I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[pjalne]

That conversation was confidential and personal, fag.

[FartinMowler]

Hey, Pjalne :) I'm working on a new script that I'm either calling

Stalkers and Homo's or Blueberry Cereal and the children it attracts

[Chojin]

I assume this is an autobiography

[CSM-101]

That conversation was confidential and personal, fag.


:(

[FartinMowler]

or Welcome to Squalor Texas >:

[Esuohlim]

so what is that like snakes on a plane, only a book :rolleyes

In the sense that it's only going to sell because of internet hype, yes.

[executioneer]

that's what i was going for

[Fathom Zero]

I need help understanding a math problem:

c + 8d = 180

This is just an example, I just need to know how to find the answer.

[Esuohlim]

c + 8d = 180

WELL BUDDY YOU CAN'T SOLVE A TWO-VARIABLE PROBLEM WITH ONE EQUATION, SO WE CAN ONLY GO AS FAR AS THIS:

c + 8d = 180

c = -8d + 180

>:

[Juttin]

I need help understanding a math problem:

c + 8d = 180

This is just an example, I just need to know how to find the answer.

Well, it seems pretty open ended...
Let me see...

Well, "d" could stand for 15, and "c" could be 60.

But, again, it's too open ended.

Remember the order of operations. Also, ask whoever assigned you that you that problem how close the variables have to be.

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't make math. Don't look at me like I'm dumb. I don't get the damned thing, either. That's why I asked. Anyways, it's all in relation to angles. Thanks for helping as much as you could, though.

[Sethomas]

There are infinite potential values of c and d that could follow the relationship cited as the "problem" itself. It looks like a predicate to linear algebra of some sort, which I played with a little in high school and hated with it got all limit-laden in college electric engineering problems. I don't remember how to do that, I just remember being all like "I DON'T WANT TO FIND THE LIMIT, IT'S GODDAMN ALGEBRA YOU FUCK".

What I mean, is you should be able to solve for something like

10x+5y=9
4y+3z=11
3x+8z=9,453,748,936

But taken individually, none of those equations can actually tell you anything meaninful.

[Juttin]

I love when teachers give you open ended algebra problems, then look at you with a dark glare when you get it wrong, due to it's large open endedness, like it was supposed to be an obvious answer, or something

[Fathom Zero]

That happens to me every time. Everyone else gets some magic number that matches everyone else's except for mine. :( Perhaps I just don't think like that. Oh, and thanks Seth!

[Esuohlim]

How about thanks Esuohlim >:

[Esuohlim]

I mean seriously.

[Esuohlim]

I'm good at math see

http://www.esuohlim.com/images/math3.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I already said thanks to both you and Justin. Seth just happened to post a few seconds after I did and I didn't adequately thank him.

[Fathom Zero]

I like your math more than the kind I get at Skool.

[liquidstatik]

with a k ;o

[HickMan]

kuz its kool

[liquidstatik]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems2.jpg

[liquidstatik]

err i got my hair did yesterday, and i gotta get it to stop parting in the middle. it's gettin on my eeeever lasting nerve!! >:

[MarioRPG]

Shave your head and hair problems will no longer plague you.

[liquidstatik]

but that'd look stupid :[

[HickMan]

I am going to have to shave my head when i go into the ARMY :X

[liquidstatik]

ugh, why are yooou going to the army? :(

[MarioRPG]

but that'd look stupid :[
Not if you accerize with a snazzy hat.

[Chojin]

he wants to join the army so he can be with other idiots. he would have sooner, but this message board sated the urge for a few years.

[xbxDaniel]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/unimportant.jpg

My name looks like shit next to the colorful mods and admins.

[Chojin]

Maybe you could try being funnier.

[Misdemonar]

I would try, but it's not in my power.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm almost positive somebody will make a stupid thread in the Stalk-o-mania board about how mods suck or some shit like that, and how the grey names should band together. I hate my peers.

[Misdemonar]

I'm not on chojin's list so I hate myself. :(

[xbxDaniel]

I'm sorry Misdemonar, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

[Fathom Zero]

So funny. >:

[xbxDaniel]

I don't have friends here, we cleared this up a long time ago. >:

[Misdemonar]

I'll be your friend.

[Fathom Zero]

He doesn't need friends.

[xbxDaniel]

I don't have friends

[Fathom Zero]

You don't need friends.

[MLE]

Maybe you could try being funnier.

lol

[Seven Force]

You could also try to be a tremendous faggot, but not in the way you're currently going about it.

[Guitar Woman]

yeah, try doing it like sevenforce

SNAPSNAPSNAP

[Seven Force]

You're so predictable, Guitar Woman. I knew one of you 05's would say that.

[Guitar Woman]

AW COME ON I WAS JUST FUNIN' WITH YOU

[Guitar Woman]

http://static.flickr.com/4/6909256_9bf7318700_o.gif

[Seven Force]

I KNOW ITS OK BUT WE GOTTA MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS TO THROW THE ADMINS OFF THIS BOARD WILL BE OURS AND WHEN I SAY OURS I MEANT THE GLORIOUS AND POWERFUL MAD MAX

[Fathom Zero]

I'll be back in a week. I got to do some things personal. Later.

[MarioRPG]

I watched Die Hard and it's sequel last night. :/

[Esuohlim]

HEY YOU RAGAMUFFINS, WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO POST 20,000 :eek

[Esuohlim]

And since I got post 5k, 10k, and 15k I think y'all know what I expect >:

[executioneer]

expect THE UNEXPECTED :eek

[liquidstatik]

it's mine :O

[MarioRPG]

And since I got post 5k, 10k, and 15k I think y'all know what I expect >:
I'm not good at counting so good luck.

[Moobs]

Australia is nice ^_^

[Esuohlim]

it's mine :O

Liquidstatik it's all yours, friend :eek

btw I'm still calling you liquidstatik >:

[Sam]

IT'S MINE

[Esuohlim]

oh w/e sam :rolleyes

[Sam]

>:

I MEAN IT

[Esuohlim]

Hey Sam where's that article you were going to write for my site?

OH WAIT WHO CARES :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

remember I said that Sam is the new leader of this thread soo be nice!

[Sam]

OH WAIT WHO CARES :rolleyes

YEAH THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHENEVER YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOUR SITE IS UPDATED

WHY DON'T YOU GET PUB LOVER TO REVIEW ANOTHER SCI FI SHOW? :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Milhouse made the fatal flaw of all websites by proclaiming that they will update when they feel like it. Jixby and I did the same thing with our comics and we ended up never making another one again.

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, there's a sequal to Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance called Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. Awesome. I think it came out/is coming out this year.

[Fathom Zero]

"Your message from the Illuminati: Abdul Al-Azrad spanks the calculating hat-rack and the persuasive pyramid."

[Esuohlim]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/8681/heefne6.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.petitiononline.com/bbtn42/petition.html

Bring Back the Noid.

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[ArrowX]

Just where the fuck have you been Mr. Matt Harty!?

[Rongi]

what the fuck do you care? he probably hates you just as much as everyone else does

[Esuohlim]

http://chimpymonkey.awfulimages.com/files/a0/a04edc7208763138e8dfdaec2f1da4497ada2c72.gif

[Chojin]

super lol :<

[liquidstatik]

hahahha :o

[Supafly345]

http://www.bcimall.org/calendar/JC2001/image/god_so_loved_the_world.jpg

[MarioRPG]

I think Jon had too much coffee.

[Fathom Zero]

Why the hell are they showing Ferris Bueller's Day Off on Nickelodeon?

[Grislygus]

Perhaps they're desperately trying to be less gay.

[Dax Fusaro]

even though the principal in that movie was caught with kiddie porn.

[DaxF]

eat lead you fraud

[Fathom Zero]

Yes, we wouldn't want anyone sullying your good name, would we?

[Esuohlim]

Why the hell are they showing Ferris Bueller's Day Off on Nickelodeon?

Oh shit Nickelodeon just earned a few points in my book, now they're up to -50 or so :picklehat

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/kinnsonjuice.jpg

[safyreschool]

http://chimpymonkey.awfulimages.com/files/a0/a04edc7208763138e8dfdaec2f1da4497ada2c72.gif
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5091/gardieldoc3.gif

[MetalMilitia]

guys check it out:

http://notevendoommusic.com/

[Fathom Zero]

I can't stop watching it.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/acnig1.jpg

[Juttin]

Good use of catchphrase changing :/

[Esuohlim]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/3417/pierrejm2.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Where the hell has Pub Lover been. Did he finally leave his house?

[Esuohlim]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3792/pierrefn5.jpg

[executioneer]

I've never been a fan of facial hair, whether it's ironic or not. Except on old men.

The fact that anybody ever thought 'GW' was actually female is even more pathetic than some loser pretending to be a girl online for a year. Even the most butt-ugly, socially retarded girls rejected by everyone would never waste 90% of their lives posting the same old tedious, boring, noise and unfunny garbage on a message board. Regardless, the creepiest thing about this is I bet you_know_who actually got titilated with the inevitable flirting by people like AChimp who will never get laid. This whole thing is a total riot and would only happen on I-Mockery. I love it!


;_; x 1,000,000

[MarioRPG]

Recliner of rage? Wtf?

[Esuohlim]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Bernard

[soundtest]

I've never been a fan of facial hair, whether it's ironic or not. Except on old men.

I take this back. It suits Willie well.

Where the hell has Pub Lover been. Did he finally leave his house?

:conspiracy

[Chojin]

I linked pub to the gw thread when i made it and he said something like 'oh thanks but i don't go there anymore'.

that's like

GUYS I'M ON SECOND 56 OF MY DIET CAN YOU TELL HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE LOST ;)

[executioneer]

well what the hell did he do that for, did i miss a inportant thread :(

[Chojin]

I have a theory that Pub has a certain threshold of sanity, and every day that he spends on the internet brings him e'er closer until the day he snaps and curls up in a ball in his room sobbing and wondering aloud why life is a series of meaningless tragedies. A week later, he will once again feel confident enough to use the internet and the cycle beings anew.

[GADZOOKS]

Maybe he figured out that he was living in paradise and didn't need the internet.

[billbo]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ghostbusters2/psychic3.gif

[GADZOOKS]

you are a fucking blowjob

[MarioRPG]

I like that theory Chojin, so Pub should be back in a few days then.

[Rongi]

I have a theory that Pub has a certain threshold of sanity, and every day that he spends on the internet brings him e'er closer until the day he snaps and curls up in a ball in his room sobbing and wondering aloud why life is a series of meaningless tragedies. A week later, he will once again feel confident enough to use the internet and the cycle beings anew.

I know that you're joking, but that actually sounds like it could be true :(

[Supafly345]

Check out this creepy popup ad with terra in it guys.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/omgterra.gif

[Fathom Zero]

They're so alike, it's creepy.

[MetalMilitia]

I got a fantastic PM from Fartin'

I couldn't sleep last night after looking at that scat porn >:

[Sam]

I recieved a very interesting note from Seven Force just this morning!

Seven Force: Don't watch that Bart the General video when you're fucked up on cough syrup. :-(
Sam: are you fucked up on cough syrup
Seven Force: I tool a lot
Seven Force: took
Seven Force: im going to sleep now
Sam: oh okay

[Fathom Zero]

I've just discovered that I'm an Indigo Child.

[Sethomas]

Was your mom one of the Indigo Girls?

[FartinMowler]

I think the Indigo girls are or were Lesbians :/

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah , they're lesbians. They're on that channel for Homos, LOGO.
And no, my mother wasn't an Indigo Girl. She's a fa of them, though. Does that count?

[safyreschool]

ooh, i hope my nes review gets published!

[xbxDaniel]

I'm sick.

[Fathom Zero]

With grief?

[xbxDaniel]

Your avatar distracts me.

[ArrowX]

hey guys I'm going good in math!

I got 36/40 on my first assignment :O

It doesn't help that me teacher is a baldy douchebag, he friggin kicked a kid out of the class because he had bloodwork done and was disoriented, the justification was "Don't bring your medical problems to class."

[xbxDaniel]

I'm a mere 6 posts away from the big 1500. :sleep

[FartinMowler]

Pub said he's not coming back again :( does anyone keep tabs on hyperbole?

[xbxDaniel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/avatar/publiar.gif

We Will Not Forget :(

[Juttin]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

This makes me really sad.

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover sent me an email! :eek

Is was an article for my site since the "updatelessness was taunting him" :(

But he's alive :x

[Juttin]

Yeah..I talked to him on KoL,
he never explained WHY he left, though :/

[executioneer]

it's because of guitar woman probably

[MetalMilitia]

He's suffering from a broken heart :tear

[liquidstatik]

i just ate 5 WAFFLES with syrup and im so stuffed but i need some milk really bad my mouth is dry :x

[Sam]

ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT FROM ALL THE DRUGS YOU TAKE? :rolleyes

[MarioRPG]

He's suffering from a broken heart :tear
Tru dat.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.scottrosenthal.com/images/me/Louie%20Anderson.jpg

GARRRRFIELDDDDDD!

[Juttin]

Apparently it's because he feels unloved here, and has finally succumbed to your daily mockings.


Go, You!


Seriously, that's pretty much what he told me :/

[GADZOOKS]

If Pub Lover talks to you then I can completely understand why he has no will to live.

[Juttin]

GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

[ziggytrix]

who comes to a place called 'mockery' to feel 'loved'. that's just wrong.

oh man, internet dramas!

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, you said "feel loved".

[GADZOOKS]

GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

I'm sorry Juttin, but before you can perform your comedy here you have to finish your homework.

Read the following poem and answer each question in a paragraph.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

1. Who is the Captain, and why is he acting the way he is?
2. What feelings this this poem bring up?
3. When Uncle Jesse went back to high school on Full House what did he believe this poem meant? What did you think this poem meant?
4. Do you believe that playing a video game with Chojin gives you Idiot Immunity?
5. Define the word mournful.

[MarioRPG]

All these metaphors make my head spin. And not in a good way.

[Juttin]

GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

I'm sorry Juttin, but before you can perform your comedy here you have to finish your homework.

Read the following poem and answer each question in a paragraph.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

1. Who is the Captain, and why is he acting the way he is?
2. What feelings this this poem bring up?
3. When Uncle Jesse went back to high school on Full House what did he believe this poem meant? What did you think this poem meant?
4. Do you believe that playing a video game with Chojin gives you Idiot Immunity?
5. Define the word mournful.

1. The protagonist's father
2. None
3. Probably something that had Fonzie in it
4. I don't get the reference :(
5. Mournful-feeling or expressing sorrow or grief; sorrowful

[Fathom Zero]

He's referring to RAN, ya looney.

[GADZOOKS]

I said paragraphs, eric matthews.

[Juttin]

Fuck you, MR. Feeny!


:(

[Fathom Zero]

I have a confession.

[Juttin]

Don't go gay on me, boy >:

[Fathom Zero]

Crap, I forgot my confession. I'll think of it later.

[HickMan]

http://www.aidinvaziri.com/scissor.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

It's about Abe Lincoln, by the way...

Walt Whitman was gay, he had a young man slave...what a badass.

[Sethomas]

Actually, my English teacher described him as "pansexual", like he could get aroused from absolutely anything. She provided the mental image of walking outside and popping a boner from the wind.

[The Retro Kat]

He seems like the type...

[HickMan]

Thanks to whoever changed my avatar it's pretty rad

[MarioRPG]

There wasn't a post here on Monday? BLASPHEMY.

[Pink]

here's a post for you, asshole >:

[Esuohlim]

So Pink are you GW or something I mean come on

[MarioRPG]

I'm guessing Pub, trying to ease his way back into the fast times of I-Mockery.

[executioneer]

can we get an ip check in here

[HickMan]

I just got voted funniest in my class! I'm excited! Too bad nobody likes me here and thinks I'm a turd :(

[Sethomas]

Psssht, I got voted "Best Hair". Here's the celebratory Yearbook photo.

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/besthair.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

I won "Best". That's it, just the best: Me.

[Misdemonar]

I'm not past High School. :(

[Pink]

So Pink are you GW or something I mean come on

come on esu, we all know GW was really Chojin :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Well then, who are you? Or should we play guessing games?

Fuck it. I'm tired and have tests in the morning.

Namaste.

[liquidstatik]

I just got voted funniest in my class! I'm excited! Too bad nobody likes me here and thinks I'm a turd :(

hickman i always thought you were cool :[

[Chojin]

i would guess from the angry and rolley eyes that it is indeed spaz/gw.

Why didn't you post in my thread

Why did you block me on aim

WHY DO YOU DENY ME

WHY DID YOU MOLEST ME

[GADZOOKS]

whoever it is, it stinks

[HickMan]

typical male. Pretends to love us for a few days just to have his way with us then BAM out the back door.

[Pink]

i would guess from the angry and rolley eyes that it is indeed spaz/gw.

YOU are spaz/gw. shut up.

[Pink]

and I already posted in your thread ;)

[GADZOOKS]

You get this party repulsive.

[MetalMilitia]

If wit where shit you'd have severe deadly consipation, pink/gw/spaz/whatever

[Chojin]

go post in that thread as gw. you're more likeable as her.

[Pink]

but you changed the password, I'll need some help :)

[Chojin]

no, i didn't.

[HickMan]

The drama!

[Pink]

well, it isnt my account since I'm not Father Spaz.

[MetalMilitia]

You probably share the account in some queer little anime loving nerd house.

[Esuohlim]

You know the guy that did the voice of "Davey" from Davey & Goliath? He did the voice of Gumby too?

I know him personally :eek



You could cut the jealousy with a knife in here :picklehat

[HickMan]

Is he like your uncle

[liquidstatik]

You know the guy that did the voice of "Davey" from Davey & Goliath? He did the voice of Gumby too?

I know him personally :eek



You could cut the jealousy with a knife in here :picklehat

ohhh thats cool
how do you know him? :X

[MetalMilitia]

Did anyone else read :s****** that scientists have observed clouds forming around uranus? :eek :s****** :s****** :s******

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4370

:s******

They have :s****** not worked out where they come from yet. :s******

:s******

[Shyandquietguy]

Metalmilitia watches anime.

[MarioRPG]

Guys I'm sick so don't take your health for granted. >:

[Fathom Zero]

I bought Batman: Mask of the Phantasm today. :)

I'm so very happy. Now all I need is Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Little Nemo, I loved that movie :D

[HickMan]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/sharktalebig.jpg

He's got them :s****** lips

[Supafly345]

Milhouse needs to expound on his celebrity aquaintence claim.

[Evil Robot]

BOB WOZNIAK

[Juttin]

Shhh...Guys. I heard that you can blow these things up by telling them a logical paradox.

[glowbelly]

HUSHUP FATTY

[Sam]

you dont have the balls
I'm warning you

GUYS, I THINK THEY CALL THIS FORSHADOWING :lol

This way back from page 661 I think. :(

[liquidstatik]

hey sam do you and n4b still "go out?" :O

[Juttin]

HUSHUP FATTY

YOU HURTE MY FEELING :(

[Rongi]

juttin is so fat, everytime he turns around it's his birthday

[Sam]

hey sam do you and n4b still "go out?" :O

YEAH. >:

[liquidstatik]

NO REASON TO BE RUDE, MAN

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOU 2 WERE DOIN AND ALL

[Juttin]

juttin is so fat, everytime he turns around it's his birthday

I'm not that fat, dude. I weigh too much, yes.
But, I'm not a giant hulking blimp.

FAT JOKE TIME IS OVER. SERIOUSLY.

[Sajuuk]

I thought you said fat jokes didn't get to you.

[liquidstatik]

It's not like there's much room for them to miss him or anything

[Juttin]

I can take two or three...but when I start getting gangbanged for being 10-15 LBS overweight, I get defencive >:

[HickMan]

Well it sounds like you should be playing defensive something with a build like yours.

[Juttin]

Yes, I get asked that by the jocks all the time. I say no, and that's all that they need to call me a fag for not wanting to play
High School Grabass >:

[Juttin]

Of course, it has it's pay, as I can find them in the crowded halls and "accidentally" elbow or punch them in the face.

[HickMan]

But it wouldnt hurt them because it's so soft and gooshy, right?

[Esuohlim]

hahaha :x

[Esuohlim]

Hey juttin next time you're at a restaurant taking one of those "eat 10 pounds of steak in a hour and it's free" challenges be sure to let me know I'll totally root for you.

[Juttin]

Well, I actually have muscle

And, I'm not so good at eating.
I'd eat a LB of it, then I'd get full :(

[HickMan]

You would get full.


FULL OF FAT

[Juttin]

My stomache would get full

FULL OF FOOD.

Seriously. Couldn't eat it.

[Juttin]

You guys are Fat-Racist



:(

[HickMan]

You fat :s******

[Juttin]

Did you just call me a s'******?


RACIST >:

[Esuohlim]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k6/Juttin/MyHead.jpg

I sometimes lie awake at night,
thinking of the ways I could just, end all the pain

[Juttin]

True statement.

[GADZOOKS]

I wish you would, and end everybody's pain.

True Statement.

[Juttin]

When I do, I want to bring you to athest-hell with me.

TRUE

FUCKING

STATEMENT.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

take a deep breath

[liquidstatik]

lol hey mr. vagiclean, i haven't seen you 'round in a while. :X

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you messed up my self set up :{

[liquidstatik]

im sry i can edit that post if you want :[

[Mr. Vagiclean]

nahh would've sucked anyways, must've been an intervention, hope you are doing WELL

[liquidstatik]

im doin aight
i think i'm 'bout to make me a hot dog, actually

after seeing that maruchan yakisoba noodles recipe in the food forum, i really want to eat some noodles. i think i might do that tomorrow, i just hope i don't burn them. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

am about to ask my roommate for his nutri gram cereal bar! and how do you manage to burn noodles?

[ArrowX]

I eats frosted miniwheats !

[WhiteRat]

Everytime I see that pic of Juttin it reminds me of Arrow X and the pictures of the LAN Party he had with his friends.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.digitaldiction.net/images/untitled.PNG

[WhiteRat]

The proud pudgy porker has serious homo problems. The sullen expression on it's face says it all.

[MarioRPG]

That's the "Ugh, my mom's gonna get home soon" look.

[liquidstatik]

so guys wuts up? =X

[Fathom Zero]

Man, Juttin opened up a big can of worms.

[Esuohlim]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2822/hungryeq0.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Man, Juttin opened up a big can of worms.

Now the question is does he know how to eat those worms fried?

[HickMan]

http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/img/ShowLetter.jpg
do your chains hang low?

[liquidstatik]

do it wabble to da flo =X

[Sam]

Id it shinin' in the light?

[MarioRPG]

Stereotypical remark.

[liquidstatik]

i'it plat'num i'it gold?

[MetalMilitia]

Just now I was watching Revenge of the Nerds and one of my extremely drunk housemates came into my room wanting me to film him teabagging another, asleep housemate.

[Grislygus]

I certainly hope that you never, ever plan on sleeping yourself.

[Fathom Zero]

Didja know they're making a remake of Revenge of the Nerds?

[MetalMilitia]

I heard that.

[liquidstatik]

I haven't heard that. But, I did hear that one of my friends is gay and she wants me to find her a girlfriend. :O!

[Chojin]

I could hook you up with the number for guitar woman's school

[WhiteRat]

My brother and I bought 16.82$ worth of White Castle after drinking at a bar for a few hours. Now I feel fat. That is untill the "food" comes flying out of my ass in about 6 hours...

[Sam]

HEY GUYS! :picklehat

[liquidstatik]

yoooo sup? :D

[Chojin]

Sirius just added their premium internet stream to their products and you best believe i bought that shit all up, yo

an extra $3 a month and my shitty free 32kbps internet stream goes up to 128kbps

i'm sure fawn can relate when i say i'm making this face right now- :3

[Sam]

GUYS, MC CHRIS SIGNED MY BOBA FETT ON THURSDAY NIGHT! :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010199.jpg

To me, it's a very cool thing.

[GADZOOKS]

i made a million dollars by doing nothing, click here to find (http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/IMDBComics/) out

[Supafly345]

McChris sounds delicious

[Jeff The Ninja]

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/Peepants.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

Ugh, nevermind I found out for myself.

[liquidstatik]

oh man am i bored

[Sam]

OH MAAAANNNNNN