I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pjnbh b

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[HickMan]

Hey guys tonight 2 girls came over to watch hot fuzz and it turned into a threesome. jsut got done and i kicked them out now i'm going to bed for my training in the morning

[liquidstatik]

hahhaha wtf/e lierr

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU HICKMAN THIS IS LIKE YOUR SECOND THREESOME SAVE SOME FOR US FAGGOT

[executioneer]

Kitsa won the HARASSMENT GAME. :(
Jeanette came a pretty good second.

No one harass those guys, they'll win.

The rest of you suck.

IM REPOTRING THIS POST

[HickMan]

guys i didnt fall asleep yet :flex

[liquidstatik]

im smokin a bl*nt wut you guys up to? 8]

[liquidstatik]

:420

[Esuohlim]

I AM DRINKING ICE WATER, "ENJOYING" THE INTERNET, ETC.

[Esuohlim]

:lame

[liquidstatik]

LJOL I'M LSITENING TO EDIT, YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT IF YOU LIKE GLITCH STUFF :X

http://myspace.com/edit
myspace :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I am not clicking that link ever :lol

[Esuohlim]

:hypno

[liquidstatik]

milhouse ur a jerk ugh

[Esuohlim]

:x

[Esuohlim]

I wanna ban that ARMYFIREFIGHTER or whatever >:

[liquidstatik]

do it, and while you're at it, ban that one fag with the dumb green avatar and long name that thinks halo is good

[liquidstatik]

LordSappington (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8514)

[Esuohlim]

Apparently they let 11-year-olds in the army these days

[liquidstatik]

milhouse use your modpowers to make icockery suck less please :(

[liquidstatik]

BAN 'EM IS WHAT I'M SAYIN DUDE

[liquidstatik]

h*ly sh*t cap'n crunch just imd me :eek

[Esuohlim]

TELL HIM HE'S A FAGGOT :lol

ALSO I LOVE HIM

[liquidstatik]

(12:47:31 AM) Me: MILHOUSE SAID 'TELL HIM HE'S A FAGGOT :lol AND I LOVE HIM'
(12:48:38 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: how old is he
(12:48:40 AM) Me: idk
(12:48:43 AM) Me: he's in college i think
(12:49:05 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: i lied about my age on i-mockery so people wuldnt make fun of me
(12:49:12 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: i'm actually 18 now he haw
(12:49:38 AM) Me: I'M GOING TO COPY AND PASTE THIS FOR HIM TO SEE SO DO YOU WANT TO SAY HELLOR OR WHAT?
(12:49:44 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: sure
(12:49:48 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: can i get on my real screen name
(12:49:58 AM) Me: sure?
(12:51:35 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: stickdeath.com


i dont know if im too high o rwhat but he didn't say any kind of hello :(

[ElPila666]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

EDITS :rolleyes

[ElPila666]

oh man, i'm sorry liquid :(

[liquidstatik]

its okaky whats up :(

[ElPila666]

I didn't were fast enogh otherway this would be my page break

http://www.thedigi-zone.com/images74Leo/Movie_10.jpg

It is a shame that i couldn't post it

[liquidstatik]

you might wanna hide that if you don't want GW showin up :x

[ElPila666]

Danny i write you a song:

Danny is my man too stoned again
i'm singing yo this rap
writing is take a lot of time
smokin lot of weed that is very sweet

the craziness of Danny
is making him so funny
i'm a little slow
my head doesn't work

And is because of weed
that i started writing here
now that i realise
i think i'm just fucked up

[Esuohlim]

(12:49:05 AM) CAP'N CRUNCH: i lied about my age on i-mockery so people wuldnt make fun of me

:rolleyes :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

dude he's all sxe and vegetarian lol :x

[liquidstatik]

PRETTY MUCH A BIG FAT P*SSY

[liquidstatik]

elpila, no offense, but i never know what you're talking about if what you're saying is over like 5 words :(

[ElPila666]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii161/donkratos/bscap0002-17.jpg

Maybe i should spoke with images instead of words :(

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

i can't remember wht movie that is, but i think i've either seen it or have seen screenshots of it (other than that one :x)

but anwyaaaaaaaysysys, im hittin the sack!
G'NGIHT GUYS 8]

[ElPila666]

good knight

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Kitsa]

I just found $300 worth of throwaway contact lenses (a year's supply) that I thought I'd lost for good, so I'm pretty happy about that.

[WhiteRat]

WHITERAT WHY HASN'T CHOJIN CHANGED YOUR NAME TO "JERKDOUGLAS" YET

He said it would confuse people if he changed it. In other words, he's basically saying that he's a fascist pig who crusades for the Zionist Movement.

[liquidstatik]

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

:katyperry

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Shyandquietguy]

I hear George Carlin is dead. I never got to listen to alot of his stand up unless it was a brief snippet. I'm sort of sad that I only remember him from his movie cameos.

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

If I could take back using an emoticon... Well, I'd take them all back, but damn, Fathom. :tear

[Kitsa]

IT IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY.

[Tadao]

IT IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY.

No this is :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

PUB NOOOO

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/ting.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Tadao]

Pub, preserve Kybo Ken's signature so that it can be pointed out how self absorbed he is.

[Tadao]

Like a fucking 8th grader would know.

They missed out- the Thai have way more of a reputation in the sexyfun department.

If you like girls who can fuck you in the ass.

Who doesn't?

Do you still have her #?

[Pub Lover]

Pub, preserve Kybo Ken's signature so that it can be pointed out how self absorbed he is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/ByYourCommand.png

[Kitsa]

No. I mainly just felt bad because she was continually harassed for being a nationality she wasn't. It's as bad as someone calling you Chinese, or me Irish.

[Fathom Zero]

Or me Afrikan.

Come on Tadao.

[Kitsa]

I demand more examples.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Or me El Guapo

[Pub Lover]

I have a dislike for the confusion of Celts and Anglo-Saxons. Also the Normans & French.

[Kitsa]

Or the Celts and the French, in my case.

[Fathom Zero]

Norman Cook?

[Tadao]

No. I mainly just felt bad because she was continually harassed for being a nationality she wasn't. It's as bad as someone calling you Chinese, or me Irish.

Fucking Mc's

[Shyandquietguy]

Doo Duh Doo Doo.

[HickMan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/ting.jpg i would

[Fathom Zero]

Damn, I would too.

[Pub Lover]

Norman Cook?

His real name is Quentin, which always cracks me up. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

He doesn't like it, though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zauuEjXzblI

[Asila]

I spent half the afternoon throwing up for the second time in a month. Bloody heat.

:bulimia

[Fathom Zero]

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/882586/saints-row-2/videos/saintsrow_heavyweapons_042508.html

[Pub Lover]

GARY BUSEY SCARES ME! >:

give a fella warnin next time :(

[Pub Lover]

we.. don't we already have a what are you eating thread :( i'm having a peanut buster parfait atm

Oh god that's gross sounding

suck my d*ck, lardsappington

:fathom

[Fathom Zero]

:busybusey

[Pub Lover]

Busey was severely injured in a motorcycle accident in which he was not wearing a helmet. His skull was fractured and doctors feared he suffered permanent brain damage. Busey has spoken out as being a Born Again Christian as a result of a near-death experience he had resulting from his motorcycle accident. He currently lives in Malibu

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bethdittoCOULDEATjarviscocker.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Fiona Apple
Fiona Apple Crackwhore
Fiona Apple Sick
Fiona Apple some isn't right but still cute enough
Beth Gibbons
Gibbons
Fighting Gibbons
Beth Ditto
Beth Ditto NOT Naked

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

An Ian Fondue set.

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

More money, more cash, more hos.

[Tadao]

I'd fuck her, she little like a dirty scank.

[Pub Lover]

You talkin bout the fattie next to the freak? She's a lesbo.

[Tadao]

:( I can turn her.

[Tadao]

With a cupcake!

[liquidstatik]

eeeeewww

[ElPila666]

Cortney, the plump princess is the most sexyy BBW ever :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'd take her for a long walk on the beach.

Speaking of which:

So tonight was gayer than a Lucky Pierre.

[Kitsa]

The bruise from the car-door slam is now dark purple, navy blue and sort of a burgundy color in the middle. It's purdy.

[bigtimecow]

guys i have a lot of shit to solder and it smells baaaaad

[Colonel Flagg]

The bruise from the car-door slam is now dark purple, navy blue and sort of a burgundy color in the middle. It's purdy.

I'd ask for a photo again, except that Pub would remind me (again) that I'm not worthy since I haven't completed the Hickman challenge. It's good that I know my limits, I guess. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

guys i have a lot of shit to solder and it smells baaaaad

I hope you work in a well-ventilated area, BTC. That smell is not too good for your health.

http://www.sentryair.com/solder%20fume.htm

[Colonel Flagg]

EDIT - double post, sorry 'bout that.

[Tadao]

http://kuu.hopto.org/pics/what_friendster_photos_mean.jpg

[Tadao]

Lets be nice to badboy7 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&t=69699939) and gain his trust!

[Kitsa]

That avatar thing is perfect. I'mma go offend some people right now.

[Tadao]

That's the spirit Kitsa! Soon my evil plan will be complete!

[Kitsa]

I just had a large glass of cuervo gold margarita stuff and although my outlook on life improved greatly, my stomach really hurts now :(

[Tadao]

My evil plan is now complete!

[liquidstatik]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8494/leekspinwc8.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif


:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Nice save, and WIN.

shut..... up.... cuntface
Don't say win like that.

Also, to the guy too lazy to acknowledge that Seth started a thread and refered to him as the 'Original Poster'. Knock that off too.

[WhiteRat]

I'm piss broke right now so my only option to get drunk tonight is to take shots of captain morgan with a 20oz. coke. The times, they are rough.

[Tadao]

Pip (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=2425) Viewing Thread
predict the next crappy spoofs movie (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698956)

:( Don't do it!

[WhiteRat]

I'm well on my way to getting quite drunk on an eXtrem3 budget right now. Oh, how I wish I had money.

[Tadao]

But what of tomorrow?

[WhiteRat]

I still have half a liter of Morgan left. I can scrape together enough dimes for a 2 liter of coke but come Monday gas is going to be a whole 'nother story.

[Tadao]

Do you have a paypall account? I'll buy you a drink.

[WhiteRat]

So Tadao, what sort of blockbusters are playing on SciFi tomorrow night? Clearly I have no other option to get fucked up at home watching low budget movies.

[Tadao]

09:00 AM
MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/)
REPTILIAN

11:00 AM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
MANTICORE

01:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
CERBERUS

03:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
GRYPHON

05:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
GRENDEL

07:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
SUPERGATOR

09:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
COPPERHEAD

11:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN

01:00 AM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
COPPERHEAD

03:00 AM
MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/)
KOMODO VS. COBRA

[WhiteRat]

I don't have a paypal account anymore. I'll survive the weekend as I have a huge cup full of dimes and nickels (i already spent the quarters on loads of laundry). I get paid on tuesday but with a mountain of bills due the next 2 weeks will be very interesting.

[Tadao]

I'm looking forward to Super Gator

[WhiteRat]

Didn't we already see Reptillian? Wasn't that the shitty T-Rex movie from about 2 months back?

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EViaMYpiPY

Supergator!

No I think that was Aztec Rex.

[WhiteRat]

Also you need to stop changing avatars every few weeks. You need to go back to the rabbit with the pancake on it's head. Your constant changes are too much for my simple mind to handle.

[Tadao]

I was thinking about going back to Oolong the pancake wearing rabbit as a matter of fact. Maybe this weekend.

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EViaMYpiPY

Supergator!

No I think that was Aztec Rex.

I love how the old man with the M-16 (or AR-15) is firing wildly on fully automatic, even though those rifles are single shot or 3 round burst only. I think we are in for a treat with Supergator.

[Tadao]

Hehe, as an ex-electrician, I always look at wiring and call bullshit on things.

[WhiteRat]

So are you two hours behind me?

[Tadao]

Yeah, 11:15 right now. I'm waiting till midnight to see what announcement Blizzard.com makes.

http://www.syberpunk.com/images/oolong/linked/glove.jpg

[WhiteRat]

That's too bad, it would be nice to be able to have some current banter going on during the SciFi masterpieces. I remember last time I got that shit mixed up and we were talking about two separate movies. Tadao, you are no good to me!

[WhiteRat]

part gator, part dinosaur, all cold-blooded killer

[Tadao]

Lol But FathomO was on your time I think.

[WhiteRat]

Yes he was, but who knows if his emo tendencies will allow him to watch some serious SciFi action.

[Tadao]

Depends on if his mom is being a hippy or not.

[WhiteRat]

Poor kid needs to grow out of his Ninja Turtle half-shell and grow the fuck up.

Ps - I "lol'd" at your last post.

[Tadao]

He'll do it. I think it's harder for him than it was for me. I was the son who left home at 16 and moved to Indiana. I did everything possible to stay away from home, but my parents where cool so they never instilled the whole "You'll never make it out there and you can't come back" thing. I was allowed to try and fail.

[WhiteRat]

Hopefully he will. He seems like a smart enough kid that just needs some experience in an independent lifestyle. Hopefully he'll go to college and wisen the fuck up and make his own life.

[Tadao]

Heh, If I was him, I'd try convincing my hippy parents to let me tour Europe over the summer, but I am a Deadhead so of course I would.

[WhiteRat]

Ha, deadhead. Tough of gray man, grow that beard out. CHERRY GARCIA.

[WhiteRat]

I'm on shot number 12. My coke supplies are dwindling to a dangerous level. Please have mercy on my poor soul.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I probably fucked Fathoms mom at a show once. I'm not a believer in peace though, I follow the laws of chaos. The animal kingdom has never lived in peace and harmony and to go against that would be just as bad as destroying the world with toxins.

[Tadao]

It's almost 2, last call!

[HickMan]

good morning guys. It's 2:49 and I gotta wake up for pt at 6. Goodnight!


xoxo

[HickMan]

-Clayton

[WhiteRat]

Fuck last call. I have enough coke for maybe 3 more shots...allah willing. If push comes to major shove, I have a quarter bottle of Seagram's vodka on the fridge to drink but I don't know here I can find a chaser. I don't do Russian goods.

[Tadao]

I'm on my last glass of vodka on the rocks. I gotta get some more for SciFi tomorrow.

[Tadao]

good morning guys. It's 2:49 and I gotta wake up for pt at 6. Goodnight!


xoxo

goodmornight to you too!

[WhiteRat]

You out?

[Tadao]

in about 3 mins

[WhiteRat]

weiner poopie

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

GUYS I AM SO BORED UGH

[Tadao]

Lol, no update, I'll look tomorrow morning. Cya in hell my friends :rock

[liquidstatik]

:lol I would be rad if the J was invisible until glow in the dark time.

:lol

[WhiteRat]

I'm on my last legs right now. Sadly i'm watching Bravo and the ginger named Kathy Griffen.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Damn, I missed the banter. I thought for sure Supergator was going to be "Half-Gator....Half-Superman"

[WhiteRat]

Oh, you just wait till tomorrow. Supergator will be everything that we wish/hope for.

[Esuohlim]

hi

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm down for that.

[WhiteRat]

hi milhouse

[WhiteRat]

by milhouse

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWDVWG5nTV4&feature=related

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What's with all the guests?

[Pub Lover]

Pics or they don't exist

No! >:

That is unacceptable behavior.

[Tadao]

03:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE (http://www.scifi.com/onair/movies/index.php?id=1)
GRYPHON

was amusingly horrible

[Pub Lover]

Skorts look ok in front, but they make asses look really bad. Also, the shorts tend to ride up and you get this red, raw patch on your thighs- it's just too much damn fabric in one place.

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

Tadao, your new mission is to get her started on that topic. :creepy

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/7ftadaopervsunited.jpg

[HickMan]

Sup guys. Pittsburgh is a dirty city

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just talked to someone in Pittsburgh, they said there was an intense storm.

[Kitsa]

I'm bored and messing around with google street view. It's sorta creepy.

[Kitsa]

Tadao, your new mission is to get her started on that topic. :creepy

What? It's like wearing a sandpaper kilt.

[HickMan]

I had to pick my buddy up from Pittsburgh. It's a terrible, terrible place.

[liquidstatik]

storms :eek

[Kitsa]

Pittsburgh's getting to be almost as charming as Detroit.

[liquidstatik]

i just burped and vomit came up & burned my throat and nose and stuff :(

[liquidstatik]

wait i think it was a hiccup idk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

a vodkahiccup?

[liquidstatik]

nu uh i think i ate too much pizza or something :x

[HickMan]

Guys I just took a guy to a hospital from a party because I beat him up :x

[liquidstatik]

:lol you're supposed to either kill him or run, not take him to the hospital :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So, copperhead is on and all I see is a wild west shoot-out. Except the guys are standing like 8 feet away. Up, man down.

[HickMan]

I broke his leg though :x

[liquidstatik]

awesome :x

[HickMan]

I almost puked from the sound but w/e I'm going to bed guys gnight


xoxo

[Tadao]

So, copperhead is on and all I see is a wild west shoot-out. Except the guys are standing like 8 feet away. Up, man down.

Yeah that was a horrible one.

[Esuohlim]

8)

[Kitsa]

I watched like the last 15 mins of Copperhead and it was by far the dumbest piece of shit I've ever seen.

[Pub Lover]

Tadao, your new mission is to get her started on that topic. :creepy

What? It's like wearing a sandpaper kilt.

It'll keep the rape evidence from sticking to the clothes.

I was talking to T-Dawg.

[HickMan]

Make something happen in this thread

[Pub Lover]

Go have a threesome and then tell us about it. In loveline, not in here.

[Pub Lover]

Also, shut up. >:

[HickMan]

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY THREESOMES WHEREVER I WANT JERKWAD

[HickMan]

sry about the jerkwad comment

[Pub Lover]

Next time have it include another dude, that would be hot. I'd prefer it if it was you and two dudes, but you gotta ease some guys into homosexuality slowly.

[wobzire]

slow and steady wins the, uh, gay love.

[Pub Lover]

It's so easy to get carried away and just pound it in. :tear

My main problem was there were TWO buttons specifically for an action that did nothing to help you out.
Hell, there were times in the middle of a gunfight that I'd hit the button accidentally and end up breaking BOTH our covers just so our guys could air guitar.
That was pretty dumb.
And the aggro thing was pretty dumb.
It went to far; if they just concentrated MORE on the guy firing, and threw less bullets at the other guy, it'd have worked.
But your guy went completely invisible; that was dumb.

tl;dr it had a good idea, but poor implements.

You have an odd idea of what qualifies as too long[/I, as for [I]didn't read? Well, be assured most of your posts get that treatment no matter the length.

[Pub Lover]

Jeez. Was that guy okay?

No, he died. :tear

AND WE DNACED ON HIS GODDAMNED GRAVE! >:

[Pub Lover]

dnace Audio Help [dnarse] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, dnaced, dnac·ing, noun
–verb 1. to be really stupid on the internet: Pub Lover liked to dnace all the time. :(

[wobzire]

May I have this dnace?

[liquidstatik]

PUB LOVER :HIFIVE

[liquidstatik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJQEkyMwX8 oh man scene sluts making out :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJQEkyMwX8 oh man scene sluts making out :eek

And that's what's wrong with America.

[Pub Lover]

That video should have ended with a notice that everyone that watched it is goilg to hell/jail.

May I have this dnace?
Nothing seems to stop you. :(
PUB LOVER :HIFIVE

LIQUIDSTATIK :HIFIVE

[Pub Lover]

No matter how many times I fuck up my typing, I'm not going to start proofreading it as I have a headache, plus lots of stupidity.

Fun fact; my task right now is to proofread something that I have written.

When I get paid for my shitty posts I'll... hate myself just a little bit more.

[MetalMilitia]

Pub Lover your profile says you're a journalist, is that true or is that just what you tell your parents so they don't try and force you into becoming a real person with a job and stuff?

[wobzire]

I'm sorry if I upset you Pub Lover lets settle this with a game of dnace dnace revolution!

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover your profile says you're a journalist, is that true or is that just what you tell your parents so they don't try and force you into becoming a real person with a job and stuff?

It is true. :(

Even a bad jounalist, is still a journalist. :(

I'll edit my profile to say something like Troll, or idiot or drunkard later.

ALSOS LOL @ PARANTS GIVING A DAMN :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry if I upset you Pub Lover lets settle this with a game of dnace dnace revolution!

Are you Fathom Zero or something? >:

[wobzire]

No. I'm just bored and annoying. Is he a bad guy?

[MetalMilitia]

What do you write about? Are you doing an exposé on Internet sub-culture? Is that why you seem to be here 24/7?

[Pub Lover]

No. I'm just bored and annoying. Is he a bad guy?

No, he's a great guy with a sad, sad family life.

You're not very annoying.

[Pub Lover]

What do you write about? Are you doing an exposé on Internet sub-culture? Is that why you seem to be here 24/7?

Yeah, sure. This forum takes all of my attention.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/cat-armour-dan.jpg
MM ALERT :EEK

[wobzire]

LOLCATS are underrated.

[liquidstatik]

omg ihope ur kiddin dudde

[Pub Lover]

By who?

[Pub Lover]

omg ihope ur kiddin dudde

NO WAY, YOU LURVE THE LOLCATS, DUDE, OTHERWISE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FILL THIS DAMN THREAD WITH SO MANY OF THE BLASTED THINGS? >:

[wobzire]

OH NOES U TOOK MA INTERWEB WURDS SERUSLEE?

[liquidstatik]

I HATE THE INTERNET TB H

[liquidstatik]

AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

[Pub Lover]

Stop that now, both of you. >:

[Pub Lover]

AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

TRU DAT. :x

[liquidstatik]

>:

[wobzire]

The fact that I have dissapointed you hurts me worse than your anger ever could have...

[liquidstatik]

Pub Lover, i think you should have MOD POWERS for this thread so you can BAN people from posting in it >:

[Pub Lover]

rofl :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

im being srs :(

[liquidstatik]

THIS THREAD ISN'T THE TOILET, PUB :(

[wobzire]

I disagree. This guy strikes me as a moderHATER! I would be banned by now...

[wobzire]

And the fact that I know deep down I deserve it would make it sting all the more

[liquidstatik]

alright guys i gotta go to wokr ill ttyl :x

[wobzire]

As if dealing with us isn't work enough.

[MetalMilitia]

AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

Can you teach me how to be funny like you Liquid?
I think I have the basics down; type like a 5 year old, type about having sex with 5 year olds, do random Google image searches, update everyone on your fascinating life ("NEED CIGGARRET", "GOING OUT", "GOING BED") and use the :X emoticon but I feel with your help I could really step up my game.

[liquidstatik]

i can ignore y'all, but i can't ingore my boss :x

[liquidstatik]

Can you teach me how to be funny like you Liquid?
I think I have the basics down; type like a 5 year old, type about having sex with 5 year olds, do random Google image searches, update everyone on your fascinating life ("NEED CIGGARRET", "GOING OUT", "GOING BED") and use the :X emoticon but I feel with your help I could really step up my game.

don't post cat pictures is like numero uno

[liquidstatik]

and i'm not funny, dude, but i don't try to be funny. that's like the MAIN thing you're missing, you just try and try but it doesn' twork :(

[liquidstatik]

DOESN'T WORK AT AAAAAAALLLL

[liquidstatik]

P.S. I DONT TALK ABOUT FUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS, PUB LOVER TALKS ABOTU ME FUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS

[wobzire]

Hahahaha! You guys are the best comedy duo since ever!

[liquidstatik]

WOBZIRE

[wobzire]

uh, LIQUIDSTATIK. Yes?

[liquidstatik]

METALMILLITIA ARE YOU WRITING A REALLY LONG POST GOING INTO DETAIL OF WHY LOLCATS IS APPORPRIATE FOR EVERY THREAD?

[liquidstatik]

NOTHING WOBZIRE

[liquidstatik]

DUDES I GET 2 DAYS OFF WORK AFTER TONIGHT 8]

[MetalMilitia]

Ok thanks for that brief tutorial, from now on I shall try harder to be liquidstaticfunny (aka not funny).

BRB CIG

[wobzire]

Are you? you could easily condense it to say "FUNI"!

[liquidstatik]

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS GET RID OF THAT LAME AVATAR AND CIG ADN YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO 8]

[liquidstatik]

i meant sig :x

[liquidstatik]

BTW I BET I COULD BEAT YOU UP IRL

[wobzire]

Have you seen the one where the cat has its hands in front of its face and it says "INVISIBLE SANDWICH"? HAHAHHAHAHA Shit! Those things are better than a mothers unconditional love.

[liquidstatik]

NO

[wobzire]

But you can picture it in your minds eye though I bet! You'll just lose it when you do!

[Pub Lover]

I disagree. This guy strikes me as a moderHATER! I would be banned by now...

I would ban less people than Esuohlim, and he's a chickenshit coward that never bans people. :eek

I spend my time trying to get old sucky people to come back. :(

ZBF & 7F & ArrowX and stuff. :(

[liquidstatik]

c:lol

[MetalMilitia]

nig*ers I FIGHT U

[liquidstatik]

7F doesn't suck >:

[liquidstatik]

MM how was ur cig? :eek

[wobzire]

Is metalmilitia a band?

[MetalMilitia]

it made my lungs bl*ck lik a ni**ER

[liquidstatik]

more like a ban i wish