I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

NUFFIN MUCH

JUST BOUGHT EASY RIDER, BACKDRAFT, CARLITOS WAY AND DONY BE A MENACE IN SOUTH CENTRAL


YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE IDIOTS IN RURAL OREGON BARS

[Grislygus]

seriously, though. One particular fat, short redneck kept punching his pussy friends, called us guidos because we didn't want to play pool with him, and tried to fight eight mexican guys because one of their girlfriends had beaten him at pool

[Grislygus]

another guy apparently thought that he looked scottish, because he came in with a kilt on (well, he thought it was a kilt, it didn't have plaid on it and was therefore a SKIRT), Shiny black shoes and knee-high stockings. He proceeded to dance (badly) with his burnt-out hippie girlfriend until everyone in the bar got up and left

[Tadao]

You down around LA now?

[Grislygus]

fack, kgp4death seems intent on being a standard-issue cockswabber

[Grislygus]

And yes. Yes, roughly around the area

[Pentegarn]

kgp4death? Is he still around?

[Tadao]

Cool beans, you should meet up with me and my budday at the Candy Cat one day. http://www.thecandycats.com/
These bitches will look smokin' hot if you're F.O.B.

[Pentegarn]

Full Of Beer?

[elx]

fresh off the boat? :o

[Tadao]

fresh off the boat? :o

yeppers

[kahljorn]

dude i think i summoned grislygus back with a well-placed PRIVATE MESSAGE OF LOVE :O: :O:O:O YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BRING ANYBODY ELSE BACK FROM THE DEAD?

SUP GUS.

ALSO THATS AWESOME YOU MOVED TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE I LIVE :(

[bigtimecow]

how about sports? or fartinmowler?

no just kidding. in reality bring back bubsy :(

[RaNkeri]

R.I.P Tony "Ludvig Borga" Halme

[RaNkeri]

XVgjZOmbEXE

[Pub Lover]

It is the 12th here and as always I'm going to pretend it is for all of you as well. ;)

Kitsa, I hope it goes well. Good luck to you and yours.

[Kitsa]

Thanks, Pub. I hope it does too. I figure it'll either happen tomorrow or draw out for 2 more long weeks :(

[RaNkeri]

Good luck, Kitsa. :)
When is the expected day of confinment?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hope all goes well Kitsa.

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I think I should have been confined a long time ago. What I've been told is that tomorrow I get some stitches out (the stitches holding the baby in, basically) and it either all happens right then or I get a C section the last week of the month.

When my mother had the stitches holding my brother taken out, she stood up from the table and had him right there. So that oughta be fun :(

[Dixie]

i'm keeping you in my thoughts kitsa!
i hope everything goes well!!!
<3

[Tadao]

Good luck soldier!

[Kitsa]

Thanks.

[Shrubfest]

Happy baby times. I hope she has your hair and her dad's health.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p4520107dt.jpg

[Kitsa]

heh heh heh. Yeah :D

There's definitely a little pink blue jackets jersey in this kid's future.

Also, this:


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ImtoldIlikehockey.jpg

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Tadao]

WILLIE


Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat"- Good song to play while committing a brutal murder, or best song to play while committing a brutal murder?

I'd rather do it to this song while singing along.

OfxoM6trtZE

[Kitsa]

I'd go with this one.

xFrGuyw1V8s

[Tadao]

:edit

I'm to tired to start that fire :(

[Grislygus]

holy shit, arlo guthrie



FUN FACT: if you open up the youtube link in a second tab and have it play a few seconds behind the embedded video, the dual harmony may trick you into thinking the song is tolerable

[Tadao]

:lol

[Grislygus]

Which song do you think RaNkeri would murder to?

[Grislygus]

OMIGOD everbuddee post the song they think he would choos

[Kitsa]

If we're going with Arlo Guthrie, I'd do this one. It'd be the longest murder ever. And it would have to happen on Thanksgiving.


GguFmYRryz8

[Grislygus]

HAHA I fuggin got it

BML2JAFUIaw

HIYA RANKY BOY, YA LIKE THAT ONE

[Tadao]

I can see this song driving Finland into a murderous rage.

ANtMdzOFIVQ

[Grislygus]

The Finnlish people LOVE Bjork

[Grislygus]

WHY THE FUCK ISNT MY LINK SHOWING UP

GRRRARARARRAA

[Tadao]

You have to use only

BML2JAFUIaw

not the whole link.

I hate that mellow side of Bjerk. :(

[Grislygus]

HA

I WIN

[Kitsa]

There's no sunshine in Finland, it's a fact.



NaCCG7QkM_c

[Grislygus]

SAwllriiiiiight, now what song would Pub kill to?

[Grislygus]

I have this vision of him popping up with a purple tophat and tommygun to the sounds of Parliament-Funkadelic


BUT WHICH SONG

[RaNkeri]

Which song do you think RaNkeri would murder to?

zrFa8-R78P8

[RaNkeri]

I can see this song driving Finland into a murderous rage.

ANtMdzOFIVQ

:lol

[Grislygus]

And a long wool coat, he's wearing a long blue wool coat

[Grislygus]

Holy Shit RanK, that was like a training montage from a Bollywood-funded Croatian knockoff of Rocky

[Tadao]

This is how I see Pub

VPgHbt0ODr4

[Grislygus]

meh, I prefer to think of Homicidal Pub Lover as "Funky Fresh"

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

He needs to get on IM so that we can ask him to address this immediately! I just can't picture him in funk mode. I wanna see how he phunks now.

[RaNkeri]

yo4glASbEh4

Definitely Pub

[Grislygus]

Here are my official homicide song selections for Dr. Boogie and CarnivoreIsGod, respectively

VWf1MdHv80Q

q20XgdUloME

[Dixie]

i would rather kill to the soothing sounds of lothar and the hand people



suprisingly i am not an exodus fan

[Grislygus]

WAIDAMINUTE

You changed your name?

[Tadao]

I can see Chojin killing to this.

fvZqWq0ZNjk

[Tadao]

And for Dixie

1m_UQHmcEnA

[RaNkeri]

S0lEDY-LDaY

Sam :(

[Grislygus]

NO NO NO NO




WRONG









This is Sam's superawesomemegabadass homicide theme song


DldXphx9G3w

[Grislygus]

THERE'S A RAGING FIRE IN MY HEART TONIGHT

[Grislygus]

TAKE ME ON YOUR MIGHTY WINGS :SOLO

[Sam]

TAKE MY BREATH AWAY BY BERLIN, WHILE I PERFORM A SLOW DISECTION BY THE MOONLIGHT

[Grislygus]

EYE OF THE CHAMPION

[Tadao]

Pub says he would kill to

btEpF334Rtc

[Kitsa]

I'd just like to say that I love having a printer that works for once.

[kahljorn]

IS this sONg SUPPosed TO Be A THEME song OR LIKE A Song yoU USe TO TORTURE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY DIE

ALSO fROM WHAT I REMEMBER FATHOM ZERO TOTALLY PICKED A SONG HE WOULD WANT ME TO WHISTLE WHILE I KILLED HIM :(

[Tadao]

I think of it as a song I sing/play for the people I'm killing. Like a portable radio strapped to my back as I shotgun the local mall.

[kahljorn]

[FOX NEWS] "VALUES FAIR AND BALANCED NEWS"

-- SARAH PALIN

AND THEY DONT JUST VALUE IT, THEY SO VALUE IT

[Tadao]

I read that today. I wanted to say something about it, but then I wanted to forget about it right away. :(

[dextire]

I'm enjoying the murder music way too much. :)
I even made some album art for it.

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/killercuts2.jpg

[kahljorn]

yea i was gonna make a post about it in the philosophy forum but I pretty much felt the same.

[Colonel Flagg]

Somewhere in Korea, KulturKampf is deleriously happy. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_harlem_globetrotter_rudy_rude

Going to see the Globetrotters next month :)

[bigtimecow]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW THREAD?

[executioneer]

GpHXnBnKQ-g

MURDER MUSIX

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

BTC WON'T PLAY THE REINDEER GAMES

[bigtimecow]

dude i AM the reindeer games

[kahljorn]

ILL GET TO MESSAGING BUGSBY I PROMISE :O
ITS ON MY LIST OF PRIORItieS :(

[Zhukov]

You know sometimes I am the only one on these forums, and it says ONE USER ACTIVE down the bottom and that user is me. It's the only time I feel truly safe.

[Kitsa]

I can understand that.

I was watching the news today, waiting for coverage of this distressing missing-Nigerian-president thing, and no one but me seems to care. I haven't seen it on US news at all.

[Zhukov]

There may have been a time when I would get mad at that, but I think that would have more to do with elitist anti-USAism than caring about the president of Nigeria. To be honest I don't care if they find him or not.

[Kitsa]

I was just thinking about the outcry when "The Gods Must Be Crazy" parts 1 and 2 came out, how racist everyone said it was for acting like these African countries were just madcap banana republics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_republic) with governments getting ousted and/or killed just about every other week. And the outrage sounds good, but then stuff like this happens.

[dextire]

I'd heard nothing about this until you made a thread on it, Kitsa.
I even thought the thread was spam at first.
Google, Yahoo, BBC, and Twitter were all empty until he finally broke his silence.

[Kitsa]

I just don't get how these leaders (and a couple of prominent Americans did the same, just taking off for extended periods of time) think they can just drop off the map and no one will notice.

[Zhukov]

I guess it's working so far, right?

[elx]

i had my first distance ed/conference class last night. the 'super advanced' technology, allowed the professor to teach 5 universities and 100 students from all over at once. each class room had a 360 camera and microphones in the desks - the screen would switch over to where ever the loudest noise at that moment was coming from and zoom in on it. (this is so we could see whoever was talking at the time - student, professor, whoever)

the problem was we had to be extremely quiet for the professor to stay on the screen, but the 'super advanced' technology was too sensitive. someone would sneeze, the professor would be cut off mid-sentence and it'd switch to the class and zoom in on the student who did it. (other examples included putting on a sweatshirt, dropping a pen, and one lovely lady who attempted to sneak out with the camera following her to the door - zoomed in on her toush) each time 101 people would start laughing, and the screen would seizure between the 5 rooms until everyone stopped. oh the future. :) 3 hours, we accomplished nothing, going to be a great semester!

[WhiteRat]

i had my first distance ed/conference class last night. the 'super advanced' technology, allowed the professor to teach 5 universities and 100 students from all over at once. each class room had a 360 camera and microphones in the desks - the screen would switch over to where ever the loudest noise at that moment was coming from and zoom in on it. (this is so we could see whoever was talking at the time - student, professor, whoever)

the problem was we had to be extremely quiet for the professor to stay on the screen, but the 'super advanced' technology was too sensitive. someone would sneeze, the professor would be cut off mid-sentence and it'd switch to the class and zoom in on the student who did it. (other examples included putting on a sweatshirt, dropping a pen, and one lovely lady who attempted to sneak out with the camera following her to the door - zoomed in on her toush) each time 101 people would start laughing, and the screen would seizure between the 5 rooms until everyone stopped. oh the future. :) 3 hours, we accomplished nothing, going to be a great semester!

That's hilarious even though I'd eventually get frustrated at the severe lack of productivity if I was in that class.

[Zhukov]

i had my first distance ed/conference class last night. the 'super advanced' technology, allowed the professor to teach 5 universities and 100 students from all over at once. each class room had a 360 camera and microphones in the desks - the screen would switch over to where ever the loudest noise at that moment was coming from and zoom in on it. (this is so we could see whoever was talking at the time - student, professor, whoever)

the problem was we had to be extremely quiet for the professor to stay on the screen, but the 'super advanced' technology was too sensitive. someone would sneeze, the professor would be cut off mid-sentence and it'd switch to the class and zoom in on the student who did it. (other examples included putting on a sweatshirt, dropping a pen, and one lovely lady who attempted to sneak out with the camera following her to the door - zoomed in on her toush) each time 101 people would start laughing, and the screen would seizure between the 5 rooms until everyone stopped. oh the future. :) 3 hours, we accomplished nothing, going to be a great semester!

I had lectures where you weren't supposed to ask questions. That's what the tutorials afterwards are for.

But the again we took Philosophy under a tree, with no desks, let alone desks with microphones in them.

[MarioRPG]

elx: Learn how to throw your voice. :lol

[elx]

what does that mean?

[Tadao]

It means make someone say something rude for all the world to see. Maybe you can get even with your brother for revealing your list. ;)

[Kitsa]

That sounds like the least productive class ever, but also potentially the most entertaining.

No baby today unless I spontaneously go into labor :( They decided on Jan 26, which feels like a very long way away.

[Tadao]

It sounds like Ground Hogs Day

[Kitsa]

It's a year to the day after Octomom :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Gee, Kit that sucks!
:(

[Colonel Flagg]

It's a year to the day after Octomom :(

I hope yours is less newsworthy :)

[Colonel Flagg]

3 hours, we accomplished nothing, going to be a great semester!

More like a loooooong semester. I'd hope everyone dropped the class but me. :(

[elx]

if anything, i think the class might just become larger in the next week. it was so much fun - the only downside to it is that 20% of my final grade will be based on class participation and i am incredibly shy :(

has anyone else taken one like this or had a similarly large class?

[kahljorn]

I've had several classes that had over a hundred people, and by the end of the semester there was usually only like 15 people in the class.

also if you're reasonably intelligent it shouldn't be all that hard to participate. I'm pretty shy but I usually managed to participate because I would know the answers/not care if i'm wrong.
also if you do any group projects/presentations all the stupid people will be too busy text messaging/talking to their friends/jacking off and looking smug to participate, so you'll end up doing all the work and get all the participation points :)

but who knows if our experiences will be similar!

if you're really shy just bring some rocks in to class and whenever the camera pans at you just throw them at the wall and then nobody will have to look at you!

[Kitsa]

I was in a real-life (as in, non-camera) class where everyone dropped but me. That was pretty awkward in terms of participation.

There was originally one other guy. It was an evening class that was taught by the advisor for my degree program. She would lecture, and he was uncomfortable, I guess. So the entire time she'd be talking, he'd be saying, "Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yeah. Oh. Uh huh..." When he dropped out about a week in, I was relieved because it was getting annoying.

Any other professor would have canceled the class with only one student, but she was out to do me a favor- she knew I needed it for my degree. So she kept it going, and that whole semester I was the only person. She lectured to just me. I felt guilty that she was coming in at night for this class with just one person. One time I tried to call off by explaining that I had no ride home. She told me she'd drive me home, and damned if she didn't.

The downside was that there was no way she'd ever call on someone else.

The upside was that the guilt and mandatory constant attention resulted in an A for the semester. I actually think it might have been an A+, can't remember.

[Guitar Woman]

You guys must go to shitty schools, I was so happy after my Journalism class today that it was like doing cocaine!

I also learned more about writing in a single three hour college class than I did in three years of high school. The most valuable thing I discovered today is why I hate my own writing; all the fucking thesaurus-padding to meet absurd paper length demands has given me the voice of a pompous, overcompensating douchebag. My new professor scolds me if I can't get my point across in less than 600 words. Also, we're forming a SUPERSTAR TAGTEAM with the web-designer kiddies and making a campus news site, which we don't already have for some reason.

IT'S AWESOME, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

[Tadao]

That was painful to read. :(

[kgp4death]

I am just surprised all you stupid fucks didn't kill yourselves yet.....especially you Tadao, I would have taken care of business if I were you.

[Zhukov]

Why are you "just surprised", and not just "surprised"?

[Grislygus]

Tell it like it is, brah

[Zhukov]

I am just surprised all you stupid fucks didn't kill yourselves yet.....especially you Tadao, I would have taken care of business if I were you.

Wait, I know why you are here; you were googling your name like you do every other day and Grislygus was at the top of the search results, having mentioned you not two days ago. It may look like people were talking about you, but they weren't. You can go away now.

[dextire]

I got a call tonight from a client. Looks like I'm doing a major drawing project for the next two weeks. :)
It's a whole lot of work, and I'll probably have to go to Atlanta for a few days, but it's about a months pay in two weeks.

[Pub Lover]

No baby today unless I spontaneously go into labor :( They decided on Jan 26, which feels like a very long way away.
Best of luck. :)

[captain516]

I got a call tonight from a client. Looks like I'm doing a major drawing project for the next two weeks. :)
It's a whole lot of work, and I'll probably have to go to Atlanta for a few days, but it's about a months pay in two weeks.

Good for you, mang. Will you post pictures of it when it's finished?

[Pentegarn]

I got a call tonight from a client. Looks like I'm doing a major drawing project for the next two weeks. :)
It's a whole lot of work, and I'll probably have to go to Atlanta for a few days, but it's about a months pay in two weeks.

Sounds cool, plus a trip to Atlanta, you can see Turner Field, the Coca Cola factory.... the... airport :P

Sorry, this was as close as I could get to the clip I wanted

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[dextire]

I've seen the Coca-Cola factory!
I even got to try a Mexican Coke. Which is made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup.
And that's about as cool as Atlanta gets. :)

I'd love to show you the drawing, Captain! Only it's a schematic drawing. Sorry, I meant to mention that before.
Also, Mang-Lava!

[Kitsa]

I am just surprised all you stupid fucks didn't kill yourselves yet.....especially you Tadao, I would have taken care of business if I were you.


I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELVES BY NOW, YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[executioneer]

hey as much as i want to read fifteen more pages of kgpdumb posts i just banned him for a year completely by accident, whoops

[Shrubfest]

Lol, Kitsa. :)

[Colonel Flagg]

hey as much as i want to read fifteen more pages of kgpdumb posts i just banned him for a year completely by accident, whoops

OH NO THATS TOOO BAD!!!

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(HEY KGP4DEATH CAN YOU SEE THIS)

[Pub Lover]

Been a while since one of those. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I fucking love Pepsi Throwback. It just killed Coke for me.

edit: Hey Pub

[bigtimecow]

oh my god the title changed, and pub lover is posting

WHERE'S BUBSY?!?!?!

[RaNkeri]

I fucking love Pepsi Throwback. It just killed Coke for me.

edit: Hey Pub

Pepsi Throwback?

[Kitsa]

made with "real sugar".

Like in the 70s.

[MattJack]

my Winamp shuffle just went from 3 6 Mafia to ABBA :(

Both of which I have no idea why they are even on my PC :(

[Dimnos]

ABBA? Oh Mattjack.... :tear

[MattJack]

Yeah I know right. I have a whole album of their hits on my pc that I forgot about. My MawMaw discovered them about a year ago(and absolutely loves them), so I hooked up her.

But when I'm trying to get handsome in the mirror before my day begins.. Hearing Dancing Queen blast from my bedroom kinda kills me on the inside. I had to call my neighbors and swear to them that I def was not just bumping ABBA.

[Tadao]

Does it make you want to murder people?

[MattJack]

Yeah but in a real happy kinda way. Listening to ABBA makes me feel like I'm in the Black Hole Sun video where in that everyone is perma-happy, but something is very, very wrong.

[Tadao]

You and Kitsa have that in common then!

[MattJack]

Hitler would have hated ABBA too

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pepsi Throwback?

http://www.pepsithrowbackhub.com/

[Kitsa]

The Black Hole Sun video used to give me nightmares when it first came out.

[dextire]

Pepsi Throwback is indeed great stuff.
Mountain Dew Throwback tastes like sugar with a little lemon-lime flavoring added.
I don't taste lemon-lime in normal Mountain Dew at all. Weird.

[Kitsa]

Speaking of happy music plus something being terribly wrong, you can't beat the intro scene of Suicide Circle.

Prolly NSFW due to the astonishing amount of gratuitous gore.

0n0NCqOKY-M

That was a pretty fucked up movie.

[Tadao]

That's gonna mess up the grading curve :(

[robo_rob]

Mountain Dew Throwback is great, I wanna try Heritage Dr. Pepper.

[Tadao]

TY Willie, worn out whores aren't as fun on the second date.

[Babs]

What am I missing here? Why is that KGP asshole in the i-mock chat title?

[Esuohlim]

I stumbled upon a webpage that talks about how to become a toilet slave and now I'm all nauseated :(

[kahljorn]

:lol

[dextire]

What am I missing here? Why is that KGP asshole in the i-mock chat title?
It's a long story involving you never posting your SS pictures. :)

[Tadao]

wrong

[Babs]

I KNOW I DIDN'T POST THEM

[Kitsa]

I was gonna work him into the choose your own adventure photoshop but then I realized that would be giving him just way too much airtime.

[Pub Lover]

I stumbled upon a webpage that talks about how to become a toilet slave and now I'm all nauseated :(

Link?

[Tadao]

So, I was in the grocery store, frozen bin isle, and Dancing Queen comes on over the radio. I sat there thinking in slow-mo how I would wield 2 sub machines and twirl/dance to the music gunning people down. It was a huge open isle with bunkers in the middle. Lots of people milling about.

[Esuohlim]

Link?

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/26677

The link is safe for work for the most part, if your work doesn't mind you reading about people eating shit :x :x

[Pub Lover]

Thank you. :)

How about the one where the woman shits in a bucket and then divides the stool among three different labelled containers

[elx]

YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

do not click that:(((((((

[Tadao]

:x

[elx]

WTTF are they talking about real slaves? like human people?

[Babs]

So, I was in the grocery store, frozen bin isle, and Dancing Queen comes on over the radio. I sat there thinking in slow-mo how I would wield 2 sub machines and twirl/dance to the music gunning people down. It was a huge open isle with bunkers in the middle. Lots of people milling about.

Reminds me of the movie Happiness.

[bigtimecow]

it's a pretty damn interesting read, mainly because i don't understand the context under which all of this stuff happens. one comment mentioned "taking your slave out of his cage"; is this just keeping with the terminology? or does someone really live their lives in a cage under someone else's authority? or are people like together in a relationship, living mainstream lives (or i guess "normal" or wahtever) but then behind closed doors everything is how is described?

[Grislygus]

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/583693

http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/slavepages/training.html

[elx]

dexter has cancer :(

[Tadao]

My back problems wont allow me to be a slave :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So, I was in the grocery store, frozen bin isle, and Dancing Queen comes on over the radio. I sat there thinking in slow-mo how I would wield 2 sub machines and twirl/dance to the music gunning people down. It was a huge open isle with bunkers in the middle. Lots of people milling about.


:lol

[MarioRPG]

GW: Yeah, I remember one of my profs saying something like, 'write two pages, and cut out the crap so it's down to one page' or something that effect.

[Pentegarn]

The new chat title makes me :lol

[executioneer]

What am I missing here? Why is that KGP asshole in the i-mock chat title?
because someone mentioned him, and since he google-searches his name EVERY DAY he showed up as soon as the google crawler hit the forums, so i thought i'd give him a SPECIAL PUNISHMENT where he gets to be taunted by not being able to create drama every day and i don't have to do shit apart from leaving the title the way it is (WHICH AS EVIDENCED BY LAST YEAR, ISNT GONNA BE TOO HARD), either that or he can stop being so fucking concerned with what other people think of his idiot face and retarded sixth grade romhack and move on with his life

[dextire]

:lol Great explanation, Willie! I like how you make it sound less like you banned the guy, and more like you condemned him to hell. :)

dexter has cancer :(
I heard that too. :(
The good news is that they caught it early, the disease is in remission, and he's almost done with the treatment.
I've been a fan of Michael C. Hall since Six Feet Under, and Dexter is an awesome show.

[kahljorn]

man we didn't even have to say kgp4death's name 3 times ;/

ISNT THAT CHEATING?

[Tadao]

I bet he was all disappointed that no one has said a word about him since he left :lol

[Pentegarn]

I'd rather talk about piranhas

[executioneer]

I like how you make it sound less like you banned the guy, and more like you condemned him to hell. :)

i condemned him to himself :x

HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

[Babs]

I started to go thug so I don't care about this conversation anymore. Unless you're talking about ice, rims, or beef curtains I don't give uh fuck.

[Tadao]

Hey bro, you stayin' out of trouble?

[kahljorn]

HEY ASSHOLES

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW AVATAR?

[Pentegarn]

It makes me want to..... wait for it..... goose you. Hey-oh!

/rimshot

Or is it a duck? If so I think it is..... wait for it.... just ducky! Hey-oh!

/rimshot

[kahljorn]

I DONT KNOW BUT EITHER WAY TALKING IN ALL CAPS AND BEING ANGRY ALL THE TIME MAKES ALOT OF SENSE ALL OF A SUDDEN

[Colonel Flagg]

Yo honky!

[kahljorn]

MAYBE YOU ARENT AWARE OF THIS BUT RACIAL SLURS OF SUCH A DERAGOTRYAYGDAIUD NAURE ARE PUNISHABLE BY ME EXPLODING :(

[kahljorn]

ASSASSIN >:

[kahljorn]

I CANT FALL ASLEEP / STOP EATING PIZZA.

[kahljorn]

GUS I READ THAT LINK YOU POSTED AND IVE LEARNED A LOT

FOR EXAMPLE:
Hello Potential Collard slave,http://www.naturallynourishedonline.com/images/collard_greens_flower.jpg

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO BE SOMEBODIES COLLARD SLAVE :(

[Pentegarn]

Mustard greens didn't want any of that?

[Dixie]

tomorrow morning i leave for a 2 week east coast/midwest tour.
i will miss yall's shenanigans.

kitsa, i wish you the best of luck
:)

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak



Thanks, Dixie, you too...

[Tadao]

Later Dixie, be a good girl.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

tomorrow morning i leave for a 2 week east coast/midwest tour.
i will miss yall's shenanigans.

kitsa, i wish you the best of luck
:)


Come through the rust belt please :)

[Dixie]

thanks :)
i plan on being a good girl, i might not be sober, but i'll definitely behave.

wtf is a rust belt?

[Tadao]

The place where dreams go to die.

[Dixie]

dude, i'm not getting married again, i already told you that

[Tadao]

Why not, 3rd times a charm. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

http://www.bodymod.org/smilies/chainsaw.gif

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/blueoatmeal.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

thanks :)
i plan on being a good girl, i might not be sober, but i'll definitely behave.

wtf is a rust belt?


Buffalo, NY through Cleveland, OH, Chicago, IL and detroit, MI.

Come to the Buffalove

[elx]

yum, avatar larvae

[Zhukov]

Don't you believe in cutlery and crockery?

[Kitsa]

blue food coloring :love

[Tadao]

I bet he used blue poweraid or something like that.

[Dimnos]

Is that a bowl of Smacks?

[Tadao]

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:lol :lol :lol

[Pentegarn]

Dear Mockery

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Regards,

kgp4death

[Pub Lover]

Whatever happened to BlueOatmeal? He sure loved the guys LADIES. :)

[Chojin]

I was banned forever for no reason user name kgp4death please look into it.thanks.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/watrock.jpg

[Chojin]

Is that a bowl of Smacks?

it's oatmeal with blue food coloring in it. since I can't really mix up the taste factor without affecting the calorie balance, I mix it up for my EYESSS

I bet he used blue poweraid or something like that.

lol'd

[Tadao]

I'm on phase 1 of the South Beach Diet. Plain food aint that bad, I've cut out most sugars along time ago anyways so maybe I'm already used to it.

[Chojin]

I'm on phase 1 of the South Beach Diet. Plain food aint that bad, I've cut out most sugars along time ago anyways so maybe I'm already used to it.

my biggest bitch with low carb diets is that i begin to get ravenous for shit like bread :<

i don't even eat much bread otherwise but suddenly when I am denied i go all OH SHIIIIT BREAAAAAD FUUUCKKK

[Kitsa]

Chojin- you have no idea how much shit I take in the name of blue food coloring.

Seriously, like, sometimes 20-30 emails a day.

[Chojin]

tadao - oh, anyway, you didn't seem fat in your pics. crash diets like south beach are mostly for people that need to lose a lot of weight very quickly for health reasons.

a much better way to diet is to count calories and then eat about 500 less per day than it'd take to maintain your bodyweight. 3500 kcal = 1 pound of fat, so in theory you should lose a pound of fat every week doing that (in practice, more of that pound is lost in lean body mass unless you exercise - but also if you exercise your calorie requirements go up, so you can both eat more and get better results).

Chojin- you have no idea how much shit I take in the name of blue food coloring.

Seriously, like, sometimes 20-30 emails a day.

do you work for mccormick or something? are you one of those aliens from bart vs the space mutants, only your fetish is for blue instead of purple? I MUST KNOW

[bigtimecow]

tomorrow morning i leave for a 2 week east coast/midwest tour.
i will miss yall's shenanigans.

kitsa, i wish you the best of luck
:)

where in the east coast you gonna be girl?

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak


I'm a food artist and every time something I've done with blue food coloring shows up in some magazine somewhere I get a bunch of people who go all nuts AAARRRGH IT'S GROSS WHO WOULD EAT SOMETHING BLUE YOU MUST WANT US TO POISON OUR CHILDREN YOU EVIL BITCH GAAARRGGGGGGGHHH

[Tadao]

Yeah, I see bread everywhere now. :(

[Chojin]

where in the east coast you gonna be girl?

also, will you jump up and down on my penis [ ] yes [ ] no

[Chojin]

I'm a food artist and every time something I've done with blue food coloring shows up in some magazine somewhere I get a bunch of people who go all nuts AAARRRGH IT'S GROSS WHO WOULD EAT SOMETHING BLUE YOU MUST WANT US TO POISON OUR CHILDREN YOU EVIL BITCH GAAARRGGGGGGGHHH

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/hatersgonnahate.jpg

People really have issues with eating blue things? weird

http://media.rockstarwatch.net/news/9726840135.jpg

everyone knows blue shit is awesome for you

http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/27012/max_payne_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

[Tadao]

tadao - oh, anyway, you didn't seem fat in your pics. crash diets like south beach are mostly for people that need to lose a lot of weight very quickly for health reasons.

a much better way to diet is to count calories and then eat about 500 less per day than it'd take to maintain your bodyweight. 3500 kcal = 1 pound of fat, so in theory you should lose a pound of fat every week doing that (in practice, more of that pound is lost in lean body mass unless you exercise - but also if you exercise your calorie requirements go up, so you can both eat more and get better results).

I've been slowly getting huge in the belly. I need to drop 20 pounds and then maybe a little more. This holiday of candy and leftovers, plus slackin with my GF has really done me wrong.

[Kitsa]

I know, that's what I'm sayin'.

One of my things when I'm doing Japanese lunchbox art is putting a couple of drops of blue food coloring in the rice-cooker water. It results in really vivid blue rice which is great for backgrounds. I can even screw with it and get a mottled background that looks a little like a cloudy sky.

And every time people get wind of it, I start getting emails about how gross blue rice is and how they'd never eat it and how toxic they're sure it must be blahblahblah.

People have no idea how much food coloring they take in every day. It's in vitamins, for crying out loud.

[Chojin]

tadao - i'd advise you to not fad/crash diet if you don't need to lose 30+ pounds. You can easily drop 1-2 pounds a week through calorie counting and exercise (though I guess your options with exercise would be limited).

the crash diet i went on was pretty similar to south beach, but set up from more of a realistic/study-based perspective than a scientific perspective, plus you got 2 free meals a week of wtfever you wanted. all you need to ezmode it is a foreman grill. also it doesn't have a retarded maintenance phase like south beach does (UHHH JUST DO THE DIET, BUT LAZIER, FOR ETERNITY). if you're interested gimme a pm and i'll send it to you.

[elx]

there should be a mockery fitness club :(

[Chojin]

People have no idea how much food coloring they take in every day. It's in vitamins, for crying out loud.

I remember one study found that it took a gallon of yellow 5 to cause erectile problems. In a rat.

Soon after, people thought that drinking mountain dew would cause your junk to shrivel.

[Chojin]

there should be a mockery fitness club :(

i've been thinking of applying to be a personal trainer at a gym after i get down to my target weight.

people wouldn't like me, though, because i'd just walk them straight to the free weights room, and they'd be all FORD, WHAT ABOUT MY MACHINES

[Kitsa]

Well, I tried to be fair and there is a brand of 100% natural food coloring that I endorse when people ask. And when I had my gallery show last summer, I asked the company for handouts, which they sent. Every time someone came over and tried to pick a fight with me over food coloring (and there were a few), I'd hand them the flyer and tell them about it.

The problem is, the stuff is made with natural spices and vegetable juices and it's always going to taste a little like the original ingredient. So you could end up with vaguely beet-flavored cake icing or something like that and it could be weird. I try to use the natural stuff whenever I can, but sometimes the artificial colorings are unavoidable.

[Chojin]

just use the artificial stuff and pretend you use the natural stuff when people ask, imo

[Tadao]

I'm pretty limited to speed walking and light weights. My GF is used to this diet and I like it cause I'm all I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T EAT, so she cooks for me.

[Chojin]

well like i said, south beach and lyle's crash diet are very similar, since both are PSMF (protein-sparing modified fasts) that also cut out fat. the big difference is that with lyle's you get free meals (or carb-loading meals, if you're not obese) and you're recommended certain vitamins. the best diet is the one you can stick to, however, so if you're comfortable with south beach, by all means.

I recommend 10,000 IU of Vitamin D3 and 6-8g of fish oil every day for everybody, but when you're on a diet like yours tadao, you should also look into magnesium citrate (not oxide) and potassium - this will help you avoid going into a coma and schiavo'ing the night away (for people who don't have bone problems like yours, taking a calcium supplement is also important to preserve bone density when crash dieting). Get everything in gelcaps, not tablets. Fish oil is pretty hot shit for anyone and does a ton of stuff, from mood improvement to fat burning.

[Kitsa]

The natural stuff is pretty limited in scope...the red is kind of magenta-y, the yellow is kind of mustard-y, and the blue is sort of purple-y. Makes mixing a little more of a pain if you're going for a wide variety of colors. You can do it, it's just harder and it relies more on a pure-white substance to be colored (rice, yogurt, sour cream, cream cheese, etc).

The artificial stuff can make it easy...I can even do stuff in neon colors if I want.

[Sam]

I'M GOING TO COMIC-CON :3

[kahljorn]

:O did you already register?

[bigtimecow]

what chojin said

[Sam]

:O did you already register?

Yes, for Friday. :O

[elx]

did you hear that, jonathan?

[LordSappington]

I'M GOING TO COMIC-CON :3
Say hi to my girlfriend for me. :x

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

Say hi to my girlfriend for me. :x

I'll put my dick in her hands if she is nasty enough for it. :x

[LordSappington]

By 'girlfriend', I meant 'she-male Lebanese prostitute', silly.
The market's bigger than you think.

[Tadao]

Sam, is your furry suit finished?

[Sam]

So, you are saying she IS nasty enough.

Tadao: Yes, it's a combination between a nine-tailed fox, Cthulhu, and Crash Man.

[kahljorn]

FURRIES GET PUSHED IN THE MUD >:

[bigtimecow]

unless they're dressed like mudkip because then they like it :(

[elx]

FURRIES GET PUSHED IN THE MUD >:
your new avatar is so cuddly :)

[bigtimecow]

i hate it :( you were the one person who's posts i recognized because of a lack of avatar for like ever

[Esuohlim]

I'M GOING TO COMIC-CON :3

NERD

[kahljorn]

BIGTIMECOW I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL CAUSE ILL BE READING POSTS AND ILL BE LIKE, "WHOS THIS FUCKING IDIOT" AND THEN ITS MYSELF :(
OR ILL BE LIKE, "DUDE I POSTED SOME SHIT IN THIS THREAD FUCKING CHOJIN BETTER NOT HAVE DELETED IT"

[bigtimecow]

i mean i guess now all you have to do is look for some stupid duck :/

[kahljorn]

yea ;/

I JUST LIKE IT CAUSE WHEN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE DUCK IS YELLING

[bigtimecow]

this is awkward :/

[executioneer]

IM GOING TO COMICON TOO, SAM

MY ONLY COSTUME IS GONNA BE A PAIR OF SHADES B-)

[Dixie]

here's my itinerary, it looks like i'll hit the so called "rust belt"

January 15 Springfield, VA @ Jaxx

January 16 Philadelphia, PA @ Polaris

January 17 New York, NY @ B.B. King Blues Club

January 18 Richmond, VA @ The Hat Factory

January 21 New Orleans, LA @ The Howlin' Wolf

January 22 Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone

January 23 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

January 26 Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

January 27 Madison, WI @ High Noon

January 28 Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's

January 29 Detroit, MI @ Blondie's

January 30 Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle

[bigtimecow]

eh, this show is way too fast paced. jon benjamin is funny of course, but... eh....

(archer)

edit: retracted, it's picking up

[kahljorn]

DR STEWART KAHLJORN WILL BE ATTENDING THE COMIC-CON AS WELL

[Sam]

COMIC-CON WILL BE ATTENDED BY A WIDE CAST OF I-MOCKERY SUPERSTARS

[Darryl]

here's my itinerary, it looks like i'll hit the so called "rust belt"

January 15 Springfield, VA @ Jaxx

January 16 Philadelphia, PA @ Polaris

January 17 New York, NY @ B.B. King Blues Club

January 18 Richmond, VA @ The Hat Factory

January 21 New Orleans, LA @ The Howlin' Wolf

January 22 Orlando, FL @ Club Firestone

January 23 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

January 26 Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

January 27 Madison, WI @ High Noon

January 28 Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's

January 29 Detroit, MI @ Blondie's

January 30 Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle


Dixie, are you in a band? What is its name?

[Dixie]

i'm not in a band, i'm the merch lady for a short tour
:)

[Darryl]

I looked up who was playing at BB King's on the 17th:

http://www.bbkingblues.com/schedule/moreinfo.cgi?id=4901
PENTAGRAM
Featuring:
Sp. Guest Openers
The Gates Of Slumber

[Dixie]

yup, those 2 are who i'm working for this time around.
and i'm friggin anxious because i have to ride from raleigh to springfield today and be there by 2, my ride is taking his sweet time and it's making me nuts.

[Darryl]

He needs to get movin'

So you're the chick I'd get to flirt with if I wanted to buy a shirt ;)

[Dixie]

hahaha

yes.

[Dixie]

man, the coffee my room mate's mom made for me today is GODLY.

[Kitsa]

I had a shitty night so I made cinnamon rolls this morning and that makes things a little better.

[Darryl]

What happened, Kitsa?

[Kitsa]

Oh, just another run-to-the-hospital thing, I guess the baby was leaning on my aorta or something and it was (possibly) cutting off blood flow to my brain, among other things.

They took my blood pressure, pronounced it fine, and sent me home, but not before I got to sit on a hard cot in the maternity ER for 4 hours.

Also, the hospital's smack dab in the worst area of town...nightly shootings and all that...so it's a real treat trying to navigate detours through da hood at 2 in the morning.