Today I have an amazing story to share with all of you. It is the story of what I call "The Nipple Egg". I discovered it in a big bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs just the other day and you can learn all about it in the eBay auction that is now running for it:
Please bid on it if you are able to, as much (if not all) of the proceeds will be going to the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital charity! My pals over at Newgrounds have also agreed to match whatever amount I donate to St. Jude's up to $1000! Who ever thought a little candy nipple could potentially help so many children in need? Please spread the word about the Nipple Egg! Tell your friends, tell other web sites about it, call your local news station. Do your part and the Nipple Egg will live on in our hearts forever! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5669122574
Dude (Guest) on 02/21/2006 8:48 am
Its at over $100 already.
Man, candied nipples must be fucking GREAT for children.
AngryHydralisk (Guest) on 02/21/2006 10:01 am
I remember seeing nipple-shaped mints once in some kind of adult-themed Johnson-smith book.
Puzzlebox (Guest) on 02/21/2006 10:04 am
Thats funny cause i once saw a nipple shaped like a cadbury egg 0.o
microshock (Guest) on 02/21/2006 11:25 am
i wonder how good it would taste :)
Martin (Guest) on 02/21/2006 11:26 am
Donating to St. Judes? you truly are kings among men.
Kryten Syxx (Guest) on 02/21/2006 1:01 pm
Holy tits! I hope it is tasty!
Choclo Man (Guest) on 02/21/2006 3:32 pm
They should really make a brand of nippled eggs for the next Valentine's day.
raxar (Guest) on 02/21/2006 10:09 pm
if you really wanted to make money you would of said it looked like the virgin mary's nipple
BiggerJ (Guest) on 02/21/2006 10:47 pm
I've just submitted this aution to BidBoy.com, a repository for strange eBay auctions. If it's accepted, it'll be listed, and you'll get more hits!
me (Guest) on 02/22/2006 10:08 am
Some store around here has chocolate shaped like tits and dicks, and it's not even a adult store. It's a candy store. A regular candy store.
cmar (Guest) on 02/22/2006 6:10 pm
It looks a lot like a sunny-side up egg, at most.
Jreed (Guest) on 02/22/2006 8:01 pm
....Dammit you are a lucky basterd!
So,what does Tom and Wade have for us now?
Candy shaped lick dick's and tit's?Maybe we should have had that in the Gingerbread movie...now I would sell my soul if I had too!
Mowee Bwain (Guest) on 02/24/2006 10:02 am
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me (Guest) on 02/25/2006 11:21 am
damn US only
Kryten Syxx (Guest) on 02/28/2006 3:39 pm
What happened to the auction? It now says that eBay terminated it.
-RoG- (Guest) on 03/01/2006 1:46 am
Godless bastard (Guest) on 03/02/2006 1:17 pm
if it wasnt for the charity, id say this was just another GREEDY F*CK on ebay who sells complete junk, but really just sells their crappy WYSIWYG animated gif auction text. I hate that crap.
orange (Guest) on 03/28/2006 11:35 pm
shoking...
miguel (Guest) on 04/02/2006 10:42 am
dude the nippel egg was fucking awsome aye and make tites out of it ill be so fucking swet hell yeah cus i like porn and lots and lots of sex. (*Y*)
jouhn (Guest) on 04/02/2006 10:48 am
fuck yeah your so lucky that was sweet and it taste so fucking good. (*Y*)+ (= = 0_o
JiggaDigga (Guest) on 04/07/2006 11:02 pm
Great reading, keep up the great posts.
Peace, JiggaDigga
Wendy (Guest) on 04/26/2006 3:16 pm
Good blog, enjoyed reading it. KaylaX
adult (Guest) on 10/31/2006 1:11 pm
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