I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MLE]

COME ON STOP IT GUYS :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Seven Force yelling at me doesn't bother me in the slightest because I've ignored him

I don't like doing it to Zomboid because he generally does not suck and will actually add something to threads when he posts

[Emu]

is it just me or do the new people avoid this thread

[Tadao]

In most forums there is a thread 9sometimes hidden) where everyone gabs on and on. Sometimes it's sacrelige to just jump in and talk, but that never stopped me. This is a great place for noobs (like me) to start. Instead of fucking up in the threads where your shame stays on the smae page for a week.

[Neen]

I don't avoid; I just try not to.... "speak" when I have nothing to say.

[Tadao]

Sup Neen?

[Neen]

Got a cold. It sucks. The aches come and go, but there's always snot.

You?

[Tadao]

Same here. I've been illin for the last few days. Sore throat and all. I just started medicine that block my immune system and have to be real carefull about getting sick. I've got an auto immune disease. I haven't been sick in many years because my immune system is in overdrive, but now... This blows.

[Mockery]

is it just me or do the new people avoid this thread
I often think about moving this thread into the backups forum and just starting up a brand new one.

[executioneer]

well i'd imagine it's a bit of a server strain as is

[Tadao]

every 30k posts?

[Tadao]

To go along with the new year and new I-Mockery.

[executioneer]

might as well, it's close to 32768

[Guitar Woman]

come on guys no :(

[Mockery]

Yeah, and I notice it often takes a while to load the last page of this thread because it's so long. 30k seems like a good time to start over to me each time.

[Guitar Woman]

:( :( :(

[comhcinc]

.............so what is this thread about?

[Guitar Woman]

everything

[Guitar Woman]

and nothing :eek

[executioneer]

you can put a link to the last page of the old thread in the first post of the new one so that nobody gets lost!

[executioneer]

its about 1200 pages long, hey-o

[Guitar Woman]

I remember when Rog first stickied this thread in Mockwars about 1100 pages ago!

[executioneer]

good times :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=117
:lol

[comhcinc]

i is so confused now thinking

[Guitar Woman]

oh man wasn't it called YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER back then or something too

someone should change it back to that when they archive it :(

[Guitar Woman]

haha I found it

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=256

[Guitar Woman]

this thread deserves a viking funeral

[executioneer]

it was called lots of things i dont even rmember half of them (not counting after publover started pointing it out when the title changed, thx pub :()

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, and I notice it often takes a while to load the last page of this thread because it's so long. 30k seems like a good time to start over to me each time.

ARRGH THAT DOES IT :dilbertporn

[Chojin]

I don't really see the point in moving this thread; it loads just fine, and it makes us look good and active if the chat thread is huge.

[MetalMilitia]

Making a new chat room thread would be like buying a new pair of shoes just as soon as the current pair have been worn in. Which is the one thing I stand against.

[Tadao]

I'm on a slow loading laptop. The only time the page loads slow is when certain ads are in the banner. So load time doesn't seem to be an issue really.

[Chojin]

Thank you.

Also, watching HungryWantBiddy go all VET on Willie on loveline is hilarious and I suggest you read those threads.

[Guitar Woman]

speaking of ads, wtf is with that creepy mexican fuck in the singles internet matches ad

PEDRO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[Tadao]

Whenever Hair Club comes up, I have to refresh till it goes away. Can't load a page with that dam ad.

[Moobs]

Pub Lover will commit suicide :(

[executioneer]

haha you should lock it but leave it sticky maybe :( then it will still have its INTERNET PRESENCE

[Fathom Zero]

I hate people named Josh.

[executioneer]

i'm not a huge fan of most of the justins i've met, myself

i knew at least one cool josh but i havent seen him since hs so who knows

[Tadao]

Who will get the final last words in?

[Tadao]

I hate people named Josh.

Don't Josh about things like that!

[executioneer]

probably rev run

[Zomboid]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't start a new chat thread.

[Mockery]

this thread deserves a viking funeral
Here you go:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/viking-funeral.gif

THE END IS NEAR. :O
THE BEGINNING IS NEAR. :O

[Zomboid]

Where have I seen that post before? :lol

[Tadao]

OOoooo do it again!

[Mockery]

:hypno IT'S MAGIC! :hypno

[Tadao]

has your join date always been 1969?

[Tadao]

This is the end, my only friend
the end.



Mother

[executioneer]

spent most of my days
on the playgrounds of western
philadelphia

[Moobs]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1387/mockdeadvi0.jpg

[executioneer]

i was chillin' out
maxin', relaxin' all cool
playing basketball

[executioneer]

a couple of guys
they started making trouble
in my neighborhood

[Fathom Zero]

I've seen a lot about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air today.

[executioneer]

i got in one fight
mom got scared, said "you're moving
in with your auntie"

[executioneer]

whistled for a cab
i saw its license plate "fresh"
and dice in mirror

[arg_zombies]

I can hear my brain cells dying

[executioneer]

the cab was quite rare
but i said nah forget it
yo holmes to bel-air

[executioneer]

whoops i may have forgotten a part doesnt one version have a bit about being on a plane

[Guitar Woman]

If you die more than 15 times in a row in that game doesn't the mighty voice of Thor boom down from the heavens and yell at you for sucking so bad

[executioneer]

SHIT

[Guitar Woman]

because that's awesome

[Tadao]

Eep Op Oop Op OP

[Tadao]

I want to kill you

[Zomboid]

Man, vila really pisses me off. I find her offensive as a human.

[executioneer]

POST COUINT FIIIIGHT

[Zomboid]

HADOUKEN

[Moobs]

ill kik ur ass >:

[Moobs]

wait i didn't do it in capitals

[arg_zombies]

I've never noticed the reload button at the top :<

ermm...

I'LL PULL YOUR KIDNEYS OUT THROUGH THE HERNIAS I'M ABOUT TO INFLICT UPON YOU WITH MY SPIKY SPIKY FINGERS!

[Mockery]

CHAT ROOM THREAD VOTING TIME:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698622

[Tadao]

Die thread die!

[arg_zombies]

:'(

[Tadao]

I really don't see why the thread should go, unless you feel that it will make new people feel more welcome to post. But really all you would have to do is...
after regestration, have them go to a page that tells them that they should Say hi in the "Hi, I'm new thread" and them jump into "Chat" to get thier feet wet.

[Emu]

if tihs thread goes i want postcounts back

[Chojin]

I have made significant progress in the field of SCIENCE to defend this thread.

[Moobs]

i will lock to myself to this thread until tibet is free..or something like that ;o

[Emu]

I got to see a cop leap on a man during an arrest today. :D

[arg_zombies]

20 more posts to 666


Now 19

[Emu]

RAH RAH RAH

[Guitar Woman]

I DON'T NEED YOUR CIVIL WARAAAAAAR

[arg_zombies]

HEY HEY HEY HEEEEEEY

[MarioRPG]

No wayz

[MLE]

I loled so hard at the first two posts on page 51 of the cowboy song thread by willie ;o

[Guitar Woman]

I got "I hope you get a" and then I can't decipher the rest of it

[Assuredly NOT ArrowX]

HEY EVERYONE! HOWS IT HANGING!

[Emu]

i hope you get aids homo

[MLE]

I would love to take the last two posts out of context.

[Emu]

it still holds, actually

[MLE]

That's why I wanted to call attention to it, darling.

[Assuredly NOT ArrowX]

what a warm fucking welcome

[Emu]

well since you're clearly arrowx you've already BEEN welcomed, thank you

[MLE]

Guys, I think we need to give him a chance. I think we need to give everyone a chance, even the 4chan users! Even the anime fans and the goths and the ravers and everyone! God bless us! Every one!

[Neen]

I wonder when this thread will reach critical mass.

[Moobs]

i wonder when SHUT UP >:

[Moobs]

i mean please kindly stop

[Neen]

Stop what? ..... wondering? Never!

[Guitar Woman]

that was a little unfair, he wasn't really doing anything

[Moobs]

i just wanted to be a part of this whole angry thing i'm so sorry ;_;

[Assuredly NOT ArrowX]

I'm over my forum change rage now I'm just here to enforce the crumbling laws of the old board. I feel like Dennis Quaid in Dragonheart.

[MLE]

Aren't you circumventing a ban or something?

[Spetsnaz]

Guys, I think we need to give him a chance. I think we need to give everyone a chance, even the 4chan users! Even the anime fans and the goths and the ravers and everyone! God bless us! Every one!


Why don't we just stick with the 4chan users?

[Neen]

Anonymous, is that you?

[Spetsnaz]

We do not forget. We do not forgive.

[MLE]

You guys know I was joking. That was a joke. The part about "God bless us, every one!" is from tiny tim. seriously. I don't like you.

[Spetsnaz]

:love

[MLE]

This is like seven force all over again.

[Neen]

Guys? don't lump me in with him.

[MLE]

You identified yourself as one of the "guys" I don't like when referencing 4chan. Don't worry. I was being thorough!

[Spetsnaz]

What? Its not like I have cooties.

[Guitar Woman]

of all the new guys, I hate Neen the least!

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not even going to ignore him!

[Neen]

Edit: to Evil Dead (quick reply isn't fast enough)

Not without my Haz-mat suit, at least.

[Spetsnaz]

I actually own one...

[MLE]

Neen seems alright usually, so I'll give him a chance, but every 4chan reference will count as a strike against you in my book!

[Spetsnaz]

4chan does get tired and played out, but its like the perversity center of the internet. You can't NOT love it.

[MLE]

oh yes you can. not love it, that is.

[Spetsnaz]

Well, besides rampant immaturity, why don't you like it?

[MLE]

it's stupid.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm an ex-/v/irgin, and even while I posted there I hated pretty much every board on the site.

The Sonic comic edits still make me laugh, though.


NOTE THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO POST A BUNCH SHUT UP

[Spetsnaz]

I'm not going to post a bunch of shit. Especially the majority of anything /b/ related.

I agree its stupid, but its funny. Funny stupid. Like just about every movie put out today.

[MLE]

I would prefer it if 4chan discussion stopped here!

[Guitar Woman]

what movies have you been watching

do you live in fucking bollywood

[Spetsnaz]

The last movie I saw was I Am Legend.

It was fucking hilarious if you take into account its the second Heston classic butchered.

Why does it matter if I live in Hollywood? You seem awfully hostile, Guitar Woman. Don't like me THAT much?

[MLE]

Maybe he's the target demographic?

[Guitar Woman]

Bollywood, faggot

YOU DO KNOW WHAT THAT IS

[Spetsnaz]

Nah, if I were the target demographic, I'd be appluading those movies for their SFX.

It film class in highschool, we actually had to go out to a movie once every two weeks and do a critique of it. I guess the habit never really died because I think of all the trash they put out now as funny.

[Assuredly NOT ArrowX]

I don't like him because hes new, and hes exactly the kind of person who is shunned due to the fact that when people with the words "evil dead" anywhere in their profile, sig or otherwise are usually unfunny and terrible people.

I hope you break that trend but I learned a long time ago not to hold out hope.

[Spetsnaz]

Don't believe in me. Please. I'm not your personal Jesus.

[Neen]

I step out for a few minutes and Evil Dead gets banned..... and Assuredly NOT ArrowX.

I must have missed some serious stuff.

[MLE]

ED posted borderline porn and i'm on my work laptop, and at least 2 people immediately reported him. At the same time the same admin noticed arrowx was circumventing his ban, so he was banned again.

[Chojin]

guys did you know that 4chan has their own message board?

[comhcinc]

banage pow! but anyway i happen to love bollywood. thus my avatar.

[Guitar Woman]

uh, isn't the site itself a message board of sorts

[Tadao]

What an interesting day (for me at least)

[Chojin]

yes, that was the joke

[Chojin]

so today I was wondering why my mom didn't call me only to find out at 10 PM that schimid had apparently drunk all the battery juice out of my phone while I was sleeping and neglected to let me know

[Neen]

Actually, I've never been in 4chan. I haven't heard great things, so I never bothered.

[Chojin]

I hold 4chan personally responsible for how retarded online gaming has become.

Nothing is more pathetic than someone actually speaking trite internet-isms.

[Neen]

Like saying LOL. Not actually laughing out loud, but saying the letters.

It's why I never go to the mall anymore.

[Chojin]

online it's mostly "for the win" and "lulz" and "pwned" and shit like that

I think "el oh el" is BENEATH some of the bigger internet dorks.

[Guitar Woman]

uh, actually, 4chan is full of elitist fuckers who hate that kind of thing

If they're saying stuff like "lulz" it's in reference to the site's appearance on Fox news.

If you want to see an example of 4chan's online gaming influence, go download the Mudkipz mod for HL2. It's actually pretty funny.

[Zomboid]

I used to jokingly say PWN in halo as POON to make fun of people.

[comhcinc]

a friend of mine did that for years before i ever caught on to what he was doing, needless to say we are not friends anymore

[Moobs]

i used to say wtf as 'whutufu' when i played socom 2

[Neen]

I orginally thought FTW meant Fuck The World......

not a great story, I admit.

[Tadao]

I orginally thought FTW meant Fuck The World......

not a great story, I admit.


Same here! Until after I just read this post...

I guess it's just the punk in me that remebers when FTW accually meant something meaningfull :(

[Guitar Woman]

I thought it was some kind of perversion of wtf

[Emu]

I was in GameStop last week and there was a pair of walking stereotypes standing at the counter. The male of the pair was cultivating an impressively pubic neckbeard and had that sort of overweight, greasy build that can only come from years of daily doses of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch flavor Doritos. He took it upon himself to speak a 4chan meme in literally every sentence and was especially fond of saying the word "Fwee" in a high-pitched voice. He also managed to somehow pronounce "Orly?" phonetically. His apparent girlfriend was even bigger than he was, and had the standard pear shape, in that her ass was mercifully only slightly less wide than the door. They both were talking exasperatedly about WoW raids. I'm usually a pretty restrained person, but I came very close to telling the fellow to his face to shut the fuck up.

[Zomboid]

That story made me smile :)

[Tadao]

I was asst manager for software etc at one point in my life. Like say... when Ultima Online came out. I know the people you speak of. They hang by the counter talking to me about shit I don't care about. At first it was fun because we had the same intrests, but it got old fast because that is all our relationship became.

On a side note. I haven't told you guys my situation. I'm online all day all night. I'm retiered/disabled now. I barely get out anymore. I just moved back to my folks because I can't work anymore and I'm only 37. I'm also in a city where there is absoluitley nothing to do.

Point is... If I post to much... sorry.

[Chojin]

how did you become retired

how did we bring you TO THIS LOWLYYYYY STATE

[Zomboid]

He mentioned crystal meth earlier, I think.

[Chojin]

Chojin (AIM): ups delivered my extra 2 gigs of ram late so that they'd show up on my birthday
Chojin (AIM): i called the cat up to watch me open them and he wasn't even looking when I held it up for him
Chojin (AIM): so I declared "Well i know what i'm not getting YOU for christmas next year >:"
Chojin (AIM): this is what happens when I'm left alone for too long ;<

[zeldasbiggestfan]

He was on it, or somethin'.

I had to see One Missed Call tonight. Who wrote that heap of shit. Wow, it was bad.

[Tadao]

He mentioned crystal meth earlier, I think.

Yeah, I did that for a whole year last year. I think I was trying to kill myself.

Basicly.. I have Ankylosing Spondylitis . My bones have been growing together over the cartalidge for the last 15ish years. Very painful. Didn't know I had it till 2 to 3 years ago. My whole lower back and hips are fused together. And my neck is starting to as well. So for the last 15 years I've been dribnking the pain away until I found out what was causing it. And then I went nuts and spent all my money and did a bunch of drugs not caring if tomorrow came.

But tomorrow keeps fucking coming.

[Zomboid]

HEY YALLZ JOIN THE IMOCK CHAT ON AIM. ADD ZOMBOID2 AND I GIVE YOU THE HOOK UP!

[executioneer]

He was on it, or somethin'.

I had to see One Missed Call tonight. Who wrote that heap of shit. Wow, it was bad.

you should have tried harder not to see it, i could tell it was garbage just by the commercials

[comhcinc]

Basicly.. I have Ankylosing Spondylitis ..

sorry to hear that shit dude. is there any viable treatment? on the bright side that may be your ticket to getting yourself a monkey (http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/)

[Tadao]

I'm on Enbrel now which blocks my immune system in order to stop the fusing. But I've said toooooo much already.

I always wanted a trenchcoat full of trained attack gibbons.

[bigtimecow]

i'm going to bed goodnight!

[executioneer]

awww merged accounts! how am i gonna pretend to be a newb now :(

[Tadao]

Yikes! You look like a mean motherf..

[executioneer]

i'm really not though! ask anyone!

[MarioRPG]

One Missed Call was bad? No way! I always thought that was a joke of a movie pitch...

[Chojin]

guys i hate that ad we're running where the kids slowly lean in and make hearts from their faces

it's on like every god damn page

[Emu]

When the hearts cover their faces they look like two guys :\

[arg_zombies]

My firefox blocks all ads, apart from the game ones, I like playing them :)

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit, willie's back :eek

[RaNkeri]

Seriously, why do all the cool things happen when I'm not around? >:

[Guitar Woman]

guys i hate that ad we're running where the kids slowly lean in and make hearts from their faces

it's on like every god damn page
I mentioned that a while ago

the guy creeps me right the fuck out :<

PEDRO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[Chojin]

I was gonna post the link to the Delta Airlines page where it shows Emily's flight LIIIIIIVE but then I thought 'what if some creep tries to meet us at the airport' and I was all :eek

[Tadao]

Airport scene : Hi, can I have my edit button back?

[Guitar Woman]

oh, he already showed it to me

rest assured I'll be there and ready to discuss THAT INTERNET in no time buddy!

[Pub Lover]

I'd have no problem with this thread being 'backed-up' or deleted.
I don't think that I target posts because they are by someone new, nor do I try and quote every 'Let's all get to know one another' post. I ignore many, I assure you & I actually like it when they are drawn in here & take up the Chat. A perfect example is Tadao who is currently one of my favourite posters.
I didn't realise that it was mostly me that was causing the problem in here. The whole point was that I wasn't causing problems in other threads, but hey, it's not my site.

What would have been good is if I had been told personally to tone it down or cut it out. That has worked in the past (not counting the couple of other times where it didn't ok? haha). After all, was the problem not here while I was away? A simple statement of "You've been away, we don't want you do do this kind of thing anymore." would have got me much closer to the new I-Mockery path.

Of course, no one but me is responsible for my behavior. ;)

Now, no more about that silly drama. :(

[Chojin]

Honestly I don't think Pub is really a problem at all anymore? You just got caught up in the nonsense.

[Tadao]

Yeah, it was silly. Thanks Pub. If you are a guy I'd give you a reach around.

[executioneer]

hahah the banner ad just went from "get free stuff emailed to you from ann coulter" to "singlemuslim.com dating service"

[bigtimecow]

so guys, the food was made!

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6806.jpg
most of the ingredients

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6805.jpg
me cooking the chicken, i am a great chef with awesome skills

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6807.jpg
the first layer of bacon to go underneath the cheese (there was like 3 or 4 layers)

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6808.jpg
applying the barbecue chicken to the pizza

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6809.jpg
pillsbury breadsticks about to be cooooked

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6810.jpg
the pizza is almost done

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6811.jpg
it is done, and is probably the best looking barbecue chicken and bacon bacon bacon pizza i have ever had

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/food/IMG_6813.jpg
the complete meal (actually, the cookies are missing :(). the drink was a v8 pina colado smoothie and the dessert (along with the cookies) was a bowl of blackberries and raspberries

yum yum yum :rock:rock:rock

[Noodles]

Look delicious :)

PS: Now the ads want me to buy UGG boots :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3103/molotovwd8.jpg

[Tadao]

Looks good! I forgot to tell you to do the fried cheese sticks with the bread sticks. Awsome Blossoms are always good too since you have a wok.

[bigtimecow]

i do?

that's a pan

[Tadao]

never mind

[Spetsnaz]

Those bread sticks look fuckin good.

[MarioRPG]

I'm all hungry now :(

[executioneer]

guys did you know that "boner" stabone is the son of chekov from star trek

cause i just found that out

[RaNkeri]

The UN recently announced a union with the comic book company, Marvel. Together, they aim to print a special comic that will see the superhero fight alongside UN aid workers and peacekeepers.

http://http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7172016.stm

:lol

[Zomboid]

I wonder if they'll retcon the Saddam thing and have Punisher execute him instead.

[Asila]

AIIIEE!
So how much shit does a person have to miss before they're considered completely fucking new again? Holy crap.
You can use a pan as a wok if you get the oil hot enough, just don't set your kitchen on fire not that I've done that.

[Pub Lover]

BTC, that pizza looks really good. :yum

The only Adverts I get are for ringtones. Who is T-Pain anyway?

One little boy, however, dissented vociferously.

"I don't like any superheroes," he told the BBC. "I don't think they're real."
I don't think Jesus is real, but I still like him a bunch, Kid. >:


Anyone read Pratchett's Thud! yet? I'm finding parts of it a bit overly fanboy fanficish & I wonder if I'm really too old to be reading these books. :(

Oh and Tadao, I do the same thing with Vimes, making him much fatter in my head then the books ever claim him to be.

[Guitar Woman]

With all the sudden activity I have problems keeping up with the forums and I'm here at least once a day :<

[GADZOOKS]

Great thread, I wish I thought of it!

Hey everyone, it's me. I'm back saying hi to the I-mockery Re-De-Sign. Wow I love the new color scheme, reminds me of Wendy's Hamburgers :fart

Anyway, I just wanted to put your mind at ease about me. I did not leave these forums because I had an angry attack (should be a better word for this) over one or two posters. I had a dire situation that I had to take care of.

http://www.robstickets.com/team_annex.jpg
(I'm the one in the hat)

I had to become coach, manager, and second father to a Tee-Ball team. You see, the only way I could get my father's inheritence (yes, like Juttin, I too am now Fatherless, remember Juttin! Ha!) is by taking this motley crew to the Tee-Ball championships. As you can see, they don't look like the athletic bunch (in fact, they stunk) but with a little grit and a whole lotta heart we made it to the big game. We lost the big game, but by that time I learned that the inhertance money isn't important and what is is teamwork. You can find my story on VHS or probably Youtube.

Well I gotta go, spring training is only a few months away and I have to cut the kid with glasses who will later join another team and prove me wrong. It's going to be rough :( I'm sure you can make some molestation jokes knowing this forum. I'll be sure to read them in 2009. Goodnight!

EDIT: And a big :lol about Rongi getting banned.

[Sam]

I get it Gadzooks... I get it. :(

[Tadao]

I didn't like Thud!
Going Postal was great though. Can't wait to read The money one. I forget what it's called.

[Tadao]

Oh and Hi Asila I thought you bailed.

[Neen]

The snows gone.... and it's been replaced with fog and soggy mud.

oh, joy.

[Spetsnaz]

Can we get a seperate thread for n00dz?

[MetalMilitia]

She's probably just arrowX trying to pull a GuitarWoman.

[MetalMilitia]

I are not!! *spanks you*

stop spreading lies about me *smirk*

*reads posts*

*dies*

*not really*

[Tadao]

Yeah, just wait till my I'ms end up on the Pervert article.

[Pub Lover]

Bright sunshine here. :)

With all the sudden activity I have problems keeping up with the forums and I'm here at least once a day :<
I only come here once a day. ;(

Going Postal was great though. Can't wait to read The money one. I forget what it's called.

I've only just read Postal, I liked it but I'm still surprised that a second Moist von Lipwig story is following so soon. We haven't seen Rincewind for too long. Also who the hell is Tiffany Aching, & why have not heard anyone tyalking about her?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

She's probably just arrowX trying to pull a GuitarWoman.

i have no idea what that means, but i assure you i'm really a woman, and those stories are true. that does NOT mean i'm going to fuck anyone here, nor am i trying to persuade anyone to want to fuck me. those stories are just funny to me.

[MetalMilitia]

Nah, girls don't use the internet. ArrowX does though... hmm... the plot thickens.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Nah, girls don't use the internet. ArrowX does though... hmm... the plot thickens.

*repeating to self* i will NOT post pictures of my tits to prove i'm a chick

[MetalMilitia]

Good. Sex perverts aren't allowed on the internet.

Besides I've already seen ArrowX's tits.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Good. Sex perverts aren't allowed on the internet.

Besides I've already seen ArrowX's tits.

MINE ARE BETTER!!!!!

oops, sorry. was that out loud??

[MetalMilitia]

No I think it was some kind of an internal monologue. What did you say?

[Sam]

*USES ASTERIKS TO SHOW ACTIONS* :rolleyes

[arg_zombies]

Ah, Tiffany Aching is from another set of Pratchett books with the little blue people in them ;)

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i said my boobs are teh bestest :)

[Spetsnaz]

i said my boobs are teh bestest :)

PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN!

[arg_zombies]

Is it me or is ED too sex fueled?

[Pub Lover]

The wee men from Lancre?

[executioneer]

I'M SO GLAD THIS THREAD GOT BUMPED X_X

[dirtyxblondexdame]

PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN!


god damn it. can i at least be on this forum for a month before i have to show the goods?!?!?!

[Spetsnaz]

god damn it. can i at least be on this forum for a month before i have to show the goods?!?!?!


Well, it does give us all something to look forward too...

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Well, it does give us all something to look forward too...

you get this for now. iz mah pj's.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/Picture0040.jpg

[Emu]

Erectile dysfunction is too sex fueled? :confused:

[Spetsnaz]

you get this for now. iz mah pj's.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/Picture0040.jpg


My name is George W. Bush and I approve of this message.

[Spetsnaz]

Is it me or is ED too sex fueled?


I'm not allowed to be a perv?

[MattJack]

Go to the chat room, quueerrrs.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

hey i took one good picture. i wanted to share. i go NOWHERE!!!!

[MetalMilitia]

I'm not allowed to be a perv?

It'll be a cold day in hell before we allow people like you to tarnish the Internet's reputation.

[MattJack]

bitch shut up that ain't you an besides that girl has a straight dick in her pants

[dirtyxblondexdame]

that sure is me. check my myspace, you'll see.

*looks down pants*

no penis, sorry.

[Spetsnaz]

Ohhh! Bitch got told!

[MetalMilitia]

Have you checked your mouth? When I loose dicks they sometimes turn up there.

[Spetsnaz]

It'll be a cold day in hell before we allow people like you to tarnish the Internet's reputation.

They were making snowmen in hell last Thursday.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Have you checked your mouth? When I loose dicks they sometimes turn up there.


all clear.

[Guitar Woman]

why the fuck did we unban this guy

Mockery did you do this

you're skating on some fucking thin ice, kid

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, I really, really hope all these new kids get bored soon

I was prepared for faggotry but this is insane

[Mockery]

ED, Chojin banned you for 24 hours. I suggest you heed the warning unless you want to be banned for longer, or permanently. One of the rules on this forum is that we don't allow pics containing nudity on it. Many people read this site from work and can get into some deep shit as a result of somebody like you posting porn.

Furthermore, don't start fights in the post your picture thread, this thread is for posting photos, not bickering about your 24-hour ban.

[Emu]

it's time for the QUOTAPOST game

okay it was pretty funny i saw part of this earlier. when andrew daily says he found pot in the marajuana expert and he jsut smiles for a couple seconds then goes "Y-YOUR A LIAR"

[MetalMilitia]

oh man :( . the worst is being ignored by g-g-g-irls

:chatter

[Pub Lover]

Ok, I really, really hope all these new kids get bored soon

I was prepared for faggotry but this is insane

:lol

But seriously, I find myself over & over almost saying "Take this shit to the Chatroom! >:" Because I totally don't want to see it fucking up every other damn thread.
I've said it before & I'll say it again, this thread should be a bootcamp for the new idiots.

Of course, the new non-idiots can post in here too. I don't want to be exclusive or anything. :lol

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i might fall into the idiot category only because i always allow myself to get drawn into bullshit. happen on the last forum i was on, cause i just can't walk away when someone is being a dick.

[Guitar Woman]

I WASN'T COUNTING PRETTY GIRLS

[Pub Lover]

GW, you know you're the prettiest girl here. :love

[MetalMilitia]

Besides, I've already uncovered the truth that dirtyXxwhoreXx is just arrowX trying to emulate Guitar Woman's "success".

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Besides, I've already uncovered the truth that dirtyXxwhoreXx is just arrowX trying to emulate Guitar Woman's "success".

*sigh*

seriously?? let it go. i'm not trying to copy anyone. and i am a chick. do i need to take a pic right now holding up a fucking sign that says "hey MetalMilitia, see these!?!?" with an arrow pointing to my tits? don't make me do it.

[Spetsnaz]

*sigh*

seriously?? let it go. i'm not trying to copy anyone. and i am a chick. do i need to take a pic right now holding up a fucking sign that says "hey MetalMilitia, see these!?!?" with an arrow pointing to my tits? don't make me do it.

Do it!

[Guitar Woman]

Actually, the standard procedure for female posters is a sign that states "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Philips"

[Emu]

you're probably not gonna stick around long, are you :\

[Guitar Woman]

I DID IT, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T

[Spetsnaz]

ED, Chojin banned you for 24 hours. I suggest you heed the warning unless you want to be banned for longer, or permanently. One of the rules on this forum is that we don't allow pics containing nudity on it. Many people read this site from work and can get into some deep shit as a result of somebody like you posting porn.

Furthermore, don't start fights in the post your picture thread, this thread is for posting photos, not bickering about your 24-hour ban.

First off, I apologized to her.

Second off, I re-read the rules when I got banned so I have a better sense of things now.

Third off, he/she/it was starting with me. I'm not going to back down just because they've been here longer.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

you're probably not gonna stick around long, are you :\

who, me?? i could care less about those assholes. it's fun for me to fuck with them. and i'm no quitter, dammitt.

oh, and it's obvious that ED and MM both are pervs and just looking to see tits. i'm not that dumb. besides, they need to know the following --

you can't accuse someone (read: a girl) of having a penis if you don't have one yourself.

[Guitar Woman]

while I agree that Evil Dead is an obnoxious faggot, Metal Militia's just funning with you.

It's how this forum works. It's a lot better if you think of it as one big joke!

[Spetsnaz]

I never accused you of having or not having one.

I'm just encouraging debauchery. Thats all.