I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

:nipples

[Tadao]

big ones

[Pub Lover]

Nc0zDfH1jog

I <3 Skin

I also <3 Skin.

[Pub Lover]

But!

[Pub Lover]

I <3 Re.
ahmdmky7ehM

<3

[Kitsa]

Re and my sister in law look so alike that at times I have to do a double-take.

Incidentally, it isn't an insult.

[Pub Lover]

Leave the discussion of your views up to more intelligent people, for your own good.

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

[Pub Lover]

Re and my sister in law look so alike that at times I have to do a double-take.
Is she single? :eek

Wait, is she one of the ones fighting on Facebook? :x

[Kitsa]

No, and no.

[Pub Lover]

Curses and yay. :eek :x

[executioneer]

I guessed it was womti as soon as I saw it. The thing is, you can't tell if it's wompti cause he is homeless. He has an ever changing I.P.

i don't want to bump the orig. thread but you can still tell what part of the country/world it is by the IP, and spaghetti wasn't anywhere near where womti usually posts from and has posted from basically every single time

[Grislygus]

Apparently not so great at syntax. "Slander" is verbal. In print, it's "Libel". :JJJ

This has been explained to him fifty goddamned times

[kahljorn]

i didn't have to take the final in one of my classes because I aced the other exams :O :O

wish he would've told me that though so I could've spent my time studying for my other class

[Pentegarn]

my sister in law

Is she single? :eek

How did this question happen? :confused: :lol

[Esuohlim]

Husband's sister. COME ON PENTEGARN LOOK ALIVE

[Colonel Flagg]

This has been explained to him fifty goddamned times

My apologies. Now, having finally caught up with all 287 chapters of "The Compleat Wit and Wisdom of PRAM" I see where this had been a recurring theme:

PM - Stop slandering me/my band!
Many - It's not slander, it's libel. And you still suck.

Repeat from beginning, ad nauseum.

[Pentegarn]

Husband's sister. COME ON PENTEGARN LOOK ALIVE

I prefer to look dead and sleepy :lol

[captain516]

See? Words spoken by other people bounce off his face like rubber skittles.
:lol I bet you write the best birthday cards

[zeldasbiggestfan]

So this guy won't quit saying King of the Hill quotes and always bitches about his ex girlfriend he broke up with a year ago and he won't stop :(

He's a nice guy, he's just so goddamn stupid. What do?

[Esuohlim]

Sounds to me like that boy ain't right

[MLE]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fwhToi7gk7s/S6BnjLdM_0I/AAAAAAAAAC8/nuQHdNzafxI/S259/hank-hill.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Oh shit, 12 Angry Men is on Youtube.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Sounds to me like that boy ain't right
Man, you have no idea. He broke up with this chick like a year ago and now "MY EX BEST FRIEND IS DATING HER WAAAAH".

It's like dude, c'mon. Move on, shit.

[Chojin]

My apologies. Now, having finally caught up with all 287 chapters of "The Compleat Wit and Wisdom of PRAM" I see where this had been a recurring theme:

PM - Stop slandering me/my band!
Many - It's not slander, it's libel. And you still suck.

Repeat from beginning, ad nauseum.

it's not either one of those things if the slander/libel isn't happening between two businesses. individuals in the US can slander and libel all they fucking want (read the constitution), that's part of why sites like Yelp and the comments on every site that sells products ever aren't dangerously illegal

slander/libel refer to the fraudulent actions of one business to gain an unfair competitive advantage over another. it doesn't apply if:
-it's true
-one or more of the entities involved isn't a business
-the businesses aren't competing
-pram maven is involved

[Pram Maven]

It's not either one that riled me up, Chojin. It was the personal invasion.

Now I can handle anything anyone says about Pram Maven. Hell, I'll take pot shots at him.
Pram Maven f*cks bowler hats. He likes handjobs from ugly chicks. His favorite song in the whole wide world is Friday, by Rebecca Black.

[Chojin]

how was that a response to anything i said

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It's not either one that riled me up, Chojin. It was the personal invasion.

Now I can handle anything anyone says about Pram Maven. Hell, I'll take pot shots at him.
Pram Maven f*cks bowler hats. He likes handjobs from ugly chicks. His favorite song in the whole wide world is Friday, by Rebecca Black.
I groaned when I clicked "I-Mockery Forum" and saw that you posted. Please fuck off.

[Esuohlim]

I groaned when I clicked "I-Mockery Forum" and saw that you posted. Please fuck off.

Yeah, uh, I don't know who you think you are all of a sudden but stuff like that shouldn't be posted by you anymore

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah, uh, I don't know who you think you are all of a sudden but stuff like that shouldn't be posted by you anymore
I THINK I'M A BIG MAN.

Yeah, I'll stop. Dunno where I was headed there.

Heard you graduated! Good jorb!

[Chojin]

Yeah, uh, I don't know who you think you are all of a sudden but stuff like that shouldn't be posted by you anymore

anymore?

[Esuohlim]

Are you implying that his first offense should not be overlooked as a mistake, and action must be taken in the form of posting his home address and pictures of his house?

zeldasbiggestfan, you could have flown under the radar but now you had to go and fuck it all up for yourself

[Pram Maven]

how was that a response to anything i said

I don't know. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

ZELDASBIGGESTFAN!!

[kahljorn]

Now I can handle anything anyone says about Pram Maven. Hell, I'll take pot shots at him.

Doesn't sound like anything new from you ;/

[Pub Lover]

Also, I just think you have crippling social and mental problems and you want someone to tell you you're right.
:dylansnipples

[Fathom Zero]

only4u

[Pub Lover]

But I do take back that you would be swayed by anti american propaganda, (or 'propoganda' as you just called it, which you may be thinking is some African country bordering Uganda, I am not sure with you honestly) because you are already the most anti american person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. Must be the communist beliefs. We won the cold war son, get over it.
This is where I would use the word parochial. Mister Zed is very light in his dislike of the US and I wouldn't even say he is anti it. I believe you underestimate how much the world dislikes your nation. If he is the most anti-American person you have encountered then that makes you seem sheltered. :picklehat

But then what do you care about the rest of the world, eh? :lol

But let's look at it one other way, I pointed out Winston Churchill thinks like me in this. So if I have problems then so does he because I took the exact same stance on Bin Laden as he did on Hitler.
Outside of the whole winning the war thing; Chruchill was a pretty shitty Prime Minister though. :eek

[Zhukov]

Churchill was responsible for the slaughter of many Australians and New Zealanders at Gallipoli. FACTS.

[executioneer]

also, in no way is osama bin laden anywhere near being in hitler's league. just under 3,000 < over 6,000,000 by just a teensy bit

[Kitsa]

I wonder how many times Osama watched the tapes of September 11th. I bet it was like someone who mentally couldn't get past high school and kept their prom pictures displayed in the living room.

[Tadao]

i don't want to bump the orig. thread but you can still tell what part of the country/world it is by the IP, and spaghetti wasn't anywhere near where womti usually posts from and has posted from basically every single time

Oh yeah. Don't know why I forgot that. Maybe because I wanted it to be him.

[Zhukov]

I wonder how many times Osama watched the tapes of September 11th. I bet it was like someone who mentally couldn't get past high school and kept their prom pictures displayed in the living room.

I always wondered if some of the footage that we all saw on all the news channels again and again was filmed by Osama's special film crew that he put in place to get the best angles. Sounds weird but you don't want your best attack EVA to be missed, and you cant rely on these western pig dogs.

[kahljorn]

Didn't have to take my final today either cause i got an A :/

yay. I guess all that worrying was for nothing. I just have to polish off a paper on the symposium and I'll get both of my A's

[Pub Lover]

You're too smart by half. :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Remember when we all used to be friends?

[Pub Lover]

Damn Zhukov i didn't know you hated me and everyone else on this message board :(

He doesn't hate me. :)

He's going to come round for tea. :eek

[Pub Lover]

*COUGH* (http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/05/12/mccain_torture_washington_post)

[Pub Lover]

YfY1lfFu8j8

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Are you implying that his first offense should not be overlooked as a mistake, and action must be taken in the form of posting his home address and pictures of his house?

zeldasbiggestfan, you could have flown under the radar but now you had to go and fuck it all up for yourself
I'm really lost as to why you're on your period right now but you can calm it down, sonny.

[executioneer]

speaking of periods, learn to use an apostrophe :lol

[Guitar Woman]

ZBF, are you still fat?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I never lost any weight, I just got taller and now look thinner. I was a chunker :)

[Pub Lover]

DYLAN'S NIPPLES! >:

[Pub Lover]

YfY1lfFu8j8

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[Pub Lover]

I never lost any weight, I just got taller and now look thinner. I was a chunker :)

If you keep posting here I'm going to go look for that picture of you that Kitsa made. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Post it anyway.

I could occupy myself for hours just admiring the boy's hideousness.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

The one with the swastika and shit? I remember that haha

[Kitsa]

I would never photoshop anything with a swastika :themoreyouknow

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Someone photo shopped my face into a toilet while they were peeing in it (I think Chojin), and someone made my forehead have a swastika on it or some shit, but I dunno who that was.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

4 u pub

[Pub Lover]

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/14/b0018074e5a54244ba5ba81342a2dd2e/l.jpg NSFW

Looking at that I don't think Kitsa made it. Huh. It wasn't me. :confused

[Pub Lover]

4 u pub
That is getting a lot of reposts. Nice work, Cutie. :love

[Guitar Woman]

Gnomes stole my belt.

[MLE]

Chojin peeing on your face wasn't photoshopped.

[Kitsa]

I did it. I know because I was lazy and just used the blur tool instead of actually trying to blend him in.

I wouldn't have done anything with swastikas, though.

[MLE]

You did the photoshop, but chojin printed out a color picture of his face and peed on it. He was commenting later that day on it's harder than it seems to pee and take a picture of it at the same time.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That's quite harsh, but I'm glad he had some trouble with it at least.

[Chojin]

i feel it was worth the effort

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

2nd offense

[Fathom Zero]

That is getting a lot of reposts. Nice work, Cutie. :love

Enjoy it. I'm probably 6,000x more likely to get cancer after spilling so much developer and fixer on myself.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

..


Made me think of Cjd__U9RhkI

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

4 u pub

Obsession for MEn

[Tadao]

:dylannipslip

[Pub Lover]

Word vomit. :puke

So let me summarize here.

Zuhkov decides to once again take a stance where he can take pot shots at America by attacking the use of the word 'justice'.
Does America deserve pot shots to be taken against it? Is the US acting as the US should?
I poiint our why this stance is flawed in several ways including

- The Laws of the Constitution apply to US citizens
Do the ethics of it though? :eek How about US compliance with international law? :eek
- Giving him even a remote chance to get off, however unlikely is out of the question because the justice system in prone to make mistakes
You think the case against Bin Laden was weak enough that he would've got off? Technicalities happen and are caused by mistakes. Perhaps you believe mistakes happened? However as WhiteRat so unironically stated "I really shouldn't have to explain more, like I said, it's fucking BIN LADEN." An exception can be made? Head on a stick and carried around the town?
- treating this as a crime is ridiculous because it was an act of war against the US
What is the line between war and crime? What about war crimes? Like... Torture?
- some of history's greatest leaders would have agreed with how this was handled
Yes. Have you heard of Godwin's Law? You mentioned the Nazis. You lost. :p As for Churchill being great; his planning can easily be shown to be flawed. More ANZACs died at Gallipoli than the War victims in the twin towers. Where is your commiseration for those dead? You unfeeling monster. :eek
- bin Laden would have treated this as a stage in which to spout more anti US propaganda
Yes. Just like Saddam used his trial. No one thinks he is still alive. As for galvanising the world against the US. It does that itself by repeatedly disrespecting the sovereignty of other countries and having little regard for international law. As well as reneging on their own morals when it suits.

Rather than properly parry any of these points, you instead say things like 'fuck off', 'you have problems', and 'you utter utter fool'.
Like I mentioned in this thread already, I struggle to avoid words like myopic, provincial, remedial and ludicrous. I find it difficult to avoid exasperation. I do not understand your view point of view. It isn't what I was taught to be right. It isn't what I have experienced to be right in the world. Your assumption that you are right to disregard principles because Bin Laden is a foreigner or that his crime is enough for him to not be afforded human rights perplexes me. The US has acted against what it claims it stands for. The world isn't black and white and easy, agreed. However the US could stop claiming to be the good guys when they plainly do not act like what they say the good guys should act like. Bin Laden was a criminal. What he did was wrong. His victims did not deserve to die like that. The families of his victims deserve the closure of knowing for certain he has paid for his crime. We have all heard Bin Laden's hate-filled nonsense before. His spouting it at a trial will sway only those fools that will just as easily be swayed by his death.

Justice and revenge can be tangled ideas. Concepts of strength and weakness is a seemingly bottomless pit of debate. Striking out at an attacker is easy, showing them compassion is hard. Love your enemies as you love yourself. Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. Might makes right. Desire is reason enough. The unexamined life is not worth living. Such childish ideas each.

In the end I am okay that Osama Bin Laden is dead. It could have been done better though.

I am sad that I doubt my attempt at Socratic questioning will have you reconsider anything. :( But then my mind is perhaps as closed as I am certainly not swayed by your arguments. The fun of worrying about my own bigotry will be my companion today.

You have acted like a petulant child and a bitch throughout this entire thread and I got more than a little tired of it pages ago. You want to be treated like a man, fucking act like one you little bitch
:lol :love

[Pub Lover]

I am my own worst antagonist. :karkat

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Pakistan bombings: Taliban admits Shabqadar attacks (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13385597)
The Pakistani Taliban said they carried out the attack to avenge the death of Osama Bin Laden earlier this month.
It was paramilitary force academy. I can see why the local Taliban would want to target that. Why is it to avenge Bin Laden? Soooooo dumb. Lives wasted because of idiots. >:

[Pub Lover]

Whoops. Forgot the spoiler tags. :dunce

[Kitsa]

I wonder who the next badguy will be. Castro's on his last legs; Kim Jong Il and Qaddafi are almost regarded as cartoon characters.

[Kitsa]

I want him to be from an unexpected place. Like, Lichtenstein.

[Colonel Flagg]

I want him to be from an unexpected place. Like, Lichtenstein.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Hans-Adam_II_von_und_zu_Liechtenstein.jpg/118px-Hans-Adam_II_von_und_zu_Liechtenstein.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I can only say there are many people who would love to move to Liechtenstein, but unfortunately we are much too small to take them all.


and

For a little bit less than a hundred years we have lived now in a republican age, which is not very long if you look at human history, and I think sooner or later monarchies will come back.

Not very much to go on to label him "the next Great Satan", but I think we can work with this.

[Pub Lover]

You can take an online test that gauges your Asperger's Quotient (AQ) (yes, I'm serious, the link is here (http://www.aspergerinfo.org/wiredaqtest.htm)) :shocked

Took the test with some trepidation. Very pleased to get quite a low score. Woohoo. :|

[Zhukov]

I wonder who the next badguy will be. Castro's on his last legs; Kim Jong Il and Qaddafi are almost regarded as cartoon characters.

The next enemy will be unorthodoxy

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not taking that test on the grounds that they were too lazy to code an automatic scoring system.

[Pub Lover]

I baulked at that too so I Googled one that scored it automatically. [Here (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.html)] :lazy

[Guitar Woman]

I am fascinated by dates.
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/dates-winter-market-lg-32617684.jpg

[Kitsa]

Also scored low. Antisocial yes; asspie, no.

[Colonel Flagg]

Also scored low. Antisocial yes; asspie, no.

:lol

[WhiteRat]

I wonder who the next badguy will be. Castro's on his last legs; Kim Jong Il and Qaddafi are almost regarded as cartoon characters.

Before you know it models will be walking the catwalks in France with Q(G)addafi inspired silk robes, flowing gowns, and pillbox hats.

[Kitsa]

I always thought Richard Branson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Branson) sort of looked like a Bond villain.

[kahljorn]

how come you guys locked the bin laden thread? :lol

something kind of weird happened too.. the page kept popping up even though i wasn't clicking it i dunno

[WhiteRat]

The thread was just heating up, too.

[Guitar Woman]

There's nothing really wrong with being an aspie as long as you don't use it as an excuse for being a massive fuckup

Leave it to the internet to go and stigmatize a brain disorder.

[Kitsa]

I don't think everyone diagnosed with Asperger's has it, and I think this is causing many people to believe that Asperger's is a disease of insufferable assholes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like its in the same boat as fybromyalgia. Even spellcheck knows its not a real word.
:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

For what it's worth, here's my take on Asperger's Syndrome. Only click if you're interested in finding out what it is. :(

As I understand it, not being a licensed MD or Psychologist, Asperger's Syndrome is a form of Autism, specifically an Autistic Spectrum Disorder, consisting of mainly high-functioning individuals with maddeningly awkward social pragmatic problems. These problems are wide ranging and difficult to characterize under a single umbrella, and as such these individuals were historically misdiagnosed as being either Autistic (which is partly right) or mentally deficient (which is not).

The difference between individuals with this disorder and individuals who THINK they have this disorder is that the first kind have no control (or have to learn to control) their behavior, and the second kind are too lazy to control their behavior and are either looking for an excuse to not change, or are looking for sympathy. THe key is that Asperger's is not something you THINK you MIGHT have, it can be diagnosed only by an accredited trained specialist, and not by an internet questionnaire.

[Kitsa]

There's probably real fibromyalgia out there somewhere, but same story. I think a lot of people don't understand or are not willing to accept the amount of chronic and sometimes unexplained pain life can dole out. Also that a lot of the time there's not shit you can do about it.

[Zhukov]

I agree with you Colonel.



I only got 9 :\

[Esuohlim]

I scored uncomfortably high on that test :(

I sure as shit don't consider myself even SLIGHTLY autistic, though, just introverted. I have no problems in social situations unless the girl I'm talking to is too fucking pretty to be talking to me in the first place

[elx]

I like you milhouse :)

[kahljorn]

the only kid i knew that had aspergers just sounded like a fat asshole with a weepy drama queen for a mother

[Chojin]

There's nothing really wrong with being an aspie as long as you don't use it as an excuse for being a massive fuckup

Leave it to the internet to go and stigmatize a brain disorder.

to be fair, i hate all retarded people, not just the slightly retarded ones

retards should be euthanized imo

lol spellcheck doesn't think "euthanized" is a word and suggested "vulcanized." that works too.

[Zhukov]

It's euthanised.

[Chojin]

it said that one was wrong too, i tried that

[Pub Lover]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

[Zhukov]

it said that one was wrong too, i tried that

I was just being a dick

[executioneer]

Psychologist Simon Baron-Cohen


http://www.neweurasia.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/borat-high-five.jpg
any relation?

[Fathom Zero]

You can't even resize that, Pub?

[Pub Lover]

That would require saving it to my harddrive. When have I ever done that? :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was going to take the Mensa test a few years ago(at the library). I scored really high on the practice test. Then I never took out of fear that it might prove that I'm not a genius.

I feel like people who think they have A.S. never take the test for the same reason.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I got a 7. I guess I like people.

[Pub Lover]

I hardly doubt contacting people is a federal crime. I guess we'll find out!

Hardly doubt. :yum

[Pub Lover]

Do you highly think about your hardly doubt? :wank

[Kitsa]

You know someone who turned down Mensa to piss off her parents. :themoreyouknow

And that's all I have to say about that.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd have been in Mensa if I cared enough to be in the club, (free test day at the public library!) My mum was, but she doesn't care, either, and there've been more pressing things to spend money on.

[Kitsa]

The club part is always a dealbreaker for me.

THIS GROUP ACTIVITY IS PRETENTIOUS

[Fathom Zero]

Something tells me we'd score high on the Aspie test.

[Kitsa]

When faced with numerous choices, I always go the "people can choke on dicks and die" route.

[Fathom Zero]

I just blocked the last seven people I knew from highschool on Facebook. I was a social pariah for this particular group, anyway.

I feel like a happy dance is in order.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/511028583_b34f93ea43_o.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahahahahha, Cucucucucocooooo

[Chojin]

pram maven has broken every rule of the internet

iT8C7fxdnwA

[Pub Lover]

I can't do nature - I don't have the eye for it. :\ I just end up taking blurry pictures of animals.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

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[HickMan]

stop hammer time lol

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

IMF head Strauss-Kahn charged over New York 'sex crime. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13402845)
The head of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has been charged by New York police over an alleged sex attack on a hotel maid.
Police say he faces three charges, including attempted rape. His lawyer told Reuters he would plead not guilty.
The IMF has been criticizing NZ recently because our economy has taken a large hit following the repeated earthquakes. This means we don't have to listen to them now, right? #wikileaks

[Pub Lover]

When it comes to governments legally recognizing cruel and unusual punishments I'm only against it because people would definitely misuse that right (this is why I'm against executions in our country). When someone really is guilty though then yeah I don't have a problem with it. This guy deserves to be blinded, not blinding him would be barbaric.
Barbaric? I'm going to have to look up that word because I am pretty sure you're not making sense by using it there. :eek
Justice is not about deterrence and it's not about fulfilling sadistic fantasies either, it's about fairness. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a hand for a hand, a foot for a foot.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world perfect? I think I'm still with Gandhi on this one. :x
Blinding this man is right and correct and to do otherwise would be evil.
That guy is a very lousy guy and his actions make me quite angry. Blinding him doesn't fix what he did. He needs to be very heavily punished though. Also, maybe Iran should make acid harder to get? Who needs all this acid anyway? Do they have a right to bear acid? :eek

[Pub Lover]

#spoilertags #dumbopinions #whyamievenpostingthem #godihatemyselfsomuch #suchanidiot #editbutton

[King Hadas]

Barbaric? I'm going to have to look up that word because I am pretty sure you're not making sense by using it there. :eek
I thought it sounded good. Though if you're gonna get snippy I suppose technically it doesn't make sense.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world perfect? I think I'm still with Gandhi on this one. :x
I think it works out pretty well in this case.

That guy is a very lousy guy and his actions make me quite angry. Blinding him doesn't fix what he did. He needs to be very heavily punished though. Also, maybe Iran should make acid harder to get? Who needs all this acid anyway? Do they have a right to bear acid? :eek
But blinding him does make everybody feel better, that's about all you can hope for really.

[Pub Lover]

But blinding him does make everybody feel better, that's about all you can hope for really.

It does. :(

[Pub Lover]

I still don't understand how throwing acid on someone becomes a thing that happens more than once, Iran. :(

[executioneer]

they should pour the acid on his wein*r

[Kitsa]

I just blocked the last seven people I knew from highschool on Facebook. I was a social pariah for this particular group, anyway.

I feel like a happy dance is in order.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/511028583_b34f93ea43_o.gif


I was adding them at first, I don't know why. Then I came to my senses (after a series of their bullshit status updates I didn't care about) and deleted them again.

I actually had one person stalking another person on my friends list, and I couldn't post anything to the stalked one because it made her profile accessible to the stalker, or something like that, idk.

[MLE]

There's probably real fibromyalgia out there somewhere, but same story. I think a lot of people don't understand or are not willing to accept the amount of chronic and sometimes unexplained pain life can dole out. Also that a lot of the time there's not shit you can do about it.

Real fibro happens either genetically, which is the kind you have for life (and usually as a child, too, though age does magnify it), OR it's triggered by a extremely difficult and stressful emotional situation.

It's kind of like when you wind a pocketwatch too much and it springs out -you can put everything back in its place, but it won't work the same way again.
--------------

I have genetic fibromyalgia, and it's another disorder that people like to claim they have. It is indescribably bad to do this, as fibro is a diagnosis made by exclusion. You have to get tested for lupus, lyme, ms, and vitamin d deficiency. They don't mean you don't have fibro, but it means that there's something else causing at least part of it. They'd treat you for that first before making a dx of fibro. I went through quite a bit before they ruled that I had it.

People that just claim to have it and haven't been diagnosed irritate the everliving fuck out of me.

[Kitsa]

Well, that's sort of where I was pointed with it...the people who just claim to have it, or worse, don't have it and lock onto it as a surefire way to get disability income because the diagnosis can be muddy.

[MLE]

Fuck them. I'm not on disability for it, and I have fairly advanced fibro, with a couple chemical imbalances concerning norepinephrine. They can lead their shitty lives and work just like I do. I'm not even on any pain medication for the fibro because it would interfere with my other meds.

They need to be cut into pieces while they're alive, thrown into a fire pit, and burned.

[captain516]

Noun
Place
Noun
Noun
Plural Noun

[Kitsa]

But a noun...

never mind.

[MLE]

Wrestler
Chick-Fil-A
Betta Fish
Dirty Carpet
Cunts

[captain516]

This Wrestler is your Wrestler, this Wrestler is my Wrestler
From Chik-Fil-A, to the New York Betta Fish
From the Dirty Carpet forest, to the gulf stream Cunts
This Wrestler was made for you and me

wow that sucked

[LordSappington]

Oh yeah; I'm going to be getting a series of steroid injections straight in my ear drum. :chatter

[Chojin]

This Wrestler was made for you and me

john cena?

[Kitsa]

Etsy alchemy request for painting of John Cena buggering Tosh (http://www.regretsy.com/2011/01/10/wtf-alchemy-request-70/)

I believe a later post shows a photo of the painting.

[Kitsa]

Bottom of this post (http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/18/thank-god-its-fraud-day/) and NSFW.

[Guitar Woman]

That's fantastic. And I learned a new word!

Today's gonna be a good one, I've got a feeling.

[HickMan]

Guys I've been coming to i-mockery for a long time now...and I think it's about time we do an emoticon overhaul. I mean, come on!

[Fathom Zero]

:oneofthosedays

[HickMan]

It sure has

[kahljorn]

Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O

[The Leader]

:pagebrak
Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O

jccONkeGkZw

[Fathom Zero]

Bon vacance.

[Kitsa]

Il est dangereux d’avoir raison dans des choses où des hommes accrédités ont tort.

That's Voltaire. It's dangerous to be right on matters in which the authorities are wrong.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O

Félicitations à l'occasion de finition college. Il a été cool réunion vous qu'une seule fois.

[Colonel Flagg]

Mangez la fenêtre.

[kahljorn]

yea we ended up putting Felicitations! lol im guessing that means congratulations on finishing college, 10k?

thanks guys :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Mangez la fenêtre.

Ingest the window?

[Fathom Zero]

lololololololol

elle a chaud au cul

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Kahl, unclog your pms. It is full.

[Fathom Zero]

sexytimes

[Kitsa]

Bonne Chance is always a safe bet.

[kahljorn]

UNCLOGGED

[HickMan]

Hey guys I'll be gone for a little while again it's been fun while it lasted~

HICKMAN, OUT :picklehat

[Tadao]

Keep on rockin' in a free world!

[Zhukov]

Tadao: if you don't have the intelligence to understand news/poli threads, or the wit to make fun of them properly, maybe you should let it go, rather than just lock threads and edit me to call myself a fag.

Now reply with:

"You're a fag."

To show how aloof and in control you are.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sensing some retarded hostility here.

[Zhukov]

Now reply with:

"You're a fag."

To show how aloof and in control you are.


*Your

[Tadao]

It's funny because you're upset.

[Zhukov]

That when I am trying to entertain myself in a thread you lock it? Yeah. Don't pretend you don't care either, since you started a thread in news/poli with the intent to dis me, and that obviously stems from that last time I called you unfunny and unintelligent :lol

[Tadao]

Yeah, you totally nailed me there.

[Zhukov]

And it's funny that you ran out of steam - have you tried editing my post?

[Tadao]

Nah, I just don't find arguing with you Coolinator style forever to be worth it.

[Zhukov]

Then maybe try shutting the fuck up and staying out of the politics forum, rather than starting threads aimed at me, locking threads for no good reason, and editing my posts.

[Chojin]

he's got you there

[Tadao]

Good point. I'll go change my ways right now.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[HickMan]

You want to know about current situations and politics? Let me tell you something, mister(s)! I'm trying to fly out of this Hell Hole known as Bagram Airfield to get to a place with some people to do important Army stuff. But guess what? My flight got canceled. Again. Military pilots are the biggest pussies of them all. Just trying to get to one location to another can take weeks. You know what can happen within those weeks??? BAD THINGS. Not cool, US Military, NOT COOL.

P.S. I am incredibly frustrated~

[Esuohlim]

Don't die out there motherfucker or I will kill you

Also your brother posted a picture of himself a few months ago and he looked like Buster Bluth wearing a male stripper military uniform

[HickMan]

So let me give you guys a brief recap of the last few days: My Commander, First Sergeant, and I flew into this place called Bagram Air Field (BAF) to go to a few places, doing a battlefield circulation. My Commander and First Sergeant go to make sure all the soldiers are doing everything right, living well, blah blah blah. While my job is to make sure that logistically, they're good. I go to see if they have any requests for me, such as supplies.

Anyway, we flew into here Friday. It is now Tuesday and our flight has gotten canceled for the fourth time now. It is imperative that I get to these guys. When I say 'in the back-woods', that's an understatement. Most places I've been I've had to sleep on the ground and shit in a hole (thankfully not close to where I sleep). Needless to say, these guys need me. I need to get to these places and the most frustrating thing possible can happen. I'm stuck in this shit-hole for who-knows-how-long. You guys want to see bullshit firsthand? Come visit Afghanistan and see how ass-backwards everything is. The mission isn't focused on winning this shit...If it was, I'd be with my men helping them complete missions that matter. Instead, we have overstuffed, undereducated, idiots in uniform trying to run this country when all they really care about is getting some Sub-Way and a blowjob. Now, I'm as big of a fan of a sub sammich and a beej just like any red-blooded American, but there's a time and a place for everything, and most of these fuckheads here in this country don't deserve the combat pay they're getting.

P.S. I'm frustrated~

[Tadao]

Yeah, my dad is a Korean War vet and my father in law was a Marine. They have the same stories. I get the feeling that the only time we ever acted effectively was during Operation Desert Storm.

[Zhukov]

So let me give you guys a brief recap of the last few days: My Commander, First Sergeant, and I flew into this place called Bagram Air Field (BAF) to go to a few places, doing a battlefield circulation. My Commander and First Sergeant go to make sure all the soldiers are doing everything right, living well, blah blah blah. While my job is to make sure that logistically, they're good. I go to see if they have any requests for me, such as supplies.

Anyway, we flew into here Friday. It is now Tuesday and our flight has gotten canceled for the fourth time now. It is imperative that I get to these guys. When I say 'in the back-woods', that's an understatement. Most places I've been I've had to sleep on the ground and shit in a hole (thankfully not close to where I sleep). Needless to say, these guys need me. I need to get to these places and the most frustrating thing possible can happen. I'm stuck in this shit-hole for who-knows-how-long. You guys want to see bullshit firsthand? Come visit Afghanistan and see how ass-backwards everything is. The mission isn't focused on winning this shit...If it was, I'd be with my men helping them complete missions that matter. Instead, we have overstuffed, undereducated, idiots in uniform trying to run this country when all they really care about is getting some Sub-Way and a blowjob. Now, I'm as big of a fan of a sub sammich and a beej just like any red-blooded American, but there's a time and a place for everything, and most of these fuckheads here in this country don't deserve the combat pay they're getting.

P.S. I'm frustrated~

You should steal a helicopter/tank and make a kids movie about you crossing country to get to your guys that need you. Maybe even fall in love.

[HickMan]

There have been plenty of times the U.S. Military has been efficient. The problem is, the situation we're in with Afghanistan doesn't call for a huge troop surge like Iraq did. Most of these motherfuckers walk around here aimlessly just begging to get fucked up.

I've heard this before, and I wish I can site it...and I guess this belongs in the politics forum but whutevz...that forum is for fags anyway. Anyway, there should be two separate U.S. Military's. One, which is meant as the initial 'destroy all living creatures gung-ho' style. And then a second, which is more of a 'professional, nation developer' type.

Instead, we have a huge, unorganized piece of shit we call a military. You know what happens if my FOB gets overrun? EVERYONE goes to a bunker. Why? What's the point of going to a place to hide so the enemy can throw a grenade or run in with a RPK machine gun? It just doesn't make sense. The unit I'm with is one of the only two units that take up fighting positions if anything like that occurs. THIS SHIT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.


P.S. I'm really frustrated~

[HickMan]

Yeah, Zhukov. I'll fall in love with that little girl in my picture. :(

[Tadao]

Make sure to carry a bucket of acid with you. You know, just in case she turns you down.

[Pentegarn]

We all need practical advice like that now and again

[Kitsa]

I am doubled over with stomach cramps. All I had to eat today was Applebee's.

Pretty sure I'm never eating at Applebees again.

[Fathom Zero]

Or it could be that all you had to eat today was Applebees.

[Kitsa]

idk. The last time I had it this bad, I'm pretty sure someone at (other restaurant) made their iced tea with water from the toilets. It certainly smelled like it.

I had boneless buffalo strips and a house salad, with iced tea. I was fine before the meal and I've been basically curled up in the fetal position ever since.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel bad for you, brah. I've never had something make me sick from a restaurant, or sick enough to note, at any rate.

To be honest, though, I can't really afford to eat out, except to go to this taco cart or this hole in the wall run by an old Greek dude and his family. They's the best.

[Esuohlim]

Applebee's is the shit. Fiesta Lime Chicken is always a good choice, get that next time and then try and tell me you don't feel like a million bucks afterward

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, Kitsa! Go get a working immune system before dissing our favourite restaurant! Folks round here love Applebee's! Don't be hatin'! :eek

[LordSappington]

I just realized I've only been eating one meal a day for a few weeks now. Half of those meals I have eaten are probably Taco Bell.
Fucking love that baja blast.

[Esuohlim]

Fuck you Sappington go to Applebee's instead

[Fathom Zero]

This is now the Applebees Thread.

[Zhukov]

No Applebees around here, but it certainly LOOKS tempting.

Shit I forgot to eat today.

[Kitsa]

I've had actual, Health Department-grade food poisoning twice. This actually is not as bad as those times. I got Salmonella from sour cream at a fast food place in Niagara Falls when I was eight or nine (feeling of a heavy boulder lodged painfully in my stomach, followed by a week of throwing up) and E coli in college, from apparently unwashed green peppers on a pizza (they said this was common). Jokes have been made about how I need to get botulism for the hat trick, but I don't think I need to mess with my nervous system any more than it already has been.

I think everything else has been the unfancy variety of either preservatives that don't agree with me or food that's ever so slightly off.

When dining out, I avoid sour cream and salads (because of the preservatives) and am usually okay.

[Esuohlim]

Mayonnaise from a burger at Dave & Buster's made me sick in the middle of the night once. :(

[Fathom Zero]

MAYO :x

[Pub Lover]

A lobster once made me very sick. It didn't even taste nice. :x

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[LordSappington]

Fuck you Sappington go to Applebee's instead
I'm convinced that Taco Bell puts some sort of addictive additive in their food, because I think I'm addicted to their chicken burritos and said baja blast. Also, if I get the $2 meal deal, a $1 burrito, and some cinnamon curls, it comes out to $4.20 every time :hypno

Also, food poisoning is the butts. I got food poisoning from an Asian restaurant a few months ago. Nothing worse than taking a walk, then suddenly realizing your intestines are intent on emptying themselves right now. Luckily, I didn't have to crap in someone's bushes. :rock

[Kitsa]

I think that the worst one for me was the E coli, because of the mental image of a green pepper caked with liquid cow-shit or some other type of shit-based fertilizer, unwashed and then cut into pieces by some idiot pizza shop employee and served up to me on a pizza :(

That one was one of those where you just have to sit on the toilet holding a trashcan because there's no way you can control both ends at once.

[Dimnos]

I thought I had food poisoning once; I was in the bathroom forever. Then I remembered I had Bell that day for lunch and I maned up.

[Kitsa]

If that wasn't enough, my back went out. I had to take a muscle relaxer. Happy la-la land, here I come.

[Kitsa]

Also, if Hickman wanted out of Bagram so bad, he should have let me know. I have a contact. :eek

[executioneer]

is it that little girl from the picture

[Tadao]

No, she's commander of the S.S. Kitsa Ginger Brigade.

[Zhukov]

Tadao, at least Chojin makes abusing mod powers funny. Making me call myself a fag, again, is (whilst I recognise the COMEDY GOLD and the originality of the concept) slightly tedious now. Getting a rise out of me by editing posts is actually quite easy, but I think it takes a grasp of wit and humour to make it funny. Seriously, leave it to Chojin.

Once again, if you don't want to have anything to do with me, or get into arguments with me, and don't care about me, like you have stated, why do you attempt to be funny and edit my posts?

[Tadao]

Yeah, I'll get right to doing what you want :rolleyes

[Zhukov]

I don't think you are withholding intelligence and humour just on my behalf.

Zhukov wants me to at least be funny when I copy Chojin's methods, I guess I'll annoy him by being tedious and unimaginative!


I know this is all stemming from when I called you unfunny a while ago, so I'm sorry. I don't take it back, and it still is accurate, but I am sorry it upset you.

[Tadao]

I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL GET RIGHT ON IT

geez

[LordSappington]

I think that the worst one for me was the E coli, because of the mental image of a green pepper caked with liquid cow-shit or some other type of shit-based fertilizer, unwashed and then cut into pieces by some idiot pizza shop employee and served up to me on a pizza :(

That one was one of those where you just have to sit on the toilet holding a trashcan because there's no way you can control both ends at once.
The very worst for me was when I ate way too much dried tropical fruit, got food poisoning, and THEN got some sort of flu. It was like acid all inside my guts, and I was terrified that it would shoot out every time I sneezed. :goth

[Fathom Zero]

fathom zero has the worst taste in women/boys whatever those things were

:lol The Pretty/Handsome people thread is prolly my favourite in this place.

[Esuohlim]

I just read through that thread again too. My favorite is the TERRA'S PUSSY sequence of posts

[Fathom Zero]

I just reread that part and rolled again. :D That and I ran a batch to about fifteen or so pictures people posted.

[Pub Lover]

http://i.imgur.com/10QbL.png
You look like the kind of girl I would ask out. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

http://www.sanfernandosun.com/sanfernsun/images/stories/1120/051911_EndOfTheWorldBillboards_004.jpg

Does everyone have their outfit picked out for the festivities this Saturday?

[Zhukov]

I love the gold guarantee stamp they used to make it official. Just like the Nintendo seal of approval, and uh, pretty much everyone the world over now that I google it.

[LordSappington]

I just really hope we don't have any nutcases marching around my neighborhood. Or at work.
And my girlfriend will be in Dallas, so I'll face Rapture alone. :(
Oh who am I kidding; I'd be left here to burn. :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

What I like is the guy in the lower right corner taking a dump. :lol

[Pub Lover]

This is just American Rapture. The UK had ours already. Raptures are pretty passé now. I liked them back before they were cool. #rapturehipster

[Pub Lover]

dRkIWB3HIEs

[Guitar Woman]

George Takei has the best voice ever. He's also cool as hell, I hope them homosexual types are proud of his representation.

[Kitsa]

I'm pretty sure that if I didn't meat a serial killer today (hopefully not mine), I at least met a verifiably creepy-assed insane person. If I turn up dead, you heard it here first.

[Pentegarn]

:pagebrak

This is just American Rapture. The UK had ours already. Raptures are pretty passé now. I liked them back before they were cool. #rapturehipster

That's a good point. Does the rapture respect the international date line? Will people go missing at 12 AM in their time? Or is it all set to GMT?

[Guitar Woman]

My friend Chelsie is seeking a new friend! She’s a very good 28 year old woman who made an error in judgment when she was younger. Now she resides in Coffee Creek Correctional Facility where she will remain for just 13 more months.

Currently Chelsie is enrolled in business classes and an optical program. She is very bright and committed to putting her criminality behind her. In her pursuit of a more quality life she is requesting letters from a caring and non-judgmental person who may also be seeking a friend. Once you get to know her you’ll be inspired by her ambition.

Please e-mail me for information on how to begin corresponding with Chelsie.


lol :(

[Guitar Woman]

I better get blaspheming. The weather's too nice to leave for some shitty stupid boring fucking cloud palace.

[Esuohlim]

IN HEAVEN THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS NICE

ALSO WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also deltron 3030 plays all the time. Just like this page should be.

[Fathom Zero]

where doing it man

where MAKING THIS HAPEN

[MLE]

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/BlAsPhEmY.gif

[WhiteRat]

Heaven just got a little more macho....

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-dies-died-killed-wwe-wrestler-florida/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Colonel Flagg]

:tear

[executioneer]

grandpa's with the big saucercrab in the sky now taddykins :(

[kahljorn]

THATS WHAT YOU GUYS GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE RAPTURE

GOD WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT FINE, IM TAKING SOME OF THE BEST FROM AMONG YOU" AND HE TOOK MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND A THOUSAND BABIES AND ORPHANS

[Pram Maven]

I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Do you even understand basic social concepts?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

-oCXwl7XBiQ

[LordSappington]

I walked into Gamestop, and realized: If Rapture is tomorrow, Duke Nukem will have never been released.

[WhiteRat]

-oCXwl7XBiQ

He's got a new 3030 album coming out soon.

My feet hurt and my back is fucking killing me but nothing beats bartending a wedding for 9 hours and walking out with 320 smackers ca$h money. THEY CALL ME BIG STACKSSS

[Esuohlim]

You look like the kind of girl I would ask out. :(

;) ;)

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg
..

[Pentegarn]

I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever. :(

Wow Pram, even for you that is a new level of suck. Way to keep raising (lowering) the bar buddy

[Pram Maven]

I'm in the process of being deprogrammed. Give me a few, I'll think of something funny that passes i-mockery's muster committee. Have you ever worked at night? Try doing it for nine years. It fucks you up. I used to be quick-witted and could make anyone laugh without any effort. I'M sad to look at the sack of unfunny shit I've settled into. It's embarrassing to have literally no good material. Maybe I'll just lurk for awhile. And be saaaaaad.

[Pub Lover]

..

The post you're quoting is from 2006. A few pages of me arguing with Lenor later & I'm describing a grotesque sex scene involving me, Rongi, Fartin and Guitar Woman raping some poor kid that foolishly posted in this thread. GW seemed way too into it. :x

[Grislygus]

OH NO, I PULL A NIGHT SHIFT AND IT SCREWS ME UP, DESPITE THE FACT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALSO PULL NIGHT SHIFTS AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS

[Pub Lover]

Plenty of the people I know that work night shifts talk about becoming walking zombies after a while. :\
I took a read through a bunch of this. Pram Maven doesn't seem nearly as entertaining as thekapn or OAO or Vince was. :(

Nostalgia. >:

[Shyandquietguy]

Swing shift is worse! You get the feeling that you're supposed to go to bed but you're not tired! AND THAT'S ONLY DURING SUMMER!!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak