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Grislygus
May 6th, 2008, 01:14 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Ron_sexsmith.jpg

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 01:44 PM
"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

They're an easily accessible dispenser for refreshing drink. Ever try to pump a cock until it gives up enough to quench a thirst? It takes forever.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 01:44 PM
Gus! Car! Hood! Sliding! Where?

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 01:46 PM
everything sexy is wrong

Britney Spears is wrong

That doesn't make her sexy.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 01:47 PM
, Aristotle.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 02:53 PM
mmm i can fell the love up in here

With your ask, Paul Bunyan?

JediScum
May 6th, 2008, 03:28 PM
Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

Nah that's every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

At least i can put 3 empty kleenex boxes in the recycling, but what to do with a 55 gallon bin of dead cats?

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 03:37 PM
Male Masturbation: Article by Vijay Kumar... The Man who Realized God in 1993 (http://www.godrealized.org/male_masturbation.html)

Fathom Zero
May 6th, 2008, 03:46 PM
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5949/wellvillenew1ka2.jpg

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 03:52 PM
I could post quotes from Vijay Kumar's articles all day. They are amusing to me.

For instance I didn't know that men have a monthy cycle that peaks and requires sex or masturbation take place for the man's well being.

Also, without wet wetdreams men would go berserk in society.

Yet we must remember that wanking robs us of the spirit to succeed.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 03:52 PM
Hola edit button! Too many wets. :(

executioneer
May 6th, 2008, 04:17 PM
wet wet wetdreams, sounds like a sexier version of hungry hungry hippos

JediScum
May 6th, 2008, 05:09 PM
Never had a wet dream... maybe because i know when to snap 2 or 3 off, and go on with my day.

"what if these women were your mother, sister, or daughter?"

Well, then, I wouldn't fuck them. Stop scaring me dude, I'm already celibate, I don't need paranoia.

And if I did just suddenly leap out of the closet (which I have thought about MANY times)

""What if that man were your father, brother, or son?"

In my case, NOT POSSIBLE!!!! Dad's dead, no kids, and i have one sister.

SUCK THAT COCK FOR THE LORD!!!!

Shrubfest
May 6th, 2008, 05:13 PM
Oh, god.....
Horrors.

JediScum
May 6th, 2008, 05:21 PM
i know, DICKS!!!!

All you gotta do is wash the thing....

A lot.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 05:42 PM
Don't forget Protoclown's list :O

The Geek Hierarchy:
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/geek-hierarchy.php

There are some good suggestions in the comments area of the article too

SOMEBODY BAN THIS SPAMMER! >:

Zomboid
May 6th, 2008, 05:56 PM
Hey guys! Don't forget, we're posting in a sub-section of I-mockery!

I-Mockery.com
http://www.i-mockery.com (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/../)

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:00 PM
Dude, stick to your convictions for once & don't read my awful posts. :(

Zomboid
May 6th, 2008, 06:10 PM
That guy in the picture grisly posted is one ugly fucker.

Chojin
May 6th, 2008, 06:15 PM
zomboid that comment reminds me of the splatterhouse thread!

the love keeps coming, new splatterhouse planed
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699596

Chojin
May 6th, 2008, 06:20 PM
also that post was not an attack on your person please don't take it that way oh god oh god

Chojin
May 6th, 2008, 06:21 PM
also, lol @ planing splatterhouse

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1248/1062569183_13c0b9e19f.jpg

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:30 PM
woah, as if my spelling caused such trauma...
You did spell it the way most people I know say it.

Chojin
May 6th, 2008, 06:32 PM
has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

Shrubfest
May 6th, 2008, 06:32 PM
I hadn't thought about it. I actually hate the stuff.
Ah well. Ta for the backup.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:34 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/arts/music/stories/img/rave_01.jpg

Shrubfest
May 6th, 2008, 06:34 PM
Nope, i didn't. Cos i'm too retarded to figure out how....sorry...

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:35 PM
has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

She has several online photo galleries if you want me to point you in their direction.

Jerk. >:

Shrubfest
May 6th, 2008, 06:37 PM
Creeped out that you hunted me down.....

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:41 PM
I actually hate the stuff.

You probably didn't see it as I buried under loads of other crap, but I compared the taste to carbonated stale piss then defended it by saying Daley Thompson could've sold me anything when I was young.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:42 PM
Creeped out that you hunted me down.....

Thanks a lot, Chojin. >:

JediScum
May 6th, 2008, 06:43 PM
yeah, but he wants to suck on the wang of Richard Pryor, so I wouldn't worr.............................................. ................

Shrubfest
May 6th, 2008, 06:43 PM
Ah, good. i did catch it in my breeze through....it is awful.

Apple flavour is even worse...

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 06:48 PM
Of course I googled you, how else do you think I knew you were a raver?

WhiteRat
May 6th, 2008, 06:49 PM
I bought a Foreman Grill last night and I absolutely love it. Last night I had bratwurst for dinner and tonight I made Italian Sausage for my first ever batch of jambalaya.

Shrubfest
May 6th, 2008, 06:50 PM
Yeah, i noticed....i just googled myself, an i'm really scared how obvious i am...damn my original name...

Thanks for the self conciousness!w

Tadao
May 6th, 2008, 07:22 PM
Good god you're ugly.

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 07:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/tadao.jpg

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 07:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/chojinpressec.jpg

Tadao
May 6th, 2008, 07:35 PM
because they don't have google where Chojin lives.

Tadao
May 6th, 2008, 07:37 PM
http://photos.freshalloy.com/gallery/d/37405-1/2588.jpg

MarioRPG
May 6th, 2008, 08:33 PM
Tadao, that is fascinating. If only I were more paranoid.

Tadao
May 6th, 2008, 08:38 PM
I want one hehe.

Fathom Zero
May 6th, 2008, 08:56 PM
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6905/n85285025228571918922jy5.jpg

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 09:10 PM
Jake, have you got a sore face today? :eek

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Fat Hippo, you are not funny.

Good call, Fartin. It is totally that crazy swede. :eek

Tadao
May 6th, 2008, 09:27 PM
:rolleyes

JediScum
May 6th, 2008, 09:38 PM
So anyway, since i'm celibate, and NOT GAY, I'm going to watch this movie i found called "Fight Club"....

I've never seen it yet

And when I do watch it, I will probably say something like "Good GOD!!! Did you see the tits on Helena Bonham Carter's body double!!!"

But that's only because I'm not EMO... I mean GAY.

Evil Robot
May 6th, 2008, 09:40 PM
I want to gauge your eye out and skull fuck you. JUST KIDDING!!! No seriously...............

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 10:08 PM
It's my only infraction point ever, so I'm not too worried about being banned lol.

It's not for lack of being reported, I assure you. >:

Pub Lover
May 6th, 2008, 10:09 PM
http://web7.bernama.com/bernama/newspic/wn/SGE.JRU44.140208233735.photo00.photo.default-512x275.jpg

Tadao
May 6th, 2008, 10:14 PM
Bwahahahaha

Esuohlim
May 6th, 2008, 10:30 PM
COCKS TO YOU TOO MISTER R :eek

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 01:12 AM
Doopa just 'threw Britney Spears at me' that means leave her alone, right?

Like on that episode of South Park where Canada went on strike.

Or does it mean harass her more?

Like that episode of South Park where they hounded Britney Spears to death?

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 01:14 AM
COCKS TO YOU TOO MISTER R :eek

You'd get that every day if you ever used AIM. >:

Just ask Liquidstatik. :(

If you unban him. :lol

Zomboid
May 7th, 2008, 01:23 AM
But you shouldn't :lol

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 01:41 AM
I said If.

Esuohlim
May 7th, 2008, 01:53 AM
I'm too busy right now :lol

JediScum
May 7th, 2008, 05:52 AM
Goddammit, Tadao... A nice looking woman with some sense of humor comes in, and you use her pic for an avatar!!!!

Take this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bKL1ptf71M

Shit! I meant this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24NAi4CTW3A

I think Brian Eno did that last one YOWWWWWLLL!!!

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:24 PM
Tiny Corn!
Chinese chow mein
Taste of crap

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:30 PM
Paging Brak
Avoiding my work
Alone again

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:30 PM
Oh woman
pompous christian bands
lame concert

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:31 PM
Epiphany
All of them had one
hard for Jesus

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:32 PM
Blues riffs
The third band, not bad
Mark Knopfler

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:33 PM
World vision
Christians in Zimbabwe
No one cares.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 01:34 PM
Sliding on bonnet
Vintage cars have a use
Where the hell, Gusman?

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:34 PM
World vision
We don't want your money!
But give us cash

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:36 PM
Beautiful car
Fucking rural drivers
Smash it

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:36 PM
Oh mustang
I need all your love
Get well soon

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 01:43 PM
New show for Buck
Jesus and the spaceman
If Rogers Jew

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 01:44 PM
Talk like Yoda
Not making Haiku
Really stupid me

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Jesus freaks
wondrous devotion
but shut up

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:47 PM
Haiku
Don't understand on
Hack it

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:48 PM
Christian girl,
Open to dating.
Why don't we

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:49 PM
Ugly friend
Please go away
And shut up

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:50 PM
:pagebrak

Ugly friend
You're really ugly
Dear sweet God

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:50 PM
Ugly friend,
What is wrong with you?
Abnormal

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 01:51 PM
Awkward leave
But I must escape
Talk Thursday

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 02:07 PM
that brain hurts guy looks familiar
https://www.gwindi.net/images/cl-g529170b.jpg

WRONG, Mr. Gumby, Monty Python.

Also, that thread needs to die, NOW

Kybo Ren
May 7th, 2008, 02:40 PM
what's monty python? it sounds exotic.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 02:50 PM
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST DIE TO SAVE SOMEONE THE EFFORT OF KILLING YOU, YOU RETARDED 10 YEAR OLD. >:

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 02:52 PM
Also, your sig is too big. :rolleyes

I don't know why anyone hasn't already told you that.

I imagine it's because we expected you to have been banned already.

Kybo Ren
May 7th, 2008, 02:58 PM
http://www.texastravesty.com/2005_05/images/goodbye_clown.jpg

like I havn't heard of montypython.

Tadao
May 7th, 2008, 03:08 PM
Hey look! Fat Hippo is posting again. What a coincidence! :rolleyes

Fat_Hippo
May 7th, 2008, 03:27 PM
Are you actually serious? What...the....fuck?

Tadao
May 7th, 2008, 03:42 PM
Oh sorry Kybo, I mean FH

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 03:43 PM
Oh my god....Tadao, you scary scary person.

It's really offputting seeing myself next to your posts....

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 03:44 PM
Moving the text to the side of the picture doesn't stop your sig being too big, FH.

The image is twice as tall as what is commonly accepted.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 03:45 PM
Oh my god....Tadao, you scary scary person.

It's really offputting seeing myself next to your posts....

But you're flattered, right?

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 03:46 PM
So, is there any way the mods can lock other people in here, sort of like a Pub lover-led limbo?

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 03:47 PM
Erm, well. Perhaps. In a very weirded out way.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 03:53 PM
So, is there any way the mods can lock other people in here, sort of like a Pub lover-led limbo?

I don't know of a modification that forces a person in a single thread, I think it would have to be it's own forum with thread creating locked off.

An expansion of the no edit button retard group.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 03:53 PM
Erm, well. Perhaps. In a very weirded out way.

Yet you keep coming back.

Tadao
May 7th, 2008, 03:58 PM
See guys, just call a girl ugly and then make fun of her and you get the attention. It's the old pull on the pigtails move.

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 04:07 PM
Hell yeah. Or in my case, the pipe-cleaner braids....

I keep coming back cos i'm a lonely unemployed waster in need of people to mock me, clearly....

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:20 PM
Also, thanks for making fun of some phrase I used when I wrote that my daughter died.....very classy.

Wait? What this where I pointed out that bummer means anal sex in the slang of my region rather than a person that says upsetting things?

Way to be unrelated between points, Capt Ontopic.

I was talking about anal sex which can easily be argued as never classy.

I also used a suffuse of frown emoticons in reference to your true meaning.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:21 PM
Was this where... :edit

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:23 PM
Well, it's layout night again, which means I'll be stuck here until around 1 AM.

You're gonna have company, Pub.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:23 PM
Jeeze Louise, remind me never to break character around bitchy newbs again. :rolleyes

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:24 PM
Well, it's layout night again, which means I'll be stuck here until around 1 AM.

You're gonna have company, Pub.

Yay! :)

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:28 PM
:pagebrak

I'm already hard at work making in-depth, masterful portraits of random posters to kill time.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:29 PM
All 'Obviously you took what I said as a personal attack'


No, I took what T-Dawg said as a personal attack. Maybe because it was. :lol

I got him back. >:

Oh boy, did I get. Him. Back. ;)

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:30 PM
First up, everyone's favorite asian clown hobo, Tadao

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:31 PM
I'm already hard at work making in-depth, masterful portraits of random posters to kill time.

How about one of them invoving a slide across the hood of a Mustang, ay pal?


All 'Nooo, my bumber is a little crumpled on once side, it will interefere with my enjoyment of the slide, and you want me to enjoy it, right?'

No, I want to see it. :lol

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:33 PM
Tell you what, you'll get it some time tomorrow evening. Scout's honor.

Anyway, greasy asian hobo clown time

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Tadao.png

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:37 PM
The fucktard thing was in reference to a guy that used to be on here.

Mad Max anyone?

He got banned. A lot.

For being a troll. Much like T-Bone was in that thread. :eek

Hence what Mister S said. ;)

Someone saw that I put that & asked why they never heard me saying it IRL. Because I don't say it, Jones. >:

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:41 PM
Bumber? Anal sex again, mate? Give it a rest. :sleep

Bumper. :(

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:42 PM
T

Anyway, greasy asian hobo clown time

[IMG=Tadao]
Not what I expected after seeing your previous work. :eek

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:47 PM
Next up, GW

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/GW.png

UNIBROW, ATTACK! ATTACK, MY MINION!

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:49 PM
Gotta find somebody else now, where's that godawful excuse for a kung fu thread

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 04:49 PM
Is that a standard photoshop border or something?

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 04:58 PM
Naw, I made it up real quick

Next, that spastic little Kybo Ren dude

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Kybo.png

Fathom Zero
May 7th, 2008, 05:09 PM
As I type, a tornado is forming over my house. Sirens are going off.

Seeing as my house is little more than a thatch hut; if it hits it, it hits it, and everyone inside will be dead.

I'd like to say I've had a lot of fun on these forums. Thanks for good times.

Tadao
May 7th, 2008, 05:10 PM
Quit typing then.

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 05:12 PM
Next up, Blaster Atoms!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Blaster.png


Betrayed by his own signature. :(

Fathom Zero
May 7th, 2008, 05:23 PM
Nevermind, we're good!

I love Oklahoma.

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 05:24 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/fathom.png

Ride it hard, fathom!

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 05:24 PM
Oh, whatever. Fine, don't die. I don't care.

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 05:42 PM
Next up, for no apparent reason, Colonel Flagg!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Flagg.png

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 05:52 PM
Fathom's Whirlwind is my favourite so far.

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 05:56 PM
That 100000 VOlt Ghost person

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Ghost.png

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 06:21 PM
Resident nimrod and creepy old fart, Jediscum!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/jediscum.png

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 06:26 PM
I'm enjoying these....bizarre, but colourful.

What the world needs.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:29 PM
Jediscum's just gave me a flashback to watching Yellow Submarine when I was four & being terrified of something that looked like that.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:29 PM
I'm enjoying these....bizarre, but colourful.

What the world needs.

Small wonder. :rave :plur

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:31 PM
http://web.mit.edu/jonb/www/animate/yellsub.jpg

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 06:38 PM
Wow. I really need to watch that film again....

And i'm a hippy raver...Lots of hand made costumes and dreadlocks...does that make it better or worse?

*digging a hole for myself*

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:40 PM
I remembered it being purple. Of course, there is a lot of purple monsters in that movie & a couple of decades does fog the mind so.

I would be interested in hearing how you came to envision these grotesques, Gus.

Fathom Zero
May 7th, 2008, 06:41 PM
As Pecos Bill, I stand by that rendition of my famous tornado wranglin'

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 06:44 PM
Next up, Old "Rakish Motherfucker" Tithonus!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Tithonus.png

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:45 PM
And i'm a hippy raver... ...does that make it better or worse?

Godwin's law has been fulfilled a dozen times or more in this thread, so I have no qualms in asking; does the the claim of being in the SA first make being an SS officer any less damning?

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 06:48 PM
I would be interested in hearing how you came to envision these grotesques, Gus.

I dunno.

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 06:49 PM
*has to look that up*

Ok, fair point. I admit my vices.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:52 PM
I dunno.

Because some have a close physical resemblance to their inspiration, while others seem to be almost completely 'off the wall.'

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 06:54 PM
NAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiis! :eek

executioneer
May 7th, 2008, 06:56 PM
ANAGRAM: NAZIS = IS AZN

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 06:58 PM
You're up next, pub :(

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 06:59 PM
Why did i find those so funny? i'm still laughing....man, you can tell i have nothing to do all day!

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 07:01 PM
ANAGRAM: NAZIS = IS AZN

Nazis are asian LOLcats? Awful, Sir! Awful!

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 07:02 PM
You're up next, pub :(

:(

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 07:03 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Pub.png




:(

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 07:03 PM
Possibly even http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/emotes/BIGfrown.gif

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 07:03 PM
:(

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 07:05 PM
[IMG=Pub] :(
:lol

Shrubfest
May 7th, 2008, 07:09 PM
I'd put it on my wall!

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 07:10 PM
I get the picture of Michael Caine as a pirate.

Screw Bogart, you just pitched a much better movie! :rock

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 07:27 PM
At first I likened it to a persian guard in a moth-like cocoon, but it's increasingly looking like a pale willy under a spotlight in a darkroom. Which is apt, I guess.

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 07:32 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Pub-1.gif

Asila
May 7th, 2008, 07:49 PM
:lol

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 08:13 PM
WILLIE :eek


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Willie.png

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 08:30 PM
Sacks

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Sacks.png

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 09:02 PM
I like Willie's & the gunflare & 'tache are great on Sacks.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 09:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/rez/02-route.jpg

I like the light in this picture. Well done, Rez.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 09:20 PM
I hope OrderOnlineTRAMADOL (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8704) doesn't get banned, he's my best buddy IRL.

Misdemonar
May 7th, 2008, 09:20 PM
hahaha no one knows what I look like

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 09:33 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/DSC01650.jpg

Misdemonar
May 7th, 2008, 09:35 PM
OH GOD HALLOWEEN PICTURES MY ONLY WEAKNESS

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 09:57 PM
MAX BURBANK, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE USING SOME AUTOMATED SYSTEM TO HARVEST FACEBOOK FOR READERS OF YOUR WORK.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:00 PM
I take issue with Facebook's use of the word friend. I do not know any of you! What the hell is going on? What is this shit? Fucking hell, why did things go so wrong & get so bad?

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:00 PM
>:

Esuohlim
May 7th, 2008, 10:06 PM
:(

MattJack
May 7th, 2008, 10:07 PM
man whats up yalllllllll

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:22 PM
:(

That was what I was going to say next but I hit the Page Flood Blocker for the first time this month.

Fathom Zero
May 7th, 2008, 10:27 PM
BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

OUR LOVE WAS UNIQUE

OUR LOVE WAS TRUE

executioneer
May 7th, 2008, 10:31 PM
my beard is on fire in that picture, what a way to go

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:32 PM
Well done guys! You've managed to creep out this creepy loser. >:

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:33 PM
my beard is on fire in that picture, what a way to go

Can you make your own version of that with a dancing flame? :eek

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Allright, work's done for now. Mattjack's next.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Mattjack.png

Grislygus
May 7th, 2008, 10:43 PM
my beard is on fire in that picture, what a way to go

It's burning with rage :eek

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:46 PM
Allright, work's done for now. Mattjack's next.

[IMG=Mattjack]

Mattjack is Commissioner Gordon? :eek

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 10:53 PM
Hey Seth, you cracked 6000 posts on the 4th. :eek

Is that why you've slowed the posting?

Or is it the idiot in this thread keeping you away? :(

Sethomas
May 7th, 2008, 11:09 PM
Eh. I came to remember that having sex was better than posting here, but now I'm starting to have my doubts about that.

Asila
May 7th, 2008, 11:20 PM
Eh. I came to remember that having sex was better than posting here, but now I'm starting to have my doubts about that.

Philistine.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 11:35 PM
Seth has a tendency to categorize people. As a YouTuber and armchair academic, he has noticed an abundance of overweight people with high IQs and no suitable outlet for it other than games like Pictionary or Taboo or Scrabble, or anime or comic books or whatever else implies social awkwardness and exclusivity. They are isolated by the superiority complex that repels everyone else while at the same time it tells them that the world is wrong and not them. They ascribe to self-serving systems like Objectivism, which he would define as the pursuit of feeling good about being an asshole. People rarely argue with them--not because their arguments are sound but because it would mean putting up with their malodorous persons.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 11:39 PM
Seth is as autodidactic as they come, which doesn't necessarily mean as smart as they come. He did get accepted into Mensa, but if you look at the other 98% of the population that really doesn't say much. He just has weird passions and interests. Languages are one, theological philosophy another, history is in there too.

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 11:40 PM
http://www.cameroncountyhistoricalcommission.org/images/SoldiersAtHarDepot_small.jpg

Pub Lover
May 7th, 2008, 11:41 PM
Gus, Liquidstatik wants you to draw him.

Fathom Zero
May 8th, 2008, 12:24 AM
Why do we really know about Danny Tatom?

EVILCAKE
May 8th, 2008, 12:26 AM
huh?

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 12:31 AM
Why do we really know about Danny Tatom?

What do we know about him? He's damn fine? Emo? Takes drugs?


Is still banned? :lol

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 12:33 AM
MR DANNY TATUM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/MRDANNYTATUM.png

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 12:38 AM
That sure is damn fine. :eek

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 12:40 AM
What'd he get banned for again

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 12:44 AM
He was banned because I suggested he should be, and then it happened. :eek

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 12:46 AM
Fucking Illuminati

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 12:47 AM
WE'RE PRAYING FOR YA, BRA

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 12:51 AM
I'm thinking about making a few more suggestions.

How is it going, Kybo Ren? :)

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 12:54 AM
I hope OrderOnlineTRAMADOL (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8704) doesn't get banned, he's my best buddy IRL.

Are you also friends with gaypornxsxsu (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8709)

I hope they're better than the people GW brings over

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 12:55 AM
He was banned because I suggested he should be, and then it happened. :eek

You had nothing to do with it you goddamn mongoloid

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 12:56 AM
And I hate Kybo Ren I hope he gets attacked by fire ants

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 01:01 AM
:tear

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 01:06 AM
Whoops I forgot to unban him again. :lol

Maybe if liquid had posted something that gave me a boner I'd be more inclined to follow through with the unbanning process.

Because right now it takes about five or six mouse clicks and man that's a lot of work :(

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:10 AM
ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Gus, Danny was banned because he posted the image from here (http://www.theage.com.au/news/arts-reviews/dcuppetry--dance-of-the-dcups/2006/04/19/1145344121833.html) without a NSFW warning or the article.

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 01:15 AM
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/3096/loolfh7.png

THIS IS UNFAIR

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 01:17 AM
That is a hang over from only having two people on my friend list. Those two guys have the worst friends.

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 01:19 AM
Gus, Danny was banned because he posted the image from here (http://www.theage.com.au/news/arts-reviews/dcuppetry--dance-of-the-dcups/2006/04/19/1145344121833.html) without a NSFW warning or the article.

Oh shit this is a strong defense. :(

I guess I'll unban him for reals this time since the picture came from a credible news source

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:19 AM
THAT'S who I forgot, thanks for the pic, Pub


MISDEMONAR!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/misdemonar.png

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:20 AM
REPRESSED MEMORIES

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 01:23 AM
LIQUID YOU ARE HEREBY UNBANNED SIR, NO MORE FUNNY BUSINESS FROM YOU THOUGH WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR MONKEYSHINES

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:24 AM
:pagebrak

THANK GOD FOR THE JEW/BORG HIVEMIND, GODDAMNED DA VINCI CODE WHIPPER SNAPPERS

EVILCAKE
May 8th, 2008, 01:25 AM
Cool pics grioslygus!

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 01:25 AM
..

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:26 AM
How ya doin

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 01:26 AM
SON YOU'VE COME BACK HOME

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 01:29 AM
..

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:30 AM
Now go get Timmy out of the well, fer chrissakes

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:31 AM
DID YA SEE THAT THING THERE I DID FOR YA

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:33 AM
DIDJA

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 01:34 AM
..

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 01:34 AM
MR DANNY TATUM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/MRDANNYTATUM.png

He did what I said you asked, Danny. :(

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:34 AM
OKAY THEN

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 01:34 AM
..

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 01:35 AM
..

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:36 AM
I CAN MAKE YOU A NEW AVATAR

I'm still stuck here but I've done all my work, I got nothing better to do :(

Guitar Woman
May 8th, 2008, 01:37 AM
YOU COULD BE DRAWING ME, YOU KNOW. >:

Guitar Woman
May 8th, 2008, 01:40 AM
Next up, GW

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/GW.png

UNIBROW, ATTACK! ATTACK, MY MINION!
oh.

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:40 AM
I feel bad now that you asked me to do it :(

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:41 AM
IT'S THE MUSE, I TELLS YA, THE MUSE

Guitar Woman
May 8th, 2008, 01:42 AM
I don't remember talking about my unibrow problem. :(

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:43 AM
I KNOW ONE WHEN I SEES ONE


CAUSE I SEE ONE EVERY DAY IN THE MIRROR

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 01:44 AM
I feel bad now that you asked me to do it :(

Now that you're already feeling bad, I can tell you that I wasn't too pleased with the animated version of mine.

Probably because it hit too close to the mark, or something. :(

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:49 AM
WHY YA GOTTA TELL IT LIKE THAT

NOW I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED WHY LIQUID REJECTS THE AVATAR I'M MAKING, CRUSHED

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:52 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/BIGsick2.gif

And after I slaved over it

Asila
May 8th, 2008, 01:53 AM
Insomnia sucks and that's why I keep refreshing the chat :(

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 01:55 AM
:pagebrak

Try talking to us, she-pub

Asila
May 8th, 2008, 02:09 AM
Communication doesn't always work in my favour.

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 02:10 AM
PROPS 2 GUS

ElPila666
May 8th, 2008, 02:11 AM
I never sleep honey, i'm a vampire quiero sangre

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 02:11 AM
:peacesign

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 02:13 AM
VICTORY






Also, Sacks done got fine tuned.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PAGEBREAK-1.png





Bored again :(

ElPila666
May 8th, 2008, 02:17 AM
I used to be addicted to heroin :( Might seem like hell when your first quiting, but its worth it
I missed you liquid :love

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 02:19 AM
hahahaha, what was i talking about :x

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 02:20 AM
guys i have to be honest id ont think' i've told the truth but like twice here :x

liquidstatik
May 8th, 2008, 02:21 AM
three times :x

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:21 AM
Is Liquidstatik's new avatar Venom?

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 02:22 AM
No, it is a thing. And it is a fine thing >:

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:24 AM
guys i have to be honest id ont think' i've told the truth but like twice here :x

Dude, I'd be fucked if there was a no lying rule here. :x

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:25 AM
No, it is a thing. And it is a fine thing >:

It looks like Venom. :(

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:28 AM
I never sleep honey, i'm a vampire quiero sangre

Penecabra?

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 02:29 AM
Next up, Chojin

Grislygus
May 8th, 2008, 02:30 AM
Frank Frazetta, eat your heart out

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Chojin.png

ElPila666
May 8th, 2008, 02:37 AM
Penecabra?
In a few months i'm going to chile to have sexchange so they cut me off this nasty dick of mine and i'll become a seņorita

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 02:40 AM
GRISLYGUS WHERE IS MINE

I DO NOT SEE MINE ANYWHERE WHERE IS IT

ElPila666
May 8th, 2008, 02:40 AM
why Eric has covered his face, is that blue thing his tongue?

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:43 AM
In a few months i'm going to chile to have sexchange so they cut me off this nasty dick of mine and i'll become a seņorita

Vaginacabra? :eek

Esuohlim
May 8th, 2008, 02:43 AM
Pub's talking to me in real time and he's about to find out just how inarticulate I can be when I don't have all the time in the world to respond to a message :(

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:43 AM
Conchacabra is better. :lol

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:45 AM
Pub's talking to me in real time and he's about to find out just how inarticulate I can be when I don't have all the time in the world to respond to a message :(

COCKS! :eek

Pub Lover
May 8th, 2008, 02:47 AM
why Eric has covered his face, is that blue thing his tongue?

It's also from the time when he still waxed his chest hair. :x