I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

Exclamation (examples: wow and whoa)
Adjective
Period Of Time

[executioneer]

oh snap
crabby
golden age of cinema

-willie

[liquidstatik]

golden age of cinema
Awesome answer.

[jin]

:O!
Flying
Recess

:o

[liquidstatik]

I dun think :O would count. :(

[liquidstatik]

Ima make 6 things per post just to make faster:

Work Place
Adverb
Verb Ed
Exclamation
Animal
A Friend

[executioneer]

well you could try it out and see if its any good and if it isnt' just put somethiung else :eek

-willie

[liquidstatik]

I dun think this madlib is going anywhere lol. :(

[jin]

:O!

:<

HAEhHAEhAHEhA

How about "Hol' Up."?

;D

[liquidstatik]

That'd work! ;O

[executioneer]

ajim's children's sweatshop
scantily
fucked
OH BOTHER
black person
mister fart

-willie

[liquidstatik]

nevermind

[executioneer]

wtf

-willie

[liquidstatik]

Part Of A Building
Animal
Body Part
Number
Period Of Time
A Board Game

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/bobsagat.jpg :/

-willie

[Esuohlim]

SO IS THERE A >: LIB GOING ON NOW?

[executioneer]

dining room
dog
dick
fuck shit 22
space age
travel don't wake daddy

-willie

[executioneer]

loo >: lib :lol

-willie

[Esuohlim]

BATHROOM
ZEBRA
RETINA
ZERO
GOLDEN AGE
PARCHEESI

[liquidstatik]

Period Of Time
Body Part
Verb Ed
Adjective
Liquid
Emotion

This is fucking long. LOL. :(

[executioneer]

walt disney's reign of terror
butthole
shitted
erogenous
diarrhea
fucking pissed off

-willie

[Esuohlim]

JAZZ AGE
HAIR
OPENED
MORONIC
VOMIT
MAD >:

[executioneer]

preturbed isn't a liquid :/

-willie

[liquidstatik]

Suburb
Number
Period Of Time
Place
Job
Place

[executioneer]

aurora, illinois
200 shitty fuck
back in the summer of '69
the chode
floor-waxer
up a cow's ass

-willie

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, I accidentally put two emoticons :o

I'M GONG TO SAY AURORA SINCE IT WAS IN WAYNE'S WORLD :o
1-800-CALL-SAM
FRENCH RENAISSANCE
OUTER SPACE
GYNOCOLOGIST
OFFICE

[liquidstatik]

IT'S FUCKING FINISHED!

READY? :(

[Esuohlim]

GOODY

[executioneer]

gospeedgo

-willie

[Esuohlim]

Hurry up it's 4:30am here and I need sleeps :(

[liquidstatik]

When You Eat A Friend's Meat Snack

On a tastey monday I was sitting on the penis tossing my shoe and suddenly princess burst through the door. oh snap! ! What's the matter? I asked him. You know what? What? I had a really smelly golden age of cinema at ajim's children's sweatshop . He then freshly fucked over to the refridgerator. SON OF A BITCH! What's the matter now? Did you eat my black person ? You have a black person ? It was JESUS wasn't it. JESUS ate it didn't he, he ate the whole of MY black person all by himself! screamed princess . JESUS then boned through the the bassment . He had a huge robot tucked under his retina . Hey, you owe me a black person . said princess to JESUS . No. give me that robot you got there. No way! I couldn't see this ending in the next 5 space age unless I did something about it. Why don't you two play parcheesi and whoever wins gets to keep the robot . I suggested. They both agreed. 7 jazz age imto the game and it was butt hole and butt hole . Eventually princess got the edge. JESUS could see that he was losing and opened moronic diarrhea over the game and it was declared a draw. princess was very fucking pissed off at this and made himself heard throughout all of the aurora . The argument continued for 200 french renaissance more. princess got sick of JESUS and moved to the chode to be a gynocologist and JESUS stayed in up a cow's ass and did nothing.


Moral: When you are wrong in eating someone elses black person you could make them move to the chode to become a gynocologist .

[executioneer]

yah i am inpatient :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

opps i think we made a mistake on the time periods :lol

-willie

[liquidstatik]

Yeah. I think yer supposed to do things like '1983' and shit. :(

[executioneer]

no i think it meant like "hour" and "second" :/

that one wasn't so great but it had moments :/

Hey, you owe me a black person . said princess to JESUS . No. give me that robot you got there

is pretty funny :lol

-willie

[Esuohlim]

It might be seconds and minutes and stuff. :o

[liquidstatik]

I thought it was funny when he was sitting on the penis tossing his shoe. :( But yeah.. some of it sucked. Not worth the amount of work we put into it. >:


GET ON AIM WILLIE CAUSE NOBODY IS ONLINE FOR ME TO TALK TO :'(

Sry milhouse yer not allowed cause yer AIM is broked. :(

[executioneer]

yeah thats what I said :/

WELL SHOULD WE CALL IT A NIGHT? :D

-willie

[executioneer]

oh all RIGHT >:

-willie

[liquidstatik]

WELL... FOR MADLIBS, YES. :( I'm still gonna stay on AIM and SOCOM for a while. :O

[executioneer]

ohh, hell no this thread stays at the TOP

-willie

[executioneer]

thank god for mom and dad for stickin' two together cause we don't know howwww

-willie

[executioneer]

you think you've got it oh you think you've got it but got it just don't get it when there's nothing at awwwawwwawwwalll

-willie

[executioneer]

dont want to meet your daddy, just want you in my caddy
dont want to meet your mamma, just want to make you come-a

i'm just bein' honest

-willie

[executioneer]

shake it ssh shh shake it like a polaroid picture

-willie

[executioneer]

you know what to doooo

-willie

[executioneer]

perhaps you had better start from the beginning

-willie

[executioneer]

turnnnn me on yeah
well an electric head all over

-willie

[executioneer]

get inside a get in there
a evil in your eyes baby id ont care

-willie

[executioneer]

look i know the supernatureal is something that isn't supposed to happen but it does happen

-willie

[executioneer]

eye for an eye or tooth for a tooth I aint never seen a demon so feeling

-willie

[executioneer]

yeahh devil man devil man callin
devil man devil man arunnin in my head yeah

-willie

[executioneer]

demon got to drink my soul a mother fucker fo a bitch yeah

-willie

[executioneer]

it is not heresy
and i will not recant

-willie

[executioneer]

yeah i remember her saying, i'm already dead

well today i want you each to stand up and hold your hands in some stupid ceremony

you're gonna get up and scream

you're gonna get up and burn an x in your head

-willie

[executioneer]

come on come on the motherfucker's on fire
cut thru the bone and cut thru the wiire

-willie

[executioneer]

yes lord yes lord hallelujah lord

-willie

[executioneer]

i can't approach to watcha ll this horror unwind;

i walk a line
i walk a line

I'm already dead I'm already dead I'm already dead I'm already dead

-willie

[executioneer]

deux ex machina baby saya lord of the ENGINE

-willie

[executioneer]

creature of the wheel, and the lord of the infernal engines

-willie

[executioneer]

lo brothers and sisters, i ask you to look at him
does he have the marks? do you see them?
no

-willie

[executioneer]

i just said up yours, baby :hat

-willie

[executioneer]

hung low like a whore
devil want some more
cuban bought a gun
and gonna blow the fuck up

-willie

[executioneer]

yeah i want it
yeah i need it
yeah i love it
yeah electric head in yo head in yo head in yo head in yeeow

-willie

[executioneer]

watch yo mouth man
I'll say any damn thing i want >:

-willie

[executioneer]

death is on tghe midway
gambling in souls

-willie

[executioneer]

theres alot of people running now
i could run
yeah theres a lot of people running now
it's right to run

-willie

[executioneer]

the animals they want to kill
anyone
ANYTIME

-willie

[executioneer]

<no comprehensible lyrics>

-willie

[executioneer]

yeah well i am the astro-creep
a demolition-style hell america's freak yeah

-willie

[executioneer]

more human than human
more human than human
more human than human
more human than human
more human than human
more human than human

-willie

[executioneer]

yeah i'm drifting slowly
going close enough to the sky

-willie

[executioneer]

uh get behind the wheel i'm gonna
driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ve

-willie

[executioneer]

get it onnnn
get it onnn
get it onnnn

-willie

[executioneer]

goin' down deep into the hole
for love of a demon-angel

-willie

[executioneer]

opps too lazy to do anymore white zombie lyrics :(

-willie

[executioneer]

IN YOUR FACE, REST OF MOCK WARS FORUM

IN YOUR FACE!
-willie

[executioneer]

no >:

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

Go to bed

[executioneer]

NO

-willie

[executioneer]

this is the longest thread outside of general blabber and the music forums and i'm guarding it withmy life >:

-willie

[executioneer]

grrr >:

-willie

[HickMan]

Am I still allowed to post in this thread?

[ScruU2wice]

ok guys i'm back :)

[HickMan]

hey

[ScruU2wice]

i have to go study for finals in a couple minutes so i guess im gonna have to go :(

[executioneer]

hey guys did you see this

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9267

its funny and all but scarey

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

:lol at willies defiance of filters

[ScruU2wice]

:eek internet witchcraft :eek

anime vaginas can't talk

[executioneer]

and they even filter baby words like hate and suck >: wtf is this, a g-rated movie >:

-willie

[executioneer]

but for some reason, "crap" got thru

...and "spic" :lol

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

what happens if you type it differently? like cr ap...

[executioneer]

no no, crap the filter was fine with
spic the filter was fine with
"hate", a word i've never seen filtered EVER was not ok :/

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

crap I gotta go study... :x

i'll work on this later...

[executioneer]

i'm pretty sure i used "kike" spelled correctly in a few previews too and it didn't catch it :lol

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

maybe its overworked chimps in room full of cigarette smoke filtering out these words :(

[executioneer]

yeah a thousand chimps at a thousand keyboards typing out words taht are offensive and get filtered :lol and eventually, they ALL will get filtered :D

-willie

[Schimid]

hey whats up guys i'm back let's get this party started!!!!

p.s. not too hard though i have a date in three hours

but is it really a date :eek if i buy her a movie ticket it is :eek we will drink coffee and she'll say "i hate coffee it tastes like chalk"

[Mr. Vagiclean]

LOL FUCKIN-AB :lol


I AIN'T GONNA READ ALL 25 PAGES FO THIS, LET'S JUST PLAY SOME TETRIS MOTHERFUCKERS :)


SCHIMID, GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE WITH TEH HOTTAYA

[executioneer]

YEAH GOOD LUCK WHY DONT YOU TRY THE OLD YAWN AND PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER TRICK THAT ONE'S SURE TO GET YOU TO SECOND BASE >:

-willie

[executioneer]

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES

who knew we would make it so far, and so fast :(

-willie

[Drev]

I got a hangnail now. :(

[executioneer]

i'm sorry :( if its at all the fault of this thread, just remember we have NO HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE >: (slams door)

-willie

[executioneer]

(opens door a crack) <whispers> I'm sorry I've been having emotions problems :( (shuts door again)

-willie

[Matt Harty]

What is this crap?

[liquidstatik]

GOOD AFTERNOON, FOLKS!

I just woke up. :o

[HickMan]

GOOD AFTERNOON, SLEEPYHEAD!

[HickMan]

I ATE ANOTHER DOUGHNUT :( KRISPY KREME IS YUM

[Big Papa Goat]

KRISPY KREME KOFFEE :eek

[Sam]

I JUST WOKE UP AS WELL! TIME TO EAT SOME CHICKEN! :)

[HickMan]

FROM THE HEAT BOX?

[Sam]

OH YES, THE HEAT BOX!!! :)

OMGYOUREMEMBERED!!!!!! ^_^

[camacazio]

Seems I should get some breakfast.

[Rongi]

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black
got a little lady walk that street
tellin' all the boys she can't be beat
twenny dollah bill ( i can set you straight )
meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be late
man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
floozies in the lobby love the way I sell: HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT RITZ
HOT ZITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT WRISTS
HOT SOOTS

[soundtest]

holy fuck :eek

25 pages in less than 24 hrs. that has to be a record

[Rongi]

edit: shit :(

[HickMan]

CALL ME STEVE

[Rongi]

WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS ON THE TOP >:

[HickMan]

NO DOUBT

[Rongi]

STUPID MARYLIN THREAD FULL OF IDIOTS AND MOES >:

[liquidstatik]

YEAH, MARILYN SHOULD LEAVE THE INTERENT :HINTS

[Rongi]

SHUT UP :lol

[liquidstatik]

SOMEBODY START A MADLIB! 8-)

[Rongi]

I just listiened to Hot Rats five times :eek

In a row :eek

I'm gonna be def when I get older :(

[Rongi]

PS MO IS SHORT FOR HOMO :eek

[liquidstatik]

>__< ANIME FASAE #2

[liquidstatik]

Edited because people got mad. :(

[Matt Harty]

Edit: nevermind

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Sam]

HEY HEY EVERYBODY!!! I'M AT WORK!

[liquidstatik]

WHERE DO YEW WORK MISTAR SAMMY? :D

[Sam]

At this gardening supply store place. I'm doing inventory so I get to be on the computer! :)

[liquidstatik]

GARDENS R 4 FAGS :ROLLEYES








J/K SAM :D

[HickMan]

NO DOUBT

[HickMan]

THIS ONE'S ON TOP

[liquidstatik]

I WISH FEELEVIL WAS HERE TO FREESTYLE TO US ;(

[HickMan]

REMEMBER BILE DRIVER?? HE WAS COOL :(

[Sam]

It's a good thing you said you were just kidding Liquid, or I would have felt bad and been hurt. :tear

[HickMan]

MR.SARCASTIC WAS SNAPPY!

[Big McLargehuge]

Tucson may be crappy desert, but it is cool cause i can swim in january :0

[Cap'n Crunch]

From: Dr. Boogie
To: Cap'n Crunch
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 2:25 pm
Subject: Posting porn
One more like that, and you'll be banned for three months.

:lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

OMG, RUBIN STUDDARD IS ON TV.

[Cap'n Crunch]

BEER BEER BEER FOOTBALL TITS FOOTBALL FAGGOTS BEER FOOTBALL

[HickMan]

DILBERT! :O

[Rongi]

DICKMAN :lol

[HickMan]

RonGAY! :lol

[HickMan]

SRY :( I FELT BAD :(

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[Rongi]

crime time live

[Rongi]

CRIME

[HickMan]

GO PLAY SOCOM :(

[feelevil]

N MUTHAFUCKAZ SAY >I< TALKD 2 MUCH BACK IN THA DAY??? BULLLLLLLLSHIT YO

but i b feelin dis werd werd werd

PEACE.


sl;jkdfakl;jfd;l;;;;;

http://www.musclehedz.com/images/toons/driveby.jpg

[Sam]

Grace us with an ill rhyme or two, Mister Feelevil sir.

[camacazio]

I haven't posted in 4 pages! :(

[HickMan]

YOUR DUMB STUPID :<

[liquidstatik]

BUMP!

[feelevil]

:)

IS THIS THING ON??! IS THIS THING ON?!

muthafuck what happened to this bitch since i been gone!>

fuckin tubesock n mad max n marilyn 666
evry last 1 a whiny ass bitch
lotida tha shemale n Stoppa crack alley ho
n jeanX fighting fucking characters like her life depends on it yo

HEY FUCKTARD HEY FUCKTARD
bitch what is dat??
suck dis dick fo daddy
n u'll know where itz at

pass the blunt yo i jus teasin gettin my feet wet
cuz none of these punkz b worthy 2 step
in tha past yall called me spamming and flooding and shit
but surely my weakest iz betta than dis

so hellz no sorry man dont got 2 much 2 say
unless JIN* wants 2 show up n throw shit my way


;)

PEACE.

[HickMan]

DAMN, DOGG! WHATU BEEN UP 2, NIGGA? BOY IS K 2 COME UP IN DIS JOINT AN' TALK SHIT 2 DA NOOBS, YO.

sorry :(

[ScruU2wice]

time to eat :)

[jin]

Feelevilee is back and I guess its that time again;
Been missin you, you ******;
Just reminiscing bout the fun we had;
Even yo old days of yellin and frontin';
These fake ass posters being fake ass posers;
We need some proper style in this bullshit, yo holla;
Less funnier now and all jokes;
Quotes all from their video;
Monotonous Material;
Hard to steer through, yo;
We gotta bring back the new old school Geee;
Stop this frontin;
All this Trickin;
By Spittin' and rippin' against all these Generics;
Geriatrics;
(No offense to adventure, yo ;D);
You have no fuckin' idea;
The difficulty we all have now;
To have to wade through all this repetition;
All day, every day;
how- trying to find something worth readinee;
Something worth a laugh or two;
Some thing to discuss without the crazee;
Its all the same ol same ol shitee;
So now you better make them all pay;
Bring some flair;
Some skill to this ol' loo an' loo;
It's only fair;
Yeah, Hows all the groceree soccer momees anyway yo?;
//Rock out! ;D

HAEhHAEhAHEhAHEhAEhAEHHAEhHAEh

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:lol

FUCK YO THIS THREAD IS TOO ******ISH FOR ME, MAD STUPID FUN TOO MAFAKA >:

[liquidstatik]

You ruined the flow, vagiclean. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

FUCK YOU STAT >: , YOU WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO "THROWING SHIT MY WAY" OR RHYMING IN MY HARD RAP-BATTLED FACE

[ScruU2wice]

pace yourself buddy...

[feelevil]

aaaawwww YE JIN* back in dis muthafucka!

but excuse me... wit no disrespect 2 tha east side

"TOO ******ISH FOR YOU?"
wtf say dat aint true
can only speak fo myself, but hangin on ur every word iz all i ever do :tear

http://www.gihealth.com/images/imgEsophagusYeast.gif
Figure 1 - Mr. Vagiclean

now tha grocery store yo
be betta than ever
welfare moms put out
or they get fucking THROWN out, cuz yo dey knowwwwww
biological clocks b ticking n those bitches best b lickin
n i best b spendin their child support on 40s

MATT HARTY MATT HARTY
answer yo cell phone
got a big ass booty bitch for ya
n damn that nigga likes 2 bone

shit aint lookin too pretty
vagiclean needs monistat 7>> STAT

liquidstatik dun b so dramatic
this shit cant get no worse
no place 2 go but UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppp
in this muthafucka

GENERICS GENERICS GENERICS
got somethin 2 say?
:) or
>: or
:( ?
come out n playyyyy

n willie dun mean 2 hijack ur thread>>> but sum of dis shit jus needs 2 be said!

PEACE>>>

[HickMan]

How was I? Was I good?

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/obj/t11/f1/promise.jpg

[HickMan]

OMG ITS THA CLAW! :eek LOOK BEHIND YOU!

[jin]

Vagiclean, yo I hear what the evilee is sayin';
Shut yo' mouth bizziatch yo;
Most skip your stuff that you just GOTTA play;
Just up an outta here 'fore some gizzat is fo shizzat busted in yo glizzat ho;
You aint been in this game;
hell, no game none game dont game;
Leave us the hell alone oh;
Feel's it wasnt just yesterday i was sayin i wish feelevil would quit beein gone;
He done get up run off he went left us all alone;
Now he's back and i be repentin for the things i say;
Shit, with him back now we can play;
Just dont go back to makin me regret these things that i say hey?; ;D
Willie, the large man yo, best of the best;
Beats the rest in the stakes bestin the best from the west;
Broadcastin coast to coastee;
Kitties and the diet Fartkins ho;
I too apologise for this hijackinee;
Cept with all this lovin and rocking between the two of us;
Feelevillee and mee;
There aint no tension or shit to spit yo;
So hows about i just say a lil' so-an-so;
How your still stuck wit the welfare momee;
Cause you game has been played out yo;
You burn out gee;
Strung out;
Hit up;
Rolled Out;
And now you start attackin meep;
Then this can be a proper battlee, Yo;

//PEACE

AEHHAEhaHEhAEHHAEhaHEaE

[Sam]

BUMP! :)

[feelevil]

KLJ:KL:SJ:::;;;

ahhhh JIN* that's who i wuz lookin 4
but i fear son... u be sorry if u open that door
cuz since i been gone u been silent
n i fear u wont be able to deal wit tha violence

u n chojin n this :love LOVE :love mentality
makin me question u boyz' sexuality
n i dun wanna do time for hittin a girl
or is it u that wearz tha pants in dis gaylationship?

nah man>>> yo i b feeling guilty already>>>

mebbe i jus send Johannas ur way?
to give u sum practice?
cuz lv 3 tiger genocide does damage>>>
n i fear u cant manage
or block in tha corner
like a lil skoolgirl

dealin wit tha tentacles of FEELEVIL
muthafuckaz go DOWN
n i gots money that says u can lick up nut like tha rest of 'em

:nutinbutluv

Yo.

[Esuohlim]

MAD LIBS??!?!

[liquidstatik]

I have one. But I dun wanna interupt the freestyle battle. :o

[liquidstatik]

I guess ther done fer now.


Adjective Est
French Or Kiss
Pair Of Clothing

[The Retro Kat]

Biggest
Kiss
Swatsika

[camacazio]

smallest
french
pants

[jin]

Oh I am sorry!;
I didnt know you started at all;
Didnt hear your fussin' an' rantin' all along the side;
Yo' man johannos or whatever?;
Shit nikka, you could do better;
You better do better;
He is more impotent than the clintons;
Posterboy for the gay cowboy movies;
Tell him to go rub Afflecks legs;
Go higher;
Move on ol' Bens pecks;
Or is he just going to stick up a picture from fark;
"YOU JUST AIN'T TEH SECKS";
Schoolgirl you say?;
Gimme Go-Go Anyday;
"You wanna penetrate me?";
Ima penetrate you;
With the Yubarii style;
Spin the disk;
Bust out the 'licks;
Chop all yo' dicks with the mad spinning chain playee;
I can just imagine you walkin' a-down the street;
With your mad homie jo-hanson;
You see some bleached whale of a trash-white;
You turn to your crew jo-;
"Yo baby - IMA TAP THAT ASS";
NO.;
You can go for that yo;
Cause then you say;
"Least Im Straight!"
If that's what gets you all mad-love in the head;
The thought of momma from waterboy givin you said head;
Hell, Gimme a plate of depp, johnny any-day;
Those you roll with are the lowest of the low;
And i dont remember you postin anymore than i have, ho;

//ENTER

AHEhAEHaHEhHEhHEhaHEhaHE

[ScruU2wice]

Biggest
Kiss
Swatsika

swastika*

BURN

thats for correcting all my spelling mistakes

[feelevil]

u talkin trash bout me n my crew??
want i should call wiffles? then what u gonna do?

yo.. i be first 2 admit that johannas be lacking
what he missin in skill he makes up in ass kissing
i just figured u rusty>>dun mean no bad>>
freestylin takes practice>>not lurkin like u have

BEEN

now true i been gone>>> ummm wait... or have i??
u may know me under sum other guise>>
i could b a generic>> want another clue?
hellz this b fight club n all, mebbe im you!
(just bein curius>>>u gots a crush on pitt too?)

see tha FEELEVIL ARMY went covert for awhile
but now it be back>>> n this warfare got style
clean up ur act yo, i make room for u too
i think therez a position of Jr. PUNK open, maybe 2

now no more frontin>> no more smilies>>
no more pussyfootin...time 2 begin>
n hurtin ur feelings gonna feel like a sin
but ur shit b played out like ur pirate avatar
n this shit can only go so far
HEAVEN AND HELL? muthafuck say hi to C:\, Toadie, Generic, they ur neighbors
yo u can unleash the 'friendship'>>or whiney 'babality'
but know i gonna do u no less than fatality
my hos?? damn whale bitch be way more than u can handle>>
but, fess up yo, the real reason be cuz she dont got a "handle"
these nasty bitches may not b heaven sent
but i aint no fool>> who u think payz my rent?

but YO....u mad on tha kill bill references i see?>>
never took u for tha kind to like white boy wet dreamz

sall good tho> no bloodshed, yo
the real u im gettin to know>>
the man behind all the italics and pink
or white boy trapped in body of chink?

REPREZENT

[HickMan]

YO G'S AN Z'S
I JUST GO STUNG BY A BEE
THE SLAVES ARE FREE
THEY SURE CAN PEE
WHEN I'M ON A RIDE I SAY WEE
NOBODY HERE NEEDS A GUIDE
I JUST CUT OFF A BEAR'S HIDE
DIS KAT IS JIVE
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUKIN RAT
I HATE BATS
WHATS UP WIT DAT?

[jin]

Whats that?
Again i heard you speakin'?;
And listening this time to what you're saying;
I can see you gave it your all;
Some bein funny - im laughing;
But you still just same ol' evilee drawl;
You offer the position "Jr. Punk"?;
Well i wanna be commander of the rank;
Dont worry though, ill keep your ****** ass cause "you got spunk";
Kid;
I dont remember you practising no freestyling at all;
Myself - theres no point preachin to most of these young ******s;
Dont know the difference between truth and flair;
Just dont got much "up there";
I play a different game to your cheap ass ways;
Dont need to pimp myself to commonfolk to pay my wages;
And be proud of it on the internet of all places!;
Without your metal arms jax you aint shit;
So just settle for a bit;
Ill admit the avatars gettin old;
And my schtick of whining like carni is sold and sold;
But I member when you were just a lil' forum tyke;
Anywho like metallica? Im black! hey! I do!;
Now its all gangsta and tupac;
Who do you think killed that ****** and biggie too?;
Your armys a tad old;
And they all lack respect;
Who you got?;
Jo-hanson and wiffles?;
Ones too awesome to fight and the other too gay;
Not in that order;
Yo! feelevilee;
What happened to your feelgood and feelwhateveree?;
Bape - Ill admit is the best of the bunch;
But you really gotta hide behind the faces of fakes cause you too scared to postee?;
Ta final note for y'all while im still in a calm enough mood;
To pull a "friendship" or rock a "babality" you gotta win first;
Something you just cant achieve, yo;
And oh Pitt, mmmmmmmmmmm tasty oh!;

//Switch

;>

AHEhAEHHAEhAHEhAEHHEhaE

[HickMan]

I'm out of my leauge

[MEATMAN]

I think my brain is going to ooze out my ears.

[executioneer]

opps i forgot no fighting :lol

-willie

[HickMan]

It means he's gay >:

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/9-21802.jpg

WORD LIFE

[HickMan]

x :/

[camacazio]

What happened to madlibs?

[Big Papa Goat]

nown

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I feel so raped by these words that sounds alike, i forgot to feed my kyke! :).....who eh, is STABBED BY A PIKE >:

I AM POET AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT MAFAKA :explode

[feelevil]

damn right i got spunk kid>>
lotsa spunk right here>>
oopsie did i get it in ur eye like last year?

but yo>> scared most of these young bitches will put u in ur place?
what happened to u jin?
this candy ass shits a disgrace
u dun pimp urself to commonfolk to pay ur wage?
just get pimped by a corporation to harass them all day?
damn g... put it like dat... n i feel like such a...a... a whore>>>
1 sec "YO, i KNOW you bought more 40z bitch or else yo ass going back to tha store!"

sorry where were we?
aw ye u know BAPE!
kids got a good heart
unlike all tha fakes
time n a place>
n they serve a purpose>
more fun than moping and crying and lurking?

yo glad to see u remember when i was a forum tyke>>
cuz i remember back before u was dyke
remember? i had a bouncing burger avatar
who killed tupac and biggie? u? man i know u not lettin me off with that 1>

b-b-but>> 'while u still in a calm mood', tho?
jin u feel THE PAIN IS A COMING again> its startin to show
gettin frustrated? breakin a sweat?
its ok u big bad i-mockery vet>
take a nap> take a breather>> a break from the game>
then when u feel up to it, bust out the keyboard n spit more of the same>

feelwhateveree was feelneutral, G> how i be feelin right now how i feelin for u right now, see
feelconcerned>
cuz i know this aint be ur all> u on tha fence yo>> why u like sittin on the fence..?
i think its time for u to get ur ass down here n at least try to represent>
cuz if this all u got>> man it does hurt>> we're livin in the past>> ur flows napped in tha dirt>>
lemme fire up the emulator>wtf this is just space invaders
oh well its a classic?
what did i expect>>
its shit b tired but hey! >least the font colors not wack

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[camacazio]

30 pages please :(

[liquidstatik]

^_~ ANIME FASE #3

[camacazio]

That's the spirit! :(

[Anonymous]

WORD LIFE (http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=0229995A-4A53-11D8-B843-B3EE4054966E)

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[camacazio]

I'm watching the brak show.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/WTF.jpg

[liquidstatik]

In total there are 6 users online :: 3 Registered, 0 Hidden and 3 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ]
Most users ever online was 49 on Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:23 pm
Registered Users: liquidstatik, MK IV, Sam

HEY SAM! :D

[Sam]

HEY LIQUIDSTATIK!!! ;D

[liquidstatik]

WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS AT THE TOP :O I'LL START A MADLIB. :( BUT IT'LL ONLY BE US TWO PLAYING SO DUN MAKE IT SUCK >:

KAY? :D

[Sam]

I WILL DO MY BEST CAPTAIN!

[liquidstatik]

Far Away Place
Girls Name
Adjective

[Sam]

A singapore brothel
Roberta
Sickly

[Sam]

OMG FOUR POSTS AWAY FROM THE BIG 500!

[liquidstatik]

Adjective
Boys Name
Piece Of Clothing

[Sam]

Monsterous
Jacques
Left Ankle Sock

[liquidstatik]

Number
Past Tense Verb
Exclamation

[Sam]

500
discharged
SHAZZAM!

[Big McLargehuge]

I am ruining your party :lol

[liquidstatik]

6 AT A TIME! :eek

Adjective
Place
Body Part
Adjective
Adjective
Noun

[Sam]

Nahcho Cheesier
Sam's 500th post party!
Spleen
homely
robotic
sauce

[liquidstatik]

THESE ARE THE LAST OF EM! :o

Piece Of Clothing
Piece Of Clothing
Exclamation
Body Part
Body Part
Plural Noun
Verb

[Sam]

Lepard skin speedo
knee pads
BEJEESUS!
LEFT EAR
RIGHT TESTICLE
SOCKS
masticate

OMG 500TH POST! YAY! :party :party :party :party :rave :rave :rave :party :party :troutslap

[liquidstatik]

Messed-Up Fairytale

One day in a land far far away, further than A singapore brothel , there lived a girl named Roberta . Roberta was very sickly and Monsterous and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Jacques thought of getting into her Left Ankle Sock . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 500 hours straight, Jacques discharged over to Roberta 's house and said to her SHIZZAM! Roberta you are so Nahcho Cheesier ! I'd love to take you to Sam's 500th post party! and kiss you on the spleen and then you would be mine Forever. Well Roberta thought that this was homely , He was pretty robotic and had a nice sauce , So she agreed. Little did he know Roberta had a secret. So off they went to Sam's 500th post party! and he did kiss her on the spleen and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Lepard skin speedo and their knee pads . BEJEESUS! ! Jacques shouted! Roberta had a LEFT EAR where her RIGHT TESTICLE should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your SOCKS before they masticate .


THAT ONE SUCKED! >:

[liquidstatik]

The people who rate these things are idiots. >:

[Sam]

lol =(

[liquidstatik]

DRAW :(

http://www.flash-play.com/drawit/

[liquidstatik]

I've drawn these so far:

KID
MONSTER
WIERD HAIR GUY

[Sam]

I DREW THE ONE CALLED MEMBER!!!

[jin]

These young'uns puttin me in my place?;
Hell, you're losing face;
Saying these things;
Making these claims;
You're a disgrace to your own race;
Cant rap, cant flow;
Since when do ******s know what a video game is, yo?;

The rest you write aint worth readin ho';
Your intense verbal chastising is the same as an wannabe beatin no';
Ive never been a vet, best thing i ever did was spit witchu and the rest was just lurkin an followin yo';
Which is same thing as you ever done- "callin the kettle black" its mind-numbin, oh;

Same shit you rip;
Same ol' scuses same ol' insults you hit;
Cant you just give graces to the old days an' pull up some acee;
You say you Feelnuetral, Hell you more like feelmedicoree;
I just have nothin to retort with this whatever-this-an-that;
Whens you gunna put up a damn fightee >:;

Crusader of the middle class;
So proud of your mad playin when yous a ho;
Hope yo tricks 40z accounts for all those crabs crawlin' up yo ass;
Cause we all know the trash being white oh;
Gives you presents that cant be disinfected and have lil' faces;
Or is the diseases and the itchy and scratchy worth the rent you cant pay and those high high wages?;

I missed you when you were gone;
I was waitin an waitin all alone;
For a challenge and a reaction and a war to start;
Just waitin and listenin to Joey Ramone;
Now you here and still all i can hear is;
"The KKK took my baby away";
Cause the diffence be zilch and nadda, you black-oh-you brown;
Your raps still low brow;
fadin-an-fadin';
Your cover is blown;
You are just an empty facin';
Nothin' behind the talk, simply with the danger of a little ol' lady;
Callin others a dyke;
Actin all like a lil' tyke;

Nuttin but love for yo though;
Still more interesting than anyone else in this bowl of dreary-O's;
Come on' gimme somethin so i can counter counter attack;
With this all i can do is sit back;
An' wait for you to finish crying;
I know it hurts on the inside, so sorry cracker;
Cause thats what you are on the inside, it all shows, though the outside might be blacker; ;>

//REFUTE

heAHEHHAEHHAEHHAEhAHEhAHEha

[liquidstatik]

I just drew BIRD PRIEST!

[liquidstatik]

I stopped playing with it 'cause my mouse is being gay. :(

[liquidstatik]

Hello JIN!

I see you browsing the forums. :o

[liquidstatik]

I JUST HURT MY TOE. :(

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? :)

[liquidstatik]

Nobody's online but us two :rolleyes


And jin :( But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts. :(

[Sam]

SAME AS IT EVER WAS. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

We suck. :( We could do a madlib... but it's gay with only 1 person. :(

[Sam]

And you pick gay ones. >:

[liquidstatik]

KNOCK KNOCK

[Sam]

who dat is?

[liquidstatik]

WATER

[Sam]

water who?

[liquidstatik]

WHAT ARE YA DOIN? :lol











ITS 4:30AM :( IM GOING TO BED

[Matt Harty]

GOOD MORNING >:

[liquidstatik]

I just woke up! :D

[Esuohlim]

FAR AWAY PLACE
GIRLS NAME
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
BOYS NAME
PIECE OF CLOTHING
NUMBER
PAST TENSE VERB
EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
PLACE
BODY PART
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PIECE OF CLOTHING
PIECE OF CLOTHING
EXCLAMATION
BODY PART
BODY PART
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

[Big McLargehuge]

Your toes, fatty
Bitchface
erect
homeopathic
Tommy
Pastie
5
raps
Sweet leaping Christ
Horny
The back
clit
odd
queer
brick
hairpiece
nose guard
Holy GOd
anus
cunt
stock car drivers
impregnate

[Esuohlim]

FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE

One day in a land far far away, further than my toes , there lived a girl named Bitchface . Bitchface was very erect and homeopathic and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Pastie . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Tommy raps over to Bitchface 's house and said to her Sweet Leaping Christ Bitchface you are so horny ! I'd love to take you to the back and kiss you on the clit and then you would be mine Forever. Well Bitchface thought that this was odd , He was pretty queer and had a nice brick , So she agreed. Little did he know Bitchface had a secret. So off they went to the back and he did kiss her on the clit and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their hairpiece and their nose guard . Holy God ! Tommy shouted! Bitchface had a anus where her cunt should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your stock car drivers before they impregnate .

[Big McLargehuge]

WHy'd you use the same one? it only had one funny part >:

[liquidstatik]

Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(

[ScruU2wice]

im going to try to get my scanner working...

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( ima gonna go take a shower HAPPY BLACK GUY DAY

[Esuohlim]

WELL I WASN'T HERE WHEN YOU DID IT, OBVIOUSLY >:

[liquidstatik]

:lol SORRY GUY

[HickMan]

HI :( I JUST WOKE UP :(

[HickMan]

I LIED :(

[Big McLargehuge]

LIAR

[ScruU2wice]

http://pages.ivillage.com/stevensbeadart/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/liar.jpg.w300h368.jpg