I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Misdemonar]

sup liquidz

[MockMeAmadeus]

Congratulations :rock

[MockMeAmadeus]

Fuck, I'm stupid. The above in reply to the 6000 registered members. It has all to do with the F5 key, right.

[Grislygus]

HEY SETHOMAS IF YOU'RE READING THIS WE NEED YOU TO TELL US IF SOCIOPATHIC BEHAVIOR IS JUST A 'PHASE', LIKE THE "GAY" IS

[liquidstatik]

sup liquidz

yooo, wudoin?

[FartinMowler]

I'm as sick as a dog today :( I had diahrea yesterday and today I've been having cold chills.

[Rongi]

Hey fartin, i think you have officially threatened to leave this place more than anyone here.

Congrats!

[Chojin]

I love the fact that I'm enough of a sociopath to not even try to follow along with topical shit anymore. I'm starting to hate that fact of my life and I'm often hoping that I'll be able to stop myself and think before even acting on a response. Do you guys think that sociopathy is more of a phase? I can't even remember how long I've been like this. I think I'm turning around, but on the other hand it's more of thinking the right thing to say that's even remotely entertaining on the basis of what's going around. Then again, I am constantly around people who worship Mind of Mencia or Quentin Tarintino.

You're anti-social, not a sociopath, you little weiner.

[FartinMowler]

Just got back from the Walk in clinic...Stomach flu. And yes Rongi that is something you can't take away from me like they did your precious post count.

[Sethomas]

Grislygus, from my own experience I just know that there's a big difference between not knowing how to approach people in social contexts and having persistent mental images of what their faces would look like with their cheeks and lips cut off. As for what's a phase and what's personality, I wouldn't really know because medication has fucked me up at some points and helped me at others.

[Grislygus]

That narrows things down a bit. Allright shyandquietguy, have you ever imagined Carlos Mencia with his lips torn off? Wait, that's not a fair question. Have you ever imagined anyone else with their lips torn off?




Really? And you masturbated? Gross.

[Grislygus]

In that case you are Against the Law

[Shyandquietguy]

You're anti-social, not a sociopath, you little weiner.

I'll steal from your store from whatever corner market you work in. (That response is not based on your avatar, I am not that crude.)

[Grislygus]

Against the Law

[kahljorn]

Sociopathy is like Psychopathy. It's usually caused when parents completely neglect and abuse their children. Children who were molested can sometimes become sociopaths. Sociopaths are characterized by their complete disregard for anything other than themselves. So, for example, they would rip someone's lips off because it makes them feel good, and the pain the other person feels isn't something that causes the sociopath to feel sympathy. Usually sociopaths have no sympathy or emotional connections with other people, and they have no social norms or values -- they only value themselves.

I'm almost positive you can't be cured of sociopathy, but who knows, maybe it could be made less severe or something. A lot of famous murderers are sociopaths.

[Chojin]

They also don't have appropriate emotional reactions to events, as they often have to train themselves to respond to things the way normal people would. So no, even if you came into my corner store and stole your daily XXL hoagie instead of purchasing it, it still doesn't make you CUHRAAAZY, it only makes you cheap as well as fat.

[Chojin]

By the way I am a big boy with a big boy job in case you were wondering! How did your interview with Target go?

[Guitar Woman]

That sounds like me

Am I a sociopath, Chojin

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm going to be an automotive technician after my schooling is done.

[Grislygus]

A sociopathic automotive technician.

[Grislygus]

"I RIPPED OFF YOUR CAR'S BUMPER BECAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE.

I ALSO MURDERED CARL"

[FartinMowler]

Day 3 of my Stomach flu

[MarioRPG]

A sociopathic automotive technician.
I think I saw a movie like that.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Keep "Shrek" out of this. ok?

[MockMeAmadeus]

I need help. I'm a sociopath!

[ArrowX]

Hey guys any tips on how not to die living in east Indian town while I'm at the colleges?

[FartinMowler]

I'd worry about failing with that shit grammar and get yourself an Indian girlfriend :orgasm

[ArrowX]

Like I'm gonna take syntax and grammar seriously on these boards? Stick to raising you hick-shit children fartin.

But any tips from the big city mockers?

[MattJack]

don't have blonde hair and blue eyes?

[Fathom Zero]

Just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.

[Magreaux]

Okay man listen up, I grew up in NYC so I know a thing or two about big city survival. There's one thing you can do that will definitely keep ruffians from messing with you. Buy the smallest map possible of whatever bumf*ck little "big city" it is you'll be living in, like one that can fit in your wallet if it's possible (a map of the bus routes will work wonders). Whenever you find yourself walking down a sidewalk be sure to stare endlessly at this map and look as confused and/or blustered as possible, eyes darting from the map in your palm (it's gotta be THAT tiny), to the nearest street sign, back to the map, then over your shoulder all anxiously (it doesn't matter which shoulder but you should definitely try to alternate), then back to the map ET CETERA the entire duration of your travel. It helps if you sweat a lot while doing this. Don't ever let up. Nobody will touch you.

[Perndog]

I always thought Indians we're pretty nonviolent. Unless you're talking about east Indians as in the ones that come from Massachusetts and killed all those settlers in the 1600s in which case you're totally fucked.

[Fathom Zero]

And to think I was totally serious about what I was saying.

And happy birthday, Blue Fox!

[GADZOOKS]

If any more zeldasbiggestcharacters PM me I'm going to get my gun!

[MarioRPG]

I'm watching Night Of The Creeps and so far it is looking pretty damn awesome. And hilarious.

[Sethomas]

My sister lived in the East Indies (Grenada) for med school. They were the nicest people she'd ever met, until the hurricane came and they decapitated her local friend to loot the grocery store he was guarding.

[kahljorn]

ya chojin it's like american psycho the movie.

[GADZOOKS]

So how many of you guys can smoke weed without coughing? According to ZBF, if you cough you are a pussy.

[Sam]

No wonder ZBF is good at smoking weed, he invented fire.

[GADZOOKS]

http://theclayshow.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/madduxleaf1990front.jpg
ME

http://metal57.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/barrybonds20.jpg

SAM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/470929290_4ae9cb57c9.jpg

IT'S OUTTA HERE

[Fathom Zero]

I AM GAY

[Sam]

Rongi: i'm sure that joke is going to go right over his head too
Sam: much like a pteradactyl with his younger brother
Rongi: hahahaha
Rongi: you're on fire tonight

[GADZOOKS]

http://reds.enquirer.com/2002/04/18/kearnshbpap_zoom.jpg


GET LOST, FATHOM

[Fathom Zero]

Just kidding, I like the Reds.

[Rongi]

GO AWAY

[Fathom Zero]

Will do.

[Yggdrasill]

Jesus Christ I just found out firsthand that some earwigs can fly.

[Emu]

Those things don't actually crawl into your ear you know

[Rongi]

That doesnt change the fact that they are fucking disgusting :(

[ArrowX]

At my grandfathers cabin in BC, they chill in the bathroom and investigate you when you use the toilet. :(

[liquidstatik]

guys i've been watchin a whole lot of Home Movies, it's a pretty funny show :O

[Yggdrasill]

I love that show

[Fathom Zero]

It reminds me of this science show I would watch on Saturday mornings, like Science Court or something like that.

[Sacks]

Do you guys know what those bugs are called that always end up on their backs and pop up into the air making an annoying sound for hours and hours until you find them and destroy them?

[Perndog]

So how many of you guys can smoke weed without coughing? According to ZBF, if you cough you are a pussy.

The old Rasta guide at Bob Marley's tomb coughed his head off after a couple of tokes (he rolled a spliff while he was showing us around). He said "you're not smoking til you're choking." Everyone coughs. >:

[Sacks]

Isn't coughing supposed to make it work better/faster?

[liquidstatik]

I don't cough everytime i smoke, but if I take a huge bong hit, there's no waaaaaaaayy i'm not caughin ;o

[Rongi]

I dont smoke anymore because my lady-friend dont like it :(

[liquidstatik]

what a bitch :[

[GADZOOKS]

I don't smoke pot. It's illegal and costs money. Big whup!

Also, Owen Wilson attempted suicide because he was caught coughing on weed. How embarrassing.

Source: TEARS OF A CLOWN: WHAT HAPPENED TO OWEN WILSON-8/27/07

[Rongi]

what a bitch :[

She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out

[arg_zombies]

It's
Hip
To
Be
SQUARE

[liquidstatik]

She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out

hahahahhaa

[Sam]

GET HIGH

GET DRUNK

FUCK SOMEBODY'S DDDAAAUUUGGHHHTTAAAAHH

IF YOU LUCKY THEN YOU MIGHT EVEN FUCK SOMEBODY GRRRRAAANNNDDDAUGHTAH

[Matt Harty]

hey am i allowed in here i have a bk kids club card

[Sam]

I dunno man, can you draw Kid Vid?

[GADZOOKS]

Just want to let you all know that like Michael Vick I found God yesterday and won't be swearing anymore when posting here!

[Emu]

His apology address was hilarious. He only regrets it because he got caught.

[Misdemonar]

Hahha school is for fools

[noob3]

i think coughing increases the blood flow to/from your lungs making the weed like, unleash it's turbo boosters or something

or v-tech kicks in

something like that

[liquidstatik]

jiggglyypuff

[GADZOOKS]

Since I have already CALMLY explained to guitar woman why SOME PEOPLE (including myself,) are annoyed by him (off-topic posting, you too Fathom Zero but not as much), I thought maybe it would be appropriate to explain to another poster here why they are annoying, ZeldasBiggestFan! I would post this in Mock Wars because that was the initial purpose of the board but that is now closed because of stupidity! If moderators feel this should be moved to a more appropriate area, please do! I would appreciate it!

I'm going to try to talk like a grown-up to Zelda. If his posts are any indication not a lot of people do that for him (or he doesn't listen to them because his teenage instincts are to object authoritarians at all times, MTV sucks, dudez). Take notes.

SECTION 1: Zelda's Thread-making habits - the eternal struggle

Your most annoying habit is making threads for little bullshit. You haven't in the past but it is becoming more apparently recently.

Fuck Cars :(

http://www.tourettesguy.com/index2.html

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/iconic_album-cover_kids_where_is_the_nirvana_baby.html

That's where he is! It's also got some shit about Korn too, but I skipped that part.

Came out tuesday. Rented it. It was good but it just isn't as funny as Shaun of the Dead was.

And there is no hope.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fags/hopeforfags.html

and so on. You seem to like to use this message board to "break news" and provide links. Sometimes you are 3 years behind but the main problem is that all you do is provide links. There are sites for that. They are called Digg.com and FARK. If you don't have at the very least a good well-thought paragraph on the subject you want to discuss, then the subject is probably not worth discussing. (In fact, I think a good idea for the new forums would be a "Little Crap" thread for news articles and links that really are not worth their own thread. Would this be a good idea?)

SECTION II: Chicken Soup for the Message Board: The Legend Begins

Dude that was funny as fuck.You have no room to talk you cum gargling twat. With all the fucking coke you snorted Im surprised your whore ass can move your fingers to type, let alone stand at a street corner, which I bet you...Your other problem is that you talk like a teenager. I know YOU ARE ONE but you have to understand that a good amount of our posters are past the legal drinking age. And for all his faults, Guitar Woman doesn't even talk like that. Look at other posters your age like Fathom Zero. See how articulate they are posting and how not every word out of their mouth is "fuck", "shit", and "cocksucker". Also, using words like "pwn" and "sweet" only make your youth more apparent. I know you feel you are pushed to this but you have to realize that you are the catalyst of the aggression. I know this garbage flies in high school but this isn't High School. THIS IS ALSO NOT THE MOVIE CLERKS, CASINO, OR THE TELEVISION SERIES "DEADWOOD"! You don't have to make yourself out to be a tough guy on the internet (like bragging about you having a gun and not coughing when smoking weed). Being an internet tough guy is so 1999, it's ridiculous.

My suggestion for you: Take a good long break from the forums. Concentrate on school and get all your teen angst out. You only get one childhood and you should celebrate your youth as long as you can (I know I did when I was your age!). Then when you feel like you can provide and contribute interesting points of discussion to the board, by all means come back. Right now, all you are doing is aggravating people to attack you (who in turn aggravate the moderators). I know your initial response to this will be that I'm a "creep" and that I "do research on you", but you should understand that your annoyances are almost universal for teenaged boys on the internet these day. If I can set an example of you, then maybe I won't have to set an example for "PaintballMasta69" or "BigGlen420". I don't understand why you would want to post somewhere where a good majority hate you. Think "What would Willie Mobbs Do?".

If there is anything I missed let me know! It should be helpful to him!

[GADZOOKS]

Also, if this is you.

people wil lthink i am a chartacter but its really so i can make fun of myself for cool points isnt that so funny?

play a long this will be an adventure

Don't continue this. This is probably the worse idea you can have at a time like this. RECONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS AS A HUMAN BEING.

[noob3]

gadzooks do you have internet hemeroids

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah! And it looks like a caveman!

[zeldasbiggesttam]

after reconsidering my options, i think gadzooks needs a life :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Tell me, what is your life other then watching Kevin Smith movies and playing a Link To The Past. I'm under the impression the rest of the time is spent on the internet and being a target for BB Guns.

Unless this is someone elses character! Then you got me, man! You pretended to be someone else on the internet and I couldn't figure it out!

[DaxF]

CHARACTERS FOREVER, FAGZOOKS NEVER

[Guitar Woman]

If ZBF grew up, the forums wouldn't be as funny. Half my laughs around here these days come from that guy's INTERNET RAGE.

[MrAdventure]

or maybe let's do one better

i propose a plan to turn him into a cave baby

gadzooks will adopt him and raise him like he should have been raised

come back in fifteen years and he'll be posting as "dad's biggest fan" instead of zelda's, but what's more he'll treat this place like a gentleman and not gameffaqs with no rule against swearing

or he could take a minute to step back, look inside himself and realize that he gets treated the way he does for a few reasons

or hey why not follow guitar man's words of wisdom and make sure we keep our daily dose of teen angst around because oh wait that's all over the goddamn internet and we dont really need another source of it

[zeldasbiggesttam]

what could gadzooks figure out :rolleyes

that guy could not find his way out of a man sized paper bag!

[Guitar Woman]

I don't go to the rest of the internet, guys. It's funny to me.

[DaxF]

hey guys check out this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php

hey guys

[zeldasbiggesttam]

why dont you check out the exit

[Perndog]

Wait, I thought GADZOOKS was a character of Esuohlim.

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/Page_1-13.jpg

[Rongi]

Wait, I thought GADZOOKS was a character of Esuohlim.

Who are you, Fartin Mowler?

Edit: Speak of the devil

[MarioRPG]

Why do all his pictures have white around them. :crop

[FartinMowler]

I give my password to wacky College students when I'm busy :\

Why do all his pictures have white around them. :crop

I can't figure out how to with the "Comic Life" program that comes with my Mac >:

[Chojin]

Thanks for articulating your point the way you did, gadzooks. I've banned Zelda for 7 days and gave him the URL to your post as the reason.

On the new forums, posts like these will go in "Questions & Suggestions", which will probably be renamed to "Questions, Suggestions, and Grievances" or maybe something a little less gay. YOU DECIDE 2007

[Perndog]

I've been out of college for like 16 months >:

I guess I'm going back.

But grad school doesn't count >:

[GADZOOKS]

Thanks for articulating your point the way you did, gadzooks. I've banned Zelda for 7 days and gave him the URL to your post as the reason.

On the new forums, posts like these will go in "Questions & Suggestions", which will probably be renamed to "Questions, Suggestions, and Grievances" or maybe something a little less gay. YOU DECIDE 2007

Glad I could DO MY PART! Now, if only I could get sadie to post again :(

[Fathom Zero]

Say nice things and send chocolate hearts.

[GADZOOKS]

i played the demo, it was awesome

ZAKO the GREAT your stuff is so awesome do you have a devainta rt or something similar?

that looks pretty awesome

This new guy is awesome!


FULL DISCLOSURE: A quick search tells me I have said awesome in 16 posts out of 5,235! Including this gem:

Awesome Possum on Sega Channel, when you died it showed a tombstone that said AWESOME on it with cigarette buds and cans surrounding it.

[Perndog]

Quick, someone change the thread title to "Gadzooks constructive criticism thread".

[Esuohlim]

I'm on it

[Guitar Woman]

Spoilers: Free Yourself is Atari Dragon

[Guitar Woman]

Not even kidding, guys

[Esuohlim]

Who the hell is Atari Dragon

[Guitar Woman]

someone retarded!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5984

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah!

[Chojin]

man, I'm like the only unbanned person in that thread

[Esuohlim]

In honor of 8/30 (never 4get :cry) I bought a sno-cone after dinner.

How did you guys celebrate Roy Wilkins' birthday today? :eek

[Guitar Woman]

I stayed up all night watching youtube poops.

:(

[MarioRPG]

Did my best not to think about it.

[GADZOOKS]

I went go-kart racing with a few people, but then I got annoyed when I thought about someone's post and crashed into a pole! AUGHHHH!

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1552/notsoawesomegu3.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I ordered a Tablet PC and it should arrive tomorrow.

[Fathom Zero]

BTW, I know a kid toucher!

http://www.hideoutheretics.net/viewtopic.php?t=3290&start=0

[Emu]

oh boy!

[Matt Harty]

awesome!

[Molly]

Is it possible for Dom DeLuise to be any hotter?

[GADZOOKS]

Why? Was he cremated?

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, why do I suck so bad at Elite Beat Agents

[Esuohlim]

Hey Guitar Woman are you a fan of video games?

[Guitar Woman]

OH, AM I EVER!

[MarioRPG]

I think she's exaggerating.

[GADZOOKS]

So, I hit the random article button on wikipedia and the very first subject to come up was this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth (not work safe!)

It's like Kevin Smith has wikipedia stock all of a sudden. For shame, wikipedia, this is not urban dictionary.

[Emu]

I hate Wikipedia

[noob3]

I heard wikipedia is a world of shit! Like, you might think you are getting insightful research done by reading the articles there, but in all reality you are reading bullshit written by 9 year olds! And let me tell you something, 9 year olds don't know anything about ass to mouth. Now imagine what they write about quantum mechanics!!!

[noob3]

it's like, when you are fixing a car, and you need 4 wrenches (source: my dad)


i swear thsi is a real quote

[arg_zombies]

Urban Dictionary - Wikipedia

A free online encyclopedia that knows EVERYTHING. I mean EVERYTHING. IT knows ALL.

There isn't anything that wikipedia doesn't know

>:>:>:





Edit: :eek the discussion page!

[DuFresne]

hey guys i just realized that the next time someone leaves unexpectedly we should say they "pulled a willie" thatd be lol

[Misdemonar]

fuck you, willie was great

[DuFresne]

(psst, my post was tongue-in-cheek) :o

Am I really that bad at conveying when I'm not being serious? :\

[Esuohlim]

DuFrense you're too defensive!

Every time someone is too defensive we should say they're being "DuFrensive" haha :x

[Esuohlim]

HELLO CHAT ROOM THREAD ;)

[DuFresne]

<------ I can dig it!

[Esuohlim]

Pretty sharp :eek

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys DuFresne has the right idea by downloading this game I mentioned a few days ago! The rest of you nerds follow suit >:

http://kcahf.org/crystalex/Crystalex.zip (http://kcahf.org/crystalex/Crystalex.zip)

[Rongi]

I bought the chronicles of riddick game for 10 bucks today :hat

[arg_zombies]

Ah that's a great game
Good buy

[Esuohlim]

We've got a guy on our football team named Pickelman :(

[GADZOOKS]

Do you go to the Michigan College whose football team really blew it last week?

Or do you go to the other one who I don't know shit about other then they wear green helmets? >:

[MarioRPG]

Can we get off this page, I'm sick of seeing that Ass to mouth link.

[liquidstatik]

what happened to willie? :x

[Grislygus]

He apparently got a life.


Unfortunately.

[arg_zombies]

Spaaaaaaaace Filler

[liquidstatik]

He apparently got a life.


details, plz ;o

[GADZOOKS]

Willie deleted his ezboard and erased all his friends from Myspace. I guess that's as much QUIT you can do. I don't know anything else and I use to talk to him on a regular basis. I think he considered that everyone of his age that use to be online alot went off and got a life so he decided to do the same. I say good for him and I hope he has a happier life!

[Fathom Zero]

But what's your story? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

[Esuohlim]

Green helmets! :(

I apologize, GADZOOKS. All these people who interrupted your question were very rude!

[GADZOOKS]

I have decided to make my Google Search idea into a full fledged topic then derailing this already crashed thread. I figured if that fag Goat Cheese can make an awful thread, then so can I! So please post your ideas about that there in General Blabber.

Thank you Esuohlim for your feedback! I always favor the team with the cooler helmet design when it comes to College Football as I'm not an alumni to any school that has one. I think my school has Ultimate Frisbee by now.

So I guess I'm saying that if your two Michigan teams went head to head I would of intially choice the other one because it's so weird looking! Yet, now that I know they are utter failures I will root for your squad. Score a touchdown for me, Milhouse!

[noob3]

well if willie is reading this and he probably will,

GO FUCK ALL THE PUSSY YOU CAN DUDE

[Fathom Zero]

Ladies definitely dig the beard, but it's not like I have to tell him that.

[Fathom Zero]

I fried my tablet after only four days! New personal record.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey guys!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19274

Hahaha.

[MarioRPG]

I laugh at fathom's misfortune, but also feel bad because it was prolly expensive.

[Fathom Zero]

Feel free to laugh, I got it from eBay.

[Matt Harty]

hahaha

[Fathom Zero]

I feel dumb.

[noob3]

how much did you pay?

[MarioRPG]

$0.01 and $200 shipping

[liquidstatik]

hey noob3 guess what i'm doing 8]

[liquidstatik]

yah, thaats right
smokin a blizzzie
8]

[Esuohlim]

liquidstatik's got the right 9/11 attitude :eek

[Rongi]

man fuck 9/11 i wish it was 4/20

[Misdemonar]

time to smoke up that stick icky dank liquidzzzz

[noob3]

that's what i would have guessed dude trust me

i forgot it was 9/11 yesterday

[MarioRPG]

Man, I'm goin to tha' fair!

[liquidstatik]

we went shroom hunting last night and found a prettttyy good batch,
i hope they're good & ready before the fair ;D

[Fathom Zero]

everyone's going to the fair. In the PARTY VAN.

[MarioRPG]

My fair wasn't metaphorical. Or involving drugs!


...:(?

[Fathom Zero]

Ditto.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I miss Dire Flamingo, Pub, and Willie.

TIS A SAD DAY IN FORUM LAND FOR ZBF :(

[RaNkeri]

Back in business!

Well, not quite, but the folks wanted me to spend the weekend at their place because they have a butt load of chores that "Only I can handle".

Should get a laptop next week, but can't really tell when I get the internet for it.
I noticed that Rog has moved on to halloween season, so can't wait till I get to read all the awesome halloween stuff there's going to be :x

Has anything spiffy happened during my outrageous absence of three weeks? :x

Oh and student life kicks major ass. :rock

[MarioRPG]

I was visited by a ghost of christmas past.

[RaNkeri]

Shit man, did you get a second chance?

[MarioRPG]

The ghost just kept taunting at how bad my Christmas' had been. Also, for some bizarre reason, it tried to connect my life to that of Oedipus.

Well whatever, I guess I'll wait for Christmas present.

[liquidstatik]

no way

[Sethomas]

Mario, you HAVE to stop fucking your mother if ghosts are going to enter into the ordeal.

[DeadKennedys]

The only logical path of action is to gouge your eyes out with a brooch. Broach?



Brooch?

[RaNkeri]

So when did ZBF bring another fag friend of his to i-mock? And the hell happened to that other retard? The one eating a good chocolate cake.

[MarioRPG]

Mario, you HAVE to stop fucking your mother if ghosts are going to enter into the ordeal.
Oh Seth, how right you are.

[Guitar Woman]

So I went to the Red Cross today to give blood for the first time ever, and when they pricked my finger and started squeezing the fuck out of it I got a little dizzy. I told them about this, and the nurse started FUCKING OUT and made me put my head between my knees and cough a lot.

Then she determined that I wasn't qualified to donate blood because I would definantly faint if they took as much out of me as they were planning to, and they sent me on my way with a little sticker that said "I tried."

My mom laughed at me. :(

[RaNkeri]

Sorry, but


:lol

[DuFresne]

They pricked your finger? I've never given blood, but I thought they were supposed to use that vein in the arm. Or was this just some kind of preliminary test?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, it's the preliminary test. They need to make sure you don't have AIDS or some such, and if you have enough iron in your blood.

Something that really bothered me about the place was that it was manned by a bunch of incompetant jerks. The lady who was tending me kept fucking up the parental consent form on the computer and making it in spanish, and whenever she left for a second some other nurse would pop into the room and try to survey me again, ignoring the fact that I kept telling them I was in the middle of one already.

It took about a half hour longer than it should have. I stole a fuckton of donuts and bad urn coffee for revenge.

[Sethomas]

Dude, I am religious about giving blood, but I haven't done it in too long because the only people that do it around here are the Red Cross and they're totally incompetent.

The preliminary stick is to make sure you have enough iron in your blood to be useful or capable as a donor. To test for blood-borne infections they take a few vials of a few cc's during the actual blood extraction.

[RaNkeri]

So do you get nauseous on the sight of blood?

Never given blood, but they've taken an ass load of blood tests. Mostly because it helps surveying my diabetes

[Guitar Woman]

No, I don't have a problem with seeing my own blood or watching people stick needles into me, but I've never done well about losing blood, even a little bit. I can stay semi-concious if it's drawn out really slowly, but even then I get fucking anemic.

I guess this makes me a giant pussy!

[DuFresne]

Not really. Pussies tend to be good at bleeding!

[DuFresne]

ZING!!

[Fathom Zero]

Who licks their own blood?

From like an accident or something, not purposeful.

[Guitar Woman]

You aren't supposed to do that, because 1) it tastes really frigging bad, and 2) if you ingest too much of your own blood, you'll vomit. It's some sort of self defense mechanism your body has.

[RaNkeri]

I do! Well, more like I suck my own blood.

For every time after measuring my blood sugar I usually suck the remaining drop. It has grossed out my friends ever since elementary school times.

[liquidstatik]

no way

[Fathom Zero]

You aren't supposed to do that, because 1) it tastes really frigging bad, and 2) if you ingest too much of your own blood, you'll vomit. It's some sort of self defense mechanism your body has.

I've never bled the required pints of blood to make me vomit, but if I had, I'm pretty sure I'd see a doctor rather than lick my wounds.

[Guitar Woman]

It doesn't even have to be a bad cut. I remember slicing my mouth open the day after halloween on a really sharp lolipop, and I thought the awful salt taste was from a piece of candy gone wrong. Then about seven minutes later I was kneeling by the toilet, just in case, because I felt completely fucking awful. It was a lot of fun

[MarioRPG]

What the---? This is the most pussy conversation ever. I remember I was getting blood work done and just to be a badass I watched them take the second needle/vial and fill it from my vein.

[Cfr5]

You win a raw slice of cow for being that manly!

[That Man]

:bestthread

[MattJack]

Fuck yall.

When they take blood from me I insist the needle has to go in my big vein on my dick.

And my dick must be hard.

And the nurse has to look in my eyes for the whole duration.

[MattJack]

then they take that blood to Africa because it cures AIDs and Negro.

[Fathom Zero]

hay mattjack

[Fathom Zero]

:bestthread

Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing here?

[MattJack]

hey what's up buddy?

[Fathom Zero]

I finally saw the Simpsons movie!

[liquidstatik]

no way

[That Man]

I saw the Simpsons Movie harharhar

[RaNkeri]

So, That Man, how are your funny articles/writings doing? You still haven't posted any

[MarioRPG]

What the --- no! You weren't supposed to return. Oh well, at least Halo 3 will make you leave again.

[Seven Force]

hey everybody

[arg_zombies]

Wassup

[Emu]

that man your writings were due in february where are they

[Seven Force]

hahahah that reminds me my writings are LONG overdue :(

[liquidstatik]

no way

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[noob3]

wheres my bacon

[Matt Harty]

it's a suprise!

[MarioRPG]

I want some bacon too.

I think...?

[Cfr5]

I could smell bacon this morning while trying to do work. It was extremely distracting.

[Yggdrasill]

I cut the bacon into pieces and roll em into ramen noodles for a semi stirfry dish of delicious

[Yggdrasill]

I ALWAYS GET ON AS EVERYONE LEAVES , oh wait it's 1 am. Goodnight sleepers.

[MarioRPG]

It's a tough life, relying on sleep and all.

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, WHERE IS THE PARTY AT?

[ArrowX]

Hey guys whats going on?

[ArrowX]

this is gay I thought the chatroom thread was like a party?

[Yggdrasill]

I thought this was a baby shower

[Sethomas]

It's like a bridal shower when I'm in here, 'cuz I fulfill the hot male stripper role.

Fags.

[MarioRPG]

It's not our fault you were a sexy bowtie.

[MattJack]

It's like a bridal shower when I'm in here, 'cuz I fulfill the hot male stripper role.

Fags.

:lol

you made me laugh.

I will use that line from now on and not give you credit for it.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/emoticons/illustration-illustratie_smiley-emoticon_04.jpg

[Misdemonar]

ahah I work at mcdonlads now! they should call it macdonalds! hahaha

[MarioRPG]

Woo, 50% off McD's 'food'!

[Misdemonar]

hahah we make that stuff out of recycled paper towels

[Emu]

The asian chicken salad is delicious :eek

[MarioRPG]

It's oriental. Or if your prefer minority. Oh whoops, not the second one.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Chojin, why does your website keep asking me for an authentication password?

[ItalianStereotype]

cause our sigs rock too hard for you

[Fathom Zero]

I rocked the boat too hard.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Is it me or is the forum asking for some Popnko.com registration? I dislike it :(

[Terra]

We have all signed on to it. I think you need to do the same. Or don't. And be gone from this site.


Fucktard

[Guitar Woman]

Trying to load Emu's sig makes it pop up.

It's all your fault, you bastard.

[Chojin]

uh, is it still doing it? the main site is loadin fine for me, I don't get why hotlinks wouldn't work

[Fathom Zero]

It's not doing it anymore. What'd ya fix?

[Chojin]

nothing

[Fathom Zero]

Weird.

[Terra]

I thought it was a hack thing.

[Zomboid]

There is a guy doing renovations in my apartment and he keeps speaking arabic to himself :O

[Chojin]

when he should be playing EARTHBOUND instead

[Zomboid]

Don't worry, I told him I'd put an emulator and rom on a disc for him before he leaves.

[Yggdrasill]

Wait till he gets to Scaraba it'll blow him away!

[noob3]

why can't you guys just buy earthbound like me

[liquidstatik]

YOU GUYS SHOULD CLICK THIS LINK AND REGISTER AN ACCOUNT :[
http://www.fallensword.com/?ref=335481

i need more backpack slots, but i need FSP points for that.
and since i'm too poor to donate, i have to recruit 8]

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VO_60YzwvfE

"Click here for the voice of a stud!"

[Matt Harty]

wake up i-mockery :(

[Fathom Zero]

Good morning! :)

[Seven Force]

Good morning Fathom!

[Seven Force]

Or should I say good afternoon

[Fathom Zero]

Afternoon, old bean.