I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

[Fathom Zero]

Hey pub, what's your sign? ;)

[LordSappington]

Okay, I figure you guys might be able to shed some light on this, since every other person has some medical troubles/experience.
I haven't been eating as much lately; just plain lost my appetite, for the most part. I lost a decent amount of weight; I'm about 130 lbs. now, give or take a few. My girlfriend has been helping me remember to eat more lately, and all day I've been very tired and get dizzy quickly.
I have two theories; one is the obvious answer that I need to eat more. But the paranoid side of me is yelling that I have type 1 diabetes. (You know how once you get one of those thoughts in your head, and it won't go away, even though you know it's probably not true?)
Anyone have a clue? I'm willing to take all the heckling for a little peace of mind.

[Pub Lover]

Hey pub, what's your sign? ;)

This one: :lol2

[Tadao]

Okay, I figure you guys might be able to shed some light on this, since every other person has some medical troubles/experience.
I haven't been eating as much lately; just plain lost my appetite, for the most part. I lost a decent amount of weight; I'm about 130 lbs. now, give or take a few. My girlfriend has been helping me remember to eat more lately, and all day I've been very tired and get dizzy quickly.
I have two theories; one is the obvious answer that I need to eat more. But the paranoid side of me is yelling that I have type 1 diabetes. (You know how once you get one of those thoughts in your head, and it won't go away, even though you know it's probably not true?)
Anyone have a clue? I'm willing to take all the heckling for a little peace of mind.

You're probably just an idiot. Glad I could help.

[LordSappington]

You're probably just an idiot. Glad I could help.

That was my third theory. My fourth is that my intestines are full of an annoying, but charming, family of tapeworms, who presumably have a pet amoeba.

[Pentegarn]

Did you try the obvious visit a doctor thing?

[Tadao]

I think tapeworms make you hungry, not sure though. Could be depression, drugs (not just narcotics), or even a real disease.

[LordSappington]

Did you try the obvious visit a doctor thing?

Well, I figured I'd wait a little longer and see what happens, because I don't exactly want to cause a stir in my family. They've been known to overreact.

I think tapeworms make you hungry, not sure though. Could be depression, drugs (not just narcotics), or even a real disease.

As far as I know, I'm not depressed, and the only drugs I've taken since December are Advil and an over-the-counter sleeping aid every once in a blue moon.

[Pentegarn]

Waiting might be bad, malnutrition can be bad and the longer it is let go the worse it gets.

But, if you still feel you must wait, get an 8 dollar bottle of Centrum from the store. Take one a day so at the very least you are still getting most of the daily vitamins and minerals you need even if you aren't getting the carbs, calories, sugars, etc that you need as well

[kahljorn]

goto a doctor cause if you have type 1 diabetes which you dont youll go into a coma

[Fathom Zero]

I always eat vitamins on the off-chance that I forget to eat or if I lose the motivation to make something. I recommend the once-a-day type pills, especially if you're more apt to not eat than eat. You need to keep up your health, at least a little bit.

[Tadao]

Pro tip, you can go to the free clinic and wait in line all day. You'll see a doctor. It should cost you nothing.

Drink protein shakes please. Hard bouled eggs are a great source of pure protein.

Chojin, why don't you make a health and fitness area already. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ

[captain516]

There is
a fat Indian
sitting
in the front of me
hella
dandruff in his hair
looks like
the stars in the night.

[captain516]

http://img268.imageshack.us/i/fuckingspambots.jpg/http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5256/fuckingspambots.jpg (http://img268.imageshack.us/i/fuckingspambots.jpg/)

http://img268.imageshack.us/i/fuckingspambots.jpg/
AW COME ON GUYS
DONT GO
ILL START BATHING I PROMISE :(

[Zhukov]

Try being the only one online for hours at a time.

[MarioRPG]

You and your weirdo timezone

[Babs]

I try to make my way on here at 3 in the morning.

[elx]

thingamajig is a real word

[Fathom Zero]

My father wants me to talk to my brother because he's failing math and he'll get kicked off the football team. The coach, teacher, and principal talked to him already and he doesn't listen to my father anyway. The thing is that I can't tell him with a clean conscience that a person must have good grades.

[Kitsa]

For the record, I think it's stupid that girl scouts aren't allowed to sell cookies online. I'd think they'd learn as much as, if not more than, they would harassing people at the entrances to stores like the boy scouts do with that infernal popcorn.

[Fathom Zero]

I gotta be honest, I love me some Do-Si-Dos. Kinda bums me out. Girl Scouts should just stand in the Union - they'll sell a shit-ton of cookies to these pot-heads.

[Pentegarn]

I am all about the thin mints

[Colonel Flagg]

THINNNNN MINNNNNNTS. :orgasm

[Kitsa]

I like the peanut butter sammitch ones. Dipped in cranberry juice, but that's just me.

My mom used to freeze them to discourage us from gorging ourselves on them, but that just trained us to prefer them cold.

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.



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[elx]

does anyone else here find it extremely obnoxious when people refer to the US as America?

[Tadao]

I suppose you want to change the lyrics to the national anthem as well. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

USians?

[Fathom Zero]

It's America. I think it's pompous to call it the United States. As though it's the only group of united regions in the world.

[Wiffles]

But America is a continent. Wouldn't that offend other Americans living in other parts not in the USA?

We should just call it, Mexico and Canada's DMZ Buffer Zone.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, it was America first. Everyone else opted out. Or got killed.

[Zhukov]

USians?

I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

[Pub Lover]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leycugv4UD1qe0eclo1_500.gif (http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/)

[Fathom Zero]

issat from barton fink?

[Tadao]

I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

Who cares what other people call us. Part of being American is self entitlement to do whatever the fuck we want. I'm sure South America and Canada are gonna put up a fight. :rolleyes

[Babs]

fathom, you're so green while I'm so brown

[Fathom Zero]

septicemia

[Pub Lover]

issat from barton fink?

Yus. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Goodman was damn scary in that one. :O

[Colonel Flagg]

I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

Seppos? WTF?

[Pentegarn]

Yeah I have heard of all of those except seppos. So I do what I always do when I am baffled by slang, I turn to the urban dictionary

Derogertory word used by the English and Australians for all American nationals. Derived from Rhyming slang (Septic Tank = Yank)

[Fathom Zero]

rhyming slang is the dumbest thing ever

[Kitsa]

Customer Gets Enraged Over Lack Of Sprinkles


Posted: 4:13 pm EST January 13, 2011Updated: 5:55 am EST January 15, 2011


DAYTON, Ohio -- Police in Dayton were called to the Tim Horton's restaurant on Patterson Road Thursday morning after a customer reportedly assaulted an employee over the lack of sprinkle doughnuts.The employee told police that a customer came to the drive-through and become enraged when told that there were no sprinkle doughnuts currently available. According to police, the driver pulled around to the drive-through window and started to curse at the employee, and reportedly grabbed the headset off his head and threw it across the restaurant.Police said the driver fled the scene, but was later tracked down. The driver now faces assault and menacing charges.

[Pentegarn]

Sprinkles is serious business

[elx]

I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.
The politically correct people just call us US citizens, I don't see why that's not good enough.

most people already call us the US, just like they call the United Kingdom the UK. It's way less pompous/arrogant than America.

[Kitsa]

Somehow I've gotten through a lifetime here without referring to it as much of anything. This is also my strategy for nebulous "call me ___" situations when I feel uncomfortable doing so.

I think of the name situation as arbitrary and inflammatory, like correcting someone's misspeak when everyone knew what they meant.

[Kitsa]

Sprinkles is serious business

It was you, wasn't it?

[Chojin]

is "menacing" really an actionable offense these days

[Tadao]

The politically correct people just call us US citizens, I don't see why that's not good enough.

most people already call us the US, just like they call the United Kingdom the UK. It's way less pompous/arrogant than America.

I demand that you stop being so arrogant and use proper punctuation when you abbreviate my countries name.

[elx]

i demand that you stop being so arrogant in correcting me when you clearly knew what i meant

[elx]

ok guys we gotta start posting really slowly now, don't let it get to 3000 :(


i'm looking at you pub

[Chojin]

no way newb

[captain516]

i think elx is a communist, you guys

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.



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[Pub Lover]

ok guys we gotta start posting really slowly now, don't let it get to 3000 :(


i'm looking at you pub

I'll stop posting forever in return for a picture of your dick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Or a hug. :tear

[Pub Lover]

i think elx is a communist, you guys

What is wrong with being a communist? As a Socialist; I hope to digivolve one day into Communist. :eek

[King Hadas]

Stalin the Steelmon

[Fathom Zero]

elx is an american't

[captain516]

Nothings wrong with it, Commie girls tend to be purdy
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C-7jylP6Cw0/SGFvT7CrEJI/AAAAAAAAAok/E6rHua3lF44/s400/RussianRecruit.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hzrOnDtvYMg/RgNwL4ewH_I/AAAAAAAAAJs/IGOI0jpyyjU/s320/communist+girls.bmp

[Fathom Zero]

yussssssss omg

[MLE]

is "menacing" really an actionable offense these days

If it is, I have a case against about 50 Comcast customers that have called in during the past week.

[Tadao]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hzrOnDtvYMg/RgNwL4ewH_I/AAAAAAAAAJs/IGOI0jpyyjU/s320/communist+girls.bmp

Those are some fucked up eyes. She looks like the girls that live too close to pulp mills.

[Kitsa]

I rented "Dead Snow". Any input? Nazi zombies? Anyone?

[Tadao]

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/calavera-japonesa.jpg

[Kitsa]

Those look way harder to do than they actually are. I just keep forgetting my good sushi knife at my mom's house :(

Did I ever tell you the bologna-sushi story, Tadao?

[Fathom Zero]

It may be 9AM on a Sunday, but I've got Gordon Lightfoot to keep me company.

[Tadao]

Those look way harder to do than they actually are. I just keep forgetting my good sushi knife at my mom's house :(

Did I ever tell you the bologna-sushi story, Tadao?

No, sounds disgusting. Would probably taste like musubi if you fries they bologna. :yum

[Kitsa]

A few years back, my grandmother got me one of those sushi-making sets for Christmas. The kind with the plastic molds that hold the rolls and have the slots for slicing. Anyway, I opened it and she told me that she wanted me to make her some sushi. Not sashimi, of course.

So I sort of scrutinized her Christmas leftovers and found some Minute Rice in a cabinet, and did the best I could with what was there. I knew it wasn't going to taste good, being as it was minute rice and turkey and cranberry sauce and the stale nori that came with the sushi kit, but it was the best I could produce under the circumstances.

The nori came out really fishy-smelling and gross, and she immediately decided she didn't like it and pulled that off. She wanted me to make more, but she wanted a roll wrapped in bologna instead of nori. And it had to be a roll, not like spam musubi. So then I was trying to figure out how to get a thick slice of garlic bologna to stay around the minute rice.

She tried the bologna roll and picked the cranberry sauce out of it, and then told me it would be perfect with gravy. So she poured chicken gravy on top of the mess and ate it. To this day she tells people about the wonderful sushi I make.

That's my bologna sushi story. :tldr

[Pub Lover]

If she had replaced the rice with lard it would be the most revolting thing I could imagine involving food. :eek

[Tadao]

:lol Crazy people. My dad is full Jap and he bought one of plastic sushi kits. When I saw that horrid thing I challenged them to a sushi off and I could make three rolls to their one.

How did you get the lunchmeat to stay rapped? An green onion tie around?

[Kitsa]

I can't remember. The minute rice was a horrid consistency to begin with. I think by the time I sliced it and got it on the plate, it was starting to come apart. Don't even get me started on the smell of steamed bologna and minute rice. She didn't mind, though.

I know you can use thin-slice lunchmeat for nori, but I haven't done it myself. If I had it to do over again, I'd have done them California style and just skipped the inside nori, but that was probably putting an undue amount of faith on the stickiness of minute rice.

[Pub Lover]

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.208750493.jpg (http://www.etsy.com/listing/65865330/science-valentines)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

dammit, Pub, I was going to make a valentines thread closer to the day :(

[Pub Lover]

When is the day? :eek

[Pub Lover]

No one reads this thread anyway. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Assuredly not my posts in it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

kEt0fV4Foeg

[Kitsa]

I'm trying out a new recipe for a flourless torte. It uses quinoa. Smells good so far...

[MLE]

This thread is the only one I make sure to read.

[Fathom Zero]

club tramplings in budepest (http://audioporncentral.com/2011/01/crowd-panic-at-west-balkan-3-people-dead.html)

[Shrubfest]

General Question: I have some silver fake leather. What do I make with it?

If I make a costume with it, I'll rarely wear it, so what practical daywear could I create?

[Zhukov]

A costume.

[Fathom Zero]

a daycostume

like gloves or weird socks

[Sam]

A LEATHER THONG.

WITH MATCHING BIKINI TOP.

TO WEAR FOR ME.

[MLE]

A LEATHER THONG.

WITH MATCHING BIKINI TOP.

TO WEAR FOR ME.

This or the gloves.

[Shrubfest]

I'd thought uber tight trousers or hot pants. I've got loads, so I could probably make all of the above anyway.

[kahljorn]

one of those leather hats that gay bikers or bad guys wore in old movies

[Pub Lover]

I'd thought uber tight trousers or hot pants.

This was going to be my suggestion earlier. :eek

[Pub Lover]

But then I was disgusted at myself for being really eager to see your ass in them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

When my internet perverseness matches my real perverseness I get ashamed. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Guys, she has a great butt. Vote that idea higher. :eek

[kahljorn]

how is that perverse for you? :lol

[Kitsa]

I must be old or straight or something because the first thing I thought of was a backpack or bag of some sort.

[Pub Lover]

how is that perverse for you? :lol

A 28 year old virgin whose only outlet is exaggerated sexual 'jokes' on the internet. :eek

[Tadao]

http://purgatory.kuwaitblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/barbarella.jpg

[kahljorn]

yea but usually your jokes are about manhandling penises and now its like, "ID LIKE TO SEE YOU IN SOME SEXY PANTS" which i dunno just seems normal and non-perverse by comparison

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

my mum knows what docking is. :x

[Pub Lover]

yea but usually your jokes are about manhandling penises and now its like, "ID LIKE TO SEE YOU IN SOME SEXY PANTS" which i dunno just seems normal and non-perverse by comparison

That is just it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I totally want to see her in sexy pants. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Not a joke. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I wanna see some more Shehulkery

[Pub Lover]

But then I totally jerk off to the pictures of dicks you guys have sent me. :eek

[Pub Lover]

So the nature of what is and isn't a joke is rather blurred. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Is it performance art if I do it without an audience? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Is it a joke that I cum so hard as I look at your dick, Kahl? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I know I giggle excitedly as I get there. :eek

[Pub Lover]

my mum knows what docking is. :x

I bet Jake Busey told her. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I wanna see some more Shehulkery

You wanna see her bust out of those clothes? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/JakeBusey.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/JakeBuseyDICK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/JakeBuseyDOUBLEDICK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Feels a lot like 2007 in here. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

It was a very good year.

[Esuohlim]

TIME TO GO THROUGH THE IMAGES FOLDER FOR A BLAST FROM THE PAST :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/2844/cam1e.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8778/dancedancedance.png

[Esuohlim]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5217/74859291.jpg

:x

[Esuohlim]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3194/pubq.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3117/wobzire.png

[Chojin]

i got banned from the DC universe forums for suggesting that all roleplayers should be forced to wear a star of david :<

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

[Colonel Flagg]

i got banned from the DC universe forums for suggesting that all roleplayers should be forced to wear a star of david :<

:lol

[Pub Lover]

yD3yVwC0fjg

[Pub Lover]

I find the dog's behaviour fascinating. He won't spill the bowl by touching it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

The dog never eats out of the bowl. They were filming it starve while food was available. I like it. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Pub, I read your comments to husband, and he says you can have a picture of his ass in silver hotpants because his is better than mine.

[Pub Lover]

Sounds good. :orgasm :yum :eek

[Tadao]

What tight ass.

1000 POINTS
DOUBLE ENTENDRE

[captain516]

Look how I ran into today while googling turkish ripoffs
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6053/leaderrr.jpg (http://img258.imageshack.us/i/leaderrr.jpg/)

[Pentegarn]

The Leader, he can always be counted on to have i-mockery's back.

[Fathom Zero]

He's a pro.

[Tadao]

He's been missing lately. :eek

[liquidstatik]

No one reads this thread anyway. :eek

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Danny, you mistakenly assume that you're someone. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Maybe if you spent less time at home alone there would be proof that you're a person. :eek

[liquidstatik]

That was uncalled for. :'(

[Tadao]

Totally harsh bro

[MarioRPG]

The Leader, he can always be counted on to have i-mockery's back.

As well as stacks of comics.

But seriously he's a cool guy.

[The Leader]

You guys are embarrassing me.

[Bubsy]

good to hear!!!!!!!!!

[Esuohlim]

BUBSY!!!! :eek WWWHHHHAAAAATTT???? :lol :lol

[elx]

someone post something that is delightful and happy

[Esuohlim]

ELX YOU ARE A PRECIOUS RAY OF SUNSHINE IN AN OTHERWISE ABANDONED, GODLESS UNIVERSE :( :(

[elx]

i had a bad day :( we should post cheery stuff so that when everybody wakes up they'll have nice things to start their mornings off with and then they'll be happy and then we'll be happy and then everybody can hug

except for pub and zhukov, it's too late for them to have a good day

[Esuohlim]

Isn't that what the Zoo thread is for?

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

My dog died.

[Zhukov]

Isn't that what the Zoo thread is for?





Ok that's too bad :/

[Kitsa]

I'm sorry Tadao :(

[Tadao]

My house was burglarized and since they didn't find much of anything to steal, they broke almost everything and killed my dog.

[The Leader]

Fuck. I'm really sorry to hear that.

[Esuohlim]

:(

[kahljorn]

some burglars killed your dog?? fucking crazy.

[Tadao]

To top it off the cops found my meth lab and I'm going to jail.

:oneofthosedays

[Fathom Zero]

:|

[jsun23]

oh, that's interesting..

[Colonel Flagg]

The spammer finds misery "interesting" ....

[Colonel Flagg]

My house was burglarized and since they didn't find much of anything to steal, they broke almost everything and killed my dog.

Very sorry T. :(

To top it off the cops found my meth lab and I'm going to jail.

:oneofthosedays

Tough day, yo. :(

[Pub Lover]

except for pub and zhukov, it's too late for them to have a good day
It is always too late for Pub. :eek

[Pub Lover]

The spammer finds misery "interesting" ....

cFods1KSWsQ

[Pub Lover]

Tadao, I'd like to believe you but the cops would've surely found those kids you took too. :eek

[Tadao]

Maybe, IDK cause I'm on the run. Womti let me use his library card so that I can tell you all my tragic day. THANKS ELX FOR JINXING ME!

[kahljorn]

how do you make your meth

[Babs]

Wow, I'm seriously sorry to hear that Tadao. If it makes you feel better, I'll personally get you another pup myself.

[Tadao]

how do you make your meth


http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/A/Ancient%20Chinese%20Secret/pics/logo.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2yW6vObBOVE/0.jpg

[kahljorn]

ajax and driveway cleaner, huh

[elx]

Maybe, IDK cause I'm on the run. Womti let me use his library card so that I can tell you all my tragic day. THANKS ELX FOR JINXING ME!
i almost cried when i read that this morning :( so sorry <3

[Fathom Zero]

hahaha elx

Bummer. Does this put the kibosh on you getting hitched?

[Zhukov]

I always try to remember to lock my door when I go out, but I just can't get excited about getting burgled, so I never bother.

[elx]

wNwFXLcrsbc

subway has excellent soup for this

[Pub Lover]

Wow, I'm seriously sorry to hear that Tadao. If it makes you feel better, I'll personally get you another pup myself.

Can you strangle it for me too? I don't feel like breaking into Tadao's house again. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Seven Force]

That never gets old

[Pub Lover]

If I had any more tawdry quirks, I could open a tawdry quirk shop. :eek

[kahljorn]

Can you strangle it for me too? I don't feel like breaking into Tadao's house again.

you bitch-killing son of a bitch

[elx]

seven force is cute

[kahljorn]

i always loved cabbage patch dolls when i was a kid too

and pound puppies

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/serioushomobrian.jpg

[elx]

why do people use toilet paper? baby wipes are so much nicer on the toushie

[Seven Force]

Everyday, Pub. :'(

[Pub Lover]

Oh great. Thanks for making me think of you wiping your arse, ELX. I was having a nice afternoon of no boners going there for a while. >:

[elx]

i will always share my poo thoughts with you pubby :)

[kahljorn]

Speaking of people who look alike!
http://thehomeworld.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/street_fighter_movie_image_1994_raul_julia_as_m_bi son__1_.jpg
http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/obama.jpg

:O :O :O :O

[Pub Lover]

i will always share my poo thoughts with you pubby :)

You're on the path of having me fixate on you again. >:

[Seven Force]

The day I graced your White House was probably the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

[Pub Lover]

All setting your picture to my desktop with little MSpaint hearts around your head. >:

[Pub Lover]

Calling you up at 2am and whispering 'baby'. >:

[Pub Lover]

Attending the funerals of your friend's distant family members in other states on the of chance you'll go too. >:

[Seven Force]

Pub, go home and be a family man

[kahljorn]

The day I graced your White House was probably the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Taco Tuesday.

haha i just watched it the other night and kept tripping on how much that dude looked like an evil obama :O

[Pub Lover]

Burglarizing your house and murdering your pet when it is finally over between us. >:

[Seven Force]

haha i just watched it the other night and kept tripping on how much that dude looked like an evil obama :O

You come here prepared to fight the President, and instead you found a secret Muslim socialist Kenyan?

[Tadao]

>:

[Seven Force]

Honestly though that's pretty uncanny

[kahljorn]

If i were a conservative i would run an ad with obama doctored to look like M. Bison. Although then people might vote for him on general principle :O

i guess its a risky move, the likes of which could only be pulled off by a wildcard like SARAH PALIN

[Seven Force]

I'm not surprised the tea baggers haven't thought of it already since they can't spell their own fucking signs correctly, much less use photoshop. And republicans are too old to know what Street Fighter is other than its "one of those violent video games"

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Seven Force]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/gohome1.png

[Fathom Zero]

Randy, you tunin' sonofabitch.

[captain516]

I wish my foreskin was emo so it would cut itself

[Fathom Zero]

YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOUR FORESKIN WAS EMO BECAUSE SOSA SAID SO?

[Shrubfest]

How does someone decide at 21 that they want gender reassignment surgery after only starting think about possibly of being the wrong gender 11 months ago?

This seems exceedingly rash.

[Tadao]

But cause it all stated to make sense, you can totally tell from the pictures that you hubby is a woman.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm a dad

[LordSappington]

While I was waiting in line for my meds, some guy, maybe 45 years old, was talking to the lady next to him about the spirit that was next to him. Which understandably weirded everyone out. Then, when his prescription card wasn't working, he took it back, and the gist of what he yelled was something like "This is all a crock of... you don't want to know what I know! Fucking Illuminazi bastards!" and stormed out. The next ten minutes were spent laughing, and making sure he wasn't coming back with a gun.

[kahljorn]

How does someone decide at 21 that they want gender reassignment surgery after only starting think about possibly of being the wrong gender 11 months ago?

This seems exceedingly rash.

They won't be able to get gender reassignment surgery if they just started thinking about becoming a woman 11 months ago :O unless they go to thailand or some shit where they don't have rigid psychological standards. event hen they might have problems :O I guess he could always lie though and be unsatisfied with his hideous fauxina later. HIS FOX VAGINA

pretty much you have to want to be a woman before you're sexually active, otherwise its just seen as fetishism.

[kahljorn]

I'm a dad

Congratulations!!!

[Tadao]

I'm sorry for you!

[Shrubfest]

Did you eat the placenta?

Congrats, also.

[kahljorn]

someone told me you're supposed to like save the after-birth and feed it to your child several months afterwards or some strange magic will befall him

[Tadao]

I think the afterbirth is supposed to be beneficial to the mother and the baby gets the the benefits from the mothers milk. At least that's how it works in the animal kingdom.

[kahljorn]

yea ive heard it that way too :(

but it struck me as really odd that people would consider feeding an infant 6 month old placenta :(

[Tadao]

I would think that it might totally overload a baby. Maybe that's how they make super heroes and villains.

[Fathom Zero]

In the animal kingdom, babies are eaten in addition to afterbirth. I think we need to set our bar some other way.

[Fathom Zero]

1EKTw50Uf8M

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thanks. Were saving the placenta. I didn't know about the feeding the placenta to her.

[Tadao]

Turn it into a paste and then rub it on your cock and make her blow you. Just a suggestion.

[MarioRPG]

Congrats on the baby thing and have fun in parenthood. Real Dads Don't Eat Placentas.

[executioneer]

PLACENTA NACHOS

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

[King Hadas]

Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.

[executioneer]

its like bart the general only dragon ball z instead of simpson

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.

Some of us have a hankering for placenta. :eek

[Kitsa]

Have fun being a dad and get sleep whenever you can. Congrats!

[Pub Lover]

I'm a dad

Congrats, you Dilf. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Kitsa]

THIS. (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=baby+swing&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=14398248878226033557&ei=GWc6Tc7tMMH-8Abr9_3FCg&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=7&ved=0CGwQ8wIwBg#)

You need one.

Trust me.

[Immortal Goat]

Heya, guys! How's everybody doing over in this neck of the woods?

[executioneer]

this isnt a neck, this is clearly the small of the back of the woods

[Zhukov]

1EKTw50Uf8M

God, that was FUCKED.

[Zhukov]

And good luck with the child 10k!

[Dimnos]

Congrats 10k. Its not really as hard as people make it out to be.

Your kid turn 1 yet Kitsa? Shouldnt she be sometime around now?

[Chojin]

I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

This isn't for money or fame or anything. I just offer this kind of advice to everyone all the time, and I think getting my "writings" down in "print" would be therapeutic for me and hopefully curb my desire to do it IRL all the time. Also it would be easier to just give my coworkers a link.

You have my permission to be honest without getting banned. This time.

[Fathom Zero]

I wouldn't be into it. It's not really my thing. But I know a lot of people that are and there's a big audience for it. Go for it, man.

[Tadao]

Can I make fun of the fatties?

[Chojin]

won't you be in jail by the time it goes live

[Tadao]

i can get wifi in jail

[Colonel Flagg]

THIS. (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=baby+swing&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=14398248878226033557&ei=GWc6Tc7tMMH-8Abr9_3FCg&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=7&ved=0CGwQ8wIwBg#)

You need one.

Trust me.

Seconded. Congratulations Bill, and welcome to "the dark side" of the force.

[Pub Lover]

Last night I dreamed my brother's unit got put on the front lines in Afghanistan. Naturally, when I woke up, I didn't want to go back to sleep.

Did I forget to mention my brother is in Afghanistan?

Clay already told us. We instructed him not to die. He better bloody listen. :eek

[kahljorn]

I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?



Don't you already have one and its caled IMOCKERY.COM/FORUM?

[Immortal Goat]

Clay already told us. We instructed him not to die. He better bloody listen. :eek

Damn right he better listen.

Anyhow, in my little corner of the Army, I just got a promotions.

[MarioRPG]

I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?
I'd read it, I'm trying to get in better shape and only have a vague idea of what I'm doing so sure.

[Immortal Goat]

I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

This isn't for money or fame or anything. I just offer this kind of advice to everyone all the time, and I think getting my "writings" down in "print" would be therapeutic for me and hopefully curb my desire to do it IRL all the time. Also it would be easier to just give my coworkers a link.

You have my permission to be honest without getting banned. This time.

I'm always on the lookout for new workout and diet advice, so I'd be game.

[Tadao]

Via PM

Wanted to say I'm sorry to hear about your situation with you being robbed and your dog being killed. I just wanted to say sorry for giving you a hard time before and stating crude things about your first marriage. I feel like an asshole and just wanted to apologize for the way I acted before. Take it easy.

Just got this in this afternoon.

The part I find amusing is that Babs thinks he gave me a hard time. :lol

WHAT A DOPE.

[Otto]

THIS. (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=baby+swing&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=14398248878226033557&ei=GWc6Tc7tMMH-8Abr9_3FCg&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=7&ved=0CGwQ8wIwBg#)

You need one.

Trust me.

Haha, that baby is all like "whoah, I'm in some sort of... swing."

[Zhukov]

Tadao, I am also sorry for giving you a hard time. I know I give you a hard time, and it's very easy for me to make you feel bad. You probably get upset very easily when I talk down to you and I'm reasonably sorry.