Titanic-Bot!
Believe me, I did a huge double take upon discovering this action figure down in the Los Angeles Toy District. Titanic-Bot. TITANIC-BOT!!! I honestly don't think I've ever seen a more inherently hilarious knock-off Transformers toy in my entire life. I can just picture the toy designer thinking to himself, "I want to make a robot who is destined to perish before he even has a chance to fight any other robots." Well congratulations Mr. Toy Designer, because you did exactly that. Just imagine if Titanic-Bot tried to start some shit with one of the real Transformers. No robot would fight Titanic-Bot, because there is no honor in defeating a robot whom all the other Transformers feel nothing but pity for. This is officially the only action figure ever created whose mortal enemy is an iceberg. (more...)
Hey all, don't forget that tonight (yes, THURSDAY) is our prime time premiere in the 8pm PST / 11pm EST time slot, so be sure to check us out LIVE! We have the one and only Brian Huskey (of Best Week Ever, Step Brothers, Superbad, Semi-Pro and more) as our special guest, so it's definitely gonna be a good time for all! Again, the show starts promptly at 8pm PST, so be sure to log in to the chat rooms early to talk with Miss Diagnosis and get ready for another fantastic guest along with a crazy flick from yesteryear!
ENTER DOC'S VIDEO CONTEST! Everybody always sends in nice compliments about the Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum theme song, so we decided to have you guys participate in the fun of it. Now is your chance to show us how YOU would perform the song if given the chance! All you need to do is upload a video of yourself singing and/or screaming along with the song to Youtube and then send us the link. Our lucky winner will not only receive some Doc Mock prizes, but we'll play your version of the song LIVE on an episode of the show! There's still time to enter so click here for full details about the contest!
You can watch the show and join in the chat room madness at any of the following URLs:
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I played a Swedish terrorist in a show called "Bulletproof!" (by Brian Cooperman) at the Comedy Central Stage here in LA on Tuesday. I carried around an uzi, drank with a Russian mob boss, kidnapped a supermodel, and had a high-speed chase in a cardboard Volvo. What more could one ask for in a role? FJORD!
In other news, we have a new game up on I-Mockery called Pitfall 2010 that you should all play immediately. Pitfall Harry is depending on you to help him settle his huge gambling debts, so hop to it.
Don't forget, this Friday night we have Matt Besser (of Freak Dance, Asssscat, Walk Hard, Reno 911, and a founding member of the Upright Citizens Brigade) as our special guest on Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum! The show starts LIVE at 10pm PST / 1am EST, so be sure to log in to the chat rooms early to talk with Miss Diagnosis and get ready for another fantastic guest along with a crazy flick from yesteryear!
You can watch the show and join in the chat room madness at any of the following URLs:
http://www.justin.tv/thestreamdottv
http://www.stickam.com/thestreamdottv
Well, this is a bit overdue, but I always like to share my Top Ten lists for movies, music, and video games every year. And I've finally come down off the Tibetan mountain after months of meditation, and here's what I've concluded:
Protoclown's Top Ten Movies of 2009:
1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Moon
3. Avatar
4. Black Dynamite
5. Star Trek
6. Sherlock Holmes
7. Zombieland
8. The Fantastic Mr. Fox
9. Coraline
10. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
Protoclown's Top Ten Albums of 2009: (more...)
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