I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

n/m man what are you doing

[ItalianStereotype]

shit man I don't know if the news has made it to your part of town yet, but I'm pretty drunk

[Fathom Zero]

I had to shield my eyes from the moonlight this morning. It's like the fucking sun.

[Emu]

Guys, Polito is just Shodan in disguise

I figured that out when I found one of Polito's email records and she was considerably more polite than when she was calling me an idiot.

[HickMan]

Hey Guys!

[Guitar Woman]

I figured that out when I found one of Polito's email records and she was considerably more polite than when she was calling me an idiot.
I figured it out when the internet started spouting ATLAS IS FONTAINE and realized that the fags who made Bioshock were probably too lazy to think of a new plot twist

[MarioRPG]

My city is having a zombie walk tomorrow!

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

What city is that?

[MarioRPG]

London, feel free to stop by Mr. Sudbury.

[Zomboid]

I shall make the trek from Alberta.

[Chojin]

Well, it looks like rog deleted some arrowx threads along with arrowx tonight and I get all the hate for it!

Everyone wins!

[Chojin]

Also I remain faithful that business will pick up after rog lets me make the changes I need to make to the forums, and after he integrates the forums into the main site through articles.

although things have been more lively lately anyway!

[Chojin]

also man, arrowx is gone? do we have any other over-privileged fat kids here that can destroy their birthday presents in a hissy fit for our entertainment?

[Terra]

Moose blowing is going to reach an all new high from here on out.

[Guitar Woman]

I gotta say I'm a little intimidated by every forum section having it's own SUBCULTURE. I've been to a lot of other forums like that in my time, and every time I wanted to get into talking about something on another forum it was impossible to get into because I didn't know anyone or anything about how things were run and it was really gay and akward.

Although all those forums were horrible horrible places so yeah

[Emu]

Are you talking about the poli forum? :o

[Esuohlim]

I bought Sonic Rush today and I feel a little gay for doing so even if it was only 11 bucks :(

[Esuohlim]

Guitar Woman you should just not post on other forums. I mean seriously I post here and then I post occasionally on GameFAQs when I'm all like "UHHHH SO I DON'T HAVE WI-FI IS THIS DS GAME STILL WORTH BUYING" but other than that I use the internet for pornography and secretly reading Something Awful even though I like to think that I have an elitist sense of humor for thinking it's gay. :(

[Esuohlim]

That plus buying shit online and http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8741/updatingev5.png

[Emu]

Doesn't the strikethru command work here :x

[Emu]

guess not!

[Esuohlim]

No I just spent a retarded amount of time on that post is all :(

[Guitar Woman]

I thought for sure that with all the sites on the internet, one of them MUST be good to post on, but the more other forums I visit the more I come to realize that this place is all there is

[Guitar Woman]

That and 4chan, but I usually just treat /v/ the same way Esuohlim treats GameFAQs so yeah

[Guitar Woman]

Also Sonic Rush is great

[Esuohlim]

Uhh correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 4chan the primordial ooze for everything on the internet that is absolutely awful

[Guitar Woman]

That's what I thought, but once you get past the memes and trolls it almost feels like I-Mock's blood brother that was seperated at birth.

[Esuohlim]

Every time I think of 4chan I think of this terrible WE NEED MOAR INTERNETS group on Facebook full of shitty macro images and people talking like retards saying things like "This image is made of win and awesome" that some of my friends never stop talking about.

[Guitar Woman]

It's certainly as good as any massively popular community is ever going to get.

[Guitar Woman]

Ok mabye it is a little too meme heavy for non-faggots like you guys to get into

I tend to say stuff like EPIC WIN and THIS IS MADE OF FAIL AND AIDS against my better judgement because of that place, too

[Esuohlim]

This faggot that lives two doors down actually wears shirts with these sayings on them that he wrote himself with a Sharpie. The other day it was something like "Don't talk to me about Jesus, I believe in ROFLCOPTERISM"

[Guitar Woman]

hahaha :<

[Esuohlim]

Also Sonic Rush is great

I hope so, since Sonic has sucked for the last 12 years.

[DeadKennedys]

That's what I thought, but once you get past the memes and trolls it almost feels like I-Mock's blood brother that was seperated at birth.

Newfag.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery

It was written by a furry, so disregard this.

Also, BRB church.

Is that Ween?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, that's Ween.

I tried to get into them today, but there aren't any songs on Frostwire and isohunt has no albums up for torrenting, so I'll have to actually go out and BUY some of their music.

Which has me uneasy because a lot of their songs are titled stuff like YOU FUCKED UP and LET ME LICK YOUR PUSSY

[Esuohlim]

Go to college and then sign up at www.ruckus.com (http://www.ruckus.com) you uneducated bums

[Esuohlim]

Or steal a .edu email address from a friend who dropped out!

[Esuohlim]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery

Oh man has Schimid seen this page yet? :(

Major lol @ "****** with a lazy eye. Enough said". I fucking choked when I read that because I read the first three and didn't attribute them to anyone in particular, then I vaguely thought of kahljorn when I read 4.

[Guitar Woman]

That's been around forever you guys

it doesn't even say anything about me, fuck that page

[Esuohlim]

I don't read Encyclopedia Dramatica :rolleyes

[Chojin]

Schimid occasionally posts on the Mario Strikers Charged gamefaqs board, but I refuse to because - EVEN THOUGH it is the only place on the entire internet to talk about that game - everyone there is three and a half years old.

[HickMan]

hey btw just because arrowx said he was going to miss me doesn't mean I liked him or anything faggy like that

[Guitar Woman]

dude, it's cool, nobody else on that list liked him either

[DeadKennedys]

Actually, I like him now. He suddenly became cool, the way zelda's been trying (epic fail amirite?)

Is he really Otto? I thought he used to have curly hair and glasses.

[DeadKennedys]

Come on guys don't go to sleep on me the party's just starting

[MLE]

DK I think it was a joke because they're both overweight

[Guitar Woman]

man, you guys want to play a MUD or something?

[Chojin]

oh shit :<

I used to play discworld mud all the fucking TIME

[MLE]

I guess I'll play if eric does. it's ALL UP TO HIM

[Guitar Woman]

That's wierd, because Discworld was the one I had in mind

[Emu]

Guys, am I the only one who hates those self-righteous pricks on other forums who think that by not swearing they are automatically better than everyone and that anyone who drops a swear ever should be banned POST HASTE

I got banned from two forums for saying fuck :<

[Guitar Woman]

I forgot how to team speak :<

[Guitar Woman]

If anyone wants to join our party of merry adventurers, now's the time!

[Chojin]

i used to create content for this mud back in the 90s :o

[Guitar Woman]

Also apparently trying to buy stuff fucks your game up, so we will have to be a group of naked ruffians who will TAKE ON THE WORLD

[Emu]

I haven't been on any MUD since like 2002. HOW DO I WORK THIS

[Chojin]

Get MUSHclient from download.com, then create a new world:

name: 'Discworld MUD'
address:discworld.atuin.net
port: 4242

[Guitar Woman]

I think we should play a mud that Chojin doesn't know inside and out so we don't spend most of our time ROCKETING AROUND THE SQUARE in search of sex toys.

I suggest the Dune mud because I am a nerd like that.

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

[Chojin]

I don't know it inside and out, I just remembered that quest in the marital aids shop ;<

[Guitar Woman]

So this is really creepy without you guys because when I yell obscenities at passing NPCs the players start following me around telling me not to swear and being all DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

[Emu]

It was written by a furry, so disregard this.

I added the furry warning like a year ago. :lol

[MarioRPG]

WHY WERE NONE OF YOU AT THE ZOMBIE WALK I WENT TO :(

[Emu]

WE DON'T LIVE IN CANADA :(

[Guitar Woman]

I finished Earthbound today.

Most of the final battle got spoiled for me but I still shit my pants at it :[

[Fathom Zero]

WHY WERE NONE OF YOU AT THE ZOMBIE WALK I WENT TO :(

Pednaud wanted to go. You both live in the same province.

[MarioRPG]

I'm aware, maybe I met him and didn't know it.

[HickMan]

I just got back from a close-by party college dressed as ron burgundy. I got all the ladies and broke up a fight between 8-12 Where's Waldo's! And yes...It was Miller High Life

[MarioRPG]

8-12 Waldos! How did you tell them apart?

[HickMan]

It was more like a candy cane blur then anything else.

[bigtimecow]

HEY GUYS

D:

[MetalMilitia]

8-12 Waldos! How did you tell them apart?

Telling them apart shouldn't be a problem - it's finding them along with the wizard's scroll and whatever. Though with 12 of them you'd think pointing at least one out wouldn't be too tough.

[MarioRPG]

I hated the scroll, and the hat i think.

[Esuohlim]

I was reading through Achewood archives and I came across this one again

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08202004

And I thought of Willie big time :(

[Esuohlim]

What the fuck Willie got rid of his website too? >:

[Chojin]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/alirosepose_led_03pg.jpg

[Chojin]

that image is a rallying call understood in every language.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2294/nessdl7.jpg

[bigtimecow]

confirmed for brawl?!

[Emu]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2294/nessdl7.jpg

I may just be a fag for earthbound but this is :lol

[HungryWantBiddy]

not very many active members, huh?

[Emu]

I think we're very lurker-heavy. :(

[HungryWantBiddy]

yeah, that's a shame.

[bigtimecow]

what goes on around here anymore? haven't been here for months

[noob3]

what's up chicken butt

[Fathom Zero]

hey I'm supposed to say that.

[MarioRPG]

I trick or treated!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

I was voted Best Underclassman at my school.

[HickMan]

congrats dude did u unlock an achievement?

[Fathom Zero]

5 gamerscore, dude.

[Seven Force]

Did Pub ever come back yet?

[MetalMilitia]

Halloween fails so badly in England, in fact pretty much any event which requires the English public to "get into the spirit of things" is immediately doomed to failure.

You always see a few kids attempting to trick-or-treat in dreadful costumes, but about 80% of people don't even bother to answer the door on Halloween (I know I don't).

I guess apathy is just the British way. :)

[HungryWantBiddy]

There's a lot to be said for being apathetic.

[Guitar Woman]

Some asshole teenager showed up alone at my house last night dressed in street clothes and acting all like he deserved some candy. I unloaded all my Almond Joys on the fucker.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Guitar Woman I saw someone that looked exactly like you yesterday and when we caught eyes I shifted into panic mode.

But then I assured myself that not only are you on the other side of the country, but you would never actually be outside either.

[Esuohlim]

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL.COM I JUST GOT 57% ON A MIDTERM I SPENT OVER 10 HOURS STUDYING FOR :(

APPARENTLY MY ESSAY PORTION WASN'T "ABSTRACTLY ANALYTICAL" ENOUGH, WHATEVER THAT MEANS :( :(

[Esuohlim]

COLLEGE IS HARD WHEN YOU'RE MAJORING IN SOMETHING YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO :(

IT'S LIKE "FUCK THIS IMPORTANT LAB REPORT ON DUCTILE/BRITTLE TRANSITION TEMPERATURE I SEE A BAG OF CHEETOS AND SEINFELD DVDS WITH MY NAME ON THEM" :(

[Esuohlim]

AND THEN I'M SITTING THERE WHACKING IT TO PORNOTUBE INSTEAD OF LEARNING HOW USE THE WRONSKIAN FUNCTION FOR SECOND-ORDER DERIVATIVES >:

[Esuohlim]

WHY CAN'T I JUST WIN A BILLION DOLLARS FROM THE LOTTERY THAT I DON'T ROUTINELY PARTICIPATE IN AND JUST BUY AN ENGINEERING COMPANY >:

[Esuohlim]

:(
....

[MarioRPG]

Gross. Didn't need to hear that.

[HungryWantBiddy]

sounds like someone needs a hug.

back on topic: almond joys fucking rock.

[Chojin]

yeah, I love almond joys

[Guitar Woman]

Mabye if they weren't filled with shredded coconut the most disgusting thing ever put into candy I would enjoy them

I mean, I love almonds, but these things are horrible

[Emu]

I think you can get them without those

[Guitar Woman]

Mabye it's just because you guys are old fart adults and like gross food like asparagus and brussel sprouts.

Also, if I ever saw any of you in real life, rest assured that I would never try to talk to you and instead would run as fast as I could in the opposite direction.

For one thing, I'm a really withdrawn and soft spoken guy and can't handle any sort of social situation without feeling uncomfortable, and to me meeting someone you had only previously known over the internet would be the most akward thing ever.

Secondly, I'd look really stupid if I went LOL HAY AREN'T YOU ____________ FROM I-MOCKERY? IT'S ME, GUITAR WOMAN! LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT INTERNET, HUH?

[MarioRPG]

I would hate to talk to you to, GW. As I'd imagine your breath would be awful, and you would smell like cat pee.

[Esuohlim]

and to me meeting someone you had only previously known over the internet would be the most akward thing ever.

Hence my going into panic mode :eek

[Sethomas]

Hey, that gives me an idea for a thread!

[HickMan]

I like cap guns!

[Fathom Zero]

My neck feels like a pretzel.

[DeadKennedys]

COLLEGE IS HARD WHEN YOU'RE MAJORING IN SOMETHING YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO :(


Preach it. It's hard as hell to finish college if you're majoring in something you don't like. Unless you're one of those Two hours of study for every hour of class nerds. If you're decently smart, and you get a major you enjoy and you're motivated to show up to class, it's a breeze.

My sophomore year I got an apartment at the top of a huge hill, and a bunch of shitty classes. That killed all motivation for me. But I got an A+ in Philosophy :lol Criminal Justice is a good major.

[Grislygus]

Odes To Pub Lover

[Grislygus]

Selected Sonnets, recited in memory of this thread's saving grace, as presented by Grisly Hamilton Gus.

[Grislygus]

Look in thy glass and tell the face thou viewest
Now is the time that face should form another,
Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,
Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.
For where is she so fair whose uneared womb
Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?
Or who is he so fond will be the tomb
Of his self-love, to stop prosterity?
Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in thee
Calls back the lovely April of her prime;
So thou windows of thine age shalt see,
Despite of wrinkles, this thy golden time.
But if thou live rememb'red not to be,
Die single, and thine image dies with thee.

[Grislygus]

When, in disgrace with Fortune and men's eyes,
I all one beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my face,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state
(Like to lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

[Grislygus]

No longer mourn for me when I am dead
Than you shall hear the surly sullen bell
Give warning to the world that I am fled
From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:
Nay, if you read this line, remember not
The hand that writ it;
(blasphemous omission)
Oh, if I say, you look upon this verse
When perhaps compounded am with clay,
Do not so much as my poor name rehearse,
(blasphemous omisssion)
Lest the wise world should look into your moan,
And mock you with me after I am gone.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/pagebreak.jpg


In Memorium

[bigtimecow]

i have three huge bags of skittles left, anyone want 'em?

[RaNkeri]

Well hello there. Haven't been here for a while, mostly thanks to my laptop which busted on the very first week and which spend almost over 4 weeks in the repairstore to get fixed. Now I have to wait for another week to get the internet fixed. Has anything spiffy happened during my outrageous absence? :x

[Sethomas]

I just noticed your title. Eurotrash? I once had a Swedish flatmate, and when I saw her eat cereal with yogurt rather than the hip American fashion of using milk, I said "You wacky Europeans". She went on a rant how she was flattered that I called her European, as she perceives Scandinavians as outsiders of the continent.

Finns, however, are stretching it to call themselves "human".

[Chojin]

The worst part of talking about the internet in person is saying peoples' screennames ;<

But seriously, it's much less awkward the more people that are there, the more you all have in common, the less you all talk about the internet, and the more alcohol you all consume.

[Emu]

This is like the only site I've registered for in the past 5 years where I have not used my real name as my screen name. If I sign every post with my real name can I get people to call me that like they do with willie?

[bigtimecow]

i dunno. we should all try it out

-adam

[Emu]

It's more personal this way!

-ike

[bigtimecow]

hey ike

-adam

[Terra]

Hello to Ike!

I'm Tara. Not Terra of here.

[HickMan]

Hey guys what's goin on?


-Guy with huge fucking dick

[Emu]

Sup Guy

-ike

[Sam]

Hickman's real name isn't Guy :rolleyes

- Sam

[Emu]

Dude this forum is about trust. You abused that trust.

-ike

[Sam]

I feel like my forum trust has been raped.

-sam

[DuFresne]

hai guise!

I just had diarrhea lol :(

-alex

[Fathom Zero]

I made a lot of munny this week and I don't feel like working today.

-Dylan

[bigtimecow]

hey guys someone get earthbound to work on gba with sound prz

-adam

[HickMan]

ok maybe sometime later

-clayton

[JediScum]

Yesterday was my birthday and for the first time in about 10 years, I can remember what happened!

- matt

[DuFresne]

That's a double-edged sword though. If you can remember what happened, then it was too boring to bother in the first place. :(

-alex

[MarioRPG]

Why is grislygus still the top poster on this page?

[bigtimecow]

i'm sorry, but i cannot read your post because i do not know who you are

-adam

[MetalMilitia]

What if I were to tell you I have Doom codes?

-stefan

[bigtimecow]

iddqd

-adam

[zeldasbiggestfan]

WISH ME HAPPY BIRDAY GAIZ!

-Austin

[bigtimecow]

kill whitey

-adam

[HickMan]

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/N/S/austin_s.jpg

-clayton

[noob3]

Hey, guys. I like how we're using our first name in these posts. Posting this is making me feel like I am part of a group, and in that group we use our first names. It is very exciting.

-Chuck

[Sam]

what a great club full of great people!

-Sam

[HungryWantBiddy]

since when are people on the internet so friendly?

-Cole

[noob3]

this isn't the internet, cole! it's the friendlynet!

-Chuck

[kahljorn]

hey guys just wanted to stop by to say hi. see you later after i have money for the internet!

-- Linus

[Chojin]

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/APAPMDRIVCAT/adc_dhs_map_120x600.gif

That was uncalled for, internet.

- Eric

[bigtimecow]

:eek internet! :eek

-adam

[Guitar Woman]

noob's name is Chuck?

That's awesome. :<

- Will

[Fathom Zero]

Why is my internet so sticky?

- Dylan

[bigtimecow]

wait a minute, we have a willie impersonator!

-adam

[JediScum]

Hey Zelda, happy birthday

Mine was two days ago, and I found out from local paper that I share the same B-day with Dennis Miller and Roseanne Barr.

I sort of feel bad now.

hugs,
matt

[Esuohlim]

lol @ "Linus" :(

- tom

[Sethomas]

The only excuse for not knowing my name is that you're too preoccupied with sucking cock.

-Cookiepuss

[bigtimecow]

fuckin burned

-adam

[Fathom Zero]

Hay guys, I gonna buy a Yamaha SHS-10!

-Dylan

[Esuohlim]

Hey GW I saw that kid again that looks just like you and he was fucking staring at me the whole time we walked past each other. Like he recognized me. It freaked me out >:

- Tom

[Esuohlim]

I mean you are still over in Oregon where I'll never ever meet you ever right

- Thom

[Esuohlim]

Because holy hell man.

- Tim

[Guitar Woman]

I can barely remember what you look like anyway.

Also my hair is a lot longer now so I probably don't even look like that anymore

-Will

[Esuohlim]

I keep wondering then if DJ Connor is my age and goes to my school then but then I remember that he has some goddamn kids now :(

- Jim

[Sam]

Yeah, what are you thinking? DJ Conner isn't 14 years old. :rolleyes

-Sam

[Guitar Woman]

omg shut up ;_;

-Will

[DeadKennedys]

Hey guys, what's going on here?

- Steve

[Fathom Zero]

Milhouse is a shapeshifter!

-Dylan

[Perndog]

You are huge dorks.

-Pern

[HungryWantBiddy]

I feel so very privileged to be a part of this here friendlynet.

-Cole

[bigtimecow]

ESUOHLIM CHOOSE A NAME :(

-adam

[Womti]

yeah euohlime hurry up already fucking jesus christ >:

-derek

[MarioRPG]

Join the club man.
-I wont

[Esuohlim]

"euohlime" wtf >:

Way to spell a name you pretty much stole for about 10 gothic and racist messages boards wrong >:

- Tom

[bigtimecow]

lol

-adam

[MetalMilitia]

In 100 pages everyone is going to be all like "Hey remember when everyone signed their names with their real name - oh memories!".

-stefan

[MarioRPG]

With an F? Gaaaaaaaay.

[MetalMilitia]

You're right PH is cooler - like phat!

-stephan

[MarioRPG]

*approving nod*

[MetalMilitia]

Oh man this new name is phreaking me out!

-stephan

[MarioRPG]

ABORT MISSION! REPEAT! ABORT MISSION!

[Misdemonar]

hay guys can I join in this hoe-down wildthang party?

-Richard

[bigtimecow]

big things poppin' and lil' things stoppin'

-adam

[Womti]

all things coppin' :(

[bigtimecow]

chefs be choppin'

-adam

[Sethomas]

Piano sonatas being written by Chopin?

-Seth

[HickMan]

This freestyle I be stoppin'

DICK

-Clayton

[HickMan]

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."


I always thought the devil's part sounded cooler then Johnny's.

-Clayton

[bigtimecow]

the devil can't drive

duh

-adam

[HungryWantBiddy]

Fool. The devil can drive.

[Emu]

The devil drives a muscle car. :eek

[bigtimecow]

a red muscle car?

-adam

[HungryWantBiddy]

is a Coupe DeVille a muscle car? Also, it goes without saying that the Devil's car is red.

-Cole

-Cole (twice bc I forgot last time)

[HickMan]

It more then likely looks something like this:
http://photos-673.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v112/208/98/614802673/n614802673_424663_4330.jpg

-Clayton

[bigtimecow]

oh my god what has more muscles the car or the kid

-adam

[Uncle_Sham]

Omg, i can really dig this name thing

-Brian

[Emu]

Is it just me or does it look like that kid was photoshopped into that image?

-ike

[bigtimecow]

i think it's just you ike

-adam

[HickMan]

Guys thats me and my old car before I junked it lol

-Clayton

[Emu]

oh

-ike

[HickMan]

lol

-Clayton

[Emu]

I bought one of those little cheapo pay-as-you-go phones today. I've never had a cell phone up to this point (my parents had one but I didn't use it often) and I don't want to get roped into one of those 2 year contracts if the service ends up being shitty, which happened to a friend of mine. It's probably too late to be asking this now since I already have the phone but is it worth it? :x

-ike

[MetalMilitia]

I use mine as an alarm clock sometimes.

-Stefan

[noob3]

Ike, it's NOT worth it! You will start to spend way more moolah than you would with a real phone, because atleast real phones give you free times & features. Like, I had one and I started putting $20 on it every other day :( But now with a real phone, I can text for free & talk for free after 9/on weekends. So it's ALOT cheaper! And I'm pretty sure the girls won't dig on your Nokia brick or whatever shitty prepaid phone it is :P

-Chuck

[bigtimecow]

i just saw an ad on tv for a show called chuck

-adam

[noob3]

Ihave a dealer named Adam :0

-Chuck

[HungryWantBiddy]

That's a pretty sweet ride there, Clayton. You shoulda taken it to a demo derby before you junked it.

Also, for dinner last night I had hamburgers. Comprised of, you guessed it, ground CHUCK!

EDIT: -Cole

[noob3]

well i ate cole slaw, bitch!
-charles dylan baxter taylor

[JediScum]

"Chuck Taylor"?!? No frakking way!!! I love your damn shoes!

- Matt

[MarioRPG]

You don't seem like a Matt.
Why, these names aren't real at all!

[Emu]

I have a little motorola tracfone thing. I only plan to use it for emergencies, which is basically the only reason I've ever carried a cell around. :(

-ike

[bigtimecow]

drug dealer, right chuck?

'cause then we'd be on the same page ;-)

-adam

[HickMan]

I in fact took it off roading! Which was intense to say the least!

-Clayton

[Fathom Zero]

DUDE. Did you go mudding?

-Dylan

[noob3]

yes lol

-chu

[HickMan]

absolutely lol

-Clayton

[RaNkeri]

No more outrageous absences for RaNkeri, for I've finally gotten all my PC-problems under control. Even the internet. :x

[HungryWantBiddy]

well i ate cole slaw, bitch!
-charles dylan baxter taylor

I didn't see that one coming.

[bigtimecow]

whoops lol

-adam

[MarioRPG]

RaNkeri has returned! What's the emotion opposite of ecstatic.

[HickMan]

:rolleyes: lol

-Clayton

[bigtimecow]

guys i'm gonna play warcraft 2 sometime later this week let's play and make a [mockery] guild

-adam

[Emu]

do they even still host that

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hbHrv6LbTS0

Hay guys, did you order some laffs?

-Dylan

[Emu]

So this week I started a job as a motel clerk at a shall-remain-unnamed chain. I've only just finished my 4th day at work and already I've had a good deal of encounters with crazies.

There's a schizophrenic fellow who comes by every day and asks for matches. We give them to him because we have a billion of the things and he generally leaves after he gets them, but not before engaging in a long string of mostly unrelated phrases with whoever happens to be behind the counter at the time. He also tries to give us money for the (free) apples on our complimentary breakfast table. (The man is very obviously homeless, but he carries around a huge wad of bills.) Yesterday he attempted to pass several slips of paper through the teller window and tried to redeem them for cash. One of them was a free day pass to a gym that's nowhere near our motel and the other was some coupon from a newspaper. Who the fuck knows where he got those? He also attempted to explain to my supervisor that he was indeed eligible to join one of our member programs and get his free 25 dollar gift card because he did, in fact, sleep at the motel last night -- he just slept in the rear parking lot. About two hours later he came back and knocked on the window, but took off running when he saw that the night security happened to be in the room and thusly chased him down. Didn't see him again after that.

This other thing is less due to craziness and more to senility, but we had an older couple and their son and daughter-in-law check in, and since they were getting separate rooms I put the two couples on separate registries. The mother had to at least be rapidly approaching her late 70's, and needless to say I was a bit shocked at how young she looked on her driver's license photo. This license was also a milky green-white color and not the tan brown ones I'm used to from this particular state. I happened to glance at the expiration date: July 2001.

I let it slide and took the ID anyway because this woman obviously was not going to cause trouble. I ALMOST brought it up, but she reminded me too much of my grandma so I just booked them anyway.

There are also several crackheads holed up in two of our rooms and have been so for 5+ days, and they don't seem to be leaving anytime soon. The dipshits keep losing their keys and one of them keeps walking around the property with no shirt on and his pants around his knees. Security threw him out last night, but he came back today and started bitching at me because he 'just got out of prison' and wasn't going to take any harassment from a 'rent-a-cop.' He came back a few hours later to get his phone turned back on and had clearly just inhaled a few minutes before headed out the door, because he was jittering and scratching like he was covered in ants.

I can't wait for them to leave.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm applying for a job at a game store that just moved in to my neighborhood! My mommy made me a resume and everything!

[Fathom Zero]

Well, good luck.

[MarioRPG]

Make sure you mention you're mom helped

[bigtimecow]

warcraft 2 is sex

-adam

[Guitar Woman]

why why why why WHY is the Mother 3 translation being handled by a bunch of incompetant faggots

[zeldasbiggestfan]

So this week I started a job as a motel clerk at a shall-remain-unnamed chain. I've only just finished my 4th day at work and already I've had a good deal of encounters with crazies.

There's a schizophrenic fellow who comes by every day and asks for matches. We give them to him because we have a billion of the things and he generally leaves after he gets them, but not before engaging in a long string of mostly unrelated phrases with whoever happens to be behind the counter at the time. He also tries to give us money for the (free) apples on our complimentary breakfast table. (The man is very obviously homeless, but he carries around a huge wad of bills.) Yesterday he attempted to pass several slips of paper through the teller window and tried to redeem them for cash. One of them was a free day pass to a gym that's nowhere near our motel and the other was some coupon from a newspaper. Who the fuck knows where he got those? He also attempted to explain to my supervisor that he was indeed eligible to join one of our member programs and get his free 25 dollar gift card because he did, in fact, sleep at the motel last night -- he just slept in the rear parking lot. About two hours later he came back and knocked on the window, but took off running when he saw that the night security happened to be in the room and thusly chased him down. Didn't see him again after that.

This other thing is less due to craziness and more to senility, but we had an older couple and their son and daughter-in-law check in, and since they were getting separate rooms I put the two couples on separate registries. The mother had to at least be rapidly approaching her late 70's, and needless to say I was a bit shocked at how young she looked on her driver's license photo. This license was also a milky green-white color and not the tan brown ones I'm used to from this particular state. I happened to glance at the expiration date: July 2001.

I let it slide and took the ID anyway because this woman obviously was not going to cause trouble. I ALMOST brought it up, but she reminded me too much of my grandma so I just booked them anyway.

There are also several crackheads holed up in two of our rooms and have been so for 5+ days, and they don't seem to be leaving anytime soon. The dipshits keep losing their keys and one of them keeps walking around the property with no shirt on and his pants around his knees. Security threw him out last night, but he came back today and started bitching at me because he 'just got out of prison' and wasn't going to take any harassment from a 'rent-a-cop.' He came back a few hours later to get his phone turned back on and had clearly just inhaled a few minutes before headed out the door, because he was jittering and scratching like he was covered in ants.

I can't wait for them to leave.

Florida sounds nice.

[Emu]

The crackheads got kicked out last night. :lol :lol :lol The captain of the security squad that works our property was on duty last night, and he was the one who threw them out the other day. I told him about what happened and gave him the names of the guys, and he called the other motels on the street and asked whether they had checked in. He found them a few miles down the road at another motel. He was planning to go down there with 3-4 of his other guys and search their room. I can't wait to hear about it.

[bigtimecow]

why why why why WHY is the Mother 3 translation being handled by a bunch of incompetant faggots

they'll be done soon GW i promise. i've been impatient since the day they accounced the translation (a year ago).

-adam

[Guitar Woman]

Man forget it when Mother 3 is in english I'll be too busy playing Duke Nukem Forever and Starcraft Ghost

[bigtimecow]

lol duke nukem forever

forever is right

-adam

[Jeff The Ninja]

HEY GUYZ, WHAT DID I MISS!!!!! :D

[MarioRPG]

Woah. Just woah.

[bigtimecow]

oh gosh

-adam

[Emu]

Man forget it when Mother 3 is in english I'll be too busy playing Duke Nukem Forever and Starcraft Ghost

You know what I love about Wikipedia is that it had no qualms about displaying the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT in DRIPPING, FULL-COLOR DETAIL of Mother 3 without providing a single spoiler tag or even a god damn paragraph break.

"The Pig Army are the villains of Mother 3, lead by a mysterious masked character, who is actually (CHARACTER) in disguise, who you fight in the game's final battle."

[Esuohlim]

I thought about Mother 3 this morning and I didn't even read this thread. Usually I play Earthbound around this time of year as a tradition but I don't know. This might be the first time in six years that I don't only because I'm sort of tired of it :x

I feel terrible for thinking this though :( :(

[Esuohlim]

But yeah the monkeys translating Mother 3 are taking too goddamn long. I could have just learned Japanese myself and played the original version by now >:

[Emu]

Yeah, you'd think since they merged the two translator projects that PERHAPS it would be going a little faster.

They probably should've just called fucking DeJap or something.

[Guitar Woman]

I've already had Mother 3 spoiled a lot for me and I'm really pissed about it :<

Also, I saw what the Beta final boss fight was, and it's like Giygas times a million. They didn't put it in the final version, though :(

[Guitar Woman]

Also one of the SSB Brawl updates had a spoiler in it which I narrowly missed, but I don't think it would matter now.

[Fathom Zero]

I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

[bigtimecow]

speaking of SSBB, new pork city is going to be the best stage in the game (other than custom ones). this has nothing to do with the fact that all the other stages are just flat with a couple platforms and OH MY GOD WEATHER EFFECTS AND COLLAPSING SHIT

the other stages will be fun, but new pork city will WIN

-adam

[Guitar Woman]

THANKS FOR TELLING ME THE ONE SPOILER I WASN'T IN ON FAGGOT

[MarioRPG]

YEAH YES YEAH.

[EisigerBiskuit]

http://www.tacala.com/images/chalupa.jpg
Only good when eaten 1 minute after prepared. Anyone who eats it otherwise is a peasant.

[RaNkeri]

What the heck is that? Looks like somekind of a taco or somethin'