I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[kellychaos]

As an american, I demand truth in advertising! >:

[thebiggameover]

yeah! when i got hit by a 70's ford truck, i ate shit off my bike and they had to call a fire truck and everything!!!!

[AChimp]

I saw a guy get hit by a car while I was on the bus to university one morning. He was running across the street to catch my bus, and went straight through traffic. A car hit him, and he jumped up and basically planted his ass right through the windshield. The car had been slamming on it's brakes, so the guy wasn't hit too hard because he pried himself out of the window and then got on my bus.

Everyone was just silent, and the driver of the car was already out of his car looking around in disbelief. The bus driver had already radioed for an ambulance and the police. Eventually a guy in some kind of uniform came on the bus and told the guy who was hit to get off. He got off and my bus drove off.

End of story. :(

[Mike P]

Now that's what I call a "getting hit by a car" story. Because it's about someone getting hit by a car.

[kellychaos]

What to look for in a good "gettin hit by a car story":

blood (lots plz)
lacerations and broken bones
car damage
shittin one's self
reaction of onlookers
reaction of emergency response workers

feel free to add to the list as you see fit

[Marc Summers]

Sorry for misleading you...I was just so pissed yesterday I lacked good judgement...maybe I should've put it in the "you had to be there" thread...:/

[Dole]

About a year ago I saw a guy in the middle of town run straight out in front of a bus and get smacked really fucking hard with an incredibly sickening CRACK, smashed the bus windscreen, flew about 20 ft in the air, hit the ground hard and rolled about ten feet, stopping right in front of me, with ALL his limbs facing the wrong way. I had to call the ambulance, he didnt die or even lose conciousness but was majorly fucked up. Freaked the fuck out of me, and made me realise how careless I was crossing roads, especially wearing a walkman all the time. I am insanely cautious now. have seen 3 more people get run over in brighton since then too.

[Comrade Rocket]

i actually found out that my grandparents hit someone with there car before i was born. they killed him

[Sethomas]

"LOOK RIGHT".

[kahljorn]

I never decided if i liked that movie or hated that movie, sethomas.

[Guitar Woman]

I just found out what tceles B hsuP means it means Push B select wow I'm pretty smart to have figured that out all by myself and everything huh

[kellychaos]

About a year ago I saw a guy in the middle of town run straight out in front of a bus and get smacked really fucking hard with an incredibly sickening CRACK, smashed the bus windscreen, flew about 20 ft in the air, hit the ground hard and rolled about ten feet, stopping right in front of me, with ALL his limbs facing the wrong way. I had to call the ambulance, he didnt die or even lose conciousness but was majorly fucked up. Freaked the fuck out of me, and made me realise how careless I was crossing roads, especially wearing a walkman all the time. I am insanely cautious now. have seen 3 more people get run over in brighton since then too.

This ... THIS! ... is what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[bigtimecow]

HELLO :D

[Guitar Woman]

WHERE IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD DOES IT SAY "THE 'INTRODUCE YOURSELF THREAD' NOOBS START HERE"? NOWHERE I SAY >:

[pjalne]

He's not new, it's bigtimecow back from the banned.

[bigtimecow]

i like that, "back from the banned."

hello good sirs

[Guitar Woman]

Oh well then hi :D

[Lord Blazer]

Hai guyz whats going on in this thread

[Comrade Rocket]

GET YOUR /B/-TARDISMS OUTTA HERE

[jeneva]

Great story.... this could be turned into a movie. hehe

[bigtimecow]

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WHAT?!

[Sam]

GET YOUR /B/-TARDISMS OUTTA HERE

I totally get that. :(

[bigtimecow]

lierrrrrrr

[Mad Melvin]

I saw an old lady being hit by a car maybe two years ago. She was crossing the street and this guy who was obviously drunk smashed her. She flew a few meters and her head hit the asphalt. She died before the ambulance got there.

[tub_girl]

BWHAHAHAHA.

Obviously wasn't driving fast enough.

Maybe you'll die next time. :)

[Mad Melvin]

hey tub-girl asl

[Comrade Rocket]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/IMG_0040.jpg

THE M IS FOR MYSPACE

[kellychaos]

Hi Tubby! :)

[Sethomas]

I wasn't talking about a movie, I was talking about the streets of London that were probably portrayed in some movie. They're labeled "LOOK RIGHT" because all the tourists instinctively look left and get hit by drivers.

[Guitar Woman]

Now all you need is a high-pitched voice and a ridiculous italian accent :o

[bigtimecow]

and a castle and a princess and a brother and a mushroom and a little dude with the other name for a frog and some coins and a star and some fire and some eating plants and some ron jeremy and some pipes and some ? blocks and a LIFE

[Sam]

Now all you need is a high-pitched voice and a ridiculous italian accent :o

He already has one. :/

[Guitar Woman]

This thread sucks >:

[Sethomas]

Sing, cuccu, nu. Sing, cuccu.
Sing, cuccu. Sing, cuccu, nu.

Summer is i-cumen in
Lhude sing, cuccu!
Groweth sed and bloweth med
And springth the wude nu.
Sing, cuccu!

Awe bleteth after lomb,
Lhouth after calve cu,
Bulle sterteth, bucke verteth
Murie sing, cuccu!

Cuccu, cuccu
Wel singes thu, cuccu.
Ne swik thu naver nu!

[Big McLargehuge]

HAPPY B-DAY

[Sethomas]

I've been 21 for months, but thank you!

Unless I'm missing something :(

I mean, FUCK BIRTHDAYS.

[bigtimecow]

i can't even star in a porno until february!

[Pub Lover]

NOW I HAVE A 4-DIGIT POST COUNT AND IDIOTS WILL THINK I'M COOL
Hey Baby! :love

[Guitar Woman]

Hay pub :D

[fungusamongus]

i want an achewood avatar too :(

[Guitar Woman]

You don't deserve an achewood avatar >:

[Pub Lover]

Hay pub :D
Hey Lady. :)

[Pub Lover]

i want an achewood avatar too :(
Me too, the problem is I suck at editing so I can't get it to look like Ninjavenom's & Guitar Woman's. :(

I supposed it would involve inverting the colour, but then I can't fix the hair from white & keep the lines looking right. :(

[Pub Lover]

You don't deserve an achewood avatar >:
Yeah, & I've already napped Milklin. :eek

Milklin is the worst character Onstad has ever come up with. :(

Mainly because I identify with him more than RelationshipBeef.

[Pub Lover]

Hay pub :D
How are you doing?

I took the free goofballs yesterday, & today I have the withdrawel, & it's the crazy annoying. :(

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't played KoL in a long time because of school :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.foalcats.org.uk/Lilies%20kill%20cats.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Oops that sucked mabye I should have waited for pub to make the page break
oh well I guess I'll change it to something different :(

EDIT: Fixed. Now you can all be depressed as hell. >:

[Chojin]

I don't let my cats go outside after 3 of them died from it :<

[Sethomas]

I grew up in the country. We go through cats like water filters.

[The Retro Kat]

KITTIES!!1!1! awww

[Sethomas]

Man, at 5 in the morning I suck at similes.

[The Retro Kat]

Happens to the best of us, babe.

[The Retro Kat]

I always feel safe with Chojin's avatar.

[Guitar Woman]

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

I HAVE 175 DOLLARS TO BLOW

TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCKING NOW >:

[The Retro Kat]

3 day long booze, drug, and sex binge?

[Guitar Woman]

man if i had a quarter for every time i did that I'd have about 5 cents

[ItalianStereotype]

GIB ME YO MONEY

[Guitar Woman]

man what the fuck is wrong with me today i should have known better to ask you jerks what to do with money

[Guitar Woman]

i need my fucking coffee machine working
i'm just not right without it

[Sethomas]

Well then, you could start by buying a french press. Those are manifestly superior.

[Guitar Woman]

wait a minute

http://www.itrc.ucf.edu/conferences/fetc2004/images/thinking.jpg
hmm

http://www.wesleyf.com/photos/Year4/Wesley%20month%2042-Thinking%20Boy%2001l.JPG
hmmmmm

http://www.the-light.com/mens/public/ponder.jpg
hmmmmmmmmmmm



OMG! :eek

I SHOULD BUY A NEW COFFEE MACHINE! :eek

[ItalianStereotype]

I JUST TOLD YOU TO GIB ME YO MONEY

[Guitar Woman]

fuck you for posting right then seth >:

[ItalianStereotype]

HEY GITTAR WOMAN

[Guitar Woman]

HEY ITALIAN STERIOTYPE HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU

[ItalianStereotype]

LOT BETAR IF YOU GIB ME YO MONEY

[The Retro Kat]

SNAP

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[Guitar Woman]

it'll be page break time in two posts
we gotta think of a picture you guys

[The Retro Kat]

Only one chance now.

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[bigtimecow]

IT'S MILKLIN

BLAH BLAH BLAH

KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN RELIGION!

[Guitar Woman]

PUB YOU BASTARD
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR THE PAGE BRAK IMAGE >:

[Guitar Woman]

AND THE REST OF WILLIE'S SITE FOR THAT MATTER >:

[Marc Summers]

I haven't posted here for a while...
Sorry.

Sorry if I have angered you either by a period of non-postery or by the existance of this post. Sorry :/

OH BTW HEY GUYS :3

[Guitar Woman]

Why not at all Marc, we are always glad to have you around!

[The Retro Kat]

tHISI fuckning pal;ce

[Pub Lover]

PUB YOU BASTARD
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR THE PAGE BRAK IMAGE >:
I love you. :sigh

[Esuohlim]

I GUESS ONCE YOU REACH 8000+ POSTS YOU RUN OUT OF POSTS TO MAKE :(

[Esuohlim]

I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:

[The Retro Kat]

You fucking slacker.

[MetalMilitia]

buzz lightyear dog

http://spoiledrottendoggies.com/BuzzLightyear.jpg (http://spoiledrottendoggies.com/costumes.htm)

[Pub Lover]

I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:
I thought you had a ladyfriend now.

[The Retro Kat]

We're really slacking in the posts department, lately.

[Sethomas]

Come on guys, let's bust out the A-Game for Retro Cat! He deserves it!

[HickMan]

post

[bigtimecow]

WTF HAPPENED TO F-CK YOU B-ITCH?!?!!

i used to check that site everyday and one day they stopped doing updates other than the comic and now i check the comic and it hasn't been updated either WTF

[Esuohlim]

I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:
I thought you had a ladyfriend now.

I do and this is what happened to Noob3 and CaptainBubba oh no :(

[Esuohlim]

That bitch is making me not crave internets >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Thats what happens when you can get naked lady for free and in person ;(

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim, don't worry about it, the internet will still be here when she dumps you, & if it isn't, I'm sure we can get Al Gore to reinvent it for us. :)

[Pub Lover]

lol
Hey! I was going to say that! :(



:rolleyes


:cumguzzle


:reference

[Guitar Woman]

:pub'sajerk>:

[Pub Lover]

I was just trying to attract your attention & there are already enough 'Guitar Woman!' threads that you ignore me in. :(

[Pub Lover]

P.S. I'm sorry. :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/achewood.gif

[Pub Lover]

I really like that panel. It's from when I was reading that crazy Achewood fan forum & they all went mad with the gushing love for Onstad. :lol

Speaking of Achewood, today's strip with Pat calling the radio station gives Fungusmongus an avatar if he wants it. Sure he can't have a regular character, but he can have the radio itself. :)

[Guitar Woman]

There should be more of Lyle in the strip :lol (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12272001)
I also hope they bring back Ultra Peanut, she's awesome :(

[Pub Lover]

Ultra Peanut is rude & mean... Oh Wait! :pub'sajerk

There are only so many ways you can use a drunk tiger hitting people, but I agree that Onstad should think of some more.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11112002
:lol

[Pub Lover]

Philippe is so sweet, & Ultra Peanut is so mean. :(

This is eactly why AChimp hasn't got a girlfriend. >:

[Guitar Woman]

At least she's mean in a good way, unlike Pat. >:

That one about his bumper stickers was hilarious though :lol

[Guitar Woman]

"If this car's a-rockin, then barbers have no doubt broken into it to commit lewd acts" :lol

[Pub Lover]

I'm surprised that Pat would put stickers on his car, as they no doubt ruin the finish with the non-vegan glue. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

There are only so many ways you can use a drunk tiger hitting people, but I agree that Onstad should think of some more.
Wait, Lyle's a tiger?
:(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I was surprised when I found out as well.

[Sethomas]

I'm still in denial, personally.

[Rongi]

hey

[Esuohlim]

SHE LET ME TOUCH HER VAGINA TONIGHT GUYS HOLY CRAP :(( :(:(:( :(:(:( :((:(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Esuohlim, I don't want to lay a heavy trip on you or anything, but you're going to hell. :eek

[Marc Summers]

Why did you type out the frowny faces manually instead of rapidly clicking it...it doesn't make sense...I have a headache...maybe I should sleep...

OH BTW







NOTHING >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit, my head hurts I'm logging into all the wrong accounts. :(

[Esuohlim]

omg

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry, I'll already be there to welcome you. :(

...I'll be in the virgin suicide section.

[Sethomas]

I hear that's a problem in New Zealand. :(

[Pub Lover]

We're very melodramatic here.

[Chojin]

weren't you getting deported?

[Pub Lover]

I think it was back in August 2004 that I mentioned that to you, & thanks to New Zealand's incompetent bureaucrats I am still waiting for a final decision. Sure I muddy the matter by constantly submitting variously almost off-topic forms to them, but I'm a selfish jerk like that.

[sadie]

is it a visa thing?

[Sethomas]

It's everywhere you want to be :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://darkscale.freeserverhost.com/Samus.JPG

[Guitar Woman]

BTW guess what game I just beat for the first time ever >:

[sadie]

solitaire?

[Pub Lover]

is it a visa thing?
Yeah. If I had money or qualifications, I wouldn't be having a problem.

[Guitar Woman]

solitaire?
No it was Metroid Prime 2 >:

[Guitar Woman]

And since when does Samus look like that horny teacher chick from FF8 >:

[Wigwam]

since >:

[HickMan]

This thread really sucks

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah :(

[Pub Lover]

This thread really sucks
What are you gonna do about it? >:

[Emu]

I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

[Anonymous]

Maybe Frank likes Sting and your and idiot for bringing it up. :)

[Emu]

Hey, weren't you banned? I think you were.

[Anonymous]

I came back to say Hi to Rongi :) Not much else :/ I figured I'm a ghost and this is the best section for me >: asshat

[soundtest]

Welcome back! :)

[sadie]

hi, fartin!

[Pub Lover]

I hate Sting. >:
I don't like most of Sting's solo stuff much, but I do like The Police. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hello Fartin! :)

It's not really Fartin, I just miss him so much that I made a Fartin character. ;)

[Esuohlim]

I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

I was close to buying this yesterday and I bought Lumpy Gravy instead because it was cheaper >:

I NEED TO KEEP Y'ALL UP TO DATE since Apostrophe I also bought Joe's Garage, STFU and play ur guitar, and Shake Yerbooty. :(

Joe's Garage is the best 25 bucks I've ever spent in my life. >:

[ScruU2wice]

the best 25 bucks I spent was on a hair cut I got when my hair was long and annoying. It's called maximizing potential...

[Emu]

I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

I was close to buying this yesterday and I bought Lumpy Gravy instead because it was cheaper >:

I NEED TO KEEP Y'ALL UP TO DATE since Apostrophe I also bought Joe's Garage, STFU and play ur guitar, and Shake Yerbooty. :(

Joe's Garage is the best 25 bucks I've ever spent in my life. >:

BWTHW is great, and the one Sting song isn't too bad, really. :(

Sheik Yerbouti is his best one out of all the one I've heard so far :D

[Sethomas]

I think the best $25 (euro, actually) I spent was a glass of Dom Perignon at Café de Flore in Paris. It really is drinking stars.

[Rongi]

did anybody buy the talking heads box set?

[Sam]

If i get into Mockwars and I get to fight Guitar Woman, it's all going to be my Guitar Woman bleeding vagina ghost and talking in caps. Probably. :/

[FartinMowler]

Hi guy's Ya i'm back for a little while :) I like the Mock wars thing...seems like the site is picking up again :/

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Esuohlim]

did anybody buy the talking heads box set?

No because I have all the albums but if it's NEW stuff then I will eventually I mean calm down geez >:

[Pub Lover]

What music does your woman like?

[Esuohlim]

Crap like Green Day and Yellowcard and The Killers and Foo Fighters and Weezer and U2 and Maroon 5 and I hate them all :(

[Pub Lover]

Well, what can you do? :(

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Pub Lover]

It could be worse, she could be a fat, ugly, internet blowhard with intimacy issues.

[Emu]

why's she listening to that shit? does she leave the radio on all day?

[Big McLargehuge]

Seriously Milhouse i figured your bar was low, but Yellowcard?

[The Retro Kat]

WATS RONG WIT THOSE BANDS, THEIR LIEK, MUY FAV?!1/

[Guitar Woman]

HAY GUYS :eek

[Johnny Couth]

Crap like Green Day and Yellowcard and The Killers and Foo Fighters and Weezer and U2 and Maroon 5 and I hate them all :(

It's your duty to get her into good music.

Maroon 5 = Vomit on the rocks.

[ziggytrix]

U2 is awesome, I don't care what any of you music fags say.

The Joshua Tree would be in my top 25 albums ever, if I were a big enough douchebag to sit down and list out my top 25 albums ever. >:

[The Retro Kat]

I really really like them from Achtung Baby and earlier. Achtung Baby is one of my favorites cause "Mysterious Ways" kicks ass.

[Johnny Couth]

I really like Dispatch, I think they make good music. The General is a good song, I think it sounds nice.

[Guitar Woman]

Keep it in the music forum

[Guitar Woman]

FAGS

[ScruU2wice]

you mean like the british cigarettes or as in the people who can't get married

[Guitar Woman]

I mean like the assholes who are trying to put this thread where I won't find it (the music forum) >:

[Sethomas]

Dispatch sucks. Just like androgenous people.

Now. Let's talk about, umm, food.

[Johnny Couth]

I like french fries.

[Guitar Woman]

Cold leftover spaghetti is the best tasting shit ever

[Johnny Couth]

Cold foods are gross.

[Guitar Woman]

No, they kick ass. Now put your stuff in the fridge or piss off and die >:

[Johnny Couth]

I sold my fridge to buy Crystal Meth, what a stupid decision.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/achewood2.gif

[The Retro Kat]

You all should be thanking me for inventing crystal meth.

[Pub Lover]

HAY GUYS :eek

Last edited by Guitar Woman on Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:00 pm; edited 2 times in total
Did anyone catch what she said before the edits? I'm interested because it's usually funnier than the end message, like that time she called MLE fat.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't even remember what I said :(

Also chojin edited my post :(

[Guitar Woman]

Oh wait I said we should all invert our avatar's colors, but that's a stupid idea >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey Guitar Woman. :)

The music discussion was the best thing that has happened to this thread in weeks, sure it sort of excludes you, but it's not as if we're talking about how much Pulp Fiction rocked, because then we would outright tell you to fuck off.

I like you, but your hostility to everybody is starting to look a little forced. Lighten up a bit, & save the venom for the Mock Wars.

As for Fartin, he can be alright, however he just doesn't know when to stop. You don't have to like him, but at least be mad at him for the really stupid stuff he's done. Like Glowbelly, she really hates Fartin, with good reason.

Oh, & how are you doing on KoL? I've got some junk I'm not using if you need it.

[Guitar Woman]

Sorry about being such a venomous bitch, but I'm pissed off at my retarded roommates right now. I mean, here I am, trying to get my bachelor's degree, and they're bitching at me about how I don't pull my weight around the house.
I think I'll leave and make them starve for lack of my great cooking. >:

[Guitar Woman]

And I haven't played KoL seriously lately because of all the lag.
I joined their forums though :o

[Dixie]

http://www.midol.com/EspeciallyForYou/Sweepstakes/CompleteMakeover2004/images/midol_landing.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

STRESS STINKS, MIDOL WORKS!

[Sethomas]

Venus de Midol

http://scavhunt.uchicago.edu/photoalbum/album12/PICT0031.thumb.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I had to get AIM so Italian Stereotype would think I'm cool.

Someone talk to me. :(

[Sam]

Well that didn't last long. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I forgot I'm shy when it comes to realtime conversations :(

[Sam]

EDIT JERK

[Guitar Woman]

YEAH ABOUT 2 MINUTES BEFORE YOU POSTED :rolleyes

[Sam]

YOU EDITED SO MY AWSOME INSULT WAS UNEFFECTIVE AND ALSO NON-SENSE MAKING >:

[Guitar Woman]

YEAH BUT I EDITED BEFORE YOU POSTED SAID INSULT SO YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO STOP YOURSELF

[Sam]

I suck at realtime conversations :(

AND I WROTE

Yeah and those aren't the only ones. :rolleyesandburnedandzingandrimshotandallkindsofhu morouspunchlinehumor

[Guitar Woman]

You win this round Sam >:

[Guitar Woman]

lol (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/Metroid/Archive/Metroid250.jpg)

[Sethomas]

I'm here to rock and roll. My being in this page elevates the rock factor by multiple powers of ten.

[Guitar Woman]

ROCK AND ROLL :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock

[Marc Summers]

I'm here to rock and roll. My being in this page elevates the rock factor by multiple powers of ten.

Wow MULTIPLE :o

[Pub Lover]

I had to get AIM so Italian Stereotype would think I'm cool.
Damn, now I have to start using AIM again. :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/achewood4.gif

[Pub Lover]

I had to get AIM so Italian Stereotype would think I'm cool.
Damn, now I have to start using AIM again. :(
Because I want to talk to you & stuff. :(

[Guitar Woman]

You won't be able to, I fucking hate AIM and will never use it again.
IS, if you want to talk to me you can jolly well get YIM, it's better anyway.

[MLE]

yahoo may be better -i wouldn't know, but just about everyone uses AIM, including chojin and myself.

[ziggytrix]

ICQ was the best, best everyone did indeed use aim, and i switched... and eventually the years went by and i forgot my old ICQ number, and in my mournful rage i burned all my IMs.

[ziggytrix]

that's a true story, too.

[Guitar Woman]

Yay MLE's here!

[The Retro Kat]

Boredom sucks. Arrid works.

[ScruU2wice]

hey dude we saw weatherman last night.

[The Retro Kat]

hey dude how was that?

[The Retro Kat]

Remember when everyone used to come here and pages went by like paper in the wind. Those were the good ol days. I miss those days.

[Yggdrasill]

I'll start posting here. :(

[The Retro Kat]

You don't get it :(

[The Retro Kat]

Looks aside, I like it here...let's get this thread hoppin' again guys, just like the mock war forum days.

[Guitar Woman]

Our goal was to get 500 pages before it died.

[ziggytrix]

oh wow, almost there! :)

[The Retro Kat]

Post Party!!!

http://www.swinginout.ca/guys.gif

[The Retro Kat]

Keep the Funk Alive!

http://www.utopia-asia.com/spec/ua03/extreme.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

NEVAR STOP DANCING!!!1!!

http://www.ballroomdancecompany.com/photos/EurogamesHannover2001_MaleCoupleBlueLtn.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

YOYOYO KEEP IT GOIN!!1

http://www.crushkill.com/archives/rave_evolve2.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

IT'S A DANCE, DANCE REVOLUTION!!!1!

http://www.paulandelizabeth.com/framed/images/islandnight/men.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

YOU CAN NEVAR STOP IT, IT'S UNSTOPPABLE!!11!

http://www.godtalk.org/photos/2000-3fall/000910-luau/guys_dancing2.jpg

[MLE]

at least you're not acting like that in the mock wars thread or you'd be last in the conga line for my vote.

[The Retro Kat]

I feel there is a place and time for everything.

[The Retro Kat]

This is just me having fun.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/mr_six_old_guy_lg.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

FEEL THE LONLINESS!!

http://www.engagefurman.com/images/old%20man%20dance.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/fuckposters.jpg

...I'm bored as shit.

[Pub Lover]

You won't be able to, I fucking hate AIM and will never use it again.
Pub, if you want to talk to me you can jolly well get YIM, it's better anyway.
Yeah, but you refuse to talk to me on YIM as well. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Burnage.

[Pub Lover]

Hey, if I turn gay, can I get a sympathy-fuck from you, Retro?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, but you refuse to talk to me on YIM as well. :(
That's cuz I'm never on any of my IMs :(

[The Retro Kat]

Quite possibly, Pub, quite possibly.

[Sam]

I should really post in this thread more. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Balls, I'm bored as hell.

[Big McLargehuge]

I don't have atitle :0

[Sam]

BigMcLargeHuge was desperate to talk to me but I told him no becasue I'm watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker.

He cried and ran away.

What a queer. :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

OMG I KNO RITE?

[Big McLargehuge]

Sam, i am not your friend anymore >:

[Sam]

i was just using you for the sex anyway. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Well jokes on you, i am really bad in the sack >:

[Sam]

BUT YOU'RE GOOD ON THE FLOOR! :ZING

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey Ohhhh, i think i lost >:

[Sam]

Baby, anyone who has been with "The Saminator" is a winner. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

can i be your friend again?

[Sam]

How can I possibly deny you the one thing in your life that will make your sad pathetic existance worth living?

[Big McLargehuge]

you where whistling a different tune last night, you remember what you said my "one thing" was then?

[Sam]

Pleasing me sexually? :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Just a few more posts guys we can do it :eek

[Sethomas]

I'd be more amused if this thread suffered a crisis of identity and everyone mutually ignored it. But I'd also be sad. Life's so chantepleur.

[MLE]

GW, you could talk to me if you went back on AIM :<

[Chojin]

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[MLE]

THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER :O

[The Retro Kat]

CELEBRATION!!!

http://www.gayshamesf.org/hot%20pink%20riot/mattilda.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus chojin yoru supposed to post a pic for the page break I mean wtf :rolleyes