Jonathan (Guest) on 08/29/2006 11:30 am

I'm sure that the protruding cheek is just a tumor that was caused by the chemicals in the gum, they were just warning customers(wasn't that nice of them).

peety (Guest) on 08/29/2006 12:15 pm

HMMMMM they assosiate peinis with gum....

Angryhydralisk (Liked the flash game very much.) (Guest) on 08/29/2006 4:01 pm

Holy shit that picture is freaky. But yeah, that article was one of the best.

James (Guest) on 08/29/2006 4:04 pm

Looking at the package now, I forgot how much the player looks like a back alley pedophile. Or a guy you would see at a truck stop. The gum is still good though, even if the spokesperson is a penis chinned baseball player. Did anyone notice the nose as well?

Good luck with the second move Rog!

Darnin (Guest) on 08/30/2006 7:07 am

Nice. Also, January 2006 is already past...

Keith L. Dick (Guest) on 08/30/2006 7:40 pm

Great Job!!!... I personally would have picked a better movie to get put on DVD... hehe

Angryhydralisk (Guest) on 08/30/2006 8:10 pm

Hey, it means one less DVD to see in the cheap bootleg rack for 19 bucks too many at the second-rate comic-con of your choice.

kokomo61 (Guest) on 08/30/2006 8:18 pm

In addition to the obvious phallic symbolism on "Big League Chew" packages, the package touts -
"Man Size Wads". John Holmes would be proud.

protofunk (Guest) on 08/30/2006 8:33 pm

Shame you couldn't get MST3K the movie re-released on DVD.

Electric Storytime (Guest) on 08/30/2006 8:47 pm

Finally, English majors will be able to understand all those literary allusions to The Village of the Crazies.

meester (Guest) on 08/30/2006 9:00 pm

This is one great movie, but there was an even better martial arts/gymnastics movie made in the 80s/90s. Sadly I can't remember the name of this cinematic triumph, but it involved a high school teacher in the mean streets of Miami. He taught his students a little about martial arts, and a lot about themselves, in their quest to beat a local drug dealer. One... no, TWO, cookies to anyone who can remember the name of this silver screen tour de force.

Thor (Guest) on 08/30/2006 9:13 pm

"Only The Strong" maybe?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107750/

meester (Guest) on 08/30/2006 9:32 pm

Sweet Jeebus, that's it! Watching the trailer for this cheesefest brought joyful, reminiscent tears to my eyes. Man, I love the Internets. As promised, two cookies for Thor (they are chocolate swirl): (@) (@)

-RoG- (Guest) on 08/30/2006 9:54 pm

kokomo61, aye, I talked all about the delicious "Man Size Wads" in my Big League Chew article. It's more than a mouthful, so stuff your face with some big league flavor!

Meester / Thor,
Yep! "Only The Strong" is awesome because it's the only movie that I've seen, to date, that focusses on Capoeira fighting to solve crime. "I've got major news for you. The world can be as big as you want it to be, or as small as your tiny little hood."

Anyay, thanks again for all the support guys. We couldn't have gotten Gymkata released on DVD with out each of you!

Hugh_Janus (Guest) on 08/31/2006 8:10 am

Well I always thought Baseball players were dicks anyway

wraithplayer84 (Guest) on 08/31/2006 7:01 pm

holy s***!...thats all i can say..

Darnin (Guest) on 08/31/2006 7:39 pm

No one pays attention to me :(

Anyway, as I said, hasn't January 2006 already passed? Also, WHAT IS WITH CRAZY HOMELESS PENIS CHIN GUY????????????????

Darnin (Guest) on 08/31/2006 7:42 pm

Nvm, it's changed. :p

Ryan Doltono (Guest) on 09/03/2006 6:00 am

Floppy cock and swollen testicle and boys were heaping these wads into their mouths....

Now there's the oozinator, which I still think was unintentional.

Ivan (Guest) on 09/08/2006 6:33 pm

They weren't kidding about those Man-Sized wads they advertised

Yaoi Huntress Earth (Guest) on 09/29/2006 4:06 pm

So that's what those people at the Ninja Burger RPG were babbling about.

I-Mockery Blabber (Guest) on 10/16/2006 2:24 pm

[...] Speaking of the Creature from the Black Lagoon and other monsters, I just put up my huge tribute to The Monster Squad - one of my favorite 80’s flicks. Check it out and let me know what ya think! Also, for some insane reason, it’s not out on DVD - but just like with Gymkata, I’m hoping we can help change that. At the end of my article, you’ll find the contact info for Sony/Tri-Star so you can send them a letter and tell them to release it! Please take the time to send them a letter so maybe everybody can one day see Horace kick Wolfman straight in the nards! [...]

Joseph (Guest) on 07/19/2010 9:14 am

even though I admit the many resemblances to "manhood" I still think it was not really planned, just a more innocent time, I remember and old expression "Shoot the wad" referring to gambling..But I would not use that any more.
(I saw and old show on television where the man asked another gentleman.."care to shoot the wad?"
any way.. no one seems to mention any where on the web how the gum taste different now.."I personally think it tastes shitty,plus you can not even blow a decent bubble with it now.
I looked at the ingredients and read it contains
ASPARTAME an other new added stuff!!
I checked old labels from the 80's
what's up with that?!! I know companies think consumers want less sugar but they should make two versions. I spit the new version of BIG LEAGUE right out in the trash!!!