I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

you kids need jobs

[Guitar Woman]

That conversation was probably the queerest thing I have done this week. Hopefully the page will break and nobody will see it

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Newest Member- Yomamasgreasyballs.

Everyone say hello to Ryan. My 2nd referral *bow*

[Fathom Zero]

Way to get him banned. Jeez.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Sorry Ryan :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hes never been to 4Chan or Ebaumsworld so its pretty safe.

[GADZOOKS]

Why am I on a site with so many children? Time to move to the AARP boards.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ
The live version is like infinitely funnier than on the show

[GADZOOKS]

AND THE CHILDREN SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why am I on a site with so many children? Time to move to the AARP boards.

HE IS MATURE.

[GADZOOKS]

AND THE CHILDREN SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

[zeldasbiggestfan]

The earth is fucked then.

[Fathom Zero]

This is the real nowhere.

[RaNkeri]

Newest Member- Yomamasgreasyballs.

Everyone say hello to Ryan. My 2nd referral *bow*


We're FUCKED! :eek

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Copy Cat.

[RaNkeri]

No, I'm the victim-of-the-delay-which-is-always-included-on-new-stuff-arriving-from-US.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Haha, Finlandman!

[RaNkeri]

oh snap!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You can call me an Asserican if you want.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

IM GOING TO THE GAS STATION TO GET GREEN TEA YOU GUYS WANT SOMETHING?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Too bad guys! I've been back for awhile now and I have green tea and you don't and now I want to buy you all something but I spent all my money on this green tea and this is a big run on sentence!

Sorry guys :(

[RaNkeri]

Green tea? Are you a fucking hippie or something?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Nah, I just wanted to taste it. And it is good.

[MarioRPG]

Oh shoot. I thought for sure you died or something.

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I wish someone who doesn't suck from MitchClem would show up, I'm tired of tolereating these faggots.

[Guitar Woman]

So I just saw the Han vs. Greedo scene where Greedo shoots first. I always thought it would be lame, but jesus christ.

[Esuohlim]

Hey how did Rongi delete posts in that other thread? I wanna do that too.

I'd clean this board out, man

[Emu]

Now I want to know what that queer posted

[Guitar Woman]

HE WAS HERE ALL DAY, AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HIM. YOU GUYS ALL SUCK

[Emu]

MUCH LIKE YOU, HE WASN'T SIGNIFICANT UNTIL HE WAS BANNED

[Guitar Woman]

haha shut up :<

[Emu]

saright man no hard feelins right

[Esuohlim]

How much will you guys pay me to put my picture up in PYPH

[Esuohlim]

A lot I hope :picklehat

[Emu]

10

3456

[Esuohlim]

You'll want your money back :(

[Emu]

You clearly are not familiar with my expenditure policies

[Sam]

I will send you naked pictures of drumming4buddha.

[Seven Force]

I already have your photo, milhouse

[Esuohlim]

SAM WINS EVERYONE ELSE OUT, SEVEN FORCE STICK AROUND I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU PAL >:

[Sam]

I SEE THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW GENTLEMEN.

[Emu]

YOU HAD IT AT NAKED 8)

[noob3]

ill pay milhouse to not put his picture anywhere that i can see it

[Rongi]

SHUT UP NOOB WE MIGHT GET TO SEE BUDDAH NAKERS >:

[Esuohlim]

How much!

[Esuohlim]

If noob3 pays me enough I can just buy drumming4buddha :o

[Sam]

Rongi: i bet milhouse looks like les waste
Sam: or Matt Harty lol
Sam: WHAT IF HE LOOKED LI KE SEVENFORCE
Rongi: LOL
Rongi: that would be fantastic

[Sam]

If noob3 pays me enough I can just buy drumming4buddha :o

THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

[Rongi]

OOOOH SHE JUST GOT THE THIRD DEGREE!

[Emu]

So Esuohlim where's this picture

[Rongi]

Emu where is your stylish signature?

[Seven Force]

Rongi: i bet milhouse looks like les waste
Sam: or Matt Harty lol
Sam: WHAT IF HE LOOKED LI KE SEVENFORCE
Rongi: LOL
Rongi: that would be fantastic

You should just post a picture of me

[Seven Force]

I was gonna say milhouse could look like chris elliot

[Esuohlim]

If I post a picture of Seven Force and say that it's me do I still get naked drumming4buddha pictures?

I'm just throwing this out there purely hypothetical haha

[Seven Force]

thats what i imagine when he posts anyway

[Rongi]

Of course you show up at the mention of naked pictures :rolleyes

[Sam]

IF THAT HAPPENS ALL PICTURES I WOULD POST ARE OFF THE TABLE

I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

[Rongi]

Milhouse you better deliver meng

[Sam]

DO YOU FEEL THE PRESSURE MILHOUSE?

[Esuohlim]

OK how about this: Naked pictures up front, this is how I do business

[Rongi]

Milhouse, I'll get BAPE on your ass

[Seven Force]

Of course you show up at the mention of naked pictures :rolleyes

I need to expand on my collection

[Esuohlim]

I WON'T DISAPPOINT GUYS

Actually maybe I will because I look pretty underwhelming but I no longer look 14 years old which is why I'm considering it for the first time

[Emu]

Emu where is your stylish signature?

I'm in the process of making it :)

[Sam]

YOU THINK I AM A FOOL?

I GOT THIS HIGH QUALITY SHIT.

YOU TAKE ME AS A FUCKING JOKE HUH?

YOU WANNA MAKE A CHUMP OUT OF ME?

THIS DEAL IS FUCKING SHADY I MAY JUST TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME. >:

[Esuohlim]

Oh good I just found one that shows off my good side

[Esuohlim]

SAM YOU BETTER NOT RENEGE WE HAVE A DEAL HERE

[Seven Force]

THAT WOULD MAKE HIM A RENEGGER

[Sam]

I WANT PROOF THAT IT IS YOU TOO. >:

LIKE A SIGN THAT SAYS, "HAY SAM NAKD PIX PLZ"

[Esuohlim]

Shit man now I gotta get my camera >:

ok hold on i had a good one but i'll be back

[GADZOOKS]

This is a fucking nightmare

This whole week is a fucking nightmare

[Sam]

GADZOOKS WE ARE HAVING A VERY SERIOUS MEETING RIGHT NOW, PLEASE WAIT YOUR TURN TO BRING UP NEW BUSINESS.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7252/childrenshallinherittheqh3.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7252/childrenshallinherittheqh3.jpg


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Rongi]

CUT IT OUT

[GADZOOKS]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7252/childrenshallinherittheqh3.jpg

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Rongi]

I SAID STOP IT

[Sam]

I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS ON THE ISSUE, BUT I MUST INSIST THAT YOU WAIT YOUR TURN LIKE A GENTLEMAN.

[Seven Force]

my week would be a nightmare too if i had random middle-aged guys run up and grab me from the back

[Emu]

my sig sucks but then again so do i :\

[MLE]

you know, i told you i'd make one for you in another thread.

DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know what to do anymore.

[Emu]

I POSTED THIS ONE FIRST

[Emu]

Srsly tho go nuts

[Rongi]

MILHOUSE YOU BETTER BE TAKIN THAT PICTURE NOW >:

[MLE]

Emu, are you on AIM

[Emu]

DON'T RUSH HIM :/

This is page 1111 I just realized :D

[Emu]

I don't have it on this computer :(

[Sam]

I heard from a reliable source that Milhouse has an eyebrow ring. :(

[MLE]

then get on AIM Express like faggy mcfaggytron GW

[MLE]

so we can CHAT

[Esuohlim]

Arrrgghh I hate this picture fuck you all

[Fathom Zero]

I won't judge.

[Sam]

A CHAT IS PHAT

[Rongi]

MILHOUSE DONT YOU BE A RE****** >:

[Sam]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[Esuohlim]

Hold on guys this is history in the making

[Sam]

HE'S A RENEGGER

[Emu]

when is i-mock gonna get an irc channel

[MLE]

Hopefully never

[Rongi]

IRC is for old perverts

[Esuohlim]

I may look like a fag but at least I don't look like a greasy slob like half you dorks.

Where should I post this?

[Sam]

I AM GLAD I WAS A PART OF THIS ALMOST HISTORIC MOMENT THAT ALMOST HAPPENED ALMOST

[Rongi]

post it here

[Fathom Zero]

EDIT: Too damn slow.

Bring on the photo, Milhouse.

[Esuohlim]

ok fuck guys here i go :(

[Emu]

milhouse hurry up so i can go to bed

guys we'll chat later

[Sam]

I HOPE HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ZELDASBIGGESTFAN

[Esuohlim]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8310/drumming4nakedpicturestj6.png

:( :( :(

[Fathom Zero]

Mayne he is ZBF! :eek

Backwards-backwards.

Your hair looks better than anything I've ever seen.

[Emu]

if he does then at least then we have enough cleavage to last the winter

[Esuohlim]

Fuck this guys I'm having regrets already >:

[Guitar Woman]

It doesn't look that bad, stop fretting

[Rongi]

WOAH

You look nothing like I would have expected :O!

[Sam]

Oh god it's beautiful.

[Seven Force]

ESUOHLIM.JPG

[Emu]

you got us all built up for that? god

[Guitar Woman]

I would have thought he had a beard

[GADZOOKS]

YOU LOOK THAT GUY FROM SIX FEET UNDER THAT DIES IN THE

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7252/childrenshallinherittheqh3.jpg

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sam]

SAVED FOR POSTERITY.

[Esuohlim]

Haha I told you it would be disappointing

[Rongi]

He looks like Bruce McCulloch

[Fathom Zero]

Like a KT.

[Sam]

THIS IS POTENTIALLY THE GREATEST MOMENT IN I-MOCKERY HISTORY.

[Emu]

this had more hype than that fucking godzilla 2000 movie

fuck i'm going to bed

[Esuohlim]

OK SAM GIVE ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT :D

[Emu]

rongi i'm still waiting on your picture btw

[Esuohlim]

I am a STUNNING ADONIS where are you going Emu the party just started

[Emu]

i was expecting obesity tbh

sry

[GADZOOKS]

OK NOW THAT THIS IS OVER I-MOCKERY CAN GO BACK TO BEING A GROSS ANIME BOARD


http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/pinellaoncoldpizza.jpg

[Sam]

I was expecting an eyebrow ring and a hemp necklace.

AND POSSIBLY A GOATEE.

[Esuohlim]

I'm pretty sure everyone expected fat :(

[Seven Force]

i was expecting sponge or chris elliot but i am pleasantly surprised :)

[Emu]

you do kinda type like a fat guy :\

[MLE]

Esuholim, you look kinda like NinjaVenom, and that's a good thing. More pics please!

[Fathom Zero]

He looks like an immaculate axe-murderer.

[Esuohlim]

I come here posting my picture in exchange for naked drumming4buddha pictures and guess what you fags forgot about >:

That's the important part

jesus

[Emu]

sam don't be an indian giver

did i use that expression right?

[Seven Force]

boy do I have some bad news for you :lol

sam don't be an indian giver
:lol!

[Fathom Zero]

sam don't be an indian giver

did i use that expression right?

Jesus Christ, that's off-color.

And no. He'd have to give something to begin with.

[Sam]

SORRY GUYS I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED FOR POSTING PORNOGRAPHY. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

I think we have a porn thread running around here somewhere ;(

[Sam]

Yeah but Zeldasbiggestfan sneaks in there and breathes heavily.

[Esuohlim]

I wrote backwards on a piece of paper for NOTHING :(

[Fathom Zero]

You got conned.

[Sam]

IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU. I DID YOU A FAVOR. YOU BUILT CHARACTER.

[Guitar Woman]

I've got FLCL porn from Emily if you'll take that instead!

[Sam]

IF MILHOUSE POSTING HIS PICTURE IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD OR PERHAPS THIS ENTIRE BOARD, THEN THE CON JOB I JUST PULLED IS AT LEAST THE SECOND BEST MOMENT.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/piniella1022.jpg


PICTURED FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: ME, I-MOCKERY FORUM BOARDS

[Seven Force]

You know, i've seen sams pics, they're not that great :/

[Seven Force]

JUST KIDDING THEY'RE FUCKING HOT

[Fathom Zero]

Gadzooks, why do you have a boner for Sweet Lou?

[Rongi]

rongi i'm still waiting on your picture btw

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ME.jpg

[Sam]

LIAR, THAT IS CAPTAIN BUBBA WITH THE MUSCLES PHOTOSHOPPED OUT. >:

[Rongi]

AND THE NOSE STRETCHED OUT BIGGER :(

[Sam]

I AM SO PROUD OF EVERYONE TONIGHT. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO BRAVE AND OVERCAME SO MUCH ADVERSITY TO BE HERE TONIGHT. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Rongi looks just how I imagined :o

[Rongi]

SEE? I look NOTHING LIKE THAT FUCKING PICTURE I DREW >:

[Seven Force]

awesome shit

we're through the looking glass now

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE NO SECRETS ANYMORE :tear

[Seven Force]

just be lucky there arent any goons here or your house would've been next :(

[Fathom Zero]

Somebody chat with me.

I FEEL LIKE PART OF ME IS FLYING AWAY ON THE WIND.

:(:(:(:(:(

[Seven Force]

I didn't know you had AIM

[Fathom Zero]

Raggamofyn on both AIM and Yahoo.

I use Pidgin because I'm gay like that.

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of this thread jumping ahead five pages in an hour isn't Pub supposed to be back yet?

[Seven Force]

hes like me only whiter

[Sam]

WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN DO GREAT THINGS. :(

EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ALL OF US TO DO THE WORK OF ONE GREAT MAN. :tear

[Guitar Woman]

Fathom Zero is not a very heartwarming person to chat with.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm glad for you and your almost-was-girlfriend.

[Guitar Woman]

We still have a CHANCE, man :(

[Fathom Zero]

(5:58:00 AM) Raggamofyn: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
(5:58:07 AM) Microwaved Grape: me?
(5:58:14 AM) Raggamofyn: Yes.
(5:58:16 AM) Microwaved Grape: I beg to differ
(5:58:31 AM) Raggamofyn: I BET WHEN I RAPE YOU, YOU WON'T.
(5:58:36 AM) Microwaved Grape: :(
(5:59:11 AM) Microwaved Grape: actually have never dated a girl on the grounds that all the ones that flirt with me are retarded
(5:59:25 AM) Raggamofyn: I have a girlfriend.
(5:59:31 AM) Raggamofyn: Neener neener neener.
(5:59:33 AM) Microwaved Grape: fuck you
(5:59:44 AM) Raggamofyn: A smart one, too.
(5:59:51 AM) Raggamofyn: AN ACTRESS! :O
(5:59:58 AM) Microwaved Grape: I met this one girl once, she was not like the rest of them
(6:00:11 AM) Microwaved Grape: I met her in a mental hospital
(6:00:12 AM) Raggamofyn: Why'd you kill her?
(6:00:17 AM) Microwaved Grape: haha
(6:01:21 AM) Microwaved Grape: seriously though, if I had been able to talk to her more than twice a month we would have totally hooked up
(6:01:47 AM) Raggamofyn: Oh, I bet it all would have ended well.
(6:01:58 AM) Microwaved Grape: I'd use google to find her again, but that might come off as a little creepy
(6:02:04 AM) Microwaved Grape: =(
(6:02:09 AM) Raggamofyn: You and your bastard child offspring.
(6:02:33 AM) Raggamofyn: I think you should go for it.
(6:02:45 AM) Microwaved Grape: I also was not hawt for her, so shut up
(6:02:53 AM) Microwaved Grape: I loved herfor her MIND
(6:03:06 AM) Raggamofyn: Worst case scenario, you go to prison.
(6:03:11 AM) Raggamofyn: Look at it that wau.
(6:03:13 AM) Raggamofyn: way.
(6:03:27 AM) Microwaved Grape: why would I go to prison again
(6:03:43 AM) Raggamofyn: Stalking and harrassing a mental.
(6:03:57 AM) Microwaved Grape: I'm a menal too, I would plead insanity
(6:04:17 AM) Microwaved Grape: or does that only work on death row
(6:04:25 AM) Raggamofyn: I bet someone could prove you competant.
(6:04:33 AM) Raggamofyn: Consider that a complement.
(6:04:39 AM) Microwaved Grape: :[

[Guitar Woman]

Eui's a pretty woman, she is worth the risk!

[Guitar Woman]

I AM TOO TIRED FOR THIS GOOD NIGHT FAGGOTS

[noob3]

girls typically like men that don't pretend to be women

you might be a great candidate for some homo sex, though!

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar Woman is the Johnathan Lipton of AIM Chats (i.e. A snooze)

ok, now that the garbage portion is over. It's time to vote on the best Native American.

http://www.mce.k12tn.net/indians/famous/squantodrawing.gif

(3) SQUANTO - Patuxet Division

or

http://www.mce.k12tn.net/indians/famous/sitting-bulld.gif

(1) SITTING BULL - Sioux Division

[Sam]

I'd like a write in for Geranimo

[GADZOOKS]

Geranimo lost in the First Round to Sequoyah. Please try to use the search engine next time

[Emu]

Pocahantas

[Sam]

BULLSHIT. YOU HAVEN'T INCLUDED ABSENTEE VOTES.

[Rongi]

What about Pocahontas?

[Seven Force]

squanto looks like a fat pocahontas in that pic

[Sam]

I'LL POKE HER HONTAS

[GADZOOKS]

Eliminated by Sitting Bull in the quarterfinals. She wasn't that fucking great guys.

[Sam]

WHAT ABOUT THE CRYING INDIAN FROM THAT COMMERCIAL.

THE ONE WHERE THE INDIAN HAS A TEAR. IN HIS EYE.

BECAUSE OF THE WHITE MAN.

[Rongi]

Dude fuck you man Pocahontas is the ONLY good indian imo

[Sam]

Pocahantas and Saccagawaea should have had a cat fight.

[Rongi]

Whenever I buy a train ticket from the ticket machine it gives me Saccagawaea coins instead of real money

Therefor Saccagawaea sucks and I hate her

[GADZOOKS]

This turned incredibly racist. I am offended.

[Rongi]

FUCK YOU CARLOS MENCIA >:

[Rongi]

http://www.iowastatedaily.com/media/paper818/stills/ks31s516.jpg

[Rongi]

http://funnyreign.com/uploads/img_1163505639File0.jpg

[Rongi]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/katelander3/74973560.jpg

[Rongi]

FROM NOW ON THIS IS THE CALROS MENCIA THREAD

[GADZOOKS]

Carlos Mencia isn't Native American. I fail to see his relevence.

Squanto 35% Sitting Bull 40% (25% pending)

[Emu]

mexicoians are of native american and white descent actually

[GADZOOKS]

He's German and Honduran. You racist.

We will never have an African American president if this ignorance keeps up.

Squanto 38% Sitting Bull 42% (20% pending)

[Seven Force]

no emu not you too :(

[Emu]

i've been the biggest queer on this site a long time, young'n

[Rongi]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a927/a927_bm.gif

[GADZOOKS]

Yes, apparently Emu is racist it is a terrible shame.

[Rongi]

lol you can get that shirt from t-shirthell.com theyir shirts are hilareous

[Emu]

i get confused when he calls himself a beaner all the time :\

[GADZOOKS]

You mean they are racist.

Really the racism has to stop, when a black man can't shake hands with a white woman without thinking something anal is going on it's a horrible time.

[Rongi]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a355/a355.gif

[Rongi]

lolol topical humor is so clever aso is racist when is dave chappelle coming home from africa that niggr lol jk

[GADZOOKS]

I was talking to Rongi about his Aryan website.


Squanto 39% Sitting Bull 47% (14% pending)

Bull is pulling away

[Rongi]

lol t-shrit hell

[GADZOOKS]

Squanto 53% Sitting Bull 47%

an amazing influx of Squanto fans poured over and he wins the match. Thank you Squanto, you showed tolerance and love and broke bread with the white man when they would just only break your hearts.

The surviving members of the Patuxet tribe will get a Jukebox donated to their reservation in their honor.

[Rongi]

The surviving members of the Sioux trib-

All three of 'em!

*AUDIENCE LAUGHS*

*CAMERA SHOWS CLOSEUP OF GADZOOKS ROLLING EYES*

[GADZOOKS]

I think a jukebox is a decent prize for not having to do shit.

[Rongi]

They dont want no stinking white man devil music box

They want land to make casino

[GADZOOKS]

They aren't the Amish they love music.

In fact here is an old Indian song that I'll think you'll like.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.yakov.com/radio/commercial_1.mp3

I forgot the link

[Rongi]

You can hear the spirits of the indian braves running through the wind like great white buffalo

[MLE]

Eu, your avatar and sig look awesome!

[Emu]

I <3 them, thx so much

[MLE]

You're welcome!

[Yggdrasill]

I'm a Diné and you guys are mean! :(

[kahljorn]

hey floozies

YOU GOT THE FLOOZE

[Sethomas]

I feel like I'm not cool enough to post here in this thread anymore. It's just like when I go to bars alone and end up smoking just to eavesdrop on other people, hoping someone will notice my quirks and strike up a conversation but that happens only once in a while and it's probably out of pity.

Puff. Puff.

[MLE]

Are they cloves?

[Sethomas]

I've never seen cloves marketed for pipe consumption. I smoke burley and Cavendish!

[noob3]

how do you not get embarrassed smoking a pipe in public?

[Seven Force]

its 4:20 somewhere

[Emu]

central time zone, in fact

[Seven Force]

thats the best time!

[Emu]

4:22 now

[Big McLargehuge]

Hay dudes, hows it hangin? :x

[MLE]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

do you want an avatar and sig combo?

[noob3]

she made mine it's so cool

[Big McLargehuge]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

do you want an avatar and sig combo?

I have been in the netherlands of love and drugs. And shit yes i wan't one.

[Esuohlim]

Go away Noodles

[Rongi]

I AGREE

Also, where the fuck have you been Big? I miss you brooo

[GADZOOKS]

Did I do my "World's Greatest Native American" bit yet?
Because I read a article called "Red Skinned N*ggers" and I wanted to use it as source material.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Rongi how did you get mod powers? Lend me some I've got business to take care of around here :picklehat

[GADZOOKS]

Also I have only now discovered that Ted Knight has passed away (he's been dead for 20 years in fact) even though I was big on Caddyshack as a kid when he was rotting in his tomb.

This also made me the laughing stock of my office death pool.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Rongi how did you get mod powers? Lend me some I've got business to take care of around here :picklehat

I hope this has nothing to do with me saying "N*gger", I was citing a source!

[Rongi]

no way milhouse, i abuse my powers enough as it is :(

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/697/14549ted1.jpg
None of the people pictured here are still alive.

I don't even remember a thread making a notion of Rongi's promotion. Did Rongi reveal the idenity of the porn spammer?

[Rongi]

MY POWERS ARE NOT TO BE QUESTIONED

[GADZOOKS]

The real question is who the fuck hid the health status of http://claytoncounts.com/neato/knight.jpg from me for all these years?

[Rongi]

No. The REAL question is why the fuck Brian Wilson thought "Vega-Tables" was good enough to put on SMiLE.

[GADZOOKS]

He had a mental illness. I think that's the long and short of it.

[Rongi]

That's gotta be the only reason. This song is lame enough to make The Wiggles blush.

[GADZOOKS]

I kind of like it. But I also think Sloop John B is the best song on Pet Sounds so you know I'm in a ridiculous minority and accept the prejudice that comes with it.

[Rongi]

I dont necessarily think that's an unpopular opinion. I remember RoyalTenenbaum used that as an example of how Brian Wilson was the best vocalist ever or something.

My favorite off Pet Sounds is probably Caroline No

[GADZOOKS]

It's like if that French baby who made that pop dance song (Jordy?) grew up to have a successful solo career into his thirties but he still sang songs about baby issues.

That's what Vega-Tables is like, and in that scope it's fantastic.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hes trying to make it now in his late teens.

Im serious.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

C'EST DUR DUR ETRE LE BEBE! (Its so hard to be the baby!)

[GADZOOKS]

Well if he's not singing about diaper rash and eating sliced up hotdogs with ketchup then I'm not interested.