I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MetalMilitia]

the only way you could make that more horrific would be to make it an anime.

[Tadao]

People would rather chat about games than flame each other. Just turn this site into another video game site :(

[Pub Lover]

PUB LOVER... you seem to have some serious hate problems going on :P

I have no problems with hating, after all I do it often enough, but never seriously. Which makes you wrong, Fuckfasce.

[Tadao]

oops

[Pub Lover]

I DO HAVE SOME SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS THOUGH, BUT THAT'S NOTHING AN AMPLE SUPPLY OF DICKS WOULDN'T FIX.

[Pub Lover]

oops

Your email is showing.

Edit: EDITS! :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Yep

[Tadao]

I forgot my password :(

[Tadao]

http://isweb21.infoseek.co.jp/animal/sokaisha/020219/banana.JPG

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/no_stalking_pub.jpg

[executioneer]

like what if their FIRST album was a greatest hits?

some band did that... hmmm

what if they madea greatest hits but it was actually their least popular songs, or all new songs

[Pub Lover]

It's an honour to have my name related to someone like that, even if it's an order to leave her alone.

[Tadao]

Hopefully I can brag about her in the future.

[Tadao]

Hopefully I can brag about her in the future.

:milhouse

[Pub Lover]

Only if your plan involves being a ballless coward.

[Tadao]

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?tt=&login=tadao

Fark # 7335

I think my last post was a photochop sept 10th DOOMSDAY

[Pub Lover]

>: danny, what the F is wrong with you >:

FIEN, GO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT CUTE ROBOTS AND FAT PEOPLE RATHER THAN A MOVIE ABOUT A BAT AND A PRANKSTER

I'd go see Batman, but then I like fucking pale nerdy teenage boys and it's a great place to pick them up. Danny's interests lie elsewhere.

[bigtimecow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG5qDeWHNmk&feature=related

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[liquidstatik]

wut horrible music btc

[Tadao]

I agree :x

[bigtimecow]

i had the speakers down :(

[HickMan]

ANIMAL COLLECTIVE NEXT SATURDAY IN CHICAGO. I AM EXCITED.

[Tadao]

http://www.raggedcastle.com/webcrumbs/images/2002/06/02/hamster3.gif

[HickMan]

I am exciteder then that

[Tadao]

On a bar of hamsters dancing, how excited are you exactly?

[Tadao]

or maybe this?

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Excited%20Croc.jpg

[Tadao]

http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/04/sheep.jpg

[HickMan]

I am exciteder then that

[Tadao]

http://www.inaspawprints.com/images/005_LILY-solo-dressed-up.jpg

[HickMan]

That's about right

[Tadao]

I feel like a character on scrubs. rehashed jokes and gay

[Tadao]

: pub

[HickMan]

Guys animal collective is a good band and I am happy to get tickets. Be happy with me and stop complaining about life >:

[HickMan]

It's what Kimbo would listen to

[Tadao]

I'll have to watch some on youtube when I'm not playing WOW.

[HickMan]

WoW's for jerks

[Esuohlim]

ANIMAL COLLECTIVE NEXT SATURDAY IN CHICAGO. I AM EXCITED.

A peacebone got found
in a dinossaaauuurr wing :roar

[HickMan]

We tigers We tigers! Woop!

Woop Woop!

[Pub Lover]

:Publover

: pub

:tear

[Esuohlim]

:milhouse

:\

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/emoticons/ohwell.gif

:fartin

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

When your name is an emoticon you're a living cliche. :oao

[Dixie]

I thought that was what people here strive for.
Where is our beloved OAO? Anymore youtube videos from him lately?

[Sethomas]

YouTube videos? Either you're mistaking him for Jonathan Clement or for Sethomas, unless there was some hilarity to which I wasn't privy.

Either way, I'm sure Jack would be insulted!

[Fathom Zero]

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/home.html

[bigtimecow]

good morning everybody! :* :* :*

[Shrubfest]

Hiya!

[bigtimecow]

how ya doing shrubfest?

[Shrubfest]

well,my laptop just crashed nicely...and i'm ironing. Thrills.

You?

[bigtimecow]

at least you're not ironing your laptop... right?

i'm at work and as usual i'm bored as fuck. i'm adding titles and descriptions to image galleries and it's just a BLAST

[Shrubfest]

Mmmmm.....work.

Actually, it'd probably be more fun than being housekeeper, and being riduculed by friends for 'doing nothing all day'

[MetalMilitia]

I'm at home doing fuck-all because I don't have a job.

[Shrubfest]

Yay! But do you have any money? I don't.

[bigtimecow]

i have money but it goes maaad quick

[wobzire]

work is terrible...

[Shrubfest]

I applied to a charity shop, just for something to do. I get a trial Monday.

Whoo. Unpaid retail.

[bigtimecow]

is it like a salvation army or something?

i work at my school and it is really the best job i've ever had, but god, sometimes it's so monotonous and boring. mainly because i don't have an official "job," i'm just the web guy, graphics guy, and artbotics guy

you guys should check out artbotics actually, it's cool and fun and there are pictures of me ALL over the site!! http://artbotics.org/

[Shrubfest]

Its a local one, manned mainly by old church ladies.
Unfortunatly, I'm a facialy pierced athist.

I also have lost the power to spell. Sorry.

[bigtimecow]

oh boy, have fun with that then lol

so then is that you in the avatar?

[Shrubfest]

YipYip. Is that you in yours?

[bigtimecow]

no >:

GOD

[Shrubfest]

Good. That would be scary....

So, where you at?

[bigtimecow]

lowell, massachusetts -- MILL CITY WHAT

brb my computer is at like 95% guyz

[Shrubfest]

Wow, it sounds a lot like here. Textile mills. And canals.

[MetalMilitia]

Do you live in early 19th century England, Shrubfest?

[liquidstatik]

YipYip. Is that you in yours?
:lol

[liquidstatik]

shrubfesst i'm an atheist too you wanna go catch a movie sometime? ;D

[bigtimecow]

still at like 51% and the only thing i have open is firefox, aim, and windows media player >:

WHAT DANNY, YOU GOT SOMETHIGN TO SAY

[Shrubfest]

Do you live in early 19th century England, Shrubfest?

Might as well.

[Shrubfest]

Hmm...Problem.

Do I eat the last slice of cake, so I can wash the cakebox an put it away, or leave it, and see if my mother wants it when she gets home from holiday this evening?

[bigtimecow]

leave it for your mother

guys i'm listening to a bluegrass version of black sabbath's paranoid right now that someone at work just showed me; it's lol, and actually not bad on its own http://www.fugly.com/audio/599/Blue_Grass_Ozzie.html

[MetalMilitia]

Hmm, a tricky situation indeed. If I were you I would put the cake slice on a small plate and cover it with something then put it in the fridge so I could offer it to my mother later. I would then wash the cakebox.

[Shrubfest]

Hmm....Leave it it is.

I'll Have a banana instead.

[bigtimecow]

i'm huuuuuuungry

grooooooaaaaaaaaan

[Shrubfest]

Revenge for the doughnut comment yesterday!

[bigtimecow]

>: WELL MAYBE I'LL GO GET SOME MORE, THERE'S A DUNKIN DONUTS RIGHT NEXT TO MY WORK

[Shrubfest]

Problem solved! :D

[bigtimecow]

nah, my stomach isn't feeling so hot right now :(

[Shrubfest]

Aw...Have a cuppa. Sometimes helps.

Time to go clean the fish tank. Whoop.

[bigtimecow]

a what?

[Shrubfest]

Cup of tea, m'darlin.

[MattJack]

i heard weed is better

jus sayin

[Shrubfest]

:)

[wobzire]

hugs not drugs

[MattJack]

butt plugs not hugs

[wobzire]

persian rugs not white thugs

[wobzire]

i'm out.

[Fathom Zero]

You leave your drink around me believe your drink gonna get drunk up.

[wobzire]

thanks for the heads up

[Shrubfest]

Fish tank nearly cleaned.
I'm now coated in stinky fish water and bruises.
Sigh.

[Fathom Zero]

Water bruises you? What a horrible life you must have in England.

[Shrubfest]

Haha. No, the raw edges on the top of the tank.

[MattJack]

persian rugs not white thugs

:lol you win this round, wobzire!!!

Shrubfest, I've heard of hard water, but god damn! :davechappelle

[wobzire]

is a a huge aqaurium? why are you always doing chores?

[HickMan]

Fish tank nearly cleaned.
I'm now coated in stinky fish water and bruises.
Sigh.

More like :sigh

[Shrubfest]

Its big-ish. Just quite high up, and i'm a bit short...

And it's cos i'm a SLAVE!

And my mother is on holiday so everything falls to me.

[wobzire]

Well we are here for you. By here I mean probably the other side of the planet, but you know. Here for support! Or to insult you. Depends on the mood. You know.

[MattJack]

a/s/l

pics?

[wobzire]

Are you serious?
Is he serious?

[Shrubfest]

Dunno...

Should I be worried?
Also, I'm too stupid to know how to pic post.

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4DX4nsobHW8

[bigtimecow]

so i was crossing the street like 15 minutes ago, and a black cat ran by and almost got hit by a car!

am i doomed? :(

[wobzire]

YA! You are totally going to die evenetually

[liquidstatik]

I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED V

[bigtimecow]

AWWW FUCK

:( damn guys these are my final days what do i do

[bigtimecow]

DANNY, I'M GOING TO DIE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS... oh forget it, i'm going to miss you when i die :(

[liquidstatik]

lets go to disney world before you go, i've never been there :eek

[MattJack]

lets go to disney world before you go, i've never been there :eek

a/s/l

pics?

[Shrubfest]

Erm, get lots of nice edible things, a big comfy thing, and stay on the forum til death occurs.

[wobzire]

If your over 12 prepare for the let down of a lifetime. It's still fun and all but the magic just isn't there. And fat people LORD OH LORD fat people.

[liquidstatik]

im not over 12 :x

[wobzire]

well get your child ass to disney

[Pub Lover]

He's talking about age, not IQ.

[liquidstatik]

will you take me? :(

[liquidstatik]

shut up pub im smart son

[MattJack]

a/s/l

pics?

[wobzire]

IM NOT GOING. ASK THE DEAD GUY!

[wobzire]

AND WOULD SOMEONE DISCLOSE THEIR INFO TO MAKE THAT GUYS DAY ALREADY? :capsoff

[liquidstatik]

a/s/l

pics?

20/MALE/ASHDOWN,ARKANSAS
HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/DANNYTATOMSTHESHIT THERE'S PCITURES THURR

A/S/L & wanna cam?

[MattJack]

wobzire

a/s/l

pics?

[MattJack]

HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/DANNYTATOMSTHESHIT THERE'S PCITURES THURR


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22/m/the dirty

my webcam broke, but I do have full spread pics ;)

[wobzire]

20. man. can.

I'm at work so no pics for now

[bigtimecow]

man, this forum LOVES people at work huh?

unless they work at pizza hut :o

[liquidstatik]

YOU HAVE TO UNCAPS THE URL JACK

[liquidstatik]

man, this forum LOVES people at work huh?

unless they work at pizza hut :o

FUCK THAT JOB, I've gotten only 2 days a week the last 3 weeks. >:

[MattJack]

all the pizza hut workers use to post in the FOOD forum (rip)

wah wah wahhhhhhhh

[bigtimecow]

the other day, danny told me that he dropped food on the floor but served it anyway :whoa

[liquidstatik]

i drop like 90% of the stuff i pick up there but w/e

[wobzire]

I am on lunch as of one minute ago and I was actually going to go to the pizza hut accross the street.

[bigtimecow]

make sure you don't cross any black cats as you're crossing :/

[MattJack]

and that nobody named danny is making your food

[MattJack]

AND on I-Mockery.com/forum

[bigtimecow]

like a month or two ago i typed in i-mockery.net and felt stupid

[liquidstatik]

i wish it still was i-mockery.net that was a lot cooler and i never had to see the real site or even ever think about seeing it

[bigtimecow]

if i ever go to the main site now i get really confused. i haven't given it enough time to get used to it. it's not like i like the main site all that much anyway :-/

[liquidstatik]

thats wut i'm sayin :lol

[bigtimecow]

:lol

[wobzire]

well I just went to the grocery store and got 2 redbulls and a mars bar for lunch.

[bigtimecow]

you unhealthy fuck

[wobzire]

it was that or floorperoni pizza

[Shrubfest]

Lunch, eh? Its teatime here...

[wobzire]

and im on an early lunch its only 11:15

[liquidstatik]

it's about to be weed time here 8]

[bigtimecow]

its about an hour after noon right now in MASSACHUSETTS

can't blame you about the pizza though; good job danny you ruined the franchise

[wobzire]

it's about to be weed time here 8]
I'm calling the police

[Pub Lover]

Are we playing the time game? Because I win.

[wobzire]

Really? Damn. I thought I had that round.

[Shrubfest]

Why Pub? What time you got?

[wobzire]

yeah how can you beat weed time?

[Pub Lover]

NEVERMIND! I FORGOT I MOVED TO TEXAS.

[MetalMilitia]

Pub is about 5 days in the future.

[Esuohlim]

NEVERMIND! I FORGOT I MOVED TO TEXAS.

SAY HI TO HANK HILL FOR ME

YOU FAGGOT

[Esuohlim]

j/k but really texas sucks :x

[Esuohlim]

UNLESS YOU ARE PULLING A FAST ONE ON ME :eek

[Esuohlim]

:hypno

[wobzire]

Hahaha take THAT place where he lives!

[Tadao]

HEY MILHOUSE I MEET A PRETTY GIRL ON TUESDAY

[bigtimecow]

OH YEAH WHO

[Esuohlim]

SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP

[Shrubfest]

Did you eat her Tadao?

[Tadao]

I CUTEY 8 PAGES AGO. I WNAT MILHGOUSE TO GIVE ME ADVICE SO THAT I CAN STAY ABSTINENT.

[bigtimecow]

http://whobynumbers.com/pictures/members/keithmoon.jpg ? ;-/

[Tadao]

Did you eat her Tadao?

I find that offensive young lady.

[Pub Lover]

TADAO, YOU LEAVE THE CORPSE OF KEITH MOON ALONE, I TELL YA WHAT!

[wobzire]

I'm confused. Did you want to get with the girl or not?

[bigtimecow]

if tadao ate keith moon's corpse he would get sooooooooooooooooo fucked up

horse tranquilizers... RIP keith moon :(

[Tadao]

That seat didn't say "Not to be taken from behind"

[Tadao]

if tadao ate keith moon's corpse he would get sooooooooooooooooo fucked up

horse tranquilizers... RIP keith moon :(

Yeah Keith moon's corpse would get so high.

[Tadao]

I'm confused. Did you want to get with the girl or not?

I'm practicing Milhouse's tantric sex course. Best way to not cum is to not talk to girls.

[wobzire]

Oh sweet. Or marry her!

[bigtimecow]

oh fucking BURNED

but that's not true; porn will catch up to you and make you cum like mad ;-/ i guess

[Tadao]

MOD power abuse in 3,2,1

[bigtimecow]

pardon?

[wobzire]

ya what? I'm not getting banned am I?

[Shrubfest]

So, i found a caterpiller in the jam yesterday.

[Tadao]

Did you take naked pics of it?

[Tadao]

Did you suck the jam off of it?

[Tadao]

Roll it on our tounge?

:wank

[bigtimecow]

the jam or the caterpillar? :-/

[wobzire]

Poor girls on the internet.

[Shrubfest]

Nope to all of them, Tadao. I threw it in the bin. And proceded to have a peanut butter sandwich instead.

[Tadao]

SHE KNEW WHEN SHE SIGNED UP! I EVEN MADE IT CLEAR THAT I WOULD TREAT HER IN SUCH A MANNER!

[Tadao]

Nope to all of them, Tadao. I threw it in the bin. And proceded to have a peanut butter sandwich instead.

Awww, it died a jammy death? :(

[wobzire]

I'm not saying they don't deserve it for being girls.

[Tadao]

It really wanted to be a peanutbutterfly

[Shrubfest]

Nope! it just wiggled into the bin and will live on a landfill now.

And I know exactly how Tadao is. He amuses me.

[Tadao]

:lol KItsa was scared of me at first.

[Shrubfest]

Aw...Well, I can understand why....

[Tadao]

It was Pubs fault.

[bigtimecow]

everything is pubs fault :x

[Shrubfest]

Heheheh

[Fathom Zero]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/darknoghri/jokerclap.gif

[Tadao]

My last GF was from the internet forums. We have the same disease. The girl I'm going to meet is from another forum....

[Tadao]

I think I need to put the perv title back on. :x

[bigtimecow]

i agree

[Kitsa]

:lol KItsa was scared of me at first.

The hell I was. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

Where did you get the idea that I was afraid of you?

[Shrubfest]

AAAAHHHH. FLASH PLAYER 9 WILL NOT INSTALL. I'M ABOUT TO CRY.

[Tadao]

Not scared as in afraid, more like weary of me being an internet creep that will bug the fuck out of you.

http://science.kukuchew.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/pet_medicine.jpg

[Kitsa]

Well, that's pretty much how you introduced yourself, so what else was I supposed to think? :P

[Tadao]

:lol I'm honest hehe

I mean it was Pub's fault!

[Shrubfest]

Think it worked! Yay!


N/m

[Tadao]

Pub did start it :( I can prove it but I don't want too.

[Kitsa]

lol k

I am in a good mood today and NOTHING EXCEPT THE CAVITY I JUST FOUND IN MY TOOTH CAN RUIN IT.

[Tadao]

You've been in a bad mood lately, do you need a schtooking?

[Tadao]

The joke relies on a previously established fact.

The fact being that Tadao is Japanese (partially).

& a perv.

:tear I'm a victim I tell you!

[Kitsa]

Eh, cut me some slack, I've had a bad few months and had an allergic reaction on Tues. that damn near killed me. I'm easing back up. Liquor helps.

[Tadao]

Maybe this will cheer you up more.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/102/300464483_7b7659d414.jpg

[Kitsa]

Oh, Tadao, you are just a barrel of lolz.

[Tadao]

Your'e just jealous because I'm more japanese than you.

[Kitsa]

No, I'm proud to be a gaijin because people act so fucking impressed when I manage competence in anything Japanese.

[HickMan]

I'm fixin for a fight again guys! :fight

[Tadao]

That's silly, stupid people (no not you, but the people impressed). I'll never understand the fascination with the japanese people. Thier products, yeah. I like a lot of things that japan has created. The japanese as a whole are one of the most racist and evil race of people on the earth.

[Tadao]

:gw

[Tadao]

I'm fixin for a fight again guys! :fight

Naw, I have to put on Kitsa gloves because she'll turn into a GabbyGG if I don't.

[Kitsa]

They've done some evil shit, sure. I'd do bento even if it wasn't Japanese, though, just from the art end of it. But in Japanese magazines and stuff when they write something about them, they always make a big deal about OMG SHE ISN'T JAPANESE and it's pretty funny.

[Kitsa]

I'm not into the emo "I'm gonna kill myself because yuo don't like me" shit.

[Tadao]

They've done some evil shit, sure. They are still doing it actually.

[Guitar Woman]

:gw
what

[HickMan]

Those god damned Japs stink up everywhere they go :racist

[Tadao]

Praise white Jesus I'm half white

http://leseanthomas.com/gallery/images/Boondocks/000-106-01-ruckus-front2-.jpg

[Tadao]

Wish my jap half was black though. I have no racial dancing skills and malados are hot.

[Kitsa]

I just ordered some awesome pens but you get no link because that would be spam and THAT'S NOT HOW I ROLL.

[MetalMilitia]

What about these pens makes them any more awesome than the cracked, slightly chewed Biro sitting on the floor under my desk?

[Kitsa]

The fact that they look and feel exactly like lit cigarettes, enough to fool smokers. When you pull it out in a no-smoking area, the looks you get are priceless.

[HickMan]

I live in Ohio and the whole state is a non-smoking area >:

[Kitsa]

I live in Ohio and I agree, except for one bar not far from here that seems to have decided "fuck it".

[HickMan]

There are a couple bars from around here that say that. But that's cuz we're the home of BOXING'S MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD KELLY 'THE GHOST' PAVLIK

[HickMan]

:cheer

[Kitsa]

You're from Youngstown? Icky. ;)

[HickMan]

STFU Y-TOWN IS MY-TOWN

[Kitsa]

You said you wanted a fight, I was just trying to do my part.

Actually, there are places way worse than Youngstown these days.

[MetalMilitia]

The fact that they look and feel exactly like lit cigarettes, enough to fool smokers. When you pull it out in a no-smoking area, the looks you get are priceless.

You should walk round a bar writing "cancer" on people with the cigarette pen.

[liquidstatik]

it takes me 3 towellss to get dry when i get out of the shower and im still not even all the way dry my balls & gooch are still kinda damp uuuuuggh

[MetalMilitia]

Get a bigger towel?

[liquidstatik]

they're huge towels though :(

[liquidstatik]

they just suck real hard and don't do their job >:

[Kitsa]

Well, I don't smoke because I'm a cancer patient and it would be pretty fucking stupid of me, so it's amusing to shock people who think I shouldn't be holding a lit cigarette.

[MetalMilitia]

I have a pen shaped like an abducted child so when I'm skulking around outside schools the parents are all like ":eek", but then I explain to them it's just a humorous pen and they're usually okay with it.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Kitsa]

Dude where can I get one

[ElPila666]

Are you guys talking about weed? cuz i heard that in Italy now it's legal to grown marijuana if you are into rastaman religion, idk it's seems that the new pope likes weed

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD IS BORING WHEN PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE TERM "CHAT" SERIOUSLY

[Esuohlim]

:infraction

[Pub Lover]

I THINK WHAT ESUOHLIM MEANS IS THERE SHOULD BE MORE CAT PICTURES

ALSO, LESS BLAMING PUB FOR STUFF

[liquidstatik]

http://fromupabove.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/thanksgiving-dog-cat.jpg

[HickMan]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/daveamazak/jim_carrey_ace_ventura.gif

[Fathom Zero]

Good luck, Max.