I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dixie]

Good morning, class.

[Aaarg]

GOOD MORNING MRS. REANIMATED CORPSE!

[Dixie]

I'm a sad zombie today.
I broke a nail.
:(
God I feel like a tard saying that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Glue it back on. I'm going to sleep.

[Dixie]

I can't. It's a real nail.
:(
Sweet dreams mister!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( It'll be back soon enough.

Good night Ladyface :)

[Aaarg]

what'd you break a nail on?

[Dixie]

I was opening a plastic bin and it was stuck.
I pulled on the damn thing so hard that the tip just broke off.
Left a nasty jagged edge.
I found the other half of it.
:(
Having a good morning?

[Aaarg]

leave it jagged, use it to CUT MOTHERFUCKERS

christ i've been up since about 2am now. i'm just waiting to not be the only person awake, and for stores to open so i can go waste time buying things i don't need.

[Dixie]

Hahaha, I'm filing it down now.
This is the second one I've lost to the same cause.

I've been up all night, like always. Always waiting to not be the only one awake.
I know the feeling well.
It's almost time for the stores to open!

[Aaarg]

Maybe you should keep your nails short! Though I hate when they're really short because it's harder to perform certain simple tasks.

Do you sleep at all, or what?

[Kitsa]

I am eating a monster bowl of Cocoa Pebbles.

Cocoa Krispies suck, they lack cocoa-power.

[Dixie]

This is the first time I've ever let my nails grow long.
I'm attempting to be feminine to some extent.
I'm gonna let them grow like my hair, though I think I'll cut my nails before I ever cut my hair.

I don't really do much sleeping. I kinda know why, but it's nothing I'd discuss on I-mockery. I nap, but real sleep doesn't come easy.

Last night/today I will not be sleeping because I'm waiting to hear news about a friend in the hospital.
:(

[Dixie]

Cocoa Pebbles are an excellent choice my friend!

[Kitsa]

Here's someone who had a worse day than we did:

http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/02/10/updates/breaking_news/doc49917e6a95db8544407622.txt


(nice to see that a professional journalist doesn't have the there-they're-their thing down yet)

[Aaarg]

Oh that's exciting. Good luck.

Cocoa Krispies were one of my mom's favorites, so I grew up on those and have a preference towards that.

[Kitsa]

Cocoa pebbles are just way more chocolate-y. And I've been on a chocolate kick.

We got the bf's birthday cake at Jungle Jim's (http://www.junglejims.com) and holy-fucking-hell it was amazing. It was devil's food with cream cheese frosting and then some sort of thin layer of fudge coating it all. We managed to eat all but one piece in about 12 hrs.

[Aaarg]

mmm cake. Sounds good for breakfast.

[Kitsa]

This cake was. I just didn't want to eat the last piece so I did cereal instead.

I've already picked out my birthday cake for next month from the people who do the Jungle Jim's cakes (http://www.bonbonerie.com/). Vanilla with lemon curd filling, lemon frosting and sugar-daffodils on top.

[Aaarg]

Too complicated for me. I'll just buy whatever cake mix happens to be on sale and bake that shit up!

[Kitsa]

It's been a rollercoaster day so far.

I lost my debit card. But then I found it!

I had a bad experience with some soup mix. But then the manufacturer sent me ten $7 gift certificates!

I got some errands done. But then a dog ran past me and I saw too late that the receptionist from my vet's office was chasing him. I mean, I could have grabbed him at one point if I'd seen that someone was chasing him and not just walking him off leash. He ran off into town and even though we drove around looking for him, we never did get him. I saw him behind a house but he got away through some backyards.

I feel really bad for her. God, it would be horrible to lose someone else's dog. I sent her flowers. :/

[BLEU]

My uncle always sends letters of false complaints to the manufacturers of various food products. He gets a ton of free shit out of it.

He has this promotional Twinkie hat that I've been wanting to steal since 3rd grade. I'm the only one who visits him; I want it when he dies.

[Kitsa]

Well, this was a real complaint...the soup mix had little flecks of what looked like blue plastic. I remember my dad saying that food companies use blue plastic on their production lines so that any debris in food can be spotted easily. I sent them the flecks with a note saying that I just wanted them to know about it for quality-control purposes, in case it was anything important.

So they sent me a letter back with 10 $7 gift certificates, which was pretty cool. I'm covered for soup mix for the rest of the year, anyway.

[RaNkeri]

Ziziziziii
ziiziiziiziziziziiiii
ziiziiziiziziziziziziziziiziiziii

:boohoo

[Kitsa]

Violins go zizi in Finland? :hypno

[RaNkeri]

No, just in my head due to lack of imagination :(

[RaNkeri]

However, that doesn't change the fact that wycliffe theme is one of the most awesome ever.

[Fathom Zero]

Wyclef Jean?

[executioneer]

oh great the guy with the WORST NAME EVER is back >:

[Tadao]

You would have think he would have remembered the rules.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Why are there all these people that joined the same month as me that I have never heard of before. Colonel Flagg and Pentagarn are all that I remember.

[kahljorn]

cause they make one post if any and then flee into obscurity

THE DOGS

[executioneer]

IM OUTTA HERE GUYS, ENJOY THE NEXT FIVE DAYS ME-FREE

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Kitsa]

When I get out of the doctor's office and he just tells me to come back in a month, doesn't do anything else, I leave wondering what the point was of going in the first place :/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well, he wanted your money I'm sure. I wonder the same thing when I leave sometimes.

[Esuohlim]

I don't think I'm going to post in this shitty thread anymore

[kahljorn]

oh what will this thread be without you esulohime

[pac-man]

Bearable.

*rimshot*

Tip your waitress.

[kahljorn]

LOL I WANT TO MAKE A DUMB JOKE ABOUT BEARS BUT I WONT

BUT I WANT TO

[Kitsa]

oh, no, wait, I think what he's saying is that we're not interesting!

[kahljorn]

I WANT TO EAT A WARM ROAST BEEF SANDWICH

BY WHICH I DO NOT MEAN THAT I WANT TO EAT A VAGINA :(
ALTHOUGH I DO

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCeriGsFkA

[Shyandquietguy]

Have I mentioned that I have ruined my own threads yet?

[wobzire]

I just spent 20 minutes trying to explain to a very old person that pressing caps lock meant that they would be typing in caps. They wouldn't believe me and insisted that they were "locking the caps owtatha keybeerd" by pressing it.

[Tadao]

and if you tell them to press f4 they hold down both the f and the 4

[Kitsa]

I taught a convent full of 80+ nuns to use the computermachine, I win.

[wobzire]

If anyone needs access to porn it's them. You really made a difference Kitsa.

[kahljorn]

I just tutored someone with a learning disability. The subject was sociology.

[Tadao]

Just being alive is a sociological study.

[The Leader]

That's deep man.

[kahljorn]

JUST BEING ALIVE IS A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

JUST BEING ALIVE IS A PHILOSOPHIC STATEMENT

[Tadao]

I hate sociology fags.

[kahljorn]

good for you. It's not my major, I just tutor it.

[kahljorn]

I also tutor history and philosophy if you want to say something retarded, and later something irreverent, about that.

[Tadao]

No no, please continue your story. I'm sure you have a lot to say about things and stuff.

[kahljorn]

It wasn't a story. It was a statement. Or i guess two statements.

[Tadao]

What was the learning disability? A comprehension one or more of a memory?

[kahljorn]

No idea ;\ I didn't really ask. I'm not really a small talk type of person. She definitely had problems comprehending some things, whereas with other things she was pretty on the ball. I want to say she had some kind of autism or something, but I don't really know. She had a pretty good memory it seemed, although she had problems remembering things she couldn't understand. She also had speaking problems and she couldn't write without her hands hurting.
When I went to tutor her the people in charge made cringing faces and were all, "We want you to know that we like you, Chris."

[Tadao]

Maybe they think you are good at what you do and pretty even tempered. Almost sounds like she gets self conscious about how people perceive her intelligence level.

[kahljorn]

Possibly, though she seemed pretty jovial it could have been from nervousness. *shrug*

[kahljorn]

PIJFEIPFJDIPJFi;a"OAIGf:"

MIND NUMBING BOREDOM

[kahljorn]

I HATE COFFEE

[kahljorn]

I GUESS ILL JUST HAVE TO WATCH NOSFERATU WITH MUSIC BY TYPE O NEGATIVE AND CRY MYSELF TILL EXHAUSTION LIKE IVE DONE THE LAST FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW

[Tadao]

:( Maybe you'll find what you want to write about for your paper.

[kahljorn]

haha :(
i hate philosophy.
I'm probably going to write about how social retributive justice alienates us, as pertains to the Marxist term, from our sense of personal retributive justice ;\

or how friendship is dishonest and self-serving ;\ WHEN YOU BECOME SOMEBODIES FRIEND, YOU DO THEM A GREAT HARM. But that's kind of lame and pretentious ;/ and typical ;/
WHAT IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP

[kahljorn]

I WROTE BAD POETRY CUZ IM BNORED AND DRINKING WINE AND TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW TO BE DIONYSUS:

In my ultimate agonies (which probably weren't very agonizing)
I realized
that there was
Nothing worth realizing
That all my realizations were a lie
that I was a facade
and that deep inside I was a pygmy

LONELINESS consists in knowing yourself
As the coward
as the despicable
as the honest
as the lover
abandon yourself
because you're the asshole
haghaahufaoe


I swallowed my soul
and found myself empty
I swallowed my tongue
and found myself elated

[kahljorn]

MAYBE ILL WATCH NOSFERATU TWICE >:

[kahljorn]

In the deluge of the mysterious
I was elusive
Now
I just fuck off

[kahljorn]

DO YOU GUYS EVER WONDER IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR DEAD

HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE

[kahljorn]

OK I WATCHED NOSFERATU TWICE IN A ROW NOW IM GOING TO GO TO BED

[Zhukov]

It's Friday the 13th today, I didn't realise.

[Dixie]

Yay!!!

[MetalMilitia]

I'm visiting London on the 13th (tomorrow). We're going to see the Tate Modern and the Natural History Museum. I hope I don't get shot and stabbed. Damn London.

[Dixie]

It is London, good luck my friend!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I might go see Friday the 13th at midnight tonight. Hopefully its good.

[Dixie]

Let me know how you like it.
I've been very curious about it!

[Dixie]

I'm trying out something I read on CNN.
I have taped my thumbs to my palms.
I will perform all my daily activities in this state until my husband comes home.
So far using a mouse really sucks.

[Dixie]

I can still pick up my cats and wash dishes like this.
Not bad so far.
Cant wait til I have to wipe my ass.

[Aaarg]

what if you have to BUILD SOCIETIES

oh by the way i dig the old type o negative in your signature and have always wondered if your username was in reference to the baaaaaaaaaand.

[Dixie]

like what kind of societies?

And yes of course my username is in reference to the band.
:)

[executioneer]

motel six sucks, what kinda motel doesnt give you a tiny shampoo >: although i guess thats why it was only 36 bux a nighrt

[Dixie]

I know where youuuu areeeee!
:P

[executioneer]

:eek :eek :eek :eek

[Dixie]

You guys come help me pack dammit!

[kahljorn]

heh why are you taping your thumbs to your palms? Reminds me of this:
http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/libers/lib3.html

OF THINE OWN INGENIUM DEVISE OTHERS

[Dixie]

Beats me.
I do alot of stuff for the hell of it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me with a dildo taped to my head.
I do these things for no other reason than to do them.
If I were smart I'd claim to be drinking.

[palindrome]

"For the hell of it" and "Because I can" are two of the best reasons to do anything.

[Kitsa]

I just successfully used one of my grocery coupons on wine. :love

I promptly celebrated with a glass of wine.

Then my dog dragged me around the block a few times.

[palindrome]

Let me know when you figure out how to get booze with foodstamps. I get to white trash level up when I can do that.

[Kitsa]

You'll be the first to know.

This was recompense for some ickiness found in food I purchased. It said "any product", and I was waiting for them to say "any but alcohol"...but they just swiped it through. I felt like I'd just gotten away with something.

[palindrome]

Corporate guilt booze. Classy.

[Aaarg]

Let me know when you figure out how to get booze with foodstamps. I get to white trash level up when I can do that.

just go to dc or ny or one of those other states that lets you get cash back from your foodstamp card.

[palindrome]

just go to dc or ny or one of those other states that lets you get cash back from your foodstamp card.

In that case, what government agency can I exploit for gas money to get to DC?

[Aaarg]

that, i can't help you with.

[Dixie]

Corporate guilt booze. Classy.
You really look familiar, I'm trying to place where I've seen you.
It could have been a year book. It could have been Twisters.
I'm not sure...
Hmmmmmmmmmm..........

[Dixie]

MUAHAHAHAHA!
I'VE FOUND IT!
I've narrowed how I know you down to one person on your friendslist from your myspace!
Now I know how I know you!

[Kitsa]

Holy fucking shit, and I thought my bus was bad when a kid cut my ponytail off. Apparently it's gotten worse.

http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/02/12/updates/breaking_news/doc499474330e207257578962.txt

[Kitsa]

myspace :(

[Dixie]

Thank you Kitsa for giving me another reason to not want children and to detest a good portion of them.

[Kitsa]

EDIT FOR PAGEBRAK:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/awesometakespractice.jpg





re: the bus thing...

If I caught any kid of mine doing anything like that, they'd be praying for sweet sweet death.

[Dixie]

I would certainly hope so.
Then again you are logical, unlike most parents.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PEEPZ!

[Tadao]

It's just boys being boys. Geez

[Dixie]

Boys being boys is throwing things like boogers and pulling girl's hair.
They save the blowtorches for when they get to the woods.

[Kitsa]

I remember lots of wacky shit from the bus, but I don't ever remember someone shoving my face into some guy's naked crotch.

[Dixie]

I'm doing pretty good with the taped thumbs thing.
I even made spaghetti!

[Tadao]

I remember lots of wacky shit from the bus, but I don't ever remember someone shoving my face into some guy's naked crotch.

You didn't go to Rock 'N' Roll Highschool

[Kitsa]

Half of the bottle of wine is missing :(

I don't remember drinking that much.

[Kitsa]

You didn't go to Rock 'N' Roll Highschool


:tear

[Dixie]

You didn't go to Rock 'N' Roll Highschool
Nuke 'Em High was better!


Damn Kitsa, starting the evening off early?

[Tadao]

Fun Fun!

[Tadao]

I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks

[palindrome]

Carnivore, you're kind of starting to scare me.

I went to Intolerance High.

[Kitsa]

I was going to post a pic of myself with my beloved, well-worn Rock n Roll Highschool DVD, but I knew I would regret it immediately.

[Dixie]

Carnivore, you're kind of starting to scare me.

I went to Intolerance High.
Don't worry about it, I have to be nice to you. The mutual friend we share is someone I actually see pretty often.

And no you didn't, but I'll be nice and not post where you went to high school.
:)

[RaNkeri]

:boohoo

[Kitsa]

ZIZIZIZIZIZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


ZIIIZIZIZIZIZIZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII

[Dixie]

OH fuck that's right violins go ZIZIZI in Finland.
How about that?
Kitsa, you're genius.

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit, Kitsa knows Wycliffe theme? :love

[palindrome]

I went to Lee-Davis High School. As in General Lee - Jefferson Davis. Our mascot was the confederate, and I didn't pass a single day there without hearing a handful of racial or otherwise ignorant slurs. I also was part of too many fights that were started because one of my friends or another was a boy in make-up.

[RaNkeri]

And I'm not sure whether it shoud be ZIZIZI or TSITSITSI :/

[palindrome]

Jeez, that sounded way more defensive than I had intended. Sorry about that.

[Kitsa]

zizizi zi ziiii

[RaNkeri]

I think they used TSIINTSIIINTSIIN in the Donald Duck comics I read when I was in elementary school :E

[Tadao]

:eek

[palindrome]

Oh, did it block you?

[Kitsa]

I've only ever read Italian donald duck comics where the rich uncle was called Zio Papperone or something like that.

[Dixie]

I went to Lee-Davis High School. As in General Lee - Jefferson Davis. Our mascot was the confederate, and I didn't pass a single day there without hearing a handful of racial or otherwise ignorant slurs. I also was part of too many fights that were started because one of my friends or another was a boy in make-up.
Hahaha
My school used to have another name for that place.

[Kitsa]

High school is just a holding pen anyway, there's very little actual education to be had in the place.

[Dixie]

Kitsa, you can be my friend on Myspace.
:)
I can PM you the super secret info needed to be let into my super secret life.

[Sam]

The comments on that bus thing are hilarious. Someone suggests that all the trouble happened on the back of the bus out of sight of the bus driver, and someone immediately goes "ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BLACK PEOPLE DID THIS? OMFG YOU RACIST"

:lol

[RaNkeri]

Donald Duck has been fucking huge in Finland ever since 1950s.

Tradition goes that when a boy becomes a man he usually receives his father's old Donald Duck comics, which are usually hidden in the garage from the eyes of the women. From there on it's a sacred mission to continue that legacy by collecting more Donald Ducks that you can pass on to your first born son.

Semper Fi :tear

[Kitsa]

lolz

k CiG :D

[Kitsa]

They used to staple mini donald duck comics to the back of French and Italian toys. I mean, to the back of the cardboard cards. They were like 5 pgs long and really shittily made.

[palindrome]

Hahaha
My school used to have another name for that place.

It was probably completely accurate, if it's any of the alternatives I've heard.

[RaNkeri]

We got all the good stuff. Everybody loves Carl

[Dixie]

Kitsa, YOU ARE APPROVED!

[Kitsa]

AWESOME

[RaNkeri]

congratulations

[Dixie]

I'm sorry Rankeri, but I've already got like 4 Finnish people as friends.
If I add you that's like the whole fucking country.

[Dixie]

But I'd still be your friend, because I have not met a Finn I didn't like.

[RaNkeri]

Sorry babe, I've got better things to do than hang around in myspace :rolleyes

:tear

[Dixie]

HA!
Didn't think so.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt2vniyz3ZM&feature=channel_page

[HickMan]

Guys I can't find any Ed Wood movies at the movie rental place so I guess it's to the Amazon.com I go ;(

But I did buy a 50 sci-fi classics for 15 bux. Santa Claus conquers the the martians is on it :o

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's a good deal. It sounds like there's going to be a lot of crap on it though.

[Tadao]

How is this supposed to help you secure our nation?

[executioneer]

You guys come help me pack dammit!

im not doing a whole lot tomorrow :(

[Dixie]

Tomorrow sounds great!
But I have no way of getting you over here. :(
Curse me and my non-driving ass.

[executioneer]

Well dang :(

[executioneer]

well i accepted your facebook request so you can get my cell # off there if ya wanna txt me or summat

[Zomboid]

Out of the people from here, I only have Sam and Max (lolololol) on facebook. AAAAAND Max deleted a comment I made on his status change. It was something along the lines of:
"YEAH BRAW!!!!! CHANGE THAT STATUS! CHANGE IT! FUUUUCK YEAH!!!!"

But still :(

[Kitsa]

Even though I know you can do various access stuff, I still prefer to keep my old facebook account (friends) and my new facebook account (family) separate.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm facebook friends with one guy from the forums, funny thing is he's like Finnish or something so all his updates are just indecipherable strings of consonants and weird characters. I think his name was... like... guybrush... greybush... something like that? Meh, it's been years since he's posted. Shame really, I remember enjoying reading his posts.

[Kitsa]

There are lots of people on my facebook that I knew 10+ years ago who just suddenly seemed to resurface. That's been pretty weird. I've got a few people I haven't seen since second grade.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can never find anyone on facebook.

[Tadao]

I have a very bad memory as I just never really gave a shit. So people always come up to me and tell me stories about how we did this and that and I can't even fucking remember a thing about them. :(

[Tadao]

So facebook would be a nightmare.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

On the bright side it's a good way to fill in some gaps of weekends...or years.

[Tadao]

My past is full of people I don't remember and people who would try to sponge off me. I have kept all the friends I trust with me through all these years very close to me. So really, facebook would just allow people I don't want to be in contact with, be in contact with me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I see your point.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My sister woke up at her boyfriends house with pain in her eye the other day and it hurt more when it was exposed to the light. Hey boyfriend said when she was drunk she said she wanted to be a pirate, turns out she has an eye infection now.

I normally send her a sad face when bad stuff happens but she got really mad because I sent her a

.(

instead

Also, her friend kept calling her cyclops last night.

[Tadao]

lol @ .(

[Sam]

Did she get cocked in the eye? :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

She may have actually. I think she woke up wearing her birthday suit too.

[Kitsa]

She's lucky it wasn't way worse, light sensitivity can mean all kinds of horrid things :/

Facebook is an excellent tool for reminding me how shitty my life is in comparison to my peers'.

[Sam]

At least you didn't get cocked in the eye. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

It depends on how you look at it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think she took a real close look.

[kahljorn]

lol man that musta been one dirty dick

[Sam]

She must have thought it was her telescope. :rolleyes

[Dixie]

"Text"?
I do not have a cell phone so I cannot do this "texting" thing.
But I can call and bug you.

[Zomboid]

Does calling other people that you only know from a forum seem really odd to anyone else? :(

[Sam]

CiG you could call me on the phone but I'd probably start masturbating. :rolleyes

Not because it was you on the phone, just because I masturbate all the time. :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

You could call me but I'd probably hang up :rolleyes

[Aaarg]

I hate talking on the phone.

[Sam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y&eurl=http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/view.php?id=655&feature=player_embedded)

I hope this is an act because it's hilarious.

[Aaarg]

I wouldn't have put up with it as calmly as Dave does. I mean, you can tell he's getting pissed, but he still keeps his head. It wouldn't have lasted that long before I'd said "get the fuck off my show."

[Sam]

UNLESS HE WAS IN ON IT.

[pac-man]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/celebrity-pictures-joaquin-phoenix-dyslexics.jpg

[Kitsa]

In my experience, forum people are generally lamer, milder versions of themselves in real life.

[Tadao]

That's what she said.

[Aaarg]

hay guys dose anybody here likes final fantasy 7?

http://images.cosplay.com/photos/19/1901107.jpg

Not anymore, you don't.

[RaNkeri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y&eurl=http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/view.php?id=655&feature=player_embedded)

I hope this is an act because it's hilarious.


This video is not available in your country

What the hell :(

[Tadao]

Hahahahaha Finland!

[Sam]

HAHA SUCK IT FINLAND.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/BIGroll.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

To Ghost: Actually, said present was several years ago and he and I parted on very good terms, actually. This V-Day, I'm single and quite content with that fact.

Same here......but there's always room for change. :love

[executioneer]

whoops i fell asleep!

[Dixie]

Does calling other people that you only know from a forum seem really odd to anyone else? :(
You may think so, but lets not forget that I've bribed I-Mockery forum admins to move my furniture.

In my experience, forum people are generally lamer, milder versions of themselves in real
I've had great luck with I-Mockery members, no one's creeped me out yet. Yahoo Chat about 8-9 years ago gave me my only bad experiences with meeting people from online.
Here we generally have good people though. I even have a very high opinion of my ex who used to post here!

[Dixie]

Is it loading slow this morning, or is it just me?

[Kitsa]

No, it's loading slowly and only half the time for me.

My ex is one of the worst things the Internet ever did to me. If not the worst. Certainly the most expensive.

[Dixie]

I would like a gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt.

[Dixie]

I'm going to go do some yardwork.
I have a some flowers that need repotting.

[Kitsa]

FERGUS, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88pvC--ZhI8

[Dixie]

That's great!!!!

[Kitsa]

The one where she calls a screeching halt to the egg-and-spoon race because the eggs aren't organic is a good one too.

[Tadao]

Awesome! I need to watch more of her.

[Kitsa]

Egg and Spoon Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWad76Ipyuw

[Dixie]

I'm enjoying those alot.

[Kitsa]

She has a lot of good characters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNQMyMLnakc

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkxkoksCK8E

"Homo-lulu, is called. All-a boys a love Homolulu, eh? Lots of pretty boys."

[Grislygus]

I've had great luck with I-Mockery members, no one's creeped me out yet. Yahoo Chat about 8-9 years ago gave me my only bad experiences with meeting people from online.
Here we generally have good people though. I even have a very high opinion of my ex who used to post here!

Five people who I don't know in the least have informed me that I creep them out in the last two weeks, hordes of fat mothers inexplicably glare death at me whenever I stop by the high school to give my little brother a lift, and people start walking clear on the other side, in the gutter, well before I pass them on the sidewalk, so I can safely say that I give off a serial killer vibe (and my newest passport photos confirm this)


On the brighter side, mock meets have gone the way of King Arthur, so anyone's chances of meeting me is nil and my counterpoint proves invalid

[RaNkeri]

ESS TEE AY ELL KAY EE ARR

[Sam]

WEST COAST MOCK MEET 2009

[MetalMilitia]

Back from London.

We went to see the Tate Modern, Natural History Museum and Science Museum.

Tate modern was kind of suck. Perhaps I'm just a philistine but I cannot understand the vast majority of modern art. My main criticism is that I find a lot of modern art-particularly performance art-indistinguishable from parody versions of itself. You could show me a video of Paul Macartny punching himself in the face with a boxing glove and I wouldn't be able to tell you if it was legitimate "art" or a joke (fyi, this was a legitimate performance art piece in the gallery). Meh, not my cup of tea at all.

The Natural History museum is great for looking at dinosaur bones and stuffed animals and they've got a big Darwin exhibition at the moment as it's like Darwin month or something in the UK. All in all it's a cool place to go, and worth checking out if you get a chance.

The Science Museum is really cool too. It's huge and they've got a lot of good stuff. The V2 rocket they have was the stand-out thing for me because it was so much bigger than I thought it would be. They had all the gyroscopic targeting mechanisms out on show as well which was interesting. There was also a V1 and a few war planes which were good to look at but not as cool as the V2.
They also had a whole floor on the history of computing and mathematics with several versions of Babbage's Difference Engine kicking about. Nerdy stuff indeed.

The journey home was kind of a hassle because my MP3 player's battery died on me and I had to listen to a screaming toddler directly behind me on the coach and an incredibly stupid sounding woman on the phone directly next to me, across the isle.

I don't know what the fuck her problem was but she kept phoning and being phoned by presumably the same person and then talking to him (I assume it was a him) for about 5 minutes each time using only four fucking sentences (or more accurately, sentence fragments/words). She'd say "HI... YOU ARIGHT?..OKAY...YOU ARIGHT?...OKAY...YOU ARIGHT THOUGH?..I'M ON A BUS. A WHITE BUS". I'm not exaggerating. I heard her say "YOU ARIGHT" at least 20-30+ times in 5-6 phone calls. And "I'M ON A BUS" almost as much. She also did this weird thing where she'd take the phone away from her face mid-sentence and look at the screen for about 5 seconds then put it back to her back and continue talking-"okay... yeah..."-as if she'd been listening to whoever she was speaking to.
It wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't speaking so fucking loudly or if she'd actually spoken in real sentences that I could eavesdrop on.

All in all it was a decent day out.

[Sam]

I'LL REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME I AM IN LONDON.

[Tadao]

That looks long, should I read it or watch tv?

[MetalMilitia]

watch tv

[Kitsa]

I'm sick dammit :(

[Sam]

I HATE FEBRUARY

[RaNkeri]

Back from London.

We went to see the Tate Modern, Natural History Museum and Science Museum.

Too bad you didn't get to visit Imperial War museum, that place is kick ass awesome

[executioneer]

man i am glad i didnt fly into new york :eek

[Tadao]

Are all the good museums only in London? I wanna see Great Britain and go to the museums, but I don't want to be in London.

[RaNkeri]

I've heard there is an awesome war museum in Washington, I'd love to go there one day.
That, and Chicago Natural History museum.

[Tadao]

BTW MM, that lady was running away from her life to meet up with a man who is leaving his wife to be with her.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

man i am glad i didnt fly into new york :eek


You would have been fine. We're nowhere near NYC.

[MetalMilitia]

Too bad you didn't get to visit Imperial War museum, that place is kick ass awesome

I'm going there at some point in the future, thing is I was with my girlfriend and he's not really into that sort of thing. Girls :rolleyes

Tadao: Unfortunatly the majority of good museums are in London, but it depends what you want to see. If you're into Tanks or Aviation the best places are scattered across the countryside. The same goes for Roman Briton, medieveil forts etc.

But it is definatly worth visting London for atleast a day or two.

[RaNkeri]

I spent a week in London with my dad between the London bombings. We pretty much spent every day in museums.One day isn't enough to go through British Museum, we were approximately able to see only 1/4 of the stuff there. HMS Belfast was cool.
The most memorable thing I remember from our trip was however the moment of silence that was held for the victims of the terrorist attacks, we were at Westminister Abbey at the moment and it was quite touching. We also witnessed the gathering on Trafalgar Square.

[Kitsa]

Rankeri: the Field Museum?

[Kitsa]

You would have been fine. We're nowhere near NYC.


My dad flies into Buffalo all the time, I'm glad it wasn't one of his weeks to visit that factory :/

[RaNkeri]

Yeah, that one. I've wanted to visit it ever since I saw The Ghost and the Darkness when I was in elementary school :(

[Kitsa]

lol.

I love the field museum. I used to know someone who curated a big exhibit there. I was offered to come for an after-hours special tour, wink wink, but I turned them down :/ I'm reasonably sure there would have been attempted fucking and that grossed me out.

The field museum is really cool, but my preference has always been the Milwaukee Public Museum 45 minutes to the north, where they perfected the art of the diorama.

[Dixie]

Five people who I don't know in the least have informed me that I creep them out in the last two weeks, hordes of fat mothers inexplicably glare death at me whenever I stop by the high school to give my little brother a lift, and people start walking clear on the other side, in the gutter, well before I pass them on the sidewalk, so I can safely say that I give off a serial killer vibe (and my newest passport photos confirm this)


On the brighter side, mock meets have gone the way of King Arthur, so anyone's chances of meeting me is nil and my counterpoint proves invalid
It's ok, I creep-out my own husband.
He makes sure he lets me know too.

[MetalMilitia]

Five people who I don't know in the least have informed me that I creep them out in the last two weeks, hordes of fat mothers inexplicably glare death at me whenever I stop by the high school to give my little brother a lift, and people start walking clear on the other side, in the gutter, well before I pass them on the sidewalk, so I can safely say that I give off a serial killer vibe (and my newest passport photos confirm this)


On the brighter side, mock meets have gone the way of King Arthur, so anyone's chances of meeting me is nil and my counterpoint proves invalid

I have a similar problem in that I think people believe me to be a rapist when I'm walking behind them. I walk pretty fast and deliberately which scares the shit out of old people and single women on quiet streets.

Then again I might just be imagining their unease.

[The Leader]

I used to know someone who curated a big exhibit there. I was offered to come for an after-hours special tour, wink wink, but I turned them down :/ I'm reasonably sure there would have been attempted fucking and that grossed me out.

Wasn’t that one of you professors in college, and weren’t you totally oblivious as to the possibilities of a gross man doing things to you until after the fact?

[Kitsa]

Yes. Good memory!

Actually, he was a professor I rather respected and liked. When he made the offer, after several uncomfortable-for-me invitations to his tiny office in the alcove of a converted Victorian house off-campus, something told me at an instinctive level that the offer wasn't entirely above-board and that I should probably turn it down. I didn't understand the total exactitude of why, I guess you could say.

To his credit, he wasn't gross. He was a graduate student and obviously highly intelligent. I was mainly weirded out by the whole teacher-propositioning-student thing.

Part of me wishes I would have gone to get any potential special glimpse of the exhibit, though, and let the chips fall where they may.

[The Leader]

You could have had hot, passionate sex inside the chest cavity of a fossilized dinosaur!

[Kitsa]

Yes, well, at that time it was about as comfortable as Gordon Jump's guest appearance on Diff'rent Strokes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My dad flies into Buffalo all the time, I'm glad it wasn't one of his weeks to visit that factory :/


I'm glad he wasn't in it.

[executioneer]

arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg

[Kitsa]

Me too.

Anyhow, the guy just came out with a big-in-the-field book, which should ensure him all of the needy student poon he can handle.

[Tadao]

arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg

Popeye?

[executioneer]

only if popeye is bored out of his mmmiiinnnddd

[Dixie]

:(

[Aaarg]

I believe it was the Joker from Batman who once asked, "why so sad?"

[Dixie]

I ate a salad yesterday.
And I actually liked it.
What the fuck is happening?!!?!

[Sam]

OH NO! SALADS DON'T MAKE YOU PEE!

[Dixie]

But this bottle of wine will!

[Sam]

ONLY IF YOU SLURP IT OUT OF THE LINES OF MY METICULOUSLY CHISELED ABS. ;)

[Dixie]

ABS stands for "Aggravated Butt Syndrome" right?

[Sam]

YES. MY AGGRAVATED BUTT SYNDROME HAS BEEN CHISELED. THE LINES ARE SO ALL THE RUN-OFF SLUDGE AND SEEPAGE DON'T PUDDLE. ;)

[Dixie]

Oh I thought the lines were drainage tubes, fuck.
My bad.

[Fathom Zero]

To alleviate cholera.

[kahljorn]

I love my valetines day presents :)

[Dixie]

Happy VD I-Mockery!!

[RaNkeri]

Has anyone seen the latest friday the 13th movie yet? How much did it suck?

[Kitsa]

I wanted to see it really badly, and I thought maybe I was going as a surprise valentine's gift, but I don't think it's happening.