Captain Struggle (Guest) on 12/31/2008 7:12 pm

Hey RoG,

Let me be the first to wish you a wonderful new year!

Joey (Guest) on 12/31/2008 7:45 pm

Gymkata baby! Here's to the greatest way to usher in a new year!!!!

seesawbooy on 12/31/2008 7:46 pm

Cool As Ice is available for $139.99 used on Amazon

Godzilla on 12/31/2008 9:16 pm

Being an Australian, we celebrated is yesterday. But I just sat on the couch, watched T.V and ate Fish & Chips...

King Credo on 12/31/2008 9:38 pm

I'm unlocking an assload of stuff in mario kart. I finally got the hang of the new one so I'm going crazy.

captain516 on 12/31/2008 11:12 pm

I'm getting crunk, because I have nobody to celebrate with :(

Lagoony (Guest) on 12/31/2008 11:51 pm

A few homies + cherry vodka + five hour energies + video games = Happy New Year!

Cradsbury (Guest) on 01/01/2009 12:53 am

First comment of 09'. :3

Pretzel on 01/01/2009 12:53 am

Just another quiet day in the Pretzel household, nothing eventful.

Happy New Year! :P

Kurt (Guest) on 01/01/2009 2:30 am

Is that a Cool as Ice DVD?!!!! Thats like the holy grail of crap movies, where hast thou located it? I must know!

Copper on 01/01/2009 2:56 am

Gymkata is on DVD? *weeps* I've got to find it!

Me, I spent the new year partially online, partially eating finger foods and will be celebrating the first day of the new year with an 8.5 hour shift. *twirls finger* Wooo!

hisholiness on 01/01/2009 4:42 am

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! I am spending mine at work. Had a little of the champagne and some poppers and sparklers to ring it in. I'm going to spend the rest of the day sleeping and relaxing.

DarkfireTaimatsu on 01/01/2009 5:08 am

Heh, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who spends his New Year's watching cheesy movies (the worst I can find).

Kat (Guest) on 01/01/2009 5:26 am

I didn't get drunk. Or party. Or go anywhere of the sort.

But I'm glad 2008 is over. Now I have to find a whole new and original way to screw it up.

Happy New Year one and all!

GreenPeaness on 01/01/2009 11:02 am

You're seein' me right now.

caffman on 01/01/2009 1:05 pm

happy new year!!!!
I had a quite quiet one, just a bit pissed!
love and hugs
Caffman

Number6Faye (Guest) on 01/01/2009 1:08 pm

I spent the night with friends (no fireworks, unfortunately) and plan to watch that Iron Chef America marathon all day. And maybe throw in a little Twilight Zone while I'm at it. >3

hup hup hurrrrf (Guest) on 01/01/2009 3:23 pm

If anyone else is having a rough hangover:
1/8 tsp baking soda in 1/2 a glass of water. Sip slowly. It'll kill the nausea.

Happy New Year

Captain Cordon Bleu on 01/01/2009 4:56 pm

happy new years to all... especially the zombies with plungers for arms

toolz88 on 01/01/2009 6:06 pm

Happy New Year I had to work last night hope your new years eve was as good as my xmas eve watching bad movies

BigMac500 on 01/01/2009 10:50 pm

I stayed up all night playing Rock Band. I don't see what the big deal with it is.

Oh yeah, we also trashed my friend's house with confetti and silly string, then had to stay over for the day because of a freakin' massive blizzard.

Happy 2009!

Protoclown on 01/02/2009 12:37 am

PARTY PARTY PARTY

I have no love for 2008 but it wasn't horrible either. 2009 will be better though, far far better...

Silver on 01/02/2009 3:12 pm

I was looking forward to a horrible New Year's Eve reunion with my friends after realizing that there was almost no one at Shang's house, but then he started drinking more and more until we all had to drag him to his bed...

Second night in a row I go out to party. My body now demands some intensive recovery.

10,000 Volt Ghost on 01/02/2009 4:17 pm

Now I have Andrew W.K. stuck in my head. :(
Thanks Proto.

guest (Guest) on 01/02/2009 8:30 pm

Just damned glad 2008 is over. Hope the world doesn't blow up this year. Almost did last. Happy New Year. I hope.

RichardJAgu. (Guest) on 01/02/2009 9:10 pm

DUDE!!!!! I just bought Abominable Dr. Phibes and its sequel in a double feature at barns & Noble for $.75!!!! (I had a gift card) but it was still dirt cheap!!!!!

Grossenschwamm on 01/02/2009 9:32 pm

Had a decent new year's eve party! We intended to play Godzilla and Smash Bros on the Wii but I forgot my copy of smash bros and an extra controller...plus we all got pretty inebriated and forgot that's what we were gonna do. It was still kick ass.

EchoCharlie on 01/02/2009 10:55 pm

Spent New Years in hospital keeping the missus and our new baby boy (born the day before) company. Can't think of a better way to start the year really...

Hope you and all the gang at i-mockery (readers included) had a blast and have a great new year.

...I'm so tired!

nirvana_infinity on 01/03/2009 3:16 pm

It's the damndest thing. I, too, plan on watching 'Cool As Ice' tonight. Granted, tonight is not New Year's Eve. But nevertheless, I've donned my old tapered-leg many-pocketed acid-wash jeans with the elastic waistband and my enormous 'u can't touch this' tee shirt, in hopes of a magical evening. When I was in third grade, I had a spectacular Vanilla Ice sweater. It said 'Vanilla Ice' all over it in neon colors and had an enormous photo of him in the middle. God, I wish I still had that sweater.

AIF (Guest) on 01/05/2009 4:31 am

I'm pretty excited about this next year. Going into my second semester of college, hopefully moving into my own place up in northern California in the fall, going on a road trip in April. 2007 sucked balls, 2008 was pretty good, and I think 2009 is going to be fucking sweet.

God, I hope so.

Kyle Harkes (Guest) on 01/05/2009 11:16 am

My mother and step-father got married. It was pretty awesome. Went out afterwards and partied with some friends. All in all a good night.

Desert_Screams on 01/05/2009 9:43 pm

It was a pretty quiet New Year's. Doing the whole "sobriety" thing for a "while" since I am apparently a "raving" maniac while "drunk." But I have a "better" approach to life "now," even if it involves the "inappropriate" use of quotes throughout my "correspondence."

Hope everyone has a wunnerful '09!

Luke (Guest) on 01/06/2009 10:35 am

Making 2009 even awesomer than 2008. If I really kick ass I-Mockery may even enhance my life further, but considering there isn't a better DVD than the Gymkata I won off you before maybe it isn't possible.

Also hoping that 2009 doesn't kick Max Burbank in the gut like 2008 did, repeatedly. Great writer, hoping the cosmos stops dropping things on him from height.

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