Captain Struggle (Guest) on 10/01/2010 4:10 pm

I mentioned this to Protoclown a couple of years back and he thought it was funny so I thought I'd repeat for you. it's kinda dumb but easy to pull off. Walk around in nothing but a pair of jeans. When someone asks you what you are, tell them you're an orgasm. You just came in your pants!

Dumb i know, but i don't have anything better going on today :)

saturnknight on 10/01/2010 6:17 pm

U could always dress lke a scientst and get three friends to go out as "the human centipede " cast

BigMac500 on 10/01/2010 6:17 pm

OMG COUNT POP

If I had the resources, I'd totally dress up as Mad Max for Halloween...and siphon gas from people's cars when they don't give me candy. Or maybe I would anyway, to stay in character.

Diknam on 10/01/2010 9:36 pm

Ahhhhhhhh crap my Birthdays on Halloween this year time to hear a munch of people tell me that its bad luck

Julio on 10/01/2010 9:51 pm

I think saturnknight just nailed it for you, -RoG-. You have already given us a weekly movie review in which you express your sympathy for Dieter Laser. Also, your pal Doc Mock can lend you that lab coat for one night of madness.

The real challenge would be to get three people willing to crawl all night while two of them are connected mouth to ass.

Dungeonbrownies on 10/01/2010 11:18 pm

It's obvious. Get the suit. Add latex patches and a scar and put enough pomade/grease in your hair to look like you were swimming in the gulf coast and become... Tommy Wiseau!

Chaotix12345 (Guest) on 10/02/2010 3:53 am

Wooo! Count Pop! I can't friggin' WAIT for the next chapter featuring everyone's favorite rockabilly vampire! You rock, RoG!

Jigby Huggletinks on 10/02/2010 12:23 pm

I will be attending this year's local Goth/Fetish Halloween Party as Max Burbank.

kentucky_fried_negger on 10/02/2010 9:49 pm

Are you gonna show us some strange Halloween candies?

Starscream on 10/03/2010 7:07 pm

God I love this time of year. I can leave Christmas, thanksgiving and that reject holiday known as Easter for a million days of Halloween.

My biggest question of this years though is if RoG has picked a costume yet, or if he's going to wait for the last possible minute like so many years past. lol

Pandajuice on 10/05/2010 4:55 am

I love Halloween on I-Mockery; it's like the site goes into awesome overdrive and there is nothing better. If it were up to me, it'd be for 9 months instead of 2, but I'll take what I can get.

Keep up the great work Rog and Co.!

ChrisGlass on 10/07/2010 2:00 am

More excited than last year. I actually have a budget for a costume!

Brady Walton (Guest) on 10/03/2011 2:07 pm

"And with all of this going on, I still need to figure out what the hell I'm going to dress up as for Halloween."

When "ber" months arrive, I think of Christmas first. But as November approaches, I get more excited about Halloween too.

I still haven't had any costume in mind, even though there are so many to choose from. What's so great about finding a Halloween costume is that there are no rules to follow.