I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

Uppity women sometimes are good to have around .... ;)

[Tadao]

Yeah, cops won't arrest you because the bitch needs a good punch in the face.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Amen

[Fathom Zero]

So yeah, the pickle ranking system was already on shaky ground to begin with, and if that kind of shit continues, I'll be happy to get rid of it since this was just a trial run to see how people would react to it.

I like it coz it's the quickest way to secretly agree with people.

REVOLUTION

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah, cops won't arrest you because the bitch needs a good punch in the face.

Uh, that wasn't where I was going with this, but OK, run with it. :)

[k0k0]

I'd stab shrubfest.

[Fathom Zero]

and play around with her blood

[Aaarg]

bludfest

[Zomboid]

I'd deposit my seed into her vagina!

[Tadao]

bludfest

:lol

[Tadao]

I'd cut a hole in her throat and then fuck it till my cum shoots out her talk hole and lands back on her face.

[Aaarg]

sometimes i forget that we have people living close to us now and there's a large window in the front of the house and these near-neighbors have a tendency to do things outside at night and i have a tendency to walk around naked

and i mean i'm conditioned not to look in windows but man if somebody's looking across the street they may just bear witness to my dick flopping around as i walk to the kitchen to get a cider

but i guess there's a 25% chance if they're seeing skin in one of our windows it'll be a pair of tits, but whatever.

are they willing to risk it?!

[Chojin]

So yeah, the pickle ranking system was already on shaky ground to begin with, and if that kind of shit continues, I'll be happy to get rid of it since this was just a trial run to see how people would react to it.

i'm all in favor of shitcanning it. i was hoping people would use it to get rep for people who spend effort on the board (like kitsa's threads), but instead people have just been +1ing and -1ing their most and least favorite people every day.

[Aaarg]

>:[
-1 chojin
reason: he hate pickle

[Zomboid]

I rep people that are funny. Certain people are just funnier to me, so they tend to get more pickles.

Why would I give Kitsa pickles just because she spends effort on her threads? If I wanted to read articles about random flea market shit, I'd go to the main i-mock site. If I wanted to read about the sorts of injuries Kitsa acquires...well, why would I do that? I can just watch this:

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Edit: It's even better if you imagine that he's chasing down a neighbor who played loud music or parked too close to his car, or something like that.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I 1up comedy and I don't 1down threads that I don't care about, but I do 1down people I hate because god damit, I HATE THEM. I guess we can go the Zug route were EVERY POST DESERVES A THAT A BOY AND PEOPLE CAN'T FAIL FOR BEING IDIOTS. Typing the reason why Babs sucks every time is not worth the effort.

[Aaarg]

wait like bababaliaty pancake??? he's still around?

[Tadao]

I do my best to scare him off.

[Pentegarn]

Yeah, I 1up comedy and I don't 1down threads that I don't care about, but I do 1down people I hate because god damit, I HATE THEM. I guess we can go the Zug route were EVERY POST DESERVES A THAT A BOY AND PEOPLE CAN'T FAIL FOR BEING IDIOTS. Typing the reason why Babs sucks every time is not worth the effort.

^^^

Read this Mods

When we kowtow to whiny bitchery complaining about the pickle system on a site called i-mockery because they feel *gasp* the pickles are a way to mock them, then we become no better than the weaker 'humor forums' that we often mock. The Zug forums are a fine example of that and I wholeheartedly agree with Tadao's above statement. I come here because this is not like all the other 'mod shield us from the big scary internet' forums

[Tadao]

The whole problem is that when people like me and Pent joined or re-joined, RoG had just implemented a more welcoming atmosphere and got tired of harassing people on the internet. All things considered, we get away with a lot of shit.

[Fathom Zero]

I like to think this is the last American bastion of meanness.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like its more of a DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE! attitude now.

[Zomboid]

It really is pretty fucking pathetic when people go crying to the mods. Especially at what is ostensibly a site where, if the name is any indication, mocking occasionally occurs.

[Chojin]

you guys can dress it up any way you like, but this is far less of a civil rights issue and far more of an abuse of the system. the point of the rep system is to give an indication of which posters are good and bad, and to reward or punish them accordingly, as well as to give them feedback as to what they're doing. 5 red pickles should mean "this guy sucks", not "tadao and zomboid really really think this guy sucks." leaving no feedback or stupid feedback also defeats a core purpose of the system.

so again, i recommend we just remove it, because this forum isn't really designed to cater to adults and no one here acts like one anyway.

[Fathom Zero]

People are free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that a +30 or -30 karma/rep/zugs/barnstars is an accurate measure of what someone is like to someone new - whom is, by the way, the only type of person that this is targeted toward, from what I've seen.

Every new website or forum I go to, if you've got a massive amount of negative rep, you're the asshole everyone hates. If you've got a massive amount of positive rep, you're the asshole everyone else seems to love. And the middle ground is irrelevant because they're not gonna get any attention compared to the larger numbers, if numbers are all there is to garner attention.

Moreover, even though that you guys don't (and should not) defer to us for final say in such a matter, I think it was extremely telling considering what happened during the ZuggaZugga debacle just how much we wanted something like this, if not how much it would ruthlessly be abused.

Of course, I could just be terribly jaded and just chalk it up to my hatred of arbitrary numeration and false competition. If I took the time to down-rate every bad joke, every terrible point, every stupid contribution, then there would be a lot more red pickles. Believe me, I have seething hatred for some people on here, and if it looks like I'm joking, I'm not. It'd be best not to have any red pickles at all, like the internet training wheels this system seems to be in place for.

[Dr. Boogie]

I have to admit, I thought it was just an elaborate way to dump on Pram Maven, which I don't have any problem with.

[Chojin]

I have to admit, I thought it was just an elaborate way to dump on Pram Maven, which I don't have any problem with.

there was that, too

[Colonel Flagg]

This discussion probably belongs in the "pickle rep system" thread but whatever.

As an adult (at least by age, if not by attitude) who posts in this forum, I have also used the pickle system for rewarding posts that I consider extremely funny or clever. I used negative rep sparingly, and only for posts that I felt were either inappropriate, or borderline offensive. I think I once red pickled someone in a tongue-in-cheek sarcastic fashion, but that was telegraphed.

I neither like nor dislike the system, but I do have a concern that it becomes too much of a "you're all awesome" kind of zugworthy reputation rating style.

The opinions expressed in the above post are my own, they are neither sanctioned by, nor representative of the opinions of the board owners or moderators. Your mileage may vary.

[Tadao]

people abusing the system in order to make someone else miserable, I wonder where we learned that from :rolleyes

[Sam]

CHOJIN IS JUST MAD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A FULL SET OF PICKLES YET :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

ONLY THE RUDEST DUDES HAVE A FULL SET

[Sam]

"SORRY YOU KIDS ARE JUST HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS PICKLES THING, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE GREEN PICKLED MY FITNESS THREAD MORE AND THEN WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE THIS TALK RIGHT NOW."

[Sam]

At least with the pickle system removed we can look forward to a lot more thread derailments when people have to tell Babs or Nick they suck a million times instead of just red pickling them and moving on.

[Fathom Zero]

i may neeed to hang up my hat, SAM

[Kitsa]

I need to say braw more and talk about banging chicks.

[Fathom Zero]

take more pictures of yourself and pictures of you looking at yourself

[Pentegarn]

I think whether it stays or goes the pickle system did reveal a few things about poster 'popularity' or 'acceptance' if you will that I was unaware of on the whole. Some peoples' posts were more loved than I thought they were, while there were some people who I thought would shoot straight to full pickles who instead got stuck in a quagmire of mediocrity.

All in all, stay or go it was/is interesting

[Kitsa]

I don't think that any of us were floored by who liked or hated us. I doubt we'll start giving a shit about that one way or another, but the feedback was interesting sometimes, I agree.

[kahljorn]

guys with their hatred for cheeseburgers i think we all knew this was coming

[Tadao]

NOT ME! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALL ACT LIKE A GROWN UP, YOU KNOW, THE WAY CHOJIN DOES!

[King Hadas]

Whatever abuses the pickle system may allow, I think it makes up for by being a great way to casually comment on someone else's posts. When someone says something clever I often don't give them the compliment they deserve because I don't want the majority of my posts being 'hehe' or ':lol'.

[Sam]

THE NEXT THING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM US IS TADAO, HE'S ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAINED ABOUT! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Say goodnight, Gracie.

[kahljorn]

sam you need to stop being so funny

its out of hand

[Tadao]

I JUST BLINDLY RED PICKLED SAM! I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE!

:(

[Sam]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sam]

YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED MY HONNNNOOORRRRRRRRRRR

[k0k0]

I always use the pickle system to make small comments of approval that would just flood the board with mediocre posts usually. Unlike this post which has been given a class A rating. If I talked about how much I'd like to see kitsa talk about banging chicks, then it may move to class S, which is somehow better according to japanese people.

[LordSappington]

At first, I was a little interested in seeing if I got pickles, but then I realized that as long as no one was giving me negative rep all the time, it didn't matter. Now I can go either way; if it stays, I'm fine. If we get rid of it, that's fine too.

[Esuohlim]

At first, I was a little interested in seeing if I got pickles, but then I realized that as long as no one was giving me negative rep all the time, it didn't matter. Now I can go either way; if it stays, I'm fine. If we get rid of it, that's fine too.

I don't even remember who you are!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He is The Almighty Lord Sappington. Lord of tjhe Saps. Pronouncer of the Misproundence. Spellerd of the Spelled Wrong.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Plus like two other things possiblu..

Plusser of the I'm drunks.

[Esuohlim]

The dude who likes 11-year-old SuicideGirls, oh yeah

[Esuohlim]

Hi LordSappington, elx has a crush on you! tee hee

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ELX, are you still my Wifey?

[Fathom Zero]

She smells like cotton candy and homework.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[Sam]

ELX, are you still my Wifey?

I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGA

BUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIT NO BROKE NIGGA

[Sam]

People on this forum write I-mockery fan fiction, and they have little meetings where they argue about who is their waifu.

[Grislygus]

I was shocked when I "realized" the pickle system was not a joke designed to be abused

since then it's pretty much just been funny to see the messages posted alongside them

[Grislygus]

what in the fuck is a waifu, thats the second time ive seen that used

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Like that time you ated that girls pussy

and the time elx and I got married over meteorites

Cuz I'm the life of the party

XqVNgF2XuCc

[LordSappington]

I like to think I'm the token forum member that is mostly tolerable.
Also, I'd like to apologize for my emo bullshit phase. :(

[k0k0]

You're the token forum member who shows up to post a mild comment on a random thread every 10 days.

[kahljorn]

ur really good at tf2 and you're a future pedophile

[Zomboid]

At least with the pickle system removed we can look forward to a lot more thread derailments when people have to tell Babs or Nick they suck a million times instead of just red pickling them and moving on.
Sorry. I haven't read past this yet, but Sam DRILLED IT (reeeeal good).

[Zomboid]

Also, I was totally unaware that I "liked" I-Mock on Facebook until earlier today. It wedged itself in between hicks with country lyrics and stuff that I have a passive interest in.

[Colonel Flagg]

ur really good at tf2 and you're a future pedophile

Dare to be great, Sappy.

[executioneer]

what in the fuck is a waifu, thats the second time ive seen that used
i think it's anime fag talk for "wife"

[Fathom Zero]

It's when you like electric people

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's when you like electric people

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[Esuohlim]

HAPPY HANUKKAH MARV!

[Shyandquietguy]

Wow, I feel insecure as shit about my self control as it is but this weekend was just the WORST. A Borders store going out of business followed by a CD store doing a one day only $1 sidewalk deal, and they actually had a decent amount of stuff. If you want to picture it, just imagine a grown man yelling and screaming in his own car after buying ten books for around 40 bucks, then sobbing and screaming after buying thirteen CD's the next day. And I'm still not over it.

[elx]

ELX, are you still my Wifey?
YES :D


:beetlejuice

[elx]

also I haven't given anybody a pickle because I can't figure out how to :(

[elx]

so my roommate is like this french chick who spent like her entire life living in a boarding school, and so she's super hilarious and unfortunately naive in this environment. I just taught her how to use a dishwasher the other morning -- I come home, there's a spoon, a wine glass, three kitchen rags and a sponge going through the heavy rinse cycle.


I tried explaining to her that we're not supposed to wash those things, but even I didn't understand why not.

[executioneer]

click on this http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/ibapery/buttons/reputation.gif above the post you want to give pickles for

[kahljorn]

i washed sponges all the time in the dishwasher. Keeps em fresh.

id be more concerned about her wasting water for five items ;/

[Colonel Flagg]

YES :D


:beetlejuice

You mean "I DO". And it's "Betelgeuse".

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YES :D


:beetlejuice

<3

[Shyandquietguy]

My only red pickle is from Pentagarn for when I half assed attempted to justify red pickling him. So I could green pickle Willie more.

Haha, I'm all over the place.

[Fathom Zero]

You're a knock-around guy, a free wheeling spirit that doesn't play by the rules

[Fathom Zero]

A child molester.

[Esuohlim]

Guys why is a vagina less than half an inch a way from a butthole

Retarded

[Fathom Zero]

because good things come in clusters

[k0k0]

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

[Shyandquietguy]

Lo, for God madeth woman to be tempting not on the will of need, but of seduction.

[executioneer]

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.
you get in major shit during, you get in major shit afterwards

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.


I get high fives from it.

[k0k0]

Then you found yourself a keeper. Or a porn star.

[Rongi]

buttholes

[Rongi]

why are buttholes by balls

why do we ever have to poop

[Kitsa]

I think the omnipresence of porn has really changed the sexual norm. I have a friend who's an OB surgical nurse, and she said that even 9 months pregnant she sees more women shaved than hairy.

:classydiscussion

[k0k0]

The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.

[kahljorn]

are you talking about pram maven the child molester from portland oregon that produces music and claymation

[ThrashO]

i see alot of shaved varinas but not enough shaved buttholes :(

more like buttlols :)

[Shyandquietguy]

http://heykyo.thecomicseries.com/files/charnie.gif

[Tadao]

Seriously, what's your problem with me? How can you hate a person so much that you don't even know? Honestly, why do you hate me so much?

You told on me? :lol

and you wonder how I can hate a you so easily. :rolleyes:

What I did is equally as lame as what you've been doing. I don't hate you by any means, I know you loathe me but I'm trying here.

No, what you did was act like the little pussy that you are and it's out there for everyone to see. If they didn't hate you then, the sure do now. You call this trying? Yeah I guess you would because that's how much you suck.

You have a fucked up problem with taking things way to far. So what I asked to have the lame cancer pickles taken away, let it go. It's not even that big of a deal and of course you have to go make some bleeding musty ass pussy post like "BABS IS A PATHETIC PUSSY BECUASE HE DON'T TAKE MY SHIT" over something so minute. Your a grown ass man trying to but heads with someone you know absolutely fucking nothing about. OH YEAH EVERYONE HATES ME ON IMOCKERY HOLY SHIT! Little do you know (like even matters), piece of shit babs actually gets along with a few people on here.

I really don't feel like typing anymore seeing as your dead set on having this go no where. So before you repost what I just typed and make some shitty observational joke about how I said I have a "few" friends on here and everyone gets anxious to pucker up their lips to kiss your fat ass, take a moment to reflect on how much you go out of your way to be a dead serious dick to someone who does absoultely nothing to you.

Oh man, this is just too funny.

[Tadao]

And I get in trouble for red pickling this sad fag?

:rolleyes

[Babs]

I'm just a dumb faggot for sure. Eveyone, lets just agree on that.

[Shyandquietguy]

@Tadao Hey man, don't push him.

He has internet friends on this forum.

@Babs, You're the man now dog.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys I have been lurking here forever and I was hoping you guys would accept me but it doesn't seem that way. But could someone post saying something nice about me just so I know?

[Tadao]

Shy, you are a funny guy. Babs, please die.

[Tadao]

I'm still shocked by Eric's defense of some popularity contest over the harassment of Babs.

[Tadao]

I bet he's telling on me right now. No wonder your fat ugly girlfriend can keep you down.

[Babs]

Hey guys I have been lurking here forever and I was hoping you guys would accept me but it doesn't seem that way. But could someone post saying something nice about me just so I know?

I can relate with you on that bro. Nothing wrong with being shy and quiet. Wanna be friends? http:// http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__fGE9uGYw5A/Sz_4ubdN84I/AAAAAAAABAw/TSubIAKV92E/s400/12-cool-shades-emoticon.gif

[Babs]

I bet he's telling on me right now. No wonder your fat ugly girlfriend can keep you down.

To legit

[Tadao]

See, you can't even do the whole "I don't care" thing right. There is something very seriously wrong with your brain. You should start with Kindergarten logistical problem solving and work your way up from there. God knows it would help your spelling and grammar.

[Pentegarn]

My only red pickle is from Pentagarn for when I half assed attempted to justify red pickling him. So I could green pickle Willie more.

Haha, I'm all over the place.

You were on that red pickle too :lol I should quote it, your 'feedback' read like it went on for hours, I may still be reading it in fact

[Babs]

You're very wrong, I do care other wise I wouldn't have started all of this. Friends yet? I'm showing the willingness to commit RIGHT NOW.

[Pentegarn]

No offense Babs, but you are coming off as quite needy. Better to drop the whole thing and write off Tadao as a lost cause

[Tadao]

Babalitly Pancakes or whatever your fucking dumb ass name is now. The only way I will ever be friends with you is when you are dead. I'm willing to commit to this right now as well.

[kahljorn]

so that means he wants to be friends with you forever in the afterlife

he must like you a lot

[Tadao]

I think he wants to be me. :(

[Pentegarn]

Babalitly Pancakes or whatever your fucking dumb ass name is now. The only way I will ever be friends with you is when you are dead. I'm willing to commit to this right now as well.

EdS2kCUGvfo

[k0k0]

No offense to babs, but you sound like a whiny baby. I came onto this board with nobody liking me. A weird rom hacker who likes to draw sprites of wee wee's and pee pee's. But now I like to think I found my place. And it wasn't due to complaining and bitching because one person doesn't like you. Let the dude hate you. If you cry about it everyone's gonna think that's just who you are.

[Tadao]

Yeah, we've tried to explain that to him multiple times. Just wait, you'll have reason to want him dead as well.

[Babs]

It's time for a change. You guys won't be dissapointed this time around. You just watch. This time, I'm giving back instead of taking and wanting. Consider this all dropped.

[Tadao]

Also Koko:

You have a talent that this group of comedians can appreciate. There was another "rom hacker" a few months ago who's talents were not appreciated. I feel that we are loyal to our poop 'N' penis humor, so of course we will burn alive meme fags. Makes sense right?

[Tadao]

It's time for a change. You guys won't be dissapointed this time around. You just watch. This time, I'm giving back instead of taking and wanting. Consider this all dropped.

Hey fag, you can't just tell on people and then have it go away because you swear it'll be different this time.

This kind of shit is why I hate you so much.

[Babs]

Maybe its a talent you'll learn to appreciate.

[Tadao]

What, constantly sucking peoples balls in order to be tolerated? Not going to happen.

[Otto]

NEW ART PROJECT: I am going to make an alginate cast of my head, do a clay press of the mold (which means filling the mold with molten oil-based clay and swirling it around, pouring out the excess so that I'm left with a clay positive of my head) modifying the clay positive so that it looks like I'm decomposing, then doing an alginate cast of the clay positive, making a foam latex mask from the decomposing head mold. The final product will be stretched over a lifesize anatomical skull with varnished marbles glued into the eyesockets and attached to an articulated dummy made from dowel rods and foam padding from Lowe's. I will dress the dummy in ratty clothes add scratch-built corpse hands and it will have a head of punched hair and a wispy mustache. I will take the dummy to all of my Halloween parties and have him it on random women and order drinks for him. After Halloween he will be propped up in a chair, staring out the living room window. My neighbors will fear me.

[Kitsa]

well done, report back

[Otto]

The hardest part is rounding up some alginate. Hopefully I can find a local dental supply shop, so I don't have to pay shipping. I've already got everything else, save for some ultracal, but I think the local AC Moore carries that.

[dextire]

That's awesome man! I hope you take pictures of each step so we can see the full evolution of the dummy.

[Otto]

I'll be sure to! I'll probably start a new thread in Art Shit when I get to work. I was hoping to take the project to a creepy extreme by using some of my own hair for the mustache, but I was too nervous to ask my barber to save some of my hair trimmings from my last haircut. I'll probably be using artificial hair from Monster Makers or Halloween Express, or barring that, weave from an ethnic beauty supply store. I'm also toying around with the idea of ordering a name patch from a uniform supply company to sew onto his jackets. I want to name him "Wurms."

[Shyandquietguy]

Otto: I want you to make that thread and dummy. PRONTO!!


It's time for a change. You guys won't be dissapointed this time around. You just watch. This time, I'm giving back instead of taking and wanting. Consider this all dropped.

Maybe its a talent you'll learn to appreciate.

Didn't you learn anything from Pram Mavan? And if you really are being abused by a spouse then I hope you read this post very carefully.

[Chojin]

The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.

+1 zugs, the last few times i had sex the girls even apologized for not being a mannequin


I'm still shocked by Eric's defense of some popularity contest over the harassment of Babs.

this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.


It's time for a change. You guys won't be dissapointed this time around. You just watch. This time, I'm giving back instead of taking and wanting. Consider this all dropped.

: prammaven


NEW ART PROJECT: I am going to make an alginate cast of my head, do a clay press of the mold (which means filling the mold with molten oil-based clay and swirling it around

is this also your next suicide project

[Colonel Flagg]

Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the similarity between Babs and Pram. :herewegoagain

[Esuohlim]

One of my friends wrote "Shit, I forgot" on his calendar for the 11th.

And I was all "Forgot about what?" and he was all "Check out the date" and I was like "Yeah, the 11th, so?"

I've been forgetting about 9/11 as a joke for so long that this year I forgot to forget :(

[executioneer]

did you remember that's my dad's birthday

because i almost didnt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

+1 zugs, the last few times i had sex the girls even apologized for not being a mannequin




this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.




: prammaven




is this also your next suicide project

If you get rid of the circle jerk then dot dot dot

One of my friends wrote "Shit, I forgot" on his calendar for the 11th.

And I was all "Forgot about what?" and he was all "Check out the date" and I was like "Yeah, the 11th, so?"

I've been forgetting about 9/11 as a joke for so long that this year I forgot to forget :(

My buddy's birthday is 9/11 and he joined the army because "THEY FUCKED UP MY BIRTHDAY. I'M GONNA FUCK UP THE REST OF THE COUNTRIES BIRTHDAYS FOREVER AND EVER."

[ThrashO]

this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.

I got alot of red pickles for being a pussy faggot :( i deserved them

[kahljorn]

cbs ad gave me a cbs popup vote thing

[Rongi]

fuck

[LordSappington]

Ever since I got my 3DS, I've been spending half-hours at a time surfing the internet and playing Pokemon on the can. Awwww yeaaaahhh

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/knucklesjesus.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[LordSappington]

Fun game: Go on Deviant Art, and Search "(Your first name) The Hedgehog".
The only way to win is if nothing comes up.

[k0k0]

We already played that game. You lose.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, TADAO

[Tadao]

I had to google that

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I was in a spelling bee. I made it to the final four, and I was thinking "hey, okay" because the last three people at least got medals. I got "dynamite", which is a stupid-easy word that should have been no problem. But as I was getting ready to spell it, two things happened: a fight broke out behind me in line because some old woman who hadn't signed up just tried to jump in in the middle of the contest, and the guy pronouncing the words kept saying "Dy-no-MITE! Dy-no-MITE!" in his best blackperson accent to entertain the crowd. So I got fucking "dy-no-MITE" stuck in my head and that's how it came out my mouth.

So, ultimately, I looked like a dumbass who didn't know how to spell dynamite.

Oh well. Next year, right?

[Fathom Zero]

I dunno, what grade are you in next year?

[MarioRPG]

Chojin why do you find shit like this.
Like really.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey Mario, glad you could make it.

[Chojin]

i find it on imageboards that i visit

i don't get on the computer one day and be like "shit, let's find jesus x knuckles porn"

[Kitsa]

I dunno, what grade are you in next year?

It was a grownup spelling bee, and I figured it was at least worth the $40 walmart gift card. I usually own that shit, which makes it even worse that I was knocked out for such an easy word. But that's the way those things go.

[Fathom Zero]

Did you get a participation certificate with your name on it in Comic Sans and a coupon for a free slurpee?

[Kitsa]

Unfortunately, I was fourth place and only first through third got that stuff :(

You know what, I'm not taking any shit from you on this one. You spell fucking words for a fucking walmart gift card. It's almost not that difficult.

[kahljorn]

the giftcard that got away :(

[Kitsa]

:(

I totally would have gotten a keyboard with it too

[kahljorn]

a computer keyboard or the kind for playing music?

[Kitsa]

I have the music kind but I need a new wireless kb because mine sucks and is big and sucks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hopefully a KORG

[Kitsa]

with a $40 wm giftcard, you knows it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was in a spelling bee. I made it to the final four, and I was thinking "hey, okay" because the last three people at least got medals. I got "dynamite", which is a stupid-easy word that should have been no problem. But as I was getting ready to spell it, two things happened: a fight broke out behind me in line because some old woman who hadn't signed up just tried to jump in in the middle of the contest, and the guy pronouncing the words kept saying "Dy-no-MITE! Dy-no-MITE!" in his best blackperson accent to entertain the crowd. So I got fucking "dy-no-MITE" stuck in my head and that's how it came out my mouth.

So, ultimately, I looked like a dumbass who didn't know how to spell dynamite.

Oh well. Next year, right?

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/upload/blog/img_blackdynamite.jpg

[Kitsa]

One of the first words they gave me was Tribology and I was like what the hell is this shit? And then the next guy got, I don't know, "pencil" or something. It was all over the place.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What a bunch of jerks.

[Kitsa]

Mainly I kicked my own ass all the way home.

[Otto]

That reminds me of when I was in elementary school and we used to have some sort of shitty awards thing for the kids at the end of every school year, and since this is a shitty Southern town, most of the kids would even learn how to read once they got to highschool, I would always get the award for most books read. I was going through my attic last night and found all of my little dollar store trophies. I burned them for some reason.

[Kitsa]

trying to erase yourself again probably.

I don't know, I like that stuff. Happiness is just an amalgam of positive little shit like that, and it's so fleeting that when it happens you just have to be on it like a ton of bricks.

[Otto]

I'm not sure. I don't think I'll try to kill myself again, because even though I'm extremely depressed and have started feeling like I'm not even living my life, but watching it on a television screen, I'm afraid to do it again, because I'm terrified that I'll be found and sent off to another shitty "hospital" where I'll have to lie through my teeth that I'm better and end up in even more debt.

[Kitsa]

I had a friend who got so used to the in-and-out-of-the-nuthouse routine that he fully expected to wake up there after every suicide attempt. It got to be a joke for him...suicide gesture, go in, come out, laugh about it, next suicide gesture. He showed up at an employment agency once with his arms gashed all to hell and they called the cops on him.

For that reason, I think when he actually did commit suicide it was accidental. He liked seeing what happened after the attempt too much.

Then again, he was in Canada and the debt thing didn't apply so much, so I don't advise it.

[Guitar Woman]

There's better things than suicide, even if your life is an irredeemable disaster.

You know, like heroin.

[k0k0]

EyaLQz5w8R4

[LordSappington]

I once heard someone say, or read it somewhere, or something... Anyways, if you ever find yourself suicidal and depressed and you feel like you have no meaning, just start walking, or driving. Go wherever you want, do whatever you want, and maybe you'll find something better, because you can only go up.
It made a bit more sense where I read it or whatever, but I always kind of liked it.

[k0k0]

A lot of suicidal people are agoraphobic. What then?

[LordSappington]

I guess there's always the internet

[LordSappington]

Or is that like digital agoraphobia?

[kahljorn]

what if the internet somehow seems meaningless

[LordSappington]

Then you dedicate your life to being the biggest douchebag The world has ever seen. Make other people want to kill themselves

[Zhukov]

I felt quite depressed for a while after I broke up with the love of my life. I think I just waited it out until I started forgetting to feel bad about it, god knows my life certainly hasn't improved.

Thanks for making me feel good, internet.

[Kitsa]

I got super depressed once and decided to diet and exercise like a madwoman, more than was healthy, and that's all I did. I woke up, ate lettuce and broth, did exercise videos and slept. That was the entirety of my life during my divorce, and I lost 70 lbs (~32kg).

Then as soon as I felt happy again, it all came back.

[Fathom Zero]

What the hell. Kitsa didn't win a spelling bee and now we're talking about what it means to live?

[Kitsa]

ripples in a pond, fathom :(

[executioneer]

tears in rain

[Tadao]

Chojin must be super sad. :tear

[Tadao]

Mixing a protein drink with your own tears is no way to live. :tear

[Aaarg]

one time i lost a classroom spelling bee in like 2nd grade and the word i fucked up was "recipe." dicks

also what's the deal with keith apicary that's probably the most obnoxious internet character ever whatever

i guess its suicide time

~pce~

[Colonel Flagg]

I guess there's always the internet

That worked real well for Pram Maven, didn't it?

[executioneer]

also what's the deal with keith apicary that's probably the most obnoxious internet character ever whatever

more like keith apiary, dude's full of bees

[Aaarg]

that would be much more entertaining

http://www.jayhosler.com/aaaah.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

of if he was keith apothecary
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_43csWFmGK2U/R28F92TlNoI/AAAAAAAAAVc/I9ReV5LxqeI/s400/apothecary+mask+a_grev_medico1_w.jpg

[Kitsa]

I actually won my school spelling bee in 6th grade, and I went on to the regionals, but then I had surgery and was out the rest of the school year. In the yearbook under "school spelling bee winner", they put the picture of the runner up instead of me. I couldn't figure out why, because I was there for school pictures, I represented the school at regionals and my picture was plenty available. So I guess spelling bees are just destined to go badly for me, even if I win.

I wish they did them more like a sit-down spelling test and the person with the most answers right wins.

[Tadao]

Hey koko,

Why aren't you busy making a rom hack based on the people here?

[Otto]

I need to get off my ass and get around to that Earthbound rom hack I've wanted to do since highschool. I wish I had nerdy friends that were good with technology, instead of just manifesting their nerdiness through intense social awkwardness.

[k0k0]

I'm on a sabbatical from rom hacking at the moment. I usually do about 5 hacks or so, take a break, 5 more, take a break. I finished number 16 about four months ago, so maybe soon. It's usually when I get to a really complicated game that I quit for months because I can't stand not completing it fully, but I'm tired as fuck of the game and working on it. Last time my complicated game was the Unified Army of Testes vs The Nazi Unicorn Super Squad. This time it was Charlie Sheen Ate My Balls. I have no idea if that one will ever see the light of day since it's of Crystalis and the game is freaking long and complicated. I love the hell out of rpgs, but I also hate working on them. As a completionist I want to make sure every bit of text in the game is edited. It's why I've only done 2 rpgs, Red Rocket (Earthbound Zero) and Mr. T Ate My Balls (Willow).

Sorry, long answer to a really simple question. The real answer is: Maybe sometime soon, around christmas, after I've played all 600 dollars worth of video games from the season. If I make a rom hack based off of the board, the bad guys gotta be Pram Maven with his sidekick Womti. Those are the only two who have been real dumb since I've been posting. We'll see if I ever actually get to it, and if I do, if the game I choose works out.

[Tadao]

Charlie Sheen doesn't deserve a rom hack. You're just sucking up to the man, man. What would D. Boon say. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

If I make a rom hack based off of the board, the bad guys gotta be Pram Maven with his sidekick Womti. Those are the only two who have been real dumb since I've been posting.

If you search through the archives, you could work in MicroShock, Jonathan Clement, Uncle Sham and Jake of all Trades. I've heard that Lenor and gabby gaga would be worthy "femme fatales".

EDIT: And, of course Coolinator would be the overlord, using such exceptional phrases as Fluoride!, Conspiracy! and the occasional Wha-BAM!.

[Dr. Boogie]

Gabby Gaga's more of a "corpse fatale" at this point.

[executioneer]

what about thekapn

[Aaarg]

what about public enemy #1 kalhgon

[k0k0]

I have no idea what game would work though. I know one thing for sure, I'd like to see chojin fighting a giant cheeseburger.

[Aaarg]

wai wai world/2

large cast of playable characters i think it's mostly sidescrolling platformer but maybe one of them also has shmup levels

or ufouria/hebereke - the best video game ever
exploration heavy platformer ("metroidvania") in which you switch between 4 playable characters with different skills

little samson has the 4 switchable characters too in more of a standard level-based platformer thing but it's a late era nes game

[Fathom Zero]

Pop'n Twinbee

[Aaarg]

know what's fun? pop'n twinbee: rainbow bell adventure.

[Fathom Zero]

Hah. I'm really thinking a shooter on this one. PARODIUS.

[Rongi]

why is everyone so sad today

cheer up guys, the last episode of breaking bad was pretty good!

[Esuohlim]

I AM GLUM BECAUSE I AM MOVING THIS WEEK AND I AM FUCKING NERVOUS AND I NEED A GODDAMN JOB BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK FOR ONE :(

[Tadao]

SMOKE DOPE

[Bubsy]

weed rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[executioneer]

im not sad but i am a little stressed out

lotta shit happening the next few weeks

[k0k0]

Been dealing with a sinus infection for 2 whole months. I told my doctor to just cut me open and rip the bone out where all this gunk is getting stuck. Feels like my skull is too big for my head and it's gonna pop most of the time. He wants to keep trying different antibiotics that make me shitty sick and can't go in the sun. I have a reason to be down. I'm not though. Just playing lots of video games.

[Aaarg]

I AM GLUM BECAUSE I AM MOVING THIS WEEK AND I AM FUCKING NERVOUS AND I NEED A GODDAMN JOB BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK FOR ONE :(

hey i know the feeling as i am in this same boat and instead of looking for a job i am on the i-nockery!! :goth

[Zhukov]

I'm pissed off because I made a joke about a friend losing his licence through automotive manslaughter, and everyone thinks I 'went too far'.

PS also unemployed and need a job.

[Colonel Flagg]

I AM GLUM BECAUSE I AM MOVING THIS WEEK AND I AM FUCKING NERVOUS AND I NEED A GODDAMN JOB BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK FOR ONE :(

SMOKE DOPE

Play Chess. :D

[executioneer]

I'm pissed off because I made a joke about a friend losing his licence through automotive manslaughter, and everyone thinks I 'went too far'.

PS also unemployed and need a job.

did you remind them that you can't spell manslaughter without laughter

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh man, that joke KILLS me.

[Zhukov]

I should have. Maybe when it inevitably gets brought up again, I'll be able to use that. Thanks :)

[Vyvyan Basterd]

Turn that glum upside down with rum and fun in the sun.


How did your friend manslaughter the guy? Driving on the wrong side of the road?

[k0k0]

I once backed into a child when I was in a grocery store parking lot and just barely pushed her over I was going so slow. The kid fell while holding her mom's hand. Her mom didn't notice til it was too late and I had pulled forward after realizing I bumped the kid. She thought the kid was just making a scene and spanked her. I felt pretty bad, but with how sue happy people are these days, felt better than I would have if she had noticed.

[k0k0]

I'm waiting to see what happens with all the fires around central texas. I wasn't worried at all until I went outside and it smelled funny and the air looked hazy everywhere you look. I know it most likely won't come this way, but I really don't want to have to start picking and choosing what to take with me. I have over 80 xbox 360 games that I know my mom won't let me throw in her car. And I have no car at the moment.

[Aaarg]

LOL what kind of mom hits her kid for being bumped by a car?

[k0k0]

She didn't know the kid got hit, I'm guessing. I think she probably thought the kid fell over and just kind of laid back. I got out of there as soon as she dragged the crying kid away from my car.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, she would've been wrong to sue you for hitting her child with a car.

[k0k0]

I shoved the child with my bumper. It's the equivalent of pushing someone down slowly. I wasn't backing up fast.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It would be have been great if the kid was wearing a yellow shirt too.

[ItalianStereotype]

I looked outside a moment ago and there's a MASSIVE plume of black smoke covering the horizon no more than five or six miles from me. Texas is directly competing with hell.

[Zhukov]

Good luck Texas; you will be missed.

How did your friend manslaughter the guy? Driving on the wrong side of the road?He lost his licence speeding; I made the manslaughter story up. In my story he got drunk and plowed into a little girl during a thunderstorm.

[LordSappington]

I looked outside a moment ago and there's a MASSIVE plume of black smoke covering the horizon no more than five or six miles from me. Texas is directly competing with hell.
Where do you live? I'm in Austin; Bastrop is pretty much fucked, and now there are fires starting up all over again in San Antonio. Soon, Austin will be surrounded by fire on all sides, and only a spunky, rag-tag team of teens with homemade water cannons can save us.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sounds like a plot for a made-for-TV movie - Young Super Soakers.

[LordSappington]

Presented by ABC Family.
Do they still have Friday family movie nights?

[k0k0]

I'm in Austin too. All the smoke in the air is kinda freaking me out a bit. I don't want to have to decide what I want to save and what to leave behind.

[Esuohlim]

OH NO NOT TEXAS. HOW WILL WE MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES NOW

[Esuohlim]

YOU CANNOT GIVE YOURSELF REPUTATION

[ItalianStereotype]

I live in San Antonio. Have you not seen all the things I say about Mexicans?

[ItalianStereotype]

If you don't have Texas, that means all of our Mexicans will lower YOUR property values.

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I have seen the error of my ways yet again :(

[ItalianStereotype]

that's great, give me some fucking reputation.

[k0k0]

I hope when the wildfires get to Austin, I don't turn to begging for reputation. I'm hoping to keep my dignity.

[ItalianStereotype]

because we're all class acts here

[ItalianStereotype]

when the fires come for us, they will only spare the most popular internet personalities.

[Colonel Flagg]

I live in San Antonio. Have you not seen all the things I say about Mexicans?

You have something in common with a certain former poster who shall not be named for fear of calling him back from the lurking depths. (Don't say his name three times, lest death and destruction befall you!)

[Colonel Flagg]

And I don't mean Pubbles. :(

[Rongi]

guys 9/11 is in 3 days

how u gonna do it up bros

[Colonel Flagg]

Already celebrating our own special disaster here in SEPA - Second flood in 7 days. :underwater

Hey, Mother Nature, ship some of this wetness down to central Texas, would ya? >:

[Pentegarn]

Texas? All my exes live there

[Pentegarn]

You have something in common with a certain former poster who shall not be named for fear of calling him back from the lurking depths. (Don't say his name three times, lest death and destruction befall you!)

Speaking of that, I noticed the first stop on Mockery's tour with Keith Apicary was in Portland, Oregon. Mockery is lucky he wasn't a child or a member of a non white race or things may have gotten dicey :chatter

[Seven Force]

Sup

[Colonel Flagg]

Nuttin' brah. Sup witchoo?

[Seven Force]

Job hunting. It sucks.

[Kitsa]

Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked man wearing dog collar (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/09/07/2011-09-07_arkansas_weatherman_brett_cummins_found_in_hot_ tub_with_naked_dead_man_wearing_d.html).

[Fathom Zero]

Texas? All my exes live there

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:>:>:>:>:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe all this fire will stir up pacman...who also lives in Austin.

[Colonel Flagg]

I thought he lived in WPB?