I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[camacazio]

If people go to bed it won't hit 20 :(

[Rongi]

hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on :(

[executioneer]

well stick around we're going to do another mad lib :eek

-willie

[executioneer]

nobody goes to bed in THIS town >:

-willie

[liquidstatik]

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

[executioneer]

if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room :eek

-willie

[Esuohlim]

IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT :(

[camacazio]

People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.

[Rongi]

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

[Big McLargehuge]

HAPPY time

[liquidstatik]

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.

[Big McLargehuge]

I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now

[executioneer]

OK I'LL DO MAD LIB >:

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie

[Esuohlim]

Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN :eek

[Rongi]

donkies
aorta

[Esuohlim]

KITTIES
PANCREAS

[camacazio]

monkeys
small intestines

[executioneer]

amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG IT STARTED

[camacazio]

newts
mouse

[Esuohlim]

FROGGIES
MOUSE

[executioneer]

adhesive
number

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Salamanders
Chinchilas

[camacazio]

:(

[Esuohlim]

RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM

[Big McLargehuge]

Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two

[camacazio]

elmer's glue
72

[executioneer]

household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie

[liquidstatik]

KITTENS
TANKS

[Esuohlim]

FISHIES
TANKS

:lol

[Big McLargehuge]

Spiders :eek
Hummers

[executioneer]

oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star >:

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie

[camacazio]

blenders
fingers

[Esuohlim]

DISHWASHERS
TONGUES

[Sam]

BLENDERS

PENII

[Big McLargehuge]

Microwaves
Clitorises

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random. :(

[executioneer]

part of face
weapon pliural

-willie

[Esuohlim]

CHEEK
PISTOLS

[Big McLargehuge]

Skin
attack dogs :eek

[Sam]

MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(

[liquidstatik]

lol

[executioneer]

OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie

[camacazio]

yes

[Big McLargehuge]

YEY

[Esuohlim]

READY :D

[liquidstatik]

NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY

[Rongi]

this is better then american idol :eek

[executioneer]

HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie

[executioneer]

opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER" >:

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Hurrah

[camacazio]

I rate it: 1 1/2 star

[liquidstatik]

I didn't like it to much. ;(

[executioneer]

honest to chrsit some people just shouldn't be allowed on the ingternet, and the person who wrote that madlib is it

-willie

[Drev]

Hi! Sorry I'm late!

Is there any snacks left?

[executioneer]

I'm gonna write my own, someone else should do one of th e top 40 or whatever in the meantime =-o

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

MEAN>:TIME

[camacazio]

I have a book of old madlibs somewhere upstairs. I'm busy down here with the pretzels, though. Someone else got on that.

[Esuohlim]

HEY, I THINK WE JUST BEAT THE MARYLIN MOCK WAR THREAD

BTW THE MADLIB WAS CRAP, OR MAYBE WILLIE IS JUST BETTER WITH COMING UP ANSWERS :(

[executioneer]

no it was def. the madlib >:

measure the size of your (internal organ) ? fucking douchebag

-willie

[camacazio]

Yeah, that was dumb shit.

[Esuohlim]

I'LL MAKE IT

[executioneer]

COME ON ELIBS SEND ME A FUNCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL >:

-willie

[camacazio]

THIS IS MOCK WASR WEHEREZ THE MOCKING???

[Esuohlim]

PLURAL ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

[camacazio]

snakes
sour
slimey

[Big McLargehuge]

Donkies
Hard
hot

[Rongi]

dolphins
retarded
sophisticated

[executioneer]

dogs
homoerotic
slippery

-willie

[Esuohlim]

LAST NAME
ITEM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLURAL NOUN

[executioneer]

weiner
refridgerator
asses

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Pringle
Rolling pin
Carts

[liquidstatik]

TATOM
DISH WASHER
FAGGOTS

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
ONE SYLLABLE WORD POP HAT HOP CHEW ETC (wtf??? >:)
PERSON

[executioneer]

smelly
cunt
lotida

:lol

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Hot and ready
phhhhffff
Hot dog vendor

[Esuohlim]

LOL

VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE

[liquidstatik]

this is going too fast. lol. :(

[camacazio]

shiney
bumpy
jim carey!!! lolllolollo

[executioneer]

rape
dehumanize
stupid

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Run
Fuck
barely 18

[camacazio]

Argh, I'm lost!

[executioneer]

hahaha barely 18 ruels :D

-willie

[Drev]

I NEED TO SHAVE :(

[Big McLargehuge]

;)

[executioneer]

SHAVE THEN

-willie

[Esuohlim]

FIRST NAME OF PERSON WHOSE LAST NAME YOU FILLED IN ABOVE:
PIECE OF CLOTHING
ADJECTIVE

[Sam]

Joe

Pants

Clingy

[executioneer]

Ignacious
ass-chaps
fucked-up

-willie

[Rongi]

Joe Weiner :lol

[Esuohlim]

FEMALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB

[Big McLargehuge]

geoffery
body condom
Pregnent

[camacazio]

jim
birthday suit hahahaha
smelly

[liquidstatik]

ESUOHLIM
SMELLY
SHITTING

[Rongi]

Cuntette
Cunty
run

[camacazio]

lisa
slutty
sex

[Big McLargehuge]

TOO FAST

[executioneer]

jeannette x
slippery
flip the bird

-willie

[Esuohlim]

LOL @ CUNTETTE

ANIMAL
VERB ENDING IN -S
VERB ENDING IN -S

[Big McLargehuge]

Anteater
Sucks
Impregnates

[camacazio]

kangaroo
jumps
kicks

[executioneer]

giraffe
fucks
evaporates

-willie

[Drev]

TIME FOR TELETUBBIES! >:

[Rongi]

hummingbird
flys
crashes

[Sam]

THREE TOED SLOTH

HOPS

PEERS

[camacazio]

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OR BREATHE :( :(

[Drev]

weasel
farts
explodes

[Esuohlim]

I'll make the female name "Cuntette X" :lol

VERB
BODY PART PLURAL
PIECE OF CLOTHING

[Rongi]

farts
penii
petticoat

[executioneer]

tickle
pendulous breasts
wimple

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Seckses
Livers
BOdyh condom

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
MALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE

[liquidstatik]

FUNNY
JIXBY
FAST

[executioneer]

gay
kellychaos
shitty

-willie

[camacazio]

slippery
jim
horny

[Drev]

exploding
Ron pearlman
shaving

[Big McLargehuge]

Dead
Timmy
dying

[Rongi]

sad
gregory hines
angry

[executioneer]

lol @ gregfory hines :lol

-willie

[Esuohlim]

TOOL
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN

[camacazio]

hammer
nails
wood

[executioneer]

kellychaos :lol
buttplugs
turd

-willie

[liquidstatik]

MONKEY WRENCH
MEXICANS
JEW

[Big McLargehuge]

Forceps
Babies
Doctor

[Drev]

WILLIE YOU NEED TO GET ON AIM MORE :(

[liquidstatik]

yeah :(

[executioneer]

if i was on AIM I wouldn't be able to reply to this thread so fast :lol

-willie

[Esuohlim]

LOL @ KELLYCHOAS FOR TOOL

VERB ENDING IN S
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN S

[Rongi]

shoots
dad
scores

[executioneer]

bones
****** :X
farts

-willie

[camacazio]

fucks
goat
eats

[Big McLargehuge]

makes outs
hocky
runes

[executioneer]

shit this is a long one :D

-willie

[Esuohlim]

OK, IT'S READY

EVERYONE READY?

[executioneer]

oh yeah

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

WHEEE, hold on for fifteen minutes >:

[executioneer]

oh yeah

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

CONME ON JERKS

[Esuohlim]

SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Up on the housetop snakes pause, Out jumps hard sophisticated Santa Weiner , Down through the refridgerator with lots of asses , All for the smelly ones Christmas joys!
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

First comes the pants of fucked-up Cuntette X , Oh, cunty Santa, run it well, Give her a giraffe that fucks and evaporates , One that can open and farts thier penii .

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

Look in the petticoat of gay KellyChaos , Oh just see the shaving fill! Here is a hammer and lots of babies , A Jew that shoots and a Dad that scores !

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe

[camacazio]

edit: there it is

[Big McLargehuge]

:lol

[executioneer]

lol omg :lol

-willie

[camacazio]

How ruthlessly absurd!

[Rongi]

that was the best one yet :lol

Santa Weiner :lol

[Esuohlim]

It was #3 on the top 40 (the first two were GURLZ ONLY :()

But that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

lol @ Here is a hammer and lots of babies

[executioneer]

hard SOPHISTICATED santa weiner :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

i still hgaven't gotten a confirmation email >:

-willie

[Drev]

BILLY BOB CORN COB

[executioneer]

it must be my email service i tried a diff. adress and it worked right away

I'm gonig to be writing one now so go ahead and do another one without me :eek

-willie

[camacazio]

I CAN'T GO TO BED UNTIL WE BREAK 20 PAGES START A NEW ONE!!!

[Rongi]

i just cotton swabbed my ears

i had a lot of wax in them :eek

[liquidstatik]

:lol AT THE FUNNY MADLIB

[Big McLargehuge]

I dont want to go to bed, but i need to go on a quest for ladies to secks tomorrow.

[camacazio]

You shall fail. Clearly schimid is the bread winner there.

[Big McLargehuge]

>: i dont get it :(

[liquidstatik]

This was started: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:38 am


It is now somewhere around: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:53 am

That's a long time :O

[camacazio]

Your time zone is CRAZY. Midnight here.

[liquidstatik]

It's only 1:46 am here... I haven't set the boards for my timezone yet. :(

[camacazio]

Where are the big-time posters?

[Esuohlim]

SOMEONE ELSE DO A MAD LIB :(

[liquidstatik]

I DUN KNOW HOW :(

[executioneer]

www.elibs.com

-willie

[Drev]

POOK

[Sam]

GURLZ ONLIE!!!

[liquidstatik]

VERB
NOUN
NOUN

[Drev]

RUN
PICKLE
MONKEY

[Big McLargehuge]

VERB
Mad hatter
hot shower

[camacazio]

jump
egg
eye

[liquidstatik]

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN

[Sam]

CATS
FLAMING
UNDER-ROOS

[Big McLargehuge]

Christs
Hot and ready
Preggos

[camacazio]

pants
hit
cheeses

[liquidstatik]

PLURAL NOUN
VERB ENDING IN -ing
VERB

[camacazio]

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME NOTHING WITHOUT THE IMPORTANT I-MOCKERS :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Sad mans
winning
shoeing

[camacazio]

My dream is lost. No 20 pages for me.

[Big McLargehuge]

WILLIE COME BACK

[liquidstatik]

HEY CAMACAZIO! GIVE THE SHIT I NEED FOR THE MADLIB, OR STOP TALKING! 8-)

[executioneer]

wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok >:

-willie

[Rongi]

knock knock

[liquidstatik]

wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok >:

-willie

If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.

No offense to you. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU GUYS ARE JERKS

[executioneer]

turds

farting

shit

-willie

[executioneer]

NO FIGHTING :x

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

>: ima gonna go to bed and then wake up and find woman to make love to >:

[liquidstatik]

Sry willie ;<

[Rongi]

i just ate a buncha salted sunflower seeds 8)

[executioneer]

are we still doing a madlib :eek

-willie

[camacazio]

wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok >:

-willie

If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.

No offense to you. :(
I was a little preoccupied.

[liquidstatik]

are we still doing a madlib :eek

-willie

Nah. It sucked anyway. :(

Edit - mine sucked. I guess we're still doing them if somebody wants to start a new one.

[executioneer]

well then can I do mine >:

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

I LIED, go ahead

[executioneer]

HOLIDAY
PLURAL NOUN

-willie

[camacazio]

christmas
chairs

[Big McLargehuge]

MARTEN LUTHER KING DAY :eek

Cuntses

[executioneer]

ORGAN
VERB PAST TENSE

-willie

[Sam]

Lung
POPPED

[Big McLargehuge]

ovary

bled

[liquidstatik]

HEART
FARTED

[executioneer]

verb past tense
liquid

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

DIED

Urea

[camacazio]

looted
mercury

[Rongi]

killed
grape soda

[executioneer]

noun
verb
verb ending in ING

-willie

[camacazio]

enterprise
go
exploring

[Rongi]

fecal
fart
fanning

[Big McLargehuge]

Leg warmer
Catch
Suiciding

[executioneer]

adjective
plural noutn

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

hard

bacons

[liquidstatik]

PRETTY
SHOES

[Rongi]

hot
babes

[executioneer]

noun
verb ending in ING
verb

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Fetus
Aborting
tatoo

[Rongi]

grandpa
fucking
strike

[camacazio]

cheese
slicing
cracker

[liquidstatik]

penis
sucking
fuck

[executioneer]

noun
noun
noun
(YES THATS 3 NOUNS YOU GUYS)

-willie

[camacazio]

mirror
toilet
bathtub

[liquidstatik]

CUNT
ASS
COCK

[Rongi]

drugs
anus
needle

[Big McLargehuge]

Pastry
Crystal
fist

[executioneer]

OK I THINK WE'RE DONE

-willie

[Drev]

:(

[liquidstatik]

BBQCAKES

[executioneer]

Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie

[camacazio]

That was great.

20 pages.

I'm gone.

[Drev]

I DECLARE THAT WE NOW COMMUNICATE WITH EMOTICONS ONLY FOR THE NEXR WHILE.

[liquidstatik]

:lol @ Homless cunts

[executioneer]

YAY :D

-willie

[executioneer]

toilet cock :lol

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

:)

[executioneer]

time for ICE CREAM

-willie

[liquidstatik]

^_^;; ANIME FASE

[Sam]

>_<;;

WIFFLES!!!

[Big McLargehuge]

(^o^)y-oo0O I earned a ciggy

[executioneer]

wiffles is made of WAFFLES

-willie

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/icecream.jpg

-willie

[liquidstatik]

THAT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR ANYTHING :O

[executioneer]

:yum

-willie

[executioneer]

yeah it is :D

-willie

[liquidstatik]

I have a madlib now. :(

[executioneer]

DO IT

-willie

[liquidstatik]

Adjective
Day Of The Week
Noun

[Sam]

Grinding
Tuesday
Willie's Ice Cream

[executioneer]

poopy
monday
racist

-willie

[jin]

Singing
Halloween
Voodoo princess

;D

[liquidstatik]

Stay for a while, JIN! ;D

Verb Ing
Noun
A Friend

[executioneer]

tumbling
cunt
wreckreation

-willie

[jin]

Ok. :>

Spinning
American Dollar
Princess

;>