I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[JediScum]

yEAH.... probably drives to swim in chlorinated water.

[Esuohlim]

man fuck you milhouse

MISDEMONAR DUDE SERIOUSLY

GOT ANY WEED DUDE? 8)

[Misdemonar]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6571/chronicharvest001zr7.jpg

[Esuohlim]

AWESOME

I DON'T WANT ANY THOUGH I WAS JUST WONDERING http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[Esuohlim]

:pagebark

[ElPila666]

the politicians got to legalize marijuana so my neighbor stop stole me my own weed when i sleeping, on september i'm gonna install an alarm system thou

[Esuohlim]

GODDAMNIT DUDE MOVE OUT OF ARGENTINA THAT PLACE IS A SHITHOLE

[ElPila666]

i just can't i don't know any better

[Misdemonar]

IT'S MORE LIKE ASSGENTINA

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I know right it's like a third-world country and the girls are probably gross as hell :x

[ElPila666]

I don't care about flags, due to global warming Antartic treaty 南極条約 will melted on the year 2012 sinking some southamerican countries like argen, but mine crew is already making some prooves to develop a way to live under the water and support low temperatures, we are The Tigersharks イタチザメ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBzpF5e9gEM

[Esuohlim]

What the hell is this mumbo jumbo >:

I'm outta here, fuck this

[JediScum]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6571/chronicharvest001zr7.jpg

I thought ferns were illegal in 4 states of North America (and Quebec)

No... No, nevermind. I was was thinking of sodomy.

This should still have a (NSFW)

Or a thumbs up

[T-Rex]

What's the deal with Jackie Chan doing those Woolworths commercials?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv_Dj80DMDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv_Dj80DMDA)

[HickMan]

http://www.anthony-escapes.com/photogallery/pw-jailbreak-2.jpg
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we don't like it
So were getting up and going down
http://www.lazydork.com/movies/conair.jpg
Hiding low looking right to left
If you see us coming I think it's best
To move away do you hear what I say
From under my breath
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s190/markrawlins/thin-lizzy-bw11.jpg
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around
http://inspireaction.mindandmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/woman_screaming1.gif
Don't you be around
http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/clowns.jpg
Tonight there's gonna be trouble
Some of us won't survive
See the boys and me mean business
Bustin' out dead or alive
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/Tupac_police_mugshot.jpg
I can hear the hound dogs on my trail
All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail
Like the game if you lose
Go to jail
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/new-milestone-jailbreak.jpg

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070925/silence_l.jpg

Tonight there's gonna trouble
I'm gonna find myself in
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So woman stay with a friend
http://www.guildfordpubwatch.co.uk/images/newspost_images/jailbreak_monkey.jpg
You know it's safer
http://crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/breakout.jpg
Breakout!
http://time-blog.com/middle_east/Prison.jpg

Tonight there's gonna be a breakout
Into the city zones
Don't you dare to try and stop us
No one could for long
http://radicalgraphics.org/albums/Prison/Prison08.sized.jpg
Searchlight on my trail
Tonight's the night all systems fail
Hey you good lookin' female
Come here!
http://beconfused.com/images/2007/05/Doctors-can-now-work-with-fugly-female-androids.jpg

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around
http://www.houdinitribute.com/img/hhexitcell.jpg

Tonight there's gonna be trouble
I'm gonna find myself in
Tonight there's gonna be trouble
So woman stay with a friend
http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/fullsize/47012.jpg

[Grislygus]

Are the sucky people gone yet

[Grislygus]

Wait, no, the cool people are

great

[Pub Lover]

THE CHAT ROOM IS GAY TODAY

GREAT
Oh and the shit you had going on for the last few days were better? Die in a vag, you cowardly custard. >:

[Pub Lover]

What the hell is this mumbo jumbo >:

I'm outta here, fuck this

Yeah! Fuck off, Brainiac.

See if you get to live in ElPila's underwater weed paradise when your shithole state floods. >:

[Pub Lover]

Are the sucky people gone yet

Wait, no, the cool people are

great

Depends if you're using Esuohlim's definitions or not. He's all for the Kybo Rens, the T-Rexes, and the Jediscums. He wants Willie to die from a heart congested by stupid. Esuohlim is that angry at the world. Mainly because he has no balls.

[MetalMilitia]

This milhouse sounds like a real shit >:

[HickMan]

You guys are all jerks. You keep being jerks and I'll do more lyrics w/pics

[HickMan]

As punishment

[Esuohlim]

Man I was just all peeved yesterday because a lot of the threads I had to catch up on had were boring don't be draggin' my name through the mud like that :x

[Esuohlim]

The coward part is still correct though >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, you'll need to try harder to be awful if you think your image/lyrics are not ok. Ask T-Rex, he manages it with just about everything he does. Also see Jediscum, Kybo Ren, ZBF & Kelly Chaos.
You guys are all jerks. You keep being jerks and I'll do more lyrics w/pics

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

The coward part is still correct though >:

I don't think you're playing this up enough on your own. Come on, tell us how many times you saw her today & cacked your shorts.

[Pub Lover]

Man I was just all peeved yesterday because a lot of the threads I had to catch up on had were boring don't be draggin' my name through the mud like that :x

Oh... weeEEELL, YEAH! YOU HAD ME FOOLED! HAHA! I WAS REALLY BELIEVING THAT YOU DIDN'T FIND FUNNY IN PEOPLE PICKING ON SPELLING ERRORS AND MENTIONING THE NAZIS AND POSTING BAD MSPAINT CREATIONS AND AND... AND THE OTHER STUFF THAT I WAS ALL ABOUT YESTERDAY THAT WAS HILARIOUS

COMPLETELY OPPOSED TO JEDISCUM, KYBO REN AND T-REX DOING THE EXACT SAME THING BUT DOING IT WRONG, OH SO WRONG AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL


:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

[Grislygus]

Good, you're back. Redneck story time.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/idiot.png

Of course, this is just a "best of" reel, but it gives a general idea of why I'm glad the faggot ended up running away, crying

[Grislygus]

BAD MSPAINT CREATIONS

:(

[Pub Lover]

DOMO ARMY CRUSH!

[Pub Lover]

:(

Not you Gus, you have underlying talent and creativeness. ;)

I'm talking about things like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/TERMSOFUSEROTATION.jpg

[Emu]

More stories.

[Pub Lover]

Redneck story time.

Was this the guy that lied about being from the south?

Or the one that never documents himself sliding across the hood of his car to show the internet?

[Esuohlim]

I'D LOVE TO ARGUE WITH YOU PUB BUT I HAVE A CARTOONS I'D LIKE TO F*** THREAD TO CATCH UP ON.

THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BEST PEOPLE POST >:

[Pub Lover]

:wah @ that thread

[Pub Lover]

10000 bc

i liked how cave jesus totally killed that goa'uld with a spear (spoilers whoops)

:lol Nothing in that movie could be as great as that.

Stop making me want to watch bad movies. >:

[Grislygus]

Was this the guy that lied about being from the south?

Or the one that never documents himself sliding across the hood of his car to show the internet?

Nope, not the same guy. We seem to get a whole menagerie of idiots running through.

And you'll get the video once I can figure out how to stop being an unwieldy, clumsy motherfucker

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/idiot2.png

[Pub Lover]

And you'll get the video once I can figure out how to stop being an unwieldy, clumsy motherfucker

Be sure not to wear jeans with those metal stud things on the ass. :eek

[MetalMilitia]

This is bogus, I've lost 300GB of TV shows due to a shitty hard drive. They were all really nicely arranged and consistently named too. >:

[JediScum]

I know Milhoser is tired of hearing this, but...

I TALKED TO A GIRL THAT I LIKED TODAY, AND FOUND OUT SHE'S TOO GODDAMN YOUNG!! TALK TO THE LADY, AND SLAP PUSSILIA OFF THAT DAMN PEDERAST, I MEAN PEDESTAL.

[Pub Lover]

Any other oblivious people around here to which I can play stupid?

You know, victims that I caper about and make barking noises while they protest that I am varying degrees of stupid?

I already have one onlooker that knows I am capable of being reasonable, so that role is sorta filled, but if you want to do that instead it is ok.

[Pub Lover]

edit: first 'stupid' to 'the fool'

Dang it.

[Esuohlim]

I called you a coward at one point.

Man I wish saying things like this was grounds for a ban because I would prove you so wrong.

But it isn't.

Not that I'd ban you for it anyway probably :( :( :( :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[T-Rex]

Pub, you betta back da fuk up up or get smacked da fuk up. My fo fo make sho all you babies don't grow no mo.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2007/entertainment/1004_50cent_g_lg.jpg

[HickMan]

http://pujan.suchhund.info/img/ddave.JPG
Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole check,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom (http://linx.chitika.net/sosearch?xargs=D3mrYfYKAv/F3/htdO45Y/ueLP%2BeK7ONyqzYcd7qb4CjJZwbk/z2Im5r1U9yfkngNDGKL%2BaDlR31SwBHeFZHDpokavUQRopgyJ Mg8JHaqzsszR0fVsfSZfZna9e3PN/Wko%2BZhki4SyuiPaMO0ri0/RyPXH3P1ifMeNbGPixzdhIAYJ5yuTJFPY2WS1hYF8XXQENxMyq uZ68kkvuxe8wsZO8VcmH%2BvybWex9V6wOShbJb4OWcRuMtJiz 8Gm/zldRKQNDED5nlk9T8rQjbvQCVsw%3D%3D&q=Zoom) zoom with a scooby doo (http://linx.chitika.net/sosearch?xargs=nKqOzMZNQWFXznGzmTihS6K4EwKisfoZ/iV6RP4jEiS3Q3Dk5zEkpaWvxAcly8a4fjcTvQVHdkAXMbEkcEH PMPRiGUYPIYvtsMdAgB3xF3UxB7%2BvpaGKcJPAOsQz8EN3MIB iHteBejxQcwaERRiO8xWljKwmu7PipX5r9SeSc5HnNuz7VT18a NpVSW1yfyN/JUdVjJaZoQ88HKTv8rMm2ENLuLJT/7quf6NN5nVcLxA7tt51HbCeB24cuMNX0/5F8tNoecCJJzqHLgiIdM3r518kjq1Yoomf&q=scooby%20doo) bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin' to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone (http://linx.chitika.net/track?target=http%3A//ypn-100.overture.com/d/sr/%3Fxargs%3Dcns-QCPTigdd8lSen0WbFkZNUCmu4kxdeuJa9h6Fr3MtwucaNRJNhx iixz67uNO7uhEs7LTGj8TUIHDchudX2anjaBqksiaqd9HmyZ6V y9X3iFCgdbPEvrbMEP6Z6rZIHEb1StIB3vyVAFDc4p8acEuSMc pW6gi3wiUCH1pS4vOvShBBjI4Od-SHu1PCGviftAci3h26nCNFviRrVp8VgjlMJcIwaccTcGIWDGGq PTUtdVDTlU50EI4Ad7judTg1uyIFzjsK2feutM8coWGOaYGr9W cxio-fzipL2BpoEUNqcoOi6kX0jP24glXHuCels8p_gm0ELmPMUuWTP GOQH6l_2vYwMvobYWB2kG-jQH_xhz8yxUhng_NT4Fyt055Qf5P7ZjGIvpW2ripOio7KUtKJv whblmo68lKiYygxo1p_5QleOX9reyoGkvdAk6hUK9I0W81W4RZ KHi9iPAXhSw%26op%3Dac873cb&xargs=mvp/M06CXL7ULHMcgTPeYqIWWJZ8V5MzjqOfXLClrPWxdHs/B2jUi1LRAFLjKMWqL2yjseqXbPhz819rFVJoZHGIdJ/G/1cYv9ITDxl05ugtekk0eLbs%2BL0vTIlf2QseCtj2Yf1AXDbuv snRvGZeolqrlIjB5Pkpb7iVnXBMDUS6dvttb7tsujascRW0u4v ubIi9qjHREk/76gyab/tFIRBbzLcsIr2f7WaqlvtdmNBBEiQbo76xl5PFJGrVjWf7P%2B J0M5amj8OqpuK4G%2Bc3A7Ah03yYd9pR&keyword=phone),
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,
It�s been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone

[Grislygus]

MORE RAPS WITH PRETTY PRETTY PICTURES

[Grislygus]

I don't care how bad it's inevitably going to be, that movie was geared specifically towards my hardcore horror/western/wesley snipes fan demographic, of which there are few enough members, dammit

They had him in dreadlocks, cowboy Wesley Snipes in dreadlocks shooting undead tortured criminals back for revenge, and now it's all fucked to hell. FUCK YOU, Internal Revenue Service >:

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

- Actor Wesley Snipes (http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/gallowwalker.php#) was indicted on tax evasion charges back in October 2006, and was arrested in Orlando, Florida, but was granted permission to return to Namibia to finish filming. He was given until January 10th 2007 to return to the US and surrender his passport, with a trial scheduled for March.Never mind :)

On a related note, RUN Wesley, RUN

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you betta back da fuk up up or get smacked da fuk up. My fo fo make sho all you babies don't grow no mo.


Can it, Dingus.

[Pub Lover]

On a related note, RUN Wesley, RUN

Like The Fugitive, but he actually did it. Cameos will be a bitch to set up.

[MetalMilitia]

Wesley Snipes wasn't the fugitive. It was, like, Harrison Ford or someone.

[Coldcache]

You're right. I know what movie pub's talking about, though, it was another one with Tommy Lee Jones

[Pub Lover]

I am proposing a new film that is ripping off an old film. Or a remake. Remakes are cool, right guys?

Also,
Hello I'm a person no one knows or remembers, so I'm going to show up and talk nonsensically for a bit now okay then great heyup dude was talking earlier about the things you got up to here a while back, the snowy background and shit, now I'm going to tell you about how I look

Oh ho ho looks like this "Pub Lover" guy is coming on to me, lol internet sure buddy ha ha ha get some rope listen to me talk nonsensically again, I'm such a wacky character mustard gas shape ha ha do you get it, it doesn't make sense ha ha ha

Hey do you remember that one person, I would annoy him ha ha those were the days hifive :vetcred lol


Anyway, I'm noticing now that this thread isn't going anywhere and the gay mods haven't deleted it yet ha ha fags anyway do you remember that guy yet, he was a great guy once he realised i was deliberatly winding him up at every op, always imagined him becoming president one day ha ha that was sarcasm, guys, you should take lessons from me sometime. I remember when he called me a spamwhore, those were the days

Man what is with Pub Lover, he's still coming onto me oh my god maybe he's serious I need to straighten this clusterfuck out right now "MY god you are a real bum bandit, I was only joking.are you an experienced gay or a fumbler." ha ha that'll show 'em

Wait he's being wacky now I don't know how to handle that uhhhhhhhhhh like cheese does? ha ha beat that

wait no, he just did well you know what you're BORING, you know that, you're BORING, ha ha I'm being wacky again armenian dwarves ha ha lol wait glowbelly actually remembers me I better address this threat and move on semiserious response here guys this is business wait what stalker huh well I better make a joking-serious response at this part, but I think I'll leave some opportunity open in case she wants to cyber wait no she's not serious look at me now I'm being just silly and clever wait maybe they don't realize that okay switching gears now "sorry not you gb that twat" ha ha checkmate, baby, wait i haven't driven her off yet "just die"


Wait, now Pub Lover's back with some of my old stuff, this is bad I hadn't matured yet and he can make me look bad with them I need to come up with a strategy here, okay I think a condescending tone would work here "wot ya doin now, making a compilation of my old posts to spam the thread some more. ?" argh, he's still doin it I better shut him down right now I tell you what "WOW what a revelatin you can searc for old posts, i am proud of you, thats the first sign of inteligence youve shown.HE was a rastafarian sikh." Ooooooh snap dawg wait WHAT it's not working, gnurrrrrrrrrrrrr okay, allright, it's time for the big guns Coldcache, time to lay it down here, time to lay down the hammer now



"not fucking likely dude i would top myself if i was you.this place has changed, how have you remained here since 2002 with the boring shit you spew forth.Im sorry but i hope the mods delete this thread cos its just crap and you should be proud of the fact that i cant be bothered with you cos i will rip the piss out of anyone but you are incapable of being insulted.]Were you abused or kidnapped by aliens or some shit when you spilt out of your mother.really dude i wish you were on the old board, you wouldnt have lasted a minute you are boooooooooring beyond belief.do us all a favour and stfu."


BAM, layin it down like Emeril over here suckas, awright peace I'm out
He should do that tothis thread. :eek

[Coldcache]

US Marshalls, that's it

[Coldcache]

If all goes well, Boogie'll ante up and chatroom the sucker anyway

[Pub Lover]

It is difficult to express much information. :dizzy

[Pub Lover]

When I can only communicate by a single line & an emoticon. :dunce

[Coldcache]

Man, the core problem with taunting an idiot is that they always repeat themselves and will burn out if too flustered

[Pub Lover]

wow your more boring than publover

Shit! Coldcache, I thought he had Knocked You Out with that one. Whoa.

[HickMan]

I like Boiling Point!

[MarioRPG]

So guys, I guess that Postal movie is coming out.

[Fathom Zero]

Is that Uwe Boll on Opie & Anthony? Sounds like him.

[Fathom Zero]

It's Max's birthday?

[Pub Lover]

It's Max's birthday?

Most years.

[Zomboid]

SHUTUP

Wesley Snipes fucking sucks. Hopefully this means no more blade movies :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[HickMan]

Rev. Al Sharpton will be sharing a cell with Wesley soon!

DEMOLITION MAN!
Sylvester Stallone: "Eugh rah goo goo ga eaup raw"
Wesley Snipes: "Blah Blah Blah Blah I'm a blond N-word"

[JediScum]

No, "Demolition Man" is a song by Grace Jones....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3HO6cLF44

You should know that, Gay Man

[Zomboid]

omg stfu OG THE CAVE MAN :lol

[executioneer]

it's a POLICE song you cunt

[HickMan]

I only know Grace Jones from her appearance on Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special. Jerk!

[HickMan]

:postcount

[JediScum]

So, Ellen Degeneres is going to marry Portia De Rossi?

Wow! I wish i were THAT gay

HAR DE HAR DE HAR and HAR!!!!!!
(my imitation of myself laughing so hard that I blow a snot)





Also, boobs.

[Pub Lover]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MCG/FPF1586~Three-s-a-Party-Posters.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Page break, Zomboid. Your 'shut up' has expired!

[Pub Lover]

T-Rex stop making threads, ok
Just chatroom them. Whatever happened to that rule? You milky custard.

[HickMan]

Nobody's posting in my brilliant Indiana Jones thread and it displeases me

CHECK IT OUT IN THE MOVIE FORUMS!

[HickMan]

if you're lookin for a good time!

[Pub Lover]

Oh well shit. On the internet custard isn't a yellow, slimey dessert but a compound insult.

Cusstard is a cussing retard. One who is retarded at cussing. :eek

I shall never use that word online again. >:

[Pub Lover]

Nobody's posting in my brilliant Indiana Jones thread and it displeases me

CHECK IT OUT IN THE MOVIE FORUMS!

Iread it. I like Teen Wolf 2.

I mean also.

[HickMan]

Teen Wolf Too is almost just as good

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/movedvalentines.jpg
Who moved Valentines day while I wasn't looking? >:

[Shrubfest]

They're trying to guilt trip you into buying chocolate....

[Zomboid]

The Mother 3/Earthbound 2 hack is sooo close to being finished :(

[MarioRPG]

Zomboid, we know, geez. :(

[Zomboid]

Mariorpg do you like nintendo?

[executioneer]

i gotta get a gba emulator set up so that i can be ready

[Zomboid]

Plus the ROM if you don't already have it.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm buying a flashcart kit so I can play it ALL THE TIME

[Guitar Woman]

if that works, which I hope hope hope it does :<

[Grislygus]

I really, really hate celebrity gossip bullshit, but I just can't help getting into it when Cannes rolls around.

Current favorite: Madonna openly comparing the pain of receiving criticism for adopting a third-world orphan to the pain of childbirth.


“Yes, it was painful and it was a big struggle and I didn’t understand it, but in the end I rationalised that when a woman goes through childbirth she suffers an enormous amount. I went through my own kind of birthing pains, with the press on my front doorstep accusing me of kidnapping a child or whatever they called it. But it has made me a stronger person so I can’t complain.”

[MarioRPG]

Mariorpg do you like nintendo?

yes zomboid I do! do you like to complain and argue?

[Zomboid]

Edit: I'm sorry, man. That was very rude of me. I insulted your profession and that is NOT COOL!

[Colonel Flagg]

Current favorite: Madonna openly comparing the pain of receiving criticism for adopting a third-world orphan to the pain of childbirth.

Oh, yes, they're exactly the same feeling. The physical agony of pushing a bowling ball out your anus vs. the emotional anxiety of getting some bad press.

Now, on second thought, ..... maybe they are the same. For her. :lol

[Shrubfest]

Sigh....I need mental stimulation...

and amusement

and a swift punch in the face.

or something.

[Fathom Zero]

School ended yesterday. I feel good. Well, as good as one can be.

[Shrubfest]

Thats always a good thing. Permanantly, or just a holiday?

[Fathom Zero]

Summer holiday. Most of my friends are graduating this year, however.

They'll still be here, but not at school with me. And my class is filled with assholes and suck-ups. BAH. I can do without my class. But I never really ever got along with people my age. Dunno why that is. Probably why I started posting here at the age of fourteen.

[Shrubfest]

Hmm...bums. School has to be the worst time of life. Everyone's just bitchy and uncomfortable with themselves.

How old does this make me seem? Christ. I like the scary age range in here, it shows our weirdness crosses all ages. Makes me feel proud. Hah.

[Shrubfest]

Man, school was awful. I feel sorry for you. A lot.

But I'm sure we'll still love you. Although, that won't help in the middle of history...
The thought is there...

I like the age range here! It shows being a weirdo covers all ages!

[Shrubfest]

Oops. Ah well.

[Fathom Zero]

That's perfectly acceptable in this thread. Though I personally don't care if anyone does it in any other thread, to be honest.

[WhiteRat]

A storm is a brewin' in my area. I can hear the thunder get closer and closer. Will someone e-hold me?

[Fathom Zero]

E-Held.

[Tadao]

My brother lives in Greely Colorado.

[Esuohlim]

The Mother 3/Earthbound 2 hack is sooo close to being finished :(

BIG TIME :eek HERE

I am looking forward to this more than anything right now :(

[Zomboid]

Same here. I check back every day that I can and it seems like lately they've been working like crazy because there's very little left: http://mother3.fobby.net/faqs/project-to-do-list/

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Zomboid]

Death Wish marathon on AMC :O

[Fathom Zero]

My life is complete. Thank you Zomboid.

[Zomboid]

No prob. I went on IMDB to see if one of the muggers was indeed Jeff Goldblum (yes) and apparently they're remaking it. That's just so wrong.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Christopher Guest was the officer that found his gun.

[HickMan]

Missing in Action I-III on AMC SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

[Fathom Zero]

3 days, 3 acres, 3000 men. The Great Outdoor Fight.

[bigtimecow]

i can't wait for that and the roast beef cards

[Fathom Zero]

It must suck to be like Jeffrey Jones' nephew or something.

[Pub Lover]

see if you can find a vinyl place for flies

i suggest a corpse dressed in 80s attire

...

[ElPila666]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3582/serioussz7.jpg

[Zomboid]

Man, I'm up in oil country and this time, I'm in a camp with wireless, but no cable. I think I prefer this :D

[HickMan]

Hey Zomboid remember the Anne Frank strategy? That was one of my favorite halo 3 moments...Let's reflect

[Zomboid]

That was one of my favorites as well.... and we almost came back to win after being down by like 20 :(

[bychance]

If they do mention "Xenu", tell 'em you LOVE that show because Lucy Lawless not only KICKED MAJOR ASS (for a girl), but she was also DAMN HOT (for a girl).

I am curious to see what the co$ feel about Xena, now that I think of it :confused: I'm not sure if they're homophobic, they probably are.

I much rather worship this

http://i26.tinypic.com/i78yt3.jpg


than this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Xenu_nip-tuck.jpg

[HickMan]

RIP BRAW

[pac-man]

I wouldn't worship either given the option. I was born a snakehandler, I'll die a snakehandler.

[Pub Lover]

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.

[Guitar Woman]

So I get to do a report on Jimi Hendrix for my US History credit, after writing about Watchmen and Nausicaa for my Literature credit.

This is pretty much the most awesome semester ever

[pac-man]

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.

:orgasm

[Sethomas]

Hey.

My computer at home is dead. I'm at work and on the clock right now.

Let me know if anything interesting happens, somehow.

[Pub Lover]

(5:54:45 PM) postlapsariaxx:areyou chojin
(5:54:56 PM) Microwaved Grape: uh, no?
(5:54:59 PM) Microwaved Grape: who is this
(5:55:01 PM) postlapsariaxx:kay!
(5:55:10 PM) postlapsariaxx:bye ^-^
(5:55:16 PM) Microwaved Grape: wait!
(5:55:21 PM) Microwaved Grape: you could be the love of my life!
(5:55:21 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(5:55:29 PM) Microwaved Grape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:tear


I assume that had something to do with this D:

Meet Lyndsey:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p118/wolves_1/IMG000092-1.jpg

Cute. :love

[Pub Lover]

How old is grade 12? :x

[Pub Lover]

Are Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians even allowed to reach the age of consent? Are they culled, or do they stop being like that after they get Liquidstatiked?

[Pub Lover]

The suggestion has been IMed to me that they congregate in places I am not. Such as outside. :(

[Pub Lover]

Which is absurd, as it's far too cold to hang around outside in Canada. :rolleyes


...unless that is how they die. :tear

[Asila]

They tend to hang around outside in cold weather wearing a suprisingly small amount of clothing, so I think it's somehow a triumph of Darwinism.

[Pub Lover]

I wanna use...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/worstcursersandseth.jpg

...as I...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/bestteachersandseth.jpg

[JediScum]

Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians?

Back in the day, we used to get 'em by gluing a piece of broccoli to the zipper of my pants. Then we'd yell, "OH MY! A big titted woman is pulling a Moosehead out her TINY panties...

Fuck it. The story doesn't even sound plausible

I'm gonna smoke a pack of cigarettes

[Pub Lover]

In a rational moment while typing his message, it dawned on JediScum that he fully deserved a long, and painful death. We know the feeling, JS. We also want you to die.

He actually does fit the profile of the antichrist, but I don't really believe in that stuff anyways.
T-azzdazzo, when you were raised as a Jehovah's Witness, did you get birthday presents? When I was seven I had to sit at the freak table with the freaks as I was and am a freak. One of the freaks was a JW by the name of Chris. He told me he didn't get Christmas or Birthday presents because of his close relationship with Jesus. I'd be a pretty nasty dad, but I don't think I could not give my child presents and blame Jesus for it. Well, maybe twice. But by the third year I would totally bet it wouldn't be so funny... OK, it totally would.

Is it cruelty to raise a child as a religion you're not?
I want a Hermetic Jew, a Witness for Jehovah, and... whatever crazy shit they believe in China.

I think I might be missing a step in my plan for raising children.

[Esuohlim]

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THIS SHIT

THANKS FOR NOT WAITING UNTIL I GOT BACK

ASSHOLES

[Pub Lover]

Funny thing, Tom. We did, Dick. Now shut up, Harry.

[Esuohlim]

Also don't post in any threads until I'm all caught up

I will do a ban if rules are broken :glare

[Pub Lover]

The people I care about, my education, keeping myself healthy, and also sex with beautiful girls :(

ALSO RELIGION :jesus

AND LYING ON THE INTERNET

If only I was a handsome 12 year old boy, I could be Esuohlim too. :tear

[nothing4buddha]

hay guys what'd i miss?

[Tadao]

JW's don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas or any holiday, with the exception of Passover. So, I didn't get bday presents, but I also didn't have to wait for my bday to get a bike.

[T-Rex]

Raising your children isn't something that you do. Raising your children is just making sure they don't die whilst living with you.

[Shrubfest]

I like this theory.
I could be a good mother someday if theories like this become mainstream.

Or I could just not bother.

[T-Rex]

Remember, accidents cause people. Use a condom.

[GADZOOKS]

and don't drink and drive, you might spill your
http://blogs.salon.com/0002486/images/chimpgun.GIF

faroutcollegehumor.net

[Seven Force]

i dont get it

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

are you gay

misdemonar you are the best poster here.

the BEST.

; D

You are the best, mcclain :<

Unlike misdemonar, who I tell that as a joke.

Hey Missy, how do crushed hopes taste? :(

[Misdemonar]

like grapes

[Pub Lover]

Are you gonna make hope wine, or are they sour?

[Misdemonar]

chojn is laughing right now whilst he pushes his face agaisent the monitor :(

[Shrubfest]

Is he leaving a sticky face imprint on it?

[Pub Lover]

Gus, I know why you're avoiding this thread. Don't worry, I forgive you.

Anyway, get your anime freak friend a six of Pabst & a VHS copy of the Tom & Jerry movie.

You can hand it to her while sliding across the hood of your car.

Yes, like a woman, I'll forgive you by continuing to mention your broken promises.

[Pub Lover]

Kudos to Geggy and Kybo Ren for putting all this out there, but I'm thinking/hoping this will fizzle out after Dubya leaves office... unless Grandpa McCain wins the Presidency.

They should win the Pulitzer Prize.

They give that for copy and pasting, right? :eek

[Guitar Woman]

I had a Black and Mild today.

That was different.

[Asila]

Ew?

[pac-man]

What was his name?

[pac-man]

They should win the Pulitzer Prize.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

[Grislygus]

Pub, why do I get the distinct feeling that an "I told you so" alongside the inevitable video clip won't be satisfying at all?

Your gift idea is probably the least shameful, though, I'll give you that

[Grislygus]

Okay, so, nothing of interest happening today. I'll contribute.



LOOKA WHAT I DONE DID
http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/th_StandingStones.jpg (http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/?action=view&current=StandingStones.jpg)

[Guitar Woman]

What was his name?
lol


It tasted like really, really bad coffee with nothing in it. I won't be doing that again, no

[pac-man]

Try the apple or vanilla, they're smoother.

[Tadao]

lol


It tasted like really, really bad coffee with nothing in it. I won't be doing that again, no

You wasted a Guinness.

[Pub Lover]

MILHOUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE A VIRGIN FOREVER UNLESS YOU STOP LISTENING TO FAGGY MUSIC

Mister S, was the talk about having a girlfriend back in 2006 a lie? :(

Was Terra right? :eek

[Pub Lover]

You wasted a Guinness.

I've wasted a Guinness before. It was sloshed into the glass by the idiot barkeep, making it mostly head. Everyone I was with were underage and I didn't want to get them kicked out for complaining. Serves me right for ordering a draft beer from a shithole college pub that usually only serves alchopops to minors.

[Esuohlim]

Mister S, was the talk about having a girlfriend back in 2006 a lie? :(

Was Terra right? :eek

NO AND NO

AND IT WAS LATE 2005 :picklehat

THE JESSICA ALBA STUFF FROM BEFORE THEN WAS REAL TOO

[corpexec44]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk130/corpexec44/Fashion.jpg


....but i actually got a little moist tonight :love

[Guitar Woman]

no, but you are on my ignore list!

[Esuohlim]

Uh

[Guitar Woman]

I like my post in this thread.

[corpexec44]

I'd like if you actually had the guts to post your ugly ass to be honest mock vet :\

[Misdemonar]

can I perform reproduction with you baby ;0

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/b76be529.jpg

[corpexec44]

Wow thanks for stepping up,sorry but no moisture for you for sure....Now please put me on ignore like you promised :\

[darkvare]

lol guitar woman is a dude i think????!!!

[executioneer]

would someone explain this thread to me, i'm at work and have images turned off for safetys sake

[darkvare]

a girl getting horny over the picture of another girl plain and simple mmmm.... lesbians

[executioneer]

well then it sounds like my safety measures were a good idea >:

[darkvare]

maybe but there are no bare boobies just something that could be in a clothing catalog :\

[Tadao]

I've wasted a Guinness before. It was sloshed into the glass by the idiot barkeep, making it mostly head. Everyone I was with were underage and I didn't want to get them kicked out for complaining. Serves me right for ordering a draft beer from a shithole college pub that usually only serves alchopops to minors.

Fucking crimes.

[pac-man]

There's no such thing as wasting Guinness.

[Tadao]

Make a black and tan with one, or even worse, an Irish car bomb.

[pac-man]

I stand corrected.

[pac-man]

Rosie O'Donnell ruined lesbians for me. *shudders*

[HickMan]

Guinness is amazing. Guinness head is the worst. GROSS! :x

[pac-man]

Guinness is amazing. Guinness head is the worst. GROSS! :x

Actually, toothy head is the worst with Guinness head coming in far second.

[Chojin]

i like how GW outsmarted that dyke in that other thread

[MetalMilitia]

Where is that picture of an Asian girl with a crudely photoshopped penis from the last time someone tried this thread.

Pub, I know you have it.

[Guitar Woman]

lol guitar woman is a dude i think????!!!
lol

[T-Rex]

I'm staying incredulous about the whole debate :(

[GADZOOKS]

Ok, kids, I don't like to strain myself with a lot of reading, and I'm sure you don't appreciate it too much either, so I'll keep this short and sweet.

That's mama guitar woman to you, mario :rolleyes :x :x :x :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

hi

[GADZOOKS]

So, do you have an RSS feed that alerts you whenever someone says your name.

Or are you Beetlejuice and I said it the third and fatal time. http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4629/beetlejuicele0.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

LOOKA WHAT I DONE DID
http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/th_StandingStones.jpg (http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/?action=view&current=StandingStones.jpg)

gayyyyyy

[Guitar Woman]

my favorite part was when Chojin made himself cry desiging that forum from scratch and then we never used it.

Also, chatroom thread?

[Pub Lover]

http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/th_StandingStones.jpg (http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/?action=view&current=StandingStones.jpg)

You did the heather well, but purple standing stones? Lay off the cocks.

[GADZOOKS]

Did you know that Stonehenge was originally designed to be an outhouse?

Find out more at inforwar.com/2tallycoolfacts

[Fathom Zero]

I had a dream that Seven Force came over to my house for a date.

I don't know why, but I assume this explains a bit about me.

[GADZOOKS]

Franklin Park Man Severly Burned After Lighting Marajuana Cigarette At Gas Station

I hope he was celebrating the gas prices being 4.20, woooooo

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Grislygus]

I never get to make anything pretty, you guys are just jerks

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/scan0011.jpg

THERE, ugly cartoonish neo-fauvism. Hope you're all happy that you crushed my Barbie Stonehenge Playhouse dreams

[Grislygus]

CHATROOM THIS SUCKER

[Pub Lover]

I had a dream that Seven Force came over to my house for a date.

I don't know why, but I assume this explains a bit about me.
I hope you didn't putout right away.
I never get to make anything pretty, you guys are just jerks
I said I liked the flowers. >:
Things I learned from reading a T-Rex thread


http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5891/pixelcx0.png

You certainly haven't learned to stop reading them. >:

Or to put them where they belong. :(

[bigtimecow]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=550433

hey join :(

[Fathom Zero]

http://punkmash.com/FreerangeMeatraiser/Freerange_Meatraiser-Muppage.mp3

[ElPila666]

whoa dude, that's sounds like Run DMC plus The Blues Brothers

[Fathom Zero]

Just for you, man.

[Guitar Woman]

So a friend of mine made up a game on Wikipedia where you start at a random article and have to get to the page on Adolph Hitler using only links found within the articles, and only using 7. The article you start at doesn't count as one, obviously. He made me start at ANAL SEX, from which I went to Western Civilization, Christianity, Judaism, The Holocaust, Nazi Germany, and ended at Hitler.

I am awesome. Let's all play this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Who

[Guitar Woman]

Aw, fuck, that's way too easy.

[Fathom Zero]

Easy.

The Who -> United Kingdom -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Van_Nhung -> Semi-automatic Firearms -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler.

[WhiteRat]

Got Hitler in 4 links : "USA, WW1 Great Depression and World War 2, Major Axis Powers, Hitler".

This game is actually pretty fun.

EDIT: I take it you can use less than 7?

[Guitar Woman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahj_Minniecon

It also gives the "Random Article" feature a purpose.

[Fathom Zero]

This is boring now.

[WhiteRat]

Nhung: November 1, World War 2, Axis Powers, Adolf Hitler

[Guitar Woman]

A better challenge would be to get to Anal Sex from any article.

[Fathom Zero]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahj_Minniecon

That guy -> striker -> manchester United -> england -> U.K. -> WWII -> Adolf Hitler.

[Pub Lover]

Once you use a page in a path, you can't use that page in a new path?

[Guitar Woman]

that'd mix it up a little.

Hitler's just way too easy, since every article about a country is going to be connected to a war involving the entire world.

[Guitar Woman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Caruso

1995 > Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints > Anal Sex

Is there nothing this website can't lead me to?

[GADZOOKS]

this game is stupid if you can use years.

[GADZOOKS]

this game is stupid if you can use years.

hey guys I can link sonic and knuckles to Kurt Cobain's suicide

LIVE AND LEARN

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Zomboid]

Hello Zomboid,

We at I-Mockery Forum would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

Omg, thank you guys :tear

[pac-man]

David Caruso > Actor > Harvey Fierstein

I quit there because that's like a synonym for anal sex.

[Tadao]

Hello Zomboid,

We at I-Mockery Forum would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

Omg, thank you guys :tear

Happy Birthday, I can't be seen being nice to you in your thread.

[T-Rex]

Man, Snickers kick ass. Peanuts, caramel, manly.

[executioneer]

actual snickering isn't quite as manly though

[T-Rex]

Yep. Snickering is what women and gay dudes do when talking about how straight guys like spaceships and stuff.

[pac-man]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/8/88/Snickers_wrapped.jpg/180px-Snickers_wrapped.jpg

[T-Rex]

I've seen those in the shops before. Incidentally, on a different isle to that of the crackers.

[MarioRPG]

I graduate from high school today!

[MetalMilitia]

I would like to subscribe to your mailing list, super mario rpg.

[T-Rex]

People are excited to leave school. Then after they do, they wish to go back because the world has crushed all of their dreams. Or so I'm told.

[T-Rex]

You know how wikipedia works. You look up something interesting like F-18 Hornets and an hour your reading about midgets. Well this time I ended up reading about Obama. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. I wouldn't vote for him because Obama is too close to Osama, Hussein is too close to Hussein. And Barack is too close to Baraka. That's a combo of three totally bad dudes.

http://www.mortalkombatwarehouse.com/mka/baraka/cutout.png

+

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/12/13e_saddam_narrowweb__300x398,0.jpg

+

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070104/070104_osama_vlrg_8a.widec.jpg

=

http://johnstodderinexile.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/barack-obama.jpg

:(

[liquidstatik]

DUDDE I DONT THINK ANYONES POINTED THAT OUT BEFORE

[liquidstatik]

OH FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK

[liquidstatik]

i'm not votin for him cause he's a colored

[HickMan]

Since I'm a soldier my vote really is the only one that counts and I'm taking a tip from Mexico and voting for Batman.

[Pub Lover]

I wouldn't vote for... ...Obama
You're also British, so you get to shut up about it. >:
Have you guys heard of that Fifty Cent fellow?

http://www.mychemicaltoilet.com/piftydent.jpg

I hear he plays a mean polka.

Oh shit, now they're tagteaming. :x

[Pub Lover]

i like howl's moving castle :o
You like that fucking movie? Or you like fucking the fans of the movie?
I was finally talked into watching Lost about a month ago and it really isn't bad. I'm beginning to think that it's one of those shows where it's considered cool to say you hate it (on the internet at least, nobody I know personally hates it).

Unless of course it sucks now. I only watched the first two seasons so far :x

You watched it on DVD? Without a week of network hype between each episode? I concede that might make it seem less pointless.

[liquidstatik]

i like both pub what about it >:

[Grislygus]

My cousin actually owns Howl's moving castle, she's trying to get me to watch it. Then I will "get it" and therefore give a better gift. Apparently.

[Grislygus]

I dunno why she couldn't just give me a damn recommendation, she likes exactly the same shit >:

[Kybo Ren]

I don't know what Obama's like, so I just assume he's exactly like Tom on Boondocks.

[Grislygus]

If that's true, then he's beholden to SPR