I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

FUCKIN HELL ARGGGGGGG WTF NIGG3R!

[Aaarg]

tadoa i will fu*k your s*it up man don't start with me boy

[Aaarg]

you'll never get a page brak again if i have anything to do with it ha ha ha :emlt

[Aaarg]

i am sorry please forgive me to make it up to you i will give you a box of cabbage leaves for your rabbits and i will throw in some carrot sticks that just expired

[Zomboid]

WHO'S THE BLONDE?

Also, I fucking hate the page Brak thing, so I applaud Aaaargh for this one.

[Tadao]

some comicon whore that I scared off while you were gone. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

[Zomboid]

THANKS

[Esuohlim]

Good job Tadao the only women we like around here are pretend women and trannies

[Fathom Zero]

someone said something about trannies

[Aaarg]

it was Esuohlim and he said "trannies"

[Tadao]

Remember the Ren Faire pic Tadao found of me? Here's some from THIS year's ren faire.

The wig has reminded me why I don't have long hair anymore--it's a bitch to keep out of your face.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5379/028mfg.jpg
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/1930/023ur.jpg
Well, uh, here goes!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/135/013xv.jpg
My GOD I am not photogenic. Anyhoo, this is me in my old dorm. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH SIDE IS MINE?

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2200/1007otakon443.jpg
Me in costume at Otakon 2010 as Lili from Tekken.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1280/030pug.jpg

Well here's my attempt at being photogenic...
http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8992/089x.jpg

:wank

[Aaarg]

oh yeah she was from maryland

[Pub Lover]

Urabe is a transfer student who recently came to Tsubaki's school. After a series of strange events, Tsubaki finds himself addicted to Urabe's drool. Once she claims the addiction as love sickness, the relationship slowly progresses, focusing on the odd bond that comes out of the drool attachment...

[Esuohlim]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/135/013xv.jpg

OH YEAH. I was like "Listen lady we already HAVE a female version of Fathom Zero and his name is Dylan Alford so g*t the fuck o*t of here" but what I really wanted to do was bang that shit, which triggered all of my subsequent Fathom Zero sex dreams :(

[Aaarg]

the problem i have with that image is that kids who are too young to remember the nes FUCKING LOVE the nes.

[Aaarg]

also because now i'm thinking about i-mockery sex parties and that's just weird

the weirdest part is tadao watching through the window

weirder still is don carlson aka pram maven aka the boy scout stalker

[Esuohlim]

the problem i have with that image is that kids who are too young to remember the nes FUCKING LOVE the nes.

hell yeah man the nes was pretty ill. It's this generation's "kids who are too young to remember the holocaust" i'd say

Urabe is a transfer student who recently came to Tsubaki's school. After a series of strange events, Tsubaki finds himself addicted to Urabe's drool. Once she claims the addiction as love sickness, the relationship slowly progresses, focusing on the odd bond that comes out of the drool attachment...

Anime is going to kill humanity before global warming even has a chance

[Pub Lover]

After school one day, he wakes Mikoto up from her desk, only to find a puddle of drool left behind. Absent-mindedly, he takes some on his finger and tastes it. Shortly afterwards, he falls ill. When Mikoto visits him, she claims that he is suffering from love-sickness, which he most likely got from tasting her drool. From there, the relationship begins, and Akira quickly asks Mikoto to be his girlfriend. Although she accepts, he continually feels that there is too much distance between them. Although they rarely have any physical contact, the two begin a ritual where Akira tastes a bit of Mikoto's drool each day. The drool can transmit feelings, among other things, between the two of them.

[Pub Lover]

Absent-mindedly, he takes some on his finger and tastes it.

:blah

[Fathom Zero]

I'm young enough to remember the Super Nintendo. :O my first game console followed by dat Game Boy Pocket

[Tadao]

I'm old enough to remember the NES and I think modern technology blows that shit out of the water.

[Zomboid]

Yeah. I remember being fucking awesome at Mega Man 1-3 and Ninja Gaiden, and now I'm terrible at those games, so fuck them.

Also, if that girl really turns your crank, Milhouse, you need higher standards, braw.

[Esuohlim]

No way, I just needed a vehicle for making fun of FZ's blatant homosexuality. :eek

[Chojin]

send me a link to the story and i will finish it :) honest :)

:orgasm

[Zomboid]

No way, I just needed a vehicle for making fun of FZ's blatant homosexuality. :eek

In that case: well done!

[Zomboid]

haaaaaw. Fuck you, page Brak.

[Fathom Zero]

YOU FEEL LIKE A KING

THEN IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU

HOW DO IT FEEL

[Esuohlim]

In that case: well done!

:picklehat Now that we are done MOCKING for the evening we can retire on the couch with a big bowl of BOO BERRY :picklehat

[kahljorn]

that girl was fuckable in at least half of her photos ;o

[Sam]

HEY JERKS.

[Esuohlim]

that girl was fuckable in at least half of her photos ;o

Her legs look really smooth :( :(

[Sam]

I BET SHE HAS VELVETY SOFT SKIN.

[kahljorn]

I BET SHE HAS A vElVeTY vAGINA

[Esuohlim]

A VELVEETA VAGINA :x

[kahljorn]

YOU FEEL LIKE A KING
:lol

[kahljorn]

A VELVEETA VAGINA :x

SHES GOT THAT CHEESEY CONCH

[Sam]

CHEESY PLEASE ME

[kahljorn]

THE OTHER DAY THIS GIRL WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IN CLASS WITH HER ASS HANGING OUT O FHER PANTS AND SHE HAD A THONG ON

ALSO SHE LOOKS AT ME A LOT AND SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A SLUT BUT She tAKES THE CLASS WITH HER BOYFRiEND I THINK

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SItUATION

I WANNA GET AT THE BITCHES CONCH AND CHEESE

[Fathom Zero]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4845/kingoffightersxigamecha.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

kahljorn, you need to play Command & Conquer with her nether regions

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO, THIS ISN'T THE POST YOUR PICTURE HERE THREAD. :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

COMMAND AND VELVETTA CONCH HER

[Aaarg]

FATHOM ZERO, THIS ISN'T THE POST YOUR PICTURE HERE THREAD. :rolleyes

burn

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THE OTHER DAY THIS GIRL WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IN CLASS WITH HER ASS HANGING OUT O FHER PANTS AND SHE HAD A THONG ON

ALSO SHE LOOKS AT ME A LOT AND SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A SLUT BUT She tAKES THE CLASS WITH HER BOYFRiEND I THINK

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SItUATION

I WANNA GET AT THE BITCHES CONCH AND CHEESE

You need to konk her conch.

[Tadao]

Just send this to her phone with a winky emoticon

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GD7kgG_0bkc/TOnCeb6--NI/AAAAAAAABGY/cJ_-5hjjZg0/s1600/PREHISTORIC_POP.jpg

[Babs]

HEY GAIS, you talkin bout blowin on that tanuki hoes conch? Atleast I believe from my past imock lurking that's her.

[kahljorn]

i dont knowif i can truist tanukis conch enough to blow on it

[Pub Lover]

http://amren.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Speakers.jpg

[Tadao]

That's worse than the my little pony gang. :eek

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Aaarg]

That's worse than the my little pony gang. :eek

the difference is :xmas3:lol2:lol2:lol2:killme

[Tadao]

The difference is that women at the Re Fairs like to squish their bewbs together and display them and it is perfectly alright to stare at them, slap them on the ass and call her a wench. Not at all that bad now that I thinks about it. Accept you have to pay 10 dollars for a quarter pound of boiled red cabbage.

[Tadao]

you'll never get a page brak again if i have anything to do with it ha ha ha :emlt

It would seem that you have nothing to do with it. :hat

[Tadao]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lehdf2P2hc1qcq9ado1_500.jpg

[Dimnos]

:motorboat

[Fathom Zero]

My god, that is fantastic.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Her cups runneth over :eek

[Babs]

They are Trayvon.

[Kitsa]

At the con I just visited, I found myself alone in a room with a sort of nerdy guy and an attention whore with mashed-up boobs and an Invader Zim backpack. As if the in-your-face boobs weren't enough, she sat for a moment and said, "Oh, I hate my boobs!"

The guy kind of looked up and went back to what he was doing.

That wasn't enough for her, so she said, "I stick my phone down my bra and my boobs always dial someone!"

He was just sort of like, uh huh, so she went off to boob someone else. The whole thing about girls not coming to stuff like that is a fallacy just like no girls on the internet. The vast majority of twentysomething girls there were the kind of chunky, needy attention-whores who look at sci fi convention guys like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Zhukov]

Apt assessment.

[Colonel Flagg]

I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

[Babs]

Was she fat with zits all over her tits?

[Grislygus]

Hang on, I'm psychic; yes, fat with zits on tits, "bisexual" but only dates guys, allergic to everything under the sun, constant random medical problems that she won't shut up about, constantly posts facebook pics of herself in that one shirt/bra combo that always makes her tits pop out, tells anyone who will listen that she has "problems opening up to people", hates her coworkers, has every videogame console imaginable but spends all of her time playing WOW, and has one equally fat ex boyfriend that she keeps getting back together with because he's the only person in the world that's more of a loser than she is

[Kitsa]

You forgot the age-inappropriate pigtails that were more sad than sexy, and I think it was more compressed chest fat than "tits", but you're on the right track.

[Pub Lover]

Don't keypads lock in the US? :eek

[Kitsa]

No match for boobs when there's attention to be had

[Babs]

So her boyfriend/thing is pram maven.

[Zomboid]

Milhouse, did you ever end up boning that girl with the periodic table shirt?

[Esuohlim]

NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.

[Sam]

I DID. :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

Did you COPPER a feel? :eek

Did you BARIUM into her cunt? :eek

Element puns >:

[Babs]

You're out of your element, that's why she didn't fuck you.

[Sam]

I GAVE HER A SAMMIUM ENEMA.

[Babs]

Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

[Zomboid]

NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.

:(

[captain516]

Hi Pub

[Pub Lover]

:)

Hullo.

[kahljorn]

Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

[Colonel Flagg]

I GAVE HER A SAMARIUM ENEMA.

fixed. :nerd

[Babs]

Awww so he was trying flush cancer out of her ass with a rare earth metal. Sam, you are to kind.

[Esuohlim]

This is why i am not even mad and all is forgiven

[Aaarg]

barfk

[Pentegarn]

did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

:lol

[Babs]

Sounds to cool for me.:melt

[Fathom Zero]

Tornado eight blocks from me.

It's a weeknight in Oklahoma.

[Tadao]

I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

I have the same problem accept I keep my phone in my front pocket. :eek

[Kitsa]

I would pay a guy to wander a convention like that complaining about his dick. Just to see what happens.

[Babs]

Kitsa, were you by any chance at the marcon convention this past week?

[Kitsa]

Yes, Babs, I was.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I apparently caused a company-wide incident the other day. I had a meeting with my boss about it and basically told her outright that I'm emotionally uneffected because I think being a salesman is a soul-crushing job and I'm only doing it to fund my art until I can sustain myself on that because being a salesman is depressing.

She spent a good hour trying to tell me how much I "accomplished" at the company in the last year, and promised me she'd make me belated birthday brownies tomorrow.


I'm pretty sure she has no idea how to reprimand employees. She knows a hell of a lot about baking though. I was about to quit but now I realize how cushy I have it.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/ctPex.gif

[Babs]

Milhouse has a point

[Pub Lover]

He does.

Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof

[Babs]

http://www.nakedrobber.com/wp-content/uploads/nakedrobber-bronies.jpg

Would you like some ass with that burger?

[kahljorn]

lol what is that :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That is horrific and sad all at once.

[Babs]

An abomination

[Esuohlim]

CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL

[Babs]

I wonder how their male bonding goes about.

[Esuohlim]

LIKE THIS: *dicks touch each other*

[Babs]

Gee golly milhouse, do you think they know about the danger of VD?

[Babs]

Shit, my bad. I forgot absolutely NONE of their pee pee's have ever been around or near a vag and don't start counting that fugly beast bitch in the middle because I'm pretty sure her slit has forced itself to heal a flesh dam over "it".

[Sam]

CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL

CHECK OUT MULEHORSE THE BRONY FAG IN HIS JERK SKELLINGTON HAT :LOL

[Babs]

INSIDE JOKE IS GAY

[Otto]

All of my furniture came from Goodwill. I'm not a hipster, I just miss large stretches of my minimum wage job due to my crippling mental illness.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.nakedrobber.com/wp-content/uploads/nakedrobber-bronies.jpg

Would you like some ass with that burger?

IS that all one picture or a collage. Milhouse is really short then.

[Esuohlim]

yeah but i'm the only one there who is rad as heck

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to go there wearing a Ponyta shirt and start some serious business.

[Tadao]

MOVE THIS SHIT TO THE FUCKING PONIES THREAD YOU FUCKING HORSE HUMPING NIGG3RS

[Aaarg]

it's time for bunnytalk

[kahljorn]

i sitll dont understand wtf is going on in tht picture

aren't those like a bunch of celebrity assburgers or something?

[Esuohlim]

It is a meeting of distinguished gentleman regarding their favorite horse-related cartoon entertainment.

And after making avatars from this picture it's been permanently etched in my mind that Shyandquietguy is the guy whose head is touching the word "meetups" on the screen

[Zhukov]

Shit, me too.

[kahljorn]

same.

and the guy in the ower right corner was zhukov right?

[Zhukov]

I don't think that was funny.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

zootkhov

[Tadao]

same.

and the guy in the ower right corner was zhukov right?

I don't think that was funny.

FIVE PICKLES

[Tadao]

http://us.media.blizzard.com/emails/mop87z8qbn01x/images/header-enus.jpg
:lol

[kahljorn]

hell yea now they can get a commercial with jack black/kungfu panda like they did with chuck norris

[Tadao]

except that it's a fakey and they try to steal your WoW user/pass

:(

[ThrashO]

http://www.nakedrobber.com/wp-content/uploads/nakedrobber-bronies.jpg

Whose the cum target in the blue beanie? Also, notice how dense the surrounding circle of virgins are.

[Babs]

You can be the cum target, it's unclaimed.

[ThrashO]

:wank :melt

[Esuohlim]

http://powerstates.com/wp-content/uploads/loftus.jpg

This person is apparently named Elizabeth Loftus, but she can't fool me. This is Nathan Lane in a wig, right?

[kahljorn]

http://www.nakedrobber.com/wp-content/uploads/nakedrobber-bronies.jpg

Whose the cum target in the blue beanie? Also, notice how dense the surrounding circle of virgins are.

pretty sure thats a dude.

even if its not a dude it prolly still has a penis like growth for a vagina

[Tadao]

Well shit then, let's become a bronie web forum!

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bronie.+cool+pic+i+found+not+mine_d21cc7_3119775.j pg

[Pentegarn]

I thought we already were :lol

[Tadao]

http://chzbromania.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/guidos-bros-douchebags-fratboys-brony-ready-for-action.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Brony4_Vendor.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Brony1_Security.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.ntdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/29_Brony2_web_ap.jpg

[Tadao]

YAY! THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEATING UP GIRLS!

[Pentegarn]

There is a chick/(possibly) chicks in that last photo, there must be some mistake

[Tadao]

THEY LIKE TO "BORROW" MONEY FROM FRIENDS.

[Tadao]

I TOLD CIG ON YOU FAGS! I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER AND YELLS AT YOU WHILE I JACK OFF!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Or mrs. beatleguese

Edit: wherever that picture milhouse found went to with nathan lane in it.

[Pentegarn]

I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER

and i hope to come in hot bitches

[Tadao]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OoVKn_GTUFM/TqUxrCUqrKI/AAAAAAAAPbs/PeheqdtaG5A/s1600/Midwest_Brony_Meetup_GroupShot2.jpg

[Tadao]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mTxVe3pFurs/Tl9RDowdcYI/AAAAAAAALWQ/0X35yxEP-48/s1600/Melbourne+Anime+Festival+Brony+Meetup1.jpg

[Tadao]

http://blogs.longwood.edu/wgst/files/2011/09/Brony.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/460997/thumbs/s-BRONY-MY-LITTLE-PONY-BRONYCON-large300.jpg

[Tadao]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/006/7/b/brony_meetup___christchurch__new_zealand_by_agryx-d4lk3xs.png

[Tadao]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tadao]

HE LOOK GUYS I HAVE A HOT TOPIC FROM 4CHAN! AREN'T I COOL! PLEASE LOVE ME!

[ThrashO]

fuck, these guys are badasses.

[Babs]

I TOLD CIG ON YOU FAGS! I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER AND YELLS AT YOU WHILE I JACK OFF!

How is that meat hole doing? God, I miss her drunken nights.

[Tadao]

SHUT THE FUCK UP COATTAIL NIGG3R

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Babs]

You're just mad she showed me the skin and you got underwear pix BRO

[Tadao]

I didn't even get undy pix. She's more like a sister than a bitch on the internet who teases me.

FAG

[Tadao]

OH OH! YOU BETTER DELETE YOUR HISTORY BEFORE THE PSYCHO CUNT YOU CALL LOVE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN.

[Pentegarn]

Probably should have sent her some bronie pics, then you'd get what you want

[Babs]

I'm on my phone its all good though, thanks for the recommendation my big brother who likes to tease me.

[Babs]

P.s. I'm naked right now talking to you.

[Tadao]

http://www.jacksonvillecriminaldefenselawyerblog.com/496053_angry_woman_2.jpg

[Babs]

That makes my dick hurt

[Chojin]

every time i see a brony picture now, i scan for willie

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/5mJnl.png
http://i.imgur.com/kfpMC.png

[kahljorn]

ponies can change dark elves into high elves?

[Babs]

I'm such a sucker for 40's. It's the Jew in me.

[ThrashO]

like malt liquor

or like hiroshima

[Babs]

Malt

[Babs]

3 deep now

[Esuohlim]

every time i see a brony picture now, i scan for willie

Me too because I've actually found him once or twice.

And then I thought I found him in a Space Ghost costume, but it turns out it wasn't him

http://i.imgur.com/HuXeT.jpg

[Babs]

Please post the brony pictures and how sure are you that isn't Willie?

[Esuohlim]

They're just the ones where he's carting around that giant cardboard cutout horse, only from other people's cameras so there's probably a ton of similar pictures all over the internet.

And he denied the Space Ghost picture himself in another thread somewhere. Probably Ask Willie.

[Fathom Zero]

nsn82jkJUCA

[Pentegarn]

They're just the ones where he's carting around that giant cardboard cutout horse, only from other people's cameras so there's probably a ton of similar pictures all over the internet.

And he denied the Space Ghost picture himself in another thread somewhere. Probably Ask Willie.

Yeah I doubt a person willing to admit they are a bronie would deny they were dressed as space ghost. The internet is filled with fat bearded guys after all, could be anyone

[Tadao]

FUCK YOU >:

[Pentegarn]

I don't put out unless I get my bronie pic fix

[Tadao]

I'M JUST SAYING THAT I'M NOT FAT NOR AM I BEARDED.

[Esuohlim]

nsn82jkJUCA

:lol :lol

[MarioRPG]

HEY GUYS EXAMS ARE GOING WELL I WILL RETURN TO YOU SOMEDAY



:(

[ThrashO]

Holy fuck dick clark is dead.

THAT MEANS THERE WONT BE A FUCKING NEW YEAR.

THE MAYANS WUR RIGHT.

:melt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't believe he lived to 185.

[Esuohlim]

Did everyone get too high today to post or something

lol weed lol hitler lol columbine fuck today, the whole internet is one big terrible comedian on April 20

[Babs]

Fucking hippies

[Big McLargehuge]

Dang bros, i've been smoking that DAAAAAANK STANKY! 4/20 ferever.

[Big McLargehuge]

HITLERS' BIRTHDAY COLUMBINE

[Esuohlim]

Cue Kitsa coming to tell us she's not too fond of hitler or columbine :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I slept through most of yesterday and didn't get high.

hunh.

[Big McLargehuge]

you are an apathetic little androgyne.

[Fathom Zero]

I put up a stage for the OKC Arts Counsel today.

And worked on mah Aikido yesternight

unpotted

My life's a burning ball of excitement.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6963/ablade2313a.jpg

[Babs]

I'm buying a bolex with a som bethiot lens! Fuck yeah for 16mm!

[Tadao]

Aikido is for people who can't move around to well like fat people and cripples. What are you, fucking lazy?

[Fathom Zero]

Aikido is for people that want to break wrists as opposed to striking people.

We also cover Judo, Karate, and BJJ but it was an Aikido review last night.

[Tadao]

Yeah, because kung fu and karate doesn't have any wrist breaking techniques. :eek

[Tadao]

I'd like to learn Kali but my body wont do it. It's all about getting in close with deadly strikes, works great if you have a knife. Pretty much the opposite of Aikido

PL4CEaUMhZo

[Fathom Zero]

Don't get me wrong, I love Karate. I'm working on finger strengthening and Nukite so I don't need knives. :eek

And more so that my fingers don't break when I punch someone. Never heard of Kali, though. It's a derivative of something else, I'm assuming? I'm not at all knowledgeable about most things.
Yeah, because kung fu and karate doesn't have any wrist breaking techniques. :eek
BUT YUKI CHIGAI LOOKS SO COOL

EDIT: Also, more than the techniques, I dig the kata a lot more. We've been over the Pinan kata, the Isshinryu Kusanku, Tensho, and this weird Shito Ryu kata called Aoiyagi which has these neat wavy and backstepping blocks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm a black belt in Zui Quan but I'd like to learn Akido too.

[Fathom Zero]

Funny you say that - our senpai was gonna show us some next semester.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'd highly recommend it. Not really a black belt so much as a I've seen Drunken Master 1, 2a and 2b enough on vhs to wear out the tapes.

[Fathom Zero]

I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT, BILLIAM.

I think it would be awesome. I'm pretty good at balancing myself, so it'd be awesome to learn how to reach and strike from awkward positions.

[Kitsa]

I guess I'm duty-bound by dint of genaeology to not like Hitler but the rest I don't really have an opinion on.

I like stuff. I dunno where you got that i hated everything. I thought people just talk more about what they don't like than what they do.

[Esuohlim]

just raggin' ya kitsa s'all good

[Tadao]

fuck all yall

[Kitsa]

every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT, BILLIAM.

I think it would be awesome. I'm pretty good at balancing myself, so it'd be awesome to learn how to reach and strike from awkward positions.

I'm really good at the fluid strikes and movements. The hardest part I think are the drop rolls let alone the drop roll attacks. I used to really excel at rolls from different drop positions but they take their toll.

[Fathom Zero]

every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.
yo man, that ain't cool dawg. I take offense, Miss.

In any case, it's not like we're talking about Tornado Kicks and Superman Punches here.
I'm really good at the fluid strikes and movements. The hardest part I think are the drop rolls let alone the drop roll attacks. I used to really excel at rolls from different drop positions but they take their toll.
My ankle's never been 100% since I broke it some years ago, so I wasn't able to roll or kick well in the beginning. I've just recently begun to practice more of it.

[Zhukov]

every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

:lol

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

[Sam]

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

[Big McLargehuge]

]I forgot how much more hateful this place used to be. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

As an aside, my senpai in the club gave me a set of tonfa. :eek

Now I can look like a shithead and hurt myself.

[Sam]

LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

I BRING THIS SHIT TO A HIGHER LEVEL TONITE

[Esuohlim]

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650


I BET NON OF YOU FUCKS COULD EVEN HOLD A SWORD

lol Rongi was 12

[Tadao]

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT


;)

[Tadao]

I like scimitars.
http://www.bdancer.com/med-guide/images/swords.gif
I'd dance seductively up to my foes, and while their eyes are glued to my whirling sword and swaying hips, I'll chop their heads off before they even knew what hit them.



:lol

[Sam]

lol Rongi was 12

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

[Fathom Zero]

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT


;)
I would on the condition that we make wooshy noises.

[Tadao]

I would have to because my dick isn't that big. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

[Sam]

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

does your mama know

that you talk to your elders

with such a trash mouth?

[Grislygus]

FATHOM, SAM, AND KHALJORN

WHAT'S UP COCKBAGS

[Fathom Zero]

FILLED WITH SELF-LOATHING

[Grislygus]

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I-Mockery

[Grislygus]

LIKE, A YEAR AGO


IS THE CHEESEBURGER SHIT REALLY THAT OLD?

[ThrashO]

YOU DIDNT TELL ME >:

A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."

i didnt write that you gookin moon cricket n!gger faggot

[ThrashO]

:lol i just realized that the username who entered that is thrasho, yet it discusses boo berry, a cereal only available near portland oregon crack houses and molestaries (they have those).

[ThrashO]

i guess this means that im going to have to start an account on urban dictionary in an effort to clear my name. I may get the FBI involved. this is slander. How will i get my gas station attendant job.

I HAVE BEEN BESMIRCHED. BAMBOOZLED. BELITTLED. BESMEGMA'D.

[Big McLargehuge]

I AM SURE IT IS A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU DIDN"T DO WHEN YOU WERE UPSET AT SOME POINT AND NOW WANT TO DEFLECT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO INTERNET HANGOUT WITH "UNFUNNY LOSERS".

[Pentegarn]

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I-Mockery

That looks like a much shittier version of the encyclopedia dramatica entry

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/north-korea-issues-unusually-specific-threat-152720861.html

North Korea going to blow up South Korea in 4 minutes or less

:WW3 !

[Fathom Zero]

As I understand it, most people that know enough about Karate to follow Karate-do wouldn't charge anything for teaching someone. My club doesn't. :|

But then, it's just a club and not really a dojo or anything, so I'm not sure what people charge.

Conversely, fuck off babby

[Esuohlim]

Aren't we at the point now where entire wars can be fought by nerds behind computers

[Fathom Zero]

If we were, you wouldn't be poor. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We're going to start getting drafted by the U.S government for star craft camps.

[Aaarg]

fart poop

[Esuohlim]

If we were, you wouldn't be poor. :eek

:eek

I would accidentally turn on Sticky Keys and murder the whole planet :(

[Esuohlim]

We're going to start getting drafted by the U.S government for star craft camps.

:lol And all the while Hickman is running in full gear through deserts. alone

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"We've raised the allegations with the Chinese government ... as part of our ongoing close consultations on North Korea," he told reporters. He was referring to U.S. suspicions about the vehicle, essentially a large truck on top of which a missile can be mounted.


So I'm pretty sure N Korea either has
1) A cross between metal gear/shagohod and a Tuk-Tuk.
2) They're driving around in Calypso's vehicle from Twisted Metal 4 after N Korea bought 989 studios.

[Kitsa]

I laughed when I saw this headline.

CNN Report: Are Men Stupid? (http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/23/opinion/ghitis-men-stupid/index.html?hpt=hp_bn7)

[Esuohlim]

NOT ME, THAT'S NOT FUNNY

We have been oppressed for so long

[Dimnos]

I fucking hate jet fighter pilots who are also master brewmisters. Such dicks. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No William, you are American.

I'm part french canadian on my moms side.

[Tadao]

That makes you part french, not part canadian

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://genealogy.about.com/od/canada/a/french-canadian.htm

[Zomboid]

:\

[Tadao]

:\ indeed

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:\

[Tadao]

Hey guys, my mom is white I guess that makes me 1/2 everything white!

[Tadao]

I'm 1/2 Australian. They have Caucasians there right?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

you're part aboriginal/crook then

[Tadao]

I'm 50 cent nigga

[kahljorn]

more like 50 jerks

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

50 can't

[Kitsa]

God, Tadao, the survey places would fall all over themselves getting to you, you should do the paid survey thing, you're all the races they want.

[Fathom Zero]

THIS PLACE IS A TOMB

I'M GOING TO THE NUT SHOP WHERE IT'S FUN

[Tadao]

I'LL LET YOU LICK MY NUTTY POP