I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080609/clive_owen.jpg

She just liked seeing you with your shirt off. :love

No, she forced me into growing up and dressing nice. Later on she wondered what happened to the original me. :x

[Pub Lover]

Everyone knows Tadai lose their value once they're removed from their original packaging.

[Kitsa]

There was also a guy in hunting camo and one who had a shirt that said WOMEN WANT ME, FISH FEAR ME in neon puffy paint.

One thing that I can say about you after seeing your pictures, Tadao, is that at the very least you seem to be able to dress appropriately when necessary. More than I could say about a lot of people.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Tadao]

I spent the last 15 years in dress pants and ties. I can sell the devil fire. It's just not the real me.

[Kitsa]

What I meant was that you can get your shit together when necessary. As can I. Hose and a dress aren't the real me either, but I do it when I have to.

[Tadao]

People would consider me consevative if they had never met me before.

[Tadao]

Oh yeah, I clean up real nice. I think that's the phase people use on me nowadays.

[Kitsa]

Heh.

When I left my hospital job, I was convinced pantyhose were the work of Satan. I was all for building a bonfire of them and dancing around it.

[Tadao]

Being half Japanese and male, that makes me cry.

[Kitsa]

It's like being stuffed into a fucking sausage casing.

[Pub Lover]

Naked Ladies Dancing Around Burning Stuff? That makes you cry?

I suggest that you are favouring a lifestyle outside of the norm that involves dicks in your face.

[Tadao]

The white half of me is extremely homophobic.

[Kitsa]

http://cgi.ebay.com/JACK-DANIELS-JAPANESE-WHISKEY-ALCOHAL-COOL-T-SHIRT_W0QQitemZ120412304007QQihZ002QQcategoryZ1551 93QQssPageNameZWD4VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp 1638Q2em124

there's that shirt if you want it, tadao. You can pull it off.

[Tadao]

Hmmm, I might get it after payday.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/BuyTadaoAShirt4Beach.jpg

[Tadao]

Too bad the site doesn't have it listed. I never buy anything from Ebay. Especially after I heard that fowl shit come from the CEOs mouth during Palins run.

[Kitsa]

I've started buying a lot of stuff on etsy because they don't buttrape you with fees and you can get anything you want custom-made with their alchemy feature.

[Tadao]

Cool, I'll have to show mom, she quit selling on Ebay because now the seller can't leave negative comments about buyers who rip people off and she hates having to use Paypal and pay their fees. I don't know for sure if she's right, I only know she won't sell on there.

Edit: Nevermind, she sells the old coin collection. That won't qualify lol.

[Tadao]

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.66470566.jpg


:lol :lol :lol

[Kitsa]

Etsy has a "vintage" category, she might get away with listing it there.

[Kitsa]

Where else could you find a google-eyed fairy turd (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21896609&ref=sr_list_10&&ga_search_query=poop&ga_search_type=category&category=geekery&ga_page=&includes%5B%5D=tags&includes%5B%5D=title)bottled as a pendant?

Also, lolz (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24156599&ref=sr_list_6&&ga_search_query=shit&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes%5B%5D=tags&includes%5B%5D=title)

[Tadao]

Just finished Sicko. I was so glad it ended on a Cat Stevens song. I feel so horrible that I have given up on America and humans. I'd rather run from this country then try to change the minds of half the country.

I was a little skeptical about the quality of the Cuban treatment.

She went to...a....doctor.

He gave her......a.....diagnosis.

We'll never know if it was the right one, but it was pretty much the one they wanted to hear.

Michael Moore has some really good points, but some of his stuff I stop well short of buying wholeheartedly.

And I'm neither conservative nor republican.

Yeah, I hear you, but I do know all about Kaiser and Nixon. That's not all though This whole defense of torture is eating me up inside. So many people are saying that it is justified. Then there are all the people who put their hope in Obama, all that hope should be put into their neighborhood. It's all gonna fall hard and fast and half of America will be saying "I told you so" while the other half will say "We tried", and we will be at our most kicked and beaten and the powerful will swoop down and feast on whats left.

But that's just me. I'm sure I'm very wrong.

[Tadao]

Also, lolz (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24156599&ref=sr_list_6&&ga_search_query=shit&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes%5B%5D=tags&includes%5B%5D=title)

I used to have cards that basically cussed you out and requested that you leave a can opener so that I could get into my car.

[Pub Lover]

I was coming to this thread to talk about the British section of Sicko being misleading, but I was distracted by photoshop.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

:balls

[Tadao]

What's the misleading part? I hear that they have some good size hurdles.

[Pub Lover]

I don't remember, I was overcome by the act of rubbing your digital nipples.

[Tadao]

DIGIPPLES!

[Tadao]

http://www.nyums.com/images/08mar/putridpal3.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.sinning.org/images/nomeansno.jpg

[Kitsa]

I dunno. Michael Moore strikes me as someone who, as I said before, does have a lot of good points...but I think he's also capable of pulling out all of the half-truths and propaganda stops he can in order to make those points. Things got awfully twisty in Sicko.

True, we don't have universal healthcare and we need to either have some version of it or make reasonable healthcare more available in some other way. But I don't believe for a minute that countries that do have universal healthcare are skipping through some la-la-la medical fairyland where everything is just fantastic.

The reform I'd really like to see is for all of the states to follow Massachusetts' example and make it illegal for insurance companies to discriminate against someone with childhood cancer. I was born with my cancer and, as far as insurance companies were concerned, I had a lifelong "pre-existing condition" and had to either jump through their hoops (at one point going a YEAR WITHOUT TREATMENT) or not have insurance at all. Long story shorter, insurance companies have fucked with my entire life, up to and including having to leave medical school to work fulltime and keep insurance.

So it's not like I don't have a big problem with the insurance companies.

[Dimnos]

I have talked to one Canadian about the universal health care they have up there. She said it sucks. BAD. Yea everyone can get treatment.... But by everyone they mean EVERYONE. You break your arm? Have fun waiting in line all day with that broken arm while you wait for your turn. She said she was happy to pay for faster medical service.

Insurance companies are the devil! I work with an older lady who has some problem with her knee. It constantly hurts her and she has to go in twice a year and have it drained or something just so she can continue to walk. They consider it elective and she has to pay for it all herself. Other than that and the fact that she is in her 60s, she is actually in rather good health. This kind of thing happens all over the place all the time with insurance companies. Most people would be better off just putting their money in a savings account.

[Tadao]

You break your arm? Have fun waiting in line all day with that broken arm while you wait for your turn. She said she was happy to pay for faster medical service.

I'm on the do not insure list. So yeah, I would gladly wait in line with a broken arm instead of having my brother try to snap it back in place and make me a splint based based of a scene in a Die Hard movie.

[Aaarg]

Insurance forms just get ya' down! What everybody needs to do... is dance!

[Tadao]

Since my spine is fused, I can only pogo :tear

THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE!

[Esuohlim]

Instead of studying I'm playing Doom all day http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons_classic/grin.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons_classic/grin.gif

[Tadao]

http://thegamereviews.com/userfiles/image/Bargain%20Bin/01-21-09/Doom.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I'm fucking up some Cacodemons left and right :picklehat

I was obsessed with Doom when I was about seven or eight, and I haven't played it in forever :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Since my spine is fused, I can only pogo :tear

THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE!


They tried to get me to fuse mine by I opted to just live with the pain instead. Bad times.

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Smilies/worsttthread.gif

[Tadao]

They tried to get me to fuse mine by I opted to just live with the pain instead. Bad times.

I was never given the option, it fuses on it's own. It's a super power.

[Tadao]

Oh, and was buttsex involved the other night? And hook me up with you sister.

[Dixie]

I'M NAKED AND I'M STILL SWEATING.
I'm going to stand in front of the freezer now.

[Tadao]

Funny, that's were I put the live cam!

[Aaarg]

Turkey's done!

[Dixie]

Freezer was useless.
No ice cream.
:(

[Fathom Zero]

HONKA HONKA

[Fathom Zero]

Nothing says soothing cold like rich, creamy Haagen Dazs.

[Dixie]

I KNOW!
And if we had gone to the grocery store last night like I wanted, I'd have my goddamm fancy ice cream.

[Aaarg]

I was at the grocery store last night for 18 and a half hours. in a few hours I'll be there again, but only for eight.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU WANTED ICE CREAM!

[Zhukov]

The night doesn't go for eighteen and a half hours.

[Sam]

It does in some places. :eek

[Aaarg]

well it was afternoon, evening, night, early morning, morning.

[Dixie]

Dammit.
no ice cream tonight in my slimfast
no ice cream tonight in my bowl

[Sam]

I GOT ICE CREAM. ;)

[Dixie]

UP YOURS ******

[Dixie]

I totally did not mean that.

[Tadao]

Totally

[Zhukov]

It does in some places. :eek

Oh shit it does too! Sorry Arg.

[MetalMilitia]

It lasts for 30 whole days in some places films.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh, and was buttsex involved the other night? And hook me up with you sister.

It was not :( but she is a hippie chick so it will soon enough. I don't remember if she's a vegan and works at an abortion clinic or against the abortion clinic.

I'll try and mail order my sister to you. I keep trying to hook her up with guys. Mainly the guy from craigslist with the mario brothers fetish. So it might be tough for her to take me seriously.

My ex keeps wanting to get back together with me and I'm trying not to have it.

[Kitsa]

My damn dog broke my damn watch :(

I thought she was here to help me :(

[Tadao]

Well I'm gonna be in NJ and NY this August.

[Tadao]

My damn dog broke my damn watch :(

I thought she was here to help me :(

Did she lick your face until you got back off the floor?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao: Stop by Buffalo in August then. It's nowhere near NJ though.

Kitsa: Maybe your dog was telling you it's time to get a new watch.

[Tadao]

Well after NJ, I would go to Albany to see an old friend. Is that near Buffalo? I'd still like to toss a few back at a bar with you, even without you hot sister. But yeah, I will be wearing a chastity belt around you so don't even think about slipping me a mickey.

[Kitsa]

No. I was throwing her a ball and she got too excited and grabbed my arm, which broke my watch off. And I can't find the little metal pin, so I have no idea what now. It's in the grass in the backyard somewhere.

[Tadao]

Ah, she broke the wrist band, you can get those bars and a watchmakers!

[Kitsa]

Probably. It's a brand-new watch, which pisses me off a little.

[Tadao]

You should hug till she cries.

[Kitsa]

ehhh, I'm going to stop just short of actually being insane.

I'm tired and depressed. I think I might make soup.

[Tadao]

Awww, you need a Japanese street festival.

[Kitsa]

I do need a Japanese street festival.

But then there'd be an avalanche of gaijin fucks, starwarsing around with cheapie samurai swords, cosplaying, and babbling about otaku this and anime that and how great Fullmetal Alchemist is.

And I'd still be depressed.

[Misdemonar]

FOUR TWENTY DRINK WEED EVERY DAY

[Tadao]

:( you need to go to the ones in San Francisco. It doesn't get trashed by gaijin.

[Sam]

DRINKIN BLUNTS AND SMOKIN' FORTIESSSSSSS

[Tadao]

Sipping on Gin and Juice

[Sam]

LAID BAAAAAAAAAACK

[Tadao]

Ok 10k, looks like I could go to NJ, take rail to Albany, and then a rail to Buffalo and fly back from there. I can use you as an excuse to get away from my ex if she acts all weird.

[Womti]

drink a few blunts, smoke a few beers

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That sounds good. I'll be in Nashville, TN from 8/8/09 - 8/11/09. Anytime besides that is good though. When are you going to be in NJ?

[Tadao]

8-1 for a festival

http://www.apwfestival.com/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh wow, that lineup looks really amazing. Just let me know

[Tadao]

Yeah, maybe I'll go from NJ to Buffalo, then Albany. I shall plant my wallet and hope it gets fatter.

[Dixie]

No you can't go to NY August 1st.

[Dixie]

or August 2nd

[Tadao]

Why are you having an early b-day?

[Dixie]

Kind of, but mostly because I'll be in NY that weekend.

[Tadao]

Well I'll be in New Jersey so you'll be safe.

[Dixie]

That's too close, man.

[Tadao]

The court order only say 500 feet.

[Dixie]

Out of sight, out of mind my friend.

[MetalMilitia]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6241/swineflu.jpg

[Tadao]

http://iansouter.com/swine_flu_dick_cheney.jpg

[Shrubfest]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH HA.

Yeah.

[Kitsa]

I can already tell today is going to be shitty. I had a nightmare about being euthanized, then after I went back to sleep I woke up with the most horrible headache I've had in a long time. The dog jerked me around the yard in the pouring rain. The boyfriend said he had bad news from the doctor, then "just kidding". It's just going to be one of those days.

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol @ tadao

What's funnier is that it's actually true. Except Burgess Meredith played a better Penguin. :posh

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Burgess Meredith by far.

Kitsa: I woke up with a giant headache too today....but I didn't go drinking last night. I did hang out with my cousin who smoked like two packs of cigarettes though.

Bad times

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

:brakface

[MattJack]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6241/swineflu.jpg

:lol

<3

[Zomboid]

Fuck off with that heart thing >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.bigplansbigcrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mati.jpg

[Dixie]

http://mapsomething.com/presentations/web2.0expo/img/animated_heart.gif

[Dixie]

http://strategerie.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ann-and-nancy-wilson.jpg

[Sam]

BARRACUDDDAA

[Misdemonar]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5444/65872281.jpg

[The Leader]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/tempheart.jpg

[Dr. Boogie]

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/75/45/76/7545762_tml.jpg

[Seven Force]

owen wilson or owen hart?

[Zomboid]

http://strategerie.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ann-and-nancy-wilson.jpg
Nancy Wilson was so hot :love

AND I PASSED MY DRUG TEST TODAY! :lol

[Fathom Zero]

BREAK OUT THE KEG AND A LADY

[Tadao]

http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/334.gif

[Sam]

FUCK YOU, SPAMBOT

[Dimnos]

Nancy Wilson was so hot :love

So true! Yet....

AND I PASSED MY DRUG TEST TODAY! :lol

Such a lie.

[MetalMilitia]

CRAPPYgifs more like!

[Kitsa]

He didn't say whose pee it was.

[Zomboid]

It's true, and it was my own pee! I was pleasantly surprised, cause last summer I tested positive for PCP despite never having seen the stuff. Those urine tests are notorious for false positives, but I haven't smoked pot in quite a while, so yay! :D

[Tadao]

Whilst being a department manager for a grocery store, I learned a lot of things about drug tests and stuff. It's been years but, they only test for like 7 things. It's really expensive. They were thinking about removing PCP and doing a more intense search for Ecstasy. No one does PCP anymore :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

PCP is so passé.

[Tadao]

I did it once, Beverly hills cop and Top Secret just came out and we went to a drive in. I spent all of Beverly Hills Cop in the snack bar somehow.

[Dimnos]

I have a friend who once had a drug test come back with false positives on everything. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-kitten-doc.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I spent all of Beverly Hills Cop in the snack bar somehow.

You didn't miss much. :blah

[Tadao]

It was weird, we put some dust on some opinionated Thai bud. Then I went to the snack bar and had to walk up and down the waves of cement cause they do that so cars park at an upward angle. I bought a hot dog and felt it go all though my stomach system. Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.

I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours.

[Kitsa]

That would have been fun to watch.

All of the anti-drug literature sort of leads you to believe that people go nuts, try to peel off their own skin, etc, but I think mainly they just stare dully at gamestart screens thinking they're playing for 2 hours.

[Colonel Flagg]

Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.

I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours.

I hope it wasn't "PONG" - that would mean you were seriously fucked up.

[Tadao]

It was a pacman style game where you are a robber picking up money bags while cop cars chase you. It had a short lifespan, but it was in every arcade at the time.

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks for the information. I feel much better for you. : phew!

[Tadao]

I know I put a quarter in and I know I was moving the joystick around. I also remember thinking about how awesome I was doing and the cops could never catch me! :lol

[Kitsa]

I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."

Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now.

[Tadao]

I like my kitchens active.

[Dimnos]

I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."

Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now.

Was it Panda Express?

[Kitsa]

No, although I had a bad experience with a mall panda express once.

No, this is a local one, but it's obvious the owner sank a ton of money into the place. All of the dishes are detailed with his logo in gold, there are giant Chinese urns on lit pillars and other enormous pieces of Asian art around the place, and there's all the standard trendy frosted glass and floor-to-ceiling slate fountains you'd expect from a pricey place.

The entree was delicious- had the majority of that (veggies in garlic sauce, and a little bit of white rice with it- they didn't have brown), a pot of hot tea, and part of a dessert. My experience was 100% positive until the stomach cramps started :(

To be fair to them, this is the first time it's happened to me and could be an isolated incident, so I won't mention them by name.

[Tadao]

I wonder if he uses MSG.

[Kitsa]

could be, but usually stuff heavily laced with it gives me a headache and/or chest pains. None of that this time around.

[Babs]

Maybe you just have a weak stomach or you started your period.

[Kitsa]

The world may never know. I think probably the veggies weren't washed, or they had some sort of preservative on them. That's usually what happens.

[Babs]

His store was maybe just a front just to sabotage the stomachs of American individuals such as yourself. That commie bastard.

[Kitsa]

it is May Day, I'm not ruling anything out.

[Shyandquietguy]

I got stomach cramps from a can of Chef Boy Ar Dee ravioli once.

[Kitsa]

If anything, he'd probably be more of a fascist.

[Shyandquietguy]

Well shit, just ask them if they have a public restroom. Then you'll know.

[Tadao]

Oh man, too much booze and excitement. I have to do a 5k walk for NAMI tomorrow too. I'm gonna puke on a psycho. :puke :x

[Colonel Flagg]

My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek

[Dimnos]

My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek


Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.

[Kitsa]

I spent an hour in walmart trying to track down a perfectly reasonable list of things. The bf went to the car and called me angrily after 45 mins, thinking I was...dunno, wandering around drooling or something.

The place is just too fucking big.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

May the 4th is in two days!

[WhiteRat]

I'm going to try to wash and clean out my sweet 1995 Camry today for the first time in over a year.

[Kitsa]

I had a brainstorm and thought up the perfect mother's day gift for my mother-in-law. Then we went all over the place and couldn't find it.

Dammit!

[Misdemonar]

WAS IT DEATH

[Kitsa]

I actually like my in-laws.

[Tadao]

I ordered my mom so soybean seeds for mothers day. So she can grow me some food and cook it for me.

[MetalMilitia]

In Steven Seagal's film Hard to Kill he is awoken from a seven year coma by a nurse placing a kitten on his head. Is this a real medical treatment?

[Tadao]

I always wake up when someone shoves their pussy in my face.

[Sam]

So, you are saying that if you were in a coma you'd have no chance of waking up? :rolleyes

[Tadao]

FUCKYOUSAMYOUBASTARD

[MetalMilitia]

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[Tadao]

He probably woke up be cause she wasn't going to shut up until he did.

Even when you in a coma bitches will talk your fucking ear off.

[Colonel Flagg]

My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek

Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.

Having experienced the party, I beg to differ. :suicide

[Dimnos]

You stuck around? :hypno Your brave and nice. Im a fan of the dump em and run.

[Fathom Zero]

2lRdjgTC0Z0

[Tadao]

I haven't heard Slim in years.

[Fathom Zero]

It sounds more like something Junkie XL would do. I liked it, though.

[Dimnos]

Last I had heard of him he was teaming up with the guy from the talking heads.

[Tadao]

David Byrne? That's interesting. He would probably sound better working with Eno.

[Fathom Zero]

That's strange. :eek

Gl2v0SDX5D4

I liked Ya Mama's video more.

[Tadao]

Hehehe I used to watch that one a lot!

[Tadao]

6hi99JdeBeY

[Dimnos]

6hi99JdeBeY

[Tadao]

http://www.davidbyrne.com/here_lies_love/index.php

[Fathom Zero]

DUDE. AND DIZZEE RASCAL? Wow.

[Sam]

WTF IS THIS, SOME KIND OF MUSICAL/YOUTUBE THREAD NOW? :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

BOOTOOB ON A SAM

[Tadao]

Why was Durrr put on ban anyways? I hope it was for making totally gay usless threads and he gets an even longer ban.

[Sam]

SUP DUDEEEEEEEEEES

[kahljorn]

WHAT UP SAMUS?

[Sam]

SSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT T

[kahljorn]

YOOOOOO IM ALL OUT OF WHAT UPS. THIS IS THE DICKS.

[Tadao]

HAH! No Doubt got Gwen back for a reunion? The should have replaced her commercial ass already.

[Kitsa]

I remember the good old days when Lou Dog ripped her dress :(

[Tadao]

Ah, back when she was a human being.

[Sam]

I remember when she used to be my girl, but now she's famous. :(

[Tadao]

She has a girlfriend now.

[Sam]

She was just so sweet, now they're falling at her feet. :(

[Tadao]

I never thought it would end like this, just because i've got no tits.
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra.
I'll even cut my penis off for you.

[Tadao]

He12HYnAvbk

[Dixie]

I never thought it would end like this, just because i've got no tits.
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra.
I'll even cut my penis off for you.

My mom said you need to stop calling her.

[Tadao]

That message was meant for your dad!

[Dixie]

He likes you, mom is the one you creeped out.

[Tadao]

She drew the line after I broke in :(

[Dixie]

I told you the dead opossum was a bad idea.

[Tadao]

What works in Tennessee should work in North Carolina!

[Tadao]

NOW PLAYING

http://www.releaseinfo.net/ri/cover/new_velka/1181320319-tenacious_d_in_the_pick_of_destiny_ver3.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

IF ONE COLOR COULD DESCRIBE YOU. GO!

[Fathom Zero]

TAWNY.

[Fathom Zero]

http://gizmodo.com/5238365/fully-functional-steampunk-vibrator-might-scald-your-privates

[Tadao]

Deep Purple

[Tadao]

You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.

[Kitsa]

that was an okay movie!

[Tadao]

Hehe I laughed long and hard. Now Young@Heart is making me think about things a lot. Hopefully vodka will wash away all these silly ideas I get about being creative again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

May the 4th be with you.

[Kitsa]

Tomorrow I get to drink Dos Equis, I hope.

[Dimnos]

http://www.ecopop.com/uploads/articles/00/01/58/thumb/macho_sm.jpg

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

[Tadao]

Tequati in a can for me please.

[Kitsa]

I've already been out all day shopping for the ideal mother-in-law gift (as seen in my head) and spending indecent amounts of money on the upcoming gallery show. I'm not going out again for beer.

[Skulhedface]

I haven't been reading this thread. Can someone plz summarize the last 2,000 pages or so kthxbye.

Just kidding. I'll be stuck at work for Cinco De Mayo, but I'll be off on my birthday two days later, so I'll be free to start my annual wish myself a happy birthday thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Cinco de drunko. Getting out of work tomorrow, consuming mass quantities of alcohol then seeing the Bouncing Souls. Then more booze.

[Fathom Zero]

Baby oh no, can't leave me now
Said think about it please
'Cos I love you and I need you
And I should have thought of that
before I did you wrong

[Kitsa]

Our one (admittedly superior) authentic Mexican restaurant in town is stuffed to the gills with fat gringos under the best of circumstances. On Cinco de Mayo, which most of the redneck locals equate as some sort of Mexican Fourth of July (http://www.google.com/search?q=cinco+de+mayo+not+independence+day&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a), there's a line of fat gringos out the fucking door.

[Skulhedface]

Our one authentic Mexican restaurant was probably the most awesomest thing since the invention of exploding crotches on video. They had a fajita buffet, and if there's one food I could probably never get tired of in the history of ever, it's fajitas. All you can eat fajitas.... mmmmmmm. Too bad it closed because the only other customers they got besides me, wifey and baby was a bus full of actual Mexicans 'round noonish.

Now, I either have to go to Casa Ole (ick) or go next door to Texas and hit up a taco truck. (Yes, there are taco trucks.)

[Kitsa]

we have a Secret Taco Truck behind the mexican grocery in town. You give the lady at the grocery counter $2, she disappears, and then a few minutes later she returns with a small bag of real steak tacos.

For whatever reason, only the mexicans and my dad seem to know about it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We have a few 5 de Mayo's in our area where they usually have a Mariachi band play around the dining room after 6pm. I'm pretty sure they're usually drunk though because after they said "Enjoy this next song boys and girls" they started slurring it into "Enjoy this next song boys and.......boys" then they would bust out this horrible laughter.

The food was delicious though.

[Kitsa]

Every time I go on Mariachi Night I always seem to get seated right in front of them and getting deafened.

I always wondered, since accordion is so fucking prominent in Mexican music, why there's no accordion in a mariachi band.

It's fun as hell going to Mexican restaurants and festivals because absolutely no one suspects that the pelirroja understands Spanish. This can make for many lolz, except when my mother ruins it by loudly asking, "WHAT IS HE SAYING?!? IS HE TALKING ABOUT US?!?" :(

[Esuohlim]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4890/moonbabies2.jpg

[Kitsa]

you got skillz, milhouse.

[Dimnos]

Is it just me or is I-Mockery been a little slow recently?

[Kitsa]

I get a lot of slowness and crashes, especially at night. I always blamed it on traffic.

[Esuohlim]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[Kitsa]

Ugh, planaria give me the jibblies.

[Tadao]

For whatever reason, only the mexicans and my dad seem to know about it.

(something rude and dirty)

[Tadao]

Oh man, I forgot about the movie The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas until I read about all the movies Dom was in.

[Esuohlim]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[Tadao]

http://webpages.charter.net/superheroes/sgmoltar.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/nonuk/


YOU FUCKING LIMEY FAGS!

[Tadao]

Hey, did you guys know that Hulu has full movies? And did you know they have Mr. Warmth - The Don Rickles Project?

[Fathom Zero]

MORE LIKE RADIO NUMBER NONE!

[Esuohlim]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[Aaarg]

i moved to north carolina and i went to a zoo today and i watched a bear in a tree for 20 minutes

[Skulhedface]

You've got to be either a great writer or a great bullshitter to fudge a whole report on your dog's favorite color.

[MetalMilitia]

http://webpages.charter.net/superheroes/sgmoltar.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/nonuk/


YOU FUCKING LIMEY FAGS!


Bit of pay-back for Pandora, mother f-er!

[Dimnos]

What you guys dont get Pandora in the UK? What about last.fm?

Whats up with the science fair kids Milhouse? :lol Are these tards at your school or something?

[MetalMilitia]

No Pandora, Hulu, Comedy Central, Southpark episodes etc.

Though it's only really Pandora that I miss because I can use BitTorrent for TV episodes.

[Esuohlim]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[Tadao]

No Pandora, Hulu, Comedy Central, Southpark episodes etc.

Though it's only really Pandora that I miss because I can use BitTorrent for TV episodes.

does allsp.com work for southpark?

I wonder is this all has to do with me not being able to buy the products in your commercials pr something. IDK It's very strange. I have heard that you guys can't view music videos in youtube. Fuck capitalism.

[Dimnos]

No Pandora, Hulu, Comedy Central, Southpark episodes etc.

Though it's only really Pandora that I miss because I can use BitTorrent for TV episodes.

Damn dude that sucks. Have you tried last.fm? Its basically the same thing as Pandora, but Im pretty sure you can get it in the UK.

[kahljorn]

I'm almost scared to move out of california because then there won't be as many mexican food places :O There's like 10 of them within walking distance of my house.

[Fathom Zero]

And I don't think Pandora can scrobble things, can it?

And surely you could use a proxy spoof to fool it into believing you're not from the UK?

[Tadao]

Same as I can to watch BBC Three I guess.

[Kitsa]

Science fairs used to make me want to run from school screaming.
Love science, hate the bullshit.

My stuff was always on something like chromatography (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromatography). The judges glossed over and always went on to pin the biggest award on WHAT BUBBLEGUM FLAVOR LASTS LONGEST or DO PLANTS GROW BETTER WITH MUSIC.

Yeah, fuck you.

[Zomboid]

No Pandora, Hulu, Comedy Central, Southpark episodes etc.

Though it's only really Pandora that I miss because I can use BitTorrent for TV episodes.

Yeah, same here. You can use allsp.com for south park, though.

[Esuohlim]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8278/moonbabies.jpg

[The Leader]

It's like the eagle on his shirt is wondering why everyone is staring. He can't see what's above him. :(

[Kitsa]

My dad used to carry this pic in his wallet (in the 60s) and tell everyone it was his girlfriend, to watch their reaction.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/scan3pic2.jpg

[kahljorn]

I won at a science fair one time :(
because i made a thermometer that had a frog on it :(

[Aaarg]

living in a friend's house, i have to share my bed/floor with a couple of these:
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/kittenbook.jpg

[kahljorn]

she likes you.

for some reason.

[Aaarg]

apparently she's cold.

[Zomboid]

Kitty!