I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh great....you ban one retard, and two take his place.

[Esuohlim]

You are a terrible poster

[executioneer]

i'm thrilled that pentagorn dude invited his special-needs friend to join our forum

fucking thrilled

[Chojin]

i was thrilled enough to send him home

[Guitar Woman]

Emu left to get change like two hours ago :<

He either got mugged or blocked me

Emu don't have gotten mugged ok :(

[Guitar Woman]

This Scientology battle is the most entertaining thing the internet's given me in a while, guys :<

I've been harassing the Scientology Newsroom with EarthCaller and My Chemical Romance for the past 15 minutes, and they're not even answering anymore :<

[Emu]

Emu left to get change like two hours ago :<

He either got mugged or blocked me

Emu don't have gotten mugged ok :(

lol no I just got a wave of customers as I was trying to close out. This always happens.

Me: I have finally balanced my drawer!
Customer: I know it's 10:59, but can you break my hundred?
Me: :x

[executioneer]

i'm down to 340 1/2 this week

everybody limbo

[Chojin]

I would have Tor, Zonealarm, and Peerguardian all up and on high alert before I went fucking with any scientologists ;<

[Tadao]

This Scientology battle is the most entertaining thing the internet's given me in a while, guys :<

I've been harassing the Scientology Newsroom with EarthCaller and My Chemical Romance for the past 15 minutes, and they're not even answering anymore :<

I've been reading a lot of this. I'm sad I missed out.
I can't wait to see the aftermath.

[Tadao]

Serious threads usually end badly.

[liquidstatik]

wudit do ;O!

[MLE]

;D hey hoooonnney

[Chojin]

NEW THREAD BACKUPS

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13401

[liquidstatik]

heeeyy shug, hows it goin? :D

[Guitar Woman]

while you're at it GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO COME TO THE RING is still hilarious ;<

[MLE]

nm, you need to check the art shit forum now. it's got a new moderator!

[liquidstatik]

on my waaaayy! ;D

[Chojin]

another backup!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22286

[JediScum]

Hey Guitar Woman!

Ask the Scientologists "dumb" questions, at first. Like... "Will this test take more than three days, because I have to go to work to feed my 7 children".

Finally, tell them yer a rocket scientist. Ask them who this "Jack Parsons" is.

[Guitar Woman]

I like saying "Does Xenu know you're doing this?"


I've also got a Silent Hill soundboard with Eddie puking and Heather going OH, THAT IS TOO GROSS

It's entertaining, to say the very least.

[Guitar Woman]

Not to mention the standard Duke Nukem and CD-i soundboards, which any internet pranker has to have by law.

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

Oh boy, I can't wait to bomb some BALLS OF STEEL

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

[JediScum]

If they do mention "Xenu", tell 'em you LOVE that show because Lucy Lawless not only KICKED MAJOR ASS (for a girl), but she was also DAMN HOT (for a girl).

[executioneer]

they dont talk about xenu till you're ot3 and have given them thousands of dollars

[executioneer]

re: being a jerk to scientologists, they should encourage people to start stealing/vandalizing books (especially DIANETICS), movies, and cds that are related to scientologists, get the stores to stop carrying them and hit them even harder in the pocketbook

[JediScum]

I will say one positive thing about Scientologists... they don't come knocking on yer door trying to bug you when yer got no clothes on trying to "make it" with yer hand, like the Goddamn Jehovah's Witness, Mormons and Girl Scouts do.

[executioneer]

yes they do

[MLE]

i'm down to 340 1/2 this week

everybody limbo
congrats :> Eric and I are losing weight too :>

[Great Mighty Poo]

Sorry if I bothered anyone. I love i-mockery too much to never see it again. I guess the forums aren't for me. Look but don't touch eh?

Edit: PAGE BREAK -MLE
http://wiki.ggc.usg.edu/mediawiki/images/thumb/6/64/Amadamidbreak4.png/400px-Amadamidbreak4.png

[Esuohlim]

YOU DIDN'T PAGE BREAK PROPERLY

REPORTED

[executioneer]

just don't touch it so often in a day

you'll get sore, badum pssh

[JediScum]

Really? That's never happened to me yet.

Jehovah's and Mormons usually get the piss on the shoe and the slamming of the door. Girl Scouts, on the other hand, I am actually polite enough to ask if they have the chocolate-caramel-coconut cookies. Usually, they're sold out.

[MLE]

I already took care of it, esuohlim <3

[executioneer]

I love i-mockery too much to never see it again.
hold on, does getting banned on the forums ban you from the main site too? i mean i know that stuff got more integrated, but :eek

[executioneer]

congrats :> Eric and I are losing weight too :>

it was actually down to like 337.2 or so the next morning but i'm not gonna count that cause you weigh a lot less in the morning usually

[MLE]

eric and I always weigh in the morning.

[executioneer]

i been weighin after lazer tag

[Great Mighty Poo]

YOU DIDN'T PAGE BREAK PROPERLY

REPORTED

Page Break? Humor me. Is it just done to be done and follow this threads tradition or is it some command you have to enter?

And according to this threads rules I should be a jerk.
So... Break your own page, Esu? Or after 1200+ pages is it already broken? :)

[Tadao]

so.... was Spednazi's (or whatever his lame ass name was) banning over anything interesting? Or was he just being gay? Not that there is anything wrong with the gays... I might even have a gay somewhere..... if you want to borrow one.. on not....

[Tadao]

hold on, does getting banned on the forums ban you from the main site too? i mean i know that stuff got more integrated, but :eek

Hey Poo, say something about this.

[MLE]

He attempted to derail seth's seriously serious thread.

[Tadao]

Seriously?

[Guitar Woman]

that and he was an useless queermo

[MLE]

a seriously useless queermo.

[Asila]

Though that does somewhat imply that there's such a thing as a USEFUL queermo, and that's just madness.

[Tadao]

Here's some seriously useful queermo info. icanhascheezburger updated it to where you can have an account that holds favorites and your submissions and other such gay nonsense.

[MLE]

i need to rename you "king of semantics"

[Great Mighty Poo]

Hey Poo, say something about this.

I tried to log in the following morning before work and apparently my IP address was banned all across I-mockery. It wouldn't even let me browse the main site, let alone the forums. The reason stated was "read the rules". It was only for a day so I figured I had just been a retard.

I mean I knew I was being silly with this whole Mighty Poo thing but I didn't think it was "roll your eyes and ban the guy" retarded. Guess MLE's old rule post about "Don't try to be funny, it will come naturally" is right. I figured I would just give you guys a laugh, I've been coming to I-Mockery to view the articles for so long it actually never dawned on me that like any other forum you guys had to fight off trolls and morons.

Like I said, I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to step on anyone's toes.

[The_Funktasm]

Torr with most last names.

Brutus Sternwell

DickSuperNorberto

Beef Supreme

Butch Ripper

I could probably think of more, or at least find some good ones...

[MetalMilitia]

I told one of my friends the other day that I thought Kevin Smith was over-rated and his films weren't really that good. From the reaction I got I kind of wish I'd just punched the guy's mother in the face. It would've been less hassle.

He was all like "I can't believe you just said that!!! do you want me to SLAP you??" as if not liking Kevin Smith films was in the same league as skull fucking Jesus.

[Tadao]

i need to rename you "king of semantics"
who me? thats some seriously queermo nonsense.

Poo, thanks, I didn't know that. I think it was the way you came in like you owned the place and even stated that you didn't read the rules. It was a way of making sure that you knew it's a forum that you didn't buy your way into and therefore don't actually have rights. Plus it made me laugh to see you come in and start a fight with your buddy only to be denied. I was going to make a thread taunting you while you were banned, but you can't even read them? Wow, harsh.

[Pub Lover]

Seriously Queermos? Do they have Problems?

Yesterday (Sunday) I went to the beach. I am still covered in sand because apparently I suck at showers. I also managed to scrap off half the paint on my car by trying to avoid a pothole, which serves me right for taking a dirttrack to a deserted beach rather than going to one with a real road & real people. Apart from getting covered in sand, I spent much of my time staring at the Pacific Ocean & wondering why I've never swam in it.

I won't be entering last week's Art Shit theme of Wild, but if I had remembered my camera, it would have been a picture of me looking fearfully at the sea.

[Tadao]

That would have been a good entry, hows the weather Pub? Last year I lived 3 blocks from the Pacific Ocean just below San Francisco in the city of Santa Cruz. I spent a lot of time there and miss is horribly.

As the keeper of Chat Thread, can you explain the page break rule? Do I post any pic I want? Like lolimals?

[Pub Lover]

The idea came after a week of wrestling with an annoying pop culture reference trying to get it to work. Then when I ran out the door & drove the hour & a half I didn't pause to think of what I needed to take. I remembered chips & soda, but those are way more important.

The weather is great, long sunny days with the temp peaking in the mid 40's (centigrade, America. :rolleyes).

As for the Page Break rule: The best way has always been the Page Brak, but that is sadly gone now. Any image can be used, much like an Art Shit theme it's your interpretation of what the Page Break signifies. In the past this thread would actually break at the Page Break & that is what formed the activity (not counting my almost-OCD plus internet power over the weakminded). When I posted images I remember using the theme of bleakness & death, which was to enforce my internet depression persona & to let everyone know that we're pointlessly wasting our time here waiting for oblivion.

As always, have fun. :)

[DuFresne]

Ramanus Delarge

[Pub Lover]

Telemachus 'Helm' Stavropoulos

[Tadao]

Well... we know what my theme is.
http://www.bunny-rabbits.com/big-bunny.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Missing the page break?

[Asila]

Page Break: Confusing people on the internet since a couple of days ago.

I live about a 5 hour drive from the Atlantic, but I haven't been to see it since I lived right on the water as a child. Swimming in the ocean sounds really fun and sexy, but it's easy to forget that the water has an opinion and is not happy to see you. It's an admirable and beautiful thing, but it does not want to be our friend.

[Tadao]

Missing the page break?
That was weird... I put the bunny pic in, posted... and the page didn't break, so I took the pic out. And still the page was unbroken, I come back.. and I'm at the top of the page break. I guess I'll just believe in myself more.

[Pub Lover]

It is the power of the broken page. :eek

The Atlantic sucks.

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, I have a vacation house right next to the beach :<

[Pub Lover]

You have a vacation house next to the beach? :blah

[Asila]

I have been in both the Atlantic and the Pacific, and they've both attempted to kill me. The South China Sea attempted to kill me in two ways, once by being so polluted that the smell almost made me faint right into it, where the ghosts of dead fish would have dragged me down into their underwater graveyard; and once with an infestation of some kind of red seaweed that was poisonous and killed people.

[Pub Lover]

Oh, they all try & kill you. It's just that the Atlantic is a much shittier ocean in general.

[Tadao]

at least in the pacific large breasted women try to save you

[Pub Lover]

In that case, the solution is worse than the problem. :willie

I actually think I live really close to the Ocean because I have to drive further just to buy groceries. Saying that, I have been scouting for a beach house for the last three years. Anyway, while I was out I got a copy of Silent Hill. I had the problem I always have with PS1 games & their odd controller setups, but once I learned to run I stopped having problems with dying after 30 seconds. After finding all the keys and running scared through the dark I was already freaked out, so when I got to the school and immediately got lost I had to turn the game off as child zombies are like two of my biggest fears.

[Tadao]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/zombie-18.jpg

[Pub Lover]

No, but seriously, that is the best way to upset me. :(

Also, what are mudkips? And why are they 'lol'?

[Great Mighty Poo]

So let me try this... Page break, I choose you!

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w182/lancekalvaz/satanfreak.jpg

Edit: Dang, too soon.

[Esuohlim]

dilbert porn makes a good page break

[Pub Lover]

Idiot.

Tadeo, please keep lolcats in here. I think they are frowned upon on this forum.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.pikamac.com/misc/mudkip.png

[Pub Lover]

dilbert porn makes a good page break

That reference is worse everytime it is made.

It would probably be crappy porn. Like they'd be wearing socks and they wouldn't look very excited.
My favourite kind. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Mudkip's the best starter Pokemon, btw

[Pub Lover]

Oh, Pokemon. When you posted it I thought it might be 4chan related.

[Tadao]

ok, no lolcats :(

[Tadao]

So let me try this... Page break, I choose you!



Edit: Dang, too soon.

yeah, every 25 post so on post *01, *26, *51, and *76

BTW, I'll try to stop posting 2 times in quick order. Old bad habit.

[Tadao]

Yes you, sho-nuff boy. You know who I am, we have known each other for a long time in real life.
We have been friends for a long time and I think it's time to serve some of our antics with crazy-sauce© all over this place.
Try and meet or beat me, act for act amigo.

I'll start this show off with a nice mild one.
(Because I havn't scoured the rules completely to find out just how far I'm allowed to go... YET.)



Can we make these 2 fight it out and the loser gets banned for a certain amount of time. I think that would be amusing.

[Neen]

I have nothing to add...

But, I'll post anyway!

I'm just that kind of thing.

[Guitar Woman]

fuck castlevania

[Guitar Woman]

I don't recall Bram Stoker giving Dracula the ability to teleport around at a speed which allows you to either dodge his fireballs or hit him in the face, but not both >:

PAGE BREAK
http://www.dailypainters.com/images/origs/615/homeless_terrier_dog_finds_home_for_holidays.jpg

[Dr. Boogie]

Read the first edition.

How do you think he captured Keaneau Reeves?

[Tadao]

He never said he couldn't either.

[Asila]

Which Castlevania?

[Guitar Woman]

First one.

I'm doing the whole thing without savestates so I can become a real man, and am very thankful for the unlimited continues.

[MLE]

pub wins. that is most definetly the most manly name in existance.

[Tadao]

That is a beutiful page break. I feel a sad clown coming on...

[Guitar Woman]

Was his name actually Telemachus

That's pretty fucking awesome

[Asila]

First one.

I'm doing the whole thing without savestates so I can become a real man, and am very thankful for the unlimited continues.

Oh see, I had to play that one on my save-state laden emulator, because I'm allergic to being raped by a game.

[Hangie]

EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l244/arnottt/Stuff/Kwane.jpg

[Tadao]

Heh, Will Pub claim another soul? Will Hangie be thrown into the void? Will I be the last post in this thread?

[Pub Lover]

I like sucking boiled sweets but hate that I can't stop myself shattering them about the third of the way through as the shards stick between my loose fitting British teeth.

So I just spat the two-thirds finished sweet into my fresh & near boiling coffee & now it's making scary pinging noises & I'm not sure I want to try drinking it incase it explodes in my face like a lit firework.

Plus it would be a pretty bad story for explaining my badass face scarring.

[Pentegarn]

Remember the Ted Turned Captain Planet sketch on Robot Chicken?

[Dr. Boogie]

http://www.turner.com/planet/static/graphics/duke.gif
"I'm looking for some planet punks to park my bricks! Who's first?"

[mew barios]

i was watching that episode of captain planet where linka's cousin is all on drugs, and he busts thru a window and cuts up his arms and bleeds all over the floor. then od's and dies. how did that happen in a cartoon? it's hardkore.

[Esuohlim]

EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l244/arnottt/Stuff/Kwane.jpg

>:

[Esuohlim]

Does BOILED SWEETS mean HARD CANDY to us Yanks?

[Hangie]

NOOOOOO! YOUR WORDS WILL BE ABSORBED BY THE CAPTAIN, FINISH IT BEFORE HE MUTATES INTO SOMETHING HORRIBLE!

[Pub Lover]

Probably. I thought about saying BOILED CANDY but it didn't sound like something I had heard about, so I decided to stay untranslated.

Tadao, calling me into a thread is just as bad as asking for a lock. Don't do it, the mods will know what to do.

[Esuohlim]

>:

[Esuohlim]

the mods will know what to do.

:lol :lol :lol

[Pub Lover]

The phrase Hard Candy under my understanding of Anglo-American conversions makes me wonder if it's supposed to be alcoholic. Like Hard Cider, Hard Lemonade, Hard Cock & Die Hard are all alcoholic but don't have the prefix back in the Kingdom.

[MLE]

yes ;o and he was the definition of awesome

[MLE]

I think that's enough of this.

[TheHighandMighty]

How about my old High School Nickname:Shanghai Johnny??
Or my user name:The High and The Mighty??
Didja know that during the Battle of Saipan in WWII,"Captain Kangaroo"*(*Bob Keeshan)saved Lee Marvin's Life??

[Tadao]

so much to learn, so long as I don't do the same thing twice.

[Dr. Boogie]

Delivery for pub.

[Pub Lover]

MUA HA HA HAAA! :evil

[Chojin]

I was gonna do that, but MLE was all NOOOO SOME PEOPEL LIKE THE CHAT ROOM WHAT ABOUT PUB :'< and I was all 'pub would love to have this' and then I went and did something else.

Godspeed, Boogie.

[Tadao]

Page Break
http://b-side.psychopenguin.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/the_sad_clown.jpg

Do I accually have to say something meaningfull on a page break, or can I use it as an oprotunity to sneak a picture in for no reason.

[Esuohlim]

You don't have to do anything meaningful whatsoever in this thread, watch:

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Esuohlim]

:( :(

[Esuohlim]

:( :( >:

[Esuohlim]

>: >:

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[Esuohlim]

In fact we're about due for some Pub Lover binge-posting if I do say so myself :eek

[Asila]

Your emoticons look like they need some Paxil or something.

[Supafly345]

I'M AWESOME LOOK AT ME

[MarioRPG]

Hey guys I am at school and every time a page loads I get about 8 errors asking me to debug.

[Pub Lover]

In fact we're about due for some Pub Lover binge-posting if I do say so myself :eek
Last time the posts got deleted. :blah
I was gonna do that, but MLE was all NOOOO SOME PEOPEL LIKE THE CHAT ROOM WHAT ABOUT PUB :'< and I was all 'pub would love to have this' and then I went and did something else.

:lol @ conversations about me in real life.

[Tadao]

So... I like to post pics of weird stuff I google. I know there are few rules in chat, but it's ok to do it right?

[Dr. Boogie]

I was gonna do that, but MLE was all NOOOO SOME PEOPEL LIKE THE CHAT ROOM WHAT ABOUT PUB :'< and I was all 'pub would love to have this' and then I went and did something else.

Way to miss the whole point of this thread, MLE.

[Pub Lover]

So... I like to post pics of weird stuff I google. I know there are few rules in chat, but it's ok to do it right?

I'd say not to multipost too much, but that would be irony.

Not many people still use dial-up & the general internet opinion now is fuck 'em.

Still, try not to have too much side scroll & try & keep filesizes below a MB each.

[Tadao]

I could just put it in a spoiler to not make it all cluttered...

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8365/1201537920858al3.jpg

[Esuohlim]

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[Pub Lover]

No, just post it. Spoilers are only for Spoilers & guilt.

[Tadao]

You will regret saying that :sadtadaoface

[Pub Lover]

I cannot see that is possible. You wouldn't either if you had read this thread.

[liquidstatik]

SERIOUS HOMO

[Pub Lover]

BIG BOSS OF THE SOUTH

[liquidstatik]

how's it goin', buddy? D:

[Pub Lover]

Pretty boss all around. How is the going with you, Danny?

[liquidstatik]

goooodd, 'bout to get a cup of coffee. i gotta go to the mental health place today. ;_;

[Pub Lover]

What is wrong with your mental health, you becoming SethLite?

All I consume for the first ten hours of the day is coffee. I am drinking coffee now.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[liquidstatik]

aha, does it go to alcohol after that? :X and, idk, my grandma said i should for anxiety or something. apparently its not NORMAL to have a panic attack every day ;o

[Pub Lover]

It sure does switch to alcohol. I tried drinking alcohol all day but that didn't work.

She must be crazy! It is fully normal to live 2 seconds away from a panic attack at all times.

[liquidstatik]

i'm normal then, 'cause that's how it is. :'[

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/I-Mock/i-mockad.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

are you guys ready for the apocalypse today

I am

[Pub Lover]

Is this the asteroid fly-by, or that 4chan thing, you're talking about?

[Tadao]

This turd I'm storing up is gonna be pretty apocalyptic.

[Guitar Woman]

it's the asteroid thing, yeah.

4th wave isn't until thursday.

I bet the asteroid is really Xenu coming to kick Anon's ass.

[Pub Lover]

The worst I have to worry about is a new ice age, which will be pretty easy until we get bored with the Al Gore jokes.

[liquidstatik]

it's the asteroid thing, yeah.

4th wave isn't until thursday.

link pleeease ;o

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/080128-asteroid-radar.html

[Tadao]

link pleeease ;o

srsly. I have things to plan for, I just might do something else today instead.

[Guitar Woman]

or this

http://www.tu24.org/

[liquidstatik]

lol, probability of impact: 0.0% :[

[liquidstatik]

i hope we get to see it explode in the skies :O

[Pub Lover]

One key ricochet or explosion.

Is that too much to ask?

[liquidstatik]

i need a cigarette brb

[Pub Lover]

I need more coffee. Still Right Here.

[Esuohlim]

lol @ "space.com"

[Esuohlim]

LIQUID WHAT'S UP DUDE :D

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/I-Mock/i-mockad.jpg

It's like the internet knows :eek

The only ads I get are for free Sony TVs and hilarious t-shirts with words on them ;(

[liquidstatik]

HEY MILHOUSE :D I'm just chillin over here, tryin not to panic about the end of the world :O!

[Grislygus]

Hey Chojin, since you're backing up all of your favorite threads, how about showing that conservational attitude towards the now-endangered "Hey Jixby" Thread

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15840 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15840&highlight=Hey+Jixby)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21608 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21608&highlight=Hey+Jixby)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25450 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25450&highlight=Hey+Jixby)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9916
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374
(http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374)http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22929

[Dr. Boogie]

I think we should do the next best thing and merge those threads with this one.

[Pub Lover]

I click & click & no one on that site is as attractive as the advert led me to believe.

[Grislygus]

PAGE BREAK, PUB, PAGE BREAK

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

:rolleyes

[Sethomas]

There once was a time when you could title a thread "HEY EMMA!", and Miss Emma would appear and respond with "Shiggity shiggity shwa".

I like living in the past.

[Tadao]

Ok, just figured out how to use multi quote, what does quick reply to this message do?

[Pub Lover]

Dunno.

[liquidstatik]

Is boys don't cry as moving and powerful as everyone makes it to be?

[Tadao]

test

[Tadao]

So... I'm reading the faqs on how to post and I get to the how to create a poll thingy. And I start rembering all they gay polls I used to see on this one forum a long time ago, and then I remeber it was here in the metal forum with all the "Who would win in a fight" threads :(

[executioneer]

4th wave isn't until thursday.

i thought you said it was the 30th, thursday's the 31st

[Guitar Woman]

ASDF;LKJADS;LKSG;LKHASLKGH;LSF;LKJAFDG;LKNASDC;LKA JHSGDAERHGZDFHADFGADSF

[Pub Lover]

If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

[executioneer]

THANK YOU FOR THE EXPLAIN

[executioneer]

that was directed at gw but w/e it works with pub's too

[Guitar Woman]

I don't keep track of the date anymore ;(

[liquidstatik]

I AM NOT A CRIMINAL

[Pub Lover]

CRIMES! :eek

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T WANT TO DO A CRIME :(

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

http://a339.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/s_0c9df45fe0b46083153a8cbe6c6a848a.jpg
His name was ME :eek

[liquidstatik]

milhouse didn't you post a picture of yourself once? I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING IT :x

[Esuohlim]

YES YOU DO >:

[liquidstatik]

NO I DON'T >:

[liquidstatik]

but the thought intrigues me :O

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3&page=429

[Esuohlim]

IN FACT YOU POSTED ON THAT PAGE :x

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Esuohlim]

ALSO THIS >:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3&page=454

The internet thinks I look like Cowboy Curtis and Seven Force :(

[Grislygus]

What the hell ever happened to yggdrasil

[liquidstatik]

I SO DIDN'T POST ON THAT PAGE >: AND HEY CUTIE ;D

[Esuohlim]

I SO DIDN'T POST ON THAT PAGE >:

omg milhouse is hooott :X

:3 :3 :3

[Tadao]

http://a339.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/s_0c9df45fe0b46083153a8cbe6c6a848a.jpg
His name was ME :eek

I think I used to hate you...

[liquidstatik]

oh :S

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim is a handsome young man.

[liquidstatik]

TADAO PLEASE LEAVE US ADULTS TO TALK ALONE

[Esuohlim]

I think I used to hate you...

If you're talking avatar-wise I believe it was Jixby that had FF Woodycooks on ezboard

[Pub Lover]

What the hell ever happened to yggdrasil

He came to New Zealand & I killed him. >:

[Tadao]

Yes, avatar wise, and I believe it was Jixby.

[Pub Lover]

TADAO PLEASE LEAVE US ADULTS TO TALK ALONE

He doesn't want to commit a CRIME! :eek

[liquidstatik]

but he already has :eek

[executioneer]

I don't keep track of the date anymore ;(

you are going to be late to the crime party

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim is a handsome young man.

Infact he is more than handsome, he is handful! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

my Emperor Palpatine PEZ dispensor broke guys ;_;

[executioneer]

LATE TO THE CRIME PARTY

[liquidstatik]

I'M WATCHING CRIME ON TV RIGHT NOW :O

[Pub Lover]

Yes, avatar wise, and I believe it was Jixby.

There have been times when I have disliked Jixby.

[Tadao]

TADAO PLEASE LEAVE US ADULTS TO TALK ALONE

That hurt my feelings :(

[Neen]

Prime time for... uh... Crime?

Nuh, hu hu

EDIT: Shit!

[Tadao]

There have been times when I have disliked Jixby.

It was probably him who schooled me, not Proto. Things are slowly coming back the longer I stay here. Funny how an visuals (avatar) can make you instantly remember feelings about that poster.

[Pub Lover]

There have been times when I have disliked Jixby.

There have been more times when Jixby has not liked me. :lol

[Pub Lover]

If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

THERE MUST BE A WHOLE HEAP OF CRIMES GOING ON! >:

[liquidstatik]

http://www.unicef.ca/portal/Secure/Community/507/WCM/Image/School%20Room/2005Highlights/Alberta_tigger.jpg

I MUST ADMIT, I WAS ONE OF THEM :x

[liquidstatik]

Funny how an visuals (avatar) can make you instantly remember feelings about that poster.

that's pretty gay, dudde

[Pub Lover]

If you open this thread & don't post, YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME! >:

STOP THE CRIMES! :eek

[liquidstatik]

FREE PIMP C

[Pub Lover]

I'm glad they wrote tigger on that romper suit, I wouldn't have guessed. :rolleyes.

Children. :(

[Tadao]

http://www.mcall.com/media/photo/2008-01/34949353.jpg

[liquidstatik]

my hoodies way cooler than that

[Pub Lover]

I disagree with wearing things on my feet that are hard to clean. Those slippers would have to be thrown away.

If you're an internet creep, do NOT click this spoiler. >:
Hugh_Bristic is really cute. :(

[liquidstatik]

hey guys, i gotta go get some cascade for my GRAND MA MA!

i'll be back!

[executioneer]

i am not commiting an internet crime, ok

just quit asking me to

[Pub Lover]

I still think some heavy crimes are going on. :(

DANNY! WHAT IS CASCADE? :eek?

[executioneer]

it is dish-washer detergent! for the machine type of washing up

[executioneer]

WHOOPS I AM NOT DANNY ;_;

[Pub Lover]

IT IS AN ANSWER THOUGH. THANK YOU. :)

WHEN I LOOKED ALL I FOUND WAS PICTURES OF WATERFALLS & A TYPE OF AUSTRALIAN BEER. :(

[executioneer]

ps pub do you call dish washing machines dishwashers or is there some alternate linguistic form going on there

[Pub Lover]

Oddly enough I do call them 'dishwashers'. Imma gonna hafta thinkve a betterer word for Anglophones to use.

[liquidstatik]

I'm back D:

And I got the GREAT VALUE one, but it's pretty much the same thing.

[liquidstatik]

that girl is fat :x

[Great Mighty Poo]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w182/lancekalvaz/RAPROD.gif

[Pub Lover]

What do you think you're doing, GMP?

[Tadao]

GiMP

[Great Mighty Poo]

I popped in to read the posts. Had to post something. :)

[liquidstatik]

( Alicia Keys)
oh... oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh....

I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better

You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's going to be alright
People keep talking they can say what they like
But all i know is everything's going to be alright

No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

(Junior Reid)
none of them can love me
like you do
your feelings for me
is not you
better love me
they cant come
between me and you
yes you always around
you're the one
to wear my crown
I know you love me
I know you'll never let me down
woman you are so blessed
you never worry or stress

you're my empress
me and you together

(Alicia Keys)
When the rain is pouring down
And my heart is hurting
You will always be around
This I know for certain

You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's going to be alright
People keep talking they can say what they like
But all i know is everything's going to be alright

No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel

I know some people search the world
To find something like what we have
I know people will try try to divide something so real
So till the end of time I'm telling you there is no one

No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

[Moobs]

which one. The one is red is my gurlfriend so if you callin' her phat then BACK OF, BUSTA!

jks :<

[Pub Lover]

I popped in to read the posts. Had to post something. :)

Indeed. It is good that you didn't want to be responsible for CRIME, but I would prefer a more active participation.

How about you find something someone said here, quote it & put the laughing emoticon under it. That is the best way. :)

[liquidstatik]

no, the fat ones fat :x

your gf is pretty hot, though. you should post her nudes ;D

[Great Mighty Poo]

Indeed. It is good that you didn't want to be responsible for CRIME, but I would prefer a more active participation.

How about you find something someone said here, quote it & put the laughing emoticon under it. That is the best way. :)

Done and done. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Good job. ;)

[Moobs]

i got a video of her sukin dik :secrets

[liquidstatik]

hey man theres private messages for a reason ;D

[liquidstatik]

LESS TALK MORE VIDEO

[liquidstatik]

http://www.hellonearth.com/images/insanity/spic_group.jpg

Pub Lover

[Moobs]

i'm not putting my dik on the internet bro ;o

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/I-Mock/hateunet.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

The only ad I ever get is 80STEES.COM :x

[Pub Lover]

You and Esuohlim (the rapist) both. :(

[liquidstatik]

I'd rather it tell me to get a girl than buy a dumb shirt. :x

[Esuohlim]

whoops I almost did a crime :lol