I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Well even I am susceptable to a cunningly disguised Muffin trap, especially if it involves a poppyseed or banana nut

Gus had to put our chess game on hold while he went out for chicken, Guys. :x

[Esuohlim]

Man, h8 wiffles :(

She bugged me for so long because I was convinced she was just a character, and even after the pictures I still fucking think it's SAM anyway

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Elx. As your husband you should I ask you take more pictures.

[Grislygus]

I call bullSHIT

I went with a group to the Las Angeles County Museum of Art for the Tim Burton showing, FOLLOWED by Roscoes chicken and waffles. I am NOT fat enough for EIGHT HOURS of chicken dinner :lol

[Wiffles]

OH YEAH WELL WIFFLES JUST SENT ME A PIC THAT I ASKED FOR TOO

don't kid yourself :>



AND MUFFINS RIGHT

and cupcakes =o


guys, with our brainstorming powers combined we could totally set up a trap for wiffles using wiffley things so she'll wanna wiffle the place out and then we'll have successfully lured her back

dawww, But I never left :>

[Esuohlim]

SEE

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim, Sam hasn't posted for years. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Someone had to take over all of his accounts. :eek

[Pub Lover]

It fell to me, Jixby Phillips, to carry the torch. :eek

[Tadao]

don't kid yourself :>

I HAVE TO

[elx]

wiffleeees come closer to us, we need you to counteract the evils of our foreign invaders and restore the balance within our kingdom. sir rasputin up there is only trying to discredit you so that he may keep you for himself.

[Esuohlim]

It fell to me, Jixby Phillips, to carry the torch. :eek

lol. This reminds me that Jamesman thought I was a Jixby character right up until the day he stopped posting forever.

WHO IS TO KNOW, THOUGH, THE REAL TRUTH? :eek :eek

[executioneer]

and cupcakes =o

i gotta say that recipe's got something off about it

only a CUP of flour??? wtf pinkie are you only baking six cupcakes at once >:

[executioneer]

SEE

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

WIFFLES IS BRONY

THAT IS WHAT

[Shyandquietguy]

I was lurking the whole time! I know more about you guys then I do my own family! :x:x:x

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/oaomag.jpg

:oao

[executioneer]

is that a fencing mag

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/PIlSb.jpg
these things are the only good to have come from steroid abuse

[LordSappington]

THE HOGAN IS 100 PERCENT RAW WILLPOWER

[Chojin]

my dad bought the muscle rag because he's trying to get strong enough to ride his new motorcycle. i keep trying to teach him about diet and lifts, but he's all SON DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS PILL BTW I BOUGHT THIS MUSCLE MAG WANT TO GO TO THE GYM I JUST SIGNED UP FOR and then we go to the gym and he does preacher curls and ab exercises for 20 minutes and then waits patiently for me to finish an abbreviation version of my routine over by the freeweights

ily dad but you're wasting your goddamn time if you don't start listening me to and stop listening to ronnie coleman

btw i tried reading that mag in the bathroom and the broscience was so powerful it threw me off the pot

[Esuohlim]

WIFFLES IS BRONY

THAT IS WHAT

More like a JAbrony

BIRDS ARE CHIRPING OUTSIDE, MY CUE TO GO TO BED

[Pub Lover]

I need to keep Esuohlim up to five am before making a dent in his line.

However Tadao just beat me in five moves.

Chess, I am bad at you.

[executioneer]

i dont knew what jabron is mean

[Chojin]

http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/television/top-5-funny-sayings-from-tv-sitcoms-or-cartoons/it-dosent-matter---the-rock-7.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

also Willy, the fanbase is creeping me out now TBH too much NSFW stuff appearing all the time :<

Really, Internet? NSFW cartoon ponies? Does that really need to be a thing? :|

[Wiffles]

Really, Internet? NSFW cartoon ponies? Does that really need to be a thing? :|

people will take anything and corrupt it i spose :<

[Kitsa]

I just spent 3 days dejunking the house, just in time for Mr. Kitsa to arrive home from E3 with a duffel bag full of crap :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

E3 must have been awesome though.

[Pentegarn]

E3 is all aboot the swag apparently

[Kitsa]

I kept getting texts like, "I'm in line to meet Duke Nukem!"

[Grislygus]

I am ashamed of just how tempting it was to crack a retarded joke about shrubfest's Royal Balls in the chess thread :eek

[Grislygus]

people will take anything and corrupt it i spose :<

If it's a cartoon, the net freaks will jerk off to it. I think the only time it ever really really got to me was when I google-tripped over some fucking Calvin and Hobbes porn :( That was a sad day

[Grislygus]

I mean, I know the joke is "if it exists, there's porn of it", but did it ever REALLY occur to any normal person that some disturbingly talented "artist" would look at a Calvin and Hobbes strip and get turned on

[Zhukov]

Calvin and Hobbes is pretty easy to draw, they probably drew it just for the joke of it.

LOL CALVIN AND HOBBES PORN!



Interestingly enough, I used to think it was Calvin and Hobbles for most of my life, before one day noticing that there was no L in Hobbes.

[Wiffles]

interesting, your blood could hold the key to curing dyslexia

[Esuohlim]

MAILCALL'S BLOOD IS TOO BUSY CURING A HAM

[Otto]

MAILCALL'S BLOOD IS TOO BUSY CURING A HAM

:lol

OH YEAH I FORGOT SOMETHING
I made my third and final specimen jar. The only thing left to do is melt some wax over the lid so you can't tell that it's a pickle jar that I painted over.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/chico1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/chico2.jpg

[Tadao]

I am ashamed of just how tempting it was to crack a retarded joke about shrubfest's Royal Balls in the chess thread :eek

I withheld too! I DON'T KNOW WHY!

[kahljorn]

cause her boyfriend will find you and beat you up

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao gets off on being withholding.

[Shyandquietguy]

GET YO SHITTY ASS COCK MOLESTING MOUTH ON CHESS AND FINISH THE GAME TADAO!!

WAITIN' MAKES HATIN"!!!

PS: I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH OF CHESS!! ONE DOWN! THREE MORE TO GO!!!

[Kitsa]

Do you think Peter Criss did this himself?

http://www.petercriss.net/homepage/sub/drumtips.htm

[Otto]

I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH OF CHESS!! ONE DOWN! THREE MORE TO GO!!!

Using weirding modules constitutes an illegal move, sorry.

[Pub Lover]

This place is just so wacky!

IT FUCKING IS NOT. >:

TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SHIT. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Why don't you love me, I-Mock?

[Fathom Zero]

Starter's blown. This trip bites ass.

[Pub Lover]

Why don't you love me, I-Mock?

A distinct lack of dick pics when you turned 18. >:

[Guitar Woman]

That would do the exact opposite of bolstering affection.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

Go Audi and Corvette.

[captain516]

I though that I could be somebody
Looks like I was wrong
I thought that I could make my mark
but I'm afraid I've waited much too long
Where is my American Splendor?
In a world that's cloudy and gray?
Will life keep passing by me day by day?

[Pub Lover]

I'm not doing much right now apart from Mr Shrub threatening to bash my face in again.

[Pub Lover]

ill givve her something to be gleeful about
Sounds good. Let us set that up.

[Pub Lover]

First up; I'd say Sasha is a female lady of the woman type.

[Pub Lover]

She has a cat named Paco.

[Pub Lover]

The cat is a Siamese, but I don't know if that has any bearing on Karl boffing her.

[Pub Lover]

Now, it seems that Sasha has what looks like a daughter.

[Pub Lover]

Kahl, is that a problem?

[Pub Lover]

She is a furry. :eek

[Pub Lover]

She is quite bad at poetry and knows it. She likes to Jamesman up her stuff every few years.

[Pub Lover]

User names found so far: creeposaurus (http://twitter.com/creeposaurus), Level7dinosaurmage (http://www.youtube.com/user/Level7dinosaurmage), thenotoriousone (http://thenotoriousone.deviantart.com/), froggystain (http://z14.invisionfree.com/Sonic_Paradox/index.php?showuser=678), and a few others that seem inactive like atomkiller and kamikazemouse.

Anyway, I have her address and phone number if you're keen, Kahl.

[Grislygus]

I was going to remark on how surprisingly creepy that was, until your link allowed me to see her poetry and I was immediately snapped away from HUMAN mode

Why Do I Need You
by ~thenotoriousone

I hate what you've made me and I hate what you've become over the years while I was gone.
You're not a good boyfriend and you were never a good friend.
You're not someone I would confide in and go to when something's wrong.
Everytime I think of you, all I can remember are the bad memories and I get sick to my stomache.
I'll never forget the things you've done to me.
You ripped every piece of happiness out of me and now I'm dead.
You hid so much from me and you're still hiding things so I can never trust you.
You are a liar and a cheat and one day you'll get what's coming to you.
I won't do it but someone else will. Someone that you'll love as much as I love you.
I hate that someone I love so much can torment me just by being there.
Why are you so evil?
Why do you push people that care about you to the point where they can't stand the thought of you?
Why do you only hurt people that love and care about you?
Where is your heart?
Where is you conscience?
Where did they go?
Why do I need you?
Why me?

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

[Grislygus]

Ladies and gentlemen, a magic trick. I will now pull a poem out of my ass, and it will be superior to every pathetic poem ever posted to deviantart

[Grislygus]

Yearning, fighting, screaming, done.
Wells of hours ending;
Our lives content in hallowed streams
With the rebels gently dreaming.

Who knows what thoughts of men will burn
From searing, blackened skies?

What cost of promised holy gold,
when pried from living eyes?

Firemasked gods and brooding dolls
with swords of porcelain ring-
the waters rise,
the cities drown,
and the laughing bird will sing.

[Grislygus]

abracadabra. Three goddamn minutes.

[Pub Lover]

Gus, you are a talented chap. What is there even being a reason for you rubbing shoulders with someone like me. :eek

[Otto]

It's because he's a man of the people! Just not the stupid and retarded ones.

[kahljorn]

Kahl, is that a problem?

YES

She is a furry. :eek

NO

[Guitar Woman]

No poetry is ever good, sorry.

"Poet" is actually an old Indian word that means "fucking wanker," and this is how I choose to interpret it whenever someone I meet claims to be a "poet."

You folks could improve your life quality tenfold if you simply urinated on every poem that crossed your path, rather than reading it. Yes, that's right, perfumed stationary, tell me all about those wistful summer days of yore. Tell me right into my dick.

[Pub Lover]

There is plenty of good poetry, you self-righteous delusional fag.

You only get to call yourself a poet when you get paid for it and even then you should be so fucking ashamed of that. Fucking 'writers' piss me right the fuck off.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey.

[kahljorn]

haha

i thought poets never got paid and died without anybody ever caring about them or having any respect for them

[Pub Lover]

True story. Goddamn poets. >:

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Pub has performed a reach around and he is just sitting there with his cock in my fucking ass waiting til I can't take this shit no more! >:

I am giggling away as I try to put six queens on the board. :|

[Guitar Woman]

Can I play chess with you fags too?

[Pub Lover]

Dunno. Can you show us fags your dick?

[Guitar Woman]

Nope.

[Pub Lover]

What is it about you chaps and your body shame? Sir, I would easily get off to watching you boff Kitsa no matter what you both say about how attractive I think either of you are.

[Grislygus]

No poetry is ever good, sorry.

"Poet" is actually an old Indian word that means "fucking wanker," and this is how I choose to interpret it whenever someone I meet claims to be a "poet."

You folks could improve your life quality tenfold if you simply urinated on every poem that crossed your path, rather than reading it. Yes, that's right, perfumed stationary, tell me all about those wistful summer days of yore. Tell me right into my dick.

I think the appropriate response to that is "no shit, sherlock".

And if you want to play chess with us fags, then just register and challenge. You won't, of course, because you're too busy being facetious, indecisively swinging between different drugs, and claiming to be a David Bowie fan while NOT listening to Space Oddity, Suffragette City, or Panic In Detroit

[Pub Lover]

Nope.

WHO GAVE THIS FAGGOT HIS EDIT BUTTON BACK? HE IS DOING THE SAME GODDAMN BULLSHIT WITH IT THAT HE ALWAYS DID. >: >: >:

[Guitar Woman]

>Implying I don't like Panic in Detroit
>Implying Space Oddity wasn't the first Bowie song I downloaded, followed by me listening to it on loop for about 2 weeks

Suffragette City isn't as good as Rock and Roll Suicide, Ziggy Stardust, or Five Years, though.

It's hard to say what his best album is. Probably Heroes or Scary Monsters. I know it's definitely not Station to Station, but that one's still my favorite.

[Otto]

Just accept the assrape, GW.

[Guitar Woman]

I can't believe how rude I was on the first page of that chess thread.

I thought someone had stolen my password until I looked at the date.

[Kitsa]

What is it about you chaps and your body shame? Sir, I would easily get off to watching you boff Kitsa no matter what you both say about how attractive I think either of you are.


Don't drag me into this >:

[Otto]

Kick him in the cooter and then pour microwaved butter on it and try to get him to stop crying with a copy of mario kart 64, Kitsa!

[Grislygus]

Actually, GW fended off that belittling quite well. In other news, I just found out that I can make a move on chess.com by way of cell phone :eek Hello, primary down-time killer for work

[Otto]

I thought so too, but I'm a little drunk and a mite bit high and I feel the urge... THE URGE TO POSTRGE!!!!!!!!!

[Grislygus]

One of my coworkers just graduated high school and is leaving for a sick college. Love the guy, gave him twenty cigars in celebration and taught him how to make brandy blunts. Now he's fucking psyched to get off work

Not sure when the hell, exactly, I became a bad influence :lol

[Otto]

I found out a while ago that a bunch of my friends from high school started doing psychedelics after they graduated. When I was on a road trip with two of them last week I asked them why and they said "You were almost always doped up and you seemed like you were having a good time."

I kind of feel guilty. I inspired a bunch of kids to do LSD.

[Kitsa]

I wouldn't feel bad about that. I have friends who've done that and don't seem to feel bad.

[Otto]

Keep in mind one of my depression's manifestations is crushing guilt over stupid, trivial things.

[Kitsa]

Think of your influence as cosmic flotsam, they don't have to absorb it if they don't want to, free will and whatnot.

[Shyandquietguy]

I heavily agree with Kitsa as I suffer the same guilt. :(

[Kitsa]

Think of all of the people I've told to get bent over the course of my life. If I didn't take the cosmic flotsam approach, who knows how much sleep I'd lose over the buggery?

[Otto]

Yeah, I can see how that would help. I usually don't worry about stuff like that when my medication is working, but I usually go off of it when I'm about to trip out.

[Kitsa]

I come from the OCD school, myself. It's nothing that washing your hands raw and staring at stove knobs for a half hour won't fix.

[Pub Lover]

Think of all of the people I've told to get bent over the course of my life. If I didn't take the cosmic flotsam approach, who knows how much sleep I'd lose over the buggery?
Oh you tease. :yum

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

God pub play chess faster

[kahljorn]

QUIT OVERWORKING THOSE POOR BIRDS :(

[Pub Lover]

God pub play chess faster

Calm down, Precious. You'll get your win.

[Otto]

I got bored and started working on my first comic in AGES. I got the idea from listening to my new favorite Tom Waits song (Just The Right Bullets). It's going to be a ~20 pager self-insertion story about a lowly hunter who gets magic bullets from a grim specter in exchange for killing people in a alternate-reality/nightmarescape/post apocalyptic version of the old west.

[Grislygus]

Where do you post your finished works?

[Otto]

I used to post drawings on my tumblr, which is where this story will be posted as I find time to work on it. I haven't drawn in a while, because I just haven't been motivated to do it. This will hopefully be an exercise to get myself back in the habit.

[Kitsa]

Plumber walked into our bathroom and said, "Oh shit", since he was going to have to chip up the cement floor and completely re-set the toilet. My kid has been saying "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" nonstop ever since :lol

[executioneer]

excellent

[Kitsa]

sure, until she makes with it in a public place and people are looking at me like that youtube mom who gave her baby a joint

[elx]

tumblr.

http://i.imgur.com/GiP20.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Maybe if she lost a few pounds.

[Otto]

Thanks for the art-school flashbacks, elx.

[Chojin]

Why don't you love me, I-Mock?

i thought you were one of the better-liked posters around here

or maybe that's just in my heart

[Guitar Woman]

:D

[Kitsa]

I love pictures where people are being all sexy and/or badass in Mom and Dad's den.

[Chojin]

http://www.ghettoredhot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gangsta-kid-has-17-dollars.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pram I didn't read your original post, but I'd like to know if you had a dead father or mother or something like that.

I mean, this place is pretty bleak sometimes, but nobody would step over the line and insult you about your dead father (or something similar).

Chojin, where is that picture of that happening?

wat

You did a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas.

[Chojin]

oh right

and his father being carried off to sea by dolphins

[executioneer]

PICTURE
is he flashing the gang sign for "t-rex"

kind of looks like a t-rex

[Kitsa]

He's got $17, he could buy and sell yo ass

[Babs]

He could of still had $27 if he didn't decide to buy that swag blue polo to use as an over shirt. Or maybe that shirt adds some depth to his character, showing that he knows how to invest his money into dope threads. the psyche of a baller.

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/trexgangs.jpg

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Good stuff, Willie.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You did a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas.

That's the one.

oh right

and his father being carried off to sea by dolphins

I missed the dolphin one though

[Fathom Zero]

It's officially :oneofthosedays

[Kitsa]

I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.

I'm getting irritated because I can't let my damn dog out of the house without the ankle-biters on either side of us yapping their fool heads off. My dog never instigates it, but she's highstrung and when they start, she starts.

I actually had one neighbor tell me that I should keep my dog inside because his dogs bark when they see her. >:

[Otto]

My dog was outside barking at baby rabbits this morning and all I could think of is Tadao calling my dog a faggot.

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Tadao]

Well he is.

[Otto]

Well... but.... I uh... okay, yeah you're right.

[Chojin]

I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8p0JKL1Y9Y#t=3m24s

[Pub Lover]

I accepted ZBF and ELX but they have yet to start. :tear
Miss Elx is already playing me. :obviousfavourite

[Wiffles]

Is there like an official champion among you guys?

[LordSappington]

I got my second dose of dexamethasone in my ear today, and my third is this Friday. One of the side-effects is increased appetite, which became apparent when in a five-hour time span I had eaten two sandwiches, two servings of chips, a pickle, two bananas, lucky charms, and half a gallon of milk.
Mind, this is after spending two months eating MAYBE two meals a day. Hopefully I'll gain a little weight and stop looking so gaunt.

[Pub Lover]

Is there like an official champion among you guys?

On rank it is currently GW followed by Esuohlim (who needs to play his move against me soon or lose) followed by Colonel Flagg.

Flagg is really the strongest player of all of us and will streak ahead as he plays more games.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pub. I am glad we're not playing strip chess.

[Pub Lover]

Because we are sitting here fully dressed with our shitty chess totally cockblocking us?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know. I just took your pawn. OFF WITH YOUR SHOES.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Drop dem pants.

[Wiffles]

Pawn stars =o

[kahljorn]

ILL START PLAYING CHESSS

WHEN I GET UNLAZY ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT

[Pentegarn]

I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.

I'm getting irritated because I can't let my damn dog out of the house without the ankle-biters on either side of us yapping their fool heads off. My dog never instigates it, but she's highstrung and when they start, she starts.

I actually had one neighbor tell me that I should keep my dog inside because his dogs bark when they see her. >:

I would tell him (doesn't matter if it is true or not) that he should never start his car because your dog barks whenever your neighbor starts it in reply

[Esuohlim]

followed by Esuohlim (who needs to play his move against me soon or lose)

whoops :lol

Real life got in the way >:

[Fathom Zero]

b3OCq_SElFU

[Babs]

Never forget, Eagle cry.

[Kitsa]

I got my second dose of dexamethasone in my ear today, and my third is this Friday. One of the side-effects is increased appetite, which became apparent when in a five-hour time span I had eaten two sandwiches, two servings of chips, a pickle, two bananas, lucky charms, and half a gallon of milk.
Mind, this is after spending two months eating MAYBE two meals a day. Hopefully I'll gain a little weight and stop looking so gaunt.


I've been on decadron on and off my entire life for various reasons. The last two times they put me on it, I got pregnant within a month.

Take care, Lord Sappington, take care. :posh

[kahljorn]

IM GONNA KNOCK YOU UP LORD SAPPINGTON

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pentegarn]

Goddammit Khal you got there first! I was gonna tell that joke :lol

[Zhukov]

Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?

[Esuohlim]

I would have been totally psyched to see a lunar eclipse but NOOOOOOOO, us North American cuntfaces didn't get shit

[Otto]

I SWEAR I saw the moon getting kind of red, but then a huge storm rolled in and the sky is still full of rain and clouds.

[Wiffles]

The moon is now communist

[elx]

Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?
um, don't feel bad. honestly - the world gets "SPECTACULAR ONCE IN A LIFETIME" type astrononmical events like bi-monthly. despite what the headlines will tell you, there is no special eclipse that anybody is missing out on. it's a regular, automatic, common occurrence. you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this one and any future ones.


subscribe to a skywatching blog, you'll have celestial events to look forward to every week and won't have to rely on the oversensationalized after-the-fact media.

[Pub Lover]

Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
what kind of application could that sort of thing even have?
I use a set of eight as my roleplaying dice. 8^8 every roll. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?

While wearing a tight sweater?

[executioneer]

IT WONT SAVE YOU FROM JACK NOIR

[Pub Lover]

8ut I have all the luck. ALL OF IT. ::::)

[Guitar Woman]

And most of the rigor mortis!

[LordSappington]

I just found out a friend of mine has become a stripper. I don't know what to tell her; she loves her body, and is open about it, but frankly her taking this sort of job scares me a little. :\

[kahljorn]

have sex with her before she has sex with everyone else

[Guitar Woman]

BROTIP:

1. Ask for a demonstration
2. Put on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYXV2RrwIs
3. ????
4. Penetrate

[Otto]

Haha, some retard on youtube is calling me a bigot and says he's reporting me for harassment and hate speech because he's angry that I made fun of teabaggers and joked that he's a racist and probably committed war crimes.

I did a google search for his username and found out that he reports anyone who calls him out on how fucking stupid he is.

[Kitsa]

I think that's SOP for people like that.

[Otto]

The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.

He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video.

[Pub Lover]

SELF MADE BEEF JERKY, BITCHES

I had no idea you were so supple, MetalMilitia. :eek

[executioneer]

BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF

[executioneer]

MetalMilitia

:lol

[Dixie]

back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?

[Fathom Zero]

Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.

[LordSappington]

I've been on decadron on and off my entire life for various reasons. The last two times they put me on it, I got pregnant within a month.

Take care, Lord Sappington, take care. :posh

Oh shit, maybe that explains why I've been having the mood swings! I'm too young to be a daddy! :x
But no seriously this shit is fucking me up. One hour, I was feeling like the coolest guy ever, and the next I was depressed and miserable. Looked up the side-effects, and bam, mood swings were one of them. Good times are goin' on in my brain.

[Pub Lover]

IS IT FOR THE BEEF JERKY JERK OFF


EDIT: whoops, slow on the draw

It isn't your fault. You were Pubbled. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
Looks like it is finally time for sleep. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

JR HICKEY FROM CNN "It's Vancouver-ites! moron. Do some homework. If you wrote an article on Paris, would you call the locals Parisites?"

I sure would.

re-reading the article the author does actually use Vancouverites so I don't know who edited what now.

[Guitar Woman]

http://missionlocal.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/marga_spit.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.

He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video.

THAT'S MR. COMBAT VETERAN!

back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?

What there a lot of poconoing going on there?

Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.

pics?

[Dixie]

no poconoing. just race cars and work. i yelled at some people, that part's always nice.

yes where's the va beach pictures? brown water and hypdermic needles hidden in the sand, i'd miss it if i were still in indiana.

[Kitsa]

You just described Atlantic City, too, although there's a blackish tarry scum all over everything and the water is gray instead of brown.

[Tadao]

Were you a japanese flag girl? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Got a can of film back today. 3/24 exposures turned out properly, (I used cheap film.) Most of them are passable, especially for forum postage. These aberrations happen every time I use this film and with no other, so I know it's not really my camera.

At any rate, I'm on my way home tomorrow so I should be able to post something eventually. Might not have internet access when I get home, but I'll go to the library eventually.

[Chojin]

who the shit uses film

[Tadao]

Hipsters

[executioneer]

people who spent a lot of money on quality camera equipment before the whole digital thing started, maybe

[Chojin]

people who spent a lot of money on quality camera equipment before the whole digital thing started, maybe

so, people in their 50s?

[Guitar Woman]

Film has a sort of nostalgic charm to it.

[Tadao]

All the wedding photographers we talked to are pure digital. IDK if it's because it's easier on them or if the quality is just as good.

[Dimnos]

If you spend as much money on a high quality digital it is.





Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well.

[Fathom Zero]

Anybody with a degree in photography becomes a wedding photographer. Most photographers, wedding or otherwise, use digital because you can take many pictures in a short span of time. Digital is moderately cheaper, depending on how often you take pictures and whether or not you care about lenses. And I mean moderately, too. Being able to make your own prints with photo paper is fantastically cheap compared to buying similar-sized prints. 8 1/2 x 11 sheets are a dollar per in packs of 25 or 100, and you can cut them into any size you need or use the whole damn sheet. As I recall, prints of that size are quite a bit more.

I like Leicas, but since their digital rangefinders are upwards of several thousand dollars, I'm fucked. I'll take my Soviet knockoff with a Jupiter lens. Also, different emulsions will make for different photos.

And I can't work Photoshop. That shit's complicated. I'd rather play with akaline solutions in large tubs in the dark and screaming FUCK whenever I figure out I screwed up the filters on my enlarger.

But then if you don't like that sort of thing, then you don't like that sort of thing. I don't undeerstand whey protein, but more power to you, Muscles.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well.

This. A couple of classmate brought badass digital ones to a FILM photography class. They were allowed to use them, but they had to make their own prints of the same size as ours. Their prints were considerably more expensive - especially the ones that they paid to have printed. And they looked bad, too. They all applied all sorts of Photoshop filters and shit.

"Why'd you choose this type of filter?"

"I dunno. I think it looks cool the way it just vintage-y."

[Chojin]

Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well.

you could always get it printed elsewhere

which you'd have to do anyway with film

anyway i've taken a photography class and can develop my own shit in a darkroom as well. there isn't any art to the process and any dickhead with a decent camera can take equally good shots to anyone else, provided they aren't retarded. photography is to art as arm wrestling is to a sport.

[Fathom Zero]

okay

[executioneer]

so, people in their 50s?
man good quality dslrs haven't even been around a decade yet, what are you talking about

[Tadao]

I think the reality is that digital is just as good and less expensive if you are doing professional work. If you are just dicking around, digital is still cheaper and just as good. If you are trying to be cool, you have to pay more for a vintage camera and special lenseseses and a trucker hat that says I heart Ashton.

[Pub Lover]

man good quality dslrs haven't even been around a decade yet, what are you talking about

My thoughts exactly.

[Fathom Zero]

Most of the goodness is in the lenses, and a good one from fifty years ago is just as good as one from today. It all depends on what you want to shoot. And SLRs have been around forever. My Pentax K1000 is the same model that's been made for the past forty years - they still make it today for a reason.

It's all in the glass and, in the case of digital, the firmware. Also, anyone "serious" about photography has way more than one lens. There are at least three very different types, (wide angle, the middle of the road one that likely came with the camera, and a telephoto lens), and a couple other artsy douchebag ones (pinhole and fisheye.)

Yeah, digital work is the best way to go if you're doing professional stuff. It definitely has the quickest turn-around and is best in terms of quantity.

I've been eyeballing some micro four-thirds that're way too rich for my blood, but oh so pretty to look at.

[Kitsa]

The wedding photographer who did my wedding got arrested a month or so later for taping high school girls in his dressing rooms. :themoreyouknow

His then-girlfriend found the tapes after they had a fight and turned him in. So if you're a perv and you can't hide the evidence, don't fight with your girlfriend.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Do they come with a Coldplay cd?

[Kitsa]

Also:

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/

[Otto]

Okay, so after I kept messing with Mr. Combat Veteran he pretty much just ragequit the video page I was mocking him on. Now I'm going bug him some more! I've decided to notify him that I'm changing my channel into a tribute to him. This is what he will see on my channel:
This Video (he really loves talking on and on about he was A FUCKING ARMY MAN FUCK YEAH! and also really hates gay people and is convinced that they all want to bone him.)
dICttdZyBCw

and this picture which I made especially for him!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/babyveteran.jpg

[Chojin]

Also:

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/

wow, i've never seen so much honest buttmad in a website. dear photographers: i'm sry your profession is basically common sense and a semi-expensive piece of equipment.

here's a good website though! http://clientsfromhell.net/

[Fathom Zero]

Those websites am too good.

[Zhukov]

There is a difference between having an expensive camera, taking photos of things you like and having a bit of common sense, and being a professional photographer.

I had a 'photographer' take photos of this event I was at, and he ran all the photos (90%) through some dodgy webcam effects - not even just black and white or sepia, but negative, pencil and that one where it's black and white with a splash of colour. He then had the audacity to charge money for these photos burnt onto a CD (which I later found on his facebook for free).

Just take a photo, mate.

[Otto]

I never really saw the appeal of expensive cameras. When I want to take photographs on film I just use this cheap 120 box camera that my grandfather gave me.

[Kitsa]

I have a big-timey Olympus DSLR, and I have a little Sony point-and-shoot. I think every one of my published or gallery-displayed pictures was from the point and shoot.

And the best pictures I ever took were off a 99 cent disposable.

[Chojin]

There is a difference between having an expensive camera, taking photos of things you like and having a bit of common sense, and being a professional photographer.

>it takes more than equipment and common sense
>for example, here is a story about a guy without common sense

well, i'm convinced

[Pub Lover]

Common sense is a lie.

[Tadao]

I'm just saying that with a digital camera you don't need a bunch of expensive lenses. You can take the same photo and add effect in photoshop. With film, you have to take multiple pictures with different expensive lenseseses. Not really cost effective.

[Fathom Zero]

Not with DSLRs. They're big and expensive and so are the lenses. I mean, you can digitally change focus but it looks baaaad. That's all got to do with lenses, not like a filter or something.

Point and shoots, sure. They require no additional lenses, but they're pretty limited by not having them. Superzooms (http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/Q110superzoomgroup/) are the way to go if into photography and just want to take cool pictures. They're still more limited than SLRs because SLRs are the only ones, (besides micro four thirds), that allow manual control of the focus.

[Tadao]

I guess there's a need for both still.

[Zhukov]

>it takes more than equipment and common sense
>for example, here is a story about a guy without common sense

well, i'm convinced

My anecdote was not related to my point, but I guess I should have focused more on the fact that he was using a big fuck-off camera with a flash attachment that he never used.

[Rez]

what the hell is an "action"?

[Pub Lover]

I just had the idea that Willie will dress as an MLP for Halloween. :x

[Chojin]

what the hell is an "action"?

move, minor, standard

[Chojin]

wtf, i just got an ad for a window fan from home depot--i just got back from home depot, where i bought that same fan. :hypno

[Rez]

move, minor, standard
still confused. is it a preset or merely the gall to use the "curves" option?

[executioneer]

I just had the idea that Willie will dress as an MLP for Halloween. :x
prrrobably not?

[executioneer]

THANKS FOR PUTTING THE IDEA IN MY HEAD THOUGH

[Pub Lover]

DO IIIIIT! :x

[executioneer]

i guess i could pull off a humanized version of big macintosh if i was pressed

i mean it'd be a pretty difficult stretch for me to pretend to be someone with two younger sisters and a huge extended family who grew up on a farm with an apple orchard but i think i'd be able to manage somehow

[Pub Lover]

See, it is the role you were born to play. :eek

I refuse to watch Wipeout. I will only watch Count Takeshi's Castle, or MXC in a pinch.

The UK's showing of Takeshi's Castle was voiced by Craig Charles. It was the only part of 2007 that I didn't hate. :wassocks

[executioneer]

i could dye my mario overalls red + put apples on the flank area

dunno where i'm gonna get a human-sized ploughing harness though

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

The fetish store

[executioneer]

hahahaha i don't see that happening

[Pub Lover]

I like that so many of my friends are playing chess online on a Friday night.

My game with Miss Elx is going to lapse in a little bit though.

[Kitsa]

This morning, I rode a giant cartoon train. This evening, I sat in a park and watched men in drag sing Supremes songs.

The voyage between was long and strange.

[Otto]

dunno where i'm gonna get a human-sized ploughing harness though

I was going to post a joke about sex shops, then I was going to say something about low hanging fruit, then I realized that it wouldn't even be fruit. It would be more like gnawing on the base of the tree.

[executioneer]

i'll just find an old toilet seat in the trash somewhere and use that :2stupiddogs

[Otto]

I think you should wear dirty stained overalls, use rotten apples, use the garbage toilet seat, and paint black circles under your eyes. You could go as the crazy homeless version.

[Grislygus]

Now that i'm facebook pals with otto, facebook wants me to be friends with wiffles :lol

her/his/its profile pic is her i-mockery avatar with a pickle hat, so i'm pretty sure wiffles actually is a character. sirry, guys

[Pub Lover]

I hate having even one Facebook account, but I can see the use in having an account for you guys & one for the people I despise.

[elx]

I like that so many of my friends are playing chess online on a Friday night.

My game with Miss Elx is going to lapse in a little bit though.
sorrrrrrrrrrrrry guys :( I started two new jobs so i've been really busy lately!

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah, I "friended" wiffles. Maybe a mistake, but we'll see ....

[Pub Lover]

Con Air [is good] only if you consider it a comedy.

I kind of did :lol
Me too. :x
X-men: First Class. It was comically inaccurate but I wasn't disappointed.

Inaccurate in what regard? That people don't really have mutant superpowers? Yeah, that keeps me up at night.

[Colonel Flagg]

I started two new jobs so i've been really busy lately!

One is enough for me. :|

Good luck, miss E.

[Otto]

Now that i'm facebook pals with otto, facebook wants me to be friends with wiffles :lol

her/his/its profile pic is her i-mockery avatar with a pickle hat, so i'm pretty sure wiffles actually is a character. sirry, guys

I swear I remember pictures of a girl wearing a combat helmet with Wiffles Hamtaro avatar on it somewhere on these forums or am I just having an acid flashback?

[Pub Lover]

sorrrrrrrrrrrrry guys :( I started two new jobs so i've been really busy lately!

Match saved. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

I swear I remember pictures of a girl wearing a combat helmet with Wiffles Hamtaro avatar on it somewhere on these forums or am I just having an acid flashback?

That was a thing. I'd show you the picture but I'm too busy losing at chess. :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4763zz.jpg
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4759zzz.jpg
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4773z.jpg
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/DSCN4786zz.jpg

[Pub Lover]

The smile of a trying to be patient girlfriend.

[Otto]

COME ON BABY, JUST PUT ON MY PLASTIC NAZI HELMET AND SMILE FOR THE CAMERA

[executioneer]

i believe in wiffles

[Pub Lover]

I'm not much interested in what body Wiffles posses now. She won't be complete in my eyes until she is in her deep space robot form.

[Pub Lover]

Possesses.

[Pub Lover]

Possessesses.

[Pub Lover]

This is a video of a cat barking like a dog until someone notices it, then it meows once it is seen. (http://twitter.com/fermunation/status/81939059538272257)

FAox2OrJ_3I

[Otto]

So I've been docking around on YouTube and it never ceases to amaze me how many wingnuts, bigots, schizoids, etc. Not only have accounts but multiple videos, followers that actually agree with them, and comments encouraging them. Youtubes starting to creep me out almost as much as 4chan used to.

[Pub Lover]

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