I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

Both Miami Vice and VCRs? :eek

[Zhukov]

Finland is ranked number 1 for 'prosperity' in the world. Australia is 6th and the USA is 9th.

http://www.prosperity.com/rankings.aspx

[captain516]

I miss the days of VHS :(

[Pub Lover]

has anyone tried white dwarf

I prefer red dwarf :posh

LAGER'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A VINDALOO

http://www.propstore.com/img/products/453/rd0001a.jpg

Isn't JMC a fitness/vitamin store? Is that RX beer?

I left this open for a few hours. I don't remember what I was going to say about it. Oh well. Post Count ++

[Seven Force]

anybody else get spam in their inbox?

[Kitsa]

all the freakin' time, with read receipt requests.

[Esuohlim]

anybody else get spam in their inbox?

HELLO OLD FRIEND

[Sam]

FEET

[Seven Force]

Yes I have returned...for now. Lenor says hello

[Esuohlim]

FUCK THAT BITCH

[Sam]

FEET

[Seven Force]

I tried Esuohlim, I tried...

[Seven Force]

and her feet

[Esuohlim]

SON YOU GOTTA LAY THAT BITCH DOWN AND GIVE HER A GOOD THROAT MASSAGE WITH YOUR DICK + CUM

[Seven Force]

What's new with you guys

[elx]

i -mockery you will be my friend for the next week, hooray!

[Esuohlim]

You're welcome

[Tadao]

sup niggas

[Esuohlim]

What's new with you guys

Willie is possibly dead :(

[Fathom Zero]

He moved. I think.

[Seven Force]

What? No way. :(

[Grislygus]

So yesterday I basically just showed up at a life-drawing class already in progress at the college and started drawing, nobody said shit.

The funny part is that one of the seniors in the class was the same senior that was assisting in my portfolio development class, she recognized me and kept coming over to look at what I was drawing; she particularly liked this one;

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0063.jpg

and said that it was "SO PRETTY", except when she came over to take a look the only thing that I had drawn so far was the model's lower back and ass, so the moral of the story is that my drawings of women can make a straight girl think another woman's ass is SO PRETTY, which could probably prove to be the greatest superpower ever

[Grislygus]

Wait a second, there's already a conversation going on in here n/m so back on topic if everybody claps their hands and believes in Willie he'll come back to life :(

[Fathom Zero]

FACEBOOK DETECTIVERY helped me find that out.

[Pub Lover]

Willie ain't dead, you twits. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Sam]

WILLIE WON'T EVER DIE

[Tadao]

He's playing possum.

[elx]

OPOSSUM

[elx]

you did really well with the above the neck stuff, grislygus!

[Tadao]

Her legs are gross.

[Fathom Zero]

feet like werewolf footpads

[Seven Force]

ugh, hell no

[Grislygus]

okay you people are losing sight of the superpower I recieved after being bitten by a radioactive bisexual woman who escaped the museum display case she was being housed in and the awesome responsibility that it entails

[Sam]

ugh werewolf feet

[Tadao]

After you got praise, did you feel like you didn't need to continue doing a decent job?

[Fathom Zero]

The star of this movie, Kane Hodder, has the biggest neck I've ever seen on any many. It is worth renting to check out his neck. This movie wasn't even closely accurate to the real story but do check out this guy's neck.
:lol

[Seven Force]

okay you people are losing sight of the superpower I recieved after being bitten by a radioactive bisexual woman who escaped the museum display case she was being housed in and the awesome responsibility that it entails
sounds like you're tryin too hard chief why dontcha take a break

[Seven Force]

ugh werewolf feet

ugh, for real

[elx]

did you give her back rolls?

[Tadao]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photo0063.jpg



Let's have another gander.

[Tadao]

I think she has a cast on her right calf.

[Emu]

Is that Sarah Palin

[Tadao]

I'm watching Donnie Darko and GUESS WHAT SCENE I FORGOT ABOUT

goddamit

the one with him jerking off under hypnosis?

http://filmbrain.typepad.com/filmbrain/images/donnie_darker.jpg

[Grislygus]

WHY ARE MY POSTS NOT BEING POSTED STUPID FUCKING PHONE

if this gets through send a rescue team I AM UNABLE TONM COMMUNICATE

[Grislygus]

I CAN'T SAY THE JOKE NOW THE TIMING IS RUINED >:>:>:>:

[Grislygus]

>:

[Tadao]

You know what people I really hate? The people who quote the post directly above every fucking time. Why would they do that? Are the stupid? Yes they are.

[Grislygus]

After you got praise, did you feel like you didn't need to continue doing a decent job?

:( dude we had all of ten minutes

[Tadao]

so that's a yes then.

[Grislygus]

GODDAMN DELAY I'M GOING TO OFFICE SPACE THIS PHONE COPIER STYLE

[Grislygus]

bullSHIT "yes" i only got to render the legs and head in the last two minutes






which still reflects badly one me because it shows exactly how shitty my time management is :( EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME CAN GO TO HELL

[Grislygus]

LOADING

LOADING

CONNECTING

LOADING

"POSTING"










"PLEASE WAIT"

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Zhukov]

What is this part here?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/Photo0063.jpg

[Esuohlim]

That appears to be a buttock :posh

[The Leader]

The left one to be precise, along with part of the back.

[Fathom Zero]

The shadow from the arm makes it looks weird.

BUT THE MAN DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME, GUYS

[Grislygus]

you shoulda seen the five minute ones :x

[Tadao]

Did the model have mud flaps?

[Grislygus]

She was... slightly masculine.

[Tadao]

sexy masculine or fat fratboy (chojin) masculine.

[Grislygus]

Masculine as in bikers would want to pay her to wrestle "sexy" trailer trash ladies in dive bars, but wouldn't really want her to be the one getting pinned

[Pub Lover]

I think you did a good job, Gus. :)

[Pub Lover]

isn't that a kilt?
Something like that.
wait a second i thought you were a chick ;/
I am. :(
You must get a nice breeze down there =3
I wouldn't call the icy southern wind's needle fingers 'nice'. :x
You look a lot different to how I remember.
I had to change my identity. :eek

[elx]

skype bowling is rigged

[Pentegarn]

Did the model have mud flaps?

You talking about mudflaps?

My girls got em :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

I met her on Monday, now that was a Fun Day

(you know what I mean)

[Kitsa]

What, your metabolisms never slowed down?

:(

Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch.

[elx]

DEAR WIFFLES, WILL YOU BE MY VICE PRESIDENT? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE VICE PRESIDENT TO THE PERSON WHO WAS GOING TO WIN PRESIDENT. WHICH IS ME, NOT ELX.

-Sam
THAT'S IT SAMANTHA. YOU KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE A TEAM BUT MY TEAM WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT WIFFLES; YOU KNOW THAT SHES TOO NICE TO SAY NO TO YOU SO YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT JUST LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

I ALSO WANTED GRISLYGUS AS OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER BECAUSE HE COULD MAKE US COOl POSTERS BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST. THANKS A lOT BRO. JUST YOU AND ME NOW. STARTING AT THIS MOMENT I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU SITTING PRETTY IN THIS HERE CHAT THREAD CHASING YOUR GOD DARN RAINBOWS AND FOREVER SPOILING THE DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS. PREPARE FOR COMBAT, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS AND FULL STEAM AHEAD, IT'S BATTLE TIME!!!!!


AND I HAVE SOME BAR-B-QUE'N TO DO.


MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS,
elx
-THE SOON TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS-

[San]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.


ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN.

[elx]

aww thanks sam, i'm glad you've come to your senses. i graciously accept this title with the promise that i will not let you all down!

[Colonel Flagg]

What, your metabolisms never slowed down?

:(

Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch.

FWIW, I eat less than I did in school, but I still eat pretty much what I want, and my BMI is hovering around 25. For my age, that's pretty good. I could stand to lose about 10 pounds, though. :(

As far as movie mind-rapes go, though, the killer hair is still giving me some wierd thoughts that won't go away easily. :( On the flip side, I convinced my Dad to watch TIST in its entirety, and he admitted that, once he realized it was satire, it was pretty funny.

[Sam]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.


ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN.

ONE OPPONENT DOWN NOW THAT SAN IS OUT OF THE WAY AND HAS COME OUT ABOUT HIS HOMOSEXUALITY AND BODY ODOR. I AM ONE STOP CLOSER TO CLOSING THE DOOR ON THIS LANDSLIDE VICTORY FOR SAM, AFTER I CRUSH ELX.

[Zhukov]

Well it's a shame that San had to pull out, but now that the anti-elx vote is no longer split I think that there will be a surge in Sam popularity.

[Tadao]

KISS HER ON THE NAPE OF THE NECK

[elx]

too late i already accepted my title. better luck in three years, samantha!

[Sam]

That's cute, but my title is much more offical sounding and indicating of the victory I had achieved as Official I-Mockery Class President. Better luck in 3 years, maybe girls will be allowed to vote by then.

[Zhukov]

I guess it's a tie, and the only way to win a tie is to post pictures of your legs and let the community vote on who has the best.

It's been done this way for generations.

[Sam]

I knew Zhukov only voted for me because I am a sexual object to him

[elx]

sam has hairy ginger giraffe legs, so i win again

[Zhukov]

Sam, if I wanted to see your legs I would create some kind of outlandish reason that would make it so you had to show them to me, or else lose this class presidency. :rolleyes:

[Sam]

I have beautiful presidential legs that I use to make this board a better place for everyone.

[elx]

prove it!

[Zhukov]

Let's see 'em them.

[Sam]

They are similar to this:

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/12/miracle-legs.jpg

EXCEPT MUCH MORE ERGONOMIC

[Tadao]

IS HE HALF DRUM?

[elx]

hey sam maybe you could be the lunch lady

[Sam]

hey elx maybe you could be the lunchy lady because as a woman it is your job to cook food and thats it

[Sam]

OH AND MAKE BABIES

[Tadao]

PUT ON THE BLUE SUIT JACKET

[elx]

NO MY JOB AS THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TO KISS BABIES AND THEN HAND THEM BACK

just as it should be

[Sam]

SEEE, IT'S ALL A BIG ATTENTION WHORING FOR YOU

I AM IN IT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE ISSUES

[Zhukov]

Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

[Sam]

Thank you Zhukov, we all know Tasmanians are political geniuses and I accept the proclamation from my OFFICIAL TASMANIAN DIPLOMAT.

[elx]

but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

[Sam]

Shows how good THEY were :rolleyes

[elx]

THEREFORE I AM MORE TRUSTED AND OPEN AND HONEST

[Sam]

Well I guess Sam wins since I see no other competition.

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS, SWEETCAKES.

TAKE IT TO THE LUNCH LADY ROOM. >:

[Zhukov]

but i showed my legs at least three times to this forum already thank you :(

I only remember ONCE and that time it wasn't the best view. You have to do it again.

[elx]

LIKE I'D EVER TAKE MY BUREAUCRATICAL LEGS INTO YOUR ROOM

[elx]

noo :(

[Grislygus]

BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

[Sam]

ELX DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FOREIGN MEMBERS, WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON SHE IS.

[Grislygus]

spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

[elx]

OK BACK TO THE REAL ISSUE HERE WHICH IS YOU ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING AN OFFICIAL

[Sam]

Elx just called me a n*gger in PM, I can't believe this, how offensive that she would use such a hateful word.

[Grislygus]

HEY KIDS: if you're going to get beaten, arrested and raped by any one nationality, avoid the Australians because they will call you "Sheila" and that's embarrassing

[Zhukov]

Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.


Have to say though, I'm leaning towards Sam in this one.

[elx]

yeah well sam is the one that gave my aim address to jonathan clement

[Sam]

You two deserve each other.

[Zhukov]

At first I thought that was a nasty thing to do, but it seems like Sam had the best of intentions, so I can't really fault him.

[Sam]

I was thinking of the happiness of others the entire time.

[Zhukov]

SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

[elx]

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

[elx]

SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

[Sam]

No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:

[Sam]

OH GREAT ZHUKOV, NOW ELX IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A CHILD MOLESTER/SEXUAL PREDATOR.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A GREAT PERSON :rolleyes

[Zhukov]

AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

Well I never. A few pages ago I would have been one of your leading supporters. It's a shame to see good, decent people fall from grace.

Know that my entire nation is now, sadly, against you politically. :(

[elx]

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY POSITION

[Zomboid]

Sam changed his title? I guess I'd better change mine too, SEEING AS HOW IT'S ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF HALF OF THE TEAM.

[Tadao]

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao!

I feel that I won that debate as he has yet to reply to the accusations against him.

ELX has my vote, she can draw.

[elx]

sam has abandoned his other duties? that shows us his true character. he's only in this for the win.

[elx]

as class president, i hereby appoint tadao as the future moderator of the philosophy board.
congratulations!

and zomboid, i will work to find you a new unicorn so that your team may be completed once again.

[Zhukov]

God damnit.

[Babs]

Not much longer until you're dealing with a revolt. Either way, someone's getting over thrown here.

[Colonel Flagg]

I forget ... which of you is for term limits?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:


I am torn in my vote now.

ELX:

DRAWS ME AWESOME BIRTHDAY PICTURES OF ME AND MY CAT
IS COLONEL FLAGGS GRANDDAUGHTER
KNOWS POLITICS
AVATAR LOOKS LIKE BELCH FROM EARTHBOUND

SAM:

IS LIKE SUPERMAN MIXED WITH REDMAN
PROMISES TO KEEP ME STOCKED IN BEER THAT I OWN.
CAN MAKE A CORPSE-CHUTE
KNOWS HOW IT GOES

[Dimnos]

I am torn in my vote now.

ELX:

DRAWS ME AWESOME BIRTHDAY PICTURES OF ME AND MY CAT
IS COLONEL FLAGGS GRANDDAUGHTER
KNOWS POLITICS
AVATAR LOOKS LIKE BELCH FROM EARTHBOUND


What?! :hypno Is this true?!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

FROM THE FUUUTTTTUUUUURRRREEEEE

Elx, I love you like the granddaughter I don't have yet, but you should face the reality that unless you're the only one eligible to vote, Sam will win in a landslide. :(

[Babs]

Sam for the win, sorry ELX

[Tadao]

That just hurt your reputation Sam. I can't vote for the retards.

[Dimnos]

What? Is Babs voting for Sam? Yeah thats not good for Sam. :(

[Babs]

you can't see me

[Kitsa]

is it just me or does that chick in the "Lovely Bones" banner ad look like Clay Aiken in drag

[Babs]

That is Clay Aiken right?

[The Leader]

That does it, I'm voting for elx.

[Babs]

Fuck you, you gimp looking bastard. You don't even count as being a human you god damn C.H.U.D.

[Dimnos]

IF I'M ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF REAL HOT BEAVER FOR EVERYONE.

Sam still wins.

[Esuohlim]

WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO IS THE CHICK AGAIN?

SHIT...

I vote for GADZOOKS >:

[Zhukov]

I'm withdrawing my support for Sam for personal reasons that do not in any way reflect negatively on Sam. :(

[Sam]

You bastards.

You'll all rue the day. >:

[WhiteRat]

My neighbor's tv is so loud I can hear the Star Trek TNG theme song playing in my living room.

[executioneer]

Willie is possibly dead :(
THIS IS TRUE

[Tadao]

Your neighbor's tv is so loud I can hear Star Trek TNG theme song playing in my head.

[executioneer]

MY NEIGHBORS TV IS SO LOUD I CAN FEEL THE STAR TREK TNG THEME PLAYING IN MY W*ENER

[elx]

WILLIE HELLO :)

[WhiteRat]

MY NEIGHBORS TV IS SO LOUD I CAN FEEL THE STAR TREK TNG THEME PLAYING IN MY W*ENER

Your neighbors tv is so loud I can see the Star Trek TNG theme IN YOUR WEINER.

Oh god get away from my bed you sicko.

[executioneer]

IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

[Tadao]

Then you better block Pub!

[executioneer]

i'll do no such thing

also: hi elx

[Fathom Zero]

Hay willie, I'm sorry you're dead. :(

[Tadao]

Did the Govenah deaded you?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2302/carterwearingmysunglass.gif

[Esuohlim]

Hi Willard

I have to give a presentation in two hours and I'm afraid I may die from throw ups. Are there any j*rks in hell I should know in advance about? :askwillie

[Dimnos]

IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

But who will we turn to in our time of need of advice? We are all doomed. :wah






Or will we just have the Willie thread moved here?

[Tadao]

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=2&url=http://www.i-mockery.com/

[Grislygus]

Then you better block Pub!

pub is an INSTITUTION




ELECTION UPDATE: GRISLYGUS HAS BEEN COMMISSIONED FOR ELECTION ADS ON THE SAM CAMPAIGN, RIVAL ARTISTS MUST BE HIRED FOR THE TADAO AND ELX CAMPAIGNS (RESPECTIVELY) FOR THE POSTER WAR TO BEGIN. ARTISTS MUST NOT VOTE IN ELECTIONS: EXAMPLE, ELX HAS VOTED IN TADAO'S PHILOSOPHY POLL AND IS DISQUALIFIED ACCORDINGLY. WHO WILL CHAMPION THESE CAUSES? IT IS UP TO BOTH CANDIDATES TO SEEK OUT VOLUNTEERS

[Tadao]

He ran away from a debate. I don't need a fucking poster.

[Tadao]

That's my campaign slogan if anyone wants to make a poster.

[Grislygus]

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

[Tadao]

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

I guess Sam loses by default them.

YAY ME!

[elx]

DUDE WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS AND THERE WILL BE NO CAMPAIGN TEAMS


FURTHERMORE TADAO SAM AND I ARENT EVEN RUNNING FOR THE SAME OFFICE???????


PLUS WE ALREADY WON

[RaNkeri]

0p16VFKxLhg

CHAMPIONS :rock

[RaNkeri]

Should've watched the game in a bar though :(

The atmosphere would've been so much more awesome

[Pub Lover]

BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians
Some of us like it rough though. :eek
spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE
Oh no! :chatter I mean: Yay! :yum
Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.
Also she is not woolly enough.
IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY
It is what I do now. :x
Then you better block Pub!
It is what I have always done. :x
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/100428_belt.jpg

because tadao wanted a nipple shot.

almost down to 15% bf now, working for 8% before summer but will probably only get to like 12-13% before june ;<

btw yes i know it isn't impressive fuck you i am just elated that i'm nowhere near as fat as i was last year
I was woken in the middle of the night to see this. I should not've rolled over and gone back to sleep!

:wank :wank :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

But to be fair I had just been linked to this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=230

POLLS!? >: >: >:

[Tadao]

>:

[Guitar Woman]

Since when was there a Jefferson dollar coin? Like, can I buy things with this?

[Tadao]

This?

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/?flash=yes&action=jefferson

[Tadao]

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/

"We appreciate your support of the Presidential $1 Coin program. You play an important role in the coin's success, so please spend them. The more $1 Coins that you can help circulate the better, because they last for decades, save our Nation money and are 100% recyclable."

[Guitar Woman]

cool beans, bro

[Dimnos]

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER


Anything that I make and that could laughably be called "art" is vastly inferior crap to anything Gus can do with 5 min, one hand and a massive hangover; but Im willing to step up and give it a try for one of the unrepresented parties. :\

[Tadao]

cool beans, bro

You might have a hard time spending them though. I've never heard of them. Vending machines should take them though.

[Tadao]

pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.

I suggest you do it every post then. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Or, you know, you could just post once a page.

[Pub Lover]

I'm saying we see too much of you, T.

[Pub Lover]

You're overexposed.

[Pub Lover]

Just, like, shut up for once?

[Pub Lover]

Is that too much to ask?

[Pub Lover]

Surely, you have something better to do with your time!?

[Pub Lover]

You used to do that thing...

[Pub Lover]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Pub Lover]

The... thing?

[Pub Lover]

What is it called?

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I remember!

[Pub Lover]

The drugs!

[Pub Lover]

You used to be all about the drugs, man.

[Pub Lover]

So why don't you go take some?

[Pub Lover]

...Or a lot.

[Pub Lover]

And we'll still be here if you come back.

[Pub Lover]

I really think that is the best option for you right now.

[Pub Lover]

Good for you, good for us...

[Pub Lover]

A solid plan.

[Pub Lover]

And if you do OD, we'll not find out, so we won't have to feel bad. :)

[Pub Lover]

So off you go, my man.

[Pub Lover]

Go get them drugs.

[Pub Lover]

Get them drugs good.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

TIME FOR A NEW REGIME!

[Tadao]

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[Tadao]

You're old news

[Tadao]

You can't juggle girls and internet life

[Tadao]

Remember what happened last time?

[Tadao]

Probably not

[Tadao]

I wonder why that is

[Pub Lover]

See, you just need 240 pages of you telling me to shut up & then you've caught up.

[Tadao]

OH YEAH, CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN AN ISSUE

[Pub Lover]

Think of the page braks! :eek

[Tadao]

SHUT UP

[Pub Lover]

You're old news

Old like a used diaper in the sun.

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

You can't juggle girls and internet life

I can barely lift even tiny ones over my head, they just end up on my face. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Remember what happened last time?

Nope! What happened? :x

[Pub Lover]

Probably not

You're so right. :)

[Pub Lover]

I wonder why that is

I get hit in the head a lot. :(

[Pub Lover]

By falling girls. :orgasm ;) :orgasm

[Tadao]

I'VE BEEN BESTED! :O

[Pub Lover]

OH YEAH, CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN AN ISSUE

Ho ho, you got me there! :lol

[Pub Lover]

A real good one! :lol

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I'm blushing all over the place here. :wank

[Tadao]

PREMATURE BRAKULATION

[Pub Lover]

SHUT UP
I am shutting up. You should try it.

[Pub Lover]

Fuck. I missed it. :dunce

[Tadao]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/219/d/e/zombie_child_by_Iz_zy.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

Butts to you.:love

[Pub Lover]

I'VE BEEN BESTED! :O

What! >:

[Pub Lover]

Don't give up so easily, slowpoke.

[Pub Lover]

PREMATURE BRAKULATION

At least you get it out at all. I just went limp.

[Pub Lover]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/219/d/e/zombie_child_by_Iz_zy.jpg

Dude, you're gonna make me cry. :(

[Tadao]

:(

[Pub Lover]

Fuck. I missed it. :dunce

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:(
Cheer up!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/tadaofist.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Holy crap! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I have known you for fucking years. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Fucking years! :eek

[Tadao]

Like 2 of em, maybe even 3 if you count ezboard!

[Pub Lover]

That fist was in a folder marked 2007. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I have the shittest little arms.

[elx]

pubby may i have your vote before eat my throat?

[Pub Lover]

Eat your throat?

[Pub Lover]

You mean Necking?

[Pub Lover]

You're saying we'll make out if I vote for you?

[Tadao]

sexy

[Pub Lover]

Sam, you better have a good counter-offer. :|

[Pub Lover]

sexy

In a word...

[Pub Lover]

:wank