I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

I feel like some sort of code master reading messages only I truly understand when you post in the chat thread Colonel :lol

It was set up so perfectly, I couldn't resist. :lol2

[Supafly345]

Hating memes is an old meme dude.

[ItalianStereotype]

I like how these forums are dying, and eventually all that will be left are six dudes in this thread jacking each other off while calling each other fags.

[Chojin]

that comment would have been relevant, like, two years ago bro

[ItalianStereotype]

I've been gone for like two years, so I guess so.

[ItalianStereotype]

You should make everyone mods so that we can all express our true feelings by changing other people's avatars into dicks.

[ItalianStereotype]

Except yours, because I'm super gay for Terezi

[MarioRPG]

Dicks for all!

[Esuohlim]

Hating memes is an old meme dude.

Whatever. I don't like hanging out with people with internet-derived senses of humor because it carries over to real life and it makes me uncomfortable when people include "over 9000" in a serious conversation.

[elx]

sounds like somebody is just jealous! are you really still bitter about being a failed meme, milhouse? :(

[Esuohlim]

I have a very 4chan "friend" on facebook who once had pictures of Milhouse plastered all over his profile. I had to PM Guitar Woman for an explanation :(

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, beefcake's back.

[LordSappington]

I like to spout memes in appropriate places so that it further increases my reputation as a teenage douchebag

[Guitar Woman]

People who use memes IRL are forcing it hard, and it creeps me out and makes them look like idiots

I never even talk outside the internet because my voice is a hideous abomination that deserves only death, and I wish people with similar conditions would realize this

[LordSappington]

That sounds like an Aspie excuse

[Guitar Woman]

Well, yeah, I also hate people, but that's all the more reason to never interact with anyone

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Whatever. I don't like hanging out with people with internet-derived senses of humor because it carries over to real life and it makes me uncomfortable when people include "over 9000" in a serious conversation.

Ugh, I was working out at the gym and these TWO DUDES were lifting weights. One of the DUDES is all like " Way to be a fail DUDE."

I was just like(in my own head) "come on, people don't actually talk like that."

I guess if one person were to say it and it would be their catchphrase or something it could be funny. But when a hunnerd other people are repeating the same thing it gets repugnant.

[Grislygus]

I remember seeing someone posting "THE CAKE IS A LIE" on a youtube comment, and finding it funny. Because I'd played that portal game once. Then I found out that this isn't funny because people had apparently spammed it on the chan things.

I fail to care, really

[Grislygus]

Though if anyone ever said "over nine thousand" in real life I would definitely not notice and have no idea why they would say such a random thing, but whatever. And I would definitely not know what they were talking about if they forced the issue



Seriously, if anybody I knew ever found out that I posted on a message board, at all, let alone for five years I'd play it off as "just some comedy site I liked in high school. I check in on it every once in a while; sometimes it's funny" and then casually change the subject

[Tadao]

I remember seeing someone posting "THE CAKE IS A LIE" on a youtube comment, and finding it funny. Because I'd played that portal game once. Then I found out that this isn't funny because people had apparently spammed it on the chan things.

I fail to care, really

It's from a game? What game? I guess I could go to "know your meme" but I don't want my I.P. to show that I was ever there.

[Tadao]

I looked at a history of meme site once. It was pretty interesting until all of a sudden everyday had 8 new memes.

[Tadao]

Oh yeah, it was called the internet meme timeline

http://www.dipity.com/tatercakes/Internet_Memes/

[Tadao]

Don't go there. :eek

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I think it's dandy that Pram Maven not very smart (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20178) is number 1 google result for Pram Maven.

[Tadao]

So that would mean that Chojin was correct in saying that it's not how many people click on the link, it's how many times the link is posted. That's a dumb way to do it, it only encourages spam instead of quality.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its like how I was complaining about the urban dictionary. That instead of being useful for obscure slang that has been used for long enough the origin has faded its now people who try and put two words together and try to be funny.

People trying to cash in on their warhol fame.

[Chojin]

People who use memes IRL are forcing it hard, and it creeps me out and makes them look like idiots

I never even talk outside the internet because my voice is a hideous abomination that deserves only death, and I wish people with similar conditions would realize this

see how far you can get through this video before you feel ashamed for everyone involved and close your browser.

VAGiQ3AWKqI

[Guitar Woman]

13 seconds.

Things that are verbally awkward like "has anyone ever been so far as decided etc." and "how is babby formed?" are probably the worst. Nobody with a semi-competent grasp of the english language should talk like that, it sounds retarded.

That's why they were funny in the first place; the people who said them were stupendous fucking idiots.

[Chojin]

i tried to find you on facebook, but only came up with this

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000790517096

[Guitar Woman]

Facebook's for people with IRL friends. The only trendy social site I keep an account on is Twitter, and I mostly use that to talk about how great being on drugs is.

Also, my mom got really into facebook all of a sudden, and then got a blackberry just so she could fiddle with it while she was away from a computer. I'm a bit weirded out by this and I refuse to touch the site.

[Guitar Woman]

And before anyone asks, no, you may not have a link.

[Grislygus]

I like how one of the sidebar youtube suggestions for that is the official music video for Israel K's Over the Rainbow

[Tadao]

7x9X6z5fd1c

[Tadao]

HEY MILHOUSE
http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/banner7.jpg

I KNOW DUDE!

[Esuohlim]

What the FUCK

[Esuohlim]

Dude I've got three weeks of school left and I will be GODDAMNED if I'm going to spend them not procrastinating >:

[Kitsa]

7x9X6z5fd1c

:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm about to sign up for a twitter. I think its stupid but I want to follow rockstar for more triple xp red dead redemption....and norm macdonald.

[Guitar Woman]

Tim Schafer has a really funny twitter feed, although he updates less than he used to. Still probably my favorite.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think the only useful twitters I've heard of was the one bigtimecow posted with big ben.

[kahljorn]

FUCK IM SO BORED

WE NEED TO START SOME FIGHTS ON THIS HERE MESSAGE BOARD

OR I NEED TO GO AND PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You fucking cock wrangler. Its about to be dicks all up in these cunts fighting.

[Grislygus]

Well, this oddly-defined elx vs. chojin thing looks like it just got a little testy

only two posts, and elx is winning :eek

[Grislygus]

mainly because Chojin directly responded to a vague implication with the oldest insult in the elx-related book :posh

[Grislygus]

and when in the fuck did my internet self become Pub Lover-lite, exactly

[Grislygus]

At least I'm not squicked out by having sex. Actually, now that I mention it, it's probably high time Pub explained this paranoid abstinence thing he has going. How the hell do you "hate sex"?











That's not a jerkass post, it's just something that I've been confused about for a while bra

[Guitar Woman]

Well, maybe some people are severely creeped out by the thought of putting one of their body parts literally inside of someone else and then spurting slime all over them, or if you're a girl, having it the other way around, which sounds even worse. Maybe some people don't like being touched by other people at all, maybe they think it's uncomfortable. Maybe they can't handle the laundry bill. Maybe they think the sight of two people doing it is the visual equivalent of the Spanish language in fucking ugliness; if sex and Spanish were people, they'd be zeldasbiggestfan and that Vila person. Maybe they're confounded by the fact that the world around them pretty much revolves around people trying to fuck each other, and have devoted their time to doing less retarded stuff. Maybe they've got a stimulant habit on and can't perform properly. It could be any number of things!

[Grislygus]

more interested in HIS reasoning. Plus, always sounds like more of a social thing when he posts about it

[Tadao]

http://www.milk.com/images/etc/brak-hope.png

[executioneer]

i personally don't care for the risk-to-reward ratio

[Esuohlim]

Sex is the one thing I do understand about the rest of humanity and its interests. :eek

Drugs, alcohol, internet memes, religion, politics, not so much :(

boring dude irl

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like there should be saturday evening tits.

[Grislygus]

I will LEARN you 'bout alkiehol, boy





or maybe not :( I finally figured out that the sheer quantity of alcohol I could drink was pretty fucking gross and not acceptable outside of oregon, aka the civilized world. So I've scaled back hard :(

[Grislygus]

And of course, I was a pathetic lightweight compared to my friends there, so they'll probably be dead from liver implosion by the time I finally visit them

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just used alfred hitchcock in apples to apples and these dicks didn't pick it.

[executioneer]

aw shit apples to apples. that game is great

[elx]

MLE and chojin, weren't you guys in high school around inner harbor during 9-11? did they tell you what was going on/let you watch it on television/force you to go home?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

aw shit apples to apples. that game is great

Me too.

Does any mid know if jess the dark one is a character? I just don't think anyone likes spyro or crash bandicoot.

[Esuohlim]

Unless he's been perpetually nine years old since 1996

[Chojin]

what about the inner harbor? i was in high school and it happened during our morning break, so a bunch of us went to our next class early to watch the tv. i was in latin class when i watched the second plane hit live. shortly after that we were all sent home.

[Guitar Woman]

fuckdamnit

[Guitar Woman]

My new editor guy wants three 300-word reviews on something other than Atari 2600 games.

I can only assume this is a test to see if I am, in fact, completely retarded. Maybe he's insulting me in some roundabout way.

I miss the old 800-word guy.

[kahljorn]

Maybe its because writing something useful in under 300 words is so difficult. What is that like two paragraphs?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah. For reference, the little summary (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=717879&postcount=6097) of what I thought of the new Assassin's Creed was 267 words or so.

On the other hand, he is supposed to be paying me. Although why you would award a salary to someone for rattling off shallow bullshit during their lunch break is beyond me. I really hope he just made a mistake while typing "3000."

[kahljorn]

I shit out 300 words without even trying :(

[Guitar Woman]

Biggs is right, I'm never gonna get off this rock

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not no w. Not never. I'm getting drunk and going to mustard plug. Bitches

[Kitsa]

Discipline!

I won a 40-word short story contest once.

[Tadao]

It's not that hard, just don't get overly excited about your product.

Fuck it, give him a bullet list of likes and dislikes. See how he likes them apples.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to give you a butt list of dicks for writing after the show.

[Tadao]

Oh oh, we have a code Gus.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

But if I don't put effort into my work I'll be a sad Saucy.

Guitar Woman. Whatever.

Maybe I'll do a real review and then a little crappy one and make him choose between them.

[Tadao]

That's a very good idea, just so long as you put real effort into the short one. He needs to know that you can do it.

[Esuohlim]

Two inches of snow on April 18 >:

I know it's two inches I measured it with my dick >:

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO

[Fathom Zero]

I kinda don't wanna do anything anymore. I hope I rebound soon.

[Grislygus]

One thing I don't miss about being editor at a college newspaper was dealing with the op/ed/color writers

Word count equals block size. Editors lay out the page according to it. He needs 300 words to fill one specific (and apparently) tiny ass space on the page, and he told you to do it.

Editors have the one job of putting the whole damn thing together, as well as editing the works of "writers" who (in a school scenario) don't LIKE being edited, or told what to do. Who usually have to be aggressively prodded into making the deadline. Who take things personally. And have bizarrely inflated egos.

[Guitar Woman]

I was under the impression that I was writing for a website, but surprise surprise, it's a proper wordy print magazine. I just wish he'd told me before he hired me.

Also I know what editors do and how print media works, dickshit, I go to college for this.

[Grislygus]

My favorite guy was the great big fat dude who never showed up to the actual journalism class (therefore not knowing AP Style, and making our fucking jobs more difficult, in addition to the fundamental problems his writing had). He would write two or three editorials EVERY TIME; These I would give to the assistant editors, who then would proceed to literally play rock paper scissors over who would be forced to read them. They would be far too worthless to even edit, and far too long to even put in the paper even if they weren't fucktarded crazytown "political commentary". Then he would show up on the one worknight we'd send in for food, and then leave after he ate.

One of his "editorials" was so bad that we actually nailed it to the wall as example, testament, and warning. It was an entire Robert Kennedy speech, copied and pasted for four pages, preceded by a single paragraph that had jack shit nothing to do with anything. Which doubled as being insane and nonsensical in it's own context. The title, of course, was "POWER".

Every once in a while, when nothing would be going on, we'd just stare at it.

[Grislygus]

Awwww, you DO? I was under the impression you were bitching about a word count

[Esuohlim]

ART

AND JOURNALISM

THRE
AD

[Guitar Woman]

I'd have to be pretty conceited to run around calling myself a writer and gushing about the work if I didn't have any sort of formal training and education to back my ass up. I'm not that much of a shithead.

Although to be fair I'm probably a lucky little bastard for literally accidentally landing a paid print gig, even if it's frustratingly restrictive. I'd really kill for an actual job as a reporter, instead of slumming it as a fucking worthless piece of shit entertainment critic, but it's a start, I guess.

[Guitar Woman]

One of his "editorials" was so bad that we actually nailed it to the wall as example, testament, and warning. It was an entire Robert Kennedy speech, copied and pasted for four pages, preceded by a single paragraph that had jack shit nothing to do with anything. Which doubled as being insane and nonsensical in it's own context. The title, of course, was "POWER".

What.

Was he, like, mentally disabled? Was he even registered as a student, or was he just some crazy homeless guy who showed up one day?

[King Hadas]

I would like to hear more editorial stories from Grislygus.

[Grislygus]

If he WAS, then he wouldn't be as memorable. He was just this gigantic fuckwad, armed with the inability to write and an ego the size of a small planet.

He loved to barge into the publishing lab outside of school hours and complain bitterly about how his perceived "rival" got a regular column while none of his editorials ever got printed. The first four or five times, I dodged the subject and inferred that the column was established in the paper and people looked forward to seeing it (lie); further, we didn't have the god damn room for multiple page, single spaced editorials. Eventually I began politely telling him that he was terrible.

None of my comments ever really had any effect, since he had an almost mystical ability to go through every conversation he engaged in without hearing ANYTHING that anyone else said. That sounds like an exaggeration, but talking to him was literally like listening to someone else's internal monologue. It was actually really fucking bizarre.

[Grislygus]

More stories. Well, there were the two eighteen year old girls forced onto us because they were photography majors. The only good pictures they ever took were at a concert. Later, we found out that they had actually given the several thousand dollars journalism camera to random people in the crowd while they were partying. Who, it needs to be repeated, took WAY better pictures than they ever did. Of course, they were never capable of making a deadline and we cut them out completely after three issues and pissed off the school.

[Grislygus]

Then there was the insistent man who demanded to see me after my redneck-trailer-park-version-of-The-Raven had been going for a while. He excitedly explained that the poem meant A LOT to him, that I didn't GET IT, and that I needed to understand that Edgar Allen Poe was murdered by the "oligarchy" that secretly controls the world

[Grislygus]

There were three separate instances when I had to fucking intervene in domestic violence situations while working on the paper.

[Grislygus]

And I also had to deal with my assistant editor passing out during a deadline, coming to two minutes later. An hour later he revealed that he hadn't slept in three days, hadn't eaten or drank anything, and was being sexually harrassed at the local newspaper he was working on.

[Grislygus]

The collective moral of these stories is to stay the fuck away from any part of Oregon that is not called Portland.

[Fathom Zero]

photography classes

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1262/artstudentowl.jpg

finish semester with four new lamps and silver poisoning

[Guitar Woman]

How do you stumble into these amazing adventures?

And what school were you at?

[Fathom Zero]

imma go listen to dopethrone and cut myself

[Grislygus]

I was at the prestigious "Soufwestern Or'gon Community College"

[Fathom Zero]

Southwestern Oregon Man, eh.

[Shrubfest]

Just had 4 Hitchcocks appear whilst reading that. And I'd just got used to a single one.

[elx]

uH1vHu9v2YY
WHY MUST EVERYTHING LOOK SO MUCH MORE FUN DURING FINALS SEASON :(

[Kitsa]

I glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That would have been awesome.

[Sam]

SNAKE ROBERTS RUINED HIS WEDDING.

[Chojin]

I glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

lol me too

[Chojin]

killing spammers while they still have their status set to 'online' is the best feeling

[Pentegarn]

I glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

Me too

[Zhukov]

So I'm on the bus sitting opposite an old woman - her seat facing the front of the bus, mine facing backwards to the rear. Not having the best day, but it can't really get any worse on my last bus ride home.

As I stare out a window I see the old woman out of the corner of my eye struggling with the bus window; she's not tall enough to reach it properly, or strong enough to open what must be a stuck clasp, and she gives up and sits back down with a sigh.

Being the smug gentleman that I am, I stand up and proceed to open it for her, and, not content with the bare minimum of helpfulness, the adjacent window as well. Just to prove what a charming and helpful young man I am I sit back down with a smile in her direction... while she frowns at me.

I hear tutting from some other people on the bus, and a few shakings of the head to boot, which is just confusing me. What are they directed at? Me?

It's my stop next, and as I collect my bag and start to get off, a man nearby stands and leans over me to shut the windows that I opened, and scowls at me. I get off the bus, puzzled and I hear the old woman say "thank you dear" to the man that closed the windows.

Took me a few steps to realise that I had immediately opened the window that the old woman had taken such effort to close - then smiled mockingly at her as if daring her to defy my will.

[Kitsa]

oops :(

Oh well, the road to shame is paved with good intentions. You did what you thought was the right thing.

[Kitsa]

If it means anything, to this day I remain utterly charmed by a boy in 6th grade who asked if I was cold and went over and shut the classroom window.

[Zhukov]

Strangely enough, that doesn't help much at all.

I'm so ashamed that I can never catch a bus again. Maybe.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"Don't do no favors Blackie."

[LordSappington]

I recently stumbled on the Hathor the Cow Goddess website, and holy shit is it unsettling.

[Tadao]

So I'm on the bus sitting opposite an old woman - her seat facing the front of the bus, mine facing backwards to the rear. Not having the best day, but it can't really get any worse on my last bus ride home.

As I stare out a window I see the old woman out of the corner of my eye struggling with the bus window; she's not tall enough to reach it properly, or strong enough to open what must be a stuck clasp, and she gives up and sits back down with a sigh.

Being the smug gentleman that I am, I stand up and proceed to open it for her, and, not content with the bare minimum of helpfulness, the adjacent window as well. Just to prove what a charming and helpful young man I am I sit back down with a smile in her direction... while she frowns at me.

I hear tutting from some other people on the bus, and a few shakings of the head to boot, which is just confusing me. What are they directed at? Me?

It's my stop next, and as I collect my bag and start to get off, a man nearby stands and leans over me to shut the windows that I opened, and scowls at me. I get off the bus, puzzled and I hear the old woman say "thank you dear" to the man that closed the windows.

Took me a few steps to realise that I had immediately opened the window that the old woman had taken such effort to close - then smiled mockingly at her as if daring her to defy my will.

Reminds me of that Douglas Adams story.

http://samuelcooney.wordpress.com/2009/12/16/cookies-by-douglas-adams/

[Fathom Zero]

l7D0fhif5ng

[Phoenix Gamma]

Today at work, my entire mall was evacuated because someone came in with a rifle. Cops from every nearby city came along with at least three SWAT cars, a shitload of helicopters, etc.

Three hours later, turns out the dude just had an umbrella.

The irony: I saw a photo of said umbrella; it's the katana umbrella from ThinkGeek that he slung over his shoulder like a rifle. They mistook an umbrella designed to be mistaken as a sword for a rifle.

Idiots >:

[Esuohlim]

They mistook an umbrella designed to be mistaken as a sword for a rifle.

:lol

Fuck ThinkGeek anyway and their obnoxious t-shirts about bacon and bacon mints. I'm suprised that the umbrella didn't look like a katana that looked like bacon

[Guitar Woman]

Bacon mints are fucking horrible, they taste like cough syrup

[elx]

funk you both :( they might be a bit overzealous with the bacon edibles and also with the catering to grown-ups-that-will-buy-anything-that-is-shiny-or-lights-up; but they still have awesome stuff. especially the tshirts.

plus that story is epic, if I were that guy I'd write thinkgeek a thank you letter! who else can say that they shut down a mall and outsmarted an entire law enforcement department with a novelty umbrella?

[Guitar Woman]

I remember one time I got bored in summer school and sprayed a fire extinguisher all over the place in an unused computer classroom

About 10 minutes later someone saw all the dust floating out of the door and assumed it was a fire and evacuated the entire school

Nobody knew it was me but I was a bit embarrased :<

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like they should someone should have went and brought a fire to put the extinguisher out with.

[Zhukov]

I have some bacon mints that were given to me by MLE, but I'm too scared to try them.

When I was nine, my best mate Jon and I threw a Calor gas container into a bonfire for a bit of a laugh. My next door neighbour phoned the Fire Brigade who arrived just in time to pull the canister out before it exploded.

She's always been an interfering old bitch, but as for the Fire Brigade - haven't they got anything better to do?

[Zhukov]

OK that last story is stolen.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I appreciate the thought, but this is less of a movie review and more of a complete plot survey.

If by chance somebody on this site hasn't seen B&T2 (unlikely) you've totally ruined the movie for them by hitting on every single solitary plot point!

Sorry dog, I should be more considerate to people who were interested in Bill and Teds bogus journey but had not seen it yet. Especially if they had seen the original and were actually interested in seeing the sequel without it being ruined. IF you happen to run into these people that are here you can forward their concerns to me personally so I can inform them promptly of me not giving a shit.

Sincerely,

William J Thompson, esquire

[Guitar Woman]

I love playng with fire as much as the next irresponsible dickhead, but gas can directly into a campfire? Have you got a death wish?

[executioneer]

yeah dude you have to shoot it with a rifle so it explodes into a huge fireball

oh wait that's not safer at all what am i thinking

[Phoenix Gamma]

plus that story is epic, if I were that guy I'd write thinkgeek a thank you letter! who else can say that they shut down a mall and outsmarted an entire law enforcement department with a novelty umbrella?
I'm sure there will be regulations on that fucking umbrella now. Like how toy guns need orange tips on the barrels so you know they're fake.

I'm pretty pissed about the whole thing because:

A) no one in the mall told me or my manager there was (supposedly) a guy with a gun in the mall until after we looked outside and saw everyone closed. Seriously, what the fuck?

and B) it wasn't a real standoff so I had to go back to work after two hours instead of going home >: They should have opened fire.

[Zhukov]

On a semi related note, I found a katana in the shed the other day. I have no idea where it came from, but it was in an ornamental box.

Hold on I'll take a photo.

[Zhukov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSC_1155.jpg

Look at that bastard. That's not a knife etc etc.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's fucking destiny zhukov

[Fathom Zero]

Destiny, indeed. Time for another Australian murder spree.

[Zhukov]

Seriously, it was just lying in the shed under some old crap. I heard some whispers on the wind telling me where to look, and hey presto; there it was.

[King Hadas]

Maybe your grandfather was the real last samurai.

[Zhukov]

Animals keep trying to tell me about an ancient secret and a power hidden within me. Fuck that for a laugh, I'm selling this shite on ebay.

[Tadao]

Threaten old ladies at bus stops with it. You'll become famous.

[Tadao]

The first Bill and Ted is on right now. :eek

[Ex Leper]

Just got a new desktop. Now I need to buy photoshop.

[Tadao]

When you say buy photoshop, do you mean steal photoshop?

[Ex Leper]

No, I'm actually going to buy it.

[Fathom Zero]

Why would anyone ever do something so stupid?

[Tadao]

I prefer Photoshop to Gimp, but I use Gimp instead because Photoshop prices are ridiculous. I'm not using it for business though, so I can't write it off.

[Esuohlim]

I PREFER MS PAINT, but this new Windows 7 MS Paint is incredibly awful and I can't even figure how to do half of my tricks >:

[Ex Leper]

90 to 100 dollars isn't bad.

[Chojin]

I PREFER MS PAINT, but this new Windows 7 MS Paint is incredibly awful and I can't even figure how to do half of my tricks >:

wtf are you talking about, i actually use win7 paint a lot

[Esuohlim]

It's so different from what I'm used to that I'm having trouble with stupid stuff like making non-transparent circles, or finding attributes, etc. I've only had Windows 7 for a couple months now.

But then again I type sentences by mashing my face in the keyboard so I'm not very good with computers in the first place

[Chojin]

win7 paint can resize by pixels/% and also crop, which is all it really needed to do

but it also has varying brush widths and shit and i think also uses pressure-sensitivity on a tablet

it's way better son. i use it for quick image resizes now instead of photoshop since paint loads up a ton quicker and doesn't leak memory.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The first Bill and Ted is on right now. :eek

I hope they don't join i-mockery now because the second one will be ruined for them.

I PREFER MS PAINT, but this new Windows 7 MS Paint is incredibly awful and I can't even figure how to do half of my tricks >:

I read that as MS. Paint like :pac

[Kitsa]

Ms. Paint would be fucking awesome.

Bill and Ted are time-travelers so likely they've already ruined it for themselves.

[Guitar Woman]

What the fuck ever happened to microsoft photo editor? That shit was quality

[Fathom Zero]

I miss the Microsoft Image Viewer that let you see animated gifs. :(

[Kitsa]

I miss that supereasy gif animator.

[Chojin]

I miss the Microsoft Image Viewer that let you see animated gifs. :(

srsly. wtf microsoft, did you have a tiff with compuserve or something

i've been using irfanview ever since they switched.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ms. Paint would be fucking awesome.

Bill and Ted are time-travelers so likely they've already ruined it for themselves.

I thought that said Bill and Tadao are time travelers. I feel like we would get nothing accomplished except a time-loop 30 pack.

[Kitsa]

always a possibility.

[Tadao]

I would use my time travel to rape elx in a continuous loop.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Tadao]

As my dad used to say, as funny as a rubber crutch.

I still laugh at The 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy. :posh

[Colonel Flagg]

Moi aussi.

[MLE]

I read that as MS. Paint like :pac

mspaintadventures.com

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I gotta check it out when I get out from work.

[Dimnos]

Have you gotten one of these yet 10k?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41tanvRjc4L._SL500_.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Happy Birthday, Jeanette.

[Tadao]

:O Happy Birthday fellow furball lover!

[Colonel Flagg]

HBDJX!

[kahljorn]

I MICROWAVED MY JR BACON CHEESEBURGER TOO MUCH AND NOW MY WHOLE HOTEL ROOM SMELLS LIKE STINKY BACON

GUESS I SHOULDA POSTED THIS IN THE WHAT ARE YOU EATING THREAD

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you gotten one of these yet 10k?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41tanvRjc4L._SL500_.jpg


:lol:lol:lol I went to Virginia beach last year and was going to get one before we knew she was pregnant. For easter yesterday my dad got that shirt for me.

[Grislygus]

I still laugh at The 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy. :posh

'Cause shit is quality.

Destiny, indeed. Time for another Australian murder spree.

Also, this

[kahljorn]

what the hell happened to everyone who posted here?

is it cause sam stopped posting and all of his characters died as a result?

[Fathom Zero]

dN0czUMRMU8

ANGEL PLEASE DON'T GO

[Grislygus]

the forums are dying the natural death of all internet forums

plus, site rarely gets updated with anything interesting or frequent

[kahljorn]

yea I guess so. I dont think ive even read the site for like 5 years to be honest.

[kahljorn]

is it bad to tell my ex that she looks fatter since i last saw her :lol

[Fathom Zero]

I'd be sad if this place was gone because everyone else I know is a college square or an oxy dealer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you gotten one of these yet 10k?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41tanvRjc4L._SL500_.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/IMG_20110425_200940.jpg


Also, definitely tell her she added the pounds.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[kahljorn]

:lol i wish i could go for the low blow but I'm too much of a pussy

[kahljorn]

i dont believe in pussy on pussy violence

[Fathom Zero]

vaginal assault & battery

[Tadao]

That sounds like a great porno.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

vaginal assault & battery

Vaginal assault and vinegar

That sounds like a great clean porno.

[Grislygus]

FUCK ART

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS PHOTOREALISTIC, I SPENT A GODDAMN WEEK ON IT AND IT LOOKS LIKE I CRAPPED IT OUT IN TWO MINUTES

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Screenshot2011-04-26at125241PM.png

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Screenshot2011-04-26at125407PM.png

[Grislygus]

LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD TOMATO

[MLE]

repost in art shit and i'll tell you how to fix it

[kahljorn]

Vaginal assault and vinegar

That sounds like a great new pornado chip

FELCHED

[kahljorn]

FUCK ART

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS PHOTOREALISTIC, I SPENT A GODDAMN WEEK ON IT AND IT LOOKS LIKE I CRAPPED IT OUT IN TWO MINUTES

It sorta looks like one of those plastic apples you should just take a picture of a fake apple and pretend like you drew it to be ironic

[Chojin]

why would you do photorealistic art with vectors

[MarioRPG]

I wish I could art

[Kitsa]

I wish I could art


I wish you had said this 2 years ago so I could have stolen it for my gallery show.

[captain516]

I'm watching a movie and there's this guy in it who looks like future Bill
[IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6959/93814604.png (http://img19.imageshack.us/i/93814604.png/)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh shit. What movie is this? I want my future beard.

[captain516]

Einstein's Brain. It's pretty cool, actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMKUEZn1Cs

[captain516]

You show up in like the middle, so no rush.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aww man, that's ridiculous. That's up there with that picture from the Britich curling team guy Tadao found of me.

[kahljorn]

one time on that ducklips site i saw a girl that looks like me but slightly uglier

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

whats ducklips?

[kahljorn]

its a site that makes fun of people who make that ducklip face

http://antiduckface.com/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The girl at the top of the page looks like you only slightly uglier.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also, I'm so bored now I logged into twitter and upgraded AIM. :(

[Esuohlim]

Here play this and if you have OCD like me you'll procrastinate for dozens of hours on a game that's fun and I don't know why

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Tukkun/anti-idle-the-game

[kahljorn]

fuck when i saw that girl i thought the same thing, and that wasnt even the one i was talking about :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Here play this and if you have OCD like me you'll procrastinate for dozens of hours on a game that's fun and I don't know why

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Tukkun/anti-idle-the-game


Oh crap :( That is really addicting.

[Tadao]

Aww man, that's ridiculous. That's up there with that picture from the Britich curling team guy Tadao found of me.

Hahahha I totally forgot about that.

[Tadao]

:Dylansnipples

[Fathom Zero]

Man, I don't work well with group identities.

[replicant]

Yawn...............

[Esuohlim]

I AGREE, FZ.

YAWN.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

level 53 idle time :(

[elx]

DUDES. YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUTUP. WE HAVE TO PRESERVE THE REST OF THIS PAGE FOR AWESOME POSTS ONLY.


WILLIE SHOULD BE HERE AND SO SHOULD PUB.

[Esuohlim]

level 53 idle time :(

:(

I'm on level 242 right now with 216 achievements. It's like crack

[Esuohlim]

DUDES. YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUTUP. WE HAVE TO PRESERVE THE REST OF THIS PAGE FOR AWESOME POSTS ONLY.


WILLIE SHOULD BE HERE AND SO SHOULD PUB.

WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PAGE? >:

:DYLANSNIPPLES

[LordSappington]

I pretty much ruined any chance of sleeping well tonight after hearing a metal track that included audio of a Russian soldier getting beheaded with a knife. :(

[Esuohlim]

COOLSTORY BROO

REPLICANT: YAWN

[executioneer]

on the page 3000 </falsetto>

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PAGE? >:

:DYLANSNIPPLES

Aww, did you save at all?

[executioneer]

PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
ADJECTIVE

[elx]

Is there nothing sacred to you people? >:

[Esuohlim]

JESUS FREAKS
POWDERED WIG
SAGGY

[kahljorn]

does anybody else call their pubic hair a powdered wig?

i guess all of those words are applicable to my genital region

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dingos
Liberty Bell
Buttsexy

[executioneer]

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

[Esuohlim]

GRANDMA'S COOKIES
FUCKABLE
UNDERWEAR

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

bastards
grimy
bastard

[executioneer]

ADJECTIVE
CELEBRITY

[Esuohlim]

BARELY 18
BEA ARTHUR

[executioneer]

OKAY I GUESS THATS IT

[Esuohlim]

HOORAY

[executioneer]

oh crap no i still need a
PLURAL NOUN
and a
NOUN

[Esuohlim]

PLURAL NOUNS
NOUN

or

CANKER SORES
ELECTRIC DRILL

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

gaggle
gypsy

[executioneer]

THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

Fourscore and seven years ago, our JESUS FREAKS brought forth on this

POWDERED WIG a BUTTSEXY nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the

proposition that all BASTARDS are created FUCKABLE. Now we are engaged in

a great civil war, testing whether that UNDERWEAR or any UNDERWEAR so

conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is rather for us to be here

dedicated to the BARELY 18 task remaining before us... that this nation,

under BEA ARTHUR, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government

of the CANKER SORES, by the CANKER SORES, for the CANKER SORES shall

not perish from the GYPSY.

[Tadao]

:Dylansnipples

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Drinking with the internet then hearing the birds start chirping is never a good indication of getting anything done in the morning.

[Esuohlim]

A BUTTSEXY NATION

[Fathom Zero]

:mynipples

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What the fuck is up, it's gucci mane the G, dats titty boy no pity boy big scarcity no city boy, So icey So No nike boy but just gucci, louis, prada, excuse me gucci mane keep shittin on me why that boy keep buyin jewelry East Atlanta cockin hammas bandanas on car antenas no we do not talk to strangers, just cut off these niggaz fanguz Gucci's armed and dangerous cocaine, codeine, and angel dust, This AK-47 will hit chu errwhere from the ankle up Clips same size as Nia Long, Clips long as a pringles can 4.5. Desert Eagle on me You would think i'm a eagles fan Toni Braxton sniper rifle make you never breath again Fuck that nigga Kill that nigga bring him back kill him again.

IT'S GUCCI

I'm sorry.

[Womti]

for bein a n-word?

[Fathom Zero]

THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

Fourscore and seven years ago, our JESUS FREAKS brought forth on this

POWDERED WIG a BUTTSEXY nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the

proposition that all BASTARDS are created FUCKABLE. Now we are engaged in

a great civil war, testing whether that UNDERWEAR or any UNDERWEAR so

conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is rather for us to be here

dedicated to the BARELY 18 task remaining before us... that this nation,

under BEA ARTHUR, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government

of the CANKER SORES, by the CANKER SORES, for the CANKER SORES shall

not perish from the GYPSY.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4016/56474355822d6e630e72.jpg

[Zhukov]

Bam Bam. Two people banned. Just like that.

[Fathom Zero]

delicious twinks

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

delicious twinks


:lol Are you talking about the spam post in the music thread? Cuz I was.

[Fathom Zero]

Naw, it's just the voice of my subconscious.

[executioneer]

PLURAL NOUN
ADVERB

[Esuohlim]

VOLVOS OF DESPAIR
CUNTILY

[Otto]

FAG BUMPERS
VOMITATIOUSLY

[executioneer]

VERB
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
PART OF THE BODY

[Otto]

POOPING
BOOTS
HEART VALVE

[Esuohlim]

PLOW
CODPIECE
SPHINCTER

[Fathom Zero]

SCHEME
MERKIN
DUODENUM

[executioneer]

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

[Fathom Zero]

SWARTHY
8-BALL
BRUCE JENNERS