I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MLE]

:hampsterdance

[Fathom Zero]

That cat's being groped.

[MetalMilitia]

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[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Tadao]

He needs to be posted in his thread.

[arg_zombies]

Oh, it makes me chuckle

[Emu]

I can still see the hands :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

No you can't it's an optical illusion.

[Chojin]

So ArrowX is going around trying to get someone to give him my AIM name. Here is my reply.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/arrowx_hosttrace.jpg

http://www2.telus.com/cgi-ebs/jsp/homepage.jsp

Come back again and I'll have a chat with your ISP. I doubt they'd kick you off immediately or anything, but I'm sure your parents/roomie's parents/landlord/kindergarten cop would be thrilled.

Pass it on, prz.

[Dr. Boogie]

Why does he want your AIM name?

And what does that graph show?

[Emu]

I thought he was in Illinois.

[Chojin]

It shows either his ISP or his ISP's provider, as well as general geographic location and a few hops back.

And from what I gather, he wants my aim so he can tell me DIRECTLY what a jerk I am. With letters.

[Dr. Boogie]

Hey yeah, that's right. I remember him dissing his hometown, and I was worried that he lived near me.

[Pub Lover]

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My widescreen monitor can fit two more dancing cats than my square monitor. :eek

[Sam]

He wants to tell Chojin what a doodie-head he is for HAVING AN INSANE UNJUSTIFIABLE GRUDGE AGAINST HIM.

[Emu]

Isn't he the one who made a thread bitching about how gay these boards are now?

I mean, one of the ones.

[MLE]

yes, he is. also he posted porn under rongi's account

[Emu]

so wait, that was him and not rongi?

[Chojin]

He's definitely a Canadian. Terra kept making queer moose jokes, remember?

And the EPIC SAGA is that it was actually Mockery who banned him over one of his sob story threads, then he circumvented the ban a few times and I IP banned him. Then, Rongi got sad and gave out his own password and ArrowX took it upon himself to spam Dilbert porn everywhere. Rongi got banned and I just today got around to banning the offending IP and suddenly a portly child in Canada is outraged.

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[Tadao]

Chojin is above Page breaks.

[Pub Lover]

He always has been. ;(

[Chojin]

am not

[Pub Lover]

Golly! :eek

[Chojin]

i'll even make an emoticon for our honored chat room moderator!

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

Biggest one yet as well

[Chojin]

I should write something in the rules about using the page brak outside of the chat room thread being a capital offense.

[Tadao]

Can't even do it in the cowboy thread?

[Grislygus]

We had a goddamn hot model pose for us in class today



I know I'm supposed to be all detached and artistic, but there's a limit.

[Grislygus]

I know that has nothing to do with anything, but I am not a criminal

[Tadao]

paint stools don't hide boners very well.

[Sethomas]

Guys, the "made up words" thread made me feel like more of a fag than when I honored Pub's request to translate "The pants I'm wearing are blue" into Latin.

[Tadao]

I should write something in the rules about using the page brak outside of the chat room thread being a capital offense.

Can it be added to a censor list for all but this thread?

[Pub Lover]

Guys, the "made up words" thread made me feel like more of a fag than when I honored Pub's request to translate "The pants I'm wearing are blue" into Latin.

Why am I somehow involved in all of your faggiest moments?

[Sethomas]

Res ipsa loquitur, right?

[Zomboid]

Why is he so obsessed with this place? I took him off of my xbox live friends list because one time when sam and I went into a halo 3 game with him he was talking about i-mockery still. Then he had his sub-title thing as "most assuredly not arrowx" like it was some kind of hilarious joke.

[Pub Lover]

Res ipsa loquitur, right?

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I have not before had such problems deciding between pictures for a SHP. Infact finding pictures of Seth that didn't lend themselves to SHP would be an impressive feat.

[Sethomas]

Jesus Christ, that picture is from Spring 2004 judging from context clues.

And it's not on my hard drive, which leads me to suspect that I just happened to look at the camera when Pub was stalking me.

Speaking of which, I think the best candid webcam moment I've had (that has been brought to my attention, I should say) was this one captured by a friend when I yawned:
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[Pub Lover]

The time stamp was 00:55:49 Wed 12 May 04

I think you used it in your blog, judging from it's original filename. I say as if that makes it any less of a stalking incident.

[Guitar Woman]

I had to walk 6 miles home today

in a small blizzard

of half-snow half-rain

it was a lot of fun

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit is that some new emoticon

:pagebrak

You need to implement a vibrating pager too, that was the whole joke ;(

[Pub Lover]

[PAGES OF PUB POSTING ALTERNATING BRAKS]

[MLE]

We had a goddamn hot model pose for us in class today



I know I'm supposed to be all detached and artistic, but there's a limit.

exCUSE me, this belongs in ART CHAT ;<

[Pub Lover]

Does Art Chat have the CRIME rule?

[MLE]

The only crimes in there are to make fun of someone through their art or post something that isn't theirs and say it is.

EDIT: :posh that was too uptight not to add this emoticon, sorry.

EDIT AGAIN: OH FUCK PAGE BRAK
:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of which I must have committed like 30 crimes today.

[Chojin]

emoticon update victory

you might have to reload

[Guitar Woman]

Goddamnit, I kept TELLING you guys

RONGI DIDN'T POST THAT PORN IT WAS ARROWX COME ON HE TOLD ME HIMSELF JESUS

haha w/e you crazy guy

[Guitar Woman]

I want you all to know that I fucking called it

[Chojin]

I would have banned him anyway for giving out his password.

[Pub Lover]

[PAGES OF PUB POSTING ALTERNATING BRAKS]

It is so tempting. ;(

How far could I get? :hypno

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

:barnstar

[Guitar Woman]

the level of offensive content in loveline makes me wonder if I was right to vote for it back

[Guitar Woman]

http://i25.tinypic.com/22yzwh.jpg

[Grislygus]

I'm gonna go crime me a river

[Pub Lover]

CRIME be a lady tonight. :(

[Grislygus]

Crima-nitly.



Wait, how do you even spell that

[Grislygus]

Crime-a-nitly

[Grislygus]

Crime-A-knitt-Lee

[Tadao]

crimediggity

[Grislygus]

Leave Dig Dug out of this, you son of a bitch.

[Pub Lover]

That's no moon. It's a CRIME station. :eek

[Grislygus]

Crime flies when you're having fun.

[Tadao]

I've had the crime of my life

[Fathom Zero]

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[MLE]

That really didn't need to be posted again ;<

[WhiteRat]

It's too early to be making Bill Cosby jokes you insensitive prick! The smoke hasn't yet cleared!

[liquidstatik]

DUUUUDDES

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

GOD DAMNIT

[Tadao]

:(

[saizo_ogasawara]

Uh, Jose Joaquin Luis Richard Rayver Raynil Nestor Jimmy Michael Nicanor James Dingdong Nonoy Victor Bear Walken?

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry GW. If this thread eats yet another, well you'll find your page break in the middle of the page. ;(

While stalking a NZ journalist colleague, I noticed that you're not on my buddylist on MySpace. Did you unfriend me or get deleted, GW?

[Guitar Woman]

I forced my account to commit honorable seppuku because fuck myspace

I'd do it with facebook but emily wouldn't leave me alone until I put it back up >:

[Guitar Woman]

Man, as soon as I turned off my Wolfmother CD last night I started having dreams that were like Spongebob on a horrifying acid trip :(

[Dr. Boogie]

Bear Grylls

[Tadao]

God Bless America

[Pub Lover]

USA USA USA!

[Guitar Woman]

are you guys gonna spam the Dianetics hotline with Rick Astley today?

I am!

[Tadao]

We seriously need it here Pub! Quit hogging all of gods blessing!

[Pub Lover]

You'd think you'd have more blessings from God considering his son being American.

GW, I think I've mentioned my stance on CRIMES.

[Tadao]

Just because Bowie said so only makes it half real.

GW I'm just gonna watch on the side lines. Some people already want to talk to me about previous "things".

[Pub Lover]

I get all my history from Bowie songs.

Things = Cock Grabs. Oh, Tadao. :orgasm

[Tadao]

Because of "cock grabs" I have thought about going to Mexico. But I never had a maid or a gardner so I don't speak the language enough to not get killed. And I don't want to live if fucking TJ.

Pub, have you seen the move "The Last Dragon"? I wouldn't recomend it now... it's too late to be funny.

[Grislygus]

I LIKE THE NEW COLONEL FLAGG GUY BECAUSE HE IS COLONEL FLAGG

UNLESS HE TURNS OUT TO BE GAY AND STUPID AT WHICH POINT I WILL REFER TO HIM AS COLONEL FLAGGOT

[Tadao]

My friend sadi he's going to vote for Obama all the way in hopes to see him shot as President.

[Pub Lover]

Tadao, Is that the movie from Pentagurn's avatar?

Yeah, there should be at least a few games you cherish above all others.

You know, the ones you'd save in a fire.
I cherish nothing enough to bother saving it from a fire. :(

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[RaNkeri]

Hay guys

[Pub Lover]

Oh,wow! How have you been, RaNkeri? :)

[Tadao]

[quote=Pub Lover;528790]Tadao, Is that the movie from Pentagurn's avatar?

Yep, the main character is a black guy named Bruce Leroy.

[Pub Lover]

My friend said he's going to vote for Obama all the way in hopes to see him shot as President.
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Yep, the main character is a black guy named Bruce Leroy.

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[RaNkeri]

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[Pub Lover]

Hey America! Jeremy Beadle just died! :eek

[Neen]

Fat cat dance!

:)

:hypno

:orgasm

[Tadao]

Hey America! Jeremy Beadle just died! :eek

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/30/roarillea128461986943125000.jpg

He died a long time ago as far as I'm concerned.

[Pub Lover]

HOW ARE YOU DOING, RANKERI? >:

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This was code for: I think more people want to see Hilary Clinton shot. ;)

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This was code for: No, I haven't seen that movie.


I think my code was pretty good. :)

I should sell the cyphers to the Russians. :eek

[Pub Lover]

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[MLE]

excuse me, that's just a brak, not a page brak. :posh

[Pub Lover]

excuse me, that's just a brak, not a page brak. :posh

IS THAT SO? >:

[RaNkeri]

HOW ARE YOU DOING, RANKERI? >:


Doin' great, havin' fun busy with studies.

[RaNkeri]

And for the ladies out there, I'm still single ;)

:tear

[Esuohlim]

Hay guys
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Doin' great, havin' fun busy with studies.
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And for the ladies out there, I'm still single

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[RaNkeri]

Goths don't dance >:

[Tadao]

Guliani is going to be a few miles from me at the Raygun library. Should I throw poo at him?

[Pub Lover]

All goths dance to Love Cats. :rolleyes

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[Pub Lover]

Guliani is going to be a few miles from me at the Raygun library. Should I throw poo at him?

YES.

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[Pub Lover]

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"
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[Pub Lover]

"We should have each other to tea huh?!"

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[Pub Lover]

"We should have each other with cream!"

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[Pub Lover]

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"
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[Pub Lover]

Well, that's not necessarily a way to determine how much you like the game. I called Blaster Master my favorite game, but if I had to I'd let it burn, because I can get another copy for a buck. On the other hand, I coughed up $130 for Panzer Dragoon Saga, and $170 for Radiant Silvergun. I haven't played the former yet (it probably will be the next thing I play, though), and while I really liked what I played of the latter I really haven't played enough form an opinion of it. However, those two would get my priority in a fire.

Maybe the correct question is if some time disruption threatened the existence of the game, would you go back in time and save it?

No, because I don't think that sort of thing happens.>:

Seriously, Time Travel? >:

Also there is nothing I don't mind seeing erased. ;(

:dancingoth :dancingcat :dancingoth

[Pub Lover]

So I finally got Gogol Bordello's Super Taranta! CD out of my stereo, but there must have been some of the glue still in there because I can't get Sons And Daughters' This Gift out now. Has anyone else had this problem?

OH & AS I'M NOT A BLACK METAL OBSESSIVE I THINK THE MUSIC FORUM IS INACTIVE! >:

[Moobs]

THIS PAGE INCLUDES TOO MUCH MOVEMENT

[Pub Lover]

I happen to disagree, Nipps. ;)

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"
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[Moobs]

damn that fat cat :(

[Pub Lover]

BUT HE DANCES SO WELL! :eek

[Tadao]

Has anyone ever fasted? I'm wondering if I need to do this.

[Moobs]

isn't that when religious guys go on a big walk and dont eat stuff?

cos that sounds lame

[Pub Lover]

Religious fasting is overrated. Poverty fasting is worse. The only reason to want to do it is if you hate yourself. :(

[BurntToShreds]

Lawrence Walker

[Tadao]

It's when you don't eat for a long period of time. It can kill stomach parasites and viruses. Plus you get all stupid loopy.

[Tadao]

Fatty fat cat didn't fast.

[Tadao]

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[Tadao]

Peter O'Toole

[Tadao]

I had boxes of Masters of the Universe toys and used to make them all simulate sex with the Teela and Evil-Lyn toys. It's not gay to touch wieners with another dude if it's in a female's mouth, is it?

Having a box full pantless male dolls is pretty gay.

Calling people gay in the Article Discussion area is probably frowned on too :(

[Pub Lover]

The title of that article included the word, so I don't see how you can be told off for it.

Actually I can, but it's hypocrisy.

[Tadao]

My page break rules!

[Tadao]

Join Date: Dec 21st, 2007

Posts Total Posts: 824 (20.44 posts per day)

[Esuohlim]

I want to dump that whole gay "Post Manly Names" thread in here >:

[Pub Lover]

DO IT!

[Pub Lover]

PLEASE DO IT!

[Pub Lover]

I NEEDS IT!

[Pub Lover]

I NEEDS IT NOW~!

[Pub Lover]

DO NOT MAKE ME SUFFER WITHOUT IT!

[Pub Lover]

MY HUNGER! IT PAINS ME SO!~

[Pub Lover]

It would be horrible. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Plus I won it already. It's only fair that it become mine. :(

[Pub Lover]

And once it is devoured I'll move onto trying to eat the what are you eating thread. :lol

[Tadao]

Bah, I tried to do something here but failed.

[Pub Lover]

T, you don't seem too concerned at your absurd post count/rate.

[Tadao]

Nah, but it is amazingly high and not to be proud of.

[Pub Lover]

DUDE YOU CANNOT SAY SUCH A THING! NOT IN THIS THREAD! :eek

[Sebra]

big van vader

[Pub Lover]

NEXT YOU'LL BE JOINING GW'S TEAM & SAYING YOU DON'T READ ACHEWOOD OR EVEN FIND IT FUNNY! :eek

[Tadao]

I like to shock and awe

[Emu]

:x

[Pub Lover]

:(

[Pub Lover]

:bestthread

[Sethomas]

Question: does anyone on these boards (whom I actually like) live in Chicago right now?

Instigated retort: Is Seth going to do something crazy?
Answer: By my standards, no.

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

Question: does anyone on these boards (whom I actually like) live in Chicago right now?

On these boards AND liked by you? Seth, are you crazy?

Instigated retort: Is Seth going to do something crazy?
Answer: By my standards, no.
That is a wide open field of crazy options right there.

[Sethomas]

I just want REAL pizza. :(

[Pub Lover]

I have never had real pizza, so I'm fine about eating bad pizza. I'm a low quality kind of guy.

[Sacks]

Uh, Jose Joaquin Luis Richard Rayver Raynil Nestor Jimmy Michael Nicanor James Dingdong Nonoy Victor Bear Walken?


Do you understand that the longer a name gets the less manly it is? It's also not very hilarious despite what your friends say.

[Pub Lover]

I wish I had never had good whisky, I would still be able to drink Bourbon.

[Tadao]

Thick crust pan pizza is the best. I don.t like limp floppy pizza, it reminds me of my ED

[Sethomas]

What do you consider good whisky? I've always seen it as an "other side of the pond" issue from my observation. American snobs love Scotch and French snobs (redundant, lol) love Bourbon.

I actually like Bourbon a lot, though. I've not learned to appreciate scotch (never really tried), but I've experimented a lot with Irish aquae vitae.

Oh shit, food forum.

Oh shit, nevermind.

[Tadao]

I don't know. If added one more name it might have been funny.

[Pub Lover]

Scotch snob, but I can drink a good Irish without decrying it as piss.

I can drink any alcohol, it's just a matter of how much of my pissiness you can take between sips (gulps).

[Tadao]

It appears all the republican candidates are debating a few miles from me at this very moment :(
I hate the Raygun Library. Raygun released a shit load of mentally ill people into the streets around here when he was president by closing down the facilities and when he died they put his shit were I have to look at it. I told my mom that when I die I want my asshole cremated separately and then spread all over the library floor.

[Esuohlim]

Show of hands: Who wants me to dump the "Post Manly Names" thread in here?

Votes will count only as posts of people raising their hands :eek

[Esuohlim]

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[Esuohlim]

Then it's settled :picklehat

[Chojin]

I dunno, I try not to merge big threads into this one. Just short dick-slap-fests.

[Guitar Woman]

we could just delete it because it's terrible

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2007/armraised.jpg

[executioneer]

or lock it so it doesn't get bumped ever again

[Pub Lover]

Who reads this thread anyway? I do, anyone else?

[Guitar Woman]

I'm watching original transformers cuz I missed out on it as a kid :<

the SHOOP sound Megatron's gun makes gets me every time, as well as the stock looney toons sound effects :<

which isn't to say that it's bad, it's just really funny cuz I can look it from a different view that I would have as a kid :<

[Guitar Woman]

oh man, speaking of childhood cartoons I just remembered that EZEKIEL RAGE is probably the most badass name for a villan and went to post it in the manly names thread but it's gone

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to break the page.

[Pub Lover]

It's a good thing this thread wasn't active when I posted that picture, because at the time it seemed a good idea to pantomoime all my posts.

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

The problem with drinking & using my laptop is that it's heat vent is on the left side & I use my right hand to type. OH NOES MY GLASS OF ALCOHOL IS AUTOMATICALLY ON THE HOT SIDE OF EVERYTHING.

Seriously, keeping my glass on the floor is a sure-fire way for it to be kicked over by my spastic drunk legs. Whisky carpet vs. Warm Whisky? Carpets are like big Towels, Arthur.

[Pub Lover]

Five foot eight inches is an odd height.

I thought these people shorter than me:
Summer Glau, Moby, Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Matthew Broderick, Kate Winslet, James Blunt, Jack Osbourne, Ben Stiller, Anna Kournikova, Amy Acker, & Amanda Bynes.

While I also thought these people taller than me:
Adam Ant, Ali Larter, Angelina Jolie, Bam Margera, Denise Crosby, Eminem, Jeri Ryan, Kelly Rowland, Michael Imperioli, Milla Jovovich, Naveen Andrews, Paris Hilton, Peter Sellers, Ricky Gervais, & Robin Williams.

They are all my size? That is very odd to think.

[Pub Lover]

It is 03:42. In two hours I have work.

It is 03:43. I just switched off the kitchen light so as the neighbours dog stops barking.

It is 03:44. I am only 2.5/5 drunk. I/2 even. I managed to hit four but have let it trail off. If someone was on I'd go for it again.

It is 03:47 & I'm hitting enter on this post.

[Pub Lover]

I've noticed that the I-Mock blogs have a different Mockbot procedure to the regular articles before, but how come I can't post to a blog at all?

Is there prescreening or is my brand of zerging that frowned upon?

[Pub Lover]

Images formatted to the Violent Femmes' American Music.

I'd like some whisky spiff to tell me I a) have a crappy selection of drinks. b) have wasted some perfectly fine drink on a unrefined palette.

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Fun fact: I only ever use that bread knife to cut cucumbers & tomatoes.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

There you go. First use of that emoticon. Thank drunken Pub (Level 3.5).

[Pub Lover]

Jon Stewart — Height: 5' 7" (1.70 M)

I won.

[Pub Lover]

The Highland Park has the best bottle because it has a massive cork.

I'm a sucker for massive corks.

I'd suck massive cork all day if I could.

[Pub Lover]

Americans say Cork so it sounds like Cock, right?

Because I'd suck massive cock.

[Neen]

I think, maybe, so 'Corkscrew' makes sense... If that's what y'all call it.

[MarioRPG]

Um, they say cork like it rhymes with Orc. How does that sound like cock?

[MarioRPG]

Pub:
I think Luigi's Mansion is an OK game, it's just that it is VERY short. Also, if I remember correctly, the controls are sort of funny. I can't see getting overly frustrated at it. It's not spectacular by any means, but it's alright if you want to waste 2 hours at most.

EDIT: And there is a lot of search-every-thing-in-the-room.

[Pub Lover]

I think, maybe, so 'Corkscrew' makes sense... If that's what y'all call it.

I am so drunk in love with my own face you would not believe it, Neen. :MaxBurbank

I am so sober in hate with my face it borders on mental disease, Neen. :verylikelyaMaxBurbankjoke

OK, I just read your question for the first time. If I had the ability to edit this would be forty posts after you asked it. Corkscrew is a British joke that has been held for generations. I hope I didn't just spoile it.

Only faggy wine needs a corkscrew. Whisky corks just get sucked. :publoverbutdonationsgiventomaxburbank

[Pub Lover]

Um, they say cork like it rhymes with Orc. How does that sound like cock?
If this was fifteen minutes in the future, I would givee a voice clip that would show how. ;(
Pub:
I think Luigi's Mansion is an OK game, it's just that it is VERY short. Also, if I remember correctly, the controls are sort of funny. I can't see getting overly frustrated at it. It's not spectacular by any means, but it's alright if you want to waste 2 hours at most.

EDIT: And there is a lot of search-every-thing-in-the-room.
I hate search-every-thing-in-the-room. >:

I also dislike shor games with awkward controls. :(

[MarioRPG]

Sounds like it's not for you then. :(

[Pub Lover]

short*

(This post only exists vecause I'm drunk 4.3 & have ten minutes before I have to go to work)

[Pub Lover]

Woah, my coffe just boiled. Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven, I'm Going To Work.

Thanks MRPG, U So Kool!

[Esuohlim]

I want to dump "CAPTION THE AVATAR ABOVE YOU" in here too but since that's also a huge thread I'll just close it if it comes around again. Sorry Pub but it's ok you won't remember this post anyway :x

[Pub Lover]

It's true, I''m true derunk

Oh man, the jouraney to work involve3d dancing in the streety. I hope my naeighbourers were asleep.

Myboss is mad that I'm drunk. but I win because he is my dad & he is only dad annoyed. :jixby

in a few weeks he is leaving & then he'll be boss annoyed. I'm never bo9ss odf my own life. ;(

I have the claritry to fix all this, but not the inclaritry to care. :docmanhatton

[Pub Lover]

My coffee is entering my system. I'm beginning to think a blood alcohol per post system is a good idea.

Id tha coffee ,akimg ,e a facist? Or merely a proper perosom?

[Pub Lover]

Is the coffee making me a fascist or merely a proper person...?

I thin facsisty

[Pub Lover]

How big is Outspark_Fiesta.1.2.75.exe meant to be?

The Raconteurs - Together, so I'm thinking of Chojin.

[Dixie]

Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles
Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles
Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles

[Pub Lover]

That is like choas to my brain. :eek

choes

chaesos?

I don't know, maybe later... :)

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

PAGE BREAK YOUR DRUNKEN FASCE. >:

[Pub Lover]

Woah, 4.7. :x

Sorry Seth.

[Pub Lover]

[07:23] PublicPubLoather: SETH SETHSMARTSETH
[07:24] PublicPubLoather: Everytime I think I turn I sobriety corner I find more drunk behind it
[07:25] Sethomas84: Dude! Shut The Fuck Up!

[Pub Lover]

haha, some one edited a brak into my above post. if i had edit i would delete the world, or at last my new found hangover

[Pub Lover]

Chaos. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

this might be the first time I've passed every class I'm in :x

[Pub Lover]

I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS SICKNESS?

[Esuohlim]

I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

Me too :(

[Esuohlim]

this might be the first time I've passed every class I'm in :x

Impressive :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Just for Esuohlim

[Tadao]

For Milhouse :(

[terrva]

something mean about the person above you

[Esuohlim]

something mean about the person above you

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to see how that thread you made evolves before I make my decision.

[Tadao]

It's going good so far :)

[executioneer]

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS SICKNESS?

i might just have to get down with it :(

[Esuohlim]

It's going good so far :)

OK it had its moment :lol

[executioneer]

i sound worst than tom waits today, yowza

[Tadao]

i sound worst than tom waits today, yowza

:sexy

[executioneer]

i sound like tom waits going thru puberty :( :clarification

[Tadao]

The sickness is upon me

[Grislygus]

NEXT YOU'LL BE JOINING GW'S TEAM & SAYING YOU DON'T READ ACHEWOOD OR EVEN FIND IT FUNNY! :eek

Fuck, are you kidding? I'm on that team. :(

[Grislygus]

So does anybody here drink Peroni, some of the guys at work hooked me up and I was all "THIS IS NOT A SAM ADAMS", and then I tried it and it was pretty damned tasty.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah sometimes. When you first open a bottle it smells kind of like blunts http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/eek.gif

EDIT: :pagfebrak >:

[Guitar Woman]

since when do I not find achewood funny

[Esuohlim]

So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough. >:

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? >: Please :( (doctors are for wimps)

First person to say "tomorrow you'll have AIDS" will be banned

[Emu]

November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D

[Sam]

YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

[Esuohlim]

November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D

That sounds terrible :(

[Esuohlim]

YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

SAM

[Tadao]

So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough. >:

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? >: Please :( (doctors are for wimps)

First person to say "tomorrow you'll have AIDS" will be banned

You have fatigue because your body has been fighting a bad virus and is worn the shit out. Sounds like you are on the verge of getting better. Have some hot chocolate and pull one off to your favorite porn.

[Esuohlim]

Way ahead of you :eek

[Sam]

ESOUHLIM

[Esuohlim]

SMA

[Tadao]

samilhouse

[Sam]

That would probably be the greatest person to ever post here, besides Samboid.

[executioneer]

mlihouse it is probably the dreaded lurgy

[executioneer]

day 1-approximately 21: i have a runny nose
day 22: i wake up with a sorethroat, figure i should stay home so i can get some stuff done (and stay away from jerks); sorethroat gradually turns into "wheeze wheeze wtf i cant breath very well"
day 23: i call my work @ 4am cause i can't get to sleep with all the coughing (is it replicating pods, no at least i hope not); fall back asleep until 9 and then go get coughdrops and nyquil and the type of tylenol sinus they make meth outta; am awake until ~ 5pm and then do not wake back up permanently until 2 am
day 24: probably will call off work again :(

[Chojin]

I think achewood is all right, but I regularly read about 4 comics that are way better.

[Chojin]

speaking of which

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2008073343201.gif

this hit a little too close to home for me :'<

[Dixie]

What's Achewood?
I'm too lazy to google it and I want this explained.

[Chojin]

it is a comic about sarcastic dogs that really just 'hangs out' and doesn't go anywhere. you are considered cool if you like it.

[Dixie]

I may look at such a thing when my laziness wears away.

[Esuohlim]

you are considered cool if you like it.

:sunglasses

Most of the humor come from characterization rather than straightforward punchlines, which I tend to get more enjoyment out of in any medium in the long run (coincidentally you are also considered cool if you like Arrested Development >:)

[Guitar Woman]

The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

[executioneer]

MY EYES ARE HOT :( stupid cold

[RaNkeri]

Guys, Freddy's making a comeback :eek

[Esuohlim]

The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

and they hate mondays lmao

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

goto Google and enter
find Chuck Norris
then press feeling lucky.

[JediScum]

GW... was the comics page you dislpayed from a school newpaper? I don't recognize any of the strips

If you can find it, Lio is decent. It's in my hometown paper, and the humor vaguely reminds me of The Far Side.

[JediScum]

As far as syndicated strips go, Willie and Ethel still cracks me up, too.

[Dr. Boogie]

For my money, Nonsequitur is the best newspaper comic that's still around. Dilbert, Foxtrot, and the Boondocks are pretty good, too.