I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[HickMan]

you gotta say jk cuz some guys (aka fagats) would.

[liquidstatik]

i feel so shitty today, guys ;<

[Pub Lover]

Suck my dick guys just kiding
I don't get it. :(

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[kahljorn]

how come white rat and danny tatom have the same avatar?

[Pub Lover]

how come white rat and danny tatom have the same avatar?
Now Liquid Statik has my avatar! :eek

[kahljorn]

HES A CHAMELEON :O

[liquidstatik]

how come white rat and danny tatom have the same avatar?
Now Liquid Statik has my avatar! :eek
:eek

[liquidstatik]

HES A CHAMELEON :O

:lol

[kahljorn]

reptiles can't laugh what are you doing eatting bugs or something?

[liquidstatik]

http://www.c2e.info/core/CAS04/ford%20mustang%20cobra%20chameleon%20paint.jpg

[kahljorn]

so you're eatting automobiles or you ARE a reptilia autobot?

wait that's a mustang. or something. it has some kind of running mammal with flowing hair/mane.

[Pub Lover]

Worst mustang ever. :(

[HickMan]

HES A CHAMELEON :O
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/8/4/6/756482_356x237.jpg
THAT'S a chameleon

[kahljorn]

whatever that black face doesn't blend in at all with that white hoodie deal.

chamillitary is funy though :(

[liquidstatik]

whooo im beat :X

im going to little rock tomorrow yay :D

[kahljorn]

man that place is hard to find

[Noodles]

Because its little? (LOL I MADE A JOKE PRAISE MEEEEEE)

[WhiteRat]

whatever that black face doesn't blend in at all with that white hoodie deal.

chamillitary is funy though :(

I used to like Chamillionaire before he was ridin' dirty. Now he's just a played out club track.

[kahljorn]

i dont even know who he was i just thought the word chamillitary was a fresh twist on two unfresh words.

[liquidstatik]

BIIZZZY BONE

[kahljorn]

so why can't I ever see the next page in this thread? I heard someone mention something about "Pictures" and somebody (pub guy) congratulating them for being smart or whatever but :(

nevermind mR. Danny Tatoms gay avatar cloning threw me off as to the proportions of this thread :(

[WhiteRat]

BIIZZZY BONE

Bizzy Bone sounds like he had his balls stomped on by a woman wearing high heels.

[liquidstatik]

so why can't I ever see the next page in this thread? I heard someone mention something about "Pictures" and somebody (pub guy) congratulating them for being smart or whatever but :(

PAGE BREAK :O


nevermind mR. Danny Tatoms gay avatar cloning threw me off as to the proportions of this thread :(

PAGE BREAK :O

[liquidstatik]

BIIZZZY BONE

Bizzy Bone sounds like he had his balls stomped on by a woman wearing high heels.

yeah i guess :x

[kahljorn]

Maybe somebody should break your balls, mr. danny tatom, with your homosexually gay Page hairstyle.

just kidding you're alright mister. ALSO IM NOT A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST LIKE THE WORD GAY, HOMOSEXUALLY.

[executioneer]

there is some glitch that makes it give you a "no posts exist for topic" message in this thread if the next post will make a new page, so usually people use that as a excuse to post a picture

its tradition!

[liquidstatik]

what he said :o

[liquidstatik]

Maybe somebody should break your balls, mr. danny tatom, with your homosexually gay Page hairstyle.


;<

[kahljorn]

Traditions are for farmers. seriously. they use them to grow better crops by dancing under the moon and shitting their nutrients all over the bare fields :(

i dont know honestly i couldn't think of anything else to say.

next time there's a page break I'll try posting a picture but i never have pictures. In the mean time check my grave picture under, "Art shit" forum!

[Pub Lover]

...pub guy...
Ick. :x

[Pub Lover]

i am seriously shocked by how many people thought clerks 2 was great. it was akin to watching kevin smith jerk off for an hour and a half while mewes kneels infront of him with his mouth open

[HickMan]

I'M GETTIN' LAID TONIGHT
http://blacktable.com/images/0601pics/laid/sex.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://forums.ffshrine.org/customavatars/avatar43623_9.gif
Liquid Statik, your avatar is gay. ;(

[liquidstatik]

i kinda like it :o

[MarioRPG]

HEY DANNY HOW ABOUT THAT WEBSITE OF YOURS.

[liquidstatik]

I installed wordpress, and im workin on the layout :O

I decided to say f*ck it to creating my own CMS, i think ill focus on design for a while :x

[Pub Lover]

i kinda like it :o
Furry Breasts? IDK.

[liquidstatik]

its cute :x

[Pub Lover]

http://caughtinthexfire.mu.nu/archives/drew_carey_hairy_chest.jpg

[kahljorn]

I heard a very interesting and romantic story once about a certain boyfriend who, on valentines day, drew a bath of champagne.

they both got infections in their private parts :(

[Fathom Zero]

All 4 da ladyz.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Esuohlim, Christmas is over! It's time for your new year avatar. ;(

[liquidstatik]

I'M GETTIN' LAID TONIGHT
http://blacktable.com/images/0601pics/laid/sex.jpg

that was my plan, but i dont think its gonna happen

=[

[Pub Lover]

Just because you wouldn't drive to Texas. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

well i was TRYIN to get some here
since its a COLLEGE
and they're all legal
:[

[Pub Lover]

http://blacktable.com/images/0601pics/laid/sex.jpg

[Pub Lover]

well i was TRYIN to get some here
since its a COLLEGE
and they're all legal
:[

Always something, isn't there, Liquid? Always something. ;(

[Terra]

Hey it's my birthday tonight. I'm not starting a thread but all fucktards need to take the night off. :)

[Esuohlim]

shut up missy if i wantde to celebrate something completely pointless i'd sing happybirthday to my toilet >:

guys i think i'm drunk :(

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

im pretty drunk too, milhouse]

and i got a blowjob at some highschool party
she was 18, though :x

[HickMan]

I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!

[liquidstatik]

:HIFIVE

[WhiteRat]

I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!

Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.

I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.

Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?

[FartinMowler]

I thought you were being deployed?

[Archduke Tips]

I think I need to turn my life around.

[WhiteRat]

I thought you were being deployed?

That is correct, sir. I don't leave just yet, though.

[Noodles]

Im smashedtoo/

[Esuohlim]

Don't try to fit in >:

[Noodles]

^
| ^
|
_____

How do I know your not?

[xbxDaniel]

I'm always the designated driver. :(

[noob3]

im so drunk i am barfing on my keys to type this

[MarioRPG]

I hope you wash your hands, mister.

[noob3]

just kidding

[Noodles]

http://danieljones.org/photos/odd/wendys.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever

[Grislygus]

Shh, you'll invoke her.

[MarioRPG]

I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.

[Noodles]

HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.

[executioneer]

will wonders never cease

[executioneer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg

[Noodles]

I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???

[executioneer]

shut up, noodles

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink

ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry

[GADZOOKS]

im not

BEAT IT NOODLES

[Pub Lover]

You know what I'd hate to be? A Sheila. I've never met a Sheila who wasn't a complete idiot.

[executioneer]

man its a good thing kahljorn isn't an aussie cause that woudl be an awfully misogynistic thing to say

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. >:

And it only took a little rewording to achieve. :conspiracy


:lol

[sadie]

when i read that sheila thingy at work today, it reminded me of an outback steak. :( i'm not pregnant anymore. :( i can't just go eating steak whenever i want anymore. :( plus, santa is broke. :( damn it. :(

[sadie]

very nice, pub. :)

now i gotta share: i took that pic at strawberry fields, central park, this past summer. the dog belonged to this homeless guy with matted hair who hangs out there all the time. he had a grocery cart full of trash he was separating the (mostly dead) flowers from and waxing philosophically to anyone who'd listen (mostly the dog). and that pidgeon was inching closer and closer to the water dish. the dog was like, whatever. the pidgeon was like, i'm'a get me some 'a dat. (he's a new yawkah.) it was about 105 degrees (pretty miserable at 7 months pregnant!) but what a cool day. :P

[noob3]

i love it!

[Esuohlim]

I'm starting to sell a lot of unwanted shit on Amazon now and especially old gameboy games. How much do you think I could get for Tiny Toons: Wacky Sports!

[Jixby Phillips]

a kiss on the cheek from jixby phillips!

[HickMan]

I would give you a smile, to boot!

[Seven Force]

3.50 and thats the highest ill go

[ArrowX]

Sevenforce I though you were banned?

[GADZOOKS]

Predictions for 1/06: Uncle Sham is Father Spaz's new character.

[MarioRPG]

Will his prediction hold water? Find out next week on "I-Mock, U-Mock"!

[Uncle_Sham]

No sir i am not spaz

[executioneer]

Predictions for 1/06: Uncle Sham is Father Spaz's new character.

more like gorlack the destroyer

[Uncle_Sham]

:tear

[kahljorn]

are all australians named sheila or something?

[Pub Lover]

All Australian women. The men are called Bruce.


NO POOFTERS! :dunce

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/nycpidgeonav.png

very nice, pub. :)

[COOL STORY]
I've been reading the Dinosaur Comics archives, so all my conversations have been such lately.

[Chojin]

you mean conversations on the internet, right

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif

[Pub Lover]

you mean conversations on the internet, right
MORE LIKE THE ONES IN MY HEAD, HAHA, GET IT? HAHA! >:


And no. No one talks to me on the internet any more. :tear

[executioneer]

guys i found videos of the warlock pinchers' last show on youtube :o

[executioneer]

i also found this

http://www.weirdal.com/images/almlrm.jpg

[liquidstatik]

you mean conversations on the internet, right
MORE LIKE THE ONES IN MY HEAD, HAHA, GET IT? HAHA! >:


And no. No one talks to me on the internet any more. :tear

i talk to you all the time shut up

[liquidstatik]

crybaby

[Pub Lover]

i talk to you all the time shut up
Five minutes a week ago isn't all the time. ;(

[liquidstatik]

CRY ME A RIVER

[Pub Lover]

GO TAKE DRUGS WITH YOUR NEGRO BUDDY! :eek

[Archduke Tips]

Hi guys. I like you guys. :)

[liquidstatik]

ty :D

[Sethomas]

Russo you're an alright guy.

[Pub Lover]

What I like to do is say in here that no one chats with me anymore, so I get seven or eight people messaging me and then I'm rude at them until they stop.

ANTI-SOCIAL INTERNETS! >:


:lol

[Pub Lover]

While spellchecking I found:

Mnemonic

A mnemonic that can be used to remember the criteria for antisocial personality disorder is CORRUPT:
C - cannot follow law
O - obligations ignored
R - remorselessness
R - recklessness
U - underhandedness
P - planning deficit
T - temper
:lol

[liquidstatik]

What I like to do is say in here that no one chats with me anymore, so I get seven or eight people messaging me and then I'm rude at them until they stop.

ANTI-SOCIAL INTERNETS! >:


:lol

shut up your lieing

[Dire Flamingo]

I have never talked to Pub Lover.

Hello, Pub. :)

[Pub Lover]

Hello underaged lady.

I am not in anyway being inappropriate.

I will not be persecuted for this event.

[xbxDaniel]

You say that to all the girls.

[Pub Lover]

Ladies like a guy that's aloof due to former convictions.

[Archduke Tips]

Okay, I'll admit it.
MR. DANNY TATOM, I think your avatar is the bee's knees. :)

[Archduke Tips]

愉快的时间菠萝是这里安慰您

[noob3]

katamari dynasty! says:
be nice
katamari dynasty! says:
puscy
oops says:
ur the puscy
katamari dynasty! says:
youre a puscy puddinghead
oops says:
you are frothing pudding puscy
katamari dynasty! says:
lol!

[noob3]

katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.

[kahljorn]

more like flesh-eatting sheilas!

who says you don't learn from the internet

[MarioRPG]

katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.
I saw that movie!

[Grislygus]

katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.
I saw that movie!

Well hell's bells, I did, too. Last night, as a matter of fact. Any movie with a description like that immediately has my full attention.

[noob3]

my girlfriend was telling me about, i dont have satellite at my house :o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy??? You should know, Italian.

[Sethomas]

I've eaten pizza in Italy. :posh

[Terra]

I ate rice in Malaysia.

[kahljorn]

I thought pizza in italy was left over food baked into a puffy bread that extremely poor people ate.

[liquidstatik]

o rly?

[Sethomas]

Maybe that's how it evolved, but considering Queen Margherita had her favorite style of pizza named after her I doubt it carried that stigma for very long.

The biggest difference is that they insist on real wood fires in brick ovens, which makes it taste gooooood.

[MarioRPG]

katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.
I saw that movie!

Well hell's bells, I did, too. Last night, as a matter of fact. Any movie with a description like that immediately has my full attention.

I saw it a while ago, last summer maybe.

(yay for quotes)

[kahljorn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza

Many of the italian restaurants around here make italian pizza the way you described. I like the calzones better, though. Calzones are fucking delicous, and if you ask them to they'll cover it with marinara sauce :O :O :O

[Grislygus]

Italian calzones and Chicago pizza pies.

[kahljorn]

I just ate a freschetta :D
delicioso!

[Esuohlim]

This page is like Juttin heaven.

[executioneer]

someone talk about an alive dad quick

[kahljorn]

My dad is alive and today I found out that he looks strikingly similar to the mexican mascot guy on bottles of tapatio hot sauce.

[Uncle_Sham]

This page is like Juttin heaven.

:lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

[Uncle_Sham]

s it because you think im that fat lard?

[Yggdrasill]

Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

why oh why esteemed veteran?

[Terra]

i didn't know idaho had an e at the end of it


carry on

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

why oh why esteemed veteran? :(

[Yggdrasill]

Hey zelda have you played the new zelda?

[Yggdrasill]

i didn't know idaho had an e at the end of it


carry on

fixed it

[Yggdrasill]

SO EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I WANNA CHAT OK ;)

[liquidstatik]

im heeeeeeere, but i dont think you are ;<

[lunlun]

i wonder if ANYBODY of you is able to cook a REAL meal.

not that instant shit



;)

[Terra]

we can cook a real meal

it's doubtful we would eat it

[executioneer]

i'm not 100% sure what that has to do with anything, lunlun, but i'm pretty sure a few people can back up the fact that i am a pretty good cook >:

i've made apple tarts from scratch before if that is not sufficient you can kiss my b*tt

[lunlun]

so please invite me for dinner ;)

[Grislygus]

I will have you know that I can grill a damned fine salmon.

[kahljorn]

I cook real meals all the time. Like just the other night I made REAL hashbrowns made out of actual potatoes! Probably the best "Real" meal I make is thai chicken curry.
Usually when I cook I care more about making fresh vegetables than anything, though, and I consider that more "Real".

Coming from a person with a can of saurkraut as their avatar I find this a bit strange :O

[Esuohlim]

Obviously lunlun's post was a setup to talk about how great Germany is. What the hell is "instant shit" exactly?

Is your question about not being able to cook in reference to some sort of ridiculous American stereotype or something?

[MarioRPG]

Lunlun! omgomgomg

Ready for Germany rants?

[Grislygus]

I need to look up this person's posts, They're quite amusing, I gather?

[Esuohlim]

Let's just say that her sudden return after all the food talk that's been happening in this thread is definitely not a coincidence.

[sadie]

sorry to break up the riveting conversation, but have you ever had one of those days where you could not do enough fast enough all day long and your eyes were glazed over and you couldn't even think straight? and then you had to go get the kids? yah.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That sucks sadie! :O

I can make steak with green beans and a baked potato! Does that count?

[lunlun]

hmmmm ;)
sry that wasnt nice

i sometimes forget that americans are not what tv shows me ;)

the whole fastfood thing comes from the us
friends told me that you eat potatoes with marshmellows.. baaah ;)


im sorry for beeing unkind

im sure you can cook some good things

;)

[lunlun]

ah esuohlim..

im sorry that i always talk about germany ;) but france and italien food is good too.

and turkish and agyptian food hmm ..

in fact most of the young germans are not able to cook.
REALLY not.. not even eggs or sth like that ..

:)

[executioneer]

the "potatoes with marshmallows" is something that is rarely eaten outside of the holidays, and is considered a dessert

plus they're "sweet potatoes", which are sort of not a potato in the same way a peanut is not a real nut

[sadie]

cooking sucks, especially the cleaning up part.

[HickMan]

I don't read posts anymore guys. so whats up?

[Terra]

nuthing

[liquidstatik]

hey hickmaaaan

my grandma makes lots of sweeet potatoes, i like 'em :O

[executioneer]

guys that eddie fellow is really ruining my general zod forum experience!

[RaNkeri]

cooking sucks, especially the cleaning up part.

So goddamn true! I usually end up using the same bowl to measure all the ingredients, which sometimes leads into surprising flavours

[Grislygus]

If you clean up while you're cooking...

Ah, who the hell am I kidding. I don't either.

[Grislygus]

Also, here's a picture of said grilled salmon (http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo001.jpg). Things taste much, much better when you catch, clean, and club them to death three hours before eating. Not necessarily in that order.

[MetalMilitia]

I got a new car, its a SKODA Felicia 1.9L diesel. Not the most exciting thing in the world but it's just about all I can afford and it's pleasent enough to drive.

[kahljorn]

I have a dishwasher now so I don't mind cleaning after cooking anymore :D
before I'd have like six dirty dishes from one fromscratch meal and that's a pain to clean by hand :(

[Uncle_Sham]

A smart idea is to buy like 100 pack of styrophome cups and plates and forks, ect. And just throw everything out after. I know it makes the world a more polluted place but who really give a fuck about the earth.

[MarioRPG]

It's an effiencient way to waste 8 bux I guess.

[noob3]

earth #1

if we destroy the earth, where will the hot chicks come from? man, seriously not mars and this is the truth

[kahljorn]

yea styrofoam cookingware is awesome

[noob3]

fuck you earth hating sluts i hope you burn in the fiery wake of the apocalyptic earth when i am chilling on the moonbase with the scientist who tried to save earth but to no avail thx to you fat fucks and your "im too lazy to wash dishes" attitudes

[Pub Lover]

zod is not only the president he is a client

will someone shut this lard up by banning him pleez?
Irony.


Whatever happened to people saying 'STFU', does anyone still do that?

[kahljorn]

only in chatrooms not on prestigous message boards such as i-mockery that'd be much too pedestrian.

[Pub Lover]

We used to do it all the time. I'm not going to look, but I'm pretty sure there are pages in this thread where everyone is shouting it over and over.


If there isn't such a page, let us make one. :eek

[kahljorn]

STFU WID UR GAY IDEAS

ps there probably is but that's a JOKE i was talking about people who do it for serious :O :O :O

[executioneer]

i will tell people "stuff you" when i mean stfu :x

[kahljorn]

STFU! THATS VERY CREATIVE! IM JEALEOUSE!

[Uncle_Sham]

stfu ur poopy

[noob3]

can we ban this guy yet he getting out of control

[Uncle_Sham]

getting out of control?

[noob3]

frankly you're an eyesore

[Uncle_Sham]

well ur a smelly cunt.

[Pub Lover]

I sure hope you're amusing yourself.

[Uncle_Sham]

i am , immensely

[Pub Lover]

How very inconsiderate of you.

[Uncle_Sham]

thank you

[Uncle_Sham]

thank you

[Uncle_Sham]

thank you

[Pub Lover]

When is that ever a compliment?

[Esuohlim]

i will tell people "stuff you" when i mean stfu :x

Every time I think of "stuff you" I think of DougGoneMad even though I don't think he ever said it :(

[executioneer]

u.sham you're gonna get a fancy new av in a little while if youd on't get one that conforms

[Uncle_Sham]

conforms?

[sadie]

abide or be fried.

[Uncle_Sham]

i am abiding am i not?

[sadie]

Avatars
Must be within 150x130 pixels and no larger than 50 KB.

Signatures
Must be within 400x100 pixels (or 4 lines of text) and no larger than 50 KB.

[kahljorn]

I'm sorry guys I never should've thrown in all those extra lines for dramatic timing :(

[Pub Lover]

OH NOES! SADIE, YOU'RE TWENTY-FOUR PIXELS OVER THE LIMIT! :eek

[executioneer]

i'm an avatar bully ;_;

[Pub Lover]

Uncle_Sham, if you pretended to be a woman I'd pretend to like you.

Is that something you'd do for me? ;(

[Uncle_Sham]

If it makes strangers think im cool ill do it. But ur not a stranger so NEVAHHH!!

[Pub Lover]

Well shucks. ;(

I thought I was nearly as strange as they come. :eek

[Uncle_Sham]

not even close.

[Pub Lover]

Flattery will get you everywhere. :orgasm

[Uncle_Sham]

just so were clear are you a guy or a gurl?

[kahljorn]

STFU!

[Uncle_Sham]

>:

[kahljorn]

STDUSUAPSIOAPDOJKEOPFJSDOP!

[Uncle_Sham]

i think u got into the sugar.

[kahljorn]

I think you got into the cock.

or maybe the cock got into YOU

[Uncle_Sham]

>:

[lunlun]

>:

:)

[Pub Lover]

just so were clear are you a guy or a gurl?
I am a woman. >:

[lunlun]

:)

>:

[lunlun]

http://www.fuckforforest.com/


SAVE THE RAINFOREST

[Esuohlim]

No thanks. >:

[ArrowX]

AWHOOOOooooGAHHHH

[kahljorn]

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

August Comte was a sociologist who wanted to learn about prostitutes by imersing himself into their culture!

he died of syphilis :(

[Jixby Phillips]

yes its very ironic that im that fat and i tell you that americans cant cook ;)

maybe thats the reason that i have so much fun ;)



So this is what Ms. Lauper meant all along...

its also what Weird Al meant all along.

this is so fucking clever

[Esuohlim]

I just bought something for the first time on eBay and the fucker charged me four times for the one item I bought. I just paid over $80 dollars for one CD >:

Somebody's going to get a very negative feedback item, yes sir. >:

[kahljorn]

lol.
That's fucked up dude did you try contacting them and ebay?

[Pram Maven]

Esuohlim, was it a good CD?

[Fathom Zero]

It was Chris Gaines' Greatest Hits.

[Pram Maven]

Awesome :<

[Esuohlim]

lol.
That's fucked up dude did you try contacting them and ebay?

I just got a message back from him saying "so far we've only received one payment for one item" so either the guy is a jerk liar or my bank is fucking with my account. >:

This happened before with Amazon, where they charged me twice for an item. It was Amazon's fault though, and I was reimbursed before I even sent out a message. :(

[kahljorn]

that sucks :( If anything your bank would probably be able to help, my bank has helped whenever I had internet money theft problems. Usually they have internet insurance/security so that if money gets stolen they credit it to you :O which means that person stealing from you becomes stealing from your bank which is bad for him.

[MarioRPG]

I think eBay can be the devil's garage sale. Sometimes.

[Grislygus]

shut up wad

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/weird_science.jpg

[liquidstatik]

GRISLYGUS, WATCH OUT :x

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-1.jpg

[Chojin]

guys i did just ban uncle_sham

and i heard the internet breathe a sigh of relief.

[Grislygus]

"...And all rejoiced."

[Rongi]

:)

[Chojin]

SHERIFF CHOJIN BAGS ANOTHER SCUMBAG

[GADZOOKS]

What about Zeldasbiggestscumbag, Sherrif :(

[Rongi]

everytime i've ever thrown up, it was orange

i wounder why??

[Noodles]

Im next arnt I Mr.Sheriff?

[Dire Flamingo]

I like Chojin's bold new avatar.
IT EXPRESSES HIS NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE!

[liquidstatik]

guys heads up, ill be banned by midnight :eek

[noob3]

i have until sunday to get banned

[liquidstatik]

whooops, wrong day :x

[WhiteRat]

I just found out that the Air Force is extending my 2 year tour here to 3 years! Now instead of going back to the States in october of 07, i now leave in 08! Oh, this is just wonderful news! >:

[Esuohlim]

I've got wonderful news too I have a bottle of VIDALIA ONION & PEACH HOT SAUCE now someone tell me something delicious that I can put it on!

[executioneer]

hot dogs

[Sethomas]

vagina

[Esuohlim]

that sucks :( If anything your bank would probably be able to help, my bank has helped whenever I had internet money theft problems. Usually they have internet insurance/security so that if money gets stolen they credit it to you :O which means that person stealing from you becomes stealing from your bank which is bad for him.

OK my money was credited back except this time EVERYTHING was credited back, even the initial charge for the item. So things are still fucked up but at least they're fucked up in a good-for-me way at this point :D