I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/wantyourcake.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/zeldasbiggestfan.jpg

[Pub Lover]

ZBF is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :eek"

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/glowbear.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

oh my god, is that really ZBF

[Kitsa]

NM THIS ONE I AM ASHAMED TO LOOK AT ITS INFERIORITY

[Pub Lover]

oh my god, is that really ZBF

Yup.

ZeldasBiggestFan.

Eating Cake.


Like the FatFuck He Fucking Is, The Fuck.

[Kitsa]

I fucked up. This is better.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/waitifeckedup.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Now that one is good. I like that so much I'm sending it to him. Thanks, Kitsa!

[Kitsa]

I do what I can

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/FatfredSmallcockHour.jpg

[Kitsa]

I like grisly's better.

[Grislygus]

This movie had a different tone, style, but it still works and Daniel Craig is still the best Bond ever.

Better than Connery?

[Dixie]

Back from work and my nightly workout!
I love you all.

[Grislygus]

Which stripper tunes did you use?

[Asila]

CiiiiiiiiiiiiiG

[Dixie]

Tonight I worked out to Carnivore.
Nothing makes you want to strain your biceps more than a deep voice screaming "MALE SU-PREM-ACY!"
I need something a bit violent for weight training.

[Asila]

Everytime I do weights I do it with this monstrous machine and I end up getting my hair caught in it. Which is very funny.

[Grislygus]

Five Million Dead



Tell me you listened to Five Million Dead while you ground it out, you'll be my hero

[Dixie]

I put my hair in a nice bun so that doesn't happen.
I have issues with sunroofs in cars however.

[Dixie]

All Carnivore is loved by me, I even sing along while I'm on the elliptical!
My username isn't a joke.
Carnivore is my favorite band ever, especially since Venom done fucked up.

[Grislygus]

USA FOR USA

USA FOR USA

[Dixie]

I'm still considering a Carnivore tattoo, I don't know where I'd put it though.

[Guitar Woman]

I know a good place :picklehat

[Dixie]

I'm very picky about tattoo placement.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[Grislygus]

I have a better one, as well as a handy dandy rough schematic!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/CiGTat_Proposal.jpg









Okay okay okayokayokay, Just a thought, jeez

you'd be a goddess, I'm tellin ya

[Dixie]

Fuck no.
The boobs must remain unmarked.
NOTHING on the chest.
The chest is perfect as is.

[Dixie]

Just think how funny it would look when I get my boob lift in 20 years.

[Asila]

That's still cool though

[Dixie]

My hip might be a good place though.

[Grislygus]

That would probably be the most painful tat imaginable if it went over the areola as shown

But that's what whiskey and painkillers are for!

[Dixie]

As much as I bleed, I refuse to take blood thinners before getting a tattoo.
I want to be able to feel the whole thing.
And then I want sex.

[Grislygus]

Hang on, drew sumpin else up in hea

[Grislygus]

Yeah, I cheated and scribbled a schematic on a prexisting reference pic I had lying around, sue me

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/CIGTATPROP_2.jpg

[Asila]

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure the pain is part of the reason for getting a tattoo

[Dixie]

Hahaha great!
I'd get it in the front though.
All space on my back is reserved.

[Asila]

Maybe what Grisly drew but closer to the hump of the hip so it has a 3-D affect

[Grislygus]

I don't know how yous guys can stand needles

When I finally get mine I'm getting fucked all the hell up beforehand

[Dixie]

I'll have to draw it on with a sharpie and see if I like it there.
I always test drive new tattoos like that.
But it's gonna be awhile before I get a new one.
I can't get them for super cheap anymore :(

[Asila]

It makes the healing part harder :(

[Dixie]

Seriously dude, don't be like wasted drunk when you get one, it'll make you bleed alot and it'll hurt more.
Remember they have to wipe the blood away constantly and on freshly tattooed skin, the wiping can be really painful.
You're better off being straight and just not looking when they do it.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not getting any tattoos because I'm an Orthodox Jew. This site is Kosher, right? :eek

[Grislygus]

I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

[Asila]

Plus being drunk makes you bleed more afterwards, and the more you bleed the longer it takes for the tattoo to heal. The last thing you want is that shit peeling all to hell, it sucks.

[Grislygus]

Well, maybe scrimshaw isn't nearly the right word for the designs I have, but it's really the closest description I can think of right now

[Dixie]

Cleaning litter box.
BRB

[Asila]

I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

Okay, what?

[Grislygus]

I've been working on intricate patterns and linework to go on my left hand (and possibly with flows going up the arm as well) since I turned eighteen, snapping pictures, and continually working on the overall design. When I finally work up the nerve (and have a rather secure line of work that a newly decorated hand won't endanger) I'm going to draw it myself, and all the tattoo parlor has to do is follow the lines

The application will suck so motherfucking, unbelievably hard I can't even fathom it at this point

[Asila]

Picking the hand is pretty ballsy, I will say that. I got both of mine on fleshy, less painful body parts

Cause I am a GIRL

[Dixie]

POOP BOX IS CLEAN!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/WhatDoesShrubWant.png

[Grislygus]

GOOD JOB

[Dixie]

I wish my in-laws weren't visiting this weekend.
:(

[Grislygus]

Bring them with you when you get the tattoo! Scare them!

[Dixie]

They think I'm sweet and a good christian girl, kind of.
Telling Jim's mom about living with crust punks was probably the most fun I've had with them. Other than shopping at the Dollar Tree for VBS stuff.

[Grislygus]

So, how have they not noticed that you're a hardcore metalhead?

[Dixie]

Well they know I love metal, and they know their son plays metal.
They just don't know what we like.
She used to buy him Christian metal stuff, and some of it is pretty good.
They know very very very little and we want to keep it that way.
They don't even know we smoke cigarettes.

[Grislygus]

Well, that sucks.

[Dixie]

Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

[Grislygus]

Good. Whatcha got, Frazetta?

[Asila]

That just sounds like a hell of a rude awakening.

[Asila]

Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

I have this oil lamp--that I cannot think of the name for now--that I don't need anymore ;_; that gets the smoke smell out of the house in one burning IF YOU WANT IT

[Dixie]

Green Death hangs over our fireplace.
Then one of his movie posters.
Then a whole bunch of heavy metal stuff.

[Grislygus]

I've always meant to get a print of Sea Monster

[Dixie]

Frazetta's just the best. Vallejo tries so hard to bite his style.

[Misdemonar]

HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.

[Dixie]

Yes. Yes I do.
And I want pictures.

[Grislygus]

I fucking spit on Vallejo, man, that shit's ghey

[Guitar Woman]

speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

[Dixie]

HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.
And pass out on my front lawn.
Peeing is optional.

[Asila]

speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

that was the last thing I smoked :(

[Guitar Woman]

I'm going to a real tobacconist tomorrow to buy a pack of unfiltered lucky strikes, because I am god damned hardcore

[Dixie]

I'll stick with my cowboy killers.
Like a good southern girl.

[Asila]

YOU FUCKING SMOKERS DON'T DO THIS TO ME

[MattJack]

Camel man myself

[Dixie]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41468000/jpg/_41468204_camelman1_203bap.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.sweetmedicineshoppe.com/ProductImages/smudgeherbs/tobacco/perique.jpg

[Asila]

>:

[Dixie]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/robot_camel_jockey.jpg

[Asila]

I love American Spirits but they're as expensive as fuck

[Guitar Woman]

Try shopping different places. If I walk a little further I can get the Perique kind for as low as $4.80.

[MattJack]

http://content.humorpix.com/images/1535/p001.jpg

[Dixie]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g282/hux5/spider-camel.jpg

[Dixie]

http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/marcjasobsmindlost-thumb.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't get MattJack's pic until a second ago :x

[Asila]

Try shopping different places. If I walk a little further I can get the Perique kind for as low as $4.80.

What are you serious? The smoking place here charges 6 bucks for those AND WE'RE IN TOBACCO COUNTRY

[Dixie]

She's right.

[Guitar Woman]

There's a tobacconist by my house I just found out about that sells common stuff for 3 bucks a pack :lol

Djarums there are cheaper than most convenience stores charge for normal stuff :eek

[Dixie]

I'm going to clean more of my house.
I will see you guys in the morning.
http://www.jellymuffin.com/images/good_night/images/02.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Low, low prices! Creepy staff! Creepier patrons! This place is a sinner's wonderland, with an astonishing array of cheap cigarettes (good brands, too) and lots of beer to choose from. But it's like a black hole into the film "Deliverance," with toothless alcoholics buying a week's supply of PBR at noon. Also, the staff seems sort of... slow. And it's kind of out of the way. Hence the three star rating. If you want cheap cigs and are feeling brave, check this place out.

In my experience this isn't true but I might have been in there on a good day

[MattJack]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3335/spidertoezu8.jpg

[Seven Force]

gw you my rucky star ^_^

[Tadao]

http://www.smokersoutletonline.com/images/drum%20pouch.jpg

Ya'll pussies. Tailor made fags!

[Dixie]

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/good_morning/images/111.gif

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/confused_tired_kitten.jpg

[Dixie]

Hey there lil' buddy!

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

[Dixie]

That is way cool!
Good morning Kitsa!
:D

[Kitsa]

mornin' sunshine.

I'm trying to put off cleaning litterboxes because one of the cats took a nasty stinky dump in one. I hate soft catpoops that stick to the scooper :(

[Dixie]

Awwwww
Soft kitty poopies is icky.
I shake the box to coat the poopies.

[Kitsa]

:pagebrakyeah, me usually too

this one hasn't been wormed yet so I treat her poopies like biohazard level 4.

She's still pissed at me from trying to clip her claws yesterday.

[Dixie]

Mine haven't been wormed either.
But I haven't seen any evidence of the squigglies yet.
I refuse to clip kitty claws, nail filing works better.

[Kitsa]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41659155

This one is an adult stray who was pretty emaciated, so I'm assuming she had -something-. But she's also got these long dragonlady claws like razorblades, and she knows how to fight.

*sigh* better go get it out of the way.

[Dixie]

When I get off the phone with my mother I shall respond.

[Dixie]

Good luck with the soupy poopies!
At least she has a good home now!

On a side note I almost peed my pants when I returned from my morning walk.

[Kitsa]

Well, all that's done anyway, but for some reason I'm out of energy and just want to go back to bed. Heh.

[Dixie]

Cat poop can do that.
I'm thinking about a nap too.
Cat cuddling is a good reason to take a nap.

[Kitsa]

I'm never lucky enough to actually get to the nap part.

Yesterday I managed a half hour before some friend of the bf's called and left a long, incoherent message on the voicemail. I think he was high.

[Dixie]

That sounds delightful.
You get many drunk dial type calls?

[Pub Lover]

THAT CUTE INTERNET GIRL HAS INTERNET CRUSH ON ANOTHER INTERNET GUY THAT IS NOT ME



:'(
YEAH? I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS! >:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/dannys-girl.jpg
IT'S ME! :eek

SORRY, DUDE! :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Dixie]

BWAHAHAHA

[Tadao]

:lol PUB HOW CULD YOU DO THAT TO A NIGGA :'(

You're Will Smith?

[Dixie]

Does that mean Will Smith is gonna be our president?

[Grislygus]

He already is!

[Grislygus]

Shit, needling Bahmo's like suing Michael Jackson

douche deserves it, but he's just too pathetic to really be any fun

[Kitsa]

CiG....not really.

This guy sang a song for like 2 minutes and then rambled about cars and walking and getting pot. BF says he doesn't even know how the guy got his cell # (right).

[Pub Lover]

Any of those stupid Disney preteen celebrities.
Danny, I didn't think the question was "who would you punch with your dick?" :eek

[Kitsa]

I'm not Danny :(

[Dixie]

Well this has been a great day on i-mockery, but I have to clean house and get ready for work.
See you cool Kittens and boppin' Daddy-Os later!

[Pub Lover]

I'm not Danny :(

I see you're not denying that you want to bludgeon Hannah Montana with your wang. I like that in a woman. :love

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/miley-cyrus-boyfriend.jpg

[Grislygus]

Dammit, gotta go take a test now. Somebody let me know if Bahmo kills himself

[Kitsa]

awesome. I kind of looked like a dude in that one anyway.

I prefer these photochops pls:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/mejlo.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/meifiwashot.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/brazil.jpg

[pac-man]

I prefer them as well.

[Pub Lover]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/waitifeckedup.jpg

[Tadao]

I'm going to report you!

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

I just noticed this awesome thing on digg:

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/

Try it.

For example a question that gets commonly asked: http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Why+is+Guitar+Woman+so+gay+all+the+time%3F (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Why+is+Guitar+Woman+so+gay+all+the+time%3F)

[Tadao]

That's great! Now I can stop saying "Because they don't have google where (insert name) lives."

[Tadao]

http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HE/HZ/KS/HZ/NLNZRZOHMSDV.jpg

[Grislygus]

HER HEAD'S ON FIRE

[Kitsa]

who's that?

[Tadao]

It's another Guitar Woman

[Tadao]

Lol that hot or not site changed the pic, It's great how that was the first one that showed for me.

[Kitsa]

The whole guitar woman situation is too damn confusing for me.

[Tadao]

Careful, thinking about it turns you into a he/she.

[Guitar Woman]

I bought a pack of Lucky Strikes today and got all the ladies :picklehat

[Tadao]

I am a winner in real life and have a reason to live :picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I used to eat Lucky Strikes when I was young. I remember them tasting better than Zebra gum but barely.

[Tadao]

Hahaha your talking about the cigarette gum huh! I used to buy those all the time.

[Kitsa]

lmao@tadao.heknowswhy

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaorvjpg.jpg

[Tadao]

:p

[Kitsa]

she's going to think it's me probably

[Tadao]

that's the best part

[Pub Lover]

I hate snapple-aftertaste. Nasty.
Does it taste of tin? :x
seriously, is it that hard to make your own goddamn .gifs people

Yes. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/underaged-jew-gf-of-gus.gif

[liquidstatik]

..

[DevilWearsPrada]

bewbs :love

[Tadao]

OMG Kitsa, I was poking around in that blog, what a bunch of superficial old crows. I feel a little sick now.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Kitsa]

lol tadao, I attract a lot of that.

Pub- have you ever had passionfruit or some other tropical drink and had a really unpleasant sick-sweet sourness in your mouth afterward? That's like snapple aftertaste.

[Guitar Woman]

is the flavor you're describing present in mangos if you don't peel them right?

Because fuck that :x

[Kitsa]

somewhat.

Think rotting sweet-tart.

[Pub Lover]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/snapple.jpg (http://www.xkcd.com/18/)

Also, I assure you all, that Danny was the one to send me a link to each of those things in the last few hours. >:

However, I do take the blame for totally being into those things though. :x

[Dixie]

Post-work pee pee time!

[Kitsa]

Oh, that's where you were going with it. Wocka wocka wocka.

I was too worried about properly conveying the horror of this drink.

[Pub Lover]

I'm so excited

I just can't hide it

Stop wearing such tight pants. ;)






but really, please don't... stop! :orgasm

Plus pics, plzkthnx :wank

[liquidstatik]

..

[Dixie]

WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

[Dixie]

Awww, it seems to be dying off now.

[Dixie]

It's supposed to change to rain at like 8.
The cats are staring out of the window with wild curiousity. Having never seen snow, they do not yet realize how much they will hate it.

[Dixie]

Dr V is only 23? WTF
Happy Birthday Dr. V

[Crimson Ghost]

It's snowing in WV, but the kids still have school.

[Crimson Ghost]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Wvoll/cat-2.jpg


So the cats don't have to touch the snow.

[Dixie]

I'm saving their first contact with snow for when it's nice and deep.
Then I'm tossing their butts in it to see how they react.
This is very piddly snow.
In NC, November is way to early for snow.

School bus just went by.

[Crimson Ghost]

I like snow, and turtles of course.

[Esuohlim]

I'm tired of Aaarg making threads

[Pub Lover]

I'm tired of Aaarg making threads
Put them in here. Long established tradition.

Or put them all into one long Aaarg only thread, maybe Pac-Man and Seven Force too. Ghettoize those dirty apes. >:
PUB YOU HAVE DECENT TEETH TO BE EUROPEAN
For a European, for sho. For a real person, I look like I bite open bottles as a hobby.
WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

I would hope not. Snow ruins summer. :(

[RaNkeri]

Well it was back in 1849 at the springfield golden nugget mine,
that my great-grandma, Dlores saved the day
when she propped the shaft and saved the lives
of the other forty other springfield wives
when all ma grandpa's buddies ran away

The menfolf found their women scary
'cos they were so big and hairy,
they thought of dynamite to seal them in

Gramps was known as "chapped lips calhoun",
he was in the local saloon,
in came Billy-Joe Walton through the door
he said they've blown the golden nugget
my granddaddy said "oh darn it"
"you burried my Dlores, my sweet little golden ore"

Swing it son

Now my granddaddy jumped from his table,
finished his jug,
and he got up to that mine just as a likety-darn-split as he could,
stopped off to fetch a shovel,
feed the dogs,
brush his teeth,
clean the john and give his hoss one final rubdown

cos' a cowboy's life ain't easy,
and cowboy's life is hard,
you can take him from the saddle,
but he'll be forever scarred

'cos my grandpa was a man in love,
called Dlores his "praerie dove",
and he told her that he loved her with every sigh

'cos she never once forgave him,
even underneath the cave in,
but he knew that she would forgive him,
in that goldmine in the sky

[RaNkeri]

The only reason you need to drive a pick up ;)

[Pub Lover]

I am pretty sure it was that song that got me to like Country music. :x

[Dixie]

I hate cleaning my own house, I don't get paid for it.
:(

[RaNkeri]

But isn't that what women are for? :(

[BLEU]

Burn.

[Kitsa]

I just had a cat and a dog spayed in the same week.

I feel like I'm on some sort of gonad-ripping rampage. :(

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

BTW, tadao, that lady removed your post.

[Pub Lover]

I feel like I'm on some sort of gonad-ripping rampage. :(
:love

[Pub Lover]

I remember this thread the first time around!
I still think it is 2006 :(

I often forget it isn't 2001. :x
Some of the people around here makes Courage the Cowardly Dog seem like a better option.

I do my best. ;)

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

SHUT UP FINLAND

[Guitar Woman]

I still round the year out to 2000, then get really depressed when I realize it's closer to 2010.

[MetalMilitia]

You weren't even born in the year 2000 guitar woman.

[Guitar Woman]

I'd have to have been born yesterday to not see that joke coming a mile off!

[Pub Lover]

Let's all meet up in the year 2000!

Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown? :eek

[Grislygus]

Seventeen, a nature's queen
You know what I mean
Twenty one, A long one
And you can see the numbers run :rawk

[Grislygus]

ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM


ROCK BOTTOM

[MetalMilitia]

I'd have to have been born yesterday to not see that joke coming a mile off!

KNOWING YOU YOU PROBABLY WERE. >:

[Grislygus]

No idea what the fuck they're talking about, but I'm pretty sure it applies to me

[Grislygus]

GW YOu'RE like TWLEVE or sumpn man

[kahljorn]

HEY

[MetalMilitia]

At least!

[Pub Lover]

An that's just her IQ! :eek
Aaarg can you stop making threads about stuff that nobody cares about. :rolleyes

@ Everyone! >:

[Pub Lover]

An that's just her IQ! :eek
Haha, no. I'm just kidding. It's her dick size. ;)

[Grislygus]

NEVEFER

[Pub Lover]

Haha, no. I'm just kidding. It's her dick size. ;)

In centimetres! :eek

[Pub Lover]

DEAR WILLIE IF SOMEON CARTCHES YOU AND CUTS OFF AM LOCK OF YOUR BEARD, WILL HE HAVE GOOOD LUCK FOREVERG

Willie is more of a depression pixie. Whoever posses the tuft of hair ends up miserable & a virgin.

It makes your maidenhead grow back.

This only applies to men.


For wimmen it gives them cooties.

Haha, as if they didn't have them already.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

THE OFFICIL GRISLYGUS ROMANTIC MIX TAPRE TRACK LIST NOT FOR PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS
SHOW THE WOMAN OF THE LIFE YOU LOVE HER THROUGHT CREEPY LYRICS

1. ROCK BOTTOM- UFO
2. MAGIC POTION- THE OPEN MIND
3. EVIL WOMAN- BLACK SABBATH (ozzy only!!!)
4. I AM THE HUNTER- SHADOWS OF KNIGHT
5. PROWLER- iRON mAIDEN
6. WHISKEY BAR- THE DOORS
7. ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER- HENDRIX

[Pub Lover]

HEY RANKERI! You have Tyttöbakteeri, My friend! :eek

Thank you, Wikipedia. :)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/miley-cyrus-boyfriend.jpg

[Dixie]

But isn't that what women are for? :(
That would work on a feminist, but I believe women belong at home, cooking and cleaning too.
If I were a housewife again I wouldn't be bitching. I loved being a housewife.

[RaNkeri]

;)

[RaNkeri]

Do you hate sex too or do you get paid for it?

[Dixie]

Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.

[Pub Lover]

Yesterday I cooked and cleaned an was all "This is fricking easy, I would totally do this if I had some jerk willing to go out to work for me."

Then I cried. >:

[RaNkeri]

Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.


:lol


:(


:tear


:wank


:)


:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.

He has a terrible case of Tyttöbakteeri, so he'll never know love. :(

[Esuohlim]

Dammit! I was kidding! >:

Your characters aren't supposed to have minds of their own, Pub :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Pub, if you go through the trouble of learning some random finnish word, could you also go through the toruble of learning to use it properly? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I don't see that as very likely, Mr Tyttöbakteeri. ;)

Your language is crazy gibberish. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Holy shit, Ranny-K! Have you been lying? Are you really from Suomi? I don't even know how to say a u before an o in a word. That is crazy shit, you liars. Stop lying about stuff! >:

[RaNkeri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwakjoSs754

[Kitsa]

swo-mee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgTyVkpJY3g

[ElPila666]

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi-mockery.com%2Fforum%2Farchive%2Findex.php%2Ft-8799-p-205.html&hl=es&ie=UTF-8&sl=en&tl=es

:lol Amante Pub

[Pub Lover]

RaNkeri tyttöbakteerija tietokone satunnaintön

Gibberish. :x

[RaNkeri]

RaNkeri tyttöbakteerija tietokone satunnaintön



Rankeri cooties computer ????

Even I don't know what the hell the last word means, so yeah, gibberish :x

[Pub Lover]

I always do this, I forget I can just use babelfish and end up spending hours doing research that results in complete nonsense.

Rankeri apulainen aihe polveutuansa tietokone joka on joten satunnainen! :eek

Equally nonsense, but much quickly gained nonsense.

[RaNkeri]

Rankeri helper/assistant subject descends computer which is and thus/so/hence occassional

What the hell man? >:

[Kitsa]

Babelfish sucks, when I taught french for a couple of semesters you could immediately tell who was using it.

[Pub Lover]

I got closer with my own research. :lol

At least Seth can't barge in here & really show me up by reciting 13th century Finnish proverbs and extolling the many ways the Finno-Ugric languages intersects with non-regular English form. :x

[Pub Lover]

My main problem is that I rely on direct substitution (much like babelfish) rather than any understanding of grammar, which is how I ended up saying ElPila was object that penis were suck of. :(


Haha, that is soooo not my main problem. :lol

[Kitsa]

But ElPila is the object that penis were suck of.

[WhiteRat]

The roommate and I are going to install our hot tub today. We shall be the envy of Chatelaine Cir!

[RaNkeri]

Chatelaine cir?

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

Chatelaine Circle...the street I live on.

Please guys don't send me any SARS through the mail. I just got over a cold.

[RaNkeri]

Sounds pretty gay

Unless the roommate is a woman :eek

[Dixie]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
VITTU!

[RaNkeri]

You even know what that means, kiddo? :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

You're a little heavy on the eyerolls lately, Rankeri :(

[Dixie]

My favorite Finns in the world taught me that word.
:)

[RaNkeri]

Oh, so it's just the old joke claiming a new victim :(

[Dixie]

As long as they laugh when I say it I'm happy.
They especially love my southern accent on it.

[Dixie]

Gonna nap now.
bye bye.

[RaNkeri]

Could you try typing it the way you pronounce it? You've got my attention :(

[Dixie]

TOO LATE I'M ASLEEP NOW.
I really don't know how to type it out phoenetically, even my Lebanese co-workers laugh at my southern accent Arabic.

[WhiteRat]

You're a little heavy on the eyerolls lately, Rankeri :(


Lately? The Rankster is infamously known as the man with the eyeroll fetish.

[Kitsa]

I thought that was Sam.

[RaNkeri]

Sam? He's nothing but a miserable copycat :rolleyes

I'M THE REAL DEAL :rolleyes

[MattJack]

I'M GOING TO SEE THE CRYSTAL METHOD TONIGHT YALL

IN YOUR FACE

[liquidstatik]

..

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The roommate and I are going to install our hot tub today. We shall be the envy of Chatelaine Cir!


Installing an Indoor or outdoor hot tube? I want to get an indoor one but I worry about mold and the such.

[WhiteRat]

It's an outdoor one. My roommate and jack of all trades friend tried hooking it up earlier but I guess the wires are fucked up or something. He's going to come back later in the week and try to hook it up when he has time.

[Kitsa]

My poor dog had surgery today and is knocked the fuck out. I feel bad for her.

[Asila]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ck

I am so bored >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My poor dog had surgery today and is knocked the fuck out. I feel bad for her.


What happened to the puppers?

[liquidstatik]

..

[WhiteRat]

Fix that, son. Fix that shit real quick.

[Guitar Woman]

http://en.akinator.com/

I shat.