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Merry Friday The 13th!

Merry Friday The 13th! Jason Voorhees loves Christmas!
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Since we don't get to celebrate Friday the 13th in December very often, I had to take this opportunity to put my vintage Friday the 13th video store display out for the holidays. Forget the leg lamp... all I want to see is the hockey mask of Jason Voorhees glowing in my window come Christmas. I dunno about you, but I'd kill to see a Friday the 13th film (or Elm Street) set during Christmas, so all of the kills could be holiday-themed. Hollywood needs to get on this pronto, because the closest thing we have to a Christmas kill from Jason Voorhees is when he smashed that girl's icy cold face after freezing it in liquid nitrogen in Jason X.

Now we've certainly covered a hearty handful of holiday horrors here on I-Mockery over the years including the following:

Silent Night, Deadly Night
Jack Frost: The Mutant Killer Snowman
Jack Frost 2: The Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman
Black Christmas
Tales From The Crypt: And All Through The House
Santa's Slay
Iced

Of course, Christmas Vacation 2 and The Star Wars Holiday Special could be categorized as "horror" too, but for entirely different reasons.

So what about you? What are some of your favorite holiday-themed horror movies and what makes you love 'em so much? Any favorite scenes or quotes in particular? Drop a comment and lemme know!

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ColdFusion (Guest) on 12/13/2013 3:41 pm

I still remember when I first heard about Jack Frost on this site.. I was pretty moved. This has always been a good source for stuff I wouldn't know about otherwise.
As for holiday horror, all I can think of is that ATHF episode with THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO and also the one with burn victim santa..



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goblyn on 12/13/2013 4:16 pm

That episode of "Tales From the Darkside" with the grither or whatever...I think its "Seasons of Belief." Shudder. That episode scared the Dickens out of me as a kid, but upon re-visiting it, its a gleefully wicked little tale. Definitely one of the better episodes.



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-RoG- on 12/13/2013 5:32 pm

ColdFusion - Burn Victim Santa was pretty great. Glad to have introduced you to Jack Frost too... such an underrated independent holiday horror flick!

goblyn - Haven't seen that one in a looooong time. Thanks for reminding me so I can check it out again. "It wasn't Santa Claus!" Good call!

Another movie I'm a big fan of is Christmas Evil. Anybody seen it? I need to do a write-up on it sometime. The ending is incredible. Rare Exports is one of the more modern ones that's worth checking out as well.



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John (Guest) on 12/14/2013 12:26 am

My favorite holiday-themed horror movie is Halloween because it's the 2nd best horror movie of all time (1st is The Thing).

If by holiday, you just mean Christmas, Rare Exports is good.



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Joseph (Guest) on 12/14/2013 7:19 am

"Gremlins", anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?

Buehler? Buehler?



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Ronin S on 12/14/2013 10:54 am

I always liked the Nightmare Before Christmas, both as a Halloween and Christmas movie.



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Joel3K on 12/15/2013 12:22 pm

What about Christmas Slay from Ernest Saves Christmas? That's a real movie, right? Right?

" 'Gremlins', anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?"

The gremlins living in -RoG-'s HDTV prefer to keep a low profile:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2012/12/10/movie-moments-make-me-mad-episode-3/



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shooork (Guest) on 12/15/2013 12:25 pm

No mention of Silent Night Deadly Night part 2? Terrible and wonderful, the guy can't finish a line without wiggling his eyebrows. Favorite part though, is garbage day.



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