I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

Where is she going?

[bigtimecow]

she'll be up all night writing a paper :(

she told me earlier this week that she was probably going because she doesn't have work on monday, so i was excited. then a few days ago she told me she had a 20-page paper due, but didn't mention the party so i figured everything was cool

[Tadao]

Do you have any knowledge pertaining to the paper she is writing? You could offer to help her so that she can make it to the party later. Besides, the later part of a party is always better and you would be knocking boots instead of working on a paper.

[bigtimecow]

if i didn't have a 7-hour class session to teach tomorrow i would :( and she has work for most of the day as well

besides, that would be a bit overstepping my bounds. it's a weird situation where we both know we dig each other (have gone out a few times, slept at her house once) but i still feel like i'm forcing it a bit. i was hoping tomorrow night could be the release (with school for this semester being officially over) that we both need, and then voila

[Tadao]

Hmmmm, fuck it. Who needs sleep when sperm could be shot in her face.

[bigtimecow]

this is true. but i actually like this girl, not just wanna fuck her. i wanna cuddle and watch movies and grab her butt :(

[Tadao]

Oh, a kinda serious thing. I hope she likes video games.

[bigtimecow]

all that matters is that she likes art and isn't some dumb ass. and she's gorgorgorgorgeous

[Pentegarn]

Why not offer to skip the party and hang out to help with her paper, score some brownie points?

[bigtimecow]

but i feel like kind of a creep, because i'm into her a lot and like, i would really like this to go somewhere (or at least attempt dating). when in reality i should just be dating girls all over because i'm a single faggot

[bigtimecow]

because it's the only house party i'll have gone to since... 2 years ago? i've been looking forward to it for awhile, i guess regardless of whether or not she's going. and it's a 20-page paper :x

trust me, i like her and all, but i'm not missing this fucking party

[Pentegarn]

Nothing at all wrong with liking just one girl. Especially if you don't just want sex and you dig her brain. As you grow older that brain will be there but looks fade. So always pick out a non airhead or you will want to chew shotgun by the time you're 40 :P

[Pentegarn]

because it's the only house party i'll have gone to since... 2 years ago? i've been looking forward to it for awhile, i guess regardless of whether or not she's going. and it's a 20-page paper :x

trust me, i like her and all, but i'm not missing this fucking party

I don't know, if it were me, and I really liked the girl, I would give up the party because the party is one night while the girl (potentially) could lead to many nights ;)

[bigtimecow]

that's how i'm trying to think of it. it happens in movies (LOL GAY), there's always a girl you actually dig, and other bitches in between that mean nothing

but fuck man, i'm so close. i have a cute christmas present idea for me and her to make dinner together ahsd8ahsdhasdasdh

i'm such a homo

[bigtimecow]

you are right, but at the same time, i'm almost positive she would rather me not be there. she's a smart person and knows that if i were with her it wouldn't help her paper at all

[Pentegarn]

No. You're not a homo, you're a sissy :P

Seriously though, if she is the one she is the one, no shame in enjoying it if she is

[HickMan]

Hey there gents! I'm home on leave til the 4th of January. A good chunk of time. I actually havent killed anyone yet, and I just got out of a pretty 'serious' relationship so I haven't been whoring around too much...BUT NOW I'M BACK, BABY! AND YES I WILL BE BLOWING MY LOAD ALL OVER SOME IRAQIS WHILE FIRING A .50 CAL MACHINE GUN! jkjk

[Pentegarn]

you are right, but at the same time, i'm almost positive she would rather me not be there. she's a smart person and knows that if i were with her it wouldn't help her paper at all

How about this then. Offer anyway, if she doesn't want you there while she is trying to work, then you get off scott free AND bonus bonus bonus, you intended to give the party up for her but you still get to go to the party anyway

[Pentegarn]

Hey there gents! I'm home on leave til the 4th of January. A good chunk of time. I actually havent killed anyone yet, and I just got out of a pretty 'serious' relationship so I haven't been whoring around too much...BUT NOW I'M BACK, BABY! AND YES I WILL BE BLOWING MY LOAD ALL OVER SOME IRAQIS WHILE FIRING A .50 CAL MACHINE GUN! jkjk

Thank you for your service.

Grats on your girl.

.50 cal gun eh? I only have a .38 cal. I have gun envy now :lol

[bigtimecow]

hmmm, i will at least talk to her tomorrow after work and possibly offer. it just seems weird, to me, so probably not. ehhhhhhhhhh

hi hickman! love you!

[bigtimecow]

icock just went all skitzy on me

[Pentegarn]

I'm telling you, this will score you some huge points if you do it, and if you are right about her answer, you get the points AND the party.

Now, speaking of all this romance, I think we need a romantic song to commemorate all the love in the air at i-mockery lately

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[Tadao]

Same here, but yeah, if it feels weird to you, then they want that.

[bigtimecow]

i would love to trust you tadao but you're a ****** :(

[Tadao]

:lol I know

[executioneer]

motherfucker

[bigtimecow]

does this make sense:

i'm not going to offer with her paper because let's say i offer and she declines and thinks "what a creep", then whatever mission failed. on the other hand i could not offer and she could think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" and whatever mission failed

BUT she isn't going to think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" because she's not a selfish bitch and knows this party is big for every person in our major. SOOO if i don't offer nothing will be lost (other than me not seeing her), but it opens up future opportunities for me to score brownie points in situations where i would feel confident

y/n?

edit: hi willie

[bigtimecow]

WELL NOW THAT I'VE REPRESENTED MYSELF WONDERFULLY AS A SISSY FAG I'M OFF TO BED

:* to you all

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:AMERICAN NIGHTMARE TO SLEEP

[Fathom Zero]

on the other hand i could not offer and she could think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" and whatever mission failed

Chances are she wouldn't, and if she does, you can make up for it later. After all, you said there's stuff over the break you're thinking about.

You kids think too narrowly.

[Zhukov]

I would say something to her along the lines of "That's too bad you're not going to this party. Hey, do you need help with your work?"

If she reacts badly, you're just kidding. If she reacts with "Really?! That would be cool!" then you win.

[Babs]

I had one hell of a night tonight. I guess it was a goodnight to go to my girl friends friend birthday party out on the east side where's it's entertaining to yell some shitty gang name you made up. I mean, who the fuck goes around screaming "white boys", I mean for fucks sake if your powers of observation are so fucking limited and you actually have to start proclaiming your race, you might as well go suck a ******s dick.

These kid's had no fucking common decency. Who the hell feels like a man after pushing down several girls but has nothing to say to your face but can only muster up enough energy in their body to pucker up their lips and kiss your ass?

I'm going back and mail bombing all those white trash pieces of shit. Pictures soon to follow.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I hate people too. Commiserations.

[Dixie]

dude. totally.

[Pentegarn]

What part of the east side were you on Babality? Sounds like Whitehall

[HickMan]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs051.snc3/13846_240203622673_614802673_4868705_624047_n.jpg

:queterminatortheme

[Dixie]

i like that.

[bigtimecow]

massive snow today. anybody else?

[Tadao]

i like that.

He's taking you to the gunshow! :highfive

And I think you huys are forgetting one thing. BTC AINT MISSING THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY FOR NOTHIN!

[bigtimecow]

DAMN STRAIGHT

the snow has stopped and the roads are clear as fuck anyway

[bigtimecow]

BTW DRUNK POSTS POST-PARTY WHEN I WANNA KILL MYSELF :/LOVE

[Tadao]

Take pics of you being all sad at a rad party.

[bigtimecow]

i shant be sad. it's going to be fun regardless because i go to school with a bunch of hot art nerds :(

oh and they're cool too i guess :justfriends

i'm realizing more and more that i am sheltered beyond belief. my FIRST COLLEGE PARTY? YEAH

[Tadao]

I've never been to a college party :lol

[bigtimecow]

well you're like a hundred so fuck off :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BTC you need to airhorn her and the cuddle a bit.

[Babs]

What part of the east side were you on Babality? Sounds like Whitehall

Exactly, nothing but child molested adolescents.

[bigtimecow]

BTC you need to airhorn her and the cuddle a bit.

THIS GUY GETS IT

and seriously guys, turns out it was a politics paper. PARTY TIME BYE

[Pentegarn]

Exactly, nothing but child molested adolescents.

:lol

[Babs]

KITSA! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LOGGING ONTO HERE AND NOT POSTING WHICH IS SELFISH! AT LEAST SAY HI.

[Pentegarn]

^^^

This.

I yearn to hear your hockey takes Kitsa

[bigtimecow]

PARTY WAS AWESOME

got asked by a lesbian tonight if me and (girl) were together and it made me smile. apparantly something is happenig!

[bigtimecow]

btw kissed a bunch of sluts tonight yeah yeah

[Dixie]

were you in the same hot tub as me tonight or something?

[MattJack]

BTC you play on player

Dixie, what were you doing in a hot tub full of slu*s?

[Babs]

get cho dicked sucked

[Kitsa]

I'm around. Just got a lot of shit to do and other miscellaneous reasons.

[stevetothepast]

I was wondering about you kit kat

[bigtimecow]

speaking of the lesbian girl, i made a few really loud comments about jeff dunham being a faggot and homosexual. i immediately felt bad and said "sarah! i don't mean it like that!" :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahahahaha.

[Tadao]

That's an insult to gays.

[bigtimecow]

i mean in truth jeff dunham is a faggot but i didn't want to offend sarah because she's cool and works in the studio :(

[King Hadas]

I wonder when the word gay and all it synonyms became something like an indiscriminate racial slur.

[kahljorn]

haha some straight people who were like gay activists or some shit stopped talking to me because i called something gay once ;/

"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MORE UNDERSTANDING"

[King Hadas]

YOU STEPPED OVER THE LINE KHAL, AND THERE AIN'T NO GOING BACK AFTER WHAT YOU DONE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What a bunch of jerks. Maybe they are just secretly Jeff Dunham fans.

[kahljorn]

yea i dont think i ever spoke to them ever again after that :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My volleyball team had like 3 straight people on it over the summer and it was a drinking league. I ocassionally use the terms but usually because its hilarious.

[captain516]

I had a crush on this one girl who thought I was gay. :(

[Babs]

You mean you're not gay?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had a crush on this one girl who thought I was gay. :(




You should have gayed her right in the mouth.

[Sam]

GAY ENOUGH TO FUCK HER RIGHT IN HER TIGHT LITTLE ANUS HOLE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

And then right in the mouth again. Then when she starts complaining tell her to stop talking shit

[Sam]

WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH I CAN SMELL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT

[stevetothepast]

IS U SAYIN HE BEE TALKIN SHIT?

[Sam]

FUCKING HELL

[LordSappington]

After battling some sort of stomach bug for a week, I cannot begin to tell you how big a relief it is that I'm once again pooping solids. :rave

[MattJack]

get cho dicked sucked

This.

:lol

My little brother says this all the time.

[Immortal Goat]

Ugh. I need to get laid. I got cheated on while I was at Basic Training, and now I'm single. I just want to fuck someone :(

[kahljorn]

haha chojin gave me an infraction for posting in the defestrate the ex thread :lol

what a cocksucker :rolleyes

[Pentegarn]

You should check out this girl who started posting last week, she is dating (read: fucking) many guys :lol

OK seriously though, hit the singles bar man, ladies dig men in the military

[Pentegarn]

haha chojin gave me an infraction for posting in the defestrate the ex thread :lol

what a cocksucker :rolleyes

Wow really? You must have dropped something special to get busted there

[Sam]

hahaha I got an infraction too, I guess I just should have made some really great fat jokes like Chojin did my bad I guess next time I will do better!

[kahljorn]

nah its cause chojin has such high standards for ANY posting done on this message board

[kahljorn]

its funny cause just the other day chojin was like, "ITS NOT REALLY MY KIND OF MODERATOR STYLE TO BE A COCKSUCKER UNLIKE SOME OTHER MODS HONESTLY IM MORE LIKELY TO LIKE CHANGE SOMEBODYS AVATAR OR SIGNATURE TO SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY"

[Sam]

here I wrote a fat joke just for chojin to go post in that thread because that was totally the high point in that thread:

what's black and white and red all over? an interracial couple who got in the way of your cupcakes! :lol

there you go Chojin just for you I wrote you a high quality fat joke

[Pentegarn]

I stayed away from the fat jokes there. I knew they would come from someone and I thought it was just too easy a way to go.

[Colonel Flagg]

FUCKING SNOW! I HATE SNOW! :explode

[Colonel Flagg]

:dblpst

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

FUCKING SNOW! I HATE SNOW! :explode


Agreed. How bad is it there Colonel?

[Colonel Flagg]

Depends on where you are - south and east of the city it's 2 feet or more, north and west, a foot plus. We got only about 10" so not too bad, it's just shitty driving where people aren't sure what pedal to push on the freaking floor. We're not used to this crap - not like you folks in sunny Buffalo! :)

This would be just a day in winter for those accustomed to lake-effect snow.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN BUFFALO :) We seriously have a small dusting of snow. I probably should get a hat and some gloves.

[Fathom Zero]

My friend is going to Buffalo. By train and bus. I pity her; she missed her plane.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, busses are no good.

[Babs]

When do you get your license back Bill?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can apply for a new one in 1 week from today. :picklehat

[Babs]

Not soon enough. I've had a shitty ass week and need to get out Ohio and drink myself into a coma.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You and me both. Except for the Ohio part. I forgot I'm mascotting for my roommate's hockey team tonight so I need to get beerfaced.

[captain516]

Studying for the SATs makes me feel like shit and i hate it.

[Fathom Zero]

Real men don't need no tests.

[Chojin]

hahaha I got an infraction too, I guess I just should have made some really great fat jokes like Chojin did my bad I guess next time I will do better!

i gave you an infraction for posting the same picture of an airhorn in like 20 different threads, idk, you kinda deserved it

then if i recall correctly 3-4 people just started spamming the thread with limericks or some shit, so i figured everyone else deserved a warning too

[Kitsa]

Mascotting for a hockey team would be awesome. Back before the Dayton Bombers went to shit, I used to like watching the guy in the beaver suit mess with people leaning against the glass before games.

[kahljorn]

WHAT CHOJIN REALLY SAID:
i gave you an infraction for posting the same picture of an airhorn in like 20 different threads, idk, you kinda deserved itI don't get or like jokes
then if i recall correctly 3-4 people just started spamming the thread with limericks or some shit, so i figured everyone else deserved a warning to I hate when people have fun witho>:ut me >: >:

[kahljorn]

GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO :AIRHORN THIS GUY ;) :)

[Sam]

i gave you an infraction for posting the same picture of an airhorn in like 20 different threads, idk, you kinda deserved it

then if i recall correctly 3-4 people just started spamming the thread with limericks or some shit, so i figured everyone else deserved a warning too

idk i kinda posted it 4 times total, twice in the my heart will go on thread and twice in the dammnit....... thread, so i can totally see your point I mean I literally posted it in 20 different threads at least 20 different times I mean because I couldn't have posted it in 20 different threads if I didn't post it at least 20 times completely justified good job moderating chojin, you are totally not acting like a twat and I am maybe the worst person on this board I can totally see how justified you were, way to go Legend Killer

[Chojin]

idk i kinda posted it 4 times total, twice in the my heart will go on thread and twice in the dammnit....... thread, so i can totally see your point I mean I literally posted it in 20 different threads at least 20 different times I mean because I couldn't have posted it in 20 different threads if I didn't post it at least 20 times completely justified good job moderating chojin, you are totally not acting like a twat and I am maybe the worst person on this board I can totally see how justified you were, way to go Legend Killer

listen ****** i ran a search and deleted 4 of those posts and am still finding more so i don't wanna hear it

[Sam]

BULLSHIT LIES FROM THE WOLF I WILL NOT BE PERSECUTED JUST BECAUSE I WOULDN'T PLAY SMACKDOWN VS RAW 2010 WITH YOU, I KNOW THAT IS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT JUST GET OVER IT OKAY MAN JEEZ DON'T HOLD ON TO A GRUDGE

[Pentegarn]

Wait a second hold up.....

There were limericks?

[Fathom Zero]

Steam sale. Go Christmas cash.

[Dixie]

i'm working next month!!
for at least 2 and a half weeks.
this is good news, my first tour in awhile
:D

[executioneer]

CHRIST-MASS AVATAR UPDATE

[bigtimecow]

hey guyssssssssssssssssssssssss

[executioneer]

whats goin on frankenstein

[bigtimecow]

what makes me frankenstein?

i'm feeling down tonight :(

[executioneer]

i thought it woudl be a change of pace from "wudoin dracula"

[executioneer]

IS THERE ANY HELP I CAN GIVE FOR YOUR HOLIDAYS BLUES

[bigtimecow]

tell all my friends to love me but also to leave me alone and tell the girl i like to come sleep at my house

[executioneer]

consider it done

i'm telling them that now with my mind

[bigtimecow]

i really wish man. fuck, where do you live willie? i need to get the fuck out of here

or just start hanging out with school friends more, because they are awesome and don't hate me for anything and my other friends are sometimes assholes well mainly just two of them but i can't write them out of my life because they've been there forever but fuck they just can't get over the fact that i have other friends as well as them and when i hang out with said other friends (school friends) they get pissed for whatever reason but its like sorry dudes and gals my life doesn't revolve around you and i want to hang out with different people sometimes because they aren't downers like you guys are and one of the girls from school is this girl that i have been whining and complaining about my own self inadequacy to do anything with her because i keep getting this feeling like she totally isn't into me when i know that she is and i just feel like i'm forcing stuff but we might hang out on sunday and maybe we can talk then and figure it all out i dunno willie will it work?

[bigtimecow]

and now i guess my friends are pissed at me for not hanging out with them tonight because one of them is going to be gone FOR A WEEK

OH MY GOD WILLIE NOT A WEEK WHATEVER SHALL I DO

fuck, yeah i'm gonna miss her but jesus christ ITS A WEEK get the fuck over it i will see you when you get back

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[captain516]

Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face :)

[Sam]

DON'T WORRY BTC I GOT YOUR BACK HOMIE RIDE OR DIE

[Fathom Zero]

Get some better friends.

[bigtimecow]

see, for me everything is fucking clear as hell. my friends are just selfish and fucking lonely and need to MAKE SOME MORE FRIENDS. for chrissakes am i seriously getting penalized for being social? GO MAKE SOME FUCKING FRIENDS AND YOU'LL SEE THAT IT IS NICE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ONES WHO DON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL THE TIME

and i fucking love my newly acquired friends; there is absolutely nothing wrong with them. i just got back from dinner at my friend's house with all of them and it was super fun

FUCK PPL

[bigtimecow]

to be honest, i wish i could just write them off sometimes. i seriously do, but because of some complex living situations and what-not it would in turn make me basically unable to see my best friend evar

i'm such a whiny bitch but fuck you

[Fathom Zero]

Shit's fucked up, dude.

I should really write off my old friends. They're "getting lost", the thing after high school where people just peter out. I've got a couple new friends that are better, though.

Hang with the new friends more, dude.

[bigtimecow]

they can all fucking eat shit

i am ENRAGED!!! >:

[bigtimecow]

i really hate this vertical ad that always gets in the way of the first post because i can't read what you said :(

[Sam]

*COUGH* >:

[Fathom Zero]

Shit's fucked up, dude.

I should really write off my old friends. They're "getting lost", the thing after high school where people just peter out. I've got a couple new friends that are better, though.

Hang with the new friends more, dude.

I can't say "dude" more.

[bigtimecow]

SAM I LOVE YOU :*

[Fathom Zero]

I think you should cry more, baby-back bitch. >:

[bigtimecow]

do you guys enjoy my whining? ;(

[Fathom Zero]

Yes, I enjoy internet people pouring their personal lives onto a board.

[bigtimecow]

what else you wanna know :(

[bigtimecow]

ahh fuck this i'm going to bed

[Darryl]

i really hate this vertical ad that always gets in the way of the first post because i can't read what you said :(

Can you guys fix this somehow? :\

http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n451/darktheophany/ToyotaBanner.jpg

[Babs]

Take it to the tech thread.

[Chojin]

use the i-bapery skin, it doesn't have the vertical ad

[Kitsa]

As an aside, has anyone actually seen Drank (http://www.drankbeverage.com/) in stores? Got someone I'm supposed to buy a can for, but fuck spending $56 to order a case online.

[Dixie]

i can't say i've ever seen that before. that looks pretty cool! where'd you find out about that?

[HickMan]

use the i-bapery skin, it doesn't have the vertical ad

We might be the only two

[Sam]

I don't get the vertical ad and I use the plain skin. :eek

[stevetothepast]

ME TOO FUCKING HELL

[executioneer]

i get a horizontal one that SOMETIMES blocks posts when i post from work and i'm using ibapery

[Fathom Zero]

i get a horizontal one that SOMETIMES blocks posts when i post from work and i'm using ibapery

NIGHTMARE MODE

[bigtimecow]

use the i-bapery skin, it doesn't have the vertical ad
lies, i use the bape skin

[kahljorn]

It was my first thought, too, buddy. >: I don't read half of what you say, anyway. :lol

I used to be the biggest jerk on this message board, but now what am I :(
Fathom zero i understand that you may have some personal problems or maybe you haven't been taking your medication but that's no reason to lash out at people on the internet

[Kitsa]

i can't say i've ever seen that before. that looks pretty cool! where'd you find out about that?

Oh, the sig other came home one day going on and on about "slow yo roll". I'd just figured it was some viral thing that was making the rounds at his work.

[Fathom Zero]

I used to be the biggest jerk on this message board, but now what am I :(
Fathom zero i understand that you may have some personal problems or maybe you haven't been taking your medication but that's no reason to lash out at people on the internet

I can make it not fun.

[kahljorn]

dude that's not what you did at all im delighted

oh..
:pagebrak
thing.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm glad to have a hate/hate relationship with you, dawg.

[kahljorn]

sometimes i wish you were funny :(

the sad thing about you fathom zero is that its when you're trying to be "fun" that threads get boring :(

[Fathom Zero]

I know. That's why I don't post to be funny anymore.

I'm doing a pretty good job at it, too. And that's a stupid thing to wish for. I mean, why would anyone want to wish for that?

[kahljorn]

I just wish that there was some variation in your personality besides stuck up boring dude :O

also i hate how you're at least as much of a jerk as i am but you're too much of a pussy to actually act on it.

[Fathom Zero]

Sounds like somebody I know, wakka wakka. Oh man, I crack me up. :lol

[kahljorn]

haha yea that's really funny

[Fathom Zero]

It is!

[kahljorn]

omg an exclamation point

I didn't even know people as mature as you were capable of EXCLAIMING

[Fathom Zero]

I wish I could be abrasive as opposed to passive-aggressive.

[kahljorn]

me too. only worthless people are passive-aggressive.

[Sam]

IF ONLY SOMEONE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WOULD POST IN THIS THREAD :rolleyes

[Sam]

THAT PERSON ISN'T ME :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

YOURE GOING TO GIVE ME AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS :(

[Sam]

I'D RATHER BE AGGRESSIVELY PASSIVE

[elx]

merry christmas eve :D

[bigtimecow]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ELX YOU FAGGOT

i'm going to wrap presents and pass the fuck out

[Pentegarn]

I got my gifts wrapped earlier in the afternoon, but I almost didn't have enough wrapping paper, and had to get creative besides to wrap what I had with... what I had

[Zhukov]

It's Christmas! Sucked in northern hemisphere! And to all a good night.

[Colonel Flagg]

Got all the wrapping done, except for what I have to buy today. :Procrastinator

[Kitsa]

I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.

[stevetothepast]

thats funny

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges. Not going to happen. I've had to call off work to deal with these things the last week, close my bank acount and open a new one. I probably should have done my christmas shopping earlier but I wasn't expecting to get robbed by someone I trusted either.

After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.

[Tadao]

:airhorn

[Dixie]

AWESOME!
TAKE THAT YOU CAKE GOBBLING BITCH!
NO CAKE FOR YOU!

[bigtimecow]

first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

[Colonel Flagg]

Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges.

She is SOOOOOOOO over you. :lol2

[Colonel Flagg]

I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.

You are an artiste.

[Chojin]

After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.

vvGKWC32c5A

[Babs]

Bill wins by default.

[Chojin]

in related news, i got a text yesterday from this girl going "don't tell anyone but I'm 2 months pregnant"

immediately i start going FUCK FUCK FUCK :( (yes i used a condom, fuck you) then she follows it up with it being some other guy's

crisis averted

[Fathom Zero]

Gonna make an honest woman out of her? It could be like A Walk in the Clouds, Keanu.

http://poietes.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/walk-in-the-clouds.jpg

You, too, can end up married to a semi-attractive woman.

[Pentegarn]

I miss Matt Hardy's old titantron video with all those facts in them

[elx]

MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck Christmas.

This has always been the fucking worst holiday of all fucking time and I refuse to do anything on it but take free shit and give my family the finger. And drink. Heavily.

Really, Halloween and 4th of July are the only holidays that have ever not sucked dick

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol Merry Christmas jerks.

Grishnak, I don't believe you're real. How bored are you on your christmas/birthday if you're here commenting on old topics.

[MarioRPG]

first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

The Indy games are tough, but very enjoyable to play.
But seriously, Last Crusade is rediculous. You HAVE to know where to look for some things.

[Fathom Zero]

Happy Holidays.

[captain516]

I see myself as nonreligious; (I'm not an athiest, though) yet I still celebrate Christmas, and to a lesser extent, Channukah. Is this wrong?

[Kitsa]

I celebrate Chanukah and Christmas and god-of-their-choice help anyone who tries to stop me.

[stevetothepast]

Is it really Rogs birthday today?

[Mockery]

Yep :eek

[Kitsa]

Happy Birthday, then.

[stevetothepast]

http://www.boomspeed.com/rockercub/HappyBirthdayToMe.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Tadao]

HAPPY BDAY MR. BARR

[Guitar Woman]

Your Christmas present was also your birthday present, you ungrateful little shit

[captain516]

Happy Birthday Count Pickleman Mock

[MattJack]

I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

[executioneer]

no?

[Babs]

Shit, a valedictorian with a broken jaw was trying to get on my dick tonight. TOP THAT HOE MA

[elx]

:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I left a date early AND missed Joe Strummer tribute night to get up early and cover a shift at work.

:toppinamerica

[bigtimecow]

I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

the what if girl!??

[Shrubfest]

DUNDUNDUURRRRR!

I wish I had christmas sex. :(

[executioneer]

i wish i'd been drunk all day on christmas

[Mockery]

http://www.boomspeed.com/rockercub/HappyBirthdayToMe.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haha, interestingly enough, that was one of the gifts I received for my birthday this year.

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys :picklehat

[Shrubfest]

Oh, Yay for age, Sir Mock. Holiday birthdays suck, don't they?

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Birthday, -Rog-.

[bigtimecow]

ANYONE HERE I AM HIGH

[Pentegarn]

I am here for a bit. High on the grass?

[bigtimecow]

weeeeeeeeeds yo

[Dixie]

happy belated birthday rog :)

[Babs]

I forgot to say Happy Birthday Roger. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOI

[Misdemonar]

HAPPY GETTING OLD ROGER YOU OLD MAN

[executioneer]

HAPPY IT'S-YOUR-CHRISTMAS-PRESENT-AND-YOUR-BIRTHDAY-PRESENT DAY ROGER B

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday Cedar.

[Tadao]

I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

I already did on my birthday.

[Shrubfest]

Shut up about your suburban love story!

Unless she does dirty things. In which case, do tell.

[Tadao]

Share with you guys?

whataminew?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should have airhorned her on christmas.

[Dimnos]

Ever airhorn em in the vag 10k?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not yet.

[Guitar Woman]

So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.

[stevetothepast]

Guitar Woman your always talkin about shit.

[Sam]

So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.

I'm getting mine out either end of this week or next week. :(

Maybe we could trade meds or something.

[Kitsa]

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

[elx]

happy birthday willie

[executioneer]

you're early but thank you!

[kahljorn]

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

I think that's like the fifth time i've heard that story ;/

[Pentegarn]

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

That happened to me when I had my wisdom teeth removed, except instead of sending a gift basket I drank a lot of chocolate shakes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I probably should get my widsom teeth removed. They were pretty painful at the end of 2008 but by that time I ran out of PTO at work. They feel okay now but prob shold still be taken out.

[Guitar Woman]

1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. PROFIT
4. Feels fucking amazing man

FIXED

[Kitsa]

Apparently I don't get to have a C-section until the end of next month. :( I am fairly bummed about this.

Didn't it used to take women 9 months to complete this shit?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

[Kitsa]

is she having the baby in jail?

[Tadao]

pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.

[Shrubfest]

Eat the baby. Not Kitsa's baby though. We will love kitsa's baby.

[MattJack]

Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

Drink one for me buddy.

[MarioRPG]

pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.

This also works for high school.

[Guitar Woman]

That's because high school is like prison, except you don't learn anything

[Pub Lover]

Happy birthdays to Willie and Shrub. :)

[Tadao]

Yes Happy bday indeed to them and Pub as well.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birethdayu willie andg shrub. I'm working on drinknig

[executioneer]

so my current position is getting eliminated as of the end of the year, and i was supposed to get a new one, but nobody's contacted me about it yet

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Damn gubberment. Demand the new posishe.

[LordSappington]

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.
Speaking of cracked molars, I cracked my molar about a month ago. On Sunday, I accidentally bit on a piece of bacon with that tooth, and now I'm missing about half the goddamn tooth.
The worst part is, I have a terrible, TERRIBLE phobia of dentists; if I hear a dentist's drill in any situation, I start to lock up and freak out. Thus, I'm being IV sedated, like-a you!
On the pus side, I get to chill out of hydrocodon or whatever for a few weeks until after the work. :hypno

[Dimnos]

1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids

What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong. :\

Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood. :lol

But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things." ;)

[stevetothepast]

happy birthday mr willie, I hope you hear back from your job.

happy birthday also to shrub.

happy birthday also to big tex, if it is your birthday

[Pentegarn]

10K, that baby isn't from DML is it?

God like you need that