I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.

[Pram Maven]

Otto- nah, I'm just never comfortable in one job long enough to make it a career. Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.

[The Leader]

Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.
So you're saying that you should not seek a career that you actually care about?

This is probably why you are homeless.

[Dixie]

i told you va beach sucks.

[Tadao]

VA has a beach?

[Tadao]

I though it was more of a cliff to throw yourself over.

[Dixie]

nahh, it's a beach. i hadn't been there in years but i always remember it sucking. brown water, crappy boardwalk, and someone's dog shitting in the sand.

[Tadao]

At least it's not full of guidos!

[Fathom Zero]

It's rained a bit, which I dig. I was out on the beach the morning before last when it was raining as the sun was coming up. It was excellent, especially when lightning hit the beach about 100 yards away from me.

[Tadao]

It was Misdemonar's birthday yesterday. I miss that ******.

[Dixie]

there is no good beach combing on VA beach :(
Awwww, Misdemonar <3
ps-are we not cursing anymore?

[Tadao]

FUCK
SHIT
CUNT
******
ASSHOLE

[Dixie]

****** *** **** in the **** for the one millionth time ***** *** and last of all *********** you.

[Tadao]

you know we can't say ****** here. :rolleyes

[Dixie]

i say ****** whenever and wherever i want, ******

[Pram Maven]

No, it's because of PSYCHO, STALKER CRIPPLED ASSHOLES LIKE TADAO WHO CAN'T RIDE THEIR LITTLE SKATEBOARD OR GO FOR WALKY-WALKS ON THE BEACHY-BEACH that I am homeless.

[Pram Maven]

^That was for The Leader, sorry.

[Dixie]

shut up.

[Zhukov]

When changing careers, temp-to-hire is a good place to start.

Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.

[Tadao]

I walked from Santa Cruz to San Fransisco along the PCH. It took me 4 days and I lived on dry top ramen and became homeless in S.F. It is clear that you know nothing about me. A day late and a dollar short again.

[Pub Lover]

Easy the walking Xaviers were Skrulls.

Stop it. You're not a lion. :eek

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Dry Ramen goes well with banana slug.

[Pram Maven]

Very good, Tadao! If you make that into a children's non-fiction book, I will illustrate it for you.

[Chojin]

Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.

i don't usually do this, but: lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.

You gotta try and outhipster my picture from there.

i told you va beach sucks.

DIXIE!!!

[Dixie]

:D
the artist formerly known as CIG ;);)

[Otto]

Very good, Tadao! If you make that into a children's non-fiction book, I will illustrate it for you.

Uh, Pram, I don't really think publishers accept illustrations done in crayon and human feces on the backs of dead hookers. Sorry.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want a glittersaurus rex.

[Dixie]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4196761340_264320ee38.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

TAKING LOTS OF PHOTOS ON THE BEACH GUYS, THEY LOOK PRETTY GOOD

[Kitsa]

AWESOME, POST IN NATURE THREAD PLS

[Chojin]

hooray, dixie's back!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/machoman.gif

[Kitsa]

...the fuck is that?

[executioneer]

harvey nooo

[Fathom Zero]

AWESOME, POST IN NATURE THREAD PLS

Film, Kitsa. Don't get excited. I'll post results in a month or two. :D

[Dimnos]

TAKING LOTS OF PHOTOS ON THE BEACH GUYS, THEY LOOK PRETTY GOOD

I thought you were OK in oklahoma.

[Kitsa]

Dextire sent me something awesome and I'm working on telling you all about it.

[Fathom Zero]

There are lake beaches in Oklahoma. Also, fun fact: there is "more lake" in Oklahoma than in any other state, when size is taken into account.

[Dixie]

are your beach pix on your tumblr yet?
and yes, i'm back. and i'll be back again on monday or tuesday.

[Dimnos]

Lakes. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

NO NOTHING IS ANYWHERE YET I'M ON HOLIDAY SHOVE OFF

I have to ship off three rolls to be processed, anyway. It'll be at least a couple weeks.

[Fathom Zero]

Also, VA Beach smells like a tepid lake, too, so they're kinda the same.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

harvey nooo


Not so wonderful anymore :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4196761340_264320ee38.jpg

He looks like he is made of CASH MONEY.

[Dixie]

glittersaurus rex is pure goddamn magic.

[Pub Lover]

That's true, but if you look around you will notice all the hip teenage cunts in your country are dressing like the cold war was still going on, too.

http://www.irispancy.com/shop/uploadpic/2009617151266.jpg

That is a Canadian, Mister Kiwi. :eek

[Esuohlim]

There are lake beaches in Oklahoma. Also, fun fact: there is "more lake" in Oklahoma than in any other state, when size is taken into account.

Yeah right, Michigan is basically a floating turd.

Unless you mean lakes that START AND END within state boundaries, in which case...w/e

[Pub Lover]

Where is this Dylan tumblr? Link! >:

[Zhukov]

That is a Canadian, Mister Kiwi. :eek

Yeah, and all of the clothing is made in Bangladeshi sweatshops; that wont stop them buying it by the tonne in the good ol' USA.

[Dixie]

pub: check your messages fool.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you dickheads ever going to tweak the I-Bapery skin so that the Inbox link changes when you've got an unread message?

I miss these fucking things by weeks.

[Sam]

HI GUYS.

[Pub Lover]

Are you dickheads ever going to tweak the I-Bapery skin so that the Inbox link changes when you've got an unread message?

I miss these fucking things by weeks.
I think it is one of the skin's charms.
psssst...that hip teenage cunt is from canadia.
Like the lady said.

[Pub Lover]

HI GUYS.

SAM, WHY DO YOU NOT HASSLE SHRUB ANYMORE?

HER HUSBAND WANTS TO RUMBLE WITH ME SO WE COULD PROBABLY TAG TEAM HIM, RIGHT?


RIGHT! >:

[Fathom Zero]

It's not a secret that I'm keeping - I'm pretty sure the link's in my photography thread.

[Fathom Zero]

SAM, WHY DO YOU NOT HASSLE SHRUB ANYMORE?

HER HUSBAND WANTS TO RUMBLE WITH ME SO WE COULD PROBABLY TAG TEAM HIM, RIGHT?


RIGHT! >:

He's one o' them gingers. I bet he has quite a temper on 'im. :O

[Pub Lover]

You would win that bet. :eek

[Pub Lover]

So that is a hundred new reblogs on the internet. I am so productive. :dylansnipples

Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"

Need more Max.

[kahljorn]

SUP SAM

[Fathom Zero]

You would win that bet. :eek

I wonder how many times he's had to tell her to stop posting here. It only baits you. So haaard.

Also, I'm glad you reblogged me along with your gay Dr. Whoonery.

[kahljorn]

:lol one time my ex got soooo pissed cause she found some pictures of shrubfest on my computer.

[Pub Lover]

Also, I'm glad you reblogged me along with your gay Dr. Whoonery.
If you could take pictures of you making out with Matt Smith I would have an orgasm meltdown. :yum

[Fathom Zero]

I smell photoshoppage. Once I dig out my digicam, I'll give you some fodder.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SAM, WHY DO YOU NOT HASSLE SHRUB ANYMORE?

HER HUSBAND WANTS TO RUMBLE WITH ME SO WE COULD PROBABLY TAG TEAM HIM, RIGHT?


RIGHT! >:

Right. You two tag team him (with dicks) and I will take care of shrub(with dick)

[Colonel Flagg]

shut up.

We've tried this advice about 100 times without much success. Maybe your persuasive persona will convince him to follow it this time.

And welcome back - I missed your sense of clarity. :)

[Pub Lover]

That is an odd way to say boobs. :eek

[Pentegarn]

I think I will now always refer to boobs as "sense of clarity"

Hey baby you got a nice "sense of clarity"!

[Dixie]

http://cf.mp-cdn.net/4c/11/0a453ee4ffefce6df6d181df322f.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I think I will now always refer to boobs as "sense of clarity"

Hey baby you got a nice "sense of clarity"!

Protip - that way you can't be sued for sexual harrassment. :picklehat

[Pentegarn]

:themoreyouknow

[Dixie]

BTW guize...i work as a bouncer these days.
*hulk flex*

[Tadao]

Bouncin tittehs

[Tadao]

BTW guys, I think Pram thinks you guys don't know my name or about my Ankylosing Spondylitis. :lol

[Tadao]

:eek

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

Did I do something to Pram Maven and not remember it or something?

I don't like the new characters :/

[Dixie]

his virgin vagina hurts. pay him no mind, sweet kitsa.

[Chojin]

Are you dickheads ever going to tweak the I-Bapery skin so that the Inbox link changes when you've got an unread message?

I miss these fucking things by weeks.

i would do it if i knew how. cfr5 put together most of the skin from the assets i sent him.

i think i'd also need forums ftp access, which i have, but i always forget it and don't usually feel like bothering roger for it.

i mean i guess i could probably do it if i tried. though it DOES urgently tell you to check your messages already.

[Chojin]

lol ok nevermind i figured it out, enjoy

[Dixie]

genius!

[Chojin]

oh god now i broke something while trying to do somethign else

[Chojin]

okay crisis averted

i'm trying to fix the ad thing where it sometimes floats over the first post

[Dixie]

you know, sometimes that's not such a bad thing.

[Chojin]

i-bapery: now with more comic sans

[Dixie]

oh dear god. MY EYES!!!!!

[Chojin]

i can't decide whether this is funny enough to put up with

maybe no comic sans for thread titles

[Dixie]

it's like a horrible dagwood comic that never ends.

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit, I'm never asking for anything ever again.

[Chojin]

that satisfied, huh

[Dixie]

that's waaaaay better. less overwhelming!

[Chojin]

fuck it's hard to do anything with this theme

the assholes who put it together override the values set in the table with code seemingly at random, so i never know what will actually change something and what will have no effect until later when i remove their stupid dumbshit code

i'm through fucking with it for another 10 years, enjoy the 10% more comic sans approach

[Kitsa]

thanks for fixing the ad thing, that was bothering me.

[Chojin]

i don't know if it's actually fixed, but it hasn't fucked up again for me yet

[Zhukov]

Fuck, this is hilarious and sickening.

That ad thing was annoying... but this is pretty bad.

[Pub Lover]

I log on and see comic fucking sans? Hullo Grey & black skin. Why did I ever leave you? >: >: >:

[Dixie]

it was way worse earlier. this is acceptable compared to an hour ago.
edit: sorry 2 hours ago...time flies when procrastinating.

[Pub Lover]

Thatcher did that in the 80s. She was going to raise taxes a massive amount but there was an outcry and she was all "rofl, soz!!! hows about just huge tax increases?" and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

WE ARE STILL GETTING OUR EYES BUTTFUCKED, PEOPLE! >:

[Pub Lover]

Every post I type in comic sans is going to sound very angry. :eek


Goddamn it, I have an headache already. >:

[Fathom Zero]

The iPad doesn't support Comic Sans so I can't have any of the same fun. The font is larger, though.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Right now I'm drinking a fine bottle of white wine I picked up from a winery in upstate NY. It is aptly called, "Woman Pleaser (http://www.sparklingponds.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49&Itemid=61)".

I thought this was so funny that I bought a poster of the label. Then I realized that if I hung up something like that I would portray myself as some sort of agressive lesbian, so I decided maybe I didn't need to hang it up after all.

If anyone can give me a good reason that they should have this poster, it's theirs.
Why do you not want people thinking thAT YOU'RE AN AGRESSIVE LESBIAN? SURELY THE MALE COMPANION AND CHILD WOULD NOT BE TOO SUBTLE A HINT OF YOUR LOVE FOR THE COCK? >: >: >:

[Chojin]

The iPad doesn't support Comic Sans so I can't have any of the same fun. The font is larger, though.

man i should totally change the second font choice to Zapf Dingbats just to fuck with mac users

[Kitsa]

I'm wary of faux-lesbianism-for-attention. I dislike it.

[Zhukov]

'I-Mockery - The Thatcher Years'.

[executioneer]

COMIC SANS IS THE BEST FONT FOR RAPE

[Tadao]

what the fucking hell

[Tadao]

PM from Pram

What are you trying to accomplish by committing the crime of libel against me? Do you think it will be more fun for you to sit in jail with your arthritis? It won't. Do you think hurting my public reputation will give you your legs back? It won't. Do you think you'll recover long enough to ride your skateboard again? You won't.

All it will do is make your karma worse.

If you want your own life to get better, I have a suggestion: stop ruining others'. You reap what you sow.


:lol

[Fathom Zero]

KILLING YOURSELF WON'T BRING YOUR DAD BACK was all I could think of reading that.

[Tadao]

He thinks my legs are broken. This guy really knows how to read up on me! I'm in trouble now!

[Fathom Zero]

I gotta confess that every time I picture you, it's like someone in a full-body cast rolling down the street on a skateboard.

[Tadao]

I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.

[Dixie]

that would ruin your reputation for sure.

[Pub Lover]

It is quite the secret. :eek

Hey look a picture of T's wife. :eek
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/babysandwich.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

NO NOTHING IS ANYWHERE YET I'M ON HOLIDAY SHOVE OFF

I have to ship off three rolls to be processed, anyway. It'll be at least a couple weeks.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0529.jpg

More hipster than this one.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0514.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I forgot about that sandwich.

[Dixie]

Damn V. Do you always rub cornstarch on your skin before you go out tanning?

[Tadao]

I miss my mustache, but now that I'm in downtown L.A. that shit will get you treated like a Mexican. :puke

[Pub Lover]

I am losing at chess pretty hard, you guys. :(

[Tadao]

Yeah well, you're making me put my pieces where I'm not comfortable putting them. :(

[Tadao]

I mean penis :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.

You have an ex-wife? YOU LIED TO US!!!:explode

[Tadao]

I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

[Pub Lover]

Tadaooadat: Oh man, you started off awesome, now you're just moving pieces blindly lol
Tadaooadat: Oh shit I didn't see that hahaha
As I took his queen.


Still going to lose. :(

[Tadao]

HE IS MAKING ME OVER CONFIDENT! WELL PLAYED!

[Colonel Flagg]

I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

CAN'T NOW WORKING. (:lol)

[Otto]

I think all my years of substance abuse have left me too brain damaged to understand how to play chess :(.

[Tadao]

I'm actually glad I don't have to pretend to be Tadao Tomatso or whatever anymore. Now I can share my wedding and Cancun pics with you guys when I get back. Warning, I'm like 30 pounds over weight now and will be shirtless in Mexico.

[Esuohlim]

;)

[Esuohlim]

I have a chess dot com (http://www.chess.com/members/view/esuohlim) account! I tried those free puzzles for a while but I would lose on the first turn every time. Apparently the resident chess geniuses there can spend hours analyzing those puzzles for the first move. Chess is stupid. :(

[Otto]

Warning, I'm like 30 pounds over weight now and will be shirtless in Mexico.

Throw in a cholo moustache and you'll probably fit in with most of the native population.

I'm going to my town's suit store today to find a bowler-derby, afterwards I'll be trimming my moustache down to a hitler cut to complete my transformation into Oliver Hardy :O!

[Tadao]

Now you need a Laurel friend to do the same.

[Grislygus]

MILHOUSE I AM NOW ON CHESS.COM TOO AND I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED CHESS BEFORE I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT

[Otto]

QUIT BEING A JERK YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

[Kitsa]

More hipster than this one.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0514.jpg

I thought my fellow gingers knew better than to attempt sun exposure.

I do approve of the book, though.

[Otto]

I think Rum Diary is the only Thompson book I don't own a copy of. I even have a first run copy of Curse of Lono, but no Rum Diary.

[Tadao]

It was a seriously good read.

[Kitsa]

I liked it best.

[Otto]

I'll have to get a copy.

Lono is one of my personal favorites, but I have no clue as to why they had to make the book so fucking huge. I mean I like being able to take in every detail of Steadman's illustrations, but it's a fucking pain to carry around.

[Esuohlim]

MILHOUSE I AM NOW ON CHESS.COM TOO AND I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED CHESS BEFORE I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT

AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND TEACH YOU THE RULES, PRECIOUS

[Fathom Zero]

sCpHaLhmVFs

Mzd--8F066Y

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALBUM FOR MONTHS AND IT'S FINALLY OUT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO LISTEN TO IT IN FULL, SO INSTEAD OF BUYING IT WHILE I'M ON VACATION, I'LL JUST DOWNLOAD IT VIA PROGRAMS AND BUY IT LATER.

[Pub Lover]

Before Don figures it out on his own, I'm also Jixby Philips.

It's true! Look here! NSFW (http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/IMG_6396.jpg) :tadaosnipples

[Tadao]

OH GOD! HE IS SO CLOSE TO FINDING POSTS ABOUT ME ADMITING TO DOING A MOUNTAIN OF METH FOR YEARS ON END!

[Otto]

Meth is good food.

[elx]

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS
I WANNA PLAY CHESS TOO!

[elx]

actually I suck at chess. CAN WE PLAY MONOPOLY INSTEAD?

[Pub Lover]

I'd willingly lose to you at chess, ELX.

Just like I am right now to Toddy & Tommy. :(

[Tadao]

Join us baby. ;)

[elx]

OK I HAVE MY BOARD READY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO BE THE BLACK MAMA BEARS OR THE YELLOW MAMA BEARS?

[Tadao]

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/Tadaooadat

[Grislygus]

What, are you kidding? Black mama bears. Whenever it's my turn, this song will be playing

38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

FUCK BALLS! >:

[Grislygus]

IT'S ON, MILHOUSE

I CHALLENGE YOU TO CHESS WARFARE

[Grislygus]

THATS BECAUSE YO MAMA ON CRACK ROCK, PUB

[Esuohlim]

FUCK BALLS! >:

I hope this is because I'm going take your queen in the next turn and not the Page Brak :eek :dancedancedance

http://i.imgur.com/dEBpE.png

[Pub Lover]

Pretty much. I am the worst at chess. :lol

[Pentegarn]

I thought my fellow gingers knew better than to attempt sun exposure.

I do approve of the book, though.

10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love

[Fathom Zero]

I take it nobody plays Go. :\

[elx]

What, are you kidding? Black mama bears. Whenever it's my turn, this song will be playing
OKAY I MOVED MY YELLOW BEAR CUB ONE SQUARE FORWARD TOWARDS YOUR BLACK MAID, YOUR TURN


http://i.imgur.com/0epyb.jpg

ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN MOVE TWO SQUARES THE FIRST GO AROUND

[Grislygus]

Oh man uh, what's the number/letter combo there

[elx]

X 13. HURRY UP.

[Tadao]

Is that a cock ring on your necklace? HOT!

[Grislygus]

okay, so if that was... c, 3? RIght? So move my pawn in front of the queen two spaces forward

[Grislygus]

whoops, crap. But yeah, pawn in front of queen.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love


:lol Hell yeah!

I got sequestered for jury duty too now. I'm going to try and bring a novella of Jury duty.
http://202.154.164.227/media_content/3_399.jpg


Also, I'm down for chess too.

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/JtTL1.jpg
IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.


YOUR TURN.

edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY

[Grislygus]

PAWN ON H3 ATTEMPTS TO VAULT OVER BEER PONG BALL ON H4 IN A DESPERATE RUN FOR THE CAKE

[Pentegarn]

This chess game seems a bit unusual :lol


And I thought the cake was the prize for winning this game

[Esuohlim]

THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE IS GOING TO PLAY A ROLE IN THIS UNRAVELING MYSTERY SOON ENOUGH :pipe

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Grislygus]

SINCE I NEED TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I SET UP AN AUTO-MOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PAWN DEFENSE IS BREACHED, BISHOP ATTEMPTS TO USE FORBIDDEN KICKBALL TECHNIQUES TO CONVERT THE NEAREST BEET PONG BALL INTO A LETHAL ASSASSINATION TOOL

[Esuohlim]

I bet Doug Funnie played beet pong in college :(

[kahljorn]

ILL BET THAT I PLAY BEAT MY DONG IN COLLEGE

didnt they actually make a doug show where he was more grown up and in college?

[Otto]

I only remember when disney got the rights to Doug. I don't remember anything after that.

[elx]

http://i.imgur.com/TdZNs.jpg
HAHA. CAUGHT YOUR QUEEN, IT'S DEAD. BUT DON'T FEEL BAD, NOT EVERYBODY GETS BEGINNERS LUCK! SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK FROM THE START.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i55.tinypic.com/xbfxn6.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

It's just a game... It's just a game.

[Pub Lover]

<3

[executioneer]

actually I suck at chess. CAN WE PLAY MONOPOLY INSTEAD?

i am the best monopoly ever

EVER

[Esuohlim]

I love playing monopoly with my brother-in-law because he will always trade me real money for properties

[executioneer]

what the hell

does he get real soldiers to break up risk games he's losing, too

[Otto]

You don't even want to know what he does during games of Mousetrap.

[Esuohlim]

In the end getting up to $15 for losing a stupid game of monopoly is completely worth it. When I'm playing with people I don't take advantage of, though, I usually get shitty luck :(

[Pub Lover]

2am blugh! I'm going to sleep because Tadao just resigned the second game in the row while he was winning.

[Pub Lover]

No wait. That was check mate. :lol

[Pub Lover]

See, I have no idea. :eek

[Tadao]

:lol

[Kitsa]

http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18196406

I hate WoW.

[Chojin]

judging from that picture, she was just trying to put the fat shit on a diet

[Otto]

http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18196406

I hate WoW.

When I went to boarding school, everyone on my floor played it constantly, and if their facebook posts are any indication, still do. I was the only one who didn't play and thought it felt more like a job than a game. Then they got mad at me when I laughed at them for playing. Yeah, sorry I was too busy sneaking out and drinking while you spent five hours leveling up your level 9 blood elf or some such shit.

[Kitsa]

It was a recurring theme during my short, bad marriage. And then later when I was going through the credit card receipts, charges kept coming up....blizzard, blizzard, blizzard. And I was like ARGH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.

[Otto]

I don't think there's ever been an online game that I liked. I didn't have the kind of money to pay a subscription fee growing up, and I don't have it now. I like annoying people on chatrooms more than being called a "double ******" by some helium voiced nine year old with a grenade launcher, anyway.

[HickMan]

Coke Music is pretty awesome.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm almost ready to get my butt kicked. :chess

I'm only slightly better at this than at March Madness. :(

[Pub Lover]

Then you will excel against me, Colonel. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I had my first taste of internet back in 1997 when I was a wee tot. I remember having a Reader Rabbit game too, but the internet was much more fun!

Wiffles! :eek



Post more! :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday http://www.thetick.ws/images/protoclown.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Protoclown will not see that in here. :eek

Make him a bloody thread already.

[Pram Maven]

Warning, I'm like 30 pounds over weight now and will be shirtless in Mexico.

You're such a Valley girl.

Anyways, if you want to lose that weight, STOP EATING. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP EATING and also jump in place. I'm not suggesting that you jump in place because it will shed those unwanted pounds, but because it will hurt like hell. :bow

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

I don't know why, but this combination of words and photo:

OH GOD I GOT FAT DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR, I GOT FAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I'M ONLY GOING TO BE BACK IN SHAPE FOR BEACH SEASON BY THE TIME IT'S FUCKING OVER

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photoon2011-04-11at1748-1.jpg


...made me like Grislygus more than I already did.

The following is unrelated to Grislygus. Unless you want it to be. If so, go for it, sailor.


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[Guitar Woman]

Do I really have 11401 posts?

Jesus.

[Pub Lover]

I was a little awestruck when I saw my total too. Most of them are in this thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Protoclown will not see that in here. :eek

Make him a bloody thread already.


I don't know him all that well :posh

[Pub Lover]

He has never posted in this thread.

My postcount in this thread alone outnumbers GW's forum total. :eek

[LordSappington]

Got my first steroid injection today. I now have a literal hole in my left ear drum and boy oh boy does it hurt. I'll be going in Tuesday to get the next, and another sometime after that.

[Chojin]

oh shit bro start liftan huge immediately

[Pub Lover]

I need to go to bed when I tell myself I am supposed to go to bed and not keep playing chess. :dunce

Byebye Queenie. :tear

[Esuohlim]

At least you're around to play. My game with Gus may as well be through the mail

[kahljorn]

i respect those dudes a thousand years ago who played through carrier pigeon

[Pub Lover]

my friend is a dyke so I'd give it to her.

Are there many dykes you would give it to?

Are there any dykes that would take it?

[WhiteRat]

I got to make drinks tonight for Buzz Schneider, member of the 1980 gold medal US hockey team. My brush with greatness.

[Zhukov]

Don't immediately start hammering on with questions about the 1980 gold medal US hockey team.

They like some build up first.

[Chojin]

god damn it, dixie reminds me that kellychaos existed and that same night i have a dream that i'm playing starcraft with him

[executioneer]

guys the inventor of mad libs died :(

[Chojin]

whatever, he was     fat     and     gay     anyway

[Pub Lover]

Madlibs were invented? :eek
Name- Sasha
Age- 23
how did you find out about this site?- Random googling led me to the John Hodgman editorial
The what? :confused

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

guys the inventor of mad libs died :(

:( I hope he gets a dry erase tombstone.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

HEH

That's funny
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RIP Mr Stern

[Otto]

guys the inventor of mad libs died :(

He will be (flatulently) missed by all of his (turds).

[executioneer]

The what? :confused
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/hodgman-essay.php

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/chuckleworthy.jpg

i'm thinking about making a smaller version for an emoticon

would that be chuckleworthy

Please keep it full size.

Perhaps all the other emoticons can increase in size to compensate.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/hodgman-essay.php

Thank you, Willie. I recall reading that now. I thought he meant that Hodgman had written for I-Mockery and that was something I could not remember.

[Guitar Woman]

Hah, you can play Google today.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

GODDAMNIT FUCK

MY SOUP SPILLED

FUCK

[Guitar Woman]

All I wanted was to eat some chicken noodle soup off of a few saltine crackers, God, why'd you have to go and explode the fucking thing all over the counter

[Esuohlim]

Hah, you can play Google today.

And yesterday. No sharps or flats though so you can't make anything GOOD :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

MILHOOOOOOOOOOUSE


I've been on chess all day, don't blame the carrier pigeons on ME, buckaroo

[Esuohlim]

SRY :(

[Pub Lover]

Playing Rhys and Tom at chess is fun, but the way the site flicks between the two games without warning makes my brain lock up. :x

[Pub Lover]

Tadao stopped playing after he beat me in four moves. :lol

[Grislygus]

:lol no wai



yeah in that brief moment when milhouse, Tadao, and you were all playing against me I got all kinds of confused every time I snapped back into a different game

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao stopped playing after he beat me in four moves. :lol

He tried that shit on me which threw me off because I was going to try that shit on him.

[Tadao]

:lol I HAVE WORK TO DO!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[elx]

yo pub, I took that picture you asked for. except you can't even see the one thing you wanted to see, so what the cheese was the point in that anyway :(

[Zhukov]

Because it's probably still hot, even if your hands are covering them.

Gis a look.

[Pub Lover]

Thank you very much, Miss Elx. You continue to warm this old creep's heart. <3

[Tadao]

OH YEAH WELL WIFFLES JUST SENT ME A PIC THAT I ASKED FOR TOO

[Grislygus]

but wiffles is the forum's innocent little sister :(

[Tadao]

that's how i like em

[Pub Lover]

It was a picture of candy from Wiffles. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Sweet, sweet candy. :yum

[Grislygus]

WIFFLES




STAY AWAY FROM ANY CANDY YOUR UNCLE TADAO GIVES YOU :(

[elx]

there's no danger of that, she only likes cheese balls

[executioneer]

AND MUFFINS RIGHT

[Grislygus]

Well even I am susceptable to a cunningly disguised Muffin trap, especially if it involves a poppyseed or banana nut

[elx]

guys, with our brainstorming powers combined we could totally set up a trap for wiffles using wiffley things so she'll wanna wiffle the place out and then we'll have successfully lured her back

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak