I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Kitsa]

:/

I've reached a point where I can't think too much about who is dead and who isn't or else I wouldn't be able to function.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX2Vd6gZCbw

[Tadao]

I hear you. It only bugs me because they are my favorite band and it makes me think of my brothers suicide. It because of the ending verse to the lyrics "Life is Shit"/

Cause life takes from us the things we love
And it robs us of the special ones
And it puts them high where we can't climb
And we only miss them all the time

[Kitsa]

*sigh*

[pac-man]

http://animated-views.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/droopy-02.JPG

"Hello all you happy people."

[Tadao]

:lol

[Babs]

Good morning I-Mockery it is a god damn beautiful day out. Time to not in enjoy this weather.

[Tadao]

lowut?

[Kitsa]

The neighbor kid keeps teasing my dog in her new backyard cage. >:

[pac-man]

Kick his ass

[Kitsa]

I'm stuck between wanting to help him and wanting to kick his ass. When he and his friend were shining one of those handheld "laser" lights into the eyes of oncoming drivers the other night, things very nearly tipped into the asskicking category.

Last summer, his older brother's friends were literally sitting on our car. They were gone by the time I summoned the bf to take care of it, but next time I'm just going to hit the car alarm button on the keychain.

[pac-man]

Freakin' hoodlums... anybody talk to the parents?

[Kitsa]

This is one of those cases where the parents are even worse than the kids.

[pac-man]

Nice. Set some traps for them or something. Get creative with it. Or, if all else fails, kick some ass.

[Tadao]

Welcome to the nice new Tadao who doesn't attack the weak. I guess I racked up too many yell at the idiot points.

[Aaarg]

new tadoa suckss!!

[Mockery]

OMG, now the weak yell at you. :lol

:irony

[Tadao]

I knew the day would come.

[Kitsa]

What brought this about?

[Tadao]

I had a change of heart.

[Tadao]

Here is a video about nothing that I feel right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs4qIz7wyME

[Kitsa]

I should probably go walk the dog while it's 74F out, seeing as it's supposed to be 40 tomorrow and 20 the day after that :/

Friggin' March.

[Tadao]

Mr Chi is funny. :sadclownface

[Kitsa]

I'll have to listen to it tomorrow when I get back from the doctor, listening to a sound file tonight would violate the tacit "noise treaty" at home during the evenings :/

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] next time I'm just going to hit the car alarm button on the keychain.

Do it, and get it on video. It would be awesome. :)

[Kitsa]

I plan to. The only downside is that I'm afraid I couldn't film well in the dark, in secret.

[Colonel Flagg]

Mr Chi is funny. :sadclownface

I've had the same urge myself, but I must admit, he is more creative than I'd be.

Hope you feel better. :\

[Tadao]

Heh, nothing gets me down. Well that's alie, but you would have to be family and have tragedy for me to be upset.

[Kitsa]

My dog literally dragged me two blocks. It was like waterskiing. I think it might be time to get her a prong collar, as much as I hate the thought of it :/

[Tadao]

You can always double leash so that you can give her a little tug on the prong leash but if she does try to pull you use the normal leash to hold her back.

[b_squared]

Thet have some good no pull collars available. some go around the muzzle and are alot gentler than the prong pinch type.

[kahljorn]

when all these psychic fags used to hang around here (these are adults) they would sit on o ur old nova cause its cool and smoke their cigarettes and one of the faggots in his annoying gay voice was all, "I WANT TO DAHNCE ON THAT CAR" and they all laughed.

psychics are the worst kinds of pathetic people.

[executioneer]

Thet have some good no pull collars available. some go around the muzzle and are alot gentler than the prong pinch type.
they really aren't, plus they have the added disadvantage of not being useful for training, since a dog will always try to fight them rather than becoming obedient

[Kitsa]

Rapist pleads with judge to be executed, rather than sent to prison where he might be raped:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/401807_rapist28.html?source=mypi

[executioneer]

i'm curious how a five-foot-tall dude was able to rape ANYONE tbh :/

[executioneer]

"A life is precious because you only get one," she said, speaking to Galvan-Hernandez. "I hope and pray every day that you get the help you need." (AKA LOTS OF RAPES ;) ) !!

[Dixie]

RAPE

[Dixie]

Oh!
We moved out first boxes into storage yesterday!
Yay!

[Colonel Flagg]

Rapist pleads with judge to be executed, rather than sent to prison where he might be raped

I can't think of a more fitting punishment.

[pac-man]

If the asshole can dish it he can damn well take it.




Take it up the ass, that is.

[kahljorn]

lol what a pussy

[Dixie]

Surprise Buttsex Picture Time!
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/surprise-buttsex-bottle.jpg

[Dixie]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Surprise-Buttsekz/1/061224buttsecks.gif

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r267/Klumsyman/rerun_buttsecks.jpg

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s115/duciousmandick/buttseks.png

[Kitsa]

i'm curious how a five-foot-tall dude was able to rape ANYONE tbh :/


It kind of reminds me of chihuahua-rottweiler puppies.

[Tadao]

Maybe he raped midgets?

[Kitsa]

Well, maybe he'll be raped by dwarves in prison to great comic effect.

[Tadao]

I cn only hope that the prisoners hear about this and rape the shit out of him. But then again, he could use the fact that they might hear about it via the news to get a nice comfy rape free cell.

[Babs]

his anus will commence to the bleeding

[Tadao]

http://3.media.tumblr.com/Ngpph9yUOkuxhvljhGZLntuJo1_500.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Surprise Buttsex Picture Time!

THAT. WAS. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[Tadao]

I can't help but think that ZQ's dreams are sexually motivated and that she is somewhat virginal and horny.

[Kitsa]

Man, this day is great. I've been to the doctor, been prescribed all sorts of terrifying stuff I'm afraid to fill, washed shit out of a dog's fur and washed god knows what out of a cat's fur, and I'm still not finished.

[WhiteRat]

I clipped my beagle's nails today. Talk about a struggle.

[Kitsa]

I read on some dog behavior site that if you put the dog's shit in a hole they dug and keep going back to, they'll stop digging because they won't want to dig through their shit.

Yeah, my dog doesn't seem to mind her own shit.

[Tadao]

Clipping dog nails always seems to be a struggle at this house.

[Kitsa]

I do it with a Dremel and it smells godawful, but it gets the jorb done.

[Colonel Flagg]

http://ai.pricegrabber.com/pi/0/28/47/2847180_640.jpg

[kahljorn]

man i have two midterms tomorrow one of which is for my ballbusting art history class and i have a shitty flu and my neck hurts like hell :( i dont even feel like i can study ;\

[executioneer]

one of these weeks, i'm not gonna have to work any overtime >:

[pac-man]

Sounds like you've been taking care of business.

[Tadao]

You really feel the racist bug here Pacman? Or are you just sick of the same lame jokes?

[pac-man]

I dunno. I've been drinking so I guess I'm more verbose/quicker to anger right now. A lot of the jokes are played out, and like I said, it's more that I'm upset that there aren't more guys like me who just see it and don't see it. I don't think less of anyone, there's just way more about me to mock.

[pac-man]

You take it well, but you're older and probably a bit more worldly than me. I try to, but night's like this (long conversation with my ex, 11 Sam Adams, nothing to do but surf the web) make me all twitchy.

[pac-man]

Hopefully someone posts something before I score the elusive "triple post."

I think part of it too is that it reminds me that the folks I know in person say shit behind closed doors.

EDIT: sweet, got my triple. I'll just shut up now.

[Tadao]

I hear played out jokes can get boring. But Simpsons quotes never stop being funny.

In the spirit of drinking and asians and blacks and jokes I present this one to you.

A black guy walks into a bar a says to the chinese bartender.
Gimme a drink chink.
The asain guy looks at him and then decides to ignore him and just wipe the bar. The black guy reapats louder.
GIMME A DRINK CHINK.
The chinese guy throws the towel at the guy and says.
You think it's so easy taking shit from everyone in here? You fucking stand back here and see how it feels!
The change places and the chinese guy says.
Gimme a jigger n1gger.
The black guys says.....
We don't serve your kind here.

[Tadao]

Here's something that is both sad and funny.

http://www.bilerico.com/2009/02/keeping_whites_and_colors_separate_the_u.php

[pac-man]

Yeah, the Simpsons quote thing was my attempt at an icebreaker at first, then it became my way of being an annoyance, and now it's just a bad habit.

I've heard that one, and that's what I'm all for. We shouldn't hide or shy away from talking/joking about race, but be intelligent about it.

I'll leave all this alone; I've provided the usual suspects enough quotables to last a good while.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I hear played out jokes can get boring. But Simpsons quotes never stop being funny.

In the spirit of drinking and asians and blacks and jokes I present this one to you.

A black guy walks into a bar a says to the chinese bartender.
Gimme a drink chink.
The asain guy looks at him and then decides to ignore him and just wipe the bar. The black guy reapats louder.
GIMME A DRINK CHINK.
The chinese guy throws the towel at the guy and says.
You think it's so easy taking shit from everyone in here? You fucking stand back here and see how it feels!
The change places and the chinese guy says.
Gimme a jigger n1gger.
The black guys says.....
We don't serve your kind here.


:lol That's horrible. I'm only laughing because my mom used to work at general mills and her boss Woody told me that joke. He was black and I was like 10. I was just liked WTF, okay.

But the the point. There's no need for racism whatsoever. I'll laugh at jokes as long as there is love involved too. My old roommate Vaughn told me once that I was blacker than he was. I asked him why. He was like" "Well, you have a giant ass, loved fried chicken and big white women are okay in your book."

I couldn't refute it at all. We had this asshole old Italian landlord fuck who actually charged us more rent because he found out Vaughn was black. I really wanted to knock this guys lights out but Vaughn was just kind of whatever. We moved out a few months later though.

[Tadao]

I like girls of all races. I think that really help me break through the whole racial barrier.

[Tadao]

I was thrown in the drunk tank because I was married to a white woman. Mean while my wife refused to go to the hospital and my friends had to pick glass out of her face. We were broadsided by prom kids and the cops decided to punish me for it. It's a very long story but, after I passed all drunk driving test, even the breathalizer, they shined thier light on my tounge and said it is green so I had been smoking pot. Apperently this is a valid thing.

[pac-man]

I just told CiG (and again CiG, I apologize that what I said followed your statement, because you've never been the least bit rude to me) but I think I'd get along great with most of the people here IRL. Had a conversation with an ex tonight and her folks were not fans of my skin color, so it's something that was at the forefront of my mind.

I'm really leaving all this alone now, as I'd hate it more for you guys to bite your tongues (which none of you fuckers would do anyway, but still) because I was a whiny bitch tonight. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought you lived in Austin?

[Tadao]

lol, it's a great topic right now. My wives mom hated me because I have Jap blood and she can't get over WW2.

[pac-man]

Me? Houston area.

[Tadao]

One girl I really liked was very very black. She would always get mad at me when we made out because I always grab at hair. I think we never progressed because of it :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh, that's no good. I like the new Austin(the wrestler, not the town) quote too. Makes me remember the good times.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some girls you just have to let them learn the way you like it. They'll recognize.

[Tadao]

You never touch a black girls hair. NEVER!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not even caress it with your fingertips?

[pac-man]

lol, it's a great topic right now. My wives mom hated me because I have Jap blood and she can't get over WW2.

http://livingtheliminal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/alpacino.jpg

"Just when I thought I was out, they keep pulling me back in!"

I posted a thread about this bitch way back when I was brand new. She and her family are all really religious, but her and her siblings are really great. Her parents are those old school Southern Baptists, though. Me, a devout member of the church of I Don't Know And I Don't Care, had a lot of fun stomaching them, and I'm sure the feeling was mutual.

[Dixie]

No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.

[Tadao]

Never. I don't think it was a wig. That would suck if I knocked it off. I heard that it gets pretty brittle and might break if you fuck with it because of all the straightening. I sure the hell didn't ask if it was a weave. I was trying to get laid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I tried running through me ex's hair once after I haven't seen her in a while and she got all pissed and thought I was fucking up her weave. She's the same once with the unicorn tattoo on her forearm.

[pac-man]

No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.

That's because those weaves can stop bullets.

[Tadao]

If it's so tough why can't I play with it! :rolleyes

[pac-man]

It's fried, dyed, and to the side, man. They spent too much time under a hair dryer to let you ruin it.

[pac-man]

Oh, that's no good. I like the new Austin(the wrestler, not the town) quote too. Makes me remember the good times.

That's hands down my favorite interview of any kind, ever.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I;ve been losing at flip cup to my sister for the last 4 games. Me and my friend are playing both against her. She throws back drinks and has perfect flipping skills. I told her it's probably from sucking dick. No my arm hurts really bad.

[Tadao]

Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.

[pac-man]

Flip cup, beer pong, and quarters require too much finesse for me. I'm mmore a fan of the card drinking games where all I have to do is know the rules.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How old was she?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm pure finesse and luck.

[Dixie]

That's because those weaves can stop bullets.
I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/soulglo.gif?t=1236841215

[Tadao]

How old was she?

I was 37 she was 43 :D

[pac-man]

Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.

I can't even establish a relationship with a girl like that. You have my respect.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/soulglo.gif?t=1236841215


I don't know it if can stop lightning or causes it but it's ridiculous. Copy that to the GIF thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dammit. She just bit the fuck out of my arm.

[Tadao]

DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER IN THE BUTT PLEASE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LOL. She doesn't do it in the butt. I was hanging out with her friend one time though and asked her if she ever tried ANAL. She was like "Yeah, remember you put it in my ass?"

I must've been drunk because I sorta remember it but not a whole lot.

Either way good times :)

[pac-man]

Bite her back.

[Tadao]

Lol

Let's see a picture of this sister of yours ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=22623706&albumID=346848&imageID=43473883

Let me know if it doesn't work. It not it's under myspace.com/lockeness then it'll be the picture of me and my sis

[Tadao]

I would totally fuck that slut.

[pac-man]

Cute and a flip cup champion... how many asses you kicked because of her over the years?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/10ksis01.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

I'm literally crying because I'm laughing so hard.

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cute and a flip cup champion... how many asses you kicked because of her over the years?


About 3........3

[pac-man]

I couldn't have a sister... I'm the jealous type.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They both went to sleep. Might be throwing up. Lame because it's light beer. I think they were drinking gin too though. I'm going to sleep.

G'Night Gentlemen and Ladies.

[Dixie]

Night night.



Still awake.

[pac-man]

I'm nocturnal till classes start again. Spring breakin' on budget.

[Tadao]

Go take pics of them in bed 10K!

[Dixie]

Ahhh
Spring break already?


I just don't sleep. Most nights I haunt the internet looking for something tha interests or inspires me. Normally I end up watching retarded people on Youtube and harrassing Tadao's AIM account while he's asleep.

[pac-man]

Not even spring weather yet either. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I woke up once. Went to say goodbye to them and saw nothing but a bunch of ass. I was like "That's it. I'm oughta here!"

I'm back home now. Going to sleep for reals this time. Night night.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Double

[Tadao]

Speaking of which, it's bed time. I look forward to waking up and finding clips of animal porn and bloody undistinguished object.

[Dixie]

Bye fellas.

:)

[pac-man]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/05/13/tears_for_fears_222x180.jpg

"Goodnight song, played so wrong
Blame the crowd, they scream so loud, so long"

[Dixie]

Bad stoners get the munchies but can't find anything but fiber tablets to eat.

[pac-man]

I always end up doing the stoned drive to a 24-hour joint like Taco Bell or Jack in the Box. Snack food never gets the job done for me.

[Dixie]

You know how they advertise Sonic to be open til midnight in the summer?
Well, it still closes at 9 here.
Bastards.

Never had Jack in the Box.
:(

[pac-man]

You're not missing much, but their quantities are definitely 4:20 friendly.

[Dixie]

Hmmmm.
Probably good there isn't one near by then.


Got some Papa John's pizza though!

[Dixie]

No, Pizza, I will not eat you.
You are for dinner.

[Dixie]

Stop looking at me that way.
You know I'm saving you because I like you so much.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/mockeryairways.jpg



That new dog collar I got yesterday is a big success. I guess that was the answer...the dog thinks it's a horse, treat it like a horse and put a halter on its face. It trotted beside me and didn't pull once.

Excellent purchase for $18.

[Tadao]

I love Jack in the Boxes Ultimate Cheeseburger. That fucker sits in your gut all day and you never get hungry again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have commercials for Jack in the Box but no Jack in the Box to be found. Same thing with Sonic. Closest one is in another state.

I want a Hardees to be built close to me so I can stop driving to Cleveland Ohio for it.

[Kitsa]

In my opinion, you're not really missing anything with Sonic. Some of their commercials have actually made me gag (the one where you dip the biscuit sandwich into a bowl of gravy) and the drinks just look flat-out unhealthy.

I don't know how ours stays open, there's never anyone there and there's a really good Culver's about 2 mins' walk from it.

[Tadao]

We had a Sonic by my old place. I don't like eating in cars though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Totally want Derby girls to bring me my food. I've been to a Po Boys before.

[Kitsa]

I'm filling out a reporter's questionnaire right now. I never know what to say and the temptation to make up interesting answers is great. :/ I'm bad at the publicity stuff.

Edited after a thought: It's always the same questions over and over again, I mean re: food art, maybe I should just write up something standard and give everyone the same prefab answer. It would be easier.

[Tadao]

It would be consistent at least. Plus since you don't enjoy it you wouldn't have to really deal with it after you made your cheat sheet.

[Kitsa]

Well, one of the things that's always a problem is that it's mainly foreign reporters and it's hard making sure I'm going to be understood. I'm assuming they're asking me in English and then translating for their readers, and I don't know what the resultant article says anyway, so I have no idea what the hell they're saying about me.

[Tadao]

Hehehehe, that's great for us.

[Kitsa]

bwahahahaha.......


Dear Prudence,
My boyfriend and I are in a healthy and loving relationship, and we are beginning to talk about marriage. We both want the same number of kids at the same point in our lives. It is presumed that these will be our biological children. The issue is, I'm not sure that I would want to bear my boyfriend's children. While he is incredibly intelligent and has a great personality, he is markedly less physically attractive than I am. We get occasional lighthearted comments from friends and family about the discrepancy. Having biological children has never been important to me, and I think adoption is great. I believe that he will be an amazing father and that our children, biological or adopted, would be bright and well-behaved as a result of good parenting. Should I bring these thoughts up with him? I think he would be open to the idea of adoption but would also be hurt by my rationale. At what point should we discuss this more seriously, and how should I tell him how I feel?
—Skinny Bitch
Dear Skinny,
You're wise to avoid the potential tragedy of reproducing with your boyfriend: Your children could get his looks and your personality. Perhaps your boyfriend's already got an inkling of how you feel because of the Leonardo DiCaprio mask you ask him to wear when you make love. And although Brad and Angelina are both fecund and support adoption, I'm not sure they're going to agree to place any of their future progeny with you just to help you avoid the embarrassment of having a child who looks like your boyfriend. I'm trying to imagine how you initiate this discussion with him. Something like: "I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you. But when it comes to having kids, I'm sure that if we adopt we'll have a better shot of having decent-looking ones than if I let you impregnate me with your hideous sperm." That should go over well! What's supposed to happen when you are in love with someone (who also happens to be intelligent and have a great personality) is that you discover, despite objective measures, that person is beautiful to you. Your boyfriend sounds like a catch, so maybe you should toss him back so that he has a chance to find someone who's not permanently stuck in the shallow end.
—Prudie

[Tadao]

I wanna see pics of these two people.

Also, the end of the world has been fortold.

http://www.endofworld.net/

[Fathom Zero]

YOUR WORDS BURN THE AIR LIKE THE NAMES OF CANDY BARS

[Kitsa]

We'll probably never see pics of those two people, but I would love to.

She probably thinks of how much more attractive she is every time she looks at him.

[Fathom Zero]

YOUR WORDS BURN THE AIR LIKE THE NAMES OF CANDY BARS
:mikedoughtyforum

[Kitsa]

My front tooth just broke. Again.

These incidents are also known as the only times I ever actually say MOTHERFUCKER out loud.

[Dixie]

Ugh.
That sucks.

My best friend had a bad accident on Mardi Gras this year.
She was standing on a barricade and just blacked out.
When she hit the street, one tooth broke and got shoved into her sinus cavity.
The other tooth went through her lip and ripped her chin open.

She is really talented at creative accidents/injuries like that.

[Kitsa]

She was standing on the barricade?

Mine is my own fault, I was gritting my teeth because of the dog, who is apparently in a "difficult" stage at the moment.

She invented a game. She starts barking frantically and whining to go outside.

Once out, she won't go to the bathroom. She prefers to stand and look around, or try to playfully tackle me. Bonus points if it's 20F or lower, or at night, or if I have dinner on the stove at the time.

She barked for the better part of 6 hours today and even learned to sniff her butt (used to be an absolute sign she needed to go) for added authenticity. Smart dogs = manipulative dogs.

I had a birthday day trip planned this weekend, since my actual birthday is an un-fun weekday. Now, instead of happily getting ready to go, I get to sit in a dentist chair and get a big ol' lidocaine shot up under my nose.

Motherfucker.

[Tadao]

Who has 2 thumbs and will fuck your mom?

[Kitsa]

shit, I can't find a good pic of my dad with 2 thumbs up.

[Dixie]

Yeah, she was standing on a partitioned concrete wall watching the parade.

Your dog sounds evil.

[Kitsa]

When you're standing outside in 10-degree windchill with the dog wanting to be let out just to have something to do, yeah, she feels pretty evil. Other times she's sweet.

[kahljorn]

My art history class is bullshit :( I studied my ass off and there was some shit on the test that I dont remember being in the lecture and wasn't in my edition of the book ;/ although my edition is a few editions old ;\

hey kitsa what edition is your gardners history through the ages? I need to know what painting influenced SEURAT? The two choices I remember were Mrs. Richard Brinsley Sheridan and The anatomy of dr. tulip but i can't remember the other ones ;\

she also said that half of the midterm would be an old quiz we took and only THREE OF THE PAINTINGS were even on the quiz and none of the multiple choice. Only one fuckingoiehaoughaouhgoeuahfgeagouheougheaouhgaeouh fdf

[Babs]

I have commercials for Jack in the Box but no Jack in the Box to be found. Same thing with Sonic. Closest one is in another state.

I want a Hardees to be built close to me so I can stop driving to Cleveland Ohio for it.

hahahaha I drive to Circleville, OH on certain occasions to get some Hardee's.

I have a Sonic right down the street and I totally slam there every once in a while. No Jack in the Box's in Ohio though.... Actually I know the only one; true god damn story.

[executioneer]

we have 4 jacks in boxes, just last year we got a carl's jr (basically = hardees) but no sonics within almost 100 miles :( nearest one's almost in oregon. i like their slurpee-equivalents

[Babs]

They're amazing with those over sized drinks they dub (RT 44) which is the most stupid name for a god damn drink but anyways, if you go there before like 4 in the afternoon, they only cost $1. That includes the limeades, slushies, ocean water (sprite with coconut flavoring), and all kinds suicidal flavors of deliciousness for those types of drinks. Soooooo good.

[Zomboid]

I don't think we have any of the SUPER-FAT fast food restaurants like Carl's Jr/Hardee's over here.

People go fucking nuts for Tim Horton's though.

[Kitsa]

I love Tim Horton's coffee and muffins, but I don't really think their doughnuts or "sandwiches" are very good. I do have some timbits from time to time, though.

Last time I went to Hardees the coffee was salty and it occurred to me that I needed to get rid of it ASAP.

[The Leader]

I need to know what painting influenced SEURAT? The two choices I remember were Mrs. Richard Brinsley Sheridan and The anatomy of dr. tulip but i can't remember the other ones ;\

Do you mean The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp by Rembrandt?

[Kitsa]

I have the 10th edition and it doesn't mention any particular painting. It mentions the "color theories of Delacroix and the color scientists Hermann von Helmholtz and Michel Chevreul" and says that his style is "descended" from Piero della Francesca and Uccello.

[RaNkeri]

Hurrah, my friend's brother was able to find the cable that connects 32x to Mega Drive.

Now I can play MK2 :rock

[Kitsa]

Narrator makes alkie grandmas feel bad:

http://www.archive.org/details/national_drinking_game_psa

[kahljorn]

carls jr is delicious :( i love GOOD charbroiled hamburgers. famous stars=heart. sonic drinks are waaaaaaaaaaayyyy too sweet though and who would want tater tots with their meal anyway? ;\

yea, that was one of the options, leader.

And that's what my book says, kitsa :( but nothing about WHICH PAINTING IN PARTICULAR OUT OF ALL THE PAINTINGS IN THE WORLD influenced it the most ;\ prolly something she mentioned in passing during class.

[Kitsa]

I used to have a biology professor who, I think, mentioned stuff in private conversations with students after class. Then he forgot he'd said it in private conversations and thought he'd said it in lecture, making it fair game for the test. That was a horrible testing experience.

[kahljorn]

gah :(

[Kitsa]

I've mentioned the guy before, he's the same one who inspired the t-shirts in the book store saying you'd survived his class.

[kahljorn]

GAH :(

yea this is the hardest class ive ever had before ;\ im not sure ill be able to get an a in it because i fucked up on the first test (didnt have the book ;\) and only got a 70 :(

she doesn't grade on a curve either and the highest score on her first test was like an 80 somethin

and when she talks about art she does it in a way that you have to know about the basics of art to know what the fuck she's talking about ;\ IT HAS ASSYMETRICAL LINES AND VIVID HUES WHICH ARE FLAT BECAUSE OF THE OVERHEAD PERSPECTIVE
i dunno what any of that shit means except overhead perspective and flat ;\

[Kitsa]

Sometimes you just have to bypass the A and escape with whatever you can get.

More of my tooth just broke off :/ I go to the dentist tomorrow, which sort of ruins my good day I had planned, but it was nice of them to fit me in on a saturday.

Stupid defective body with stupid defective teeth.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't wait for tomorrow. I have a half-day, getting out at 6:00 PM for the Sabres Game and then I have off SUNDAY, MONDAY, TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY. Having me an Irish vacation. Last year at the Paddy's day parade for some reason there was someone driving a Pink Cadillac with a horn that played La Cucha Racha.....hilarious.

Pi day is tomorrow too!

[Shyandquietguy]

Jesus fucking christ I'm moving across states to hopefully get a job in the place where I want to live but I still feel nervous as shit!

Hey Homies. What's the up side of thangs?

Also, what the fuck are you thinking that you'll have fun at a sports event!

[executioneer]

shyandquietguy are you really related to mradventure or am i assuming too much

[Shyandquietguy]

Related? I look up to the guy!

I don't see "Big Brothers and Sisters" I see "Give me your ace, I'll give you my jack and that makes a full flush!"

[executioneer]

that doesnt sound very straight to me

[Tadao]

kinda gay really

[Shyandquietguy]

I was the youngest one of all and I was never really given a positive reason to socially explore.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GAY AS FUCK Hey buddy, I agree with what your saying although I'm drunk.

[Dixie]

Just youuu and meeee, Kitsa!
Just youuuuuuuu and meeeeeeeeee!
Let's make cookies and laugh at peeeoopleee in the malllllllllll!

[Kitsa]

lol

I have a dentist appointment as soon as the office opens, and I'm just so excited about it I can't sleep :rolleyes

[Dixie]

Awww
Good luck at the dentist's office!
Scream really loud if there are kids in the waiting room.
:)

[Kitsa]

Heh! My dentist is really nice, the best dentist I've ever had. He does have one particular assistant, though, who scares the hell out of me. She's really rough, almost gouged me in the eye with a dental instrument once, and gets angry when the dentist says no charge (it's the same tooth that breaks over and over).

Last time it broke, she told me that next time I was gonna pay. I didn't know whether she meant money or that I would suffer.

[Dixie]

Uh oh.
That does sound scary.
:(
Evil dog and evil dental assistant.
You just can't catch a break, man.
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/1234676196340.jpg

[Kitsa]

Yeah, an office full of nice ones and I got the one mean one. Go figure.

I'm just going to concentrate on afterward, when I get to go to ikea and a nice restaurant and a kickass international grocery.

[Dixie]

Well, you have something to look forward to at least. That's good!

I get to move boxes in the cold rain.
:(
This is my cue to get a cold.

[Aaarg]

I bought a backpack: Kelty RedCloud 6650. Fucker's huge, and bigger than I will probably ever need (but you never know!).

[Zomboid]

SAM:

I got so drunk last night that I wouldn't have been able to get a boner even if I picked up (which I didn't). I also got my shirts from fright rags. We're the most stylin' kids on the block with these :D

[Kitsa]

Well, I ended up having no anesthesia at the dentist's, which always makes me feel like a total badass. He said he didn't need to drill for long, if I thought I could make it. Ended up being about 15 seconds of discomfort (and of course you're always waiting for the BIG zap to happen), but I lived. Toofers all pretty now.

Went to Ikea immediately afterward, which was crazy packed and generally a pain in the ass. Here are some pics from Ikea for folks who've never had the displeasure:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ikeachilddropoff.jpg
This is the area where you drop off your kids before you go in the store. You pick them up at the checkout. The blue bubble-sign says "toilet-trained children are welcome".

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/stoolsamples.jpg
Stool samples lolz.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/jellyrats.jpg

Jelly rats!


Then we went to Jungle Jim's, the kickass supermarket that was overcrowded and not at all kickass today. The Indian food section, where I usually shop, had been raped, and the shopping carts around the produce were 5 thick. I got kind of a panic attack and had to leave because I hate people.

But I got my birthday cake, which never in a million years will last till then:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/mybirthdaycake.jpg


....and some incredible pistachio macaroons that were $5 for a bag of 4! (worth it)
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/macaroontrio.jpg

I'll go back another time it's not so damn crowded, people always ruin it for me.

[Babs]

Holy shit my skull feels like it got slammed on the ground. Way to much beer last night and Billy Idol karaoke.

[Shyandquietguy]

Liar

[Dixie]

HAWAIIAN PUNCH JELLY BEANS ARE DELICIOUS!

[Kitsa]

They sound delicious.

My tooth gradually realized that something had happened to it and has been throbbing sickeningly on and off. :/

[Dixie]

How was the visit?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went to roadhouse steakhouse. Patrick Swayze did not bring me my steak. I ordered Medium Well and I got fucking redass undercooked steak. So help me if I get food poisoning on the most important drinking day of they year tomorrow the hell I send them to will feel like heaven after what I've done to them.

[Dixie]

It's 5 AM!
Are you people in church or something?
There's like nobody on AIM.
Ughhhhhhh

[Dixie]

I mean it's totally cool if you are in church.
I just want entertainment.

[Kitsa]

The visit was great. I did it without anesthesia so that means I'm a badass.

I'm here but getting ready to go back to that grocery store, since yesterday was such a crowded nightmare. We're going to be there when the doors open this time.

[Dixie]

Alright!
Rock on!
:)

[Kitsa]

Did the move go okay?


I made an important $1 purchase in the Jamaican section of Jungle Jim's...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/cocksoupsmall.jpg

[Aaarg]

Delicious.

[Womti]

hey guys what the hell happened to mockwars this year huh what

[Womti]

also what the fuck is this
http://i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/post_new.gif Mar 15th, 2009, 06:27 PM
my computer says 2: 28 PM
:/

[The Leader]

Your board settings are probably off, as your message was posted at 2:28 PM, according to the site, for me.

[Tadao]

http://www.bomb-omb.com/images/neo-geo-hotdog.JPG

[Colonel Flagg]

Do tell, what does authentic Jamaican cock taste like?

Chicken, perhaps? :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I pass on Jamaican Beef Patties tonight. I'll appreciate myself more next morning.

[kahljorn]

what you guys don't like jerked cock? BAM!

Man I've been sick for like a week with weird symptoms ;\ my throat feels like something is stuck in it and i occasionally cough (actually i kinda forced them out) up these hard phlem ballish things and now my eyes are turning red and feel weird :( I think im turning into a zombie or something.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm not exactly a "medical" doctor, but it sounds like you have some bronchitis. See your doctor for a prescription medication that will give him a nice kickback. Srsly.

[Dixie]

IT'S AIDS

[kahljorn]

Will bronchitis go away on its own? I don't usually go to doctors cause i have no money ;o

I don't really have much of a cough mostly just a sore throat/feels like something is stuck in my throat ;o maybe its just sinus irritation or something ;\

AND MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE AIDS IF FUCKING YOU IN YOUR BUTT WASNT IRRESISTABLE CARNIVOREISGOD.

[Dixie]

IT'S AIDS.


AND I NEVER SAID IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

[Aaarg]

definitely aids

[Dixie]

Out of desperation and weakness I bought ultralights.

[Kitsa]

A neighbor lady asked me out to lunch next week and then proceeded to provide a list of places where she would not go.

I love people.

[Dixie]

Hahaha, you have such colorful people in your life

[Kitsa]

I think everyone has people like this, I just talk about it, heh.

This lady is very "colorful" indeed, and by that I mean when she gives you a list of places she will not go for your birthday lunch, and said birthday lunch is already postponed for a week because you're spending your actual birthday doing favors for her, it really doesn't surprise you at all.

But that's ok. Makes life interesting.

[Dixie]

Very particular!

[Womti]

definitely aids

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zhnhq_exYt0/SITGWrLbo1I/AAAAAAAAAa0/--KjpOgaPtg/s400/gay-called-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

A neighbor lady asked me out to lunch next week and then proceeded to provide a list of places where she would not go.

Do you expect her to stick you with the check too? ;)

[Kitsa]

Oh! Yes, well, the check is a different thing entirely. I forgot to tell you about her system with checks.

It used to be, among this group of 5 people, that at these lunches the remaining 4 people would split the bill of the fifth "guest of honor". You know, in lieu of a gift, they'd split the cost of your lunch 4 ways. It worked out well. Except she gradually began souring on that concept.

At the end of her own birthday lunch, after everyone had paid for her meal, she announced that at the next person's, everyone would start paying for their own.

Let me repeat that...she decided that after hers was taken care of, ensuring that she had one last hurrah before she got to enjoy an entire year of not paying for $4 or whatever of someone else's lunch.

[Tadao]

Hehehe, she is the queen on smalltown, usa

[Kitsa]

Self-appointed and self-anointed, yes.

[kahljorn]

YEA I HAVE AIDS: AWESOME IMPORTANT DUDE SMILING

Man i would totally tell that lady to shove a rock up her anus :(

My wife was driving the last night and she was on a two lane road that turned into one road so of course people have to yield and she was in the lane people were supposed yield into and there was only one guy in that lane, so that one guy decided to CUT HER OFF and shortly after my girlfriend honked at him he SLAMMED ON HIS BRAKES COMING TO A COMPLETE STOP IN FRONT OF HER AND NOT EVEN AT A STOP SIGN. he did this like 3 times, then he was driving all slow so my girlfriend tried to pass him and then he started speeding up trying to not let her get over ;\
Theeeen, she was at the intersection to turn, she was in the right lane he was in the lane that went straight so he like DROVE AROUND HER AND CUT HER OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERSECTION THEN DROVE ALL SLOW IN FRONT OF HER. Then she decided to write down his license plate and when he realized what she was doing he started driving all fast and panicked :lol
then she pulled up next to him at a stop sign and showed him the license number cause she got the whole thing and he was all, "Drrrrhaaa" with a scared retard face ;\

I HATE PEOPLE! Then the other day this guy was at an intersection where there's two right turn lanes, obviously because there's two different lanes you can pull into (one goes onto a freeway, the other onto an avenue). So he's sitting there for like a few minutes before we even get there, even though there's no reason to, then when we decide to go he almost TURNS INTO US CAUSE HES TRYING TO GET INTO OUR LANE. Luckily he stopped so i flipped him off then he started driving all close to us and trying to stare us down so we laughed at him and I did some dances. He followed us for like ten minutes though trying to be creepy ;\
It's no wonder that there have been so many killing sprees lately ;\

Oh yea and then my dumb neighbors who only pay for one trashcan keep stealing our trashcans (we just paid for a new one, too) and they have THREE TRASHCANS WHEN THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE ONE. We have four cause there's four addresses at my house. Anyway the city kept trying to contact them about it and they kept ignoring theem, not answering the door, responding to phonecalls/letters. So the city came out and took their trashcans and gave ours back to us. So a couple days later they steal it again and fill it with their illicit goods (they are running an illicit business out of their home and using trashcans to dump the products because they tried to apply for a city contract without a business license so THEYRE ONTO THEM) and they put their illicit goods in our other trashcans too. So the other day by chance they were cooking food outside, since nobody else could get a hold of them i told them the city said they should only have one trashcan and that they (the city) are gonna call the cops if they do it again. The son (prolly in his 30's) was all, "YOULL HAVE TO TALK TO MY MOM THOSE ARE HER TRASHCANS" and she hid in the house till she heard cops then she came running out and was all, "YOUR HANDY MAN TOLD US HE MADE A MISTAKE THAT ITS OUR TRASHCAN" meaning she probably yelled at him and he's just some dumbass crackhead who doesn't know any better so he apologized and gave it back... anyway we had to tell the hobag that they are only paying for one (which she proceeded to argue that THERE WERE TWO WHEN WE MOVED IN) and that the cops are gonna be called on them and then she straightened up and said they would put it back ;\
but then the city found out so they brought us a new one and they're turning them in for running a business out of their home without a license and dumping stuff y ou're not supposed to dump in trashcans (its supposed to be hauled or something.)

JESUS HATFIELD.

[Kitsa]

LOL, what an idiot.

We had a guy stop in the middle of an intersection in front of us the other day. He was trying to make a turn into oncoming traffic to get into the oncoming traffic of I-75. We couldn't figure it out...surely he could see two lanes of cars on a freeway off ramp coming straight at him, right?

I don't know what it is with people stealing trashcans. We have a family across the street who keeps stealing our recycle bins.

[kahljorn]

You can call the city and they will get pissed off and annoy them :O

That happens all the time here for some reason. i think everybody here is just retarded. I always see overly aggressive drivers, who cut people off like crazy and drive too fast stop in the middle of the intersection, and then stay there. I think they do it so that they can be like, "IM NOT STUPID... NOT STUPID... IM NOT STUPID AND NOBODY CAN SEE ME."

[b_squared]

Writing down the license plate is smart, sometimes if I'm at a stop I will take a cell phone photo of it. It usually stops the asshole behaviour from the other driver.
Before I moved we had to paint the address on our trashcans so people did not take them. The city did not seem to care about our cans being stolen, so why should I care if I painted their containers.

[The Leader]

My wife was driving the last night . . . after my girlfriend honked at him. . .

:confused:

[Kitsa]

With Kahl, I've learned not to ask questions.

[Babs]

I can't believe I read that whole rant but fuck that asshole for being a prick and escalating the situation to a level it shoul of never been at. Report that ass in.

[kahljorn]

I call my wife my girlfriend all the time. I like the sound of girlfriend better ;o Also i think its habit. PLUS IT LETS THE LADIES KNOW IM STILL AVAILABLE FOR SOME SIDE ACTION/THREESOMES/FOURSOMES.

haha the city came out today i guess they are really annoyed with those people because they won't respond to their calls/emails/letters (over the course of a month) and they keep having to come out. So the city is bringing them up on ab unch of code violations: Pressing charges for running an unlicensed business, pressing charges for illegal dumping (supposed to be taken to the dump not in a trashcan), and they are also taking away all of their trashcans until they contact the city (because they pretend like they aren't there whenever the city comes out). :LOL
JUSTICE.

[Tadao]

I called my wife my girlfriend for a year. We dated for 5 years before getting married. I got used to it.

[Aaarg]

I asked my friend if he wanted to go camping in April. He said sure. I pointed out that it wasn't car camping and that he'd have to carry a backpack, and he asked "is it safe?" and "do you have bear mace?"

I need new friends. Now.

[Tadao]

2009 blog awards. Yay!

http://2009.bloggies.com/

[kahljorn]

LA DE DA DE DAAAA

[kahljorn]

I smel like fucking nail polish remover i hate that shit :( and i hate nailpolish why does it have to be impossible to get off ;\

[kahljorn]

IM GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR ALL OF MY GOOD DEEDS

[kahljorn]

GOD DOESNT BELIEVE IN SECRETARIES RECEPTIONISTS ACCOUNTANTS OR CREDITORS

he can do it by HIMSELF

[Kitsa]

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

I'm painting my finger- and toenails green. This is always one of the worst days for me because everyone assumes a redheaded person is Irish. I guarantee you I will here, "Guh-huh-huh, looka that red hair, you Irish?" or some variation thereof at least five or six times today.

I used to have an attitude and wear black. And I'd say, "If you pinch me, I'm punching you on Bastille Day." I've since matured to apathy.

Whatever, let them think I'm Irish if it makes 'em happy. I could oblige by being drunk, I guess.

[kahljorn]

YOURE NOT IRISH :O :O :O

YOU HALF FRENCH HALF JEWISH IRSH PERSON >:

[kahljorn]

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

THINK ABOUT IT

[Kitsa]

No, I'm not Irish. Unless one went on a fantastic trip to France and impregnated some locals.

And I'm less than half-Jewish, lol.

[Kitsa]

btw nail polish with sparkles is the worst. You get it off and you've still got glitter. And it usually fucks up the next polish you put on.

[Dixie]

Soak your nails for 10 minutes after you use the polish remover and then use the polish remover again to get the excess off.

Mines is green too.
:D

[Kitsa]

:D

It's supposed to be 71F and sunny here today. I plan on wearing shorts. Everyone can gape at my pasty, freckled, not-irish legs.

[Babs]

I want you guys to drink til you piss green tonight, and I mean that in the manner of getting obliterated to the point of having sex with a diseased whore where you can actually smell the syphilis dripping from every orifice of her body in which you contract that horrible venereal disease.

Oh and happy St. Patty's Day.

[wobzire]

I just had Lucky Charms. I feel festive.

[Dixie]

I'm crabby.
It might be nap time.

[Womti]

hey look guys
I discovered how to use italics again
:(

[Kitsa]

:(

I'm tired. It's a glorious day, 70F and sunny. Why do I have to be tired? I should be out enjoying this.

[Tadao]

hey look guys
I discovered how to use italics again
:(

:squigly

[Esuohlim]

hey look guys
I discovered how to use italics again
:(

That's a terrible haiku, womti

[kahljorn]

I'm not drinking today because only faggots drink on st patrick's day.

[Dixie]

I'm not drinking because I don't drink at home.
When I post drunk it's because I was somewhere else drinking.
I'm only a social alcoholic.

[Guitar Woman]

I should be drinking

I had a panic attack today, that was fun

[kahljorn]

Having panic attacks on st. patties day is for faggots.

usually when i take nail polish off i wipe all of my nails with a cotton ball/polish remover, let it sit a bit, then i might let the cotton ball sit on it for a while before trying to get it off. Then i go back and wipe it off again :( usually makes it easier but it takes forreeeeveeeer.

[Kitsa]

I had half a wonderful, cold Dos Equis before I remembered I was back on heavy MS drugs now (not for MS, for other neuro stuff) and that it wasn't a good idea.

I put the alcohol away and woke up with a hideous headache and my right eye watering :/

[Tadao]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/WildThings.jpg