View Full Version : I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Seven Force
Jun 10th, 2006, 07:52 PM
Looking into a mirror is a fucking hassle, let me tell you. :(
GADZOOKS
Jun 11th, 2006, 04:29 AM
SevenForce more like Goatboy.
Juttin
Jun 11th, 2006, 06:56 AM
Goats go " Baaa " :(
camacazio
Jun 12th, 2006, 01:49 AM
I don't get it.
Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2006, 06:12 AM
I haven't slept a wink all night and all I've done since 10:00 is watch Clue. Over and over and over and over and over. Because I can't sleep because I'm way too wired on this awesome tea I made today.
It is now 5:39 AM on my clock.
Shifty
Jun 12th, 2006, 06:46 AM
Wow i havent bein able to sleep since i woke up at 6 wow. its 5: 13 wow!
Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2006, 07:05 AM
I haven't slept since 10:00 Am yesterday. I have the feeling that I'll be taking a rather long nap soon.
executioneer
Jun 12th, 2006, 07:19 AM
well jeez now i don't feel so special for having gone to bed at 8 am sunday >: thansk a lot jerks
executioneer
Jun 12th, 2006, 07:20 AM
lol doctor who killed the devil :D
MetalMilitia
Jun 12th, 2006, 09:11 AM
I just got back from a music festival where I say a lot of good bands.
Metallica celebrated the 20 year aniversary of Master of Puppets by playing the whole album in order. It was cool. Also they played a new song which was quite good.
I saw Guns and Roses (or more accuratly Axl Roses), and they played a lot of classics which was cool but it's just not the same when Axl is the only original member of the band. Plus he's a cunt and threatened to go home at least once.
Also I accidentally chucked some girls tent on a big fire because I thought it was rubbish (as in trash), she demanded £25 from me but I was heinously drunk so I just argued with her for a while then fucked off. She was all like "that was a limited edition scooby doo tent, it cost 25 quid!!!" pfffft bitch.
I heard a good joke too!
Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff... du dum tssss.
Juttin
Jun 12th, 2006, 10:36 AM
Scooby Doo tent, eh?
Knowing that, it must be grossly overpriced.....
Shifty
Jun 12th, 2006, 11:51 AM
Metallica can lick my sack. they suck. the new song sucks. Kill em all Master of puppets and Ride the lightning where the only good albums.
MetalMilitia
Jun 12th, 2006, 12:08 PM
I'm not such a big fan as I used to be a few years back but they put on a really good show and played some awsome metal.
Saw strapping young lad too, Devin Townsend is so fucking great, he said some really funny stuff in between songs like "Shove this up your cunt" and "Stick this in your pipe and smoke the piss out of it!". Not to mention they played really good music.
Shifty
Jun 12th, 2006, 12:47 PM
When i heard the song. it was just, well bleh. didnt really get my attention. i didnt even listen to all of it. but i hear kirks solo was bitchin. They arent what they use to be.
MetalMilitia
Jun 12th, 2006, 12:54 PM
I didn't think much of Kirk's solos. I mean the ones he did by himself, not the ones in songs. The solo during the unforgiven was orgasmic :o
Their new song was ok I guess. I'll definatly check out their new album on the off chance they have returned to form somewhat but i'm dubious.
Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2006, 11:52 PM
Elton Brown looks a lot like a younger Thomas Dolby.
Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2006, 12:38 AM
This morning at 8, after not sleeping for about 22 hours, I decided to rest my eyes a bit. I wake up, shortly after, only to find that it was 4 PM. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Emu
Jun 13th, 2006, 09:00 AM
Why does this forum only go down when I'm at school? >:
MarioRPG
Jun 13th, 2006, 02:45 PM
MAGIC.
MarioRPG
Jun 13th, 2006, 07:33 PM
http://www.transformersmovie.com/
:eek :eek Why wasn't I informed?
camacazio
Jun 13th, 2006, 08:28 PM
That looks really bad ass :(
executioneer
Jun 13th, 2006, 08:31 PM
their counter's A LITTLE OFF :lol
camacazio
Jun 13th, 2006, 08:45 PM
HOW IS LIFE WILLIE
executioneer
Jun 13th, 2006, 09:25 PM
i really like the chili at wendy's :(
Seven Force
Jun 13th, 2006, 09:28 PM
Ewwww. :(
Emu
Jun 13th, 2006, 09:59 PM
I'm eating a porkburger. :eek
Sam
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:14 PM
I just had the best spaghetti ever. :(
Emu
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:21 PM
I want more fries.
Seven Force
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:33 PM
Fresh sliced turkey, shredded cheddar cheese, onions, wrapped in a tortilla.
Sam
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:36 PM
I'm eating a porkburger. :eek
Fresh sliced turkey, shredded cheddar cheese, onions, wrapped in a tortilla.
What do you fuckers think this is? The "What Are You Eating Right Now thread"??????????????? >:
Seven Force
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:46 PM
FUCK THIS THREAD
Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:17 PM
>:
Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:18 PM
:bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread
Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:44 PM
Pub Lover only made one post :eek
Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:57 PM
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6135/alex0bp2ct.gif
Esuohlim
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:04 AM
Internet pictures of Michael J. Fox are required by law to move a little bit :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:09 AM
You're absolutely right. I'll get right on it.
Jixby Phillips
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:11 AM
great scot, miachel j fox has parkinsons disease!
ArrowX
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:33 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/DSCF1282.jpg
MY SUPPER!
thats gourmet shit right ther guys.
Esuohlim
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:49 AM
Show the rest of the series where you're shoveling the entire contents of the plate into your mouth in 15 seconds.
Seven Force
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:57 AM
That's fucking nasty as hell. It almost looks like someone came on his food. >:
Marc Summers
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:17 AM
That's fucking nasty as hell. It almost looks like someone came on his food. >:
OH YA WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY CAME IN YOUR MOTHER TO MAKE YOU >:
executioneer
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:29 AM
Ewwww. :(
whaddaya mean eww have you tried it >:
Shifty
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:48 AM
That's fucking nasty as hell. It almost looks like someone came on his food. >:
Thank you thank you!
Juttin
Jun 14th, 2006, 09:57 AM
Well, you call it gourmet, but I see imitation crab.
It's good, I know, but it's not gourmet. It's more of an expensive snack food.
Seven Force
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:38 PM
Ewwww. :(
whaddaya mean eww have you tried it >:
You know what? No. No I haven't. I heard it was was really watered down and didn't have a chili-like consistency that chili should have. That and it had no taste.
I'll try it today. I'll come back and let you know if I change my mind. :(
Seven Force
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/theywillbekilled.gif
Seven Force
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:45 PM
No one can stop Chemical Ali!
GADZOOKS
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:29 PM
A water based solution might do the trick.
executioneer
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:08 PM
You know what? No. No I haven't. I heard it was was really watered down and didn't have a chili-like consistency that chili should have. That and it had no taste.
I'll try it today. I'll come back and let you know if I change my mind. :(
the consistency thing is KIND OF true but the taste is really pretty good :( it's almost more of a soup, but it's got peppers and onions and two kinds of beans
Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Silly fools, everyone knows that Cincinnati Chili is the best.
MarioRPG
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:52 PM
I don't normally waltz into a fast food restuarant for chili.
ArrowX
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:10 PM
Well, you call it gourmet, but I see imitation crab.
It's good, I know, but it's not gourmet. It's more of an expensive snack food.
well if justtin wansn't so damned smart he could have been easily mislead to beleive it was really crab.
Guitar Woman
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:28 PM
Imitation crap almost made me vomit the last time I tried to eat it :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:38 PM
Would you rather have eaten real crap?
camacazio
Jun 14th, 2006, 07:23 PM
Silly fools, everyone knows that Cincinnati Chili is the best.
Tastes like spicy poop.
Moobs
Jun 14th, 2006, 07:24 PM
I had chicken.
KENTUCKY FRIED >:
camacazio
Jun 14th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Finland's best
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938
executioneer
Jun 14th, 2006, 08:25 PM
more like EGGland's best
camacazio
Jun 14th, 2006, 09:07 PM
I'm just going to assume that you're all dying of laughter and that's why you can't type "omg lol"
Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2006, 09:19 PM
What's that supposed to mean, junior?
Pub Lover
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:26 PM
Only losers and Sam say 'OMG LOL!'.
Big McLargehuge
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:29 PM
i just had all the sushi i could eat :0
Emu
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:30 PM
f*ck you >:
what kind did you get :yum
Sam
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:33 PM
Only losers and Sam say 'OMG LOL!'.
I don't say that. :(
Big McLargehuge
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:34 PM
I got a Catapillar roll (bbq eel with avacado) Sea Bass Nigiri, Rainbow Roll (all KINDS of fish), Shrimp Tempura, Spicy Tuna, Spider Crab (Deep fried soft shell blue crab. and a few others i can't remembver :-o
Big McLargehuge
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:34 PM
Only losers and Sam say 'OMG LOL!'.
I don't say that. :(
w/e
Chojin
Jun 14th, 2006, 10:35 PM
guys have you noticed that this board only gets new posts while i'm actively reading it
Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2006, 11:15 PM
I really want some cake right now.
Emu
Jun 14th, 2006, 11:30 PM
I got a Catapillar roll (bbq eel with avacado) Sea Bass Nigiri, Rainbow Roll (all KINDS of fish), Shrimp Tempura, Spicy Tuna, Spider Crab (Deep fried soft shell blue crab. and a few others i can't remembver :-o
The guy at the buffet here makes some kind that have avacado, tuna, salmon and that one white kind all wrapped togther :yum They're like rainbow sex.
Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2006, 11:30 PM
I eventually settled for ice cream.
Chojin
Jun 14th, 2006, 11:32 PM
http://www.so-utah.com/feature/rodeo/rodeo.jpg
Emu
Jun 14th, 2006, 11:34 PM
hahahahahaha>:
Seven Force
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:10 AM
Now all we need is some idiot to make an "lol brokeback mountain" joke.
Seven Force
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:14 AM
C'mon, anytime now.
Emu
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:15 AM
A guy and his lover were talking.
Guy: "Wanna go see brokeback mountain?"
Lover: "Okay."
And they did.
They had gay sex afterwords. Just like in the movie.
Seven Force
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:23 AM
His ass was like a glazed doughnut.
Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:24 AM
Oh my god, that was hilarious. By the way, this was posted using a PSP. :P
Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:32 AM
And it was friggin' hard, too, without a keyboard.
I was bumming off of my dick neighbor's wifi.
I hate him so, that pot-smoking hippie. He used to be emo, but now he's a gangsta.
ArrowX
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:43 AM
HEY GUYS UWE BOLL IS GONNA FUCKIGN FIGHT HIS CRITICS
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/712/712601p1.html
I'm gonna go to vancouver and watch him and someone else dosomething so trivial.
Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 03:13 AM
"All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 140 lbs. and 190 lbs. You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. "
What the fuck is all that supposed to be about? Will the film be so physically demanding that you need a physical?
executioneer
Jun 15th, 2006, 03:39 AM
no dude he's actually going to box them cause he's SO MAD that people on the internet say his movies are bad and he wants to make sure he's not gonna get sued by some heart patient or whatever
executioneer
Jun 15th, 2006, 03:41 AM
plus, he doesn't want to get outweighed so bad that he gets badly injured
Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 04:17 AM
I'm eating pasta watching the Usual Suspects on DVD, confirming a Mission Hill Complete Series DVD set at 3:44 AM. I am also beginning to question what has become of my life.
Seven Force
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:56 AM
Thanks Fathom Zero. I most certainly cannot wait for your next installment.
I AM GAY I TYPE IN SMALL UNREADABLE TEXT AND ALSO Seriously though, nice avatar.
Juttin
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:17 AM
That's as funny as watching Russell Crowe beat random people :)
Why boxing, though? I want to see Uwe Boll streetfight a morbidly obese 34 yr. old :/
Esuohlim
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:53 PM
ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA TONITE
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1943/ss1sml19po.jpg
EXCITEMENT
sadie
Jun 15th, 2006, 01:45 PM
i'm happy for you. :(
MarioRPG
Jun 15th, 2006, 02:44 PM
"And there was much rejoicing"
camacazio
Jun 15th, 2006, 07:52 PM
I dunno guys I think the pokemon stadium music is actually pretty good to play smash bros to.
Emu
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:10 PM
http://cdn.fastclick.net/fastclick.net/cid47262/media95506.gif
Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:23 PM
Nice edit, Seven. I heard you the first time. And thank you.
Jixby Phillips
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:27 PM
http://cdn.fastclick.net/fastclick.net/cid47262/media95506.gif
lol @ sound on/off :lol
Emu
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:29 PM
That's not a screen capture, that's the actual image from the advertisement.
Guitar Woman
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:47 PM
The Indiana Jones ride at disneyland isn't as awesome as I remembered :(
Terra
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:48 PM
Yeah that's nothing but a weenie ride anymore.
Terra
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:49 PM
PAGE BREAK!!!!!
ArrowX
Jun 16th, 2006, 12:46 AM
REDMAN IS CLEARLY NOT AN INDIAN
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 05:34 AM
The problem with being the oldest of a fair sized brood, & then still living at home far past the age of "isn't that a bit weird?" is that you get over-ruled at the tv. Sure I want to watch my Stargate & Firefly like every week, but all my younger sisters want to watch the new movie on the Disney Channel. So I do the only thing a habitual loser can do and I get drunk and watch too. So I'm watching the Australasian Disney premier of "High School Musical" & I see Olesya Rulin & so I spent a drunken evening in front of google trying to find out if she's old enough to be appreciated by me or if I'm a drunken pervert, all the while not realizing that the only way I could ask that question is if I am a drunken pervert.
haha, oh no!
:x x_SUICIDE TIME_x :x !!!!!
hahaha. :(
;)
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 05:42 AM
it's what dorks do, get married. marriage is for dorks.
FUCK YOU! >:
FUCK YOU IN YOUR SEXY ASS! >:
YOUR SEXY, SEXY ASS! >:
:orgasm
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 05:46 AM
Everyone who drives a manuel knows about the drift back.
WHAT THE FUCK?
SERIOUSLY?
CAN'T AMERICANS DRIVE?
Oh yeah. :lol
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 05:51 AM
"Pretend Water in the Summertime" on the road is everywhere!
See, stuff like that make me regret my above post. Like do you guys have some sort of crazy physics? Because I have never seen this 'Pretend Water' stuff. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 05:58 AM
Emily did something like this to me once, where she was being all silent because she was mad at me over something and was not about to tell me what it was, so I just went about my lunch and day as usual. This got her so mad that she eventually came clean and was all 'CAN'T YOU TELL THAT I'M UPSET' and I said 'Yes, but I don't like to let on that I speak Bitch.'
No sex that week, frowny emoticon.
But yes, don't buy into mind games, it's their species' equivalent to smash bros and THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY did you get that that was from wargames
:lol
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:00 AM
If just two more of us were as funny as Chojin, this place would rock! :rock
Instead we get Dullsville.
Thanks a fucking lot, GW. >:
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:00 AM
pub i love you
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:02 AM
pub i love you
Yeah, yeah. >:
I get it. >:
"Oh Pub you are so great, oh Pub you are so funny! :love"
Fuck that shit guys. I was forced to go out into the real world yesterday, and all of this means shit!
:x X_SUICIDE TIME_X :x
>:
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:04 AM
:tear
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:09 AM
Hey! Hey.
Your location says "Not Finland".
Fuck that!
Finland rocks! :rock
It's Rankari that sucks.
I demand you change your location to "Finland rocks, but Rankari sucks!"
Do it! :eek
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:12 AM
goodness gracious, I hate you :eek
"has wrote"? :confused
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:17 AM
seriously pub you're my fav person on the internet :(
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:19 AM
pub i love you
You know who I like?
Emu.
Seriously, that guy is always posting, but how many of you would notice if he suddenly stopped?
He's not hated & he's not loved, he's just there.
Much respect to the Emu.
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:21 AM
seriously pub you're my fav person on the internet :(
The internet must suck in Finland,
or at least they don't have drunk people. :eek
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:23 AM
Location: Finland rocks, but Rankari sucks!
:lol
Now I know how Esuohlim feels! :eek :power
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:25 AM
seriously
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/hausmeister/KP/PDVD_085.jpg
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:26 AM
stop posting so fast i can't reply to anything :(
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:26 AM
That's a character from the Disney show 'Kim Possible' for any of you that are adults, or have taste. :(
He says 'Seriously!'. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:29 AM
stop posting so fast i can't reply to anything :(
A.D.H.D. has to have some use, if not the internet, then where? :eek
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:31 AM
Much respect to the Emu.
emu is a great guy
The internet must suck in Finland,
yeah
That's a character from the Disney show 'Kim Possible' for any of you that are adults, or have taste. Sad
He says 'Seriously!'.
oh
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:34 AM
You must be on the Ritalin, because each of those replies could have had tehier own posts. :P
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:36 AM
i'm an efficient guy
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:37 AM
i'm an efficient guy
Efficiency works in reverse in this thread. :eek
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:38 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/hausmeister/KP/PDVD_085.jpg
SERIOUSLY!
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:40 AM
I'M A BIG WHORE!!!!!
We get it. :|
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:41 AM
Terra, if you could be a bit more like Maggie Karp you'd be bearable.
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:42 AM
Maggie Karp, the Emu of internet women.
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:42 AM
girls :rolleyes
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:47 AM
girls :rolleyes
Like I mentioned earlier, I went out into the real world for a few hours. If I could have helped it I ouldn;t have, but there you go...
...the thing that tv never tells you is that the real world is full of ugly people.
Seriously, how do these people make it through the day?
I think I look like I strapped an ass to my face, but'm bloody Brad Pitt compared to these ogres.
And the cute people are assholes, as if dealing with ugly people all the time removes any politeness.
I say 'cute people' but I mean 'cute women', cute men were polite to me all day...
Which probably means I look gay...
Hmm. >:
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:52 AM
the real world has inner beauty so quit being a superficial jerk you jerk >:
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:59 AM
Sorry. :(
But they were damn ugly, & I have very loose standards. :(
funkyamunky
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:09 AM
it's probably a new zealand thing
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:17 AM
it's probably a new zealand thing
Sadly I think that is true. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:19 AM
Usually at this time I'm watching Australia's Audlt Swim's repeats of the same few SGC2C, ATHF, Sealab, & Brak episodes over & over, but tonight for a change I'm watching the Street Fighter movie.
Hahaha, taste? No.
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:20 AM
Audit Swim sounds like a better show. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:31 AM
Kylie Minogue acting. :lol
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:33 AM
Uh oh! It's a good thing M. Bison doesn't have any turtles in that lab, what with all that Mutagen he has laying around.
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:34 AM
:eek
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:35 AM
http://www.kylie.co.uk/minography/films/streetfighter.jpg
Pub Lover
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:53 AM
YOU SUCK.
:lol
ArrowX
Jun 16th, 2006, 10:37 AM
CHARLES FTW :O
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2006, 11:17 AM
Hahaha, banned.
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2006, 11:23 AM
The concert was great last night except they had to cut it short due to the 11pm concert curfew >:
MarioRPG
Jun 16th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Curfew? Heh. That must've been some concert.
Chojin
Jun 16th, 2006, 05:10 PM
I'm starting to like pub again, but i think it's mostly the flattery :<
Fathom Zero
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Romy Schneider is very pretty.
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2006, 06:57 PM
Curfew? Heh. That must've been some concert.
It's a union thing. If Dweezil stayed any longer he would have to pay about 50 people more for overtime. >:
Seven Force
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:44 PM
INTERESTING
Seven Force
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/scan0001-1.png
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEGRO?
camacazio
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:47 PM
This would be funny except for the fact that 100% of sexual assault is committed by black people.
Emu
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:48 PM
seven force is that you :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Sure do he goes by the name Brian Duff :ool
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:49 PM
HEY >: EMU >:
Emu
Jun 16th, 2006, 07:55 PM
yea
Emu
Jun 16th, 2006, 08:29 PM
pub i love you
You know who I like?
Emu.
Seriously, that guy is always posting, but how many of you would notice if he suddenly stopped?
He's not hated & he's not loved, he's just there.
Much respect to the Emu.
:)
Seven Force
Jun 16th, 2006, 08:59 PM
I agree. Emu is the superglue that holds together the fragile scrotum of the boards. :|
Emu
Jun 16th, 2006, 09:01 PM
illin'
ItalianStereotype
Jun 16th, 2006, 09:19 PM
I like emu :<
camacazio
Jun 17th, 2006, 03:36 AM
I want more maggie karp
MarioRPG
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:11 PM
seven force is that you :rolleyes
Pfff, he wishes.
Misdemonar
Jun 17th, 2006, 05:19 PM
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, YOU ARE STUPID. JUST LIKE TERRA, EXCEPT WITHOUT BEING A WHORE, BECAUSE SHE IS QUEEN WHORE AROUND HERE.
Terra
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Hey Misdemonar! Isn't it about time to suck a mod dick?? How about bend over and take it up the poop shoot for an admin??
Your three days are up and your almost behind schedule. Chop chop chop! Get to it you filthy little man slut.
Esuohlim
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:26 PM
:yawn
Esuohlim
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:27 PM
So what did everyone get their pop for Father's Day???????
Emu
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:30 PM
hugs
Terra
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:45 PM
My dad passed on. I am putting flowers on his grave. :tear
All of you fucktards had best honor your father tomorrow!!!! >:
Milhouse? Fuck off! :)
Fathom Zero
Jun 17th, 2006, 10:10 PM
I hate my father, so I wish him no good.
Grislygus
Jun 17th, 2006, 10:12 PM
I'm actively trying to find Billy Connelly's new DVD for a Father's Day gift.
Misdemonar
Jun 17th, 2006, 10:38 PM
Hey Misdemonar! Isn't it about time to suck a mod dick?? How about bend over and take it up the poop shoot for an admin??
Your three days are up and your almost behind schedule. Chop chop chop! Get to it you filthy little man slut.
What now?
Emu
Jun 17th, 2006, 10:40 PM
poop chute, poop CHUTE, GOD
RaNkeri
Jun 18th, 2006, 01:22 AM
I hate my father, so I wish him no good.
Why so? D:
Is he abusive? :eek
Esuohlim
Jun 18th, 2006, 01:32 AM
My dad passed on. I am putting flowers on his grave. :tear
loo
Esuohlim
Jun 18th, 2006, 01:34 AM
hugs
Emu your father is a very lucky guy :D
executioneer
Jun 18th, 2006, 04:00 AM
poop chute, poop CHUTE, GOD
emu did you know that broken hearts are for assholes
MarioRPG
Jun 18th, 2006, 08:00 AM
I got my father a pair of shorts and a rock speaker-dealy.
I did consider a bag a peat moss though, Esu.
Emu
Jun 18th, 2006, 08:14 AM
poop chute, poop CHUTE, GOD
emu did you know that broken hearts are for assholes
don't fool yourself willie of course i did
Pub Lover
Jun 18th, 2006, 11:49 PM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif
Esuohlim
Jun 19th, 2006, 12:17 AM
Oh is it the next page in the future :rolleyes :wornoutjokeok
GADZOOKS
Jun 19th, 2006, 06:26 AM
Dear Max,
I'd like to make a complaint about articles #102945 and #102953 of your website titled "Mister Sarcastic Ridicules Your Favorite Fast Food Restaurants" Parts 1 and 2. It seems that the writer thinks he is entitled to choose what are my favorite fast food resturaunts when I do not even eat fast food. And even if i was forced to pick a favorite I would ahve to choose Salt Creek Barbaque which I belive is not on those lists. I demand a retraction and a personal apology from the author.
Signed,
Arthur "Art" D. Paige
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Emu
Jun 19th, 2006, 08:47 AM
Is that real?
MarioRPG
Jun 19th, 2006, 03:09 PM
Dear Max,
I'd like to make a complaint about articles #102945 and #102953 of your website titled "Mister Sarcastic Ridicules Your Favorite Fast Food Restaurants" Parts 1 and 2. It seems that the writer thinks he is entitled to choose what are my favorite fast food resturaunts when I do not even eat fast food. And even if i was forced to pick a favorite I would ahve to choose Salt Creek Barbaque which I belive is not on those lists. I demand a retraction and a personal apology from the author.
Signed,
Arthur "Art" D. Paige
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Do You Yahoo? Click Here.
Because everything on the internet applies to everyone.
GADZOOKS
Jun 19th, 2006, 08:26 PM
Hey MarioRPG are you TBS, because you are "very funny".
Pub Lover
Jun 19th, 2006, 10:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2006/terrafarmsluts.jpg
Like a magnet... :eek
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2006, 10:12 PM
I AGREE
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 10:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2006/terrafarmsluts.jpg
Like a magnet... :eek
You actually took the time out for that???
Oh pubby, I love you!!! :love
xbxDaniel
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:10 PM
Oh have y'all been?
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:26 PM
Fine. How are you doing?
xbxDaniel
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:31 PM
Can't complain. Just hanging out until I feel sleepy.
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Ah. Good to see you around!
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:33 PM
Ah. Good to see you around!
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:33 PM
double post. nevermind
camacazio
Jun 20th, 2006, 02:11 AM
wtf
ArrowX
Jun 20th, 2006, 10:25 AM
Charles FTW
Esuohlim
Jun 20th, 2006, 11:31 AM
Strike two.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:12 PM
What're you guys havin' for dinner?
Pub Lover
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:16 PM
Oh pubby...
Pubby?
Pub Lover
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:18 PM
I'll find your wee little buddy, Pubby on Saturday. HIS TIME! >:
Little?
camacazio
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:28 PM
I don't know what I'll be eating, I think I'll try to gather friends for mexican restaurant outing time.
Pub Lover
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:29 PM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:34 PM
hey if "ftw" means "for the win" how come nobody ever says "ftb" :rolleyes
camacazio
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:42 PM
for the base?
camacazio
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:42 PM
for the boss?
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:43 PM
for the BLOCK dammit
executioneer
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:44 PM
hollywood squares? c'mon
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:44 PM
He's never watched Hollywood Squares a day in his life, I bet.
Pub Lover
Jun 20th, 2006, 07:46 PM
hey if "ftw" means "for the win"
When I looked up FTW on the internet, it told me it meant "Fuck The World" but I probably just stumbled on some emogoth site or something.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:14 PM
I'm wearing the same outfit I've had on for the past 4 days.
A dirty Aerosmith concert tee-shirt and jeans with holes in them.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:15 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTW
"Forever Truly White", a term used by racists and nationalsocialists.
Emu
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:17 PM
i like saying fuck the what cuz it confuses people :lolo
Jixby Phillips
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:28 PM
I always thought it was FUCK THE WORLD because my friend used to write FTL (FUCK THE LORD) he was a hardcore athiest dude it was harsh
Esuohlim
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:48 PM
i like saying fuck the what cuz it confuses people :lolo
That's what I meant that one time Chojin got pissy at me :(
And I knew what Willie meant with "ftb". :( ftr :(
Esuohlim
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:50 PM
F
T
Q :eek
Pub Lover
Jun 20th, 2006, 08:53 PM
That's what I meant that one time Chojin got pissy at me :(
One time? :eek
Emu
Jun 20th, 2006, 09:03 PM
yes, tell us
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2006, 09:20 PM
http://biz.gamedaily.com/industry/feature/?id=12932
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/712/712379p1.html
A blow struck for freedom in my state. I hate my bible belt state oh so much, especially that ass-hat Brad Henry. I hope the suit goes through.
Fathom Zero
Jun 20th, 2006, 09:35 PM
A new Biker Mice from Mars game is coming out for the PS2, PSP, and DS.
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2006, 12:07 AM
I said "ftw" once as a backwards what the fuck and Chojin quoted it and said "I should ban you right there for that". This was a few months ago, before I even knew there was an actual "ftw" acronym. :(
camacazio
Jun 21st, 2006, 02:12 AM
I remember being confused by that.
executioneer
Jun 21st, 2006, 02:42 AM
my neck hurts
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2006, 06:08 AM
Jesus Christ, why does it have to be so hard finding a Evolution X image, aside from it being illegal?
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2006, 06:12 AM
Does anybody here know if I can network my PC and X-Box without the EvoX bootdisk?
Emu
Jun 21st, 2006, 09:19 AM
You're speaking goo-goo moon language, son.
Emu
Jun 21st, 2006, 09:26 AM
I got hit up by the Red Bull car this morning on my way to school. :posh
http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/images/redbullcar.jpg
I got two free cans cuz my girlfriend didn't hers.
Terra
Jun 21st, 2006, 09:53 AM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif
Well that was fun!
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2006, 10:46 AM
Why aren't you in Qatar yet getting bombed or something
MetalMilitia
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:46 AM
I got hit up by the Red Bull car this morning on my way to school. :posh
http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/images/redbullcar.jpg
I got two free cans cuz my girlfriend didn't hers.
Someone drives one of those to my uni. I think they won it in a competition or something. :eek
Emu
Jun 21st, 2006, 12:12 PM
They probably work for them. They come by here about once a month and hand out free Red Bulls. Which is good because the college sells them for like $2.50 a can and it's like god damn
I just drank both of them and I think I'm having a seizure
MetalMilitia
Jun 21st, 2006, 12:17 PM
They cost the equivilent of $3.68 over here >:
But i'll still pay it as nothing hits the spot quite as well if you're pulling an all nighter.
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2006, 01:19 PM
Shit, we never get a Red Bull car. Red Bull comes in 4-packs for 9 bucks and I always just steal them from my roommate >:
MetalMilitia
Jun 21st, 2006, 01:35 PM
I only found out the other day it's supposed to taste like cherry :eek
I always thought it was just "red bull" flavour.
Emu
Jun 21st, 2006, 02:17 PM
They taste like sweet tarts to me.
MarioRPG
Jun 21st, 2006, 03:14 PM
I'm not a fan of sweet tarts.
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2006, 03:42 PM
Anyone remember the old Dr. Dreadful's Freaky Food Lab sets? You could make strawberry-flavored brains. The first time I took a sip of Red Bull it tasted like that.
Esuohlim
Jun 21st, 2006, 03:48 PM
http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4769/lolwhat4xf.jpg
:lol
Terra
Jun 21st, 2006, 06:01 PM
Why aren't you in Qatar yet getting bombed or something
I leave for the airport tomorow at 10:00 am. Looks like everybody has to suffer just a bit longer. :(
Fathom Zero
Jun 21st, 2006, 07:07 PM
Whoa, I just woke up.
MarioRPG
Jun 21st, 2006, 07:32 PM
http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4769/lolwhat4xf.jpg
:lol
Someone likes there capitalization.
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:25 PM
I saw one of those Redbull cars the other day! :eek
Someone likes there capitalization.
Their! It isn't hard. :(
Hey guys, none of you have seen Blake's Seven right?
executioneer
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:26 PM
WRONG, AVON
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:27 PM
I saw one of those Redbull cars the other day! :eek
Someone likes there capitalization.
Their! It isn't hard. :(
Hey guys, none of you have seen Blake's Seven right?
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:28 PM
I saw one of those Redbull cars the other day! :eek
Someone likes there capitalization.
Their! It isn't hard. :(
Hey guys, none of you have seen Blake's Seven right?
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:28 PM
I saw one of those Redbull cars the other day! :eek
Someone likes there capitalization.
Their! It isn't hard. :(
Hey guys, none of you have seen Blake's Seven right?
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:29 PM
STOP FUCKING WITH ME PHP! >:
executioneer
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:29 PM
wtf
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:30 PM
WRONG, AVON
Shit! But, hey! Like you don't read Esuohlim's site right?
executioneer
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:31 PM
i just started to actually :(
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:36 PM
A guy can't catch a break. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:37 PM
A guy can't catch a break. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:37 PM
A guy can't catch a break. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:37 PM
A guy can't catch a break. :(
Pub Lover
Jun 21st, 2006, 11:38 PM
Couldn't obtain category list.
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SELECT c.cat_id, c.cat_title, c.cat_order FROM phpbb_categories c, phpbb_forums f WHERE f.cat_id = c.cat_id GROUP BY c.cat_id, c.cat_title, c.cat_order ORDER BY c.cat_order
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File : functions.php
Fathom Zero
Jun 22nd, 2006, 06:34 AM
I hate that.
Who else didn't get a wink of sleep besides me?
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