I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[elx]

what do you top yours with? parmesan, breadcrumbs, fried onions or what?

[Poison Doom]

Pretty is as pretty does, bitches.

[Kitsa]

I had panko so that's what I used. And I mixed garlic salt with the olive oil I fried the pieces in.

[elx]

that sounds delicious i'm jealous :(

[Esuohlim]

Tadao just THREW A SPAM into my PM box :o

[Tadao]

I thought you might have wanted to get in on the great deal!

[Esuohlim]

Ok, ok. If there's a problem I will gladly discuss it with you. I want you people to like me because I'm going to be here for a little while.
What have I done to offend?

By the way, Poison Doom shares an IP Address with two other posters, one of which is probably a character.

Who wants to play a guessing game :eek

[Esuohlim]

Oddly enough, Yukiko shares the same IP as Poison Doom, yet it's the ONLY IP address (out of the five attributed to Yukiko) that isn't also shared by Tadao :eek :eek

Which means a certain someone might be shacking up with Tadao :eek :eek

[Tadao]

Hahahahaahhahahahahaha

[Poison Doom]

Jerk
>:|

[Poison Doom]

And I'm NOT shacking up with Tad, there would have been pictures.

[Tadao]

DON'T DENY OUR LOVE!

[Poison Doom]

I don't have to deny anything, the restraining order speaks for itself.

[Tadao]

Oh I get, I should keep it quite. Gotcha ;)

[Poison Doom]

Hahah ok, so I made a new account because I wanted to change my name. But then the idea of annoying everyone was so appealing that I couldn't help myself.
And Yukiko was a joint effort.
Thanks for ruining the magic, milhouse.
:(

[Tadao]

They don't know who you are still.

GTFO NEWB

[Poison Doom]

THEY don't know, but milhouse does.

[Poison Doom]

I'm Pub.

[Fathom Zero]

:(

[Esuohlim]

THEY don't know, but milhouse does.

Oh don't mind me ;) ;)

[Poison Doom]

I hate you all. I try to start over and be someone new and fun and you ruin it for me.
WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME??

[Poison Doom]

I probably deserve it, laugh away.

[Tadao]

It's ok Pubbles, I'll still let you suck my dick.

[Poison Doom]

:orgasm

[Brandon]

MILHOUSE, YOU'RE A MODERATOR?

[Colonel Flagg]

Very funny, you two. Now get a room!

Oooops, already done that, I guess ....

[Poison Doom]

:orgasm x 1,000,000

[Colonel Flagg]

TMI. :eek

[Kitsa]

There should be a wanking emoticon that indicates indifference.

[Dimnos]

MILHOUSE, YOU'RE A MODERATOR?



Welcome to the party. :rolleyes

[Brandon]

Welcome to the party. :rolleyes
Hey, thanks for that!

[Tadao]

Shrub: I cum on an asian every day.


:tear

[Shrubfest]

Is it yourself?

[Tadao]

:tear

[executioneer]

IM A MODERATOR TOO :smokin :smokin :hat

[Tadao]

next one goes to you

[DevilWearsPrada]

MILHOUSE, YOU'RE A MODERATOR?



http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ibapery/images/i-bapery-header-2_01.jpg

[Brandon]

Good gravy!

[Kitsa]

I'm confused now by multiple people having Paul Lynde avatars.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If it was up to me everyone would have Paul Lynde avatars. Dibbs on Uncle Arthur.

[Kitsa]

dibs on postmortem.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dibs#.22Midwest_Style.22

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I spent a regrettable chunk of my childhood and teenagerhood in Milwaukee and Chicago. I come from everywhere.

That bit with the parking spaces is deadly serious business in Chicago. I've seen fistfights and beanings-over-the-head with snow shovels.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, life sucks! I've been laid off twice in seven months! Maybe I should change careers.

At least I have Caramba

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What do you do?

[Kitsa]

The smell of pot is pretty strong outside. I wonder where it's coming from.

[Babs]

it's called roadkill

[Kitsa]

The first time I saw this, I jumped.

http://producten.hema.nl/

[Tadao]

Yeah that is awesome. I haven't seen it for a long while and it's still awesome.

http://perfectpandas.com/2008/01/08/panda-bread/

[MrAdventure]

Hey guys, life sucks! I've been laid off twice in seven months! Maybe I should change careers.

At least I have Caramba


aye caramba stay safe bro

[Shyandquietguy]

What do you do?

I'm trying to get into the auto industry as a mechanic, but I'm fresh out of school so everyone is trying to take it slow with me so the only jobs I can get are position that they try to leave open for the occasion. The most recent one was a new position they were trying out and the boss felt like I was a good candidate for it. Went to the new position because I didn't for shit know how lenient the boss was but I felt I wasn't going to be kept if I said no due to the fact that I was limited in the old position.

Don't worry brother. They know I worked hard while I was there and are giving me a letter of recommendation. Even sounds like they'd call me up the moment a position opens up.

[Tadao]

I hate this SLjimbolian (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4520) guy. I don't know why, maybe because he is boring and posting massive amounts of boring shit in 30 minutes.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1941/91873443.png

I've got JEWS at my table!

[Kitsa]

the horror!

[Tadao]

:3

I never understood what :3 is supposed to represent.

[The Leader]

A kitty cat. Meow. :3

[Tadao]

Oh! =^_^=

[Fathom Zero]

;<

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

For some reason I thought :3 was a burly cowboy mustache. This girl would always send me that and I thought she was being funny. So I guess what she meant was :3 (kitty meow meow).

I was reading it as :3 (yeah, I want some bbq sauce)

[Sam]

you were reading it like :3 (I wish I knew how to quit you)

[Tadao]

Yeah I thought it was handle bar mustache too.

[kahljorn]

omg:
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html#dd_tag

http://pixyland.org/mymusic.html

[Tadao]

:lol you've never seen that guy before Kahl?

[elx]

;<
so if that ones cat is this one like..dyslexic bird?

[elx]

http://cbs3.com/national/san.antonio.woman.2.1102762.html

:(

[Kitsa]

http://nwitimes.com/news/local/article_b2bcda76-2e61-5009-abef-fb707fe74555.html

Years ago, at a nearby plant, a kettle of molten steel tipped early and poured onto a worker below. He was pretty much vaporized.
Steel mills are really dangerous :(

[Dimnos]

I used to work in bronze foundry. A glowing hot crucible full of molten metal is a pretty scary thing. It glows so bright it looks like its about to stretch and give way any minute dropping a wave of hot metal all over the place.

[Kitsa]

I used to be the liaison between our hospital and their sponsored steel-mill physicians...heard about some scary shit.

I wonder what the blunt force injury was. :( Poor woman.

[Dimnos]

Lord only knows. I remember one time this guy was working a piece of bronze on a table sander. His grip got just a little loose and the sander flung this hunk of bronze clear across the room faster than my eyes could keep up with it. Luckily no one was in its way but I imagine it would have taken someone out with some blunt force trauma. Now I dont think they have a table sander in a steel mill or anything but just about anything could happen in those places.

[Zhukov]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hntojuBOgo0/ScaaUzWdCKI/AAAAAAAAGVk/xeXIpXct6Q4/s400/chinesesteel.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
Ta.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Species 2?

[Tadao]

Was it a cartoon from Japan?

[Kitsa]

lol I was thinking tentacle rape too

[Poison Doom]

yay tentacle rape!

[kahljorn]

I know some guy that got exploded :O

[Tadao]

Oh man, don't hold out on us.

[Fathom Zero]

;<

[Colonel Flagg]

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

"The Faculty"? Nasty Sci-fi/Horror flick starring Frodo.

[Sam]

Sounds like something based on Lovecraft. :eek

[The Leader]

I know some guy that got exploded :O

Yeah, I do too. It isn't so fun being in the marines when there are IEDs, or so I've been told. :\

[Fathom Zero]

Nope. There's no scene like that. And I actually like the faculty.

[Fathom Zero]

d9HaWr77c5A

[executioneer]

Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
Ta.

it's not slither, is it?

[Shrubfest]

No, it looked 80's, early 90's.

Seen slither, and faculty.
Can't find any useful clips of the species series. Maybe I dreamed it.

[executioneer]

any other clues?

[executioneer]

ok i'm pretty sure it's the original species

[elx]

Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
Ta.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_myX5Q4qMDhY/SUvE6pKSO5I/AAAAAAAABkY/TDzd-gIDDsI/s400/04-08-20_NatashaHenstridge_03.jpg

Wikipedia - She frequently morphs into her alien form—a bipedal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipedal) creature with tentacles on her shoulders and back.creepy movie :o

[executioneer]

god damn this northwest heat wave to hell
where did my mid-80s NICE summer go

[Zhukov]

It was a very pleasant 14 today. With a road weather alert. A few showers, mostly clearing later in the day.

We had a tsunami warning a few days ago when the earthquake hit NZ, but it turned out to be a dud.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's been raining and cold all summer except for a day.

[Colonel Flagg]

Nice and pleasant through last week. Then Summer hit with a *Bang*. Now we've got the dreaded triple H hitting us every stinking day. Ugh.

[Tadao]

SoCal has been super hot this last week.

[Kitsa]

http://ww2.designashirt.com/blog/2009/06/kendra-pregnant-t-shirt.html

...uhhhhh....

[Zhukov]

"Celebrate"


Amazing.

[Kitsa]

I could see people having to wear that at a baby shower or something, then shoving it in their closets and never wearing it again.

The whole "I'm going to wear a shirt celebrating a milestone in the life of a celebrity third party I don't know and whose life doesn't really affect mine" is a bit bewildering.

Then again, I'm bewildered by the infomercials they've started airing for commemorative Michael Jackson lithographs, showing miscellaneous Sincere-Looking Caucasians kissing roses and placing them nearby AS IF IT'S A DAMN ALTAR.

[Colonel Flagg]

"Celebrate the moment" -- the moment of what exactly? I'm guessing the only one who should be wearing this shirt is Mr. Baskett. :wank :orgasm

[Kitsa]

I tried to have Trader Joe's brand spanakopita for dinner. It was not good. Their food is so hit-or-miss...wonderful or horrible, no in-between :(

[Supafly345]

I want a piece of MJ's brain.

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/mjbrain.jpg
bon appetit

[Seven Force]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/milhousedayoff.gif

pfffft all you'll learn is hip-hop and how to shoot from the half-court line

[Babs]

pssshhh nah dawg, he aint no kobe

[Babs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/milhousedayoff.gif

pfffft all you'll learn is hip-hop and how to shoot from the half-court line

B-8ZJN1dSHI

For optimum performance ONLY.

[Womti]

NEW SIG, DOES ANYONE LIEK

[executioneer]

ITS TO BIG

[executioneer]

BUT YEAH

[Womti]

OK.... THEN COULD SOMEONE DOWNSIZE IT PLEASE AND I WILL COPY AND HOST THEIR VERSION

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Person Man could knock that punk out.

[Dimnos]

Person Man could knock that punk out.

:lol

[Dimnos]

http://u3a1ma.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p10Gemrkx30cz2v4NF4jPldYZm1kpbx9fTeEv4mQcvliyHKy X2wreMjPI4LsqlPjQ-6ZMDeFlLhaPle_rSdDbFGvOqGGreR-j/newworld.GIF

[stevetothepast]

I love perry fellowship comics

[Dimnos]

Best one ever is Lord Zathulu or whatever its called.

[Shyandquietguy]

He died.

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/punchbout.gif

[executioneer]

and you can link to it if you like i got unlim. bandwith

[Esuohlim]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1332/hobosig.jpg

[Supafly345]

I don't think the intended party fully understands the message.

[Womti]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/punchbout.gif

thanks willie :)

[Womti]

ALSO UH GUYS I THINK GABBY GAGA MAY HAVE BEEN LADY GAGA IN DISGUISE


THIS IS, IN FACT, MORE LIKELY THAN A FACT. :|

[Kitsa]

my story ends more like million dollar baby except I don't want Clint Eastwood to kill me :(

[kahljorn]

lol do you really think gabby gaga is lady gaga?

if so its funny cause i hate both of them :(

also everything i said about gabby gaga being a tranny was true

[elx]

how do you harm lady gaga?
poke her face!


i just made chocolate chip cookies and they taste like those disgusting fiber bars :(

[Colonel Flagg]

lol do you really think gabby gaga is lady gaga?

if so its funny cause i hate both of them :(

also everything i said about gabby gaga being a tranny was true

Now maybe her mom will post again!

[Zhukov]

I made chicken tikka masala about five hours ago for dinner. It was delicious.

[Aimless]

I made chicken tikka masala about five hours ago for dinner. It was delicious.

I'm coming over for dinner at your house. I will make you some sort of slurpee equivalent and we can discuss our similar interests.

[Fathom Zero]

slrpee fetish ewww

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm coming over for dinner at your house. I will make you some sort of slurpee equivalent and we can discuss our similar interests.


How was the festival?

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/waterrocka.jpg
i think i'd like to spend my life traveling the world and hiking in different landscapes because so far i've only done so in the appalachians and underground.

like, i'm sure when i went to wisconsin back in 2006 i could have found some plenty nice places to wander around and see wildlife, but it rained that whole week and the girl i was dating was a bitch.

[The Leader]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

[Aimless]

slrpee fetish ewww

sticky. <3

[Aimless]

How was the festival?


The flaming lips or the dinner? I haven't seen them yet, not till the 20th.. want to go?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't think I can wait till the 20th for dinner.

[Aaarg]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

yeah, man. like the day after i finished reading the book, they announced the movie.

which i had to see in annandale, the town in which he had grown up. it wasn't playing anywhere else locally.

[Aimless]

I don't think I can wait till the 20th for dinner.

where do you live? I will have it ready by the time you get here.

[Zhukov]

Aaargh that's actually a really nice picture. I wish I was there.

[Aaarg]

totally disappointing hike. it's along the blue ridge parkway so it's way too accessible and short. the woods near the summit were pretty cool to wander around in a bit, had a lot of cool moss-covered rocks.

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/nelsonco.htm that's probably my favorite hike, though i couldn't do it in my current state!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

where do you live? I will have it ready by the time you get here.

On my way and hungry.

[Dixie]

Yeaaaah bitches

[kahljorn]

Dixie? What a retarded fucking name. YOU SOME KINDA YOKEL? SORRY BUT THESE HUR MSG FORUUUUMZ DONT APPREcIATE FOLKS FROM THE BIBLE belt SO IM AFRAID YOURE jUSt GONNA HAVE TO SKIDADDlY TO A MESSAGE BOARD ABOut loving JESUS AND THE AMERIcAN FLAG; THIS MESSAGE BOARD JUST ISNT YOUR STYLE (flannel).

dixie :rolleyes

[Dixie]

I fucking love it

[Dixie]

CLEMENT'S BACK!
<3

[Dixie]

I think I'm getting a new tattoo this week.
I'm totally excited
:D

[kahljorn]

dixie is new here and she is also being noob bashed!

[Dixie]

kahl cansmell the ink on my parental consent form :(

[Zhukov]

I remember Dixie's avatar from about six years ago.


Aargh, that looks new and interesting to me. I don't knoe if I will ever go to the US though. Here are some pictures from the last bushwalk I went on, it's in my home state of Tasmania:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF1453.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF1460.jpg
They are from the overland track, which takes about 7-9 days to do fully. I only really do the short walks, so I didn't do it fully.

If you have more then post them.

[Shrubfest]

That is some sexy vegetation.

[Aaarg]

dude, that's awesome. so different from what i'm used to.

i have a bunch/not really that many pictures from places.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/us19.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/brc.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/whiteoak.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/cathedral.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/nova.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/coopers.htm

though i should really start going out and taking more trips now that i'm in the mountains again.

[Zhukov]

The snow pictures in Cathedral State Park are the best.

[Aaarg]

Thanks. Yeah, those are probably my favorites as well. I had one of the pictures as my wallpaper for some time.

http://www.new.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2140886&id=68139323
There may be different pictures from the same set on there.

That was a very peaceful day.

That park is pretty heavily in danger thanks to woolly adelgid. It's basically one of two spots in West Virginia that have never been timbered.

[Kitsa]

How's this for fucked?

I can no longer afford the public transportation our county provides for the disabled.

Every year, they make us fill out a big long thing proving how disabled and po' we are, and this year instead of a bus pass we got a letter saying funding had been cut.

They followed that up with a letter saying that we now have to buy superexpensive bus passes that are ridiculous in their fine print and that no one can afford. You can buy a month pass, with a limited amount of one-way rides, for $100. You have to pay up front in cash and the pass is only good for that calendar month, nonreplacable if stolen or lost.

They also notified us that they are no longer leaving the immediate area, but if you are willing to fork over some extra cash they'll drop you off at another county's bus stop in a sort of questionable location. Great fun if you're alone in a wheelchair.

I predict a lot more shut-ins.

[Tadao]

http://www.artchive.com/artchive/g/goya/goya_worse.jpg

It could always be worse.

[Kitsa]

Well, sure it could. But if that were kept in mind for every conversation ever, we'd all just keep reminding each other that we're all a bunch of fucking whiners who at least aren't dead.

[Tadao]

That is basically how I view the human race.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday yesterday Kahl, I got you a book.

[stevetothepast]

that'd be the best way to go.

[Kitsa]

Tadao: Just because it's true doesn't mean it makes getting through life any easier.

Also, speaking of books, I found a fascinating history book I can't recommend highly enough:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Sex-Lives-of-the-Roman-Emperors/Nigel-Cawthorne/e/9780760783115/?itm=1

(it's available on amazon too but ridiculously expensive)

[Tadao]

Not to be read after eating.

[Kitsa]

I'm a bad one to judge that. I have a book in front of me while eating, while brushing teeth, while in the car...most of the time, actually.

[Tadao]

Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

[Kitsa]

I BELIEVE IN ROBOT SUIT

[Tadao]

I would take that over a robot spine.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

Now they're just taunting fate.

[Tadao]

Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

[LordSappington]

I might be able to get this bike in the next month or so....
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/1294294541.html

[Kitsa]

There was some weird and awkward shit that went down in a public bathroom I was in today. These two giant sloppy rednecky ladies with bluetooth headsets came in right behind me. Then as they were peeing, I heard them go OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH GOD YEAH and so on.

This left me wondering.

- Was peeing orgasmic for them?

- Did they just do it to fuck with people? They didn't look that sophisticated. As a matter of fact, they looked like mother and daughter, which made it creepier.

- Did they maybe have phonesex clients on their bluetooth headsets? If so, I wish the clients could've seen them, they were nasty. And why would you have phonesex going on in the middle of a mall?

It was weird as hell. And then they were ahead of me in the grocery store so all I could do was stare at their wide Kmart-clad asses and remember OH YEAH, OH GOD, GOD YES in the bathroom stall.

Ugh.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

We're totally asd*g'd

[kahljorn]

lol thanks for the wellwishing 10k; today's my wife's birthday :O is it that book by chuck pahlanuik?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It sure is :p Tell your wife happy birthday too :)

[Sam]

A BOOK BY THE SUNGLASSES MAN!

[Tadao]

Happy BDay Dixie, wish I was in you.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy first birthday. Should have went with Trixie.

[Kitsa]

trixie triggers too many rocky horror flashbacks :(

[Zhukov]

I'm sorry to hear about your bus woes Kitsa. :\

[Kitsa]

Oh well :) I'm sure it's probably a last-ditch effort to keep going before they stop buses anyway, probably better not to depend on them too much.

My mom somehow acquired the raw video of that guy getting the shit zapped out of him on top of that train in India. It's the same video they keep taking off youtube.

I'm still trying to understand why my mom wanted me to watch a video of a guy who literally exploded on camera.

:/

[Tadao]

Because it's awesome footage.

[Kitsa]

I...suppose so.

Still, it's someone dying.

[Tadao]

and educational. I only needed to see it once though, not own it.

[RaNkeri]

Tonight is my last shift :x

[Tadao]

Then what? You gonna shoot people?

[RaNkeri]

I was thinking of enjoying the weekend before my studies start

[Tadao]

I forget what you are going to do when you grow up.

[Dimnos]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/Sh4yweZs3AI/AAAAAAABCAc/yI6ep0m0bb0/s640/2853476155_83a10a9420_o.jpg

[b_squared]

Director John Hughes passed away today.

[Tadao]

GOOD RIDDANCE!

[Tadao]

http://admissions.uconn.edu/blogs/2008/matthew/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/home-alone.jpg

[Tadao]

http://s5.tinypic.com/3sqif.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.impawards.com/1991/posters/curly_sue_ver2.jpg

[b_squared]

I am not a fan of John Hughes...but thought someone here might be.
Bored as hell today...almost saw two girls fight it out in a parking lot but they were pulled apart before the hair started to fly. The name calling and posing was great though.

[Tadao]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-2/maid-in-manhattan-cover.jpg

[Tadao]

I am not a fan of John Hughes...but thought someone here might be.
Bored as hell today...almost saw two girls fight it out in a parking lot but they were pulled apart before the hair started to fly. The name calling and posing was great though.

Did you egg them on?

[b_squared]

I should have.

[Tadao]

Especially if the walk away from each other then you say "Oh man you gonna let her direspect you like that?"

[b_squared]

Why do you always think of the right thing to say after its too late. :(

[Kitsa]

Weird thing is, I had a dream last night that John Waters died. I was like one director-John off.

[RaNkeri]

I survived

[Zhukov]

You're going to be a doctor, right Rankeri?

[kahljorn]

nurse

[Esuohlim]

wet nurse :x

[RaNkeri]

You're going to be a doctor, right Rankeri?

I hope so

[Zhukov]

Nothing wrong with being a nurse.

Also, stay away from the girls, because they will distract you. It might be hard to turn all these beautiful women down, but concentrate on your studies for now and then when you become a doctor/nurse you can find the woman of your dreams.

[kahljorn]

no but there's something wrong with being a wet nurse, especially if you're a man!

[RaNkeri]

yeah. oh yeah.

bacon bbq pizza

yeah

[Dimnos]

Chorizo and egg burrito!

[Kitsa]

Nothing yet :(

BUT JALAPENO AND CHEESE TAMALES LATER, HELL YEAH

[RaNkeri]

I'M DRINKING PEPSI MAX GUYS! :eek

TO THE MAX!

[Dixie]

Where the fuck is my birthday thread? I demand a sacrifice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ALWAYS THROW UP WHEN I DRINK PEPSI MAX :x

[RaNkeri]

pussy :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's why I drink whiskey straight instead.

[Zhukov]

I just drank Dr. Pepper from a glass bottle.


I HAVEN'T SEEN DR. PEPPER IN A DECADE.

[Dimnos]

JALAPENO AND CHEESE TAMALES

:orgasm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/19/Dr_Pepper_modern.svg/128px-Dr_Pepper_modern.svg.png

:orgasm

[Aaarg]

dr pepper is the only soda i'll drink.

[Kitsa]

I wish I could still find caffeine free dr. pepper. It sounds really good.

I just made fresh pico de gallo almost entirely out of stuff from my own garden. It looks good, hope it tastes good.

[Dimnos]

If you get a can of caffeine free Dr Pepper and stick it in a fridge and let it set for a year it gets REALLY good.

[Esuohlim]

Are you talking about how it gets all syrupy? Hell yes.

[Dimnos]

Im not sure exactly what it does other that gets really good.

[Kitsa]

I ran into some Dr. Pepper hard candy at Big Lots and I thought it would be all awesome but it was horrible :(

I use Dr. Pepper flavored lipgloss on a regular basis.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm off to Nashville! Do what now?

[Kitsa]

My parents enjoyed their vacation there but I can't remember any details.

[elx]

nashville is lame

[Zhukov]

Where are you from Elx?

[MarioRPG]

I went to a midnight showing of Dead Alive and won a copy of "Black Sunday".
It was an amazing time.

[RaNkeri]

I wonder, is the American Gladiators' title of "Grand Champion" something you could mention in your CV?

[RaNkeri]

man, Todd Christensen has/had a sexy mullet, grrr

[Aaarg]

all right so i'm obsessed with a song i've known for years. it only very recently hit me as being an abso-fucking-lutely amazing song.

and that's "TUNDRA/DESERT" by modest mouse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOuXm2EHaMo

even if you're not feeling the beginning, hold out until the 1:30 mark for when the levee breaks (not a ledzep reference) and the song becomes fucking chaotic, being set off with "aaaaw shit!"

[RaNkeri]

They're showing Creepshow on TV in 15 minutes. Is it worth watching?

[Tadao]

Yes

[RaNkeri]

Yeah.

A zombie just killed a woman while demanding for cake.

Definitely worth watching.

[Kitsa]

Funny Craigslist MJ rant:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/rdd/1254029009.html

That "limited edition Michael Jackson lithograph" infomercial has been creeping me out for some time. You know, how they have the shrine of roses and all that. I mean, seriously?

[RaNkeri]

Great movie, "The Crate" was my favorite.
Is it just me or does anybody else think it was pretty Lovecraftian?

[elx]

even with all of the crap airports make us go through they are still unsafe:(

my brother managed to smuggle a case of cuban cigars and a vintage hunting knife into his carry on from brazil to miami to atlanta, just to prove a point to his girlfriend.

[Zhukov]

You wouldn't be able to try that stuff getting into Australia.

As Stever Irwin used to say everyday on TV; "Quarrantine matters, don't muck with it."

Random airport security questions: "Do you have any bees or bee keeping equipment? Have you been to a farm in the last week? Do you have any fish? Do you have any fish oils or other products?"

And if you have any of these things you get sent to Nauru.

[Aaarg]

Haha, that's awesome. Trying to avoid the rabbit problem again, eh?

[captain516]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/3803995891_10952536b3_o.jpg

[Kitsa]

Cane toads too...

Do they still spray that awful insecticide shit on people in the cabin?

[DevilWearsPrada]

My mom and her husband somehow got 6+ hookahs and a pakistani ornate sword past customs and into the U.S. :(

[Tadao]

Are those contraband? I don't think they are.

[Dixie]

They banned Contra?
FUCK

[Sam]

I LOVE PLAYING CONTRA

SHIT

[Kitsa]

my dad flew into South Africa at about the same time Mandela was released from jail, and they confiscated his camera at the airport. All we saw of South Africa was via postcards, as in, "The view from my hotel sort of looks like this."

[Zhukov]

It's not so much rabbit or cane toad sized animals that they are looking out for, it's the microscopic bacteria or insects that are worse. It seems that any sort of crop destroying organism thrives like crazy in Australia.

Kitsa, I don't think anyone gets sprayed for staying in log cabins, but you do get sprayed at the airport if you are from Eastern Europe or South America.

[Zhukov]

OH, the cabin of the plane. :/ Uh, no.

[Kitsa]

My mom is the American liaison for an Australian company and my dad's company deals a lot with Australia, so there are a lot of miles racked up between here and there.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

hi people *waves* they lifted the firewall at work AND i finally got the wireless card for my laptop at home so IM BACK.

try not to be too excited.

[Colonel Flagg]

... and there was much rejoicing ....

[dirtyxblondexdame]

nope no rejoicing. except for me, who is glad that she can entertain herself during work again.

[Kitsa]

Anyway, here's a cheery website to pass the time.

http://www.executedtoday.com/

[dirtyxblondexdame]

www.reallyawkward.com is my new favorite :)

[Colonel Flagg]

GREAT WEBSITE KITSA! :)

Edit - DBD, not to ignore your contribution, but I can't view it from work. :( looks quite interesting, from the text anyway ....

[dirtyxblondexdame]

stupid firewalls.