I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/neko2002_ikegami_248.jpg

GIANT HAMTARO RAPE MONSTER USES THE "VIOLATE AND TRAUMATIZE ATTACK" ON SQUIRTLE.

GIANT HAMTARO RAPE MONSTER HITS FOR 23 POINTS OF DAMAGE.

OH NO! SQUIRTLE IS NOW PARALYZED AND UNABLE TO MOVE.

[ScruU2wice]

NO!!!

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/neko2002_ikegami_248.jpg

VIOLATE AND TRAUMATIZE ATTACK CONTINUES.

GIANT HAMTARO RAPE MONSTER HITS FOR 25 POINTS OF DAMAGE.

SQIURTLE IS DEFEATED AND FAINTS.

GIANT HAMTARO RAPE MONSTER EARNS 46 POINTS OF EXP.

[ScruU2wice]

Fine, I summon "el Hulko"

Go El hulko

http://www.bugigangue.com.br/bugigangue/imagens/mural/bugifoto/hulk.jpg

[Sam]

GIANT HAMTARO RAPE MONSTER IS GETTING HIS BREATH BACK.

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.bugigangue.com.br/bugigangue/imagens/mural/bugifoto/hulk.jpg

El Hulko Uses mighty hulk crash


GAME OVER

[Cap'n Crunch]

AW FUCKING GROSS :(

I ACIDENTALLY TYPED IN HOTMALE.COM INSTEAD OF HOTMAIL.COM FUCK >: >: FUCK SHIT GROSS >:

[Sam]

Afterbirthface: holy shit
Switch Dingo: what
Afterbirthface: look at this new thing on hotmail
Afterbirthface: www.hotmail.com (THIS WENT TO WWW.HOTMALE.COM
Switch Dingo: HOLY SHIT I'M NOT CLCIKING THAT
Afterbirthface: LOL :(
Switch Dingo: WHY DON';T YOU CLIC ON IT
Afterbirthface: I ACIDENTALLY WENT THER EINSTEAD OF HOTMAIL.COM :(
Switch Dingo: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11082 (THIS WENT TO A URL I MADE UP THAT YOU WILL SEE BELOW)
Afterbirthface: www.lolcrunchyouaresuchafag.com :rolleyes
Afterbirthface: good on :rolleyes
Afterbirthface: e
Switch Dingo: :rolleyes[/b]

[Matt Harty]

i'm on aim too you know :(

[Two-Faced]

this thread is so full of suck :(

[Gurlugon]

It wasn't before you got here.

Zing.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey guys I was going to post in this thread but I have a class at 1 and have to read some Kant for it :(

[Two-Faced]

It wasn't before you got here.

Zing.

you really are unoriginal and unfunny you self-conscious ho :/

Slam.

[Matt Harty]

Ok you're not allowed here so just move on. keep on keep on movin...

[Snatchtastic]

WORK SURE SUCKS TODAY.

[ScruU2wice]

I was so ungodly tired this morning i could barely open my eyes :(

[ScruU2wice]

OH MAN!!! I gotta buy some pants :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

Get baggy ones so that you can spite your parents >:

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: i masturbate more than i read the bible
Drev779: i do too :(
BiggieMclargeguy: we gonna go to hell :lol
Drev779: niw you made me depressed :(
Drev779: no :(
BiggieMclargeguy: dude, all the cool homies are in hell
Drev779: but i wanna go to heaven :(
BiggieMclargeguy: gay
BiggieMclargeguy: only fags go to heaven
BiggieMclargeguy: Mark Twain went to hell
BiggieMclargeguy: and Bill Hicks
Drev779: no :(
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah huh
Drev779: i wanna go to heaven :(
BiggieMclargeguy: All the hot bitches are in hell, and they wear leather
BiggieMclargeguy: and have whips ;)
Drev779: but have every std under the sun
Drev779: you dick will melt off
BiggieMclargeguy: still better than heaven

[ScruU2wice]

I got some baggy ones but my parents don't care so my plan failed :(

[ScruU2wice]

oh man i was gonna post something her but i totally forgot :(

[Emu]

i want to go fishing

[Schimid]

oh man i was gonna post something her but i totally forgot :(

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/c/chingy/chingy.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

Damn you got me :(

[ScruU2wice]

I have to run the mile tommorow but you probably already know that

[Sajuuk]

HIP HOP SUCKS! TRANCE IS LIEK THA BEST THING EVA! >:

oh SNAP! Good job, ItalianStereotype!

[Matt Harty]

I run 3-4 miles a day. :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

I walk like 5 or 6 miles a day between all of my classes :( But i never run >:

[Sam]

BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF CRACKING THE SIDEWALK.

ZING. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

HAY AREN'T YOU FATTER THAN ME?

[Sam]

MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THEN FAT. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH BUT THE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FAT DRIPPING OFF YOUR BONES WEIGHS MORE THAT JUST ABOUT ANY AMOUNT OF MUSCLE. >:

[Sam]

EXCEPT FOR YOUR MUSCLE, WHICH ISN'T REALLY MUSCLE, IT'S JUST SOLIDIFIED FAT BECAUSE YOUR BODY HAS NO MORE ROOM TO EXPAND SO IT'S PACKED IN SO TIGHT IT HAS THE CONSISTENCY OF BUTTER.

FROZEN BUTTER. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

WELL PARDON ME, SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD EXPENSIVE SKIN STRECHING SURGURIES LARDO.

[Sam]

MY SKIN ISN'T STRECHED OUT BECAUSE I AM NOT FAT. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I KNOW YOU SKIN ISN'T STRECHED BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FAT, YOUR SKIN IS STRECHED BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT :rolleyes

[Sam]

YOU ARE SUCH A GAY. >:

THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU THOUGH.

[Big McLargehuge]

SO YOU ADMIT DEFEAT? :picklehat

[Sam]

NEVER. I WANNA WIN THIS TIME. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

TOUGH LOVE >:

[Sam]

ROUGH LOVE. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

COWBOY SEX?

[Sam]

GAY COWBOYS EATING CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND EXPLORING THEIR SEXUALITY. :(

[Sam]

BiggieMclargeguy: that one thread just got a little too gay :(
Switch Dingo: I KNOW IT'S MY FAULT =(
BiggieMclargeguy: i didn't step down though
BiggieMclargeguy: i went for it
Switch Dingo: I MEAN IT GOT GAY THE MINTUE YOU STEPPED INTO IT
Switch Dingo: ZING

[Big McLargehuge]

I have to go eat with my friends now :(
BYE

[Sam]

I have to go eat alone because I have no friends :(
BYE

[Emu]

I have to go eat alone because I have no friends :(
BYE

see ya

[Sam]

YOU SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO >:

[ScruU2wice]

so that girl at work that i don't wanna like but do has been gone for a really long time and i don't wanna miss her but i definatly do :(

[Sam]

YOU SHOULD GO TO HER HOUSE AND BRING HER A FLOWER AND SAY "YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AT WORK, I'M JUST SEEING WHAT'S UP"

DON'T LOOK CREEPY. TRY HARD.

[ScruU2wice]

do i masterbate in the flowers before hand?

[Sam]

No, that would constitute creepy.

[Big McLargehuge]

MAKE SURE THE ROSES HAVE RAZORS IN THEM :(

[ScruU2wice]

Do i cut myself with them?

[Sam]

YOU'RE NOT HELPING B.M. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

How is she supposed to know he loves her if he doesn't hurt her?

[Sam]

IF SHE IS SMART SHE'LL CATCH ON.

[ScruU2wice]

ok So i go to her house which i found through extensive stalking and ring her door bell with razor flowers.


pub lover is the best on giving me this type of advice :(

[Big McLargehuge]

loveline forum >:

[Sam]

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

i am only 19 :(

[Sam]

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey did I tell you guys that i met a girl who likes me :(?

[Sam]

Did that really happen or are you just making that up?

[Big McLargehuge]

WE MAY NEVER KNOW :(

[Sam]

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?

[Big McLargehuge]

ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIRL AT THE BEACH AND SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND TO BEAT ME UP, SO NO. :(

[Sam]

WERE YOU LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES OR WITH YOUR HANDS?

[Big McLargehuge]

NEITHER OF THOSE :(

[Sam]

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LOOKING WITH?

[Big McLargehuge]

A 8 FOOT METAL POLE COATED IN BUTTER :(

[Sam]

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT GIRL WITH AN 8 FOOT POLE.

[Big McLargehuge]

WHAT IF IT WAS COATED IN BUTTER?

[Sam]

ONE TIME, I ATE A STICK OF BUTTER. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I BET YOU DID TUBBY >:

[Sam]

IT WAS A DARE. :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

OH HOW SAD :( DID YOUR FRIENDS SAY "I BET YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER LUNCHBOX."?

[Sam]

NO, THEY SAID " I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD EAT A WHOLE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER."

AND I SAID, "I'LL DO IT."

AND I DID IT. :(

IT WAS ONLY ONE STICK.

[Big McLargehuge]

I BET YOU SOILED YOUR DRAWERS JUMPING OUT OF YOUR CHAIR TO VOLENTEER FOR THAT POSITION.

[Sam]

NO, MY DRAWERS WERE IN THE DRESSER. :rollyees

[Big McLargehuge]

MUST BE A BIG DRESSER :(

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/11d2eb02.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY I THINK I SAW THAT PICTURE IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM :rolleyes

[Sam]

I DON'T THINK YOU DID, BECAUSE ONLY SMART PEOPLE GO TO PHILOSOPHY FORUM. :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

AT LEAST I CAN FIT INTO THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM

[Sam]

DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FAT WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING FOR THE PHOTOSHOP AND CAPTION FORUM AND FALL INTO THE PHILO FORUM? :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

FAT PEOPLE DON'T RUN :rolleyes

[Sam]

THEY DO WHEN THEY SEE A TWINKIE. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT >:

[Sam]

IF YOU WENT HOME, YOU WOULD SEE MY THEORY IN ACTION. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

WHY WOULD YOU BE AT MY HOUSE?

[Sam]

SCOUTING FOR WHEN YOUR MOM AND I HAVE OUR KNIFE FIGHT.

[Big McLargehuge]

DID I TELL YOU MY MOM BROKE HER ANKLE ON SATURDAY AND HAD TO HAVE SURGERY ON MONDAY? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE SOME DELAYS :(

[Sam]

DAMMIT.

MORE TIME FOR PRACTICING MY KNIFING SKILLS. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO HEAL :rolleyes

[Sam]

I HOPE IT HEALS FAST. AND I'M GLAD THAT HER ANKLE IS ALL SHE BROKE. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

IS THAT A THREAT? >:

[Sam]

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?

[Big McLargehuge]

SRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BUT I REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE :(

[Sam]

DON'T USE CODE. WE ALL KNOW YOU REALLY WANT A FAG.





FAG. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

WHY WOULD I GO AWAY TO GET A FAG WHEN I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD? >:

[Sam]

WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO MAKE UP SOMETHING ORIGINAL WHEN YOU COULD USE THE MOST OBVIOUS COMEBACK. >: :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

JUST STAYING WITH THE THEME :(

[Sam]

THAT SEEMS LIKE YOUR THEME ALL THE TIME.

EXCEPT THOSE TIMES YOU SAID SOMETHING I WASN'T EXPECTING. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

"I'LL BE BACK, HA I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT" :lastactionheroreference:(

[Sam]

Actually... I was expecting some sort of reference. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

damn


WELL I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL CONVERSATION BUT I NEED TO PEE AND DO HOMEWORK :(

[EverythingWillSuck]

:rolleyes SAM

10:09 PM
>:
?
YEAH THAT"S WHAT I THOUGHT
10:10 PM
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now! hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now! hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
I DON"T THINK YOU ARE REALLY BUSY
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
EVERYTHINGWILLSUCK
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!

[Big McLargehuge]

Do you frequently have to apologize for your penis blunders?

[Sam]

MY PENIS NEVER MAKES MISTAKES. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Sure sir, that i how you feel, but what about the ladies?

[Sam]

what ladies? :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Exactly, my good man. What ladies you ask. Why the ladies that you are sure to get if you buy my new book Pimpin' ain't easy, BITCH GET OVER HERE.

[Sam]

Does it come on tape so I can listen to it in my car and hide my lack of ability to read?

[Big McLargehuge]

You are learning already, real playas don't read.

[Sam]

MAYBE I SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE ADVANCED COURSE.

[Big McLargehuge]

Sir, do you really think that you are ready for the advanced course? Before you can even sign up you have to show proficient skill in Hollering at Bitches, Smoking Reef, and Gettin' yo' FREAK ON.

[Sam]

I have a class 4 LICENSE in Playerizing.

ALL I LACK IS REFINING.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I just farted. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I can see i am dealing with a true playa here, COULD YOU BE THE ONE PROPHISISED TO BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE OF PIMPING UPON THIS LAND?

[Matt Harty]

SHUYTUPSHUTUP[SHUTUPSHUPUPU LOOLOL

[Big McLargehuge]

MATT WINS

[ScruU2wice]

I refuse to make new threads now, i just post whatever i need in here :/

[ScruU2wice]

I never do anything :(

I always sit at home and come here because i only have a few friends who i hang out with :(

[Sam]

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP BITCHING?

I'M PRETTY SURE I DID, BUT LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.

STOP BITCHING. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

STRAIGHT FROM THE BITCHHORSES MOUTH, BITCHHORSE.

[Sam]

YOUR MOTHER?

OH SNAP ZING I SO GOT YOU.

YOU ARE GAYER THEN SAME SEX MARRIAGE. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

NOR CAL IS HELLA GAY

[Sam]

NOT IF YOU LIKE POT. AND HIPPIES. AND POT. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

How did you know i liked those things? :(

[Sam]

Instead of going back and finding whatever conversation you said all that in, I opt to bring you this thriller.

Mattchew Harty: We're going to have a brawl :(
Mattchew Harty: At a field
Mattchew Harty: With 2 of my friends
Mattchew Harty: I made an action plan
*** Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
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*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.

[Big McLargehuge]

I bet you want to directly connect you gay :(

[Sam]

I BET YOU ARE AROUSED BY THE THOUGHT OF ME AND HIM CONNECTING. DIRECTLY. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ":(" WAS FOR FAG :rolleyes

[Sam]

I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A MIND READER, AND IF I WAS I WOULD BE TOO PARALYZED WITH FEAR TO READ YOURS, FOR FEAR OF BEING TAINTED BY THE ABUNDANCE OF HOMOSEXUAL IMAGERY. >:

[Matt Harty]

WTF

[Sam]

Mattchew Harty: omg wtf
Mattchew Harty: I have all my stuff checked off on prefrences
Switch Dingo: >:
Mattchew Harty: omfg
Mattchew Harty: Whatever it was such a funny picture too
Mattchew Harty: :-!
Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES

[Matt Harty]

Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.

[Sam]

Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES
Mattchew Harty: THANK YOU AGAIN
Mattchew Harty: I NEVER GOT TO THANKING YOU ABOUT SAYING "I'LL BET" THE FIRST TIME
Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: DIE
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Switch Dingo: Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE

[Matt Harty]

Switch Dingo (6:55:10 PM): Kellychaos is a guy =(

[Sam]

Mattchew Harty: I was looking at my old posts today :/
Mattchew Harty: I WAS LIKE THIS "HAY GUYS POTHOLE LOL! :D"
Switch Dingo: ORAGNE
Switch Dingo: I always confused you for Kellychaos
Switch Dingo: because you'd both type orange =(
Mattchew Harty: Yeah i think she mocks me to this day about that :/
Mattchew Harty: I thought we were friends back in the day ._.
Switch Dingo: Kellychaos is a guy =(
Mattchew Harty: I know

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wait, Kellychaos is a guy? :lol

[Matt Harty]

NO

[Cap'n Crunch]

OH

[Matt Harty]

Shut up

[Sam]

TOLD YA'LL.

[Matt Harty]

Stop crying.

[Sam]

Mattchew Harty: SHOW ME YO TITTIES, IM RICK JAMES, BITCH
Switch Dingo: you are so gay
Mattchew Harty: Shit List
Mattchew Harty: Bye
Switch Dingo: I"M WARING SUNGALSES
Mattchew Harty: Shut the fuck up.
Mattchew Harty: IM me again and i
Mattchew Harty: 'll warn you.
Switch Dingo: YEAH
Switch Dingo: WELL
Mattchew Harty: Ok.
Switch Dingo: WARN ME
Switch Dingo: AND I'LL KILL YOU

[Matt Harty]

Did you carve any nice designs in your arm today?

[Sam]

No, DID YOU? :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

WHere is the love :tear

[ScruU2wice]

I DO WHAT I WANT SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH, HO! >:

[ScruU2wice]

I'm sorry guys

[ScruU2wice]

cmon guys please talk to me...

[Cap'n Crunch]

I have to pee. :(

[ScruU2wice]

sometimes i think you guys are the only friends i have left...

[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: did he ever say what he was going to juvi for
TheShadoeFLair: don't really care all that much
ScruU2wice: what if its murder
ScruU2wice: i bet youd care than
TheShadoeFLair: He wouldn't be gong to Juvi then
ScruU2wice: i got served :(

[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: i really wanna get halo
ScruU2wice: 2
filineegro: then det it..
ScruU2wice: its not out yet
ScruU2wice: i think
filineegro: really?
filineegro: i got the demo on my computer'
ScruU2wice: well that just means the demo is out :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

they both warned me after that, than blocked me :(

[ScruU2wice]

The people in my calculus class didn't know who harry goz was, and only one of them ever saw sealab :(

[ScruU2wice]

bump...

[Emu]

you can't bump a thread that's already on the top wtf are you smokin' :lol

[ScruU2wice]

what crack was i on :(

[Emu]

you didn't take the shit i had behind the radiator did you

[Emu]

cuz that's my shit and i'll fucking kill you if you did >:

[Emu]

that's enough of that. :/

so how are you guys

[ScruU2wice]

I had one of those days where nothing i said was funny and everyone stared at me with blank faces :(

[Emu]

:|

[ScruU2wice]

and now sam is gonna yell at me for bitching, but these are the only things that happen in my life worth sharing :(

[liquidstatik]

EASTER!!1 :D

[Matt Harty]

I hope all of your houses collapse on Easter.

[Big McLargehuge]

Didn't some one famous die on easter :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

I farted again. :(

[Matt Harty]

No.

[ScruU2wice]

nope.

[Big McLargehuge]

i wonder who has posted the most in this thread :(

[Sam]

You.

[ScruU2wice]

its hard to tell because the first 25 pages flew by in a few hours :(

[ScruU2wice]

Those were the days...

[eggyolk]

im here guys!

[Emu]

hey

[eggyolk]

hey whats up?

[HickMan]

http://www.933flz.com/audio/RapSnacksBags.jpg

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME...

[Big McLargehuge]

You.

More like you

[ScruU2wice]

I think willie abandoned us :(

[Snatchtastic]

Willie just went outside.

[ScruU2wice]

I went outside last night.


Everyone was smoking...

[Big McLargehuge]

I was smoking out side last night, i had 13 cigarettes in one sitting :(

[ScruU2wice]

you shoulda just went all the way to 14 now you've got bad luck...

[Mike]

Smoking sucks. And blows. HAHAHA FUNNY JOKE HAHAHAHA! :(

[Big McLargehuge]

you shoulda just went all the way to 14 now you've got bad luck...

I only had 13 :rolleyes

[eggyolk]

you shoulda just went all the way to 14 now you've got bad luck...

[Big McLargehuge]

I would have had to steal one to do that :(

[Brandon]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN NEGLECTING THIS THREAD :(

[Brandon]

MAN, I FEEL LIKE SUCH A CUNT, Y'KNOW?

[Brandon]

:(

[Brandon]

I'M SORRY, I RUINED IT!

[Big McLargehuge]

quick run away before anybody sees you :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

HOLY SHIT BRANDON, YOU LIVE IN MY STATE. :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

afterbirthFACE: i have no desire of guys at all >:
BiggieMclargeguy: Not even David Bowie and Prince?
afterbirthFACE: no >:
BiggieMclargeguy: Damn, you are less gay than me :(

[HickMan]

rape

[HickMan]

MY POST DISAPPEARED

[HickMan]

OK THERE IT IS

[executioneer]

one hgundred pages

[executioneer]

one HUNDRESD

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page ONE HUNDRDE

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WHEN ITS GET TO ONE HUNDRED THERE IS A PARTY IN MY PANTS :D

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j/k it's actually in my MOUTH

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okay its just on the message board :rolleyres

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no swearing

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I-MOCKERY.COM T-SHIRTS! THEY GLOW-IN-THE-DARK!

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MINIMOCKS VISIONARY DARKNESS GAMES FEATURES INFO CLUB FORUMS STORE

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I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARDS
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I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARDS FORUM INDEX -> THE MOCK WARS! POST A REPLY

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:(

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TIP: STYLES CAN BE APPLIED QUICKLY TO SELECTED TEXT

EMOTICONS :( :) :/ >:

VIEW MORE EMOTICONS

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PREVIEW SUBMIT ALL TIMES ARE GMT - 8 HOURS JUMP TO: SELECT A FORUM GO TOPIC REVIEW

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why the long face big mcloargehuge :lol

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Cause all my friends are busy. Or gone :tear

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ADJECTIVE EST
VERB
NOUN
NOUN
NOUN

[Big McLargehuge]

Erectest
erected
erection
erection
erection

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:/

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:(

Edit- 100 :)

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on this one those won't work well :(

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omg party time :rave

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Is it erected? cause you can change that to erecting

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HOW DO YOU DO A MESSAGE BOARD PARTY?

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you get drunk :lol

j/k apparently you eat easter candy :o

-willie

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I have jelly bellies :hypno

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omg i had a caramel creme egg :lol

-willie

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I'M POSTING ON THE HUNDREDTH PAGE OF THIS THREAD, HOS

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ALL RIGHT, FAG-NERDS. IN HONOR OF 100 PAGES I'M STARTING UP ANOTHER MAD LIB. FOR SERIOUS THIS TIME. >:

EXCLAMATION
PLURAL NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

[Sam]

SHAZBOTS
DOGGIES
COASTERS

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CHANNEL STATION
VERB ENDING IN -ED
PERSON

[Sam]

KQED
DISCHARGED
WILLIE

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NOUN
STATE
ADJECTIVE

[Sam]

BREADBOX
OKLAHOMA
SECKSILLY

[Esuohlim]

SECKSILLY HAHA WTF

EMOTION
ADJECTIVE
VERB

[Esuohlim]

Wait, secksilly is an adverb >:.

Pick something else for that one. >:

[Sam]

HEAVY >: JUST USE SECKSILLY FOR THE NEXT ADVERB

DEPRESSED HAPPINESS
RICH
maeking teh secks

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ADJECTIVE
SPORT
EXCLAMATION

[Cap'n Crunch]

VAGINA-LIKE
RUGBY
SLIPPERS

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OH SHIT THERE ARE NO ADVERBS ON THIS ONE. WE'LL HAVE TO SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER GAME IT SEEMS :(

ADJECTIVE
VERB
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING

[Sam]

CRUNCHTASTIC
STABBING
CROTCHLESS PANTS

[Esuohlim]

I'M GOING TO START DOING FOUR AT A TIME NOW. HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS :eek

VERB ENDING IN -ING
EXCLAMATION
VERB
NOUN

[Sam]

JACKHAMMERING
YOU GOT SERVED
SERVE
HANDMAID

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BODY PART
EXCLAMATION
PAST TENSE VERB
COUNTRY