I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/ting.jpg

[liquidstatik]

And where are the tits >:

dude who cares aobut tits, their soft & clean & nohair & t*ght pussys make up for the lack of figure :(

[liquidstatik]

plus they don't have gross dimples in their butts

[Esuohlim]

I CAR EBAOUT TITS :(

[Pub Lover]

And where are the tits >:

It really is the underdevelopment of the typical objects of facination that leaves me wondering about paedophiles.

COME ON, BIGGER IS BETTER!

[liquidstatik]

YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD

[Pub Lover]

Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex? :(

[Esuohlim]

It surprises me that liquid doesn't have a mention on the Encyclopedia Dramatica I-Mock page yet :o

[liquidstatik]

I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x

[Esuohlim]

Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex? :(

IF THERE IS THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE WILLIE POSTS IN IT :(

[Pub Lover]

Do you keep checking it to make sure my Number 7 spot hasn't been edited?
YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD

OR ANYONE AT ALL... :eek


This is why Willie doesn't post in here any more. :(

[liquidstatik]

i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread :x

[Pub Lover]

I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x

Did you ask her out, or did you Esuohilm it?

[liquidstatik]

nah she was with her bf i jjust stood there 'til i had real nice thoguhts goin through my head that i could remember for later :x

[liquidstatik]

HAPPY BRITHDAY The_Funktasm (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=7446) :PICKLEHAT

[liquidstatik]

His only two posts :eek

Torr with most last names.

Brutus Sternwell

DickSuperNorberto

Beef Supreme

Butch Ripper

I could probably think of more, or at least find some good ones...


Hunourmous. I sometimes say it on accident when I need to say a size.

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x
I haven't had sex for 18 years and you don't see me complaining

[liquidstatik]

it's diff after you've had it :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I refuse to have sex as not being horny all the time is what seperates me from the animals

[liquidstatik]

'cause it sure ain't your looks :lol

[liquidstatik]

sex isn't even all that cool i just llike to be able to see a girl around town and know that myd icks been inside of her

[Guitar Woman]

is that like having a spray on TF2 and knowing it's yours

[Esuohlim]

Sex is overrated :(

[Fathom Zero]

Sex is like sex.

[Esuohlim]

I mean it's all like "AWESOME :picklehat" when it's happening but then an orgasm is a huge letdown because it means you can't keep doing it anymore, you know :(

That's what I meant :hat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gotta go for round 2

[liquidstatik]

dude you can bust a nut and keep goin

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's what round 2 is all about.

[liquidstatik]

i kno i was talkin to milhouse ;_;

[Tadao]

Milhouse cries after sex.

[liquidstatik]

and she cries during :x

[Fathom Zero]

And before.

[executioneer]

i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread :x

me too lol

[executioneer]

i bought 40 dollars worht of cheese the other day, it's the best

i got smoked provolone, jalapeno-garlic cheddar, a red wine washed cow's milk cheese called red darla, and a rind washed cow's and goat's milk cheese called caldwell crik chevrette that was so intense that when i tasted it, it nearly knocked me unconcious

[executioneer]

i also made some hash oil lol

[liquidstatik]

jalapeno-garlic cheddar is probably the best cheese ever :eek

[liquidstatik]

with all the talk of gary busey goin on in that one thread, i started watchin' that I'm with Busey show again, and he's such a crazy guy :x

[HickMan]

I will protect you
Nothing can hurt you
No storm clouds gathering terrify

I am a mountain
Surrounded by your love
You are a mountain that dreams are made of

We fight for love
We fight for love
Fight for love

Somewhere... somehow... someone
Somewhere... somehow... someone

I fight with fire
As I watch them conspire
To blow my world apart

Between the light
And the endless night
You will always be in my heart

We fight for love
We fight for love
Fight for love
We fight for love

Somewhere... somehow... someone
Somewhere... somehow... someone

http://www.tow.com/photogallery/2005/20051031_commando/CommandoPoster.jpg

[HickMan]

great movie guys!

[ElPila666]

For all those who've failed
you will have your day
and you'll hear them say
"I don't understand how things went wrong,
I've always been great, good-looking and strong"

When they feel like you have all the time
It's your revenge
FAILURE

I guess that's life,
failure is the best revenge

Be proud of your flounders
and falter with pride
Fail without shame
cuz you never tried

Don't bother building a trophy case,
Unless they start handing them out for last place
Be humble because no one is safe
It sneaks right up
FAILURE

Everybody join the club,
Failure is the best revenge

FAILURE

Only one way of doing things right,
but a thousand ways wrong,
so join the fight.
In showing the winners we don't play their games,
an army of losers
retarded and lame

a chance to unite
cuz we're all the same
It's great to be a
FAILURE

Never try
Failure is the best revenge

Avoid mediocrity
and run the other way
Stay at the bottom
you're welcome to stay

Make them remember you for failure without match
Every defeat is a feather in your cap.
I give a crap

We all belong
FAILURE
One billion strong
FAILURE
come join the club
FAILURE
Never try
Failure is the best revenge.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5/yokesy8.jpg

[executioneer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw&feature=related
ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION, y'all

seriously watch this fucking thing

[MetalMilitia]

That was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.

[liquidstatik]

wheres this at? :eek

[executioneer]

well the dude is from alabama, dunno if it's in a public place or if he's just got it set up in a warehouse somewhere

[executioneer]

i must have watched that thing twenty times by now :(

[Sethomas]

You're wondering what the animatronics are?

It was from this childhood dreamland franchise called Showbiz Pizza. You go there to play standard arcade games and eat sub-par pizza while robotic animals do a programmed routine. I remember having gone there for my sixth birthday and it was like this sick life lesson of actualizing your dreams. See, I remember my fourth birthday was the first time I questioned the essential value of life and wondered whether or not I wanted to die. Leading into my sixth birthday two years later, I had this image in my head that just by being at Showbiz Pizza I would be in the kind of bliss the sort of which medical science says only lethal doses of narcotics could induce.

I remember arriving there and pinching myself to see if I was dreaming, because television taught me that's what you're supposed to do to alleviate uncertainty of your waking state. Then, I got very bored and very nihilistic very fast.

When I was seven or eight the franchise underwent a conversion and it stayed the same except it came to be called Chuck-E-Cheezes or something. In my earliest recollections, say age 3-5, I HATED Billy Bob (the main character of the Showbiz Pizza routine--the bear in the yellow and red striped overalls) but his replacement Chuck-E-Cheez was a mouse whom I absolutely loathed and made me pine for the day when Billy Bob would come back. It was a day that never came.

My sister's clique wanted to do their prom dinner there and they were denied entry. A few weeks ago my friend wanted to have another friend's bachelor party there, but we ended up at a shitty jazz festival instead "because the fucking mouse wouldn't do a lap dance".

[executioneer]

haha did you see the video they did for the scav hunt :eek

[executioneer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ikgvtiw_KM

[Sethomas]

Wow. Thanks, willie.

By the way, that team is centered around one of the houses to which an alumnus donated an absurd sum just so they could dick around with frivolous expenses. The armadillo thing comes from the fact that they bought this really nice armadillo mascot costume that is worn anytime they can justify it. On one hand it's like they violate the sacred fraternity that scaving is supposed to be all about building nuclear reactors out of PVC pipes whatever else was found by dumpster diving, but on the other hand that's really fucking awesome.

That being said, the team to whom I pledge allegiance pulled off getting the greatest .wav file in history from Don LaFontaine.

[executioneer]

oh dang. that sounds neat :(

[Shrubfest]

Uni posted me today. For my summer project I have to customise a toy dog to represent my personality...

Thrills.

Then show everyone at the start of the course and explain it...

[Kitsa]

Showbiz Pizza was, for the most part, superior to Chuck E Cheese's. I have vague memories of a gorilla keyboard player, but was absolutely terrified by Mitzi Mouse, who wore a green and white cheerleader uniform and thrust pompoms out stiffly with unbending arms.

I have some Showbiz artifacts...a calculator that looks like a book of matches, some tokens and skee-ball tickets, and a hideous Mitzi Mouse doll with a curly mohawk and dead, staring eyes.

[Tadao]

Uni posted me today. For my summer project I have to customise a toy dog to represent my personality...

Thrills.

Then show everyone at the start of the course and explain it...

Who is this Uni? I'll kill him, YOU ARE MINE ONLY!

[Fathom Zero]

I lost my wallet. :(

[bigtimecow]

i have my wallet! and it has bacon print on it, so people always ask me "is that real bacon?"

:lol come on ppl >:

[Pub Lover]

Who is this Uni?

University.


'Posted' means 'mailed', ie to send mail.

[bigtimecow]

OMGG PUB THERE IS NO PAGE BRAK WHAT ARE YOU OGING TO DO NOW

[Pub Lover]

Your idea of what I get annoyed over is ludicrous.

[bigtimecow]

your idea of my idea of what you get annoyed over is incorrect >:

[Pub Lover]

I like that you fixed the spelling of my name but not of 'going'. :)

[bigtimecow]

nor of "OMGG" :)

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I thought you were saying "OH MY GOOD GOD!" It is a phrase where I've been.

[bigtimecow]

i thought of YTF the other day, probably not new though :(

[Pub Lover]

Young Teen Fiction?

Yield The Floor?

[MetalMilitia]

You's the force!

[Pub Lover]

That's a good one.

Happy Birthday, ItalianStereotype.

[bigtimecow]

why the fuck :/

[Pub Lover]

I am very sad at the idea of that.

The idea that it will spread very quickly through the idionet is equally sad.

[bigtimecow]

idionet, that's a neat one

[Pub Lover]

idionet, that's a neat one

While I'd like to take credit for just inventing it, I no doubt read it somewhere and then forgot.

Also, I deplore neologisms.

[Tadao]

I need to make a shirt that says "Best used before December 21, 2012"

Get on that Rog.

[HickMan]

I don't get it.

[MattJack]

techno viking's abs exceed his chest

I wish mine did :(

[MattJack]

i'm going to start working out my abs for 3 hours a day every other day now, but ttly ignore the rest of my body

[HickMan]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/47/14/660328658/n660328658_962793_7063.jpg

[MattJack]

i've been to a couple of raves and club kid parties, but I have NEVER encountered an angry techno viking

I dun understand it at all

[Tadao]

I don't get it.

http://www.december212012.com/

[Emu]

I hope you learn to read on your special day. :(

I am embarrassed :melt

[Guitar Woman]

good morning, my lovelies

[Pub Lover]

good morning, my lovelies

Hullo Beautiful, I hope you're not hungover.

[Guitar Woman]

course not :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

http://www.december212012.com/

I was all 5773? What is so great about that year?

Pub: Hey Wikipaedia, the year 5773. What's the deal?
Wiki: In year 5773, State of Israel will celebrate 65 years of independence.
Pub: Oh Shit, I totaly need to buy it some diamonds. :x

[Tadao]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Just pu MattJack on ignore now, it's easier on the eyes.

http://imgboot.com/images/MattJack/dbag.jpg (http://imgboot.com/)

:lol

[Pub Lover]

That image cannot be posted too often. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I like it when people :lol at things I say, so I try and :lol at their comments too, but really if I'm doing anything out loud it's groaning, and then only like as a whisper so no one can see.

It's the beginning of a new month and I just finshed reading all of last month's Dinosaur Comics. It's like T-rex is inside my head. But not the sucky guy from here, the one from the comic. He thinks being my head is sawsome.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

...and so on...

[Fathom Zero]

I saw WALL-E today.

Good movie.

[ElPila666]

In nomine die nostri satanas luciferi excelsi

Potemtum tuo mondi de Inferno, et non potest Lucifer Imperor
Rex maximus, dud ponticius glorificamus et in modos copulum adoramus te
Satan omnipotens in nostri mondi.

Domini agimas Iesus nasareno rex ienoudorum
In nostri terra Satan imperum in vita Lucifer ominus fortibus
Obsenum corporis dei nostri satana prontem
Reinus Glorius en in Terra eregius
Luciferi Imperator omnipotens
Salve Satanas

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2348/stangedsatanez1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

No thanks, I'm buddies with Jesus.

[wobzire]

Did you sell you soul to satan for those awesome photoshop skills?

[HickMan]

eat it!

[ElPila666]

Did you sell you soul to satan for those awesome photoshop skills?

I sold my soul for weed, i should have sold it for a nintendo wii :(

[ElPila666]

or a gibson les paul

[Guitar Woman]

I saw WALL-E today.

Good movie.
thumbs up

[Kitsa]

I made candy today and it was good stuff, but seeing as it has 2 sticks of butter and about 5 cups of sugar in it, it's not very healthy :(

I have a recipe for velveeta fudge and despite it sounding like a hurl-inducing proposition, it's actually not bad.

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[HickMan]

http://dwave.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kimbo-slice.jpg
HULK BEND

[HickMan]

http://militarysingles.distracts.net/

http://www.barktownstore.com/images/store_version1/BarkTownFinalwo1999.jpg
PageBark

[Tadao]

I saw WALL-E today.

Good movie.

Are you 12? If yes, would you shower with me?

[Fathom Zero]

Don't fuck the children.

[Pub Lover]

No. >:

[Tadao]

http://nozama.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/01/lutherburger.jpg

What did Wall-e have to say about these?

[Fathom Zero]

MMMMMMMMMM

[Fathom Zero]

RIP Mock Wars :(

[Tadao]

Stir in your grave Mock Wars :x

[Tadao]

0645-6165-1313

I liked the wheel at first, but I decided to give the GCN controller a go, and found that it played a lot better than the wheel.

please be a girl

[Tadao]

http://www.acmearchivesdirect.com/prodimages/WDWALLE04XL.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Good movie.

A bit self-righteous. If any of you see it, you'll understand what I mean immediately.

[Tadao]

Haven't seen it but the republicans have told me all about it.

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/06/23/article102868101b6266000000578531_4.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Shyandquietguy]

Leper dogs!

[Esuohlim]

Whats up fags

[Tadao]

Go practice kissing a mirror.

[liquidstatik]

Whats up fags

chilllin u?

[Esuohlim]

Not much just kinda bored you know :(

[Tadao]

http://www.pet-insurance-info.com/images/germanShepherdCart.jpg

[Esuohlim]

lol

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Tadao]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/351019334_7fbe568dfe.jpg

[Tadao]

Kinda like sex, it's fun until the crying starts.

[liquidstatik]

I've been awake for going on 35 hours so im headin to SLEEP, n'ight guys! :x

[Shyandquietguy]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8)

I'm sorry yo' I know this is a leper cat, not a leper dog, but it ain't a lolcat y'know what I'm sayin'? hi hatah, bye hatah!

[Esuohlim]

Goodnight quitter :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Fuck you! Ya'll all want the world 'n shit from me? I ain't got it! I got a girl!That's all!

[Tadao]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8)

I'm sorry yo' I know this is a leper cat, not a leper dog, but it ain't a lolcat y'know what I'm sayin'? hi hatah, bye hatah!

:lol

[Tadao]

http://static.flickr.com/84/229715671_3f0ef4dfec_m.jpg

[Tadao]

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2008/03/25/320x240/pet_wheelchair_716046.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.catchannel.com/images/zones/top_promo/disabled_cat_small.jpg

[Esuohlim]

All right that does it

[Tadao]

http://www.doggon.co.nz/images/cottontailt.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0708/pets_disabled_alt_0829.jpg

Yo' what's up with that bullshit you doin' tadao? Better not be helpin' Esuohlim 'n shit.

Oh my bad, I thought you were doin' dogs still.

[Tadao]

http://handicappedpets.com/sebastian/pics/seb2.jpg

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU THAT IS ADORABLE :(

[Shyandquietguy]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/disabled_pets/pets_disabled_02.jpg

That's not the only thang they replace! :lol

[Tadao]

I think I saw a show on that, or maybe it was a Giraffe.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yeah? Well ain't that some shit.

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1655147,00.html

Lookie there, they got a dolphin man. Y'know, dolphin's are good animals they don't need that kind of shit to be using fake tails an' all. Fuck that shit, boats be sober when they drivin' yo! Boats be drivin' sober!

[Seven Force]

http://static.flickr.com/84/229715671_3f0ef4dfec_m.jpg

idk why but this is fucking hysterical :lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://novirginsallowed.blogspot.com/

[Fathom Zero]

http://black20.com/black20-trailer-park/battle-batmans

[Esuohlim]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/comics/heatofthemoment/001.jpg

I laughed so hard at this my cat start hissing :(

[Tadao]

Found out from my ex that Sleestack, my iguana, died sunday. :(

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/Sleeandkittehs.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Should I be drowning my sorrows in cheap vodka and the mournful wail of Robert Plant? History says no, but I say, "oh yes."

[Guitar Woman]

man, all the movie stars I thought were hot in 90's movies are like, 30 now. That's sort of weird.

and by "all" I mean Clair Danes and Winona Ryder

[MetalMilitia]

You weren't even bo.... ah screw it, even I'm bored of that now.

[bigtimecow]

shit, i had no idea no virgins allowed was even a site anymore

[Esuohlim]

and by "all" I mean Clair Danes and Winona Ryder

Seriously dude stop liking Winona Ryder having something in common with you is unsettling :(

[MetalMilitia]

millhouse if you met Winona Ryder would you steal a kiss?

OH WAIT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE SHE ALREADY STOLE IT HAHAH :lol:lol

[wobzire]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/quagzire/stupid.jpg

[HickMan]

:notfunny

[liquidstatik]

whew

[liquidstatik]

Hey Willie,
XXL sold out quick, as did the Mediums.


:lol

[bigtimecow]

you callin' willie fat? that's FUCKED

[Pub Lover]

It's an observation. It's not like he can order three smalls and stitch them into a cape. HE'S A MAILMAN NOT A SEAMSTRESS!

ALSO, NOT BATMAN.

[Pub Lover]

PLUS I DON'T GET THE IDEA OF ORDERING SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE THAT READ INTERNET COMEDY AND NOT PYRAMIDING THE SIZES IN THE LARGER PERSON'S FAVOUR!

[liquidstatik]

you callin' willie fat? that's FUCKED

nu uh, i was lolin 'cuase they sold out of XXLs and Mediums first :x

[Pub Lover]

FAT PEOPLE ORDER SHIRTS FROM INTERENT HUMOUR SITES.

MORE THAN THIN PEOPLE? WHAT DO THE SALES TELL US, GENTLEMEN?

[bigtimecow]

only 2 hours of work left and i'm still bored as FUCK

all i'm doing is editing DAM entries for an image gallery

but a lot of them :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Don't be implyin' there's fat chicks man, they ain't fat they're cushion for the pushin' yo'. Any chicks here or is this just a dick parade, y'kn ow what I'm talkin' 'bout?

[bigtimecow]

i love the fat chicks, more cushioning for my ballsack is RIGHT!!!


:metal

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/BuyTadaoAShirt.jpg

[bigtimecow]

is this like, an i-mockery meme? :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Metal WTF? That's dick parade shit right there, get the fuck out! IS this place all metal and shit? Dick parades = suck. Yu now?

[bigtimecow]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[Shyandquietguy]

Dick parade bullshit, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Metal is all about gore and shit, so chicks don't get it. Fuck that shit!

[liquidstatik]

SHY ANC CRAZY GUY :eek

[Tadao]

I see you got your paint working again Pub, Maybe I should get that shirt, does it come in rainbow puking colors?

[bigtimecow]

HELL YEAH MAN \M/ETAL

[Shyandquietguy]

Then that'd mean you're all wantin' that Fangoria shit, that's the shit for nerds, a'ight? Don't be posin' like you got a statue here ya'll.

[bigtimecow]

i am a nerd :(

oh INTERNET how you SLAY me



\m/

[Pub Lover]

I see you got your paint working again Pub

Yeah, it turned out I just needed to reformat and install everthing again. :(

IT WAS WORTH IT! :eek

[Shyandquietguy]

\m/

Doin' a great job there son! But I think the abortion clinics need you more than you need here!

[bigtimecow]

i'm a nerdy doctor?

so confyooooooooooozing

[liquidstatik]

DOES THAT EMAN YOU'RE PREGNANT BTC? :EEK

[Pub Lover]

Metal is all about gore and shit, so chicks don't get it.
Wrong. >:

CiG. :love

[bigtimecow]

i'm not pregnant!

fuck!!!!!

[bigtimecow]

alright so anyway, WHERE is everybody? (literally, not a question of why this thread is barely moving)

[Pub Lover]

MY CONDOLENCES, BTC. KEEP TRYING! I KNOW YOU'LL MANAGE IT!

[Kitsa]

I'm a chick and used to have a Fangoria subscription :(

IT WAS FOR STAGE MAKEUP AND I GOT AN A+ IN THAT CLASS OKAY

[bigtimecow]

call me junior :cool

[Guitar Woman]

I get to go on a road trip to Washington to aquire chinese fireworks today, so I can break every possible Canon Beach law about fireworks come tomorrow.

This will be awesome.

[Emu]

Just don't wear a Guy Fawkes mask, or you're going to get a bottle rocket up your ass.

[Fathom Zero]

I hope you get arrested and your parents will come down to the station and look at you with disdain on their face, but they'll still bail you out and they won't trust you anymore.

[Guitar Woman]

My parents are doing this with me!

It's a family bonding sort of thing.

[Guitar Woman]

In an unrelated matter, did you know my dad is missing a finger?

[Tadao]

Why I like Adam Sandler. He doesn't think he is funny. Why I hate Mike Myers. He thinks he is a comedy genius.

[Tadao]

In an unrelated matter, did you know my dad is missing a finger?

Have you checked in your ass yet?

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[ElPila666]

:orgasm

[Tadao]

Johnny Cash has good features for these...I have one in my music/bonus room.

Haha, he wants to play nice now. Dam you MLE and your Art Shit rules!

[liquidstatik]

http://boomp3.com/listen/byq73lqju_2/woah

cchchchceck it out :x

>:

[liquidstatik]

http://boomp3.com/listen/byq853euf_f/woah-2 I changed it a little i think its done idk, some of the drum parts sound off in a couple places :x

[wobzire]

So aside from that Metal guy did anyone else notice/dislike my comic?

[Pub Lover]

Comedy Central is playing See No Evil, Hear No Evil :lol
When I was 12 I had an RE class that I liked to skip. I was told that they weren't doing any work but watching a movie, so I decided to make a token attendance. The movie was See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and I happened to guffaw when Wilder waved to Pryor from across the room. Big mistake. It turned out they were watching the film as a lesson in people with disabilities working together to overcome their limitations and prejudices. I tried to argue that it was a comedy, and was shouted down by their strawman fallacies and insinuations of my intolerance.
RE teacher:Do you find it funny that the man can't see?
Me: As a matter of fact, I do.
RE teacher: Then maybe this isn't the class for you.
Me: Yeah, it sure looks like I don't need to learn how to be tolerant of others.
And then I walked out.

oh man i wish i could edit posts still :x
No, you don't. >:

[Pub Lover]

So aside from that Metal guy did anyone else notice/dislike my comic?

You already posted it in Art Shit. They have to be nice in there, it's the rules.

[wobzire]

I figured that.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/paolonutinicigar.jpg

[executioneer]

pub what does RE stand for in this case

[Pub Lover]

Resident Evil?

[executioneer]

no it doesnt, wth

[executioneer]

is it religious education

[Pub Lover]

It was Religious Education. At the Catholic school I went to before that place it was where we learned about Jesus. However, this was a mainstream Secondary school so it was really more "don't be an intolerent bigot" class, with the idea that if we learned about Boodah, Mahammid & Shiva we'd be less inclined to call Sikhs a derogatary name and be stabbed by their ceremonial daggers.

[Tadao]

Hey Pub, you know how you put the shark shirt on me? Can you reverse this and have her pinching her nipples?

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/Aura_Fox/awesomeposter.jpg

[Tadao]

http://images.craigslist.org/010107010200011600200807016d0de62dbba1c6493200cbbb .jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub, you know how you put the shark shirt on me? Can you reverse this and have her pinching her nipples?


Do your own leg work, and ask her. :rolleyes


On a related note; GW! Before you get blown to bits in a 4th of July related firework mishap, be sure to email those nudes of yourself. :orgasm

[Shyandquietguy]

Why can't the world see ME for who I am? I am soul! I am black! I am G.A.N.G.S.T.A.!! I need a woman who'll stay with me yo', a real woman, a REAL woman if you know what I mean. There ain't no women here. Anywhere, the internet is just full of fat bitches and fat snitches yo'.

[Esuohlim]

Is that liquid in ElPila's avatar? :x

[Esuohlim]

Hey Pub, you know how you put the shark shirt on me? Can you reverse this and have her pinching her nipples?

That's a girl?

She looks kinda like Emu :(

[Tadao]

She's all woman!

[ElPila666]

Is that liquid in ElPila's avatar? :x

Liquidstatic's tune made me had a nice hip on my heroin trip. Today i'm little bit sad cause my lil bro was kicked out from school for bulyling his teacher
:(
http://www.clarin.com/diario/2008/07/02/um/m-01706687.htm

[ElPila666]

americans please release this guy, he learned his lesson, i swear he ain't gonna sold cocaine never again

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbglgcBgmE

:tear

[liquidstatik]

YES MIHLOUSE THAT IS ME LIKEA LITTLE OVER LAST YEAR D:


& THANK YOU ELIPPIA666 DID YOU LIKE IT? :X

[ElPila666]

Yeah, it sounds like Mr Tinkertrain's intro ;D

:ozzyrulz

[HickMan]

Guys I did the downtown bar crawl last night and had to go to 15 bars :x

I did it! And now I have to march in a parade! :x

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2618202475_60af99cc4a_b.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

hey, thanks for that

[Asila]

Haunting!

[MetalMilitia]

He's a wise man and the cat is baby jesus.


Am I right?

[Chojin]

we're going on vacation for a week bai

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Someplace nice?

[Tadao]

He's a wise man and the cat is baby jesus.


Am I right?

Someone on another forum said the exact same thing.

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[HickMan]

:fight

[liquidstatik]

:dodge

[Fathom Zero]

:counter

[Fathom Zero]

Scum sucking depravity debauched
Anal fuck-fest, thrill olympics
Savage scourge supply and sanctify
So what? So what?

[Esuohlim]

Happy birthday america btw :ROLLEYES

[Esuohlim]

The breakroom at work has a stack of WORLD magazines and holy shit are they the gayest thing I've ever read

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.ipdb.org/

[Esuohlim]

It's like they can't even include a toothpaste ad unless it mentions how great God is

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

[Esuohlim]

I just looked it up it's 7:30pm there :(

I never actually bothered to find that out before. That's 16 hours from now :x

[Esuohlim]

Hey jerk in Hawaii it's still 9:30pm Friday why don't you fucking wait up a little bit? >:

[Esuohlim]

I bet you were all "Yeah that 9/12 was sure a sad day for America :rolleyes"

I am so angry at the international date line right now, arrrgghhh

[Guitar Woman]

I'm bored, you fuckers, post something

At this point I'd just get shitfaced but this house is dry as the fucking Kalamari

[Esuohlim]

this house is dry as the fucking Kalamari

I'm quoting this before you edit it to what you meant to say

[Guitar Woman]

that's a desert, right?

[Guitar Woman]

did I spell it the squid way?

Ok, it's as dry as a squid in that desert that is spelled in a similar fashion.

[Esuohlim]

You should have said "Sahara" that one is hard to fuck up

[Esuohlim]

Or maybe added in that you went to a nice restaurant and were dissatisfied with the meal, in which case a use of the :posh emoticon would have made moot this embarrassing situation you've created

[Fathom Zero]

ROCK TO NEVER NEVER LAND

[Tadao]

I'm lvl 58, I can go to Outland now Woohoo!

[HickMan]

I was in a 4th of July parade yesterday and threw a Now n' Later at an old lady's eye :thrownownlater

[ElPila666]

man that sounds funny, i wish i could celebrate 4th of july someday :(

[liquidstatik]

ELI YOUR AVATAR MAKES ME WANT TO BARFsd