I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

No, it was when he sent Seth's christmas gift, remember

Oh yeah, that was legendary

[Grislygus]

What To Do?
A Further Guide For Idiot Parents

By now, you've established that Little Johnny is indeed stupid. However, what you do not realize is that he got his genes and behaviors from you. Fortunately, you haven't the werewithal to realize the implications. Long story short, he owes you, kick his lazy ass out. He'll either learn to survive, or starve. Either way, humanity improves and you can now afford that jacuzzi you've been eyeing.

[Tadao]

Singing the cowboy song won't resolve you of your sins.

[wobzire]

Hey, woah slow down you all. I'm not actually guilty here.

[Tadao]

Yet

[wobzire]

I can't help it. I have a fake mental disorder ok?

[ElPila666]

I don't even have an albatross, I'll just be alone on the ship with the squiggling things in the sea that the Lord Almighty wants me to love but fuck that guy, seriously, those things are blind, stupid, and greasy

IRON MAIDEN :rock

[ElPila666]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

MIRON RAIDEN

[Tadao]

Armed In Ion

[DevilWearsPrada]

I AM NERD ON I.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I NO I DAMN ER

[executioneer]

a minor e din

[DevilWearsPrada]

You're some kind of poet :eek

[Aaarg]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[wobzire]

Are you serious? You must hate you parents huh?

[Aaarg]

Big Poppa C? How could anybody hate Big Poppa C?

[wobzire]

It's easy. Just think about the fact that your his son.

[Aaarg]

Uncalled for!

[Grislygus]

wobster, this is no time to sit on your laurels, you've been called into question by the community at large, you need to bring out the BIG GUNS right now, like Tadaoi did. Started out as that retarded pancake rabbit, crawled right up that ladder and got vet status, boy, he got enough keys to get into the pleasure dome

[DevilWearsPrada]

Can I use my chronicled antics to be an official vet too?

[Grislygus]

if you were here in 2003, then yes

[Aaarg]

I registered in 2003 and started posting like, tonight.

[Grislygus]

No shit, sherlock

[DevilWearsPrada]

Does starting an account in 2002 count :(

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/body_snatchers_080128110655013_wide.jpg

[Grislygus]

I can only hope you can't prove it

[Tadao]

:lol

[DevilWearsPrada]

no :(

[Sam]

Hey DweezilWearsPardo

I think instead of posting more and trying to be accepted, you should be posting less.

A lot less.

I mean you need to stand out from Lord Sappytown and Wobblyshire.

[Tadao]

CHOJIN! WHY WERE YOU SEARCHING MY USERNAME IN OLD FILES?

[Tadao]

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[Chojin]

pub sent me a PM with the information.

[Sam]

Now it all makes sense. :(

[WhiteRat]

Yes. Yes it does.

[Tadao]

Good thing I didn't lie my ass off about most things.

[Dixie]

Picklehat conspiracies are awesome.
More please.

[Tadao]

Pub was just afraid of my post count!

[Esuohlim]

Shit Tadao you're out-vetting me what the hell dude, c'mon

[RaNkeri]

patience, young grasshopper, patience :vet

[Tadao]

I already hate this new guy http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10159

[Tadao]

Private Message: Pffft
Recipients: I'm Deimos, Fucker
Message : You aint shit bitch!

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Dixie]

BACON PITA SAMMICH!

[wobzire]

Holy shit I thought it was Saterday. I got to work 15 min. late.

BACON PITA SAMMICH!

That sounds delicious.

[Dixie]

Only until I tell you it was turkey bacon.

[RaNkeri]

Anything with bacon is awesome

[RaNkeri]

especially bacon bacon, that shit is awesome

[Esuohlim]

Shut it fatty

[Esuohlim]

You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously

[RaNkeri]

I have diabeetus, what's your excuse?

[Chojin]

You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously

words are like bullets

[wobzire]

I think the next time 'Willie' looks at his Q&A thread he will quit the internet forever.

[Dixie]

More viking questions!

[Tadao]

Capital idea

[Kitsa]

I got called a stupid cunt today, for no apparent reason.

[Tadao]

That happened to me, so I beat the living shit out of the kid. His mom kept screaming "No no! He has turrets!" I went home and googled it later and found out about this awesome disease.

[Kitsa]

Super story, Tadao!

I think this was just some random prick whose balls are bigger online.

[wobzire]

Just now on the way home some kid on the train bumped into me and I told him the only reason I use the train to get around is because they are keeping an eye out for people like me on the Greyhound bus'.

[Pub Lover]

Was it me? :(

[Pub Lover]

Way to post at the same time as me, Wobby. :(
Do you actually like Sara Palin?

Way to be off topic, New Guy. :(

And yes. I think she is great. I also do think teaching creationism in American science classes is good.

It should be noted that I am a communist in the employ of China. :(

[Kitsa]

No, it wasn't you. When you call me a cunt it's just sillygoodtimefun.

*huggles*

[WhiteRat]

Gunshots were fired at my apt complex today. My room mate said he heard two shots and then heard a man hootin' and hollerin'. He looked out the window and saw that the man had 2 of his car windows shot out. 6 squad cars came, stood around for a while and then left. God bless this mess.

[Fathom Zero]

I was told my on-post libary priviledges were taken away today.

My dad fucking sucks.

[Sam]

What does that even mean :(

[WhiteRat]

Kid can't check out books at the base library.

[Fathom Zero]

And I wanted to learn Esperanto, too. >:

[Sam]

Were you looking at sex books?

[WhiteRat]

He was doing inappropriate things to himself why ogling an issue of Ranger Rick.

[Sam]

I'm sure if it had been an issue of Highlights For Kids no one would have paid it any mind.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh man, goofus and gallant get me wet.

[WhiteRat]

What base are you at again?

[Fathom Zero]

Ft. Sill, Home of the Field Artillery, King of Battle.

Or so I am told by the private security contractor the government has hired to check IDs at the gate.

[WhiteRat]

Ha, we have those same contractors that wear AF abu's that are worn improperly and look like shit.

Do you have a lot of asian women that work on base, mainly the PX?

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck yeah, tons of Japanee and Korean ladies hobbling around, mainly as baggers at the commissary. Some of them were nice, but a lot of them didn't like me, like when I tried to help other baggers struggling with an assload of groceries at a closing register, they'd accuse me of cutting in line. Just one of the reasons why I left and didn't come back, that and the Quasimodo-esque Korean lady that chewed on oats right behind me, but yeah.

They're all married to soldiers so they can get visas.

[WhiteRat]

Yup, that's the military way. You marry a Japanese or Korean broad with the promise that she'll be able to work at the "Big PX in the Sky". I was really surprised to see so many asians working on base when I came here to Florida, though.

[Sam]

I GUESS THE MILITARY IS ALL ABOUT GETTIN SOME SUCKY SUCKY

[WhiteRat]

For some saps, yes.

[Guitar Woman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7637257.stm

I wish this had happened on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

[Aaarg]

She'd like to know God
Love God
Feel, feel, feel her God
Inside of her
Deep inside of her
INSIDE OF HER!
DEEP INSIDE OF HER!

[Guitar Woman]

I WILL BIRTH GOD

OM NOM NOM

[WhiteRat]

For the sake of humanity I hope you abort that shit.

[Sam]

I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY XBOX 360 WITH ME ;_;

[Zomboid]

HAW, NOT LIKELY BRAW! NIGHT OF THE LEPUS IS ABOUT TO BE ON TCM.

[Pub Lover]

I bet Billy Bob got sick of all the death threats from CIG.

I only sent him roadkill once goddammit!

Since when does Billy Bob Thornton not want road kill?

[MarioRPG]

It's Wilford Brimley's Birthday!!!!!!!!! I think he's 600 now.

[Pub Lover]

Nah, he's only 518. :(

[Otto]

He's oatmeal years old.

[RaNkeri]

R.I.P Paul Newman :(

[Otto]

His death makes the salad dressing aisle extremely depressing.

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck you for fucking up my deathpool, you old bastard.

[Chojin]

His death makes the salad dressing aisle extremely depressing.

this made me lol :<

[Kitsa]

His ginger-o's weren't as good as Trader Joe's, but Trader Joe's stopped selling theirs so fuck them. I elevate his ginger cookies to awesome.

Slap Shot :(

[Dixie]

We had an old man shit himself in the store today.
Way lame.
We had to open all the doors to let the foulness out.
I hope no one thought he ate our food, we might lose business.

[Aaarg]

I worked at a commercial cave over the summer and somebody shit in the cave one day.

Also somebody had taken a shit on one of the aisles in the grocery store a few years ago. We invented a title for the kid who had to clean it up, Fecal Clean-up Manager (FCM!). We would get on the intercom and say "FCM needed on aisle thirteen, please. FCM to aisle thirteen."

Stupid.

[Dixie]

That sounds exciting.
I was hoping I'd no longer have to deal with doodoo after I stopped working with children.

[Otto]

When I worked in a restaurant during the summer, somebody wrote "hello" on the bathroom wall in their own shit.

[Pub Lover]

Protip: people don't like freaky looking asian meth-heads.

No way! I really like them. :(

[Otto]

Most people like them, until they get too big and become dangerous and then you have to flush them down the toilet.

[DevilWearsPrada]

And that's where urban legends are born

[Pub Lover]

http://www.thejavajive.com/images/blog/meth.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

Wom

[Kitsa]

Breaking news.

We were out at that Halloween place not long ago (just before midnight) and as we were coming back along the interstate, we passed this guy who was running like hell. We almost didn't see him, but he had a dirty wifebeater tied around his head.

A little further up, there was a bad accident with police and firetrucks and ambulances and a car that had the entire passenger side smashed in. The other car was in a cornfield about 30 feet away.

It doesn't really make sense for someone to randomly be running like hell along the interstate at night, or for someone who has been in an accident to run away from help. I'm gonna guess he had a warrant or something and was fleeing the scene. What do you think?

[WhiteRat]

He was fucked up off crystal meth.

[Dixie]

Tadao?

[pac-man]

He was just getting some exercise. It's not against the law to go for a midnight run wearing a wifebeater hat. At least I hope not.

[wobzire]

Tadao?
Your going to feel bad when you totally right.

[RaNkeri]

Me: Oh hi, I'm calling from the apartment A14 of *address*, I've bought myself an analog TV and I'm in a need of a digibox, does this appartment have antenna or cable connection?

Maintenance guy: Uhhh...duhhh...what?

Me: Is this appartment an antenna household or a cable household?

Maintenance guy: ...uhh....antenna

Me: you sure about that?

Maintenance guy: Uhhh....yeah...

Me: ok, thanks.

So, I bought myself a fucking digibox, meant for antenna households, only to notice it's not working. I call my landlord, only to learn that my appartment is a cable household.

"Reliable service 24/7" my ass. Fuck the maintenance, fuck the maintenance guy and fuck me for not calling my landlord in the first place >:

[kahljorn]

i didnt know there were such things as "Antaneaa houawholsa" and "cable households"

[MetalMilitia]

Surely checking what type of hole your wall contains would've been easier than phoning people?

[Pub Lover]

Finland.

[kahljorn]

oh thats right

[MetalMilitia]

I was just browsing the Internet for extremely large beanbag chairs and I noticed the company Sumo that make the Omni and SumoSac are using an advert apparently devised by Something Aweful on their website.

http://www.sumolounge-uk.com/indexVideo2.php

Funny.

Anyway - I really want a huge beanbag chair to lounge in but they cost like $199 and probably don't ship to the UK. Since when does a load of shredded foam cost a hundred quid? Pff.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Yeah sumo's using sites like SA and VGCats to write reviews of free chairs they send

[MetalMilitia]

I think with the right beanbag chair I could be looking like this:

http://www.sumolounge.com/sumosac/slide_g/Black.jpg

Within 4-6 months.

[DevilWearsPrada]

She's sitting the hell out of that chair!

[WhiteRat]

Can a mod delete the spam tennis threads in the Sports forum and maybe ban the ip of the tosser that posted them?

[Pub Lover]

Or chatroom them. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yes, Pub Lover is among revered I-Mockery members such as sports, ArrowX, and Khakha.

:lol

[Esuohlim]

So does anyone want me to reveal whose character Yukiko is or do y'all want to keep pretending she's a real person

[Esuohlim]

I'm fine with either option personally

[MetalMilitia]

In that case it's probably Guitar Woman.

[Pub Lover]

Or Jeanette again. :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

So does anyone want me to reveal whose character Yukiko is or do y'all want to keep pretending she's a real person

FWIW I vote "spill it".

Regardless what you do, "she's" pretty damned funny.

[WhiteRat]

I'm going to come clean on this one here guys.

Colonel Flagg is actually my character. Didn't see that one comin' now did ya?

[pac-man]

That twist was Shyamalanian.

[Sam]

I ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS SO DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR BREATH.

[Dixie]

One of my kittens tried to nurse on my armpit stubble the other day.
A subtle reminder to shave.

[Asila]

Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.

Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny.

[MattJack]

as long as it don't try to nurse on your upper lip

[MattJack]

and by upper lip, I mean your assho*e

[MattJack]

srry but thas all the hairy assho*e jokes I got :(

[Dixie]

Tadao's gone for the weekend on a meth binge.
He'll be back soon.

No worries on the kittens licking my asshole, they've still got claws.

[MattJack]

meth is sooooooo 1997 :rolleyes

The Dukes of Hazzard did meth back in the day

[MattJack]

oh going back to asshol*s man I ran across a hairy one the other day and i didn't know what to do so i just pretended that i didn't notice she had one :sick

[Dixie]

One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk.
So when she farts it's really funny.

[MattJack]

she was all

:SICKBURN

[MattJack]

isn't that stuff bad for your skin?

[Dixie]

Yeah, people with sensitive skin can't use it.
But she's tough when you get a bottle of tequila in her, and pretty entertaining too.

[MattJack]

tequila no es bueno mi amiga

i have an ex who use to get her stuff waxed. Paid like $50 bucks for it.

what a job to have.

[Dixie]

Dude, imagine the horrors they have to witness.
it's not all cute hot chicks that get their pubes ripped out.

[MattJack]

oh i know.

I think it must be horrible.

Just like being a gynaecologist :barf

What's the term for a dick doctor? Is there even a dick doctor?

[Dixie]

Prostitute.

[Asila]

One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk.
So when she farts it's really funny.


I would so pay to see that.

[Dixie]

The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.

[Kitsa]

Urologist.

I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem.

[Asila]

The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.

SEXY

Urologist.

I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem.

SEXY

[Sam]

Oh god. :x

[MetalMilitia]

Americans are the worst. In my continuing mission to seek out a huge beanbag chair I called the UK Sumo phone number to ask if I could get the SumSac in the UK (as the Omni is the only product listed on the UK site).
I got through to some American dude and I asked "Is it possible to get the SumoSac through the UK website as the Omni is the only product listed?". After some confusion about what I wanted he went off to find out. Couple of minutes later he told me yes - I could order it through the website. Naturally my next question was "Okay, but it's not listed so how can I do that?". Again there was some confusion and so I asked if I could order it over the phone. Again I was told "yes" at which point I thanked him for his help and hung up. Now call me a cynic but I don't believe for a moment he was giving me an informed opinion on anything - which is weird considering they only basically sell two products.

[RaNkeri]

Surely checking what type of hole your wall contains would've been easier than phoning people?

Unfortunately you can't tell cable plug apart from antenna plug, they look exactly the same :/

[Pub Lover]

http://akamaipix.crutchfield.com/graphics/infolib/homelib/h75ohmCoaxialConnector.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Finland, remember? >:

[Esuohlim]

Americans are the worst.

That does it, time to fight. :BOMBS

[Pub Lover]

Finland, remember? >:

Yup, I remember, but I couldn't find a picture of a String Telephone that looked Nordic enough.

[Tadao]

Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.

Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny.

Hey baby, I have a one eared bunny you can pet.

[Tadao]

Can we just expose DWP/ZBF instead?

[DevilWearsPrada]

Wrong :lol

[Tadao]

That would be worse for you if I am wrong.

[ElPila666]

1897 the year that Dracula was published :eek

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjBRngsM60

[RaNkeri]

Awesome book :educated

[Asila]

Hey baby, I have a one eared bunny you can pet.


Awesome, let's set a date.

[Tadao]

Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

[kahljorn]

is a one earred bunny the same thing as a vagina?

[Tadao]

I see you have never played the "Kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead" game before. Let me just pull one of my pockets inside out and undo my zipper for you. That's it Kahl, don't be afraid.

[JJ_Maniac]

I have honestly never heard someone refer to their member/whatever the hell you are talking about as a "one eared rabbit". Does this have anything to do with your avatar?

[Tadao]

I've tested all animals on countless 12yo girls. Bunny gets the most "YES!" answers.

[JJ_Maniac]

:x

[Pub Lover]

http://a645.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_9ae43a52226d28716c84ae2df970f0e4.jpg

EDIT: Minus muscles and charisma

Who needs charisma when your dick looks like a puppy?

[pac-man]

It's a rare disorder.

[JJ_Maniac]

Do you mind if I use that phrase as a sig?

[pac-man]

:lol

[Tadao]

Pacman, look at your cheeks dude, your bleaching uneven. You'll never get a loan if you can't hide how dark you really are.

[pac-man]

That was after I got the loan, but before my minority scholarships had been approved.

[Esuohlim]

You and Tadao are lucky that I'm only racist against white people

[pac-man]

But you still hate me as a person, though, right?

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/09/28/2872425445_f66daccf2e_b.jpg

[pac-man]

It's got dandruff.

[Asila]

Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

:lol I knew I had to lose it sometime

[Tadao]

I need bare tit pics to entice me. I won't share, you can trust me.

[Pub Lover]

Hey, I want in on that too. :(

[Tadao]

I can share. I want the left one! I shall call it Linda.

[wobzire]

Tadao your back! How was the meth binge?

[Tadao]

Dude! I wrecked the car and had to run down the highway from the cops!

[pac-man]

CIG FTW

[Tadao]

I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.

In my spare time I also enjoy building model airplanes and gardening.:eek

:rolleyes

Don't you see? Don't you get it? What gets under Jakes skin the most? People talking about his mom in a sexual manner. Get with the program.

[The Leader]

I don't do things to please you. I do them because I am compelled.

[Tadao]

Compelled to gay up shit.

[The Leader]

I might though, if you play your cards right.

Yeah, that too.

[Tadao]

Might what? Not be so gay? I don't think you can.

[wobzire]

Joats mom could compell him to not be so gay.

[The Leader]

Would you like to find out?

[pac-man]

I think somebody wants a red "X" over their avatar.

[Tadao]

YOU'RE GAY YOU GAY GAYING GAY LOVING GAYGAY!

[The Leader]

I've come to terms with that.

[Tadao]

HELP!
HELP!
I'M BEING GAYED AT!

[The Leader]

Like you're not used to it.

[Tadao]

:(

[Asila]

Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

[Pub Lover]

I still have a ton of them dateing from just before The Dark and up to Ice Age. I was gonna sell them, but I don't want to step foot into those stores anymore and have some sweaty geek try to tell me my cards are worth 1/4 of what I want.

Yeah, you get your full sweaty geek quota here. :(

[Pub Lover]

Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

It means pretty. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://livingalaska.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sarah_palin2.jpg

[Tadao]

Don't talk about Linda like that! I think I love her :(

[Asila]

Oh.... it does mean pretty.

You pulled it out of your ass, but hey Linda IS the nicer of the two.

[Tadao]

I figured you were right handed.

[Pub Lover]

You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused


:wank

JOAT provoked him. Pub, Esuohlim, Coldcache, Seven Force, and Tadao have been giving me the business for months now and I don't bitch about it.

EDIT: i.e. I don't "expect an apology" as Jake put it.

You're a tough blackman in the US military.

He is a soft, pudgy whiteboy with a probably made-up disorder that is still a pretty good codeword for never getting laid.

...

Plus, like I didn't even bother learning your username for the first few months, and stuff. :(

[Asila]

You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused:


:wank


I can't even begin to fathom the logistics of that, but I'm sure I can make some preliminary sketches.

[Tadao]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4663/sighpd2.jpg

[Kitsa]

I've been checking the news for stories about some crackhead fleeing the scene of a crash, but nothing yet :/

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'll show you excitement, and by excitement I mean penis, and by penis I mean poem. :MattJack :Pub Lover

No, I'm pretty sure I'd show penis too.

[WhiteRat]

You two just make sure that you don't cross the shafts.

[MattJack]

a dude showed me his penis the other day, and that shi* was gross.

[Tadao]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/palin-facebook-2.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Thank you sir you are quite the peach

Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek

no

[MetalMilitia]

Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.

[Sam]

HEY MILHOUSE BACKWARDS I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FINALLY HIT PUBERTY? >:

[Tadao]

Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.

I hope the hookers didn't try to talk to you! :eek

[Dixie]

Happy birthday Milhouse!!
:D:D:D

[WhiteRat]

Happy Birthday Milhouse. Don't think for a second though that I don't hate you anymore.

[RaNkeri]

Happy birthday milhose :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

My birthday is tomorrow guys, Pub is like 16 hours ahead :(

And I don't care much for these snide comments so thank you CiG and nobody else!

[Tadao]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILMOUSE!

[wobzire]

Mappy herthbay Billthemouse

[Tadao]

http://www.local12.com/media/news/b/4/d/b4ddbfbe-89f2-4fab-9834-abbaf24a934c/Story.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10229

I should just start gathering info on this guy now.

[MetalMilitia]

http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/l_9199967d82ae09b3975703b8ef118266.gifhttp://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/l_9199967d82ae09b3975703b8ef118266.gifhttp://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/l_9199967d82ae09b3975703b8ef118266.gif

[Tadao]

http://wintermute10101111.deviantart.com/journal/12722551/#comments

[Tadao]

Haha he's a homo

http://fc89.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/022/e/c/Merkle_by_Wintermute10101111.jpg

[Tadao]

That's one bad dude!

[DevilWearsPrada]

Is he a bad enough dude to save the president?

[executioneer]

happy birthday jixby phillips

[executioneer]

belated, anyways

[Pub Lover]

I hope you said that somewhere he'd see it as well as here. :(

[MarioRPG]

MM what's with all these cat gifs

[MetalMilitia]

what indeed

[Tadao]

:posh

[Tadao]

That girls tits are lopsided

NSFW http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg)

Can we get DWP banned for this? I'm just plain tired of him.

[Sam]

I AGREE

[Tadao]

So I've been stalking Kahljorn's geocities pictures. :(

[Pub Lover]

Did you find the ones of his wang? :eek

[Tadao]

no didn't find that one.

[Pub Lover]

What about him in the cocktail dress and heels?

[Tadao]

Thank god no, put I did find the half shirt and levi skirt.

[Esuohlim]

No stalking is necessary to see that one

[JJ_Maniac]

I have no idea what you space aliens are talking about, yet I'm strangely comfortable with that.

[Tadao]

Why do I feel like I won't get a free dinner for 2 at Chili's for answering this correctly?

http://cache.trafficmp.com/adv/m0/22/2008-09-22/0922_ygc_chilis_50gc_young_sarah_palin_160x600_15s ecs.gif

[executioneer]

marcy d'arcy was a politician?

[Tadao]

OH SHIT! Good call!

[MetalMilitia]

You know the recession is hitting hard when even Internet scams are giving away shit prizes.

This time last year you'd at least get an I-Pod. Or not.

[MetalMilitia]

The calendar reliably informs me that it is now Milhouse's birthday.

Milhouse, as your senior in both age and wisdom I offer you the gift of knowledge for your birthday. Ask me anything and I'll tell you the answer!