I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

I love redheads.

Matter of fact, I just love hair. Any color.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

It must be getting late. I am a retard. :suicide

[Pub Lover]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6259/argaraggarga.jpg

[elx]

do we have our halloween costume thread going yet?

[Kitsa]

I posted one a long-ass time ago and no one posts in it :(

[Fathom Zero]

mairzy doats and dozey doats and liddle lamzy divey

[Pub Lover]

I WANNA FUCK A LESBIAN :(

You have Dylan's number.

[Pub Lover]

do we have our halloween costume thread going yet?

What is your costume idea, Miss Elx? :)

[Pub Lover]

Well, that ten-day stint in a mental hospital certainly wasn't fun. I don't feel any better and now I owe them around a thousand dollars because my shitty fly-by-night health insurance provider decided a failed suicide attempt wasn't grounds to pay for my stay at the nuthouse.

I'm sorry you had an issue, Otto :(

It is a shame that you want to kill yourself, Otto. You're a cool dude. But better luck next time, eh? :)

[elx]

I don't have one now that I am brunette. but I need to be something that matches manbearpig. what's yours! is there even halloween down-under-over there yet? :(

[Fathom Zero]

You have Dylan's number.

:love

[Kitsa]

DAMMIT I MADE A THREAD FOR THIS

ARE YOU THE NEW PUBLOVER

[Pub Lover]

...this forum isn't really designed to cater to adults and no one here acts like one anyway.
:lol

[Pub Lover]

I don't have one now that I am brunette. but I need to be something that matches manbearpig. what's yours! is there even halloween down-under-over there yet? :(

Ooh! Are there pictures online of the new hair? <3

No halloween for us non-Americans. The holiday is a hallmark of freedom.

[Pub Lover]

DAMMIT I MADE A THREAD FOR THIS

ARE YOU THE NEW PUBLOVER
It is very sad that even one PubLover needs to exist. Please don't wish for more.

[Fathom Zero]

In New Zealand, they throw rocks at adulterous women on October 31st. :lol

[elx]

Ooh! Are there pictures online of the new hair? <3

:rolleyes

[elx]

if you're still catching up on august then this is gonna take a while, but hey, maybe you'll get there by halloween! & that's what you get for leaving us :(

[Pub Lover]

Your hair looks good. :)

But then you always do. <3

I'll be leaving again once I'm up to date. ;)

[elx]

DAMMIT I MADE A THREAD FOR THIS

ARE YOU THE NEW PUBLOVER
dude I have never ventured far away from here :( the rest of the forum is scary and has strangers in it. like, there are plenty of conversations which I often want to contribute to, but then i'm just like naaah and come in here and post a sad face instead


I'll be leaving again once I'm up to date. ;)
whyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Pub Lover]

Because you are just far too adorable and I am a creepy internet criminal. :eek
...the rest of the forum is scary and has strangers in it. like, there are plenty of conversations which I often want to contribute to, but then i'm just like naaah and come in here and post a sad face instead

See? Adorbs all over the place. <3

[Pub Lover]

well if sam is our mommy and wiffles is our cat and bill is our husband and colonel flagg is our dad then we are definitely the royal caste around here
Ghost is married to both Esrohlim and Elx? :lol

[Pub Lover]

Texas? All my exes live there

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:>:>:>:>:

Stop being bitter about being dumped by Pent, D. I've set you up with Esroh.

I'm sure Ghost doesn't mind sharing.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[LordSappington]

Operation went off without a hitch. Now I just gotta wait for my hearing to come back in that ear.

[Kitsa]

that's aces, sappy :D

[Pub Lover]

The one I liked the most was of him cradling the sandwich.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/babysandwich.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Operation went off without a hitch. Now I just gotta wait for my hearing to come back in that ear.

This is for your dizziness/vertigo, right? All better now?

[Fathom Zero]

va bene, signor pluver

[Colonel Flagg]

Operation went off without a hitch. Now I just gotta wait for my hearing to come back in that ear.

Good on you, Sapford. :)

[Pub Lover]

I'm glad it wasn't just me.

I can't remember if I put this one up yet. Pub would know, since he has a folder on each of us.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/kitsawithabignose.jpg

I'd say "my nose doesn't usually look that big" but it probably does.

Pub, make sure to split my folder in two.

pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.

Don't worry Kitsa, I'm sure there's plenty of guys who would love to fall into your gasm chasm.
:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

I should specify...I WASH THEM, I just happen to keep picking them out of the closet over and over.
Because you're a lady. ;)


Your nose doesn't look big there. I have a big nose. It only doesn't look as exceedingly large as it really is because I have a gargantuan melon for a head. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Man, I'd fuck a robot made out of pink foam insulation.

I'd have the itchiest dick ever, but goddamnit I'd do it.

TADAO'S MOTHER IS WHITE AS A SHEET.

THE SAME SHEET YOU HAVE CUT HOLES INTO AND WORN UPON YOUR HEAD AT KLAN RALLIES.

YOU RACIST.

Double zugs for Sam.

[Pub Lover]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319254_10150287145802688_749062687_8026605_1110899 506_n.jpg

Chojin looks amazing. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Well it as been a fun and infuriating few days. I'll be back to read through your chatter in a while. Stay the cool chaps and lasses that you all are.

[LordSappington]

This is for your dizziness/vertigo, right? All better now?
Yeah; they put a shunt in my left side, to drain this little sac everyone has behind their cochlea. Mine was all twisted or something, which is a classic sign of Meniere's, so that means someday I'll be having the nerve taken out completely.
The shunt should help for a year or so, but right now through the pain meds and the type of operation I can't tell if it's better yet.
Anyways, thanks guys! :)

[executioneer]

Wanna download Windows 8?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516

Granted, there's a lot of shit that probably doesn't work, but this computer doesn't have Windows on it. So I'm all up in it.

so how's this going for you, what works and what doesn't?

[Grislygus]

WHERE'S THE INSOMNIACS CLUB

WHERE'S MY PEEPS

I JUST MISSED EVERBODY, DIDNT I

[kahljorn]

sup man

im on some dudes internet tv so i wont be here long :(

[Grislygus]

DAMN. HELLO, ALL THE SAME

[Grislygus]

I guess there's always the internet

Holy goddamned shit, Saps made me laugh. Time to die

[Kitsa]

Just got a Nigerian scam email from "Dr. Magahalu" that said, in caps, THIS IS THE FBI, PLEASE GET BACK TO US WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IMMEDIATELY.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

from Dr Pram Magahalu

[Zhukov]

Haha.

Had a MRI scan a short time ago to see if I had a tumour. I need my GP to look at it to make sure, by my ER nurse friend said that it all looked ok. Also, apparently I have an extra brain ventricle or some such that only 10% of the population have. I don't know. I might upload my brain scan pictures if I can be bothered.

[Kitsa]

ah, MRIs.

POCK POCK POCK pock POCK POCK pock POCK BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Zhukov]

Pretty much, yeah.

I was asked by two different people if I was pregnant or not beforehand, and I know I don't have any shrapnel wounds, but I was actually rather worried that I might have one I don't know about.

[k0k0]

I'm getting like my 5th ct scan in a year soon for this sinus thing. I'm guessing I'm gonna end up getting cancer before they take care of my sinus issues.

[Kitsa]

I had an eight-hour whole body MRI once. The Madonna version of Evita had just come out and the tech played the soundtrack through the headphones over and over and over. Longest 8 hours of my life.

The pregnancy question doesn't surprise me. My mom gets asked all the time when her last mammogram was, and she's had a double mastectomy.

[LordSappington]

MRIs are boring as hell. My last MRI, the doctor tuned me in to the local KISS FM station right in the middle of what had to have been the advertisement hour-long special or something.
My doctor was awesome and took pictures of my surgery, so I'll upload them sometime today.

[k0k0]

Put em in a spoiler tag cuz I'm squeamish as shit.

I seriously passed out when they put the needle in me to draw blood last time. I came back with 2 nurses standing around me with the student nurse who tried to take my blood in the back looking scared. Sad thing is, it's not the first time. They just have a hard time finding the right spot and up digging around with the needle and it really makes me turn pale.

[Colonel Flagg]

I had an eight-hour whole body MRI once. The Madonna version of Evita had just come out and the tech played the soundtrack through the headphones over and over and over. Longest 8 hours of my life.

Was it better or worse than being waterboarded? I'd confess to being a terroist hijacker, myself.

[Fathom Zero]

so how's this going for you, what works and what doesn't?

Everything works and nothing doesn't, for the most part. Everything in my computer was automatically detected, except for my SD card reader, but I don't suppose there's a driver yet, considering it's been two days since it was loosed.

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/babysandwich.jpg

:lol

This reminds me :eek

Pub, do you remember when you posted a picture of a dad throwing his kid in the air at a beach? And then I made it into a gif of the kid doing somersaults in the air? And then you turned the kid into a sandwich?

It's somewhere in this thread and I can't find it

[Kitsa]

ColFlagg: I don't know, all I know is that to this day I know that version of the musical by heart, word for word, and I hate Madonna that much more.


I just had the weirdest thing happen. I was at the grocery store, minding my own business in the energy drink aisle, and this guy came running up to me jabbering in Spanish. I understand Spanish well and still all I could make out was mercado, embutidos, store and I think lunchmeat. He was just babbling what sounded like random words.

So number one, I'm thinking why the hell is this guy running up to a random white woman in Ohio in a grocery store jabbering in Spanish? Then I was thinking, maybe he's trying to find the deli and can't speak English and is lost. Then I was thinking, this sounds like a pile of words, not Spanish. Perhaps this guy is insane. I should pretend I don't know what he's saying.

Then, against my better judgment, out of my mouth came "I'm sorry, what?" in Spanish.

Then he starts, in Spanish also, "Where you from? Where you from? What's your name? What are you looking for in the store? You're in great shape. Your husband is a lucky man." Then he grabs my hand and starts shaking it. I decide he's nuts (and blind) and switch to English.

"Oh! You speak English! Where you from? Where you from? What are you here for? I'm looking for the deli. Are you going to pick out something? Your husband is a lucky man. " All this time he's pumping my hand up and down. I was very weirded out by this.

Somehow, I don't remember how, I wrenched my hand out of his and said "Ok, thanks, bye" in one language or the other and got the hell out of there.

He could have been some random guy who thought he'd try to speak Spanish to area caucasians and see what stuck. Or he could have been a weirdo. I don't know. I'm a bit frightened.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

This reminds me :eek

Pub, do you remember when you posted a picture of a dad throwing his kid in the air at a beach? And then I made it into a gif of the kid doing somersaults in the air? And then you turned the kid into a sandwich?

It's somewhere in this thread and I can't find it

That needs to be found because it sounds like the best thing ever.

[ThrashO]

New Primus album came out today. Kinda kicks ass.

NAKZFeX_Sd8

[kahljorn]

if it didnt have les claypools voice it could be great videogame music

he needs to just make another oysterhead album

[Fathom Zero]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2272/211508hulkheader.jpg

heelo hapy forum my name is hulk hogan i make wrestling game everyone enjoyful!

[MarioRPG]

My doctor was awesome and took pictures of my surgery, so I'll upload them sometime today.

That's awesome as hell. If I ever had surgery I would totally make sure to get pictures.

[Rongi]

oh man primus, how little it is that i care about you in 2011

[Rongi]

if you use dorm room wifi, can they see what you're looking at?

if so, i'd rather not let my attractive ra know that sometimes i watch riley mason get jizzed on at 3 in the morning

[ThrashO]

if you use dorm room wifi, can they see what you're looking at?

if so, i'd rather not let my attractive ra know that sometimes i watch riley mason get jizzed on at 3 in the morning

it's possible but they can probably just see what EVERYONE is looking at but not computer specific. Honestly though they probably don't give a fuck. You're adults.

[Zhukov]

Kitsa, you seem surprised that this has happened to you. I'm not.

[kahljorn]

rongi you are approaching this in the wrong way you should make SURE she knows when you have your cock out

[Sam]

Rongi if anything you should be sharing your Riley Mason jizz WITH her.

[Fathom Zero]

http://stores.ebay.com/collection-SOVIET-belik2005/Statues-Sculptures-/_i.html?_fsub=7070494&_sid=205441409&_trksid=p4634.c0.0

I CAN HAVE STALIN STATUES AND CCCP BOTTLE OPENERS. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

[executioneer]

oh man primus, how little it is that i care about you in 2011
dear les claypool

i can't believe i'm saying this, but please start abusing stimulants again or stop making primus songs

your fan,
willie

[executioneer]

oh hey the pc i tried to build myself won't power on

should i assume a bad psu, or am i an incompetent piece of shit

[kahljorn]

nothing happens when you turn it on at all? no fans or anything? is the psu switched on? is it on 120 volt and not 240? lol

did you plug in the four pin? thing to your motherboard?

i think at least the PSU should turn on so that would be my first guess as well

[kahljorn]

by the way when you're fucking with your computer make sure its completely turned off and the power is unplugged before you plug/unplug any cords from the moterboard

[executioneer]

one of the plugs was initially unplugged (it has a 20pin/4pin main connector and the 4pin 12v connector, the 4pin part of the 20/4 was unplugged) but even after i fixed that it doesn't even turn on, it's on 120, and when i flipped the switch on the PSU the lights in my room visibly dimmed.

thats a bad sign right

[executioneer]

by the way when you're fucking with your computer make sure its completely turned off and the power is unplugged before you plug/unplug any cords from the moterboard
yes i know i have fiddled with a computers guts before :(

[kahljorn]

so the psu doesnt light up and no fans turn on or anything? if thats the case id wager your psu is bad. Can you ue your old psu to test it?

with the lights dimming id almost suggest trying another socket too ;/ thats prolly not it tho i jut try everything.

but do any fans turn on at all?

[executioneer]

nope no fans and i already tested a different socket

dont want to use old psu, its too old + probably doesnt have the right connectors + dont want to take apart currently working computre. if i go and buy one from a store am i out the $ i spend on it? newegg will just send me a replacement of the same /similar item andnot $ if i return it ,right

edit: UGH, apparently i could've returned it for a refund less 15% restock fee, except i ordered it as part of a bundle so i'd have to return the case, too >:

and they'd probably want the case back in near-new condition, which it isnt (i broke two of the plastic clips that lock cards in place when installing my gfx card and bent the cover for the 5.25" bay when installing my dvdburner)

[Chojin]

just rma it

you only have to pay shipping, and newegg is good with rmas because they have to be for an online retailer

[executioneer]

then i'd have to wait for it to ship there and back :( i don't suppose i could buy a psu from local computer store and then return it when my rma'd psu gets here, right

they frown on that shit i bet

[Chojin]

that's pretty much what i do every time i order an essential part

best buy doesn't give a fuck

[executioneer]

http://mimg.ugo.com/200809/20089/sulik.jpg
sounds good

[Chojin]

we and i be glad to answer

[Dixie]

i'm working as security at a rave show tonight :ohboy
i hate glowsticks.
and paper mache ice cream cones.

[LordSappington]

Bought some goddamn Booberry last night! It's exactly as delicious as I remembered it

[Pram Maven]

I can't get Booberry where I live :(

[k0k0]

Is it because there are too many racist clay animators living there and the ghost is colored?

[Pram Maven]

Yeah, nothing but dumb racist clay animators here. :rolleyes
What, are you a census taker?

[Pram Maven]

Also, I almost punched a guy in the mouth the other night because he referred to someone in the parking lot as a " ni-.." I'm not saying it. I hate that word. I hate all racism. This country is divided enough without it.

[LordSappington]

Nice try, racist.
Also, I wouldn't recommend you try to punch anyone with your soft, clay-exfoliated hands. You'll just end up making an even bigger ass of yourself.
Stay out of other people's problems, unless it's something warranting it. Chances are the black guy just blew it all off, and you would have looked like a complete dipshit if you intervened in something you didn't need to.
Also, I believe the word you're looking for is "Nagger". It's perfectly acceptable to use it in context, such as explaining the situation you were in. Your Mommy and Daddy aren't here to chastise you about using it to tell us what happened to get your little panties in a knot.
/rant
EDIT: Hahaha wow, we censored that? I didn't see that coming.

[k0k0]

Responding to a private message from Pram:
Could you please back off of me? I'm having a hard time right now with finances because no one will hire me after what you guys did.

Nobody is hiring you because it's not the early 80's and people use CGI now. I'm sorry about your finances, but you backed the wrong horse as soon as you put your fingers into the clay biz.

[Pram Maven]

k0k0- I'm not trying to get hired as a CLAY animator. I am well aware that there is no money in that and hasn't been since the early 90's.
I'm trying to get hired as a puppet animator. That's already hard enough without someone starting all these bullshit rumors about my character.

[Pram Maven]

I'm also not trying to get hired as a goth rocker. That's another pasttime that hasn't seen a decent paycheck since at least 1999.

These are just things I enjoy for the fun of it. It hurts my feelings that you trash the things that make me happy and call me names.

[k0k0]

Stop giving me ammunition. God damnit.

They don't want to hire somebody that has rumored experience sticking their hand up miniature people's asses?

[Pram Maven]

But I like giving you ammunition... It's part of sharing and friendship.

[Colonel Flagg]

I have the medicine for what ails you:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Valacyclovir_Structural_Formulae.png/800px-Valacyclovir_Structural_Formulae.png

[Pram Maven]

Will that make me flaccid? 'Cause if it doesn't, I don't want it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Better living through chemistry.

[Pram Maven]

That's my favorite Fatboy Slim album.

Hey Flagg, would you like a clay version of your avatar? I'm not sure how to do the sparkly stuff around the bottom, but I have the other colors.

[Colonel Flagg]

Someone said the name three times.

http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/interviews/michaelkeaton/keaton-beetlejuice.jpg

EDIT: or FIVE times ....

http://cf1.imgobject.com/posters/0fc/4bf12913017a3c32120000fc/candyman-cover.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Pub, do you remember when you posted a picture of a dad throwing his kid in the air at a beach? And then I made it into a gif of the kid doing somersaults in the air? And then you turned the kid into a sandwich?

It's somewhere in this thread and I can't find it

>:

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey Flagg, would you like a clay version of your avatar?

There may be copyright issues involved, but whatever floats. :\

[Pram Maven]

Oh...Who owns it?

[Pram Maven]

:pagebrak

Better late than never...

[Esuohlim]

Dude I've got a major assignment for Pub and I'm not about to let the mission get lost among brand new Pram bullshit >:

[Pram Maven]

No, it's cool, Esuohlim. I'm behavin'.

[Colonel Flagg]

Dude I've got a major assignment for Pub and I'm not about to let the mission get lost among brand new Pram bullshit >:

I'm sure he's working on it diligently right about now.

Maybe. :halloween2

[k0k0]

Or you could pay some homeless man to go through 3000+ posts and find the picture. I'm sure you could pay womti with a tenner.

[k0k0]

Or just give me womti's garbage burrito that you'd probably end up paying him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich2.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pulobverson2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich.jpg

Seriously, took 3 minutes of using the search function, lazy.

And here's your original spinning baby if you were looking for that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son3.gif

[Pentegarn]

I can't get Booberry where I live :(

That's Nick's shtick I thought :confused

Or maybe you misspelled boobery (urbandictionary definition 2 for clarity), which I could believe. Let's go with that

Is it because there are too many racist clay animators living there and the ghost is colored?

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to k0k0 again :(

[kahljorn]

id jut return it and say those parts were always broken lol

also you can just put your computers really close together and plug your old psu into it. You just need the motherboard plugs so you can find out what the problem is

[ThrashO]

pram we welcome you back with open arms the same way you welcome mexicans into open nooses.

[Aaarg]

i'd close your arms around animator don carlson lest he add another notch to his "nipple rippin'" post.

[executioneer]

got a new psu, no dice

used my old psu that definitely works, same thing

nothing lights up on the board when power's supplied, nothing happens when i push the case's power on button, zilcho

bad mobo?

[ThrashO]

Better late than never...

Just like the police officers at every crime scene :tear

[Aaarg]

"You think this can be re-attached, Jim?"

[ThrashO]

"Ted... I don't even know what belongs to who."

[executioneer]

got a new psu, no dice

used my old psu that definitely works, same thing

nothing lights up on the board when power's supplied, nothing happens when i push the case's power on button, zilcho

bad mobo?

yep, turns out i'm grade-f retarded, i forgot to put spacers between the mobo and the case. you'd think they'd mention you need to do that somewhere in install guide or manual somewhere

[Aaarg]

a grade-f retard means you're bad at being retarded, hooray!!

[Pram Maven]

Thrash0- shut your fucking face, you Dane Cook/Charles Trippy wannabe asshole.

[ThrashO]

why cant you just take a fucking joke dude? ive had a long ass day and the last thing i need is bullshit from you dude. I swear you know youd have more friends on here if you werent such an ASSHOLE.

You know I actually liked Blue Alien Summer

[Pram Maven]

Thanks. You're probably the first.

Look, I'm not an asshole. I'm just sensitive and go off on people who are rude to me. It's funny until it shows up on your resume, and Google is just as bad when it comes to first impressions. That is the only reason I took umbrage. I can take a joke. Sorry to hear you're having a rough day.

[ThrashO]

its ok man, sorry you cant get a job because ur a rapist.

[Fathom Zero]

The first time Pram has ever gotten a green pickle. Which goes to show how not-abused the system is.

[Pram Maven]

Fathom- I'm not sure what I got a green pickle for, but it's probably the equivalent of a drop of oil in a bucket of sand. I guess it's the thought that counts...

[Pram Maven]

Hmmmm... or a grain of sand in a bucket of oil. Yeah.

[Fathom Zero]

man, you're a special boy

[ThrashO]

or a fingernail in a bucket of severed infant penises

[Pram Maven]

Or one of your blunts in a plate of appetizers.

[ThrashO]

Or a childs scream amongst the clatter and tinkering of sharpened garden tools

[Fathom Zero]

retard thunderdome

[Fathom Zero]

if only two men could enter and no man leaves

[Pram Maven]

UNCLE!!!

[Pram Maven]

So... How are you doing, Fathom? Last I saw you were not doing so great. Any good news, man?

[Fathom Zero]

My family and I are living on ramen noodles and borrowed time.

[Fathom Zero]

That's the title of my new mixtape, by the way.

[Pram Maven]

It sounds like the name of a Moby single.

[Aaarg]

idiot, fz is moby

[ThrashO]

It sounds like the name of a Moby single.

your signature/quote/avatar combo isn't quite wacky or witty enough yet, you almost got it though.

[Grislygus]

There may be copyright issues involved, but whatever floats. :\

If I am paid, I give my permission


I must be paid with a claymated short of my avatar slapping bjork in the face with its cock

[kahljorn]

wow spacers? I would've never thought of that.

so i it working now?

[executioneer]

yep fine and dandy like sugar candy

[Pentegarn]

Thanks. You're probably the first.

Look, I'm not an asshole. I'm just sensitive and go off on people who are rude to me. It's funny until it shows up on your resume, and Google is just as bad when it comes to first impressions. That is the only reason I took umbrage. I can take a joke. Sorry to hear you're having a rough day.

For bad stuff to show up on your resume that would mean you fucking put it there yourself.

So what have we learned here? We have learned Pram puts all the stuff people say about him on his resume, and then it is somehow our fault :confused

[Pram Maven]

If I put everything everywhere it shows up, then why, after a month and a half of my absence, are you still linking to a thread about me? You had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but something tells me you don't want to because you know it does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.

[k0k0]

http://i.imgur.com/SlrhI.jpg

[executioneer]

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/6bbd569d52d71f118e1716f9459a3479/59282%20-%20Discord%20Moonwalk%20animated%20twilight_sparkl e.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

[I've] had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but [I] don't want to because [I really want you to think] [repeatedly posting a link to a stupid thread no one will ever read] does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.

Edited for clarity. :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

Pram, Don, or whatever you go by these days, please just let it go already. You're doing this all to yourself.

Unless of course, you're into sado-masochism and self-flaggelation, in which case, have at it, bro.

[Pram Maven]

Not at all. I'm into pulling the wool off of your eyes because you have a very wrong perception of me. I like to joke, have fun, tease a little... But at the end of the day I always come back to humble and nice. Can you say the same about yourself? If so, LET'S SEE IT!

Also, people WILL read that stupid thread you post the link to a hundred million times per month because it's under my God-given NAME, you hemorrhoid blood clot.

[ThrashO]

THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A PEDOPHILE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A MURDERER
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A DICK LICKER
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA HAS BLACK PARENTS
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA ONCE BROKE 5 LIGHTBULBS IN HIS ANUS AT ONCE.

No one gives a fuck. Shut up.

[Fathom Zero]

IF ANYONE GOOGLED YOUR NAME AND SPENT MORE THAN A MINUTE'S TIME LOOKING AT THIS BOARD, THEY WOULD SEE THAT WE COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT YOU, THAT NONE OF THE ACCUSATIONS HAVE MERIT, AND THAT YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING EVER ON THE PLANET, BEATING OUT POL POT AND HITLER. IF YOU AREN'T HIRED FOR ANY REASON RELATED TO YOUR BEING ON THIS FORUM, THAT IS THE REASON. GO AHEAD AND LINK YOUR EMPLOYERS TO THIS POST, KING BIPOLAR DOUCHE.

[Kitsa]

Someone actually did come into the ER with a lightbulb up his ass when I was working one night :( They lubed him up and delivered it like a baby, with forceps. They were afraid it would break in his ass.

[k0k0]

What would you have done if it did break inside of his ass? How would all of that glass inside be handled?

[ThrashO]

Has anyone seen the shocker video of the guy sitting on a pickle jar and then it breaks in his ass? I haven't seen the video but I saw a gif of it on 4chan. It's pretty brutal :(

I now take tender care whenever I wipe.

[k0k0]

I did see the video a long time ago. It was horrible and he was remarkably calm about it all after it happened. Even as all that blood was pouring out onto the tile.

[ThrashO]

Just the crunching of the glass and the way he kind of panicked pulling all those bloody pieces out... fuuuuuckkkk

:hangman

I heard that that's his thing though. Asshole torture. I imagine that was a one time dealy though.

[dextire]

They lubed him up and delivered it like a baby, with forceps.

I'm afraid the comma didn't stop my brain from seeing this. :)

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/babyforeceps.jpg

[Pentegarn]

If I put everything everywhere it shows up, then why, after a month and a half of my absence, are you still linking to a thread about me? You had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but something tells me you don't want to because you know it does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.

So how, and I am honestly asking this, how my deluded friend, is this magically showing up on your resume? You do know what a resume is right? It is something we either type up ourselves or have someone type for us to display our skills in a concise streamlined format. Let's say for the sake of argument you hired someone else to type your resume for you and they included "i-mockery.com -5 years of acting the fool and being a pedophile rapist bigot etc". Let's further say you then took that resume sight unseen and spread it about town. In your delusion of accountability, did it ever occur to you my puffed up little poppinjay, that you could have stopped this resume from being distributed in several different points of this little scenario?

As for me leaving the links in my sig, I am simply too lazy to edit my sig, nor do I have any real motivation to bother doing so

[dextire]

You guys have some serious stamina dealing with the Microshocks' of the world.
After a while my eyes glaze over and all I see is:

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/gayface.jpg

[Kitsa]

I don't know what would have happened, it probably would have turned into a surgeons' problem. We shipped 'em out and often didn't hear from them again.

A lightbulb is fairly small, if delicate. I did read or hear (can't remember which) about some guy who wanted to make a cast of his rectum and filled it with cement via an enema bag. I know that one turned into a big problem because it actually did set up, plus he had lye burns inside his ass.

We got lots of people with vibrators up their butts. The "ass box" on Scrubs was pretty true to life, although to the best of my knowledge our ass-artifacts lived on only in stories. They usually let the batteries die down, dilate their sphincters and go fishing for it. Or they tell them to "bear down like you're pooping" and that's always a fun thing to watch.

[ThrashO]

Well taking a dump feels great so it must feel even better when things are going in

The added adrenaline rush of keeping your anus relaxed enough to not shatter paper-thin glass and ruin your entire life must be one of the greatest highs known to man.

If only we could mix this and bungee jumping.

or what if... the lightbulb...

WAS THE ONLY THING ATTACHED TO THE CORD.

[Kitsa]

Didn't Bam Margera do something with a kite and anal beads? I think it's on Youtube somewhere. I'd go looking but I'm watching a movie on Netflix right now.

[Colonel Flagg]

I did read or hear (can't remember which) about some guy who wanted to make a cast of his rectum and filled it with cement via an enema bag. I know that one turned into a big problem because it actually did set up, plus he had lye burns inside his ass.

The inherent stupidity of the human race has no bounds.

[Kitsa]

Lye? Lime?

Lime, probably.

[Colonel Flagg]

Didn't Bam Margera do something with a kite and anal beads?

NSFW

I'd heard a story about someone who tried to extend his "sexytime" by using anal beads during intercourse. Apparently, though he stopped reading where it said you needed to pull them out s..l..o..w..l..y for it to have the desired effect. Instead, he yanked the crank at the moment of rapture, and sprayed the exterior of his body, and that of his partner with something other than "love juice".

[Kitsa]

He's lucky he didn't prolapse his rectum.

[Pentegarn]

NSFW

I'd heard a story about someone who tried to extend his "sexytime" by using anal beads during intercourse. Apparently, though he stopped reading where it said you needed to pull them out s..l..o..w..l..y for it to have the desired effect. Instead, he yanked the crank at the moment of rapture, and sprayed the exterior of his body, and that of his partner with something other than "love juice".

I am not 100% sure but that might be an urban legend, I have heard that story before as well but it was a woman

[Kitsa]

It sounds like something that could maybe be a commonplace rookie mistake.

[Pentegarn]

You guys have some serious stamina dealing with the Microshocks' of the world.
After a while my eyes glaze over and all I see is:

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/gayface.jpg

The idiots in question are like little exploding pockets of stupidity that are fun to goof on though

[Kitsa]

I drank a lot of really cheap wine. This means I feel awesome in like 5-minute stretches. Most of the time the neurological shit my body throws at me when I've imbibed makes the whole thing very not-worth-it, but tonight I was drinking it in the vain attempt to get a spasmed bicep to let the fuck go.

No luck so far but my mouth is stained purple pretty good

[ThrashO]

I am not 100% sure but that might be an urban legend, I have heard that story before as well but it was a woman

The "urban legend" I heard was that a chick asked a dude to come over and they start getting down and dirty, and he realizes she has rubber sheets. At first he thinks it's weird but apparently she's a total fox so whatever. Then she starts putting anal beads in his ass and he's like "whatever, this chick is sexy as hell and i'm open to new things and am also Pram Maven" and then all of a sudden she tears them out of his ass, he shits EVERYWHERE and she plays in it and he gets too weirded out and leaves her to her mess.

I've always heard it explained as "this is too weird I'm leaving" and I can just picture a guy casually spray-shitting all over an entire bedroom and just looking at it going "hmmm... weird..."

[Kitsa]

I think I read something like that on PoopReport years ago, now that you mention it.

[Fathom Zero]

I figured out how to scan negatives using a regular scanner. Goodbye, shitty Walgreens and your terrible prints.

[Pentegarn]

"whatever, this chick is sexy as hell and i'm open to new things and am also Pram Maven"

:lol

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Thrash0 again" :(

[Kitsa]

Dammit, I hate walking through peoples fartclouds in public places. :(

[k0k0]

Would you walk through 30 minutes of people's fart clouds for 100 dollars?

[Zhukov]

One passed me by today and everyone to the left of where I was standing thought it was me. God damn it.

[Kitsa]

I don't know. I was at the grocery store, which makes it a bit grosser, and it was one of those that's so foul you can almost taste it.

[Pentegarn]

Dammit, I hate walking through peoples fartclouds in public places. :(

We call that crop dusting

[Pram Maven]

I think I'm just going to drop it, but I wasn't here for five years. I was gone almost all of that time, so you still don't have a fully formed perception of who I am outside of what side you've seen.

The comment about it "showing up on my rseume" was a metaphor. I was saying that "it might as well be on my resume, given that it's on Google, where people look first before hiring you these days". Sorry if that wasn't completely clear. Aside from that, the sort of douchebaggery that I used to delight in is not very fun anymore. I'm considering retiring the whole "asshole with Aspergers" schtick. Do you want to know the real me, or are you content with picking on the cardboard cutout I have set up to be knocked down?

So how, and I am honestly asking this, how my deluded friend, is this magically showing up on your resume? You do know what a resume is right? It is something we either type up ourselves or have someone type for us to display our skills in a concise streamlined format. Let's say for the sake of argument you hired someone else to type your resume for you and they included "i-mockery.com -5 years of acting the fool and being a pedophile rapist bigot etc". Let's further say you then took that resume sight unseen and spread it about town. In your delusion of accountability, did it ever occur to you my puffed up little poppinjay, that you could have stopped this resume from being distributed in several different points of this little scenario?

As for me leaving the links in my sig, I am simply too lazy to edit my sig, nor do I have any real motivation to bother doing so

[Pram Maven]

I like how this entire thread is like watching someone change channels on a TV with bad reception.

TV: "In the news"..."psssssh"... "NO YOU'RE NOT, YES I AM!"..."psssssh"..."and you want to get the eggs light and fluffy by whipping them..."psssssh"...."to a pulp. Then he proceeded to stomp the shit out of my girlfriend's face and got his foot stuck in her"..."psssssh"..."can't pay my rent this month"..."psssssh"..."and the army wouldn't take me, so I'm joining the circus."

[Pentegarn]

Yeah, that would be how a free flowing chat thread works.

What's your take on TV dinners?

[Pram Maven]

They're hard to cook all the way through. I've gotten food poisoning several times. You?

[Pram Maven]

If I was an Asspie I would say "TV dinners aren't very musical when they cook, so I hate them".

[ThrashO]

Do you want to know th
no

[Pram Maven]

I like the concept of seeing a "no" between quotes from two people who are funnier than you.

[ThrashO]

I like the idea of you writing "Pedophile, murderer, child genital skinner" on your own resume, reading it and screaming "DAMMIT I DONT UNDERSTAND! >: "

[Pram Maven]

I like the fact that the chances of you ever being funny are as slim as Chojin's new waistline.

[ThrashO]

I like the fact that the chances of you ever being funny are as slim as Chojin's new waistline.

OH I GUESS U HAVENT SEEN MY ZUG COLLECTION

[Pram Maven]

Of course not. It's too easy to miss on a site populated with people who have said things that were accidentally funnier than anything you've ever said to be funny on purpose.

[Pram Maven]

Now that I own Thrash0, would anyone like to pet him? You can feed him treats, too... Just try to keep your fingers away from his mouth. He's too stupid to be able to distinguish between food and body parts except when he sucks dicks...For some reason his brain makes an exception for cock sucking to gain acceptance from people who otherwise wouldn't give his sad attempts at humor the time of day.

[ThrashO]

If you hover your cursor over Pram's pickles it says "Pram Maven is probably Pram Maven."

I really hope that it says "________ is probably Pram Maven" for anyone who reaches the negative reputation limit.

:lol

[Pram Maven]

Heh... Suddenly, Thrash0's avatar becomes appropriate: he's being beaten by a nobody in both cases.

[Pram Maven]

If you hover your cursor over Thrash0, he shows you his mangina.

Well, not really... But HE thinks he does, because he's high.

[ThrashO]

Heh, Suddenly Pram Maven's avatar becomes appropriate: He's stupid.

[Pram Maven]

Heh, suddenly Thrash0's avatar is still appropriate (target: ongoing) because when he moves around, he is able to hit himself in more places.

[Pram Maven]

Oh, sorry. I meant thrashes around.

[Pram Maven]

:morphs into Gil Grissom from CSI

Grissom: "You're LOSING, Thrash0".

[ThrashO]

Bet you didn't know there was an edit button.

*crosses arms*

[edit 2] lol im not gonna post again because if he makes another double post he'll look like an idiot lol

[Pram Maven]

Thanks. Now I can see when you tried too hard, tried to backpedal, and only barely topped your original post.

[Pram Maven]

You suck, Thrash0. I'd say you should "pack it in", but I'm afraid that would incite you to yank the dicks out of your mouth and jam them in your ass.

[Pram Maven]

You stupid fucking dumbass nig*ger. fucking ignorant piece of shit. you're worse than every nig*ger ive ever met and I live in the south and there are nig*gers EVERYWHERE. Why don't you come down here and live like the coon you are. Fucking piece of shit.

And you guys call ME racist?

[ThrashO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol

too easy.

[Shyandquietguy]

Pram, it's a good thing there are animators in the world. You can always rest assured knowing there is someone lower than you.

[Pram Maven]

wat

[Pentegarn]

You know when you quote someone there's a little button next to their name that shows where their original post is, but if you just make up fake quotes about someone that little button is missing?

Which begs the question why make a quote that Thrash0 never said? It doesn't beg the question of why you filled it with racism, because people tend to go with what they know in times of panic :lol

[Shyandquietguy]

Animators like to pretend they're making something live when all they're really doing is compensating for whatever issues they have. They constantly attempt to draw characters but only end up with piss poor renditions of other people, and usually that just includes one person because they can't seem to go anywhere else in life aside from being ultra-condescending egotistical dickwads.

[ThrashO]

You know when you quote someone there's a little button next to their name that shows where their original post is, but if you just make up fake quotes about someone that little button is missing?

Which begs the question why make a quote that Thrash0 never said? It doesn't beg the question of why you filled it with racism, because people tend to go with what they know in times of panic :lol

this is too good :lol

[Pram Maven]

Looks to me more like he exploited what I didn't know and triumphed on a technicality. He did send me that private message, though.

[Pram Maven]

Shyandquietguy- sounds like you really wanted to be an animator...

[ThrashO]

Somebody talk to him, he needs attention

[k0k0]

http://i.imgur.com/wIJii.gif

[Shyandquietguy]

Nope. And the fact that you lowered yourself to "no that's YOU!" makes me wonder what you do with your life.

[Pram Maven]

You're going to get busted when a mod checks your outgoing messages, Trash0.

[Pentegarn]

Tattling is the new mocking >:

[ThrashO]

Tell me what the fuck this is:

Carlton: "Boogedy! Just kidding..."
Madeleinska: "Boogedy... is pulling his strings."
Eloise: "Boogedy?"
Madeleinska: "Boogedy."
Don Carlson (Boogedy): "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[Pram Maven]

Shyandquietguy: I'm making a biopic about Thrash0's adventures in working for tips.

[ThrashO]

Shyandquietguy: I'm making a biopic about Thrash0's adventures in working for tips.

Buddy I will make 10X more in tips from bringing people food than anyone whose career is based around claymation

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh good. So you're doing the music, right?

[Pram Maven]

Thrash0: Bride of Boogedy (1987). I-mockery is about 80's nostalgia. I figured it fit.

[Pram Maven]

No, I'm hiring Chojin to do the music.

[Shyandquietguy]

Why do you care so much about the eighties? And why would you want to network with Chojin? Don't you guys hate each others guts? Also, musicians make horrible writers, Pram.

[Pram Maven]

Because it was the happiest time of my life. I was a kid.

[ThrashO]

Why do you care so much about the eighties? And why would you want to network with Chojin? Don't you guys hate each others guts? Also, musicians make horrible writers.

I think it's a one-way street. Pram desperately wants to be accepted by Chojin whereas Chojin would piss on the back of Pram's head while he was mourning over his dead mother.

[Rongi]

Because it was the happiest time of my life. I was a kid.

Wait, are you Pram Maven? The child molesting, racist animator and musician from Portland, Oregon?

[Shyandquietguy]

The eighties was nothing but debauchery and cocaine dude. There is nothing special about your childhood.

[Shyandquietguy]

And why is everyone calling Pram an animator? I thought he was a musician?

[Pentegarn]

Wait, are you Pram Maven? The child molesting, racist animator and musician from Portland, Oregon?

You can't buy that sort of fame :lol

[Rongi]

i just reread the Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans webpage. i've noticed that anime hate as a form of internet humor has kind of seen its day. but ddaaf was hilarious

[ThrashO]

And why is everyone calling Pram an animator? I thought he was a musician?

If plucking the stretched tendons of a childs spine makes music, then I guess you could say that.

[Pram Maven]

You sure know a lot about children, Thrash0. And you can't shut up about them. Are you sure you're not projecting your pedophilic tendencies onto me?

Rongi- who cares what I am. I'll surely fail at it.

[ThrashO]

You sure know a lot about children, Thrash0.

So then my assumption that you can play a child's spine like a bass is true? I figured you'd know the answer to that.

[Shyandquietguy]

Well if you're gonna go that route Pram, I'll just be nice and let you know Tadao didn't appreciate you stealing someone else's picture to wish him a Happy B-day.

[Pram Maven]

No, because I'm interested in police forensics and science. A child's rib cage would not have enough capacity to resonate with bass frequencies. Your rib cage is not big enough either because you're a small person. That makes sense to me, because you're also small-minded.

Shyandquietguy- ...and? I'm sure the people who own the pictures Tadao uses to wish other posters a happy birthday don't appreciate him putting birthday hats on their rabbits.

[Pram Maven]

Thrash0- The only way you can "win" is by cheating. The way you've manipulated the situation today makes me think you might have a criminal record- because you've demonstrated that you're good at lying and changing what you said.

[Shyandquietguy]

The difference being he used software to edit the image.

All you did was take someone else's pic and slapped it in there. You didn't even try to do anything with it.

[Pram Maven]

Oh, on I-mockery? I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=720633&postcount=27)

[ThrashO]

A child's rib cage would not have enough capacity to resonate with bass frequencies.

This is my new favorite quote. (sorry pent :( )

[Pram Maven]

This is my new favorite quote. (sorry pent :( )

Don't forget to edit it, bitch.

[ThrashO]

Don't forget to edit it, bitch.

I don't think there is a way to edit it to make you sound like more of a murdering pedophile. This one's all you pal.

[ThrashO]

Also, I figured you wouldn't be able to REALLY play a childs spinal column like a base, but what I really want to know is how it tastes?

[Pram Maven]

I don't think you're ever going to do anything but wait on other people for the rest of your life, "pal". It's a good thing there isn't a button to edit the jealousy out of your posts, because you'd be hitting that like a cheap hooker too.

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh, on I-mockery? I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=720633&postcount=27)

The big difference between Chojin posting that pic and yours is that yours isn't a widely public piece.

[Pentegarn]

I am going to throw a ref's flag here and call a personal foul on Pram.

Personal Foul
Pram
Insinuating that anyone, anywhere, ever could be jealous of Pram
15 pickle penalty from the spot of the foul
Still 2nd down

[Pram Maven]

Neither is this (http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/1311411041278.jpeg), but Thrash0 posted it.

[Pram Maven]

Shy- also, the fact that Chojin posted that pic from a widely public piece means that it is more likely its copyright would be enforced. You can try to outsmart me, but I'd say we're evenly matched here.

[Shyandquietguy]

How about you go die in a river asshole.

[Fathom Zero]

River assholes are dangerous :eek

[Pram Maven]

No, I do. I also care about the fact that I gave them free advertising.

Here, I'll do it again:
http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Baby_Carriage_With_Happy_Birthday_Sign_Royalty_Fre e_Clipart_Picture_090629-214395-303048.jpg

Buy this picture here (http://www.picturesof.net/pages/090629-214395-303048.html) and support the artist.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yeah, great. I don't see you linking to that fucker in the thread you posted it in prick.

[k0k0]

You could probably get banned for advertising doing it like that. I'm not sure of the forum rules enough though.

edit:
Proceed with the fighting though. I've got pizza and a Dr. Pepper going.

[Shyandquietguy]

I think the better question is "how much of Pram's stuff is stolen"?

[Pram Maven]

edit:
Proceed with the fighting though. I've got pizza and a Dr. Pepper going.

Awesome. You should leave the pizza on your counter and eat the rest tomorrow.

I'm done fighting for today, though. Good night.