I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy birthday Eric ... tomorrow?

[Shrubfest]

God damn, I can't keep up with who's birthday is anymore.

Happy birthdays to all of them, anyway.

[Tadao]

HAPS FGTS

[Esuohlim]

SO WE'VE BECOME THE MESSAGE BOARD THAT SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE CONSTANTLY? YEESH

AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR CAPSLOCK, RIGHT FZ

[Fathom Zero]

FUCKING FUCK IT'S SO COLD OUTSIDE

[Fathom Zero]

IoWLBVZzMEs

This thread is now about Mike Doughty.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE)

[Pub Lover]

Oh, and huppy birthdiy.

Thank you. :)

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/05/icarlycast.gif
It is because of 20-somethings, like that guy on the right, hoarding all the little kids that makes it impossible for Danny to get any. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

T1aU1wbFSTs

[Pub Lover]

AS THE RESIDENT VAGINA EXPERT, I WOULD SAY IT'S JUST A FISSURE

LIKE WHEN YOU POOP SO HARD THAT IT REALLY HURTS AND THEN THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD ON THE POOP
T, This is why I don't read Loveline. :x

[Pub Lover]

I just assume everyone who annoys me is the same person on here just with a different character.
Jixby Syndrome. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

pubbers, are you big in japan?

[Fathom Zero]

oh no Pete Postlethwaite died.

:(

[Babs]

Oh he is he just has the style but not the grace and he's got the clothes but not the face.

[Tadao]

T, This is why I don't read Loveline. :x

NOW I DON'T WANT TO EITHER :puke

[Chojin]

man what since when do pub and i share a near-birthday

haps pub

[Pub Lover]

haps too, big man.

Also total boners over your MSPA avatar. <3 Terezi

[Chojin]

omgomgomgomg you guys

photoshop cs5

can open ANIMATED GIFS

i never thought i'd see the day

[Chojin]

my favorite mspa character is rose, but she hasn't gotten much face time in months

also terezi looks the coolest

[LordSappington]

I'm wiping my old tower and installing xubuntu on it to get a server up, probably for Minecraft/minor bragging rights. I have a long night ahead.
Oh, and MSPA just aren't that good since the end of Problem Sleuth. Tried reading that new comic, and couldn't stand it.

[MLE]

THANKS FOR STEALING MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. I'LL JUST LOOK UP THE BEST PIC OF ROSE AND MAKE THAT MY AVATAR.

JERK.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[LordSappington]

My stupid tower doesn't want to boot from the disc, even after tinkering with the BIOS. It's too late at night for this...

[Fathom Zero]

reset the cmos battery

[LordSappington]

One spider nest and an electrical shock later, total success!
Forgot about leftover charges. Whoops.

[Fathom Zero]

Capacitors. :rolleyes

[Zhukov]

Flux capacitators.

[Colonel Flagg]

One point Twenty-one Gigawatts!

Great Scott! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg


reset the cmos battery

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[Guitar Woman]

I disco now. Disco is cool.

[Tadao]

Thousands of dead birds and fish in Arkansas leave many scratching heads

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110103/ts_yblog_thelookout/massive-bird-fish-kills-in-arkansas-leave-many-scratching-heads

Louisiana Latest Place to Rain Dead Birds

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/04/national/main7212053.shtml

[Pub Lover]

Is that you?

In 2009 it was.

I imagined you sounding gruffer.

I sound gruffer when I drink or when I rap.

I imagine Bill with more Uncle Sam attire. Possibly on some short stilts and with a monkey drinking a bottle of gin.

I imagine Bill with his dick out because I don't yet have a picture of it. :eek

[LordSappington]

Thousands of dead birds and fish in Arkansas leave many scratching heads

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110103/ts_yblog_thelookout/massive-bird-fish-kills-in-arkansas-leave-many-scratching-heads

Louisiana Latest Place to Rain Dead Birds

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/04/national/main7212053.shtml
I read about this just a few minutes ago. Some theories I've heard: Virus, fireworks, lightning, aliens, and my favorite, 2012 is one year away so bad stuff is happening. :lol

[Tadao]

Yeah, I love the "being startled to death by fireworks" theory :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did anyone die with pacemakers in the area too?

[LordSappington]

Oh; some people have been saying that it's viral marketing for a new The Birds movie; someone said a friend of his (of course) worked on it, and said they collected birds that died naturally and dumped them out of planes, then had actors in hazmat suits pick them up.
I think that's bullshit; PETA would throw an immediate bitchfit and sue them to Hell and back, and it seems like it'd be a pretty dangerous thing to do, with bacteria and whatnot.

[Tadao]

Yeah, you can't just dump dead birds from a plane onto a town.

[kahljorn]

You can't tell americans what they can and can't do

[Fathom Zero]

The inside of Dick Clark's head looks like a lava lamp.

[Tadao]

You can't tell americans what they can and can't do

Ted Turner knows what I'm talking about.

[Tadao]

OHSHITIFORGOT1THING

TIA
THIS IS ARKANSAS

[Chojin]

wtf i share a birthday with "Darth_Cynical"

[Tadao]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!

http://www.dewaynelikesmilk.com/images/furry.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

for fuck's sake, tadao. come on. >:

[Kitsa]

I'm watching a French zombie movie and I don't know what the hell is going on but I defy you to come up with a better actor's name than Doudou Masta.

[Chojin]

is it bad that i know who that furry is

[Babs]

That is horrible if know what any of that is. Happy Birthday.

[Tadao]

for fuck's sake, tadao. come on. >:

You should see the gay NAZI wolf blowjob that I thought about posting. Hell GIS furry and it's right there. :(

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Tadao]

for fuck's sake, tadao. come on. >:

:WANK

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm watching a French zombie movie and I don't know what the hell is going on but I defy you to come up with a better actor's name than Doudou Masta.

It's not better, but I always got a kick out of "Kam Fong" as "Chin Ho" on Hawaii 5-0.

[LordSappington]

Apparently, all the birds have been showing severely damaged lungs and livers.
This is spooky. :rock

[Tadao]

In both states?

[executioneer]

i'm calling industrial pollution

[Babs]

Maybe those birds should get a job that offers health insurance and stop being lazy and dying on the ground.

[Tadao]

I bet M. Knight is behind all this.

[LordSappington]

In both states?
From what I can tell, yes. And there have been three states now; Louisiana, Arkansas, and Kentucky.
I blame people with different ethnic backgrounds.

[Tadao]

The internet says it's happened before! :eek

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-427997/Dead-birds-rain-towns-half-world-apart.html

[LordSappington]

Oh, I remember when those birds died here in Austin. That one's irrelevant; it turned out some local was setting out poison for them, since they were roosting on his balcony or something. I was downtown when it happened; everyone was freaking out, and a lot of buildings were cleared out because of the immediate bird flu scare.

[Tadao]

But what about in Australia? :lol

[Pub Lover]

Hundreds of dead snapper have washed up on two Coromandel beaches.

The Ministry of Fisheries says the find was reported on Tuesday afternoon, with the fish bring washed up at Little Bay and Waikawau Bay.

Field operations manager Brendon Mikkelsen says dead fish were seen further out to sea early Tuesday morning, but the sighting was not reported until later in the day.

Many of the fish are missing their eyes, which Mr Mikkelsen says indicates they had been dead in the water for some time. (http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/regional/65685/dead-snapper-found-on-coromandel-beaches)

[Pub Lover]

New Zealand is in Australia, right? :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Mick Karn is deaded. :(

[Pub Lover]

MLE, Jade got prototyped on Becs? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Why is shy crying? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Is it Tavros' fault? :eek

[MLE]

READ UP ON IT. I don't want to spoil it!

[Pub Lover]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/whatdidyoudo.gif

[MLE]

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/BlAsPhEmY.gif

[Zhukov]

New Zealand is in Australia, right? :rolleyes

When the end times come we'll have to band together as one nation to keep out invaders looking for our crops.

[elx]

in the winter birds are migrating in seasonal packs of hundreds and sometimes thousands, then when some ass sets off huge fireworks (new years eve) it shoots up directly where the birds are and causes the pack to panic, while the birds are freaking out they're flying 40mph right into one another over and over again. the ones that are injured badly enough fall to their deaths.

[Fathom Zero]

http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad/

[Tadao]

in the winter birds are migrating in seasonal packs of hundreds and sometimes thousands, then when some ass sets off huge fireworks (new years eve) it shoots up directly where the birds are and causes the pack to panic, while the birds are freaking out they're flying 40mph right into one another over and over again. the ones that are injured badly enough fall to their deaths.

You would think that this would have happened before. That's why I think that is total bullshit.

[LordSappington]

Not only that, but most birds, especially crows which have the highest death rate seen, don't fly at night.
That also doesn't explain the clotting in their lungs and livers. Maybe it would for a few birds, but for ALL of them?

[Babs]

http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad/

Nothing beats happy black woman shopping.

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

..

[executioneer]

the dead birds are from the terrorists, i have proof

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/09/tribute-in-light-birds/#

[Kitsa]

It's so fun to explain that picture to random people behind me.

[Fathom Zero]

It's even more fun explaining that picture to your mother and her family on Christmas break.

[Colonel Flagg]

in the winter birds are migrating in seasonal packs of hundreds and sometimes thousands, then when some ass sets off huge fireworks (new years eve) it shoots up directly where the birds are and causes the pack to panic, while the birds are freaking out they're flying 40mph right into one another over and over again. the ones that are injured badly enough fall to their deaths.

elx believes the scientific explanation ...

You would think that this would have happened before. That's why I think that is total bullshit.

and Tadao calls bullshit, which is the "official" position

Still, officials acknowledge it's unlikely they'll ever pinpoint a cause with certainty.

while some are hiding in their bomb shelter (you know who you are).

For all the doomsdayers, that was definitely the end of the world.

[Pub Lover]

It's so fun to explain that picture to random people behind me.

It's even more fun explaining that picture to your mother and her family on Christmas break.

It is my new favourite missed brak image. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg
This guy is crying in his cornflakes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm confused where I am. There are drums beating, but for all I know those are heavy mallets being swung at my stretched-out ball sack. I have a nasty lump on my head, and someone sewed a vagina to my inner thigh. What I'd really like to know, though is

WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP-SHOO-BOP-SHOO BOP?

:tear

This is embarrassing.

He wants his name to no longer be associated with idiocy or to become synonymous with it?

[Tadao]

THREAD BACKUPS!

But seriously folks, lots of dead birds in the street are kinda serious. Whilst I would love to believe that fireworks can startle or even suck the air out of the surrounding atmosphere and cause lung damage with the added trauma that goes along with it, I am more likely to believe that the weather caused the air to thin very rapidly and suffocated the birds before they could find an better air stream thingy.

[Colonel Flagg]

SCIENCE!

[elx]

ARE YOU GUYS TROLLING ME AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT TELL IF YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STUPID OR JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID THIS TIME.


I GOT MY INFORMATION FROM PBS AND AM THEREFORE GOLDEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2011/01/birds-tumbling-from-the-sky-fish-floating-dead-in-the-water-how-unusual-are-these-animal-die-offs.html

[elx]

YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL PRESUMING THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW RARE, SPECIAL OR EERIE, WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS WITH A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH. ESPECIALLY THE FISH ONE, THAT HAPPENS LIKE EVERYWHERE THERE IS WATER SINCE THE FOODCHAIN IN THOSE ENVIRONMENTS IS SO ISOLATED.

[Esuohlim]

No we're just dumb. GET OVER IT. FCKH8.COM

[Wiffles]

maybe it was red tide. =>

[Pub Lover]

Dozens of dead birds have been found lying in a residential street in Sweden, days after thousands of birds fell to their deaths in the US.

Police in the town of Falkoeping have told Swedish media that between 50 and 100 jackdaws had died.

Some are said to have been hit by cars but others have no visible injuries.

There have been no reports of fireworks or storms in Falkoeping at the time. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12118839)

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[Colonel Flagg]

YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL PRESUMING THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW RARE, SPECIAL OR EERIE, WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS WITH A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH. ESPECIALLY THE FISH ONE, THAT HAPPENS LIKE EVERYWHERE THERE IS WATER SINCE THE FOODCHAIN IN THOSE ENVIRONMENTS IS SO ISOLATED.

Are you bucking to be the next Coolinator, or are you just experiencing seasonal affective disorder? Just sayin'.

[Pub Lover]

Is the power of i-mockery one where you mention Max Burbanks and he posts? That's a pretty cool power.
Yes, but when he turns up you have to buy him dinner. :eek
Zhukov mentioned my name

[Tadao]

ARE YOU GUYS TROLLING ME AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT TELL IF YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STUPID OR JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID THIS TIME.


I GOT MY INFORMATION FROM PBS AND AM THEREFORE GOLDEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2011/01/birds-tumbling-from-the-sky-fish-floating-dead-in-the-water-how-unusual-are-these-animal-die-offs.html

YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL PRESUMING THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW RARE, SPECIAL OR EERIE, WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON. YOU CAN CONFIRM THIS WITH A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH. ESPECIALLY THE FISH ONE, THAT HAPPENS LIKE EVERYWHERE THERE IS WATER SINCE THE FOODCHAIN IN THOSE ENVIRONMENTS IS SO ISOLATED.


"16 cases in the last 20 years of large numbers of blackbirds dying in contained areas."

Yeah this is a clear case of NOTHING HERE TO SEE MOVE ALNONG AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING, NO IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE FIREWORKS, YEP I KNOW THAT 3 DAYS LATER MORE FELL IN TEXAS AND THE RATIO OF MASS BIRD FALLING FOR THE YEAR HAS INCREASED 350 PERCENT IN 3 DAYS BUT JUST GO AHEAD AND DON'T BOTHER CAUSE WE HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL, AND BY UNDER CONTROL I MEAN THAT WE ARE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT.

How could I have been so ignorant.

[Colonel Flagg]

Zhukov mentioned my name

Max, it was nice to see you confirm your continued existence above the ground and below the sky, if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.

[Tadao]

Also, when in history has 5000 birds died because of a fireworks display. :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

How could I have been so ignorant.

You're over 40 - which should answer your question. :suicide

[Colonel Flagg]

Also, when in history has 5000 birds died because of a fireworks display. :rolleyes

Wait for it ....

[LordSappington]

HAARP! HAARP, YOU GUYS! JESUS CHRIST SHEEPLE!

[Esuohlim]

HAARP! HAARP, YOU GUYS! JESUS CHRIST SHEEPLE!

HAARP! HAARP! TOOT! TOOT! :lol

[Chojin]

tadao i never knew you were such an avianphile

who gives a fuck about dead birds

not i

[Esuohlim]

i think all animals should be dead

[executioneer]

guys shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit about birds

[LordSappington]

Hey man, I give so many shits about birds.
Girls eat that up, right? Guys who like dumb little useless animals?

[Pub Lover]

who gives a fuck about dead birds
I like to start the year with a good & pointless meme.

[Pub Lover]

i think all animals should be dead

I wanted all animals dead before you wanted them all dead. >:

[Pub Lover]

I am the most nihilist of the hipsters. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Is being a nihilist still considered "hipster" even if you don't necessary want to be a nihilist :(

[Tadao]

New Zealand may be the first in time, but they are the last in fads.

AND I HOPE YOU ALL HEY SOME DEAD NIRD RELATED DISEASES YOU ANIMAL HATERS

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/new_zealand_tourism.jpg

[Zhukov]

8AIppqNePdM&feature=player_embedded

[Esuohlim]

AND I HOPE YOU ALL HEY SOME DEAD NIRD RELATED DISEASES YOU ANIMAL HATERS

ARE THOSE FIGHTIN' WORDS

A COUPLE OF THOSE AREN'T ANY WORDS >:

[img - deadgerbil.jpg]

[executioneer]

omg maybe the dead birds diseases are really ZOMBIE DISEASES look out :eek

[elx]

i love you guys :)

[MLE]

I like to start the year with a good & pointless meme.

I suppose that's what nature said this year too.

[Chojin]

emily why do you have an advertisement for mspa in your sig

you soulless corporate dittohead

[Tadao]

ARE THOSE FIGHTIN' WORDS

A COUPLE OF THOSE AREN'T ANY WORDS >:

[img - deadgerbil.jpg]

OGH SHIT! I MON EVEN THINK IRG TYPED THABRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINSSSS

[Tadao]

Well you don't have to be crazy to post here, but it certainly helps!

:lol

[Tadao]

Tonight I'm gonna throw some firecrackers into trees and catch me 4 and 20 blackbirds for my pie.

[Phoenix Gamma]

KcUvJBumFZo
wot

[Tadao]

This looks like some guy pre-arranging all this so he can be on the news and then get offered a movie deal.

[Tadao]

I hope he gets shot.

[Pub Lover]

I demand a picture of you standing next to a girl turned in by 11am PST on tuesday 1/11/11 or we will show up on all your blogs and torture the fuck out of you. Also, it can't be your mom.

I would fail this challenge. :eek

[Tadao]

I wanted to make him sweat.

I recorded Game of Death last night. I'm watching it right now and the whole thing seems to be dubbed. Bruce Lee is speaking perfect englidh. I don't remember it being like this. I saw a documentary about Bruce where it said Bruce was proud to use his own voice and told everyone to fuck off cause it was his movies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

omg maybe the dead birds diseases are really ZOMBIE DISEASES look out :eek


ZOMBIRDS
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics//zombie_5.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

(1:04:51 PM) JOAT: hey tadao
(1:05:00 PM) JOAT: what's this about you trying to torture me
(1:05:03 PM) JOAT: sigh
(1:05:29 PM) JOAT: you certainly don't make it easy for me do you?
(1:06:06 PM) JOAT: anyway
(1:06:38 PM) JOAT: i'm 21 and i'm ready to come back to I-Mock but if I do come back you need to cut back on the whole torture thing
(1:06:48 PM) JOAT: because, you know, Geneva convention and all
(1:19:01 PM) Tadao: Well then, you better get that picture. ;O
(1:19:02 PM) JOAT <AUTO-REPLY> : Managing birthday
(1:27:25 PM) JOAT: sigh
(1:27:45 PM) JOAT: you're really not helping me feel welcome back tadao
(1:27:53 PM) JOAT: i mean the birthday wishes was nice and all
(1:27:59 PM) JOAT: but the threat of torture
(1:28:16 PM) JOAT: you do know i take meds for anxiety right?
(1:28:17 PM) JOAT: geez
(1:28:17 PM) JOAT: anyway
(1:28:40 PM) JOAT: so how you been?
(1:29:34 PM) JOAT: huh
(1:29:44 PM) JOAT: why is this picture thing so important anyway
(1:30:00 PM) JOAT: if anything it will just make my nervousness worse
(1:30:44 PM) JOAT: i don't even know whether i'll find a girl who likes me this sophomore year
(1:31:39 PM) JOAT: i just feel like you might be the magnificent bastard I hoped you wouldn't turn out to be
(1:31:42 PM) JOAT: sigh
(1:32:12 PM) JOAT: besides, what real victory is there in invading all my blogs, none of them have really been updated lately
(1:32:24 PM) JOAT: because i've been doing offline work
(1:32:44 PM) JOAT: i go outside now
(1:32:54 PM) JOAT: i can't just keep glued to my computer screen all day
(1:33:17 PM) JOAT: and something about your menacing me just really skeevs me the wrong way
(1:33:55 PM) JOAT: it's like you want an adversary but there's not much fight left in me
(1:36:57 PM) JOAT: i feel like you'll get almost zero satisfaction out of crushing me
(1:37:11 PM) JOAT: i'm not even on the level of a Saiyan Warrior
(1:37:35 PM) JOAT: i'm just a guy who's been in therapy for three years because I had stuff I needed to deal with
(1:38:06 PM) JOAT: basically I'm asking me why you keep threatening me like this
(1:38:39 PM) JOAT: i don't find it fun or particularly humourous, even though there's a particular style of humour you have that's hard for me to read
(1:40:24 PM) JOAT: half the reason why I don't like coming back to I-Mock is because of the hostile atmosphere that either you or me tend to create there
(1:40:47 PM) JOAT: it's even in the interface that's all flamey and implying i'm a newb, never to be redeemed
(1:42:21 PM) JOAT: why do you continue to find joy in threatening me, if you're threatening me at all?
(1:42:34 PM) JOAT: i can't understand what the hell is going on
(1:44:45 PM) Tadao: WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT A CHALLENGE! I helping you to live my boy!
(1:45:12 PM) JOAT: i guess so, but the threat of torture isn't really inspiring
(1:45:28 PM) JOAT: you could have just told me to have a goal of having a picture with a girl
(1:46:02 PM) JOAT: plus I find the idea of a set date to complete it very unnerving and Jigsaw like
(1:46:19 PM) JOAT: that's the real issue I have with it
(1:46:42 PM) JOAT: it's like you're trying to help me in a way that registers in my mind as something akin to the torture scene in Kick Ass
(1:48:32 PM) Tadao: My methods are very strong and forceful, but the end results are a life of bliss. I offer the door to freedom. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
(1:48:45 PM) JOAT: i'll do it
(1:48:50 PM) Tadao: :O
(1:49:00 PM) Tadao: That's the attitude!
(1:50:00 PM) JOAT: it's just that ever since that shit went down I've been afraid of you, out of all the internet "trolls" who ever "trolled" me, you were the one I feared the most
(1:50:15 PM) Tadao: stop typing.
(1:50:20 PM) JOAT: yeah ok
(1:51:22 PM) Tadao: Basically, I'm gonna block you till 1/10. If you want to contact me, you know what thread to use. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

So it seems that MSPA has made me find other people's chatlogs to be less of a terrible bore. :eek

[LordSappington]

Oh fuck he's alive?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He fucking talks a lot unless there were some edits in the convo.

[Tadao]

No, he just loves the enter key.

[captain516]

I wonder who'll give up first; you or him

[Pub Lover]

Does Tadao dying from respiratory failure due to his ribcage fusing in place count as giving up?

[kahljorn]

i think a more important question is if jack of all trades will stop sending tadao messages after he dies :(

[LordSappington]

He'll make a dummy account for Tadao, with which he will constantly antagonize himself with. Then, he will copy/paste the logs, and post them on a forum he made, populated by only himself, and the dozens of other chatlogs talking to himself...

[LordSappington]

Holy fuck, that's depressing

[Wiffles]

and creepy O.o

[MarioRPG]

Holy fuck, that's depressing

I remember there was a forum that was much like you described, from a member of another place I used to check out. He had over 2,000 posts, of just him alone. There weren't any arguments or anything like that (thankfully) but it was bizarre to click through and see what he talked to himself about.
Then he set everything so it can be viewed by members only. Uh... I mean member.

[HickMan]

Hey guys

[Pub Lover]

Not dead, Clay? Good Job! :eek

[Tadao]

'MERICA

[LordSappington]

I remember there was a forum that was much like you described, from a member of another place I used to check out. He had over 2,000 posts, of just him alone. There weren't any arguments or anything like that (thankfully) but it was bizarre to click through and see what he talked to himself about.
Then he set everything so it can be viewed by members only. Uh... I mean member.
Wasn't that that Buffy forum? I read about that on Cracked a while back. http://www.cracked.com/article_18792_the-7-most-unintentionally-creepy-places-internet.html

[Dimnos]

The Sim City thing in that article is pretty fucking crazy.

[Fathom Zero]

Wo bin ich?

[Kitsa]

I painted the living room and bathroom today. That shit got old fast.

[Pub Lover]

You painted those rooms in shit? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Again‽ :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i.imgur.com/zavmY.gif

Cold feet fuuu

I semi-recognize that. What the hell is that from?

Your summer vacation? :eek

[HickMan]

Not dead, Clay? Good Job! :eek

Hopefully not for a while. I got to Afghanistan in three days!

[The Leader]

Have fun!

[Pub Lover]

Hopefully not for a while. I got to Afghanistan in three days!

That is 18 threesomes you can pack in. Don't let us down now. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[HickMan]

I won't let you down, Major!

[Fathom Zero]

I can't decide if my album of the decade is Bromst or Tarot Sport.

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim, why are your folks selling their house? :eek

http://gawker.com/5724865/for-sale-camerons-house-from-ferris-buellers-day-off

[captain516]

Where's my happy birthday thread you guys?

[Pub Lover]

Only people that have sent me pictures of their dick get birthday threads. :eek

[MLE]

That's why I got a birthday thread!

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim, why are your folks selling their house? :eek

http://gawker.com/5724865/for-sale-camerons-house-from-ferris-buellers-day-off

Shit, every time they showed the exterior in the movie I thought it was just a garage :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/nothappyaboutthis.jpg
i've made a terrible mistake
..

[Pub Lover]

http://www.taosgifts.co.uk/ekmps/shops/taos/images/wooly-willy-iron-filings-facial-hair-picture-maker-magnetic-personality-1314-p.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Do the pirate one next, please! :eek

[Kitsa]

Dammit, this always happens when I'm away from my photoshop.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Need to update the Willie Fighter vs screen.

[Pub Lover]

Do the pirate one next, please! :eek

He already did, dumbass. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/firepirate.gif

[Esuohlim]

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BRAH HICKMAN 8]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3836/ronj.jpg

[Chojin]

wooly willy

this is exactly the same thing i thought when i saw it

Willie, just lose weight and it will look a lot better. It really isn't hard if you just educate yourself first on some basic nutrition and physiology. Stop doing moronic theme diets and just do what I tell you from now on.

Read this:
http://www.liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Then buy this:
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the-rapid-fat-loss-handbook

Or if you can't afford that I can just send you an e-book of the earlier edition and tell you what changed.

[executioneer]

can't do it, if it's not a game i lose interest

[executioneer]

and by can't, i mean CAN'T

i don't mean won't

[Chojin]

sorry this is out of your hands now. you have your marching orders.

[LordSappington]

Nothing makes an upset stomach feel better than accumulated cleaning fumes in the bathroom.

[executioneer]

sorry this is out of your hands now. you have your marching orders.
is this before or after i get a girlfriend and a job i dont hate

[Tadao]

this is exactly the same thing i thought when i saw it

Willie, just lose weight and it will look a lot better. It really isn't hard if you just educate yourself first on some basic nutrition and physiology. Stop doing moronic theme diets and just do what I tell you from now on.

Read this:
http://www.liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Then buy this:
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the-rapid-fat-loss-handbook

Or if you can't afford that I can just send you an e-book of the earlier edition and tell you what changed.

SPAM

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/woolywilly.jpg

[Chojin]

is this before or after i get a girlfriend and a job i dont hate

uh before bro, no one likes fatties and that includes women

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[LordSappington]

Edited because of horrible grammar: It sucks when you're puking your guts out, and can only eat bread or dry toast.

[executioneer]

uh before bro, no one likes fatties and that includes women
i know for a fact that (normal) fatties still can get hell of ladies, my much heavier cousin has had multiple gfs, one of whom is currently supporting him while he goes to school

my problem(s) are all mental, including the weight. i need to get rid of/mitigate my avoidant p. disorder and depression first or i ain't going anywhere (evidence: not having gone anywhere in the past 12 years)

[Chojin]

i'm telling you bro, shit starts to fall into place after you get your body in line.

http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/henryrollins_iron.html

[executioneer]

maybe but i gotta do it my way at this point

im working on doing regular exercise to get primed up before actually working on a diet right now and im gonna just do reduced calories, it was pretty easy before and i actually was making progress before i fucked up

think i need to move outta where i'm at first though my living situation is less than ideal

[LordSappington]

If you have a bike, and it's feasible, start biking to/from work. I used to be terrible at running for long distances (as in, I could run very fast, but only jog for bout half a mile before gasping and wheezing), but because I have to bike 8 miles to and from college, I found I can run for a couple miles at a time, no problem.
It's good stress relief, too.

[Chojin]

maybe but i gotta do it my way at this point

whose way have you been doing it up until now

have you kicked their ass yet

[executioneer]

well i shaved his head and made him look like an idiot, if that counts

[Pub Lover]

SIX. FUCKING. YEARS. :eek

I am sad that I cannot find where I saved the pictures of Jack showing off his creepy muscles. :(

[LordSappington]

Is it the picture he posted in his thread and in Loveline?

[Pub Lover]

No, that is a new one. I was going to reply to a newb by posting the old ones. Sometimes I regret breaking my obsessive hoarding of pictures.
Still no picture? What are you, scouring google until you find one that's "believable" enough?

[kahljorn]

is it legal for a company to say, "WERE GOING TO BE MAILING YOUR CHECKS NOW SO THEYLL COME WHENEVER AND ALSO If tHEY GET LOSt WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM!!!!!"

seems like some bullshit a crazed Willy Wonka look-a-like would say before jumping out of a window and going off to ruin someone else's day with his crazy ideas ;/

[Dimnos]

They dont give you a direct deposit option?

[kahljorn]

nah they do but we just haven't set it up yet. That's pretty much what we have to do now :(
they require one of our checks though and we don't use checks :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had to order a set of checks to get direct deposit.

[kahljorn]

STLL I DONT SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH THEM NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR CHECKS

PLUS FUCK BANKS. THE LAST BANK I DEPOSITED A CHECK INTO TOOK ALMOST TWO WEEKS TO CLEAR ALL OF THE MONEY ;/

WHY ARE BANKS AND CREDIT CARDS TRYING TO OWN ALL OF OUR MONEY.

[Tadao]

We went to the labor law people in California some 15 years ago when it was a regular thing for our paychecks to not be good for 2 weeks. Yeah, they gave us a check but good luck getting the money out of the bank as they had zero.

The labor guys said that there is nothing they can do so long as the checks eventually clear. I'm guessing they would say there is nothing they can do so long as they check eventually reach you.

[Dimnos]

they require one of our checks though and we don't use checks :O

Tell those queers its the new fucking millennium.

[Kitsa]

credit unions are where it's at, fuck banks

every January they split up an amount (this year it was $4m) among members. I got ten bucks.

[elx]

I was able to join the state employee's credit union since I was working at my university for a bit. It's seriously the best, they're helping me with scholarships atm and will back me when I go to purchase my first car. best rates ever.

also they sent me free amusement park tickets. :)

[captain516]

What the fuck is up with all these superhero movies lately
I mean, it's awesome and all; too bad it's just a fad :(

[Babs]

whose way have you been doing it up until now

have you kicked their ass yet

He actually has a really good point and outlook on the whole thing.

[Chojin]

He actually has a really good point and outlook on the whole thing.

aside from the whole not improving his life in any way aspect of it

[Zhukov]

I am with the most evil bank in Australia, and all my friends try to convince me about how evil and bad banks are.

[Pub Lover]

HE has to be touching HER, not the other way around. Anyway, the arm in the second pic belongs to the the guy with the white face paint.
You want the moon on a stick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Zhukov]

You want the moon on a stick. :eek

Nothing filthy; just touching.

[LordSappington]

I just spent the last hour attempting to learn how to use Perl scripting, to no avail. I just want to put images into a spectrograph; why can't people make it easy for me? :suicide

[Pub Lover]

>< how the hell did you find those?
This fills me with a warm feeling. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I imagine this is what a hug feels like. :eek

[Pub Lover]

All it takes is your e-mail. Or an overused username.
I used neither. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Stop trying to cheapen my special moment, Sappy. >:

[Pub Lover]

Do you want my eye to fall on you, son? :eek

[Pub Lover]

We can make this work. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Send me pics of your dick. ;) :orgasm :yum

[LordSappington]

I used neither. :eek
Then I'm genuinely impressed! :rock

[Tadao]

So, JOAT missed his deadline. Shall I just leave him alone?

http://pics.librarything.com/picsizes/d0/de/d0dea262fbb1871636a464f4141434b41716b42.jpg

[LordSappington]

Don't be a quitter; be a winner!

[Pub Lover]

So, JOAT missed his deadline. Shall I just leave him alone?
Be a man of your word for once. Pester the poor chap. :eek

[Dimnos]

Im not sure what the deadline was but you should give him a 2 day grace period. To be gentlemanly or something. Then destroy him.

[Pub Lover]

(1:04:51 PM) JOAT: hey tadao
(1:05:00 PM) JOAT: what's this about you trying to torture me
(1:05:03 PM) JOAT: sigh
(1:05:29 PM) JOAT: you certainly don't make it easy for me do you?
(1:06:06 PM) JOAT: anyway
(1:06:38 PM) JOAT: i'm 21 and i'm ready to come back to I-Mock but if I do come back you need to cut back on the whole torture thing
(1:06:48 PM) JOAT: because, you know, Geneva convention and all
(1:19:01 PM) Tadao: Well then, you better get that picture. ;O
(1:19:02 PM) JOAT <AUTO-REPLY> : Managing birthday
(1:27:25 PM) JOAT: sigh
(1:27:45 PM) JOAT: you're really not helping me feel welcome back tadao
(1:27:53 PM) JOAT: i mean the birthday wishes was nice and all
(1:27:59 PM) JOAT: but the threat of torture
(1:28:16 PM) JOAT: you do know i take meds for anxiety right?
(1:28:17 PM) JOAT: geez
(1:28:17 PM) JOAT: anyway
(1:28:40 PM) JOAT: so how you been?
(1:29:34 PM) JOAT: huh
(1:29:44 PM) JOAT: why is this picture thing so important anyway
(1:30:00 PM) JOAT: if anything it will just make my nervousness worse
(1:30:44 PM) JOAT: i don't even know whether i'll find a girl who likes me this sophomore year
(1:31:39 PM) JOAT: i just feel like you might be the magnificent bastard I hoped you wouldn't turn out to be
(1:31:42 PM) JOAT: sigh
(1:32:12 PM) JOAT: besides, what real victory is there in invading all my blogs, none of them have really been updated lately
(1:32:24 PM) JOAT: because i've been doing offline work
(1:32:44 PM) JOAT: i go outside now
(1:32:54 PM) JOAT: i can't just keep glued to my computer screen all day
(1:33:17 PM) JOAT: and something about your menacing me just really skeevs me the wrong way
(1:33:55 PM) JOAT: it's like you want an adversary but there's not much fight left in me
(1:36:57 PM) JOAT: i feel like you'll get almost zero satisfaction out of crushing me
(1:37:11 PM) JOAT: i'm not even on the level of a Saiyan Warrior
(1:37:35 PM) JOAT: i'm just a guy who's been in therapy for three years because I had stuff I needed to deal with
(1:38:06 PM) JOAT: basically I'm asking me why you keep threatening me like this
(1:38:39 PM) JOAT: i don't find it fun or particularly humourous, even though there's a particular style of humour you have that's hard for me to read
(1:40:24 PM) JOAT: half the reason why I don't like coming back to I-Mock is because of the hostile atmosphere that either you or me tend to create there
(1:40:47 PM) JOAT: it's even in the interface that's all flamey and implying i'm a newb, never to be redeemed
(1:42:21 PM) JOAT: why do you continue to find joy in threatening me, if you're threatening me at all?
(1:42:34 PM) JOAT: i can't understand what the hell is going on
(1:44:45 PM) Tadao: WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT A CHALLENGE! I helping you to live my boy!
(1:45:12 PM) JOAT: i guess so, but the threat of torture isn't really inspiring
(1:45:28 PM) JOAT: you could have just told me to have a goal of having a picture with a girl
(1:46:02 PM) JOAT: plus I find the idea of a set date to complete it very unnerving and Jigsaw like
(1:46:19 PM) JOAT: that's the real issue I have with it
(1:46:42 PM) JOAT: it's like you're trying to help me in a way that registers in my mind as something akin to the torture scene in Kick Ass
(1:48:32 PM) Tadao: My methods are very strong and forceful, but the end results are a life of bliss. I offer the door to freedom. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
(1:48:45 PM) JOAT: i'll do it
(1:48:50 PM) Tadao: :O
(1:49:00 PM) Tadao: That's the attitude!
(1:50:00 PM) JOAT: it's just that ever since that shit went down I've been afraid of you, out of all the internet "trolls" who ever "trolled" me, you were the one I feared the most
(1:50:15 PM) Tadao: stop typing.
(1:50:20 PM) JOAT: yeah ok
(1:51:22 PM) Tadao: Basically, I'm gonna block you till 1/10. If you want to contact me, you know what thread to use. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!
He gave him three days grace. It is the 13th here in Australia. :eek

[Tadao]

I only meant to force himself onto a girl. IT'S A START. I never even considered that he might be gay. IDK, I never unblocked him. Maybe the best thing I can do for him is to let him feel unwanted. If I don't intervene will he become a decent member of the internet?

[Pub Lover]

Change doesn't spring from nothing. :eek

[Pub Lover]

If you're sick of JOAT you could take a swing at OAO or maybe help Chojin drive Willie to his grave. :eek

[Chojin]

tough love is the only kind of love i can feel anymore. :goth

[Tadao]

This shapeling. what will it become?

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[executioneer]

aside from the whole not improving his life in any way aspect of it
man just because i'm not doing shit your way doesn't mean i'm not improving my life

plus most of the rules for my wacky theme diet were inspired by shit you posted on here anyways

[Kitsa]

I don't remember this being covered on "Oz":

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-honey-buns-prisons-florida-20110108,0,775068.story

I've never had one. Are they good?

[Chojin]

man just because i'm not doing shit your way doesn't mean i'm not improving my life

yes it does

[Fathom Zero]

Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

[LordSappington]

I don't remember this being covered on "Oz":

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-honey-buns-prisons-florida-20110108,0,775068.story

I've never had one. Are they good?


They're nothing special, but they're pretty good. I'd recommend them sometimes, maybe.

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Tadao]

Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel better.

[Fathom Zero]

I apologize if my language is a little salty.

[Fathom Zero]

But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(

[Chojin]

But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/title-holoduke-2.gif

[MattJack]

Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

Years are much worse mi amigo.

[Fathom Zero]

That happened to me a few days ago - old girlfriend emailed me after she stopped talking to me. I think it's been four or five years.

I told her it's been over and done. That doesn't bother me as much as the friend stuff.

And I know that, in my heart, I can always count on Duke.

[Dimnos]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

[Shrubfest]

I despise travel. I'm nearly in tears from trying to book train tickets.

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim, I caught Shrub listening to They Might Be Giants. You really missed the boat there. She might not have hated you. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm kidding. No woman will ever love you, Tom. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

I use an RSS Reader to keep me from obsessively staying up every night & skipping work to remain up to date on all the sites I like. If you're an adult with the ability to decide what things are worthy of your time in a responsible & healthy manner then I envy you very much. :eek

[Dimnos]

I just skim. If i miss it, fuck it. Cocks in the sea or something like that. :\

[Pub Lover]

I imagine you have never sat & pulled every hair of your beard out individually & then had to have your hands tied down when you started on your scalp. :lol :crazy :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I see. I meant shocked not crazy. :shocked

[Dimnos]

No. Havent done that. :\

[Pub Lover]

Have you posted the same phrase into this thread over and over for hours at a time? :eek

[Dimnos]

http://www.shaverware.com/images/164.jpg

[Dimnos]

Minutes maybe. Hours no. Im small time.

[Pub Lover]

I have a lot of trouble breaking out of repetitive actions. I had no desire to shave/cut my hair the times I have fallen into mild Trichotillomania. :eek

[Pub Lover]

So, yes. This is why I use RSS. Insanity. :eek

[Dimnos]

How did you know you had it then?