I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

Getting a good grade helps to build my self confidence, though.

HEY RANKERI ;) ;)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1806/rankeri.png

:pagebark

[WhiteRat]

Is that supposed to be Rankeri because I don't recognize him without the cum soaked face.

[executioneer]

i've never been a fan of multiple-guess questions nor essays, i prefer fill-in-the-blanks :(

[RaNkeri]

:lol

oh you guys :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

The skill with which I handle essays, I might as well be hitting them with an incendiary grenade.

I'm the best, no fuckin' mistake.

[Zhukov]

I'm not good with stress, so one time I answered all the questions in section one, rather than one question from each section, that was pretty bad. The worst time was when I panicked that I couldn't do it and just got up and walked out as soon as they said we could begin. :(

[Pub Lover]

Do you need a reviewer for the worlds current socio-economic climate?

Is your review comprised of a single 6 letter word beginning with F and ending in D?

[Bubsy]

the econmy????????? FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol

[Fathom Zero]

UlS_Rnb5WM4

POGO MADE A NEW SONG, EVERYBODY. LISTEN!

[Guitar Woman]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2936/screenshotf.png

Take that, you lazily programmed piece of shit!

You got FUCKED!

[Zhukov]

One for humanity!

[Guitar Woman]

Honestly, I'd be able to tolerate Ubuntu's chess program if it had more than one single response to every possible board position

If you make the computer play itself it does the exact same game. Every time.

The fucking WOPR is more advanced than this thing.

[Fathom Zero]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floaters

I'm glad they have such a technical name.

[Dimnos]

http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1ppT2Ro0dzZbmDpaOB39LsZVn_k8-C9xdyiSc-BuJBxELpK4wk2Ewm0NeNDSdOy1hfqvEyNovjOFpVi7PYFyNPQw/finland-500x375.jpg

[WhiteRat]

UlS_Rnb5WM4

POGO MADE A NEW SONG, EVERYBODY. LISTEN!

That was alright, but shitty when compared to Alice in Wonderland.

[Babs]

the bar was set to high with alice

[Fathom Zero]

Listening to more of his stuff, I like the others better than Alice. Of course, being that Alice was the first I heard, it holds a special place, I guess.

[Kitsa]

http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1ppT2Ro0dzZbmDpaOB39LsZVn_k8-C9xdyiSc-BuJBxELpK4wk2Ewm0NeNDSdOy1hfqvEyNovjOFpVi7PYFyNPQw/finland-500x375.jpg

I like this very much.

[RaNkeri]

Typical

[captain516]

That can also easily apply to Russia.

[Kitsa]

or Wisconsin

[Grislygus]

This Paul Scheer episode of Doc Mock is the second one I've watched, now I'm tempted to join the next Doc Mock art contest

But I wouldn't be too keen on winning a copy of something like Heavy Mental, what were the other prizes that were given out?

[The Leader]

The pixel poster thing that you can get in the i-mockery store. You can spend hours looking at all of the different characters contained there in.

[Pub Lover]

Oh man they could have came over to my house :nudgenudgewinkwink amiright fellas

http://www.dallasvoice.com/instant-tea/wp-content/uploads/Constance-McMillen.jpg

[Sam]

LESIBANS

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

I hear Mississippi's enacting a law that would allow sportsmen to hunt and kill lesbians after this prom night debacle

[Sam]

I'M GONNA GO BAG ME A GOODUN.

[Grislygus]

WE GOTTS TA THIN OUT THEM GODDAMN CUNTSWABBERS


How much do you want to bet that the lesbian students' houses get firebombed now? :lol Their town is backwoods by MISSISSIPPI standards, for God's sake

[Grislygus]

I'm serious, semi-human clans holed up in the Ozarks think that Mississipi's way too inbred

[Sam]

IF SOMEONE DOESN'T THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS, THEY'LL STARVE TO DEATH.

[Grislygus]

Holy shit, do you think they'll make use the Boone and Crockett scale on fat lesbians?

The points will refer to fat rolls rather than tines :lol

SHEEIT, SKEETER, THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEN POINT BUCK

[Grislygus]

THEY'RE SUCH AMAZIN, PAU-ERFUL ANIMALS, YA KNOW? MAKES YOU FEEL CLOSE TA NATURE

[Sam]

GOTDAMN SPILT MY BEER SHOOTIN DIS ERE SUMBITCH

[Grislygus]

EARL YOU SHITHEAD, THIS IS MARTHA STEWART URINE

I SPECIFIKLY TOLE YEW TA GET ELLEN DEGENERES, THEY AINT GONNA GO FOR THIS SCENT

[Grislygus]

Fuckin' hell. Well, we ain't licked yet. Fetch them thar eighties power suits. Lay 'em in the clearing, see if'n they go ferit

[Sam]

I'LL LEAVE A TRAIL OF INDIGO GIRLS CDS. I HEAR DEY AINT NONE TOO BRIGHT, SHULD BE EEEAASSSYYYY PICKINS

[Grislygus]

C-Span is really fucking lively today


The Republican representatives were arguing really well, and What's-His-Face from Texas really hammered home how they're getting screwed and sidelined in the proposal department; right until he up yielded the floor to Lynn Westmoreland, who is still fucking jabbering on with the most tired and retarded arguments available.

Goddamn Georgia, I swear

[Grislygus]

Man, bring back the discussion about Yucca Mountain, I had no idea that Obama killed it.

GEE, AMERICA'S SPENT BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SETTING UP THIS NUCLEAR WASTE STORAGE DEAL AT YUCCA SINCE THE EIGHTIES, AFTER ASSUMING ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR PROPERLY CONTAINING NUCLEAR WASTE, AND IT'S FINALLY GOING THROUGH IN 2010.

AW, FUCK IT. SCRATCH THE WHOLE DAMN THING SO THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR CAN SUE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN

[Grislygus]

Virginia Foxx now. Shut the hell up, you lopsided old bat


"GODAMMIT DAWL DIS DAT'S DIS HERE'S WHAT ALL THEM BANANA REPUBLICS DO! THIS AIN'T WHAT AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DOES! THEY'RE ABANDONIN' THE TRANSPARENCY! IT'S NOT US THIS TIME! SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK"

[Grislygus]

:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

[Grislygus]

FUCKING COMMON-SENSE TEXAS GUY KEEPS YIELDING HIS TIME TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE

[WhiteRat]

:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

I wouldn't be surprised by this at all. In fact I expect some sort of variance of this in the near future.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think people are just waiting on the fat vaccine.

[Grislygus]

I just noticed that I typed dystobian rather than dystopian


As the 'b' key is nowhere near the 'p' key, I can only assume that I have all the quick hand-eye coordination of a half-retarded sloth with muscle spasms

[Tadao]

Any one bring any cool chart boards or props?

[RaNkeri]

Got damn, I got raped in CoD MW2.

Raped.

[Tadao]

Is my avatar hax0r3d?

[Sam]

YES

[Tadao]

Sunday - DINOSHARK ON SCIFI!

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/it-came-from-the-deep-dinoshark-makes-its-tv-debut--1060

[Otto]

New b-movies just don't do it for me like mid-90s and earlier b-movies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh man, is that a T-Rex Shark?

[Sam]

i'm so tired of cruising the bar for some tight sliz

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[Kitsa]

dammit rankeri


stop trying to make miami vice happen

[Grislygus]

HAWAII 5-0, FUCK YEAH

YOU FINNLISH BASTARD

[Grislygus]

HAY GUISE a few of the professors at the art school I'm applying to watched me work in a portfolio development class and pulled me aside to say that they'll vouch for me

Grisly Gus, fuck yeah BIIIIIITCHES

[Grislygus]

though I imagine that they'd be repulsed if they ever were told just how much time I waste on MS paint :(

[Otto]

I remember one of the professors at my art school telling me not to spend all of my scholarship money on beer.

He didn't like me very much.

[Kitsa]

My art professor made us lug a 20-lb textbook back and forth to the AIC (art institute of Chicago...also known as the Ferris Bueller art museum) three times a damn week on the commuter train. She was nice though.

[Sam]

HAY GUISE a few of the professors at the art school I'm applying to watched me work in a portfolio development class and pulled me aside to say that they'll vouch for me

Grisly Gus, fuck yeah BIIIIIITCHES

You should show them my ms-paint portfolio and see if they will vouch for me too.

THEN WE CAN CRUISE FOR SOME TIGHT SLIZ

[Pub Lover]

Has this already passed through here? :eek

pYU7oG2V7uc

[Grislygus]

My phone doesn't show emoticons or embedded video as existing at all, so all I can do is quote and look at the coded link to the video that I cannot watch :( I'm sad now

[Grislygus]

DESCRIBE IT TO ME

CONVEY THE FUNNY EVEN IF THE JOKE IS BUTCHERED IN THE PROCESS, I DEMAND IT

[Sam]

FUCK YOU FOR IGNORING ME >:

[Grislygus]

I'M SORRY SAM, I DIDNT MEAN TO IGNORE YOU BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO CRUISE FOR ANY TIGHT SLIZ RIGHT NOW, THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN THE PORTFOLIO CLASS WONT STOP TALKING TO ME DURING THE BREAKS AND THE HIGH SCHOOL GUYS CROWD AROUND THE EDGES JEALOUSLY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GODDAMNED WIERDO AND MY MORALE IS DYING SLOWLY :(

SERIOUSLY, WHEN WE ALL STAND UP TO LOOK AT EVERYONE'S WORK AND I MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROOM AWAY FROM THE CROWD THEY FOLLOW ME





THEY FOLLOW ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT THE HELL

[Sam]

YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME DOG

[Grislygus]

JUST DON'T TELL DANNY :(

[Sam]

I'M TELLIN

[Grislygus]

NUH UH

[Sam]

YEAH HUH

SELFISH ASS

[Grislygus]

YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME, I'M DEPRIVED

MY PHONE WON'T LET ME CAST MY IMPORTANT DOC MOCK VOTE

[captain516]

I can't stop watching the Trololo video.

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

GODDAMNIT

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak
.

[Esuohlim]

GUS

[Fathom Zero]

LAH LAH LAAAAAAAAH LAHHH LAAAH LAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Colonel Flagg]

Has this already passed through here? :eek

pYU7oG2V7uc

Not here, but this dude is hysterical. Eduard Gil. A C-list (at least in Russia) singer from Smolensk doing what I believe is a vocal exercise (at least that's what I learned on the interwebs, so it must be true). Reminds me of a Socialist Lawrence Welk.

I think I saw his hair move once. :eek

The song is addictive - I can't stop humming it ALL THE EFFING TIME.

lalalala La lala La lala Laaaa lalalala Laaaa!
yayayaya Ya yaya Ya yaya Yaaaa yayayaya YAAAAAA!

EDIT: Apparently he's still alive and singing with a "Rock Band" with his son, Dmitri.

[Colonel Flagg]

ONE TRICK OF A TINY BELLY!
LOSE A BIT OF YOUR BELLY EACH DAY BY FOLLOWING THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE!

STOP EATING SO DAMNED MUCH, YOU PIG.

[Esuohlim]

The trick is to go buy a vibrating belt exercise machine like a real man

[WhiteRat]

Drugtown mom learns simple trick to keeping your anus white!

[Pub Lover]

Not here, but this dude is hysterical.
He is. :) Thank you for the info, Sir. :posh

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit I'm high

[Guitar Woman]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Guitar Woman]

Not here, but this dude is hysterical. Eduard Gil. A C-list (at least in Russia) singer from Smolensk doing what I believe is a vocal exercise (at least that's what I learned on the interwebs, so it must be true). Reminds me of a Socialist Lawrence Welk.

I think I saw his hair move once. :eek

The song is addictive - I can't stop humming it ALL THE EFFING TIME.

lalalala La lala La lala Laaaa lalalala Laaaa!
yayayaya Ya yaya Ya yaya Yaaaa yayayaya YAAAAAA!

EDIT: Apparently he's still alive and singing with a "Rock Band" with his son, Dmitri.

what in the fuck did I just watch

[Pentegarn]

That was big last couple weeks on Preston and Steve (ask the Colonel)

[captain516]

Col. was right about it being addictive. I saw it two days ago, and I can't stop humming it either.

[Sam]

I HAVE THE SHITS :(

[Fathom Zero]

Preston and Steve (ask the Colonel)

Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

[Guitar Woman]

I think I'm in a red place with jerks. Holy FUCK I am high.

[Sam]

I HAVE THE WORST REEKING FARTS EVER UGH

[Tadao]

poop

[WhiteRat]

i can't stop drinking water

[Supafly345]

pee

[Fathom Zero]

I just ate six bananas. Now I'm making a pizza.

[Chojin]

holy shit I'm high

woooah cool man, log into xbox live and tell everyone

[Pentegarn]

Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

Whatever :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

r6msMrb0m6I

[Esuohlim]

holy shit I'm high

I'm telling your dad

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

To each their own.

I'm guessing you were a "Barsky" kind of guy. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

DAMMIT

[RaNkeri]

FUCK 22.12.2012

4.11.4006 BITCHES

[RaNkeri]

ALSO, DAVID BECKHAM

[Grislygus]

Man I actually have nothing to do today, no lines to wait in, no having to wait in the dmv or AAA, no having to sit in a clinic for five hours, no having to sit in my car and wait for something to open or for some random jackass store manager to finally get off of their two hour lunch break so I can ask them why the hell they're jerking me around on my job application...

SO once again I'm still stuck at home, hovering over dinner cooking in a crock pot for six hours while the stew simmers and boils down SO I'M ON AN ACTUAL COMPUTER TODAY

Prepare for a glorious unleashing of bold and italics, previously unavailable on my phone, perhaps supplemented by underlined text, and prepare for me to be even more annoying

[Terra]

I would like to hear more about the stew, please.

[Grislygus]

Rice, ground hominy, diced carrots, potatoes (baked beforehand), black beans, corn, jalapenos, short (thickly cut) chicken strips (also slow-and-low baked beforehand, tender as hell now), thyme, cilantro, butter, a healthy dose of ground red pepper flakes, previously reduced/homemade chicken broth with secret seasonings that make it oh-so savory, sliced mushrooms, and a decent dash of pepper, why?

[Pentegarn]

To each their own.

I'm guessing you were a "Barsky" kind of guy. :\

No he's probably a Kidd Chris (or is it Kidd Kris?) guy

[Esuohlim]

I downloaded the entire Beatles discography the other day so I can listen through it all and finally legitimately back up my claim that I hate them

[Terra]

Rice, ground hominy, diced carrots, potatoes (baked beforehand), black beans, corn, jalapenos, short (thickly cut) chicken strips (also slow-and-low baked beforehand, tender as hell now), thyme, cilantro, butter, a healthy dose of ground red pepper flakes, previously reduced/homemade chicken broth with secret seasonings that make it oh-so savory, sliced mushrooms, and a decent dash of pepper, why?

I was getting hungry.

[Esuohlim]

Anorexia makes you hungry, yes

[Grislygus]

Did I mention that the crockpot dinner itself is turkey stewing in sherry, celery, green onions, and its own juices, to be further developed into tasty well-sauced goodness?

[Esuohlim]

She cannot wait get her lanugo-covered hands on it and inhale the calorie-less vapors

[Grislygus]

You remember watching live action Spider man and Battlestar Galactica? You're pretty old.The times they are a-changing, grandpa. Just accept the fact there will always be new versions of older franchises, and that people will one day be reminiscing about them. :Bob Dylan

I sure as hell remember watching live action Spiderman and Battlestar Galactica on SciFi (whenever they weren't playing Gigantor). What is he, twelve?


Now I can't go after Coolinator over him in good conscience. >:

[Esuohlim]

I downloaded the entire Beatles discography the other day so I can listen through it all and finally legitimately back up my claim that I hate them

Album #1: Please Please Me

Boring derivative pop songs and shitty doo-wop. There's a song called "Boys" where they sing about boys. Fuck this shit.

[The Leader]

You should have started from their last album and gone back.

[Guitar Woman]

Rolling Stones were always better than The Beatles. Just sayin'.

Although The Beatles were a big factor in me realizing that all music wasn't complete shit. They're a good starting point for classic rock fags, I think

[Tadao]

idiot

[The Leader]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Are the Beatles only good because they were revolutionary? Do they continue to be boring by today's standards or am I going to get unexpectedly floored by some heavy shit coming up

I'm looking forward to when I get to Sgt. Pepper's, the most overhyped album other than Dark Side of the Moon (which sucks).

[The Leader]

You're going to hate it because you already hate it so you're wasting your time.

[Esuohlim]

I hate everything before I like it >:, The Leader >:

[The Leader]

Then you're wasting your life.

[Zhukov]

Hate is a powerful ally, The Leader.


You would do well to embrace it.

[The Leader]

Never. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

[The Leader]

:pagebrak

[The Leader]

But not really. ;/

[Zhukov]

I guess what I said was a bit of a stretch too :)

[The Leader]

BFFs! :)

[Guitar Woman]

Got Linux working on my previously blue-screened laptop. :picklehat

I read a lot of complaints about how wireless cards are shit with Ubuntu, but my Netgear setup pretty much worked seamlessly here. Better than it does with Windows, actually. :\

Also am still crazy on psychoactive substances, hurr

[Zhukov]

The Leader, you know you are pretty much my favourite poster beginning with 'The'. ;)

[Babs]

I thought the leader was making an action figure of Doc Mock but as far as I know, it never happened.

[Esuohlim]

I decided not to vote Thursday now because I evaluated how fucking stupid you sounded making that statement. I can only imagine you now in your mid 30's with your playstation 3 controller perched up on your beer belly switching between typing on you gravy in crested keyboard and playing hitman. What the hell is wrong with you?

Babs calling the kettle stupid

[Babs]

WTF I DON'T PLAY PLAYSTATION FGGT

[Esuohlim]

SURRY BUBS

[Sam]

WE'RE GONNA GO AMERICA ALL OVER THEIR ASSES

[Tadao]

You might like certain tracks on Rubber Soul and Revolver and then again on Let It Be.

[Sam]

FUCK THAT

[Fathom Zero]

No he's probably a Kidd Chris (or is it Kidd Kris?) guy

Actually, I'm a fan of Opie and Anthony, and I've listened to Ron & Fez since I first heard them seven years ago. So I'm not really into those morning zoo-type shows with a lot of "funny" celebrity impersonations, fake prank calls, and overly produced bits.

That said, I haven't heard Preston and Steve in ages, but I think Kidd Chris is just alright.

And I'm not into these "shock jocks", either. God, they suck.

[Esuohlim]

DREW AND MIKE WRIF DETROIT MOTHER FUCKERS

[Esuohlim]

You might like certain tracks on Rubber Soul and Revolver and then again on Let It Be.

I hear good things about Abbey Road and the White Album too. I've never even heard of Please Please Me until yesterday.

[Zhukov]

Babs, you have shit for brains. I'd rather be "boring" than desperately seeking approval from a group of people whose indifference towards me is rivaled only by that of my own parents.

[Babs]

Just the fact that some pretentious aussie fag, such as yourself, is sipping his cappuccino on his neat little mac book at his local star bucks makes me sick and full of disgust. Just because you read a T.S. Elliott novel and can recite some Kerouac doesn't make you the next fucking Freud. I bet you feel so fucking suave when you go buy a $5 beer don't you? Truly pathetic seeing as you think you're "someone" because you have friends on a god damn website. What's even more sad, is that you're trying to boast it like as if you're saying "IN YOUR FACE I MADE FRIENDS ON A FORUM BITCH". I guess you're entitled to just about anything then, so go ahead and state some fucking red neck statement you probably heard from watching Deliverance.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think of a dude with cat's-asshole lips sipping a cappuccino in a beret when I think of Zhukov.

[Babs]

Suckoff isn't to bad, he's entertaining. I do not hate this man.

[Fathom Zero]

You're bullshitting. If you have a point, make it. Don't waffle when somebody doesn't agree.

[Babs]

So that has to mean I hate him because I stated how I depict him in my mind? I'm pretty sure he wasn't disagreeing with me about anything, unless you consider saying he rather be boring as a form of disagreement.

This is really fucking stupid now and I can't believe how fucking retarded some people on this forum really are.

[RaNkeri]

GOD DAMN, SHIT JUST GOT REEEEAAAAAALLLLL

[Zhukov]

Why the hell would I care how you... depict me in your mind?


Also, I was less commenting on the fact that I have internet friends and you do not, and leaning more towards the 'you desperately want i-mockery to be your friend' angle.

[Babs]

Why the hell would I care how you... depict me in your mind?

Maybe the fact you're bringing it up when I wasn't even talking to you. Speak when spoken to...... bitch.

[RaNkeri]

IUH3JQjcweM

[Babs]

:lol

[Zhukov]

Oh, I see. You can say something incredibly stupid and about me, but I can't comment because you were actually talking to Fathom at the time. Fair enough.

How about this; I'll follow that insane logic made up on the spot since you have nothing better to come back with, if you shut the fuck up and never post ever again.

Deal?


Deal.

[Babs]

Were you touched inappropriately as a small child or anything around those lines? Sir, you are lashing out irrationally at me and I think that's uncalled for. I don't know about you, but I'm an American and we can post where ever we want boy. I know all you "differents" out there have some sort of fucked firewall bullshit going on and you're a little tense from not being able to access your small tits and squirters but you can't take that anguish out on someone, especially a proud American as myself. I know you're a little racist, you don't like black presidents, but take that shit along with your marxist beliefs and build a wall around yourself in the outback aussie fag.

[Zhukov]

Quick, call me a Jew, it might work! And fucking LOL at attempting to dis me by saying I don't black presidents. :lol


Aussie fag, are you a pedophile? Did your mom suck your dicks as a child? I now youre are a racist, but try not to be racist you fag. Why dont you move to America were we don't have restricting laws regarding sex on the internet. Fucking marxist.

[Babs]

I know you don't black presidents :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, we all need

Someone

We can cream on

And if you want to,

You can cream on me

[Grislygus]

This has me on the edge of my seat

Babs is retarded and I keep expecting Zhukov to beat him like a red-headed stepchild and it isn't happening :x









BABS IS GOING TO EAT ZHUKOV'S HEART AND STEAL HIS POWER, GUYS :(

[Guitar Woman]

The fuck?

[Guitar Woman]

SECRET TIME: I've been drunk since about 3 PM yesterday!

It's about 15 minutes to 8 AM now.

I think I fried some brain cells.

[Zhukov]

I only eat the hearts of worthy opponents :rolleyes

[Zhukov]

Wait... in a round about way that sort of implies I'm not worthy :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4266/1268750870620.jpg
Ok, there's a special hell for people who laugh at this, and I'm going to it

[RaNkeri]

:lol


:(

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to read that book.

[The Leader]

I thought the leader was making an action figure of Doc Mock but as far as I know, it never happened.
I have made that figure along with three or four others. I still have to finish the figure of Ms. D and then I will send them in. School has just been really busy so I haven't had much time to work on it. :(

[Dimnos]

Zhukov. Dont forget about your ignore list. Just saying. :\

[Esuohlim]

I call it my Lenor List ;)

[Dimnos]

ZZZIIINNNGGG!!

[Fathom Zero]

I call it my Lenor List ;)

I was about to say that I've only ever had one person on that list. :(

[Zhukov]

He might have an opinion that needs correcting; I'm not going to ignore someone who gives me a pathetic sense of self achievement.

[Grislygus]

My entry for the next Doc Mock art contest is practically finished and it hasn't even been announced yet

On the other hand, I may not even submit it because it's so huge that viewing it in any way other than opening it in MS Paint blurs the fuck out of it AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT


Either way, it's going to eventually end up being scaled down so that I can use it for another SEIZURE TIME, because it will cause migraines in active GIF form

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Babs]

Girl, you know you my world.

[Grislygus]

NOT YET, NOT YET SAVE IT FOR SEIZURE TIME

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Babs]

PAGE BRAK D00D WTF

[Dimnos]

If Babs last post wasnt about how he is or at least was this kid, then it should have been.

<Removed img link that didnt work :( >

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SFW?

[Dimnos]

Why wouldnt it be?

[Tadao]

I DON'T LIKE LIVER

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.80stees.com/products/Wildcard-Always-Sunny-Shirt.asp

Want this shirt

[Tadao]

Hahahaha

[Tadao]

http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Silence-Of-The-Lambs-It-Rubs-The-Lotion-On-Its-Skin-Shirt.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Album #2: With the Beatles

This is an improvement, albeit barely. The music and lyrics are a little less lighthearted and faggy than the first album, and the shitty 50s doo-wop is replaced for the most part with shitty 50s rock and roll. Still boring.

[Tadao]

well duh

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/41C04-4d86L_AA280_.jpg

This one's the best. The only people who get it are fellow fans, and it's so small and unassuming that none of the normal people will notice you geeking it up

[Grislygus]

I take that BACK, apparently there's a huge fucking logo on the back. not cool, bra

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They have the dick towel too I'm thinking about getting.

[Esuohlim]

GRIZZLYGOOSE :snuglasses

[Grislygus]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

[Esuohlim]

REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN WE'D JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND TALK :(

GIVE ME A HUG, FUCKER

[Grislygus]

THERE WERE MORE FUNNY AND STUPID PEOPLE BACK THEN

And there were even funnier and even dumber people back when I first got here

And there were even funnier and even dumber people than that back before I first got here




Honestly, I miss the useless mock wars section. :( All the new people are bitching at each other all over everything AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT WE'VE LOST

Also, Pub used to be here 24/7 as the forum's guardian angel, now he ignores us all :(













On an even more depressing note, one of my friends is a HUGE fan of Monster Magnet, and there's nothing I love better than to rag on him relentlessly for being such a faggot. Well, he's finally convinced me to listen to 4-Way Diablo. It's as queer and overblown as every other album that they've done, but I'm horrified to discover that I really like this album

SHIT

[Grislygus]

Well, except for A Thousand Stars, that song fucking sucks. And Wall of Fire, now that I think about it. And You're Alive. And I'm Calling You.

Actually, the whole damn album sucks except for Solid Gold and Blow Your Mind, and the lyrics are just as retarded as ever. Fuck Monster Magnet, I remain correct in my original opinion of them

[Grislygus]

I miss the actual Mock Wars too, there was funny shit amidst all the crap. And the crappy humor gave them character, context. Texture, if you will

[Esuohlim]

How are we supposed to be nice and friendly and welcoming to people at I-Mockery if we have a forum about mocking, come on Gus

[Grislygus]

Has anyone else notice that being nice and friendly to all the new people basically amounts to being bitchy and retarded rather than cruel and funny?




Also, now that I visit memory lane, I'm fucking disgusted to notice that my only contribution to Thread Backups was this rather than this (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25865), which was actually funny

[Grislygus]

I'll nnever forget Gadzooks making the fat kid cry and the following mockery of his dead father

[Evil Robot]

If you rearrange the letters in "Micheal Jackson" you can spell the words "Anal Jock Chimes".

[Sam]

SPACE LORD MOTHER MOTHER

[HickMan]

Heyy Sam :)

[Grislygus]

Bored, Bored, BORED I SAY! I have to wait until April 24 to work for the Census, no one else is hiring in the meantime (not even parttime), I have no money for beer or glenfiddich or movies or dinner, lunch, sports tickets, or any form of merrymaking whatsoever and I am BORED, AND THERE ARE NO OTHER RESTLESS INSOMNIACS TO KEEP ME COMPANY AROUND HERE

[Grislygus]

By God, you people are going to have to skip over my nocturnal ravings when you wake up.


I miss the actual Mock Wars too, there was funny shit amidst all the crap. And the crappy humor gave them character, context. Texture, if you will

I'm still stuck on this train of thought. It's been three years already and I want to square off against Tadao. Besides, the new people need to be beat on

[Grislygus]

Hey, did I mention that Farmers Insurance just charged me two premiums on my ONE vehicle (as well as other bullshit charges), taking a total of four hundred and eighty four dollars from my account? And that, after I complained to my agent and demanded a refund of three hundred seventy five of those dollars, I got a letter from Farmers saying that they were "taking action" against me, but in no way described what that action was, or why?

[Grislygus]

Did I also mention that US Cellular JUST FINISHED extorting me for one hundred and thirty dollars five months after I cancelled my plan and paid everything in full? I'm feeling like Old Gil from The Simpsons right now >:

[Sam]

WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCK US CELLULAR >:

I HAD THEM FOR A WHILE AND THEY DIDN'T AMOUNT TO A PILE OF DOG COCKS

[Grislygus]

SAM, YOU'RE HERE




I'M GLAD WE AGREE AND EVERYONE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW IS A PUSSY

[kahljorn]

SUP NIGGA

FUCK INSURANCE. THEY TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME ONE TIME TOO. ALSO THIS One tiME I NOTICED MONTH TO MONTH THEY GRADUALLY STARTED BILLING ME SEVEN DAYS EARLIER, SO EVENTUALLY IT WAS LIKE I WAS ONLY PAYING FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEks of inSURANCE.

[Grislygus]

:lol :( :( who the hell did you have?

[Tadao]

I'm still stuck on this train of thought. It's been three years already and I want to square off against Tadao. Besides, the new people need to be beat on

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702547

[Zhukov]

I always enjoyed mockwars.


Also, happy St Patrick's day to everyone bar the Protestants and English.

http://www.eslbee.com/calendar/photos/sands_10.gif

[executioneer]

gonna get so f*ckin drunk

i'd have a few before work if i'd slept

[Kitsa]

St Patrick was English.

Well, Occupied British.

[RaNkeri]

I think I'll have few drinks at the local Irish bar.

Oh and happy belated st urho's day

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I always enjoyed mockwars.


Also, happy St Patrick's day to everyone bar the Protestants and English.

http://www.eslbee.com/calendar/photos/sands_10.gif

:lol :HIGHFIVE

[Grislygus]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702547

That's sad, man :(

[Grislygus]

"The swath of stroke-prone states across the Southeastern United States - generally including North and South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama - have long been known as the "Stroke Belt." But recent research suggests that just being born and spending your childhood in one of these states raises your risk for stroke, even if you move away later":lol

[Tadao]

:lol you can't run from it!

[Dimnos]

Those poor dumb bastards. :lol

[Kitsa]

speaking of dumb bastards...

http://www.cbn.com/media/player/index.aspx?s=/vod/BIO_SW_031710_WS

Medical advice from Pat Robertson, how could this possibly go wrong?

Among other things, I learned that you should take whatever OTC painkiller makes you happy, you shouldn't eat trichinosis, and cows have an extra stomach.

[Tadao]

Nsaids = Non Specific Anti Inflamitory blah blah blah

:lol

[Tadao]

OMG he just recommended aleeve and doesn'y know what an Nsaid is.

[Tadao]

Uhg I can't watch the whole thing.

[Esuohlim]

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

This one is way better than the first two. I could actually see myself listening to this one again. Lyrical subject matter still gay, hopefully this changes (it won't).

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/brakdancing.jpg

He's gonna get some gullible sumbitch killed

[Tadao]

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

This one is way better than the first two. I could actually see myself listening to this one again. Lyrical subject matter still gay, hopefully this changes (it won't).

You need to link them so I can just easily click on the link to see whats on the album. :(

[Tadao]

I like the song anytime at all. There's not too many I like now that I've had sex with a girl, cause early Beatles are for virgins.

[Esuohlim]

You lazy pile of

Album #1: Please Please Me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Please_Please_Me#Track_listing)

Album #2: With The Beatles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/With_The_Beatles#Track_listing)

Album #3: Hard Day's Night (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Hard_Day%27s_Night_(album)#Track_listing)

[Tadao]

Wait till you get to this stuff. This is one of my favorite stalker/killing songs.

xOAYNKmjebs

[Tadao]

BTW SciFi has been playing Leprechaun 1-4 backwards. Glad I dvrded it so I can watch them in order.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is Lep in Space #4? That's one is the jam.

[Tadao]

Yep

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need better grammar. Also, going to go watch syfy

[RaNkeri]

NJ9G744XPdI

[Tadao]

I think it's too late for you 10K, but Lep 1 is on in 20 mins EST

[Sam]

I saw two dvd sets and one was Leprechaun In The Hood/Space set and the other one was the numbered movies. EIGHT BUCKS EACH! :eek

[Tadao]

So, 1-4 and both in the hoods for 8 bucks? Err I mean 16 total?

[Sam]

Two sets for $8 each. 1 - 3 in one set. 4 and In Tha Hood 1/2 in the other.

[Tadao]

Jawesome

[RaNkeri]

Good night

-pyC7WnvLT4

[Esuohlim]

Rankeri I'm going to buy a plane ticket to Finland and then I'm going to find you and murder you

[Kitsa]

chocolate cheerios are the proverbial shiznit.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Rankeri buddy we used to be best friends

[Tadao]

Like Laurel and Hardy!

[Dimnos]

7dD7BI9Pjn8

[Grislygus]

Bullshit it never rains in Southern California, it's the only state in the union that manages to be hammered by torrents of miserable rainstorms and still be crippled by monstrous droughts at the same time

[Tadao]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

MOVING TO CANADA:
Have a housing situation with a guy I already know pretty well, plus cheap rent
Smallish town, which I like
Community college which won't give me any shit for my awful educational history
Finally getting out of America
No real change from the current weather or scenery, might even get colder

MOVING TO HAWAII:
Nice beaches
Nice weather
Kava
Socialized healthcare
Still in America
Don't know anyone
Have no idea what the schooling, job, or housing situation is

Which one do you guys think? I'm leaning towards Canada.

[Esuohlim]

Over Zomboid's dead body you will