I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MarioRPG]

Hey hey, thanks for making it "hate MarioRPG day" (which is everyday but...)

[MarioRPG]

Look I'm double posting like PubLover!

[MarioRPG]

But he would have linked/quoted a news piece here. Sorry bros!

[noob3]

Who do I consult for getting somone banned?

[Emu]

You get one free assassination-banning for every 10,000 posts

[Pub Lover]

Look I'm double posting like PubLover!
When did I become the only one that does that? Everyone used to, didn't they? It was a whole big thing of the postcount fight, right?

[noob3]

losers

[Emu]

Is this still postcount fight? :eek

[noob3]

maybe a fight for who can be the biggest loser lol

[noob3]

ok im sorry guys i am just gonna leave this thread alone ;(

[Pub Lover]

maybe a fight for who can be the biggest loser lol
You'd win, Chuck. >:

[Pub Lover]

Is this still postcount fight? :eek
Probably not. :(

[noob3]

D:

[Pub Lover]

ok im sorry guys i am just gonna leave this thread alone ;(
Hey, it's alright buddy. ;(

You have it hard.

[noob3]

:drool

[Pub Lover]

Virtual communities are as important as their real-world counterparts, many members of online communities believe.

A survey found 43% of online networkers from the US felt "as strongly" about their web community as they did about their real-world friends.

It also revealed net-users had made an average of 4.6 virtual pals this year.

The survey, from the US-based Center for the Digital Future, of 2,000 individuals forms part of a six-year study into attitudes to the web.
Losers. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

But he would have linked/quoted a news piece here.
Dammit. :x

[FartinMowler]

MSN with Pub is like a double post but you need to wait for it....wait for it.....wait for it.....dammit wait for it >:

[Pub Lover]

Some people are busy and or type slowly. :(

Plus it's best to wait for depressing comments. Get them too fast & you wake up dead. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Danny Davito Drunk! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B8MFKs6qpU)
I found the comments below more interesting than the video... the first think I thought of before I watched the video is "I wouldn't go on the view unless I was drunk" and fuck all you stupid douchebag women that think this is somekind of proof that men are pigs...uh ya duh fuck you :/

[noob3]

:(

[FartinMowler]

For a brief moment I felt as one with Noob3 :/

















and now it's gone :(

[liquidstatik]

sometimes pub makes me mad on msn
he's always being a little wuss about everything

:[

[Pub Lover]

Not everything. >:



Most things. :(

[Pub Lover]

Like women. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

And going outside... :x

[Pub Lover]

OK fine. :(

I'm a little wuss. ;(

[liquidstatik]

its okay pub
some girls like that :x

[Pub Lover]

What about guys?

[Pub Lover]

Is it so bad that I don't agree with all you guys that bagging some ugly ho-bag to bang is a good thing?

[liquidstatik]

i didnt know anyone here thought that
:[

[Pub Lover]

It's like the main thing you guys talk about. AND IT'S STUPID!

Do you all bug Willie about his lack of sex too?

[liquidstatik]

wtff are you talking about
i dont remember anyone talking about bagging ugly hoes

:/

if i ever[which is never] banged hoes they'd be pretty hoes
:[

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, ok. No one mentioned Ugly Whores, I just know my level of options.

[liquidstatik]

oh w/e you're a fine looking gentleman
just start reading books alot
and hanging out at librarys

i think you'd find a chick there :[

[Pub Lover]

I DON'T WANT A CHICK/GIRLFRIEND/LADY/BITCH/WHORE! >:

[liquidstatik]

do you want a boi? :x

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, the cost-benefit ratio is way off, IMO.

[Pub Lover]

do you want a boi? :x
No. Despite my long running & often plausible homoeroticisms displayed here, I am not actually gay, and if I were I doubt I would want some fat & ugly dude to pound away at.

[Archduke Tips]

How about a good looking lean and muscular man?

Or do you think you couldn't do any better than fat and ugly?

I'm just saying that your denial of your homosexuality is not very convincing.

[Pub Lover]

I don't need it to be convincing, it's true.


And yes, I have low self-esteem, big whoop, I'm on the internet.

[Archduke Tips]

Why have low self esteem? You seem pretty cool to me.

[liquidstatik]

that's what im sayin ;o

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, Mister Internet Persons. :D

[liquidstatik]

stop trying to be rude >:O

i bet if i met you in real liffe, i'd think the same
girls like confidence, hun

[liquidstatik]

brb guys im going to go get h*gh with some friends

[noob3]

i fuck chicks for free they just scream alot am i right guys

[noob3]

i mean i dont pay for it that's for sure :lol

[Pub Lover]

I'm turning the page, & this topic is dropped. :eek

[noob3]

ok i am just kidding who am i to make such rude & crude jokes :/

[liquidstatik]

http://dannytatom.com
:x

[MetalMilitia]

Perhaps you and willie should have a agreement that if you're both not married by the age of 30 you marry eachother. :)

I hear people do that sometimes.

[liquidstatik]

but srsly guys i gotta go

[Archduke Tips]

I have a good time, if you know what I mean.

[MetalMilitia]

you mean drugs right??

[noob3]

why is everyone here so gay eh

[noob3]

http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/worlds06/r12_mori.jpg

[noob3]

http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/worlds06/R8_Wafo-Tapa.jpg

what

[Archduke Tips]

No, I was talking about sex with my girlfriend.

But yeah, let's throw alcohol in too.

[Pub Lover]

Perhaps you and willie should have a agreement that if you're both not married by the age of 30 you marry eachother. :)

I hear people do that sometimes.
Willie is gonna be 30 pretty soon, so IDK. :x

[Pub Lover]

why is everyone here so gay eh
My sig. ;(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/worlds06/R8_Wafo-Tapa.jpg

what

Haha oh shit it's Seven Force

[FartinMowler]

Pub is a misogynists and he will miss the boat on getting his fair share of blow jobs :wank

[Pub Lover]

Pub is a misanthrope, and cares not for blowjobs.

[FartinMowler]

A sheeps teeth might have turned you off from the experience :/

[Pub Lover]

AND THIS TIME WHEN I SAY THIS SUBJECT IS OVER, I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I'M NOT FUCKING ABOUT! >:


:pun

[Pub Lover]

A sheeps teeth might have turned you off from the experience :/
YOU'RE A FUNNY FUCK, FARTIN! A REAL FUNNY FUCK! :lol

[FartinMowler]

If someday you reenact the scene from Last tango in Paris I hope you use real butter and absolve your distain for the human race
:shocked

[Pub Lover]

Shut up. :)

[FartinMowler]

change your avatar and I might

[Pub Lover]

The film caused a deep scandal in Italy for a sodomy scene (featuring the use of butter).
Dude, that's gross. :x

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/charade.jpg

[Sethomas]

It turns me on the way
they all wear sexy lingerie
String bikinis everywhere they go

But they don't let me watch
as they explore each other's crotch
The way they do on video

Ooooooooooh
I love lesbians
More than anyone
So why don't lesbians want me?

[Pub Lover]

change your avatar and I might
Everytime you, or anyone else, suggest that, all you do is increase the urge for me to make it flash even more colours.

[Pub Lover]

Thank you for the groundbreaking discovery.

You don't understand that anything that is acknowledged is a Gold medal in my books :( Thank you and fuck you have two meanings.

[MarioRPG]

Uh oh, I laughed at a fartin post.

[liquidstatik]

this girl just said i was hot on myspace woah

[liquidstatik]

woooahh she wants my AIM :X

[Emu]

dude go for it

[liquidstatik]

oh man i just got e-laid
:X

[FartinMowler]

I was looking at my homepage and it say's ogers - Take the quiz and enter for your chance to meet Evanescence during their Canadian concert tour this January...

I got most of the answers wrong :rock

[Terra]

oh man i just got e-laid
:X

Three rahrah's for the loser that can't get it in real life.

[liquidstatik]

three rahrah's for the chick with a dick :X

p.s. shut up

[Terra]

At least my dick is bigger than yours.

[liquidstatik]

ew :x

[Terra]

pussy.

[Esuohlim]

Ok

[noob3]

We should hide the post counts & see how long this thread goes after that

[liquidstatik]

no we shouldnt ;<

[noob3]

you should get on msn

[Sam]

The film caused a deep scandal in Italy for a sodomy scene (featuring the use of butter).
Dude, that's gross. :x

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS

[noob3]

get on msn

[noob3]

I WANT TO TALK TO SOMBODY :(

[liquidstatik]

haha

[liquidstatik]

whoops its 6am
i need sleep
ftw

[liquidstatik]

i still haven't slept

:/

[MarioRPG]

Can you spell badass?

[Pub Lover]

We should hide the post counts & see how long this thread goes after that
Dude, only idiots actually care about postcounts. :(

It's a long running joke, right guys? ;)

[Pub Lover]

Three rahrah's for the loser that can't get it in real life.
Terra is like a masculine version of Fartin. :eek

Let's ban them. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Fartin is way better then Terra. Like lightyears.

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/gilliganwillie-1.jpg

[Terra]

Fartin is way better then Terra. Like lightyears.

You still haven't worked up the nerve to blow yourself yet, have you Gaddy?

Please. Your never going to experience the art of fellatio unless you just bite the bullet and do yourself.

[Terra]

Three rahrah's for the loser that can't get it in real life.
Terra is like a masculine version of Fartin. :eek

Let's ban them. >:

Oh Pub. Really.

I mean, SERIOUSLY.

[Esuohlim]

You still haven't worked up the nerve to blow yourself yet, have you Gaddy?

Please. Your never going to experience the art of fellatio unless you just bite the bullet and do yourself.

I don't understand how this could possibly be a sufficient comeback. At all. Since when are nonsequiturs funny anyway, geez.

[Sethomas]

So he shoots the Laplander!

[GADZOOKS]

What does me sucking my own dick have to do with you being a dork?

[Pub Lover]

Fartin, when I said I didn't get this gilligan shit, I was being serious, I mean totally seriously. ;)

I've never seen that show. :eek


I loled at that picture but it was a equal tie between your inabilty to crop & a lady touching my shoulder, which is totally like serious in my book. :x

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/gilliganwillie.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I did it in MSPaint, so it's got a little more Jpeg blur. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Oh Pub. Really.

I mean, SERIOUSLY.
This suggests that you read my posts, which I find amusing, yet offensive. >:

Seriously. ;(

[Fathom Zero]

Forgive me if I appear absent, but I'm moving. Later, guys.

[Pub Lover]

Who are you again?

[FartinMowler]

I loled at that picture but it was a equal tie between your inabilty to crop & a lady touching my shoulder, which is totally like serious in my book. Sick

I'm learning how to use In-design :( I'm practicing for the next Mock war >:

[Terra]

This suggests that you read my posts, which I find amusing, yet offensive. >:

Seriously. ;

Oh Pub. As offensive as this may seem, I try to read all of your post if they are in GB. But I have standards, low as they are and I will not read much else of yours anywhere else on the forum.

:bow

[liquidstatik]

guys, im bored :/

[Shifty]

Thats your plan is it? WELL NOW ITS FOILED HAHAHAH!

[liquidstatik]

>:

[Shifty]

:lol

[MarioRPG]

:/

[Esuohlim]

Hey you guys get a load of the new guy who can't read rules :rollin

[Pub Lover]

guys, im bored :/
You & me both, buddy. ;(

We only have ourselves to blame. :eek


>:

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/I-Mock%20crap/DadJesus.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

are we still doing that

[liquidstatik]

guys, im bored :/
You & me both, buddy. ;(

We only have ourselves to blame. :eek


>:

I don't have friends anymore :[

[Pub Lover]

are we still doing that
Sweetie, if you like doing it that way, then I don't mind. ;)

[FartinMowler]

Today I was in EB games and watched two women get angry at the guy behind the counter for not having Wii's...one lady turned around and asked me why they had so many boxes and posters and I said "I think the boxes are empty and I don't know why you are talking to me" and then she scowled at me, I laughed and said "you're spoiled child won't get a Wii and did a loser symbol with my hand :) I don't like when people talk to me in line.

[Pub Lover]

I don't have friends anymore :[
Whose fault is it then, Mister Internet?

[Pub Lover]

I don't like when people talk to me in line.

I would have been polite, but then I'm not a big ol' line jerk. ;(

[liquidstatik]

I don't have friends anymore :[
Whose fault is it then, Mister Internet?

its maybe half mine and half everyone elses. if people here didn't suck so bad, i'd surely be their friend. :O

[Esuohlim]

You've got a friend in me, liquidstatik :D

[liquidstatik]

yay ;D

dad said you could come watch a movie
but your mom has to pick you up, he doesn't have enough gas ;_;

[Pub Lover]

im agnostic because i dont see a good reason to believe in a god ;o

i remember you saying a while ago you were christian :eek what happened there

i got bad friends :x

[liquidstatik]

they made me listen to Marilyn Manson :x

[Jixby Phillips]

lol fartins story

[tenno]

:) man i'm late for this! no wonder there's so few threads these days!

[FartinMowler]

Publovers story

Today I went to the mall and picked up a rock and to my amazement they had left handed sticks for sticking people

[Pub Lover]

What? :confused

[FartinMowler]

http://www.planetfieldhockey.com/dbimage/I3aff5b06a5473.JPG

[Pub Lover]

I sure hope Gadzooks, or Jixby is amused by this shit, because I am completely bewildered as to who the hell you think I am. :undecidedemoticon

[FartinMowler]

Pubs first real christmas




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/Page_1-1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Still can't crop?

[Pub Lover]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/jixby.jpg
:lol

[FartinMowler]

:/ I don't know why it does that...my kids are decorating the tree :)

[Pub Lover]

No one has ever given me a shiny rock. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Fartin's jokes are better if you're drunk, so I suggest anyone reading this go get drunk. :drunk


INTERNET DRUNK AT WORK! :eek

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[Sethomas]

So I went into Tenth Street Market to see what flavors of hookah tobacco (some call it shisha, including me) they had that the other international stores lacked. They had some mighty shiny boxes, but they were more expensive. However, the shine was so shiny that I broke down and bought two flavors. Right now, I'm smoking the Cinnamon and it is GOOD, guys. It's really fucking good.

[tenno]

you using MSPAINT? Resize bitches!

[Sethomas]

Holy shit, I just realized that I totally should have stolen geological and paleontological specimens from my work and mailed that out as my Christmas Gift. I deal with all kinds of shiny rocks and weird fossils and even dinosaur shit from time to time. Literally, coprolite... I had to move a fossilized turd a while ago. It'd make for a great stocking stuffer.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/rockpubcristmas.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Right now, I'm smoking the Cinnamon and it is GOOD, guys. It's really fucking good.
Did you manage to get your hookah to stop making everything taste of mint?

[Sethomas]

Yeah, before I started this bowl I was like, "man, I don't want ANY INTERFERENCE with this SHINY box stuff", so I gave it a total clean-out and it was totally worth it.

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/Jixbys-head.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Perfect. :lol

[Sethomas]

I know it's fartin and all, but I really like the word "smite" so I don't like seeing it abused. "Smote" is the simple past, but I'm pretty sure his sig needs the past participle, "smitten". Like, "he should be eaten", not "he should be ate".

[FartinMowler]

:/ do you drink your bong water?

[Sethomas]

SAVE THAT FOR THE FOOD FORUM >:

[Sethomas]

Comments so far on my YouTube video discussing my modern augmentation of the Cosmological Argument:

1) great video! clear arguement, kinda hard to dispute. i never thought about the implications of relativity in that way, very interesting.

2) satin V-neck pajamas? oooh.

[Pub Lover]

Seth used to have a quote of me talking about him in his sig, those videos prove that quote true if you're one of the many Fartins of the world.

[Pub Lover]

Seth used to have a quote of me talking about him in his sig, those videos prove that quote true if you're one of the many Fartins of the world.
What? :lol

[Sethomas]

Pub, you are DEAD to me. As soon as I can get tickets to New Zealand you'll be dead IN GENERAL. :adventure

Nah, I guess I had that coming if I read that as I think you meant it.

[liquidstatik]

hey mr. smarty pants, whats the url to your video? :O

[Sethomas]

Man you guys are the LAST people with whom I should share this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klOQwSMdI70

My voice is awkward.

I've been posting a lot, I think that means I should take my crazy pill now.

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you are DEAD to me. As soon as I can get tickets to New Zealand you'll be dead IN GENERAL. :adventure
I look forward to the day that I push someone so far that they actually do fly 12 hours just to kill me. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Nah, I guess I had that coming if I read that as I think you meant it.
Fartin hates people that act 'smart' as he feels they are trying to fool him in some way.

My only gripes about your videos are purely technical, & I already mentioned them on your LJ.

[Pub Lover]

My voice is awkward.
Do you secks your lady with that voice, Sir? :posh

[Sethomas]

Yeah, it does seem pretty implausible. Anyways.


http://sjl-static7.sjl.youtube.com/vi/5j26BD6EIIY/2.jpg

That always reminds me of

http://www.i-mockery.net/events/charles/charlesinchargeiwillfightyou.JPG

[Pub Lover]

Who cares about Iraq when their are evil corporations profitting off of the shame of Pluto?
:lol :geggy

[Pub Lover]

Of course, I think most Americans have stupid voices, so I might be giving Seth too much slack. Any of you Yanks wanna tell me how silly his voice really is?

[xbxDaniel]

He sounds like a well-versed, american guy. Sounds like my friend when he's patronizing me. :/

[Esuohlim]

Since he sounds like he has a midwest accent, it seems that he has the least stupid of the American accents. They are the kind that news anchors are supposed to have as they are the most understandable :knowledge

[liquidstatik]

oh man seth i understood like half of that, but you sound sexxay :O

i have a southern accent, shut up >:

[Pub Lover]

least stupid of the American accents
:lol

[Pub Lover]

The best part of the madlibs was always when someone would read them afterwards.

You guys should do the madlibs again, but using youtube. :lol

[liquidstatik]

that sounds cool, really ;<

[Pub Lover]

I KNOW! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, I know none of you have heard about it, but the coup in Fiji is big news down here.

I'm listening into a Fiji radio station, & they are trying to interview members of Parliament over the phone, but there is a sudden scuffle & the line goes dead, and this has happened three times now with different MPs. Military coups are crazy! :eek

[liquidstatik]

uh oh :eek

[Pub Lover]

The details of the coup would be funny if just one of the guys involved hinted it was irony. :x

[liquidstatik]

hahahhahahahahahahahaha
i hope zeldasbeggiestfan goes blind ;<

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its only one eye! Hahahahahaha eat it fucker.

[liquidstatik]

anyway hey pub what are you talking about? :[

im not up on current events :x

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, I know none of you have heard about it, but the coup in Fiji is big news down here.
:(

Current events is hell of funny in a delayed gratification way. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Do you know what a coup d'état is, Liquid?

[liquidstatik]

:(

[liquidstatik]

no thats why i was confused ;<

[Pub Lover]

See, now I feel like a jerk for assuming everyone has education. :(

[liquidstatik]

okay nevermind google helped me :[

and nah you're not a jerk, bby
i hate being so uneducated, though
i should have listened during school ;/

[Pub Lover]

But you can easily live without knowing that shit, so I'll just shut up about it. :)

[liquidstatik]

yeah i know who cares about ireland are wtf/e you live anyway

[liquidstatik]

jk pub

[FartinMowler]

I hope someone over throws this thread :/

[liquidstatik]

Adverb
Verb
Verb in the past tense

[xbxDaniel]

Quickly
Fart
fucked

[Pub Lover]

jk pub
"Just kidding, but only a little! ;)"

[liquidstatik]

Adjective
Plural Noun
A fictional character

[Pub Lover]

I hope someone over throws this thread :/
With what, Fartin? WITH WHAT? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Damn stupid pagebreaks. >:

[liquidstatik]

i know, right ;o

[Sethomas]

Aphoristic
hoses
Jean Valjean

[liquidstatik]

An undesirable noun
Verb
Noun

[xbxDaniel]

Herpes
Mastacate
Funbags

[liquidstatik]

Verb in the present tense ending in s
Plural Noun
Number

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Runs
Man
12

[GADZOOKS]

can we change the undesurable noun to FatherSpaz?

[liquidstatik]

yuss, but you guys should try giving more answers ;<

[Grislygus]

Fine.

exfoliates
wheels
3

[liquidstatik]

Plural Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Noun

p.s. i have a feeling this one might suck ;<

[Guitar Woman]

GUNS
fast
boring
BLOOD

[Guitar Woman]

So I met Maddox on the internet the other day

He told me to watch Ninja Scroll, and I did :eek

[liquidstatik]

im not even going to post this shitty madlib >:

[liquidstatik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJUXQHFVCdI

[Guitar Woman]

Could you at least PM it to me :<

[GADZOOKS]

you are very undesirable.

STAT OF THE WEEK

Terra
[0.78% of total / 3.36 posts per day dealing with genetalia]

[noob3]

i am so sick

[liquidstatik]

so i've heard :x

wuts wrong?

[Chojin]

he can't turn off the radio

[Esuohlim]

http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Grodin_Charles.jpg

Your time has come to shine.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bio8iucalOE

that was probably the best movie I've seen in a while :(

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Grodin_Charles.jpg

Your time has come to shine.

Classic Me.

Hey if any of you see Willie,tell him Mr. Adventure and I are setting up a Monopoly tournament.

EDIT:Nevermind

[noob3]

is that like zombie sam kinison in ur avatar or what

[GADZOOKS]

That's Sam Kinson playing Beetlejuice in a 1998 episode of Married With Children.

[noob3]

so is that a yes?

[GADZOOKS]

No it's not.

Because beetlejuice is not a zombie, he is a ghoul, if anything.

[noob3]

so he's the ghoul of sam kinnison? not the zombie eh?

[executioneer]

he's the ghost with th emost hat cha cha

[Rongi]

i wonder if sam screamed "ahh ahhhh ahhhh!!" before he got hit :(

[FartinMowler]

how did he die?

[Guitar Woman]

Car accident, I think

[Pub Lover]

Hey GW, I was kidding. Go away, k. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah ok

I might still post in threads every once in a while, though :<

[GADZOOKS]

No, I took a vote and that was concluded to be a bad idea.

[Guitar Woman]

kinda like the conclusion your parents came to after having you huh!

[noob3]

a screaming zombie sam kinison would be so scary

[MarioRPG]

How ya'll doin :(

[liquidstatik]

purrty good, workin on my layout ;<

http://dannytatom.com/etc/layout.png

[GADZOOKS]

kinda like the conclusion your parents came to after having you huh!

You are really one to talk, you mental.

[Archduke Tips]

Which would you choose:
To live forever or to die right now?
To give all your money to a rich family or to kill a baby?
Everyone else in the world dies or just you?

[Pub Lover]

A
B
B

[kahljorn]

yea I mean come on if you took A on the first one couldn't you theoretically not die in the third one thus negating the consequences of the choices?

other than the dead baby of course but who cares about that at least we have money.

[Archduke Tips]

That's an interesting point. What if all of the questions were asked to you at once by some sort of evil djinni.

[kahljorn]

I probably wouldn't be able to understand the questions because they would be so jumbled and then when I answered it there would be no way of knowing which question I asnswered first because if i said "A" you'd have to assume that that's an "A" for all of them rather than just an "A" for one because you asked all at once.

unless of course i could answer all of them in one answer but that would be hard without magical djinn vocal cords and mouths.

[Archduke Tips]

Maybe you would have to answer it in some sort of on the spot rock song. It'd be all like "weee doo weedoo bweeeeeeeee dooo bweee doooooo!"

[kahljorn]

Don't you mean more like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's gonna sting me baby STRAIGHT TO THE MOON ooOOooOOOOOOOOOO"

classic :(

and than he'd probably go B A B, Y? HAHAHA YOU CHOSE DEATH AND POVERTY and id be so fooled and feel so dumb :(

[Terra]

you are very undesirable.

STAT OF THE WEEK

Terra
[0.78% of total / 3.36 posts per day dealing with genetalia]

...this from "The Man Who Knew Too Little."

Oh WAIT!!!!! This is in reference to your own futile attempts to find..."you."

Dayum

[Esuohlim]

uh

[Rongi]

i dont know who is less coherent, fartin or terra.

[GADZOOKS]

Did she call me Billy Murray?

[Rongi]

i feel like whenever terra tries to insult someone, she either tries way too hard and makes incoherent posts like that, or is just a complete and utter moron with no grasp on communication skills

[Esuohlim]

I always feel that way and I cannot fathom why people are nice to her every time she comes back. She sucks.