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Crayola’s BOO-Licious Brownie Kit.

by -RoG- on 10/16/2008, 3:51 am

Are you hungry for some Halloweeny treats with an artistic flair? You're in luck, because Re is back to report on her experience with Crayola's new "Boo-Licious Brownie Kit". Take it away Re!

Who wants to eat some crayons?

Rog and I found this brownie kit at Target and I decided to give it a try since, as I said in my last post, I'm trying to be devilishly domestic this Halloween season. The kit seemed fun enough and I thought it looked like it would be pretty easy to do. (more...)

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Max Burbank’s Scary-Ass Trading Cards.

by -RoG- on 10/14/2008, 3:52 am

Max' Burbank's Scary-Ass Trading Cards.

Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that we're officially canceling Max Burbank's "Scary-Ass Trading Cards" Series III set for this Halloween. I'm sorry to report that Max's father recently passed away and the last thing he probably feels like doing is writing humorous material at the moment. That's why you haven't seen any new material from him on I-Mockery this Halloween season. Tons of you collect those cards each year and I know you were looking forward to them, but given the circumstances, I'm sure you all understand. Believe it or not, Max really wanted to dive right back in to working on the cards (despite my telling him not to even bother) because he didn't want to let you guys down, but it proved to be too difficult. Just shows you what kind of a guy he is... always thinking of others before himself.

Please join me by taking the time to leave a comment in the blog to extend your best wishes to Max and the rest of his family.

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Spooky Sonic Tots.

by Protoclown on 10/10/2008, 11:50 am

I met a friend of mine for lunch at a Sonic Drive-In the other day, and we noticed that they have a special promotion in the kids meal right now: Spooky Tots! Seen here by row are Were Tot, Pumpkin Tot, Monster Tot, Franken Tot, Kitty Tot, Pirate Tot, Count Tot-ula, Arachni-Tot, Ghost Tot, King Tot's Mummy, and Skele-Tot. My friend loves cute little things like this so she just had to buy up several of them.

Why am I mentioning little stuffed toys in the shape of tater tots, you ask? Well, aside from giving credit where credit is due for having a decent Halloween promotion in their kids meals, I fucking LOVE Ghost Tot. Because while all the other ones vaguely resemble what they're supposed to be so you can tell just by looking at them, you really need to hear Ghost Tot's name to have any fucking clue what he is. Otherwise he's just a big fat and happy marshmallow. They could recycle this guy at any time of year and he'd be appropriate. They could shoehorn this guy into absolutely any promotion at all. He's like the bastard stepchild tot. I respect his lameness.

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The Horror That Is The Transformers Optimus Prime Halloween Pail.

by -RoG- on 10/08/2008, 3:04 am

Autobots! Transform and... eat some ants!

I've sung many praises about Target and how well they handle Halloween season every year, but this particular item of theirs isn't going to receive any high marks from me. Believe it or not, what you're looking at is supposed to be Optimus Prime's head as a trick-or-treating pail to place your candies in. Sure, it's not the greatest idea anyone's ever had for a Halloween candy container, but it's the execution of said container that boggles my mind. It's as if they tried to combine the faces of Optimus Prime and Alf.

Now, we all know that any self-respecting trick-or-treater wouldn't be caught dead with this thing. If you're going trick-or-treating, your candy collecting weapon of choice has got to be a pillowcase. Accept no substitutes. Furthermore, if you see anybody with that lame pail, you are hereby instructed beat them to a pulp and steal what little candy they were able to fit inside Optimus Anteater's hollow skull. I don't even care if it's a little kid walking around with this atrocity in his or her hand... it is your duty as an official Halloween representative to uphold certain standards of quality. If you have to beat up a kid here 'n there to keep those standards intact, then so be it.

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Boo Berry “Razzle Boo Blitz” Flavored Fruit By The Foot.

by -RoG- on 10/06/2008, 3:59 am

Your favorite monster cereal, now mashed into a foot-long roll of fruit substance. Mmmm Mmmm good!

I've had a bunch o' people email me about these "new" Boo Berry flavored Fruit by the Foot snacks. Contrary to popular belief, these have actually been out for several years now, but this is the first time I've been able to find them in a store... and it's apparently because I was looking in the wrong place all along. Boo Berry is the last thing you would expect to find in a CVS, but there he was in all his spooky splendor on a box of Fruit by the Foot "Razzle Boo Blitz" flavored fruit snacks. It's also not exactly the kind of product you'd expect to see Boo Berry on either, but at least they didn't try to shoehorn Count Chocula into their fruit snack line (not that I wouldn't try it if they did).

Anyway, the packaging looks just like this year's Boo Berry cereal box (which sadly comes with no extra goodies), and each Fruit by the Foot snack is nicely wrapped in Boo Berry themed foil. Sounds pretty good right? There's only one small problem with all of this... (more...)

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Looking For A Halloween Costume? Look No More.

by -RoG- on 10/03/2008, 2:17 am

I *NEED* THIS COSTUME.

It's as if somebody spilled toxic waste all over a boy standing on a shag carpet and this hideous mutant was the resulting tragedy. Well, since I'm sure there's no chance in hell that any of these amazing masks and mitten sets are around anymore, I for one have full intentions of making a replica of them myself. I suggest you all do the same as soon as possible. I want this costume. I want to be a shag sasquatch. I want to run through the streets and howl into the moonlight like a ferociously furry madman. I want this costume. (more...)

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