I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/Get%20Out%20of%20My%20Stations.jpg

[Asila]

pain

[dirtyxblondexdame]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/friends.jpg

awwwwwwwwww :)

[dirtyxblondexdame]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/work.jpg

i'm gonna light some stuf on fire.

[Asila]

Picture thread

[dirtyxblondexdame]

boredom thread. this is the only thing keeping me from throwing things randomly around my office.

[Tadao]

I thought the same thing about my dick, turned out, it was illegal. Who knew.

Which begs the question, isn't it actually sold everywhere?

Also, GIRLFIGHT

[Pub Lover]

Get out of my damn thread, you crazy bitches. >:

[Pub Lover]

Which begs the question, isn't it actually sold everywhere?
I really dislike MM right now for reminding me of that. :(

ive come to realize i shouldent show you guys anything anymore you only care about yourselfs so i truley dont know why your even on a fourm site

i truley dont know why my even on a fourm site also :(

[Asila]

>:

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sacks/drawings/IMAG0273.jpg

Fucking totally nice.


Totally

[Pub Lover]

Elpila & Sacks need to team up more often. :)

And then when they're done with the sex, they can do more cool drawings. :(

[dirtyxblondexdame]

that's it, i'm gonna start doing laps around my cube. yeah i'm THAT bored.

[Tadao]

I hope you are wearing a sports bra.

[Tadao]

You could hurt someone.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

if i hurt anyone, it's gonna be myself. i literally can hit myself in the face if i run fast enough.

no sports bra, wearing a dress today :)

[dirtyxblondexdame]

OOH someone brought in pastries. i'm totally breaking my "no sugar at work" rule, i don't care how hyper it makes me!

[Kitsa]

Every time pub pulls that "out of my thread" business, I imagine him with one leg lifted marking various parts of the internet.

[Tadao]

I imagine him shaking his cane at me.

[Pub Lover]

If I was at all serious with it, I imagine I would be quite apoplectic due to you jerkasses never going anywhere. :eek

Or I would tell you to shut the fuck up. ;)

[Sam]

I imagine him doing something stereotypically New Zealandish. :(

Like something involving Kiwis or Maori tribesmen.

[Sam]

Waving an All Blacks pennant.

[Sam]

Being confused for an Australian.

[Tadao]

Shaking his tribal cod piece at me.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.agbell.org/TX/Texas%20Logo.jpg

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

Comforting JOAT and turning him gay.

[Tadao]

....gayer

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PQ67ygDs8

[Tadao]

I can see how that would strike fear in an opponent. :rolleyes

[dirtyxblondexdame]

uh oh i think we are starting rubberband war part 112,987.

i always wind up getting smacked in the face with one. tadao, please feel free to insert gross sexual analogies here, cause i know you will ;)

[Kitsa]

I don't know, the beady-eyed guy with the dreads is kind of frightening. And the other beady-eyed guy with the crewcut that takes the tongue-sticking-out thing too far.

[Kitsa]

be careful who gets hit, there are some where it could result in real casualties :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types it would induce much more fear. :(

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i hate work. can't you tell?

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/work2.jpg

[Kitsa]

I dunno, in certain smallminded communities where the belief is that every gay guy is an enthusiastic spreader of the AIDS virus, limp-wristed intimidation could cause a panic.

[Tadao]

uh oh i think we are starting rubberband war part 112,987.

i always wind up getting smacked in the face with one. tadao, please feel free to insert gross sexual analogies here, cause i know you will ;)

Now I can't. It has to feel creepy and make you want to run away, and you will only run into it :(

I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

[Pub Lover]

I dunno, in certain smallminded communities where the belief is that every gay guy is an enthusiastic spreader of the AIDS virus, limp-wristed intimidation could cause a panic.

I'm pretty sure that is what I was alluding to. :(


But what do I know. :(

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Now I can't. It has to feel creepy and make you want to run away, and you will only run into it :(

I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

awww you never make me want to run away. how can i be creeped out by someone who compliments my rack AND my eyes?

how cavalier *swoon*

i am so bored i might actually do some work.

[Kitsa]

I read it wrong, I thought you were saying "on the contrary, many people find the haka fearsome".

Sorry.

[Pub Lover]

I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

So far all you've managed is to increase the female population of the board. :(


Jerk. :tear

[Kitsa]

I think I should only count as half-female. I like hockey and hate malls. And you will never see my boobs.

[Tadao]

I have seen then, remember I stalked your photo album a long time ago.

[Kitsa]

I don't remember putting my boobs on any photo album, and stalking that album isn't really worth your while anyway.

[Tadao]

Yes it is. Chloe is cute.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Tadao i thought you liked my rack :(

[Tadao]

I never said I didn't, but I like all racks.

[Pub Lover]

I read it wrong, I thought you were saying "on the contrary, many people find the haka fearsome".

I've seen it done up close by a guy that, I was pretty certain, didn't like me. That was scary. :chatter

Also, Hot. :orgasm

[Kitsa]

Oh, hell, Tadao, there are like 4 or 5 magazines that link to that album at any given time, I don't give a shit.

And my dog's name isn't a secret but WTG ENCYCLOPAEDIA BROWN!

[Tadao]

I only go there because I like your work, the other stuff is just a bio on the artist to me.

[Kitsa]

k.

EDIT: SHIT, THE PAGE BRAK SNEAKED UP ON ME! I WAS ON THE OTHER PAGE BEFORE!

:pagebrak

[dirtyxblondexdame]

can we start a "best i-mockery forum rack" thread? i bet i'd be the only participant LOL

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/05/my_little_cthulhu_by_spippo.jpg

[Dixie]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/05/my_little_cthulhu_by_spippo.jpg
:love:love:love

[Pub Lover]

I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types my performance would induce much more fear. :(

:confused

[Kitsa]

had to revisit it?

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. :(
I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types my performance would induce much more fear than the traditional style. :(

[executioneer]

TADAO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO VISITS CUTEOVERLOAD.COM ON A REG. BASIS FYI

[dirtyxblondexdame]

cuteoverload is awesome. helps when i'm thinking of killing customers. or coworkers.

[Tadao]

BUT I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHARES IT.


OMG SQUEEEEEE!

[Tadao]

Like OMG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9QDYJuDfe4

[dirtyxblondexdame]

http://fun-bilder.de/hamster_with_gun.jpg

[Tadao]

http://content.onestepahead.com/assets/images/product/detail/11604.jpg

[Kitsa]

I'm totally gonna make my poodle a people skirt for halloween.

I was out walking her tonight and made the idiotic decision of bringing along the cats in their cart thing (long story) and this big labradoodle lunged at her and snarled and she took off like a horse that'd been slapped extra hard on the ass and if she'd been tethered to that cart the cats'd be in Outer Mongolia by now.

[Tadao]

Lol! Tell us the long story Kitsa, I'm gonna get some marshmallows. BRB

[Tadao]

http://www.roastedmarshmallowsbysuzanne.com/images/index_05.jpg

[Kitsa]

You're a barrel of lolz, tadao.

[Asila]

I hate tests that make me question my career decision >:

[Tadao]

Why are you pulling cats on a cart, their lazy ass legs better be broken.

[Tadao]

No wonder the neighbors avoid you you crazy lady!

[Tadao]

Your neighbors are dumb though, I wish I could get drunk and watch you pull cats around in a cart to a house with zombie barbie dolls. Then I'd put on my pants and go back inside.

[Kitsa]

I make life INTERESTING.

[Tadao]

http://www.gabrielgomez.com.ve/yagrumo/Perezas/senial_inf2.gif


So cute.

[Tadao]

How dangerous are wild sloths anyways?

[Tadao]

GOD DAMMIT KISTA, I MUST KNOW WHY YOU ARE PULLING CATS ON A CART AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I HAVE A IDEA, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST 6 OF THEM AND ALL PROBABLY WRONG.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.smithctr.com/_images/global/head_pic_5.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.postcardworld.co.uk/cards/subject/animals/dhill.jpg

would have been better, i don't want to talk about little girls.

[Pub Lover]

The topic is headaches. :(

[Pub Lover]

Plus I was lying about that whole thing about shaping the topic bullshit. :(

Please stop reading my posts. :(

[Pub Lover]

That was the first pic even related to my search term of 'headsplitting' that was safe for work.

I mean, who the hell wants to look at dicks cleaved in twain?

[Tadao]

Not I, I've seen enough of those.

[liquidstatik]

PACMAN why do decent lookin ******s fuck the ugliest fattest white girls? :eek

[Pub Lover]

In person?
I BET HALF YOU GUYS NEVER EVEN SMOKED SOJME WEED GET OUT THIS THREAD >:

I HAVE, AND IT SUCKED >:

SUCKED MY DICK, YOU PUSSY FACED BITCH >:

[liquidstatik]

DRUNKS CAN NEVER BE SATISFIED

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

probably. :(
PACMAN why do decent lookin ******s fuck the ugliest fattest white girls? :eek

Because they know they are making a white daddy cry somewhere.

[Tadao]

LS, are you not grounded from the computer anymore?

[liquidstatik]

the rich daddy of a hot sl*t wuld cry more i bet

[liquidstatik]

i do no tget grounded i forgot my password and then forgot to remember it D:

[Tadao]

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T MAKE THE GIRLS CRY :(

[Tadao]

I'M A SEXIST!

[liquidstatik]

THE SEXYIST MAYBE :*

[Asila]

Who are you provoking into tears?

[Tadao]

: puke

[Tadao]

Who are you provoking into tears?

No one, but in my heart I know I should be.

[Tadao]

stupid chivalry

[Asila]

It'll be okay

[Pub Lover]

T, you're unlikely to ever meet them & you could probably find better just by tossing bricks out your window.

Let them have it. ;) :orgasm >: :yum :wank

[Tadao]

I ment by being mean to them Pub :(

[Tadao]

:x

[Tadao]

http://www.fen.bilkent.edu.tr/%7Esevincli/images/don-quixote.gif

[Pub Lover]

I can't remember which translation it was, but I got less than a chapter into that book. :(

[Pub Lover]

I ment by being mean to them Pub :(

I'm sure you could multitask that in. ;) :hypno :x >: :lol

[Tadao]

I love the book, whats gay is that the windmill is only 1 small part of the story and not even the most exciting.

[Asila]

I've never gotten through it either, as far as I can recollect, hmmm

[Neen]

They might be giants!

[Tadao]

nuh-uh

ripped stockings are hot

[Tadao]

THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO A BUNNY :(

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/06/338766ubda_w.jpg

[Pub Lover]

ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HOT FOR IT

[Tadao]

I'M SORRY JESUS

[Kitsa]

I have the original in Spanish (actually I think Castilian) and I'm kind of meh about it. I think I'd like it a lot more if the general concept hadn't been Broadwayed and Lawrence-Welked to death.

Does anyone else feel okay when they first wake up and then like 20 minutes later feel like they want to go to sleep again? I swear that happens to me every damn morning.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

8am sales meeting over and i didn't get picked on once!! WOOHOO!
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/i-is-tired-wurk-too-hard.jpg

[Neen]

I would say go to bed earlier, maybe eat less in the evening, and perhaps go for a light walk before you hit the hay.

But I'm pretty sure you have me on ignore, so whatever.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Does anyone else feel okay when they first wake up and then like 20 minutes later feel like they want to go to sleep again? I swear that happens to me every damn morning.

i usually feel like that after an hour or two. i get alot of energy when i'm getting ready and commuting to work, but then when i get here i crash. i go to sleep fairly early, i think it's just my natural laziness showing.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

what, did i kill the thread? WHY NOBODY LIKES ME?!?!?!??!

god i am so bored.

[pac-man]

You killed it! You murderer!

[Pub Lover]

LOCK AND THREAD BACKUPS TIME, THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

[Tadao]

lets vote on it

[Esuohlim]

This thread is the pits!

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/06/n777648859_497912_1126.jpg

[wobzire]

Nice Tadao! You always manage to save this thread just in time.

[Esuohlim]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I HATE ANIMALS, STOP POSTING THAT SHIT IN HERE >:

JESUS CHRIST, WE CHASED OFF JEANETTE FOR A REASON >:

[Tadao]

WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT :tear

[Tadao]

On to the next topic!

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2917764545_a793b2af4b_o.jpg

[Tadao]

Accept that I get to play in the world of hellokitty tomorrow with 12 year old asian girls and pedophiles.

[Tadao]

A bunch of tales from the darkside are playing right now on scifi channel. AND YES I WORK FOR THEIR ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT.

[Kitsa]

I love tales from the darkside, although the theme song scared the everloving shit out of me when I was a kid.

My favorite was "The Cutty Black Sow".

When I was out today I started losing peripheral vision in my right eye, which was alarming because I'm not used to migraines and that stuff. Then I started seeing flashing dots, like that test at the eye doctor's where you have to press the button when you see it flashing. My mom said I was getting a migraine and I didn't believe her. Then I got walloped in the head with a sledgehammer or something. Dear god, I can't move without wanting to puke and I don't even know if what I'm saying is coherent.

Of course my dog picks this time to go on a wild barking spree and the neighbor kids start in with know what know what know what know what know what.

:shocked:suicide

[Tadao]

Yeah, when I was a kid the trees turning into negative bugged me a lot.

Did the sledge hammer feel like the left or right side?

[Kitsa]

That was the weird thing...the vision problems were all on the right side and the sledgehammer got me on the left.

[Tadao]

was the sledge hammer thing a lobe pain or a face/head pain?

[Kitsa]

It was like someone bashed a sledgehammer with full force into my left eye socket and cheekbone. I had to look in a mirror to make sure my face wasn't drooping- thought I was having a stroke.

[Tadao]

That is confusing then. I think you should seek medical attention. Don't die K? You are one of the only people who keep me in check and the world would suffer if you were deaded.

[Asila]

Actually, that does sound exactly like a migraine. I normally get the sledge-hammer right behind the eye thing and the vision problems on the same side, but I've had it on opposite sides before. I've got a mild one now, as a matter of fact.

[Kitsa]

It's actually not as bad as it was. The vision thing scared me. Now it's down to a manageable tension headache on the left side of my face. For a while there, believe me, I was thinking ER. And I HATE ERs.

[Tadao]

If she dies, I will be come the first plauge upon the earth and the final days will begin!

[Kitsa]

I doubt I'll die from this. Not from (corporation name deleted)'s lack of trying.

[Tadao]

I'm feeling much better now actually.

https://eee.uci.edu/clients/bjbecker/PlaguesandPeople/bringout.jpg

[Kitsa]

Ye gods I'm gonna try and sleep this off.

[Tadao]

You are medically trained and therefor know the dangers of self diagnosing. That said, be well.

[Tadao]

Well, maybe not medically trained, but you have seen a lot of people walk into the ER later than they should have. I bet they knew what was going on with their body at the time too and listened to their mums.

[Tadao]

I sure know how to make a person feel better : pub

[Kitsa]

I was medically trained. I just didn't finish med school. Got pretty damn far though.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

I went to school for medical billing and everyone in my office is constantly asking me to diagnose them.

[Tadao]

Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/HKO/HKO.jpg

[wobzire]

That looks like a blast.

[Tadao]

:defensemode
Yeah. Well, your grandma bought you WOW for your bday.

[Tadao]

fucking Canadians

[Kitsa]

I played Madeline's European Adventures and it kicked righteous ass.

The first thing they teach you in school is don't dare diagnose anyone unless your prof asks you to, or your resident, or whoever you're supposed to be looking up to at the moment. Ideally, don't diagnose anyone till you're board-certified with a paid-up malpractice policy.

I did a lot of in-my-head diagnosing, though, and had a pretty good accuracy rate.

[Tadao]

BTW it is fucking hot today in Southern California.

[Tadao]

The first thing they teach you in school is don't dare diagnose anyone unless your prof asks you to, or your resident, or whoever you're supposed to be looking up to at the moment. Ideally, don't diagnose anyone till you're board-certified with a paid-up malpractice policy.

I did a lot of in-my-head diagnosing, though, and had a pretty good accuracy rate.

You're like a female House. A Homemaker.

: fuckingZING

[Tadao]

TADAO
SMASH

[Kitsa]

I'm a shitty homemaker. I have a half-doctor brain and a half-artist brain and my disability renders me fucking useless. I wander off and leave a lot undone.

[Tadao]

YEAH, WELL MY LIFE IS WORSE THAN YOURS! :grumble

[Kitsa]

there are a lot of people with worse lives than mine.

[Tadao]

I'm in self loathing mode. Good thing I'm not a cutter. Bad thing I'm a jerk.

[Tadao]

You're right Pub, let's just trade passwords and get this over with.

[Tadao]

Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

Embrace it and own it, don't be like these other fags and try to change who you are.

DevilWearsPrada and pac-man for example.

[kahljorn]

ugh its been so hot in southern california recently ihate it and its wonderful in the mornings and kind of nice at night but for some reason the day time is horrendously hot.

[Sam]

IT IS FINE ALL DAY IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Hey! you live by me! :sex

[MetalMilitia]

It's really hot here in England too.


j/k

[Tadao]

The door handle on my sliding glass door is too hot to hold onto on the inside of the house.

[MetalMilitia]

Did someone put something hot on the other side to deter wet-bandits?

[MetalMilitia]

The acid test is to walk up your stairs and test for swinging paint cans.

[MetalMilitia]

Happy birthday Yukikio.

[kahljorn]

its been very hot during the day in southern california.

[Pub Lover]

fucking Canadians

Wobby is Canadian? I thought he was from Mexico. :x

[kahljorn]

anybody noticed how hot it is in southern californoa lately wooowweeeee

[kahljorn]

anybody noticed how hot it is in southern californoa lately WOOOWWEEEEE

[Kitsa]

In nobody cares news, the headache is much better except when I sneeze it feels like my left eyeball is going to explode.

[Tadao]

I thought wobby was Uk, until I detectively found out he was Canadian :x

[Tadao]

In nobody cares news, the headache is much better except when I sneeze it feels like my left eyeball is going to explode.

Maybe you have my disease :(

[MetalMilitia]

As a physician I suspect you have a problem with your sinus. :posh

[Asila]

It's not hot at all here, you people live in crazy land where it's not cool in October.

[Tadao]

Take two GHB and put this in your mouth.

[Tadao]

I recommended a Dr emoticon for this site.

http://www.cool-names.net/msn-emoticons-smiley/doctor.gif

[Tadao]

or something fancy

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley5/work/1.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/600x600/1104172.jpg

At first I thought Slutty Little Red Riding Hood had a big basket full of cocks. :(

They certainly look cream filled. :yum

[Tadao]

I bet she crushes bugs in those heels. Hawt!

[Tadao]

My hate is eternal :(

[MetalMilitia]

Talking of something unrelated I just noticed that populationpaste is no longer on-line. That side was disgustingly hilarious.

ADDED: My mistake it still is. Though it hasn't been updated in ages.

[Pub Lover]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa298/kuanyin50/Cats/CatDoctorResample.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

If my avatar wasn't already awesome I would totally use that.

[Tadao]

Yes, I will use cat Dr. when giving out advice. He should be an emoticon though :(

[Tadao]

He needs a name

[MetalMilitia]

Meowse MD

[Pub Lover]

GOOGLE SAYS THAT SITE IS ABOUT PORN, AND THAT YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERTCAT, METALMILITIA :eek

[Tadao]

Meowse MD

2ndeded

[MetalMilitia]

GOOGLE SAYS THAT SITE IS ABOUT PORN, AND THAT YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERTCAT, METALMILITIA :eek

I'd class it as adult humour with a hint of shitting dick nipples.

[Asila]

I would think that shitting dick nipples, like cumin, overpowers anything around it

[Neen]

That HABBO ad is following me around. I fucking hate it.

[Tadao]

remember our salaries are paid by ads like this dont forget to check your mailbox every week haha not you newb i was not talking to you

[Kitsa]

Why don't you-all just rename the "NEW USERS" thread to "LET THE NOOBS PROVIDE MATERIAL FOR THEIR OWN INTERNET WEDGIES
" and be done with it?

[Pub Lover]

Because the new name for this thread under that scheme would be hurtful. :(

[Kitsa]

I can think up lots of names for this thread under that scheme. Hurtful to whom?

[Tadao]

I can't believe people don't read two comments back before they post there. They deserve it for being so naive.

[Shyandquietguy]

I have somieone next to me who is hiding his face with a hoodie and sitting real close to the desk as if he were hiding a boner.

I want to touch him.

[Neen]

Was he watching you type that? I bet he was. I bet he is breathing hard, too.

Take him out back, you know you want to.

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't want him. I want stoffhimel. I want to touch him.

[Asila]

you people all suck, especially when I'm wide awake and you're sleeping.

WAKE UP YOU MISERABLE GITS

[Seven Force]

whats new here?

[Tadao]

My join date is older than yours. That's what's new. How ya doin'?

[ElPila666]

Asila if you need an argentinian boyfriernd remember i'm available, i mean it, i could even steal a plain if i got to :orgasm

[Seven Force]

doin' fine

[Yukiko]

Got my Bday message! Thank you!

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

and how do you figure that? i don't stalk, waste of time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Yukiko. The day is probably half way over now for you huh?

[wobzire]

Maybe you just haven't found anyone worth stalking.

[Trats12]

Whats up people!

[Kitsa]

Shit, I can hear knuckles cracking as we speak.

[Esuohlim]

hi im new here is this the chat room thread??? wats up every1 lol

[Esuohlim]

i like it hear i think i'll stick around :rock

[Sam]

hey guise i like stuf and if you dont like it or ytou dont like me hanging around guess what i got two wordss for you :fu yeah haha :fu


:fu

[Kitsa]

Milhouse, in a weird way you kind of look like your avatar, but I don't know why or how.

[Esuohlim]

f*** off dude this is my turf now

:boot

[Seven Force]

sup thrillhouse

[Tadao]

Whats up people!

Hi guy! Don't let these guys bug you. Welcome to the forums.

[Tadao]

and how do you figure that? i don't stalk, waste of time.

That is exactly what she would do, show up at my door to tell me I'm wrong and try to start an argument just so that she can talk to me again.

You even have Xs in your name :x

[Tadao]

http://www.iltsource.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/halloween-costumes-for-kids-in-wheelchairs.jpg

[Tadao]

http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Activities/famf0900drummer_drummer.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Dammit Yulia Tymoshenko, don't get klicked out of office. :tear

[Tadao]

I thought you were talking about the tv show. What did she do? Is she a Maverick?

[wobzire]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://www.russiablog.org/TimoshenkoDeskImage.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I thought you were talking about the tv show. What did she do? Is she a Maverick?

She tried to limit the Ukrainian President's power and he was all "NO WAY, BITCH!" and he dissolved parliament and now she isn't Prime Minister anymore. :(

[Tadao]

Silly bitch. She would only be able to get away with that if she was the President.

[Pub Lover]

In that case, roll on the 2010 Ukrainian Presidential election! :eek

McCain should be dead by then too.

President Palin vs. President Tymoshenko. :orgasm

[Tadao]

The more I see Palin, the more I see her man chin.

[Pub Lover]

Good point.

I'll email her campaign manager to suggest more low-cut blouses.

[Tadao]

If they were to team up together, can can sit on their porches and make sure Russia doesn't try any funny business.

[Pub Lover]

I'm pretty sure the Russian Prime Minister wouldn't mind getting doubleteamed by them.

[Tadao]

Great job Pub!

[Pub Lover]

The Russian President might like it as well, but he'd have to ask PM Putin first. :(

What I'd like to see is Nicolas Sarkozy get assassinated and his wife take over as President of France. :(

Sexy ladies should rule the world! :eek

[Tadao]

I meant your artwork.

[Pub Lover]

Oh jesus, that was just me being stupid.

I made progressively less effort in the process to the extent that when I hit a snag uploading it I almost deleted it all.

[Pub Lover]

I idea of perspective is pretty bad. :lol

Plus I only just noticed that the license plate got nicked after the first pic. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I idea of sentance are also pretty bad. :x

[Tadao]

I think his front left wheel got stolen while he was sliding across the hood.

[Pub Lover]

That happened because I kept having problems with the far side front wheel.

Bricks are way easier to draw than wheels.

[Tadao]

He is really unlucky on that day.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/october/Yulia-Tymoshenko-is-uninpressed-wit.jpg
"President Viktor Yushchenko accused Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko of wrecking the government through her "thirst for power"." :eek

I like that he was so scared of her that he went to Italy before making the announcement. :lol

[Pub Lover]

fucking photobucket truncated the file name. :(

[Tadao]

Never fuck with a Joan of Ark. People will be pissed and try to kill you.

[Pub Lover]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Pub-2.jpg

GOOD WROK! :lol

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! :eek

ARE YOU THE ONE THAT DELETED THE PICTURES I HAD OF YOU? >:

HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT? :(

[Grislygus]

I pull off SCANNERS type shit with my brain, man, I can blow up all your files like a mannequin head in front of a shotgun

CUTTING EDGE ANIMATION TECHNOLOGY:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PubRage.gif

[Guitar Woman]

SINGIN THROUGH YOU, TO ME

[Guitar Woman]

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