I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.sfxboys.com/images/BroGregBoat2.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

This piece is entitled "Jarv on Summer Holiday".

[Kitsa]

This deadbeat Greg fucker probably gave this collection agency my cell # just by making it up or something.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzsBsNJKl8

[Kitsa]

I think a lot of walmart customers need to be chased down and beaten into submission with nail-studded baseball bats.

[Fathom Zero]

One of my principals said today "I can't tell which is worse, a public high school or Wal Mart."

[Tadao]

Walmart should start their own high school

[Fathom Zero]

DUDE YOU'RE AT WALMART HIGH.

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/12/04/screencap70.png

[WhiteRat]

arousing

[Tadao]

Someone is gonna get a kiss :o

[WhiteRat]

It's going to be me and I won't take no for an answer.

[Kitsa]

I was asked to do a gallery show

I'm scared

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to see Stella(stand-up) tomorrow in Ohio. Going to be good.

[Esuohlim]

hat this thread

[liquidstatik]

..

[Kitsa]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS

TIME FOR A SOULCRUSHER RETORT SIR

PREFERABLY IN CAPS

[Esuohlim]

NOW WE'RE POSTING IN THE CHAT ROOM THREAD CORRECTLY :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

[insert image - boner.jpg]

[Tadao]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z35/mudmaninfi/transit.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[Esuohlim]

LIQUID KEPT ANY JOBS LATELY >:

[Esuohlim]

YEAH THOUGHT SO >:

[Esuohlim]

>:

[Kitsa]

you went through the effort of the spoiler tag for that?

[Sam]

hate ya'll

[Esuohlim]

jesus christ kitsa >:

[Kitsa]

thanks for helping me meet the quota milhouse *huggles*

[Sam]

ugh

[Misdemonar]

hate you niggahs

[Kitsa]

I want to bake you all cookies.

[Misdemonar]

I WOULDNT EAT COOKIES TOUCHED BY YOUR NIGG*ER HANDS!

[Kitsa]

who said I was making them with my hands?

wocka wocka wocka

[Misdemonar]

I WOULD NEVER EAT COOKIES TOUCHED BY YOUR NIGG*ER COCK!

[Kitsa]

oh, you.

[Asila]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NIGG*ER COCK COOKIES

[pac-man]

What do they say?

[Kitsa]

they're fucking delicious, that's what they say

hey asila

we're supposed to be interchangable

[Asila]

DAMN WOMAN THAT'S WHAT I HEARD FUCKING USE CAPS MORE

AND THEY'RE MADE BY KITSA, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

[pac-man]

THEY'RE MADE BY KITSA, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

they're fucking delicious, that's what they say


Both true

...or so I'm told.

[Guitar Woman]

I'd know the difference between an Asila post and a Kitsa post. :(

[Misdemonar]

THIS IS A SUCKFEST I'M OUTTA HERE


SEE YOU SUCKKKKKEEERRRRRRSSSSSS

[pac-man]

If he's going I'm going.

[Asila]

CHATROOM JETTISON

EVERYBODY RUUUUUN

[MetalMilitia]

I'm going too!

[MetalMilitia]

ha! you thought I was gone you ignorant fucks!!!

I don't know what's worse - your ignorance or your fuck-ness!

[MetalMilitia]

Now I'm banned.

[MetalMilitia]

Tune in next week for a live action recreation of the rise and fall of Guitar Woman.


She turns out to be a dude.

[Sam]

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE?

[Sam]

FUCKING IGNORANTS THINKING I WAS GONE.

[Sam]

DEAR FUCKS WHO THOUGHT I WAS GONE,

YOU'RE IGNORANT.

[pac-man]

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE BUT I'M BACK

[Neen]

I GONE I'M WAS BUT THOUGHT BACK YOU

[executioneer]

BACK IN BLACK, HIT THE SACK

[Asila]

DAMNIT SAM YOU BROUGHT NEEN BACK

IGNORANT

[Ploxtrot]

HEY GUYS I'M BACK TOO

[liquidstatik]

..

[awesome bill]

i agree

[Misdemonar]

LIQUIDSTATIK I LOVE YOU TOO SHUTUP AND KISS ME

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

I wanna kiss you all over.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

I still look asian in my photos, now I just embrace it and pose. CHING CHONG CHING CHONG


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/l_fd2cdca5663b45f3b123675dccfae795.jpg

"Chinese Girl gone SHOOOOOPING"
Do they let dudes marry in yer state, Boy. :love

I'd know the difference between an Asila post and a Kitsa post. :(

Could you post after each of them and say their name, because then I might start to see the differnces. :x


Haha, I kid, but they can both go to hel.. ;)

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

That isn't a font size. :rolleyes

you can't get paased 20, I think. :(

[Pub Lover]

SEVEN?

TEN?

bullshit, i say. >:

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Liquidstatik. :)

Now you're 21 you can get all the booze you want, and that'll help now that you've totally greyed out the "I forgot how old I am" excuse with the girls. ;)

[Tadao]

Dear LS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

[Pub Lover]

If I was a mod all I would do is label youtube links and be ranty about doing it.

I don't need that. >:

DON'T MAKE PUB A MOD! :eek

[Tadao]

I labeled it.

[Pub Lover]

I guess you labeled it with yer dick, and that's why I can't see it. >:

So i'm playing neverwinter nights, AGAIN, and also writing some stand-up comedy, in case i ever accidentally go to Lake Geneva, WI.

How many people here tonight have named their first born "Gary"?
Two people... not bad. OK, how many of those are girls? The same hands went up! Unbelieveable!

Seriously though... You should name a girl GYGAX! It just sounds spooky, right? Sure, she'll be a virgin until she's 35, but that's what Dad's want, right?

Uuuuuuggggghhh (cough), so anyway, speaking of not having sex, I started building a Monk character just a couple days ago...

(crickets chirp)

A monk who was multiclassed.

I wanted versatile kick-assery.

So i multiclassed him with a Wizard.

(Chuckles, claps and a couple of boos)

I'm sorry sir, what did you say?

(Yer mother's a wizard... on my face!! [followed by imbelic laughter])

Rigghhhhhhtttt!!! I think you need to put some more points into yer Heckler skill, sir. Either that or you should ask yer Dungeon Master to re-roll the percentile dice for yer mother to not sit down on yer Dad's dick while he's jerking off.

I did say it was great to be here, didn't I?
So yeah, i went for a Monk/Wizard combo.... but here's the punchline. I took the skills i needed to became an Arcane Archer (Race:Elf, Attack bonus +6, Weapon focus: Long bow, Never leave yer Mom's attic:affirmitive)

and after 8th level I didn't get the Arcane Archer option!!!!

I guess ya just gotta be a Fighter or a Cleric or a Ranger or a Paladin, nowadays.... Or an Elf who's NOT circumcized!! Isn't that right, ladies?

(crowd throws rotten vegetables with a skill rank of 1000)
On a par with Classic Fartin! :praise

[Tadao]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll82/earofgeorge/oh_snap.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

This video is not available in my country? Even if I click the link I have no idea what it's for, stupid New Zealand.

You're welcome, Danny.

[Tadao]

(///_-) O-(-'.'-Q)

Kirby right hooks emo kid

[Esuohlim]

Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children

[Esuohlim]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2623/kidbm3.jpg

KIDZ-ZONE™


NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED

[RaNkeri]

ne1 of u guyz seen da puniser alredy?

[Esuohlim]

Hey Rankeri why don't you go finnish what you were doing elsewhere :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

what?

[RaNkeri]

haha, nevermind, i got it

[Tadao]

Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

[Tadao]

my package left the USPS facility in ********* which is the same city that ******* lives in, soooooo ;D

I hear there are a lot on ******s there. :o

[Pub Lover]

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Nuh uh. I am pretty sure he is persecuted and made to feel worthless.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/female-chojin-say-no.gif

[Shrubfest]

Damn straight.

Wish me luck, people.
My first coursework hand-in. I think everythings finished.

Oh God.

[Sam]

KICK SOME FUCKING ASS, OKAY?

[Sam]

THAT IS JUST LIKE SAYING "GOOD LUCK".

[Guitar Woman]

Did someone already make a girl Chojin joke

[Pub Lover]

Try reading the file name of the above gif. :(

I wanna 'ave yer babbies, Shrub. :(

[Esuohlim]

Pffft Chojin himself is female Chojin

[Esuohlim]

Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes

Where's drumming4buddha >:

[Pub Lover]

THE SAME PLACE ALL THE LYING, NO-GOOD, CHEATING, LOW-DOWN, WHOREBAG SKANKS GO. >:

[pac-man]

Texas?

[Misdemonar]

IM HIGH BUT I WANNA GET HIGAH

[pac-man]

I'm high but I wanna get drunker :\

[nothing4buddha]

Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes

Where's drumming4buddha >:

idk

[pac-man]

There she is.



Found her!

[Esuohlim]

idk

Hi! :D

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Esuohlim]

I'll take my chances :(

[Tadao]

They don't have the Fishbone Version :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdE7x0W3j9g

[nothing4buddha]

how's it going everybody :)

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

Bullet Witch is either Satan or Battletoads in terms of difficulty, I just can't decide which.

[Aaarg]

i got $3.75 in wheat pennies today including two steel cents.

my life is exciting.

i just got off work about 15 minutes ago and i go back in four hours from now!

[nothing4buddha]

well that's too bad :<

[Fathom Zero]

I start Winter work next Sunday.

[Fathom Zero]

Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes

[executioneer]

guys i think i have conjunctivitis this sucks >:

[Kitsa]

I have a lot to do and I don't want to do any of it

and how come the dog needs to pee more often when it's cold out

:(

[Grislygus]

AHAHAHAHA SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE TO BUGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOODY OREGON HELLHOLE FOR A FULL GLORIOUS WEEK WITH BOOZE AND FRIENDS AND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY THEMESONG FOR DECEMBER (http://media.putfile.com/11---I-Got-Loaded)

[pac-man]

Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes

I can only imagine the painstaking craftsmanship and immaculate quality of the best Vietnam shoes.

[Shrubfest]

I feel really shitty.

I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.

[Esuohlim]

I WILL GIVE YOU SEX >: >: >: >: >: >:

SAM'S NOT HERE OK LET'S DO THIS THING

[Shrubfest]

But you love buddha now!

[pac-man]

Love is no prerequisite for sex.

[Shrubfest]

Shh.....

Lust, then.

[Guitar Woman]

hey shrubfest let's you and me lez it up a little

[pac-man]

Nice try. Sex the man.

[Shrubfest]

Mmmmm. Internet orgy.

[Guitar Woman]

Come on, Gus, Oregon's not THAT BAD

[Esuohlim]

But you love buddha now!

Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat

[Neen]

The womin. How much fer da womin?

[Tadao]

Sup ladies?

[Kitsa]

I'm supposed to write my own bio for like 4 different places and I can't think of anything relevant to say and I'm bad at this.

[Esuohlim]

SAY THIS: "ASHYRQWNF@#QFSDACASD#%WEASDFSDAGF@#$%WAERFSD"

[Kitsa]

That's one down, 3 to go.

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

[Tadao]

Yeah, the Bio part sucks. Talk about your cancer and how you survived it. People will buy your art. Hell put pink ribbons on the frames! SELL OUT KITSA! IT'S CALLING YOU!

[Esuohlim]

I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

[Colonel Flagg]

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

You sound like one of the "Gits":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk

[Kitsa]

Heh.

This has made me testy.

One magazine bought a picture of one of my closets for $25. I don't think my cancer thing is relevant to it- maybe my OCD thing.

[Sam]

I'M HERE NOW AND GOING STRONG OFF TWO WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP, LET'S THE DAMN THING. >:

[Pub Lover]

I feel really shitty.
*HUGS*
I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.
I HAVE A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS, IT IS ALL OF POOR QUALITY, BUT I HOPE IT IS BETTER THAN NOTHING
Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat
WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:
I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole
I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE ;(

ALSO, NOT THE WORST THING I'VE BEEN INFERED TO SAY TO HER

[Kitsa]

fuck if i care what you guys say to me

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went to see Stella last night. 3 hour drive. The weather wasn't bad but apparently Erie, Pennsylvania doesn't salt their roads and instead uses sand which causes non-stop slush. After the show I got snubbed by them while getting a poster signed. Not even a hey or eye contact. I'm not impressed.

[Pub Lover]

BUT DID IT MAKE UP FOR GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR SLUTTY SKANK OF A GIRLFRIEND?
fuck if i care what you guys say to me

AWWW... *NON-BONER HUGS*

[Esuohlim]

WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:

Whoops sorry it's hard keeping track of my internet persona :o

[Sam]

WHATEVER YOU FAT HACK OF A MODERATOR.

[Esuohlim]

If you have any suggestions concerning what I could do to make I-Mockery a better place please shoot me an email (mailto:publover@yahoo.com) and let me know!

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Guitar Woman, did you find another copy of Pokemon or are you still waiting for me?

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Asila]

HEY I'M GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I GROW UP

[Kitsa]

I hate sending out Christmas cards :( It feels like a total waste and do people even keep them?

[Pub Lover]

I STILL HAVE EVERY XMAS AND BDAY CARD GIVEN TO ME >:

I HAVE HOARDER GENES PRETTY MUCH FROM EVERY DIRECTION, SO I BIN AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT I CAN NEVER GET MYSELF TO DITCH THE CARDS. >:

THEN I LOOK THROUGH THEM AND GENTLY WEEP >:

[Fathom Zero]

FATHOM ZERO

SAM SAM BOH BAM BANANA FANNAH FOH FAM FEE FIE FOH FAM... SAAAAAM

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Pub Lover]

[I would punch] All but one of my lechers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.

I'd let you sleep as much as you want. ;)

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST I WOULD LET YOU SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR LECTURES FOR YOU AND TAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL NOTES AND WHEN I CAME BACK I'D BRING YOU COFFEE OR TEA. :tear

[Tadao]

SHRUB: I WOULD FORCE YOUR LAZY ASS TO GO TO CLASS AND BETTER YOURSELF AND WHEN YOU CAME BACK HOME YOU WOULD CATCH YOUR MOM GOING DOWN ON ME AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE A 3 WAY.

[Sam]

TADAO

[nothing4buddha]

come over here shrub, we can go bar hopping and forget everything we've learned for the past few months! it will be fun :D

[Fathom Zero]

I'd give you a headache sooooooo good.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/female-chojin-say-no.gif

[Asila]

SHRUB I WOULDN'T DO ANY OF THAT SHIT BUT I'D FILM YOU AND TADAO

[Pub Lover]

You people make me sick. >:

[Kitsa]

are you there god? It's me, Kitsa

God, I don't want to do 3-ways with weirdos from some internet forum. Is there something wrong with me God?

[Fathom Zero]

Your avatar makes me sick.

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Pub Lover]

Your avatar makes me sick.

PALIN IN 2012!

USA! USA! USA!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's Palin/Quayle '012

[Pub Lover]

Oh twelve?

Really?


That is stupid. >:

HER AND QUAYLE WOULD BE AWESOME THOU! :YAY

[Supafly345]

http://www.mychillpill.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/photobombers_reloaded777.jpg

[Dixie]

That made me giggle.

[Fathom Zero]

Looks like Mr. Bean!

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

GENERIC Medicines ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFE

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

JESUS CHRIST SAMM YOU NEEDY FUCK

WHAT IS IT

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[nothing4buddha]

good night everybody! time for dreams of physics problems! horray!

[Fathom Zero]

NO, IT IS I,

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5985/snowflaketw7.jpg

RON PERLMAN

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/944/soljo8.jpg

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

GIVE IT UP FOR "NAUGHTY BY NATURE"!

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

FATHOM Z3RO

[Sam]

F4TH0M Z3R0

[Fathom Zero]

KNCOK KNOCK

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

FATMOM CERO

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1774/curious01280613ty1.jpg

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO

[Esuohlim]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/944/soljo8.jpg

Soul Coughing :rolleyes

SAM >:

[Sam]

ESUOHLIM >:

[Kitsa]

Clint Howard is awesome :(

[MattJack]

CLINT HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A RETARD

[Misdemonar]

MISDEMONAR IS COOL

[Sam]

MISDEMONAR

[liquidstatik]

..

[Sam]

LIQUIDSTATIK

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/JakeBusey.jpg

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Shrubfest]

Man, I love you guys.

[Esuohlim]

BUT ME THE MOST RIGHT

[Tadao]

I'm not interested in the love aspect baby.

[Shrubfest]

If you'll make paper windows for me, make tea, and wash my cuts, i'll be happy.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/960/18677192625d9cf582e5kd2.jpg

[Tadao]

If you'll make paper windows for me, make tea, and wash my cuts, i'll be happy.

I like arts and crafts, boiling water is one of my specialties, strip down and get in the bath.

[Shrubfest]

Do you read books, are you happy to be ignored while i work?

[Kitsa]

I've had a shitty day and now I feel like I need alcohol.

[Tadao]

Yes and yes. But I will never leave the U.S. as I get free money here for sitting on my ass.

[Tadao]

Kitsa! You say you don't want to be in an internet three way yet here you are. Stop playing hard to get :(

[Kitsa]

I'm not getting between you- you guys have at it. I'm just gonna sit here with my drink.

[Tadao]

Pfft, there is a whole ocean between us. :tear

[Tadao]

http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/EichenbergWutheringHeights.jpg

[Kitsa]

Well, whatever.

I like whiskey that has that kind of slow-burn <3

Today I was at a burrito place and was going through the line, noncommittal polite, and the burrito guy was trying to mack on this chick behind me. She had on these really tight gray yoga pants with a thong, and they were like 2 sizes too small so her ass stuck way out. He got so busy flirting with her that he forgot what he was doing with us and our food sucked.

Then he forgot to give us forks and when I went back up to ask for some he just tossed them at me, literally tossed them at me. And the girl wasn't even interested in him, she was out of his league. Probably trying to see if she could get a free meal or something, I don't know, it was a pretty fakey giggle.

And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/frankrnr.jpg

[Tadao]

And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

Naughty!

[Kitsa]

Alcohol makes me feel boisterous and invincible!

:D

[Shrubfest]

I intend to spend a great deal of the holidays drunk.

Good start, Kitsa!

[Tadao]

I think I'll drink some vodka. Yay a three way over the internet! Score!

[Pub Lover]

It is if your penis is Japanese :(

MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

[Kitsa]

There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

[RaNkeri]

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

[Tadao]

MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

Bring it!

There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

It's hard tell if it's a moan of pain or pleasure.

[RaNkeri]

That was always my favorite goal celebration tune in NHL 95, and it wasn't until yesterday when my friend told me that it's based on Irish drinking song

[Kitsa]

the best irish drinking song is fuck you I'm drunk

fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk
fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS40XEyQXlc

[Fathom Zero]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7369/gedc0200hv9.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

ha hah haha

[Pub Lover]

Bring it!
FINE, SIR! THEY'LL FIGHT IN THE FAIR FIELDS OF SHRUB'S UTERUS >:

PICK THE TIME

[RaNkeri]

way hay and up she rises

[Kitsa]

BUT


DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK N ROLL RADIO?!??!!?

[RaNkeri]

Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

[Kitsa]

ROCK AND ROCK AND ROCK AND ROLL RADIO
LET'S GO

[Tadao]

FINE, SIR! THEY'LL FIGHT IN THE FAIR FIELDS OF SHRUB'S UTERUS >:

PICK THE TIME

I thought this was over ZQ's japanophila.

[Kitsa]

wait I thought pub was gay

were you lying to me, pub?!?

[Tadao]

Pub is mostly gay.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[pac-man]

wait I thought pub was gay

were you lying to me, pub?!?

That's his way of letting you down easy.

[Kitsa]

:(

I told you no one wants any of this.

[Esuohlim]

ha hah haha

This is quite slanderous as it is not true >:

But still :eek :eek

[Tadao]

:(

I told you no one wants any of this.

I'm considered no one :(

[Pub Lover]

I thought this was over ZQ's japanophila.
I considered it, but her womb is too fetid a place for such a glorious battle.
wait I thought pub was gay

were you lying to me, pub?!?
I kissed a dude, and I did not like it. :x

No sir, not at all. :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I kissed a dude, and I did not like it. :x

No sir, not at all. :x


Sounds like he kissed you in the wrong spot then.

[Kitsa]

Well, I accidentally kissed a chick once, and I didn't like that, so I guess the playing field is level.

I just came back from eating a buffalo burger. It was good.

[pac-man]

Is that what they're calling it these days? "Eating a buffalo burger?"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What is on a Buffalo Burger?

[Kitsa]

I always order them with extra pickles.

Buffalo meat is supposed to be healthier than chicken.

http://www.buffalojack.com/buff_jack/index.html

[Pub Lover]

Buffalo burgers are not in the same style as buffalo wings?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That looks delicious. I'm super hungry now because I missed lunch.

[Kitsa]

nooooooo.

Buffalo wings would be various scrawny greasy crap chicken coated in hot sauce and vinegar.

Buffalo burgers would be actual buffaloes hacked up.

[Zomboid]

Is that not a common thing there? There's a chain of tap house/restaurants here that let you pick whatever burger you want and pick chicken, beef, or buffalo. Beer and a buffalo burger is a great way to start an evening.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Who makes wings with vinegar?


I feel stupid for living in an entire city where they don't serve Buffalo Burgers

[Zomboid]

http://www.hudsonstaphouse.com/ :lol

[Kitsa]

buffalo's not so rare around here anymore.

We went to one Jamaican place in Wisconsin Dells where they made a big deal out of serving gator. The boyfriend got gator nuggets as an appetizer, and he said they were okay. Then he ordered a gator sandwich, and it was just a bunch of the gator nuggets stacked on a bun :(

Lots of places are doing the "exotic meats" thing right now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nice. I think crazy would be faster to drive to than Edmonton though.