I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Asila]

fucking yeah fix that shit

and then talk to me >:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gif

[Guitar Woman]

I thought of Manny Calavera, Robert Plant, and the Akinator and it guessed all of them on its first try

[Guitar Woman]

That thing is eerie as fuck

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, I won. It couldn't get James Sunderland. :picklehat

[Asila]

GO GW

FUCK YEA YOU GO

[Guitar Woman]

Admittedly it was only because I forgot that you get Pyramid Head's sword near the end of the game

[Asila]

damnit GW try to pay attention.

I thought you hated SH2

[Guitar Woman]

I hate how it doesn't not suck until the very end of the game

I like the story and a few of the characters, I just never thought it was scary.

[Asila]

Man fuck off, that shit scared me for days. Though I will agree that the end is the best

[Kitsa]

What happened to the puppers?
Spay surgery, and some of her baby teeth (accidentally?) got knocked out when they were inserting the breathing tube.

She's had a pretty shitty day, she hasn't moved in like 6 hrs (still breathing)

[Guitar Woman]

I dunno, I got the impression from the way everyone talked about it that Pyramid Head would be dynamically stalking me throughout the game ala Scissorman in Clock Tower. All of his encounters being scripted was by far my biggest disappointment.

The side scenario where you play as Maria I thought was really fucking scary, though.

[Asila]

SHIT GW

I agree with you

[Asila]

though the whole bit on the rooftop scared the living fuck out of me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Spay surgery, and some of her baby teeth (accidentally?) got knocked out when they were inserting the breathing tube.

She's had a pretty shitty day, she hasn't moved in like 6 hrs (still breathing)


She should be better in a few days :). They bounce back better than a slinky made out of flubber.

[DevilWearsPrada]

akhinator took 30 questions and 2 wrong guesses before it found out was thinking about bradley nowell of sublime

[Guitar Woman]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9723/kumavk7.jpg

no fucking way

[Asila]

totally fuckin way

[Guitar Woman]

1 You !!! 43102
2 Akinator 32974
3 Britney Spears 31849
4 Your mother 26166
5 Angelina Jolie 22490
6 Barack Obama 21813
7 Ohhh yeeeesssss!! 21123
8 Madonna 17944
9 A smart-ass who only clicks on no 17925
10 The one nothing is known about 17672

lol

[Asila]

which one are you, sexy?

[Asila]

:publover

[WhiteRat]

It's friday night and I don't even want to drink. Looks like it's going to be an early night for me.

[RaNkeri]

http://en.akinator.com/

I shat.

Bitch hasn't heard of Ax Battler

[Pub Lover]

Apparently I did it wrong as it claims to know who Lucy Lawless is, but couldn't guess it from what I said.

carni, that was the funniest thing i have seen since i have been on the few days.

Yeah, you haven't been up to standard either, Sir.

[ElPila666]

DUDES I AM SO HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 4 WEEKS

DUDE U GOTTA WATCH THIS WHILE YOU'RE HIGH :x

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=etlJMeVMbEY

:suicide

[liquidstatik]

..

[DevilWearsPrada]

:pagebrak

is that guy rly dead :(

[ElPila666]

Yes :tear

that guy was a badass he escaped a trial once by treating people with a hand grenade

[pac-man]

He didn't look like a badass. :\

[ElPila666]

He was an ex-police inspector so i'm not really sad that piggy died :), i bet he busted a lot of stoners like me :/

[Tadao]

BTW, tadao, that lady removed your post.

I bet it stung just a little too hard and she realizes that she has surrounded herself with pathetic people who only feel better by putting other people down.

She just can't accept it like I do :(

[ElPila666]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2932/blonde1ur4.jpg

[kahljorn]

hey bitches im gettin stoned ;o

[Kitsa]

That music is really bizarre given the dwyerness of the moment.

[Tadao]

are u stoned 2?

[Kitsa]

No. Not to say I'm not on a lot of drugs, they're just all legit.

[Tadao]

My Dr. won't give me pain killers because I was honest with him about my past drug abuses. Last time I'll be honest to a Dr. about drugs. I did tell him that the pain will drive me to drinking which is the one drug that I am addicted to. He told me that drinking is bad.

:medical

[MattJack]

errytime somebody says they are getting stoned I think about Jesus

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm not going to be on tomorow at all so...

Have a Happy Birthday MARIORPG.

[Tadao]

A young Rankeri

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/07/08/caruthers4_2.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Its excitin in here today, aint it?

[Tadao]

Hey Shrub.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/allisongrl/picthrasherandkenny.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9210/lolwersadfbk8.jpg

:lol

[Shrubfest]

Bunnies? For me?

[Tadao]

Yes, bunnies caught in some naughty act for you.

[Tadao]

GW, looking for that stuff on the internet will only poison your soul!

[Shrubfest]

How's Tadao this fine whatever the hell time it is where you are?

[Tadao]

Grumpy and uncomfortable as hell. I should go on a walk and yell at inanimate objects.

[Tadao]

I'm sorry, I did not inquire your well being. Howzit?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I no longer like saturdays as much as I used to.

[Shrubfest]

Average. Sat in my pants making sample boards whilst my cat complains.

10,000 Volt. Me neither. But its now Sunday, and i hate them more.

[Tadao]

Everyday is a weekend for me. Shrub, let's see pics of your pussy, and by pussy I mean your kitty :wink

[Tadao]

Why would that asspie think my avatar is a guinea pig? I wonder if they have tall legs where he lives,

[Shrubfest]

He's no kitty.
He's a fat grumpy bastard.

And we all know i have no idea how to post pics...

[Tadao]

lol, in photo bucket there are 4 links under the picture, you want the last one. It's called image code. just copy and paste that in here and it will work. Try it.

[Tadao]

Fat grumpy bastard? He sounds like me.

[Tadao]

So Shrub, do you kiss girls? I bet you do you little tart. Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

[Shrubfest]

here goes:
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/DSCF0013.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Shrub, let's see pics of your pussy, and by pussy I mean your vagina :x

[Shrubfest]

Tadao, your lap is a long way away.

[Tadao]

See, I can teach you a lot of things ;)

[Tadao]

That is not a fat cat, he is more of a content cat.

[Pub Lover]

That is a very fat and grumpy cat. :eek

[Tadao]

Is my photobucket working again? Can you see this?

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[Shrubfest]

That is not content. That is 'yes you have a camera, stop chasing me with it and feed me. If only i had opposable thumbs...'

[Tadao]

I meant content as in body width

[Tadao]

The girth of your pussy is content looking.

[Shrubfest]

In that case, then yes.

And the dancing kitty is there.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/avatar_1473.gif

[Shrubfest]

:D
That makes me happy.

[Tadao]

This has been edited in order to not make people I don't mind afraid here.

[Tadao]

:D
That makes me happy.

That is a backup avatar I never used. If I stray from bunny, people get cofused and I lose my awesome identity. OHNOES!

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/1550465jpg.gif

[Shrubfest]

The power of the bunnies.
So far all of mine have been me...

I'm simple like that.

[Tadao]

And I was you as well. That confused you a little. Always remeber I was te first to truley love you here. Not Sam not Esu. ME DAMMIT IT WAS ALWAYS ME!

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/omgonoz.gif

[Asila]

That is a backup avatar I never used. If I stray from bunny, people get cofused and I lose my awesome identity. OHNOES!

Apparently you could go crazy and use a guinea pig or gerbil or something and very few people would be wiser :\

[Tadao]

Granted these new bunnies I use are a little rat looking.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/deermain_602274a.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c73ba.jpg

[Shrubfest]

:D
My mother keeps seeing that over my shoulder, and wanting to leave a comment about 'abusing her baby'
Then i tell her to go away.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like Sundays better because I have off work finally. Only 3 more hrs left of work.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c881b.jpg

[Tadao]

:D
My mother keeps seeing that over my shoulder, and wanting to leave a comment about 'abusing her baby'
Then i tell her to go away.

That is hawt. I need a spanking.

[Tadao]

Ugh I feel like puking, I think I'm still sick.

[Tadao]

http://www.teamyacht.com/photo/Rave-or-Die.gif

[Tadao]

We need more Shrub pictures. I've jerked off to the other one to many times already.

[Shrubfest]

Haha. Surely you used my photobucket link? Everyone else did!

[Tadao]

Used it up :( I need more material!

[Tadao]

Btw you should put the cat in a different folder so it doesn't show up on the sldeshow :(

[Shrubfest]

I thought it might be an interesting change.

[Tadao]

This is still my favorite though.

http://pix-eu.dontstayin.com/5742a12d-8a1f-41e1-9be1-95cbbdabcf8f.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Ah, the babies.

But then i got my hair cut.

[Battle Net Edition]

So, you guys wanna cyber or what?

[MetalMilitia]

Oh man I went into a "chat room" and it was fucking shit.

[Battle Net Edition]

I would like to hear more.

[DevilWearsPrada]

DUDE U GOTTA WATCH THIS WHILE YOU'RE HIGH :x

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=etlJMeVMbEY

:suicide


I guess this is now big news around the world, this guy shooting himself.
This video is so goddamn surreal, there's marching band music playing and giant block letters saying 'HE GETS SHOT' or 'STUCK ON SHOT' or something, then some guy throws a 2x4 off the porch and the camera zooms in to show the old guy pissed himself. It's so comical in a fucked up way, it's hard not to laugh at :\

[DevilWearsPrada]

Then I think about how much of a horrible bastard I am for laughing.

[ElPila666]

I also feel bad about laughing at the video but i wanna see the whole thing without block letters, a clean movie like they used to do oon Faces of Death vol 1, 2 and 3. :x

[ElPila666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5odZ5QOseQ&feature=related

:lol

[Pub Lover]

We need more Shrub pictures. I've jerked off to the other one to many times already.

:x


Today I seem to be overly believing and visualizing everything I read.

Not a day to be online. :x


:x :x :x

[Pub Lover]

No really, there is nothing better than a well placed bush, binoculars, lotion and a sock.

:x

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c73ba.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

:x


Today I seem to be overly believing and visualizing everything I read.

Not a day to be online. :x


:x :x :x

Nor a good day for me to be posting then :x

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/HKO/HKO.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit! Wycliffe tv-theme KICKS ASS more than I remembered

NOSTALGASM :x

[RaNkeri]

If I knew how to play violin, this would be the song I'd play 24/7

[Pub Lover]

Congratulations. About the voting .... missed it by THAT much. Have fun in 4 years. :lol

I doubt it'll take four years for Harper to get cranky again. :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

OUCH! Pwned again! :(

[Pub Lover]

I always read that in my head as 'pounded' and as today is a visual day, I had a flash of me slamming my dick in your submissively offered posterior. :(

Never imagining that again is a very good word for that word not EVER being used again. >:


:wank

[Pub Lover]

Good reason... :rolleyes


Sorry, beating off too furiously to check my wording. ;)


:orgasm

[Colonel Flagg]

Glad I could be useful for SOMETHING around here. :\

[Pub Lover]

PICZ PLZ! :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Believe me it's best left to the imagination. :(

[Pub Lover]

WANT YER COCK! :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

at least shrubfest uses proper grammar when requesting genitals

[Pub Lover]

Really depends how thick her accent is. :(

She may really WAN T' COCK! :eek

And she isn't even talking about penis, silly slang. :(

[Tadao]

After looking at the secret santa thread, I hae come to the conclusion that I am the only good looking one here.

[Pub Lover]

You so are, T-Dawg! :love

WANT YER COCK! :eek

picz plzkthnks :(

[Tadao]

;)

[Tadao]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5424/2260/400/tammy5.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Hey how come none of you fags brought the Discworld books to my attention earlier >:

I just finished the second one. It's like a fantasy series I don't feel gay for reading but still feel a little gay for reading in public :(

[Tadao]

OMG LIAR

[Tadao]

EVERY MONTH WE TALK ABOUT IT.

[Asila]

Seriously

[Asila]

There was a big fucking discussion about them when I first registered because I listed him as my favourite author >:

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE YOU ALL ON IGNORE, CASE CLOSED

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

Esu, you know a ****** girl? Hook me up!

[Esuohlim]

I know several :smug

They all look like skinny-ass white girls though so if you like butts then fergetaboutit

[Tadao]

Like them all

[Kitsa]

I don't know about this boob thing.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i am just amazed that our new firewall hasn't blocked this site yet. i would cry if they did, those IT bastards.

[Dixie]

I'm goddamn tired today

[Kitsa]

Me too and I have a lot to do. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm tired everyday. :sick
I don't know about this boob thing.

What boob thing? :x

[Pub Lover]

Nevermind, I found the boobs. :puke

[Pub Lover]

Haha, j/k. You're lovely ladies and I'd have sex with you all if you let me. :tear

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/wycliffe.jpg

TSI TSI TSI TSIIIIN
TSII TSII TSII TSI TSI TSI TSIIIIIN

:boohoo

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i love when people lie to me. makes me want to strangle them.

*frustrated*

[Kitsa]

pub: you know you wouldn't.

[MetalMilitia]

i love when people lie to me.

I find this extremely fascinating please tell me more and add me to your mailing list.

[Grislygus]

Hey how come none of you fags brought the Discworld books to my attention earlier >:

I just finished the second one. It's like a fantasy series I don't feel gay for reading but still feel a little gay for reading in public :(

I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones, so I never wanted to read his books until one of my professors had me sit down and read The Truth and Small Gods, at which point I realized just how much of a wry sumbitch the guy is. Then the inevitable happened and I became a fan, only it takes me an average of four hours to finish a <500 page book and I went and read all of them and now I need more cynical, satiric writing


Also fuck that Aaarg thread, man, fuckers don't like Sam Adams what the hell, man

[Grislygus]

We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Autobaaahn society
We've gained notoriety,
With our games

They call it
impriety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names

But it's not against any religiooon
To want to dispose of a pigeon

[Tadao]

I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones, so I never wanted to read his books until one of my professors had me sit down and read The Truth and Small Gods, at which point I realized just how much of a wry sumbitch the guy is. Then the inevitable happened and I became a fan, only it takes me an average of four hours to finish a <500 page book and I went and read all of them and now I need more cynical, satiric writing

Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

[Dixie]

pub: you know you wouldn't.
I got it!
It's your modesty.
It's sweet and unassuming.

http://www.sandras-online.co.uk/acatalog/ncovers.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

You mean that 'dying' thing he did, right?

[Asila]

Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

He did a lot of stuff for magazines, worked on various adaptations of the Guide (movies and plays and things), did The Meaning of Liff. I love The Meaning of Liff.

I love Douglas Adams too :(

[Kitsa]

I have a cat that's taunting my dog and if she keeps on doing it and driving the dog nuts I've got this horrible urge to lock them in a crate together and see who wins >:(

Of course I wouldn't but the barking is making me lose my mind.

[Tadao]

You mean that 'dying' thing he did, right?

You answer sucks.

[Asila]

Well, besides the 2 other books you mentioned, the Dirk Gently duo.

I-I'm done now.


:love

[Grislygus]

I didn't think anyone else read Dirk Gently

[Tadao]

So yeah, basically he did 3 books after Guide.

[Asila]

Why wouldn't they? The philistines >:

[Tadao]

I wish he did more Dirk Gently. I used to always start at the Adams area in the book store, see nothing new, and walk over to Pratchett to see if his latest is in paperback yet.

[Asila]

Unless you count Salmon of Doubt which is the collection of his stuff that was gathered together after he died. I don't, but you could

[Tadao]

I'll have to get that, I stopped going to his section after he died :(

[Asila]

I like it a lot. It's got the unfinished Dirk Gently in it.

[Kitsa]

I just found 20 bags of pop rocks in my closet (got them to hand out at halloween and handed out frankenberry instead). Any ideas?

[Pub Lover]

None that I think you'd do. :(

:wank

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

After looking at the secret santa thread, I hae come to the conclusion that I am the only good looking one here.


Gasp. You must have a foreign body in your eye then. I :orgasm to my picture the other day.

[Kitsa]

If any of us had anything going for us we wouldn't be here so damned often. :P

[pac-man]

I just found 20 bags of pop rocks in my closet (got them to hand out at halloween and handed out frankenberry instead). Any ideas?

There's always next halloween.

Or get 20 cans of Coke and tempt fate.

[Tadao]

I would love for you to give me a poprock enema.

[Pub Lover]

Do you have a tired dad fetish, Ghost? :eek
I didn't think anyone else read Dirk Gently
Because they are obscure or because they are confusing and silly? >:

pub: you know you wouldn't.
I'm sure I can spare the five minutes it would take to leave you unfulfilled and embarrassed. :love
dirtyxblondexamericanhistoryx, did you not read the mocking comments about you last time you posted a picture?

She is so greasy and slimy it filled her ears and blurred her eyes. :x

This is pretty much the only way she would let me fuck her, so yay for that skeazy hoe's lack of hygiene. :orgasm


Don't worry, Kitsa. I'll do her after letting you down. ;)

[Esuohlim]

I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones

Same here, but then again I can't enjoy any book that isn't satire. I was pretty skeptical about Pratchett (and Gaiman too, I guess) when my friend read Good Omens in about three hours and told me that it was very much like Douglas Adams' writing, but I gave the Colour of Magic a shot and now I can't put these books down. :(

[Grislygus]

It's a lot like Douglas Adams if Adams geared the craziness down a few notches, then got all metacognitive and sociological

with dwarves

[Pub Lover]

Stop cumming on your hands before picking them up. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Hitchhiker's Guide is my absolute favorite book and I seriously wish it was so long it was impossible to finish in a lifetime so I could keep reading and reading and reading and then I can die happy instead of inevitably depressed and alone. And hungry. :tear

[Tadao]

I still haven't read making money and above, if there is an above.

[Esuohlim]

Stop cumming on your hands before picking them up. :rolleyes

:eek

Pub you're a fucking nerd I bet you like this shit too >:

[Tadao]

Hitchhiker's Guide is my absolute favorite book and I seriously wish it was so long it was impossible to finish in a lifetime so I could keep reading and reading and reading and then I can die happy instead of inevitably depressed and alone. And hungry. :tear

Mostly harmless was a failure to me though. :(
It had a lot of good parts in it, but it just felt like he rushed through it to get it out of the way. Like a step child.

[Asila]

I have Making Money but I haven't touched it yet because I didn't like the main character the last time he was used :(

[Pub Lover]

A dude with a samurai sword just attacked the Scientology building in LA? :lol

Pub you're a fucking nerd I bet you like this shit too >:

I have occasionally considered a Discworld to be my favourite book, but I'm in the middle of Making Money & I find it really hard to get through for some reason. :(

That makes it even dirtier, that filthy whore.

:orgasm

[pac-man]

I think the Scientology sword thing happened yesterday.

[RaNkeri]

:oneofthosedays

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c881b.jpg

I think the Scientology sword thing happened yesterday.

Must be a lag on my RSS feed. Still pretty funny, even if it is so fucking old. :(


Show us yer cock, ******! :eek

[Tadao]

I have Making Money but I haven't touched it yet because I didn't like the main character the last time he was used :(

Well then give me your unloved book you jerk.

[Asila]

I love all of my books.

But I was gonna send you Salmon of Doubt anyway so THERE YOU GO YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE

[Kitsa]

Hah, I made the CBC blog today. Awesome.

Corrupting the masses, one national broadcasting station at a time!

[Sam]

Guys, while you are debating religion here in this thread, I am waging a holy battle against moderator (MORE LIKE TYRANT) Milhouse Backwards AND I AM DOING IT ALL FOR YOU SO YOU CAN GROW UP IN A FREE COUNTRY AND NOT LISTEN TO COHEED AND CAMBRIA. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

religion? DON'T MAKE ME SCROLL, FOOL.

[Sam]

DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!

[RaNkeri]

Sam, shouldn't you be playing Gaylo? :rolleyes

[Sam]

RANKERI SHOULDN'T YOU BE CUMMING ALL OVER YOURSELF OVER A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE THAT IS ALMOST TWENTY YEARS OLD? :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

THAT'S WHAT WE OLDER GUYS PLAYED BEFORE PLAYSTATION OR XBOX, KIDDO :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Our dicks? :eek

[ElPila666]

:rolleyes: Books, i rather like reading some comics or find some old animes based on fantasy stories like puss n' boots :love

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519yBhFXR4L._SS500_.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Happy Queen day, guys

[Supafly345]

Are we supposed to pretend we're women too now?

[Guitar Woman]

yes

[Tadao]

If ZeldaQueen wasn't an admin on that forum sig of hers, I would swear up and down it was JeanetteX

[Dixie]

There's lamb meat stuck in my teeth.

[pac-man]

Cooked or raw?

[Pub Lover]

They both have real life Asburgers, not just internet asspie-headedness. :(

I like how they both don't get jokes. Except when it is my jokes. Because I're unfunny enough already and don't need what I say to be taken seriously as my beliefs by crazy wimmin. :(

[Guitar Woman]

I had lamb last night :o

The best part was the skin because I seasoned the shit out of it :(

[Tadao]

They both have real life Asburgers, not just internet asspie-headedness. :(

I like how they both don't get jokes. Except when it is my jokes. Because I're unfunny enough already and don't need what I say to be taken seriously as my beliefs by crazy wimmin. :(

The quoting the person directly above you thing too.

[Kitsa]

Pub: I believe you about the gay part.

Y/N?

[Ploxtrot]

If ZeldaQueen wasn't an admin on that forum sig of hers, I would swear up and down it was JeanetteX
Remember Madonna? :lol

[Tadao]

I do! But I don't remember you... that's kinda sad :(

LOL JKING I REMEMBER YOU BUDDY!

whoisthisguy

[Asila]

Hey turn that frown upside down immediately before I get raged over the internet, Mr.

I have a whole new reason to love Sherlock.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/jaimies-bad-day.jpg
Mostly harmless was a failure to me though. :(
It had a lot of good parts in it, but it just felt like he rushed through it to get it out of the way. Like a step child.
Tru dat.

Hey shithead, please read the PM that was sent to you when you signed up.
You got that one, T?

Don't want to step on your toes.

Haha, mod overlap. ;)

[Tadao]

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!

[Asila]

:lol

[Tadao]

That lolimal is great though. It's been a long time since I've seen a unique one.

[Tadao]

Every time I hit on Shrub she hides for a month :(

DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO CALLING YOU UGLY!

[Pub Lover]

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!

Us mods have to stick together! Teach these newbs their place, amirite! ;)

[Tadao]

Totally

[Asila]

I like the ending of Mostly Harmless, which is about it. I'm still partially irritated that Adams spent so much of the last years of his life trying to make the first book into a movie and look what we ended up with oh god I'm such a nerd help me


Every time I hit on Shrub she hides for a month :(

DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO CALLING YOU UGLY!

She'll be back.

[Dixie]

I made a pee pee, mommy.

[Kitsa]

We got some sort of new collar that's supposed to train the dog not to bark. Whenever she barks (which is whenever she'd rather be tear-assing through the house, destroying everything in sight, than sitting quietly in her crate playing with her toys), it releases a burst of nontoxic lemon scent. The dog is supposed to dislike the lemon scent and learn not to bark.

I think my dog might like the smell of lemons. :(

[Dixie]

Shock collars are fun.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I didn't want to go the shock collar route. :( I hate that we have to do anything at all but the barking is driving us insane. We'd let her out of the crate more often, but she keeps eating stuff she shouldn't.

[Pub Lover]

Don't puppies need to be given a lot of attention to get them to act right?
have you considered that being a guy one day you are gonna pay a doctor to stick their fingers on your ass to check your prostate :\ i hope technology saves me from that
Had it! :eek

It isn't so bad. :x

You just gotta relax. :orgasm
What if your Dr. is a woman?
It was! :eek


She didn't want to go out for drinks after. :(

She said maybe next time and I was all "HAHA! YOU'RE NOT THAT HOT, DOCTOR LADY!" >:

She winked so I think I hurt her feelings. :(

[Pub Lover]

No apostrophe I think Tadao
Aslia the Prescriptive Descriptivator! :rawr
I wish I could say it has never happened to me. The first time is bad, after that.., it's still bad. I offered to buy dinner, got a little laugh. Or if you ask how they did that with both hands on your shoulders, you'll get a laugh.

WE'RE JOKE BUDDIES! :love

*JOKEBUDDIESHUG*

[Kitsa]

Seeing as she's to be my service dog, she has an unparalleled amount of attention. Even through her crate training, her crate is right in the center of all activity in the house so she'll never feel excluded or left out. I'm with her all day. She goes on long walks, has toys galore and watches the children's public television station.

Unfortunately, she's a breed that's highly intelligent and susceptible to boredom, and she's a bit spoiled. She's come to believe that she's entitled to all of the attention, all of the time. If she's going to be tethered to me, she needs to learn how to be relatively unobtrusive, and since she's still a puppy she's not very good at that :(

It's hard to remember she's still less than 6 months old because she's so freaking huge.

[Tadao]

Yeah, Ceaser would yell at you.

[Pub Lover]

cause i have big hands :D

What a coincidence, I have a small penis. :eek

We should make out. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Too bad most of the world saw the election only from a liberal media's bias.

Look who is back! :eek

I bet this is because his dog ran away due to a lack of peanut butter. :(


I find that I am often confused and saddened when I am hearing that people say that the media is liberal, and they mean left wing, as I think the opposite. :confused :(

I am such a crazy Commie. :lol


GIVE ME ALL YOUSE MONEY SO I BUY MESE SOME DRINK >:

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/jaimies-bad-day.jpg



:lol

[glowbelly]

i think i miss out on a lot of what pub is saying when i don't look at this thread.

[Shrubfest]

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

[Pub Lover]

Too much sleaze in the tubes. :x

i think i miss out on a lot of what pub is saying when i don't look at this thread.

'Miss out' or 'thankfully avoid'? ;)

Agreed. The Nick shows now are stupid, like iCarly.
ANGRY FASCE

iCarly is very funny. :(

Also, Jennette Mccurdy is really cute. :awwww

[glowbelly]

i'm stickin with the original

[Tadao]

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Heh, I have that effect.

[Tadao]

Shrub is a bush I'd like to be in!

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

G'NIGHT, BITCHES :rolleyes

[Tadao]

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Thanks for the special pics Shrub ;)

[Kitsa]

I have to do a ton of holiday baking tomorrow because the boyfriend volunteered me :(

In that spirit, I dedicate the following impossibly cute commercial to pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ

[Tadao]

I LIKE THE WAY KITSA TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON!

[Kitsa]

WAY TO MISS CULTURAL REFERENCES.

[Asila]

I'M GONNA ROLL MY EYES AT ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HERE IN A MINUTE

[Tadao]

ROLL WITH IT

[MetalMilitia]

I LIKE CATS

[Pub Lover]

Show us yer cat, MM! :eek

[MetalMilitia]

I don't have one anymore :eek

[MetalMilitia]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

Does your wife not like cats, Stefan?

[Pub Lover]

Hey MetalMilitia, I have this weird idea that your name is a variant of Steven. How misguided am I?
I understand your disappointment to a degree. I remember feeling similarly when they gave Mario that water jetpack in Super Mario Sunshine. And while it changed things up, it didn't shake the foundations of the franchise, and the game was still quite good.
Hey Hey! I like you ******! :D
i have some weed right now :( it's dense and awesome looking.
I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.
I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.
also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood



Opiates make my veins itch and I hate that feeling. :x

I even get it from eating anything with poppy seeds, but I like the food too much to care at that point.>:

Oh god, I'm so fat. :(

[pac-man]

Pub, you a crazy ******.

[MetalMilitia]

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

[kahljorn]

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

you prepare weed by smoking it :(

what does your weed look like?

[Kitsa]

my mom is allergic to poppyseeds and almost died- it gave her pneumonia similar to Legionnaire's Disease. Be careful, Pub. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you a crazy ******.
This sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver. :eek
It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.
Stephen is one of the worst offenders for name spelling after John and Dave, I mean damn. Do you answer to Steve? I think of your kitty face and I think Steve.
you prepare weed by smoking it :(
That is so funny because I never managed to roll my own that ever lit. :(
what does your weed look like?
I got it out of the freezer to take it's picture but I only have a webcam at the moment that is so low-resolution that you couldn't tell it from a casserole.

I think it looks like cabbage leaves. It smells of minted peas, so it is probably so freezer-burned that it wouldn't work anyway.
Be careful, Pub. :(
That is really anti to my gameplan. Sorry, Honey. :kisses

[Pub Lover]

I watch way too much late night TV

You could use that time to take pictures of your schlong to send to me, Darling. :yum

[DevilWearsPrada]

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

[kahljorn]

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

[Asila]

Oh man I really shoulda slept before hanging out in this airport for 2 hours.

[Grislygus]

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

[RaNkeri]

Wycliffe theme kicks ass, guys :eek