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Trick-Or-Treat Adventure Quest: Download The Home Version!

by -RoG- on 03/04/2008, 3:24 am

Trick-Or-Treat Adventure Quest: Commander Claw fights the forces of evil on your own computer!

Remember that massive tribute to classic adventure games we released last Halloween: Trick-Or-Treat Adventure Quest? Of course you do! Chances are you're still busy trying to figure out who the hell to get some candy corn from so you can solve that C.H.U.D. quest in the sewers. Well, I just wanted to let you guys know that we've finally put up the downloadable "home version" of the game. It still has the same auto-save feature as the web version, so any progress you make will be saved even after you close the program (we tested it a bunch, but please let us know if you encounter any problems with this feature). Also, if you're on a slower computer, I *highly* recommend getting this version of the game as it will run a lot faster than the web-browser version. (more...)

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The Wave.

by Dr. Boogie on 03/03/2008, 11:42 am

Here at I-Mockery, our readership typically skews pretty young. That's why I come to you now with an educational opportunity. Don't worry, this won't take long, and I guarantee this will be a very important bit of knowledge. This is for all the young drivers out there, as well as for those of you who just haven't figured out how to drive at (I'm looking at you, city of Los Angeles). I'm going to tell you about an important driving maneuver that you aren't going to hear or read about in Driver's Ed: The Wave. (more...)

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Here Comes Peter Cottontail… With An Easter Basket Of Diabetes.

by -RoG- on 02/28/2008, 6:19 pm

I DRINK YOUR STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP! DRAAAIIINNAAAGE!

As I'm sure many of you have already seen, store shelves are officially in high gear for Easter. While I've always thought of it as one of the most useless holidays, I'll still take any chance I can get to enjoy some o' the seasonal candies associated with it. I have to be honest with you though, it's going to be hard to top the sweets from recent years such as the edible crucifix or the infamous nipple egg. So far I haven't seen anything on the shelves that quite compares to those gems. (more...)

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Piles.

by Dr. Boogie on 02/26/2008, 3:13 am

I love video games. I don't know if that's come across yet, given that I've done articles about sexual moments in games, rom hacks, and a host of other issues, but in case you haven't gotten that message from me, I do love games. Even more when I can get a friend or two involved. Years back, however, a friend of mine told me something that left me utterly confused. (more...)

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My Life As A Zombie Sheriff.

by Protoclown on 02/23/2008, 3:41 pm

braaaaaiiiins

Here's your chance to help ol' Protoclown get on the upcoming Diary of the Dead DVD. Last Saturday I got all dressed up as a zombie and spent the entire day working on a three-minute short film directed by Robert Elkins, titled "No More Room in Hell." My friend Scott (the one who looks like Rob Zombie) told me about this shoot and convinced me to come along and be in Robert's film. I've already been in a previous film of his, "The Curse of Zombie Lake", which will appear on the upcoming Zombthology DVD, but I'm wearing a mask in that so no one will actually recognize me. Fortunately, we got actual make up this time around, which for me was a lot more fun. (more...)

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In Which I Reveal My Dabbling In The Sciences.

by Max Burbank on 02/21/2008, 5:22 pm

I saw the eclipse... in the reflection of my TV screen!

Gentle Reader, what can I tell you today?

Last night, during commercial breaks in American Idol, I watched a total eclipse of the moon. I’m certain the confluence of events was informative in some way, but it hasn’t processed yet. I favor the lady with the two-tone hair and I think eclipse phenomena are overrated in general, although I enjoyed it. We are constantly being told that some astronomical function is taking place which has not happened in many years and won’t happen again in our lifetimes, but it seems as if taken as a whole they happen with unkind regularity. I can only be called upon to be amazed so many times. As an employee of a science museum, I recognize this opinion for the shameful lack of character it reveals, but there it is. (more...)

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