I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://12.img.v4.skyrock.com/128/chelsea-hotel/pics/232931735_small.jpg

[Grislygus]

Probably


The only way a girl can be a nasty skank in a bad way is if they're into chaw

[Tadao]

Cameron Diaz is a soulless whore I'd I'd punch her in the face because she couldn't make me cum.

[Pub Lover]

That is Shocking!

[Grislygus]

I believe I've already covered the "Tadao/wifebeater" angle

We appreciate your enthusiasm, however

[Tadao]

You can really feel my emotions Gris, we should fuck.

[Pub Lover]

That is Shocking!

[Grislygus]

CanzoHarry's got dibs on ya, skeazebag
Unless I completely misunderstood him, which is entirely possible.

[Tadao]

http://www.rue-morgue.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/zombie-kid.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:tear

That is Shocking!

[Pub Lover]

Hey Mister S. Is Lauren Tracey hot? Because my spam folder thinks she & I are a match. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Mister R. what are you up to >:

[ElPila666]

that picture gave me the muchies

[MLE]

muchies indeed

[Pub Lover]

Mister R. what are you up to >:

Facebook bombards my spam folder with secret info about the friends of my friends.

I did not ask it to do this.

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, Scrubfest is a raver. :rave

[Pub Lover]

Oh for an edit butoon. :gw

[Pub Lover]

;;_______;;

[Shrubfest]

Would that mean me?
Shh...I wasn't gonna say anything....
Bugger.

[Pub Lover]

To be fair, I do say sh & sc the same :yiddish

[Shrubfest]

Forgiven. Not that I was offended. :)

[Pub Lover]

Wait until after the requested sodomy before stating how offended you are.

[ElPila666]

what is sodomy? it's sounds like something fun

[Chojin]

pub are you creeping out the newbies again

[Shrubfest]

Meh, be reet.

I'll just cry in a corner later, as ya do.
Gives my unemployed self something to do.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/04/06/creepy-s.jpg

[Pub Lover]

CHRIST! You people are never satisfied...enough to melt the cheese.

Breakfast fetishists.

...

[Pub Lover]

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/04/06/creepy-s.jpg

I didn't get why that was creepy until after I posted it & now I feel like I'm Liquidstatik. :x

[Shrubfest]

yes?

[Pub Lover]

All seeing a dead dog rather than a butterfly or something.

[Pub Lover]

yes?

YES! YES! OH GOD, YES!

[Shrubfest]

Well, i feel better about myself now.

[Pub Lover]

You're not Pandajuice's wife are you? Oh man, that guy hates me enough already.

[Shrubfest]

As of yet, not encountered the guy.

So if i am, its news to me!

[Pub Lover]

That's good news. I already have a hopeless crush on a married woman & I would prefer to avoid another. :doopa4eva

[Shrubfest]

Righty ho.
Leaving before further abuse *cough* ensues.

[Pub Lover]

AND THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE A NEWBIE LEAVE! NEXT UP ESUOHLIM SHARES HIS FAVOURITE SANDWICH RECIPE

[Esuohlim]

FIRST YOU TAKE SOME BREAD AND THEN SOME BUFFALO-STYLE CHICKEN AND MOZZERELLA CHEESE AND RANCH DRESSING LETTUCE HOT SAUCE EAT

[Tadao]

SHOCKING!

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich.jpg

..

[Pub Lover]

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU EATING A SANDWICH, MISTER G. >:

[Pub Lover]

..

THAT IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE YEAR, MISTER S. :)

even more than that picture of Stacey Dash's ass I hid in this thread.

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

That has been sitting in my 'Use This' notepad for so long that it doesn't even conform to the boards quote function anymore.

A search for "stacey dash" yields this post as the first result for some reason :mystery

[Pub Lover]

;)

[Esuohlim]

Oh you shrewd devil :o

Guess who's banned :lol

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Tadao]

I found that post that you where baned for because you are a racist.

[Pub Lover]

MILHOSUE :'(

[Esuohlim]

Don't worry I moved the link into someone else's post and left no trail I think you're in the clear.

Your new name is Marv Juilliard and you live in Newfoundland.

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE LEFT THE EMOTICON GANG I THINK WE'VE DEVIATED FROM THE ORIGINAL PLAN OF BEING A GROUP OF COOL DUDES WHO HANG OUT AND HAVE A COOL TIME :(

WHAT WITH LIQUID GETTING HIMSELF BANNED AND GADZOOKS' UNTIMELY DEATH AND ALL :tear

[Asila]

2 whole pages, that'll teach me to DO things during the day.

But I'm subtle so I won't say anything about being heartbroken

[Guitar Woman]

I got suspended from school today!

:lol

[ElPila666]

Albert Hoffmann died at age 102 yesterday why does anyone advice that, he wasn't a hero of yours maybe, but hey that dude invented LSD, beatles, hippies, pink floyd, among others

[Pub Lover]

:eek

;)

>:

MILHOSUE :'(

Single emoticons & misspelling Esuohlim? Is that how I look to you? Fuck. :(

Also, that makes the end of the last page really lol for reasons that involve my actions warranting two bans. :lol

[ElPila666]

I got suspended from school today!

:lol

Did you touched accidentally your hot teacher's butt?

[ElPila666]

my classmate were too annoying they used to be so nasty and some of they used to write down notes like "freddy I fuck your mama", and then my mom saw the notes and i felt terrible i was in the troublesome kids class, when i talked to the principal to make them get suspended they found out and almoust choke me to dead

[ElPila666]

I got suspended from school today!

:lol

you shouldn't smoke cigarettes in school

[ElPila666]

;_;

[ElPila666]

i'm looking for some youtube college girls sexy videos, does anyone could suggest me key words, i already use: pendejas putitas escuela
:orgasm

[Esuohlim]

try "uncle buck scene: pancakes"

[ElPila666]

John Candy is so sweet!

[Pub Lover]

Something you've all had an extra year to get used to but still irks me is how last year's forum update removed the URL from the pictures used as avatars and replaced it with an account ID.

Now I have to ask for details to start a search.

[Chojin]

when i talked to the principal to make them get suspended they found out and almoust choke me to dead

lines like this are why elpila is our most valuable poster.

[bigtimecow]

elpila :lol broken english

[Pub Lover]

SEX? wassat?

a p*nis in a vagina

Willie is a child of the revolution.

[Pub Lover]

I need INPUT. Where would you all place Intellectual Geeks and Lolcat Enthusiats?

Error, grasshopper disassemble. :(

[WhiteRat]

Today I purchased an Xbox HD-DVD player, an Xbox universal remote, and King Kong HD all in the same box for only 23 bucks at K-mart.

[Zomboid]

Go back and buy me the same, please.

[Fathom Zero]

I thought Abbie Hoffman was already dead.

Nevermind, I just realized who was talking.

[Pub Lover]

Abbie & Albert Hoffmann were different dudes.

[Chojin]

i was going to ask whiterat why on earth he'd get an hd-dvd player, but then I remembered that I just bought a 3DO and Sega CD.

[Fathom Zero]

Abbie & Albert Hoffmann were different dudes.


They're both forgettable. LSD was discovered on my and noob3's birthday.

[Sethomas]

Remember when I talked about a myspace camwhore who tried to friend me, and I assumed she was spam but she was really just a camwhore? And I gave her 48 hours to reply to a message before I posted the link to her profile so you guys could be creepy to her? I forgot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=333644578

CHICKS IN VADER HELMETS!

[MetalMilitia]

i was going to ask whiterat why on earth he'd get an hd-dvd player, but then I remembered that I just bought a 3DO and Sega CD.

For $23 it's worth it. There are something like several hundred titles which were released on HD-DVD and I expect you can pick them up really cheaply on e-bay by now.

[Shrubfest]

Wow, complex. I don't even have T.V...

[WhiteRat]

For $23 it's worth it. There are something like several hundred titles which were released on HD-DVD and I expect you can pick them up really cheaply on e-bay by now.

Exactly. I would never have bought it had it not been so incredibly cheap. Plus, the xbox remote and a king kong were thrown in the deal as well. At the very minimum, I can use it as a second drive to watch movies since my xbox is my primary movie player.

[Pub Lover]

Sigh...newbie abuse....
From Tadao it's probably just his misguided philogyny.
Levotheroxine. Lovely.

Is that the one you have to stand up while taking or the one you're not allowed to eat with?

[Pub Lover]

They're both forgettable.
And you're not, Bud?

[Shrubfest]

Eating. Have to have it before breckfast, which, as we already established, i'll never eat again.

why is my health so invloved in here? have i missed something?

[executioneer]

actually it's partially newbie abuse and partially cosmo abuse :eek
:eek

[executioneer]

DERBLE POST

[executioneer]

in other words most of the folks on that thread are making fun of how the one dude was all "OMG A GIRL LETS ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS :eek", not you

[executioneer]

ps hi i'm willie and i ruin jokes

[Asila]

It's a public service

[Pub Lover]

For idiots.

[Asila]

All the more reason.

[Pub Lover]

By idiots.

[Kybo Ren]

WAIT I mean Female hetero pedophiles

[Pub Lover]

You mean hot females molesting you, so shut up.

[Kybo Ren]

You mean hot females molesting you, so shut up.


No, I mean ANY females molesting me WHEN I WAS A MINOR. so you shut up

[Pub Lover]

Low standards isn't anything to be proud about, Chief.

[Pub Lover]

Idiots shall not perish from the board.

[Pub Lover]

Wait, if the guideline for this (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699655) is who would be worse to be 'stuck with at a convention or party' what the hell are you doing at a party/convention where a paedophile freely admits to liking underage sex? It's really the same for all of them, if the person is so mono-topical that they only talk about their one all-consuming interest then just be rude.

[Shrubfest]

ps hi i'm willie and i ruin jokes


Good good, its a nice skill to have. I have one similar: making comments that were funny to me, but end conversations....

Sure thats already been noticed.....

[MetalMilitia]

Don't worry, no one reads your posts anyway.

Except for Pub Lover who is probably cataloguing them in some kind of rusty old filing cabinet so he can refer to them at a later date.

[Pub Lover]

It's not rusty! >:

I grinded all that off & painted it with cheap wall paint years ago. :x

[executioneer]

i read everyones posts unless they're in the philosophy or sports boards

[MetalMilitia]

I always imagine Pub Lover sitting in a kind of 1950s private investigator's office, full of smoke and dirty coffee cups trying to decipher clues about forum users who presumably didn't wish to share enough personal information to satisfy his hunger for irrelevant and unnecessary knowledge.

Also he's wearing just pants and a private investigator's hat.

[executioneer]

:lol

[Shrubfest]

Great, i'll post a bunch of irrelevant nonsense then...


Oh, wait....thats the point, yeah?

[executioneer]

in this thread? fuck yes

[Emu]

this is the irrelevant nonsense thread

[Fathom Zero]

this is the irreverent sense thread.

[Pub Lover]

Sounds like a title.


Also, it took me ten minutes to realise that I meant ground not grinded. :dunce

[Pub Lover]

http://www.utilitarianism.com/jesus-christ.jpghttp://www.newsarama.com/Other_Publishers/Fathom47.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

OPTIONS?

[Pub Lover]

Anyone casting for the next Christian Messiah movie, please cast Jake Busey in the main role. I just now really wanted this to happen, so make it so.

[Fathom Zero]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[WhiteRat]

breakooooooout!

[Sethomas]

'cuz EVERYBODY needs a friend like Jesus!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm going hiking with a cute girl on the 17th.

[Pub Lover]

Kybo, I moved your off-topic posts to the chatroom. >:

Pub, I know I don't need to tell you. ;)

...

[Pub Lover]

If yer single... no... i not even going to try to hit on you....


Ok, maybe.

Esuohlim has an avatar of a girl too, hit on him somemore, why don't you.

[Grislygus]

Hey



HEY








Anybody know the right way to spell Louis Malonga?

[Grislygus]

Fine, don't help, you heartless bastards :(

[Grislygus]

The closest name I've gotten is Busi Mhlongo, but she's far, far more traditional than the song I heard. Fucking NPR, I swear to god

[Guitar Woman]

so I'm a smoker now. Whoops!

[Pub Lover]

For a good example of just how awful fanfic writers are, please see the extensive Stargate SG1 fanfiction link I posted somewhere in the chat thread, it pretty much redefines gay

I would compare this to suggesting that someone purposefully catch botulism to understand why you didn't like the sandwich you had today.

[Sethomas]

Grisly, what was the exact phonetic breakdown of her name, and what ethnicity do you think it was?

[Grislygus]

It sounded exactly like Louie Malongo, but I couldn't hear it properly over the professor. Definitely modern South African. Happy, jangly guitars and catchy chorus, sort of a Johnny Clegg feel. It sounded like "Afrikaana" was one of the lyrics, and title was possibly something along the lines of "Rhoomba all the way".

Chorus seemed to be all male, it had a sax solo. Another possibility I've tracked down is Louis Maholo, but he's just a drummer and I can't find any of his albums or tracks.

[Grislygus]

I swear, whenever World Cafe plays somebody worth tracking down, it's nearly impossible

[Sethomas]

I got the impression you said it was a "she", in which case most languages would pronounce the "s" in "Louis". French phonetics emphasize a final consonant by adding an "e" at the end, especially with feminine names/nouns/adjectives. Hence, I think the French might be "Louise", and the German (more in tune with Afrikaans diction) would be Luise probably. Since I'm a long way away from picking up any Sub-Saharan languages, I don't know how to help with the last name.

[Esuohlim]

so I'm a smoker now. Whoops!

I'm proud of you, son

[JediScum]

Guitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.

Anyway, I was going to post this in movies, (not the above, step-child) but this:

"With all the comic book movies coming out in droves over the last 7-8 years, WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF A FIRESTORM MOVIE?!?!"


Is it because two MEN fuse? Actually, it's more like a professor and a hunky, hmmmmmmmmmm.... college freshman who FUSE.

And they become a hero who has a FLAMING head. Oh, Dear LORD!!!!


Seriously, though, why no Firestorm script? It could be a good movie. Or it could ummm, a bad movie.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/pagebrak.jpgGuitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.


Gus brain hurt.

[Grislygus]

Double post

[Asila]

Guitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.

Sentence composition, man. It can be a beautiful thing.

[ElPila666]

¿What does it means "there were no basement in The Alamo"?, because i was watching pee wee herman adventure and i saw a scene where he get shocked when he found out that "there were no basement in The Alamo"

[Grislygus]

There's an old legend that, shortly before the fall of the Alamo, Davy Crockett smuggled the remaining weapons and ammunition to famous frontiersman Pat Boone through a tunnel in the Alamo's basement, for use in the liberation of California and the rest of the Louisiana Purchase.

It's an urban legend of course, Pat Boone was actually intercepted by the band Santana long before he got to Houston. Nevertheless, people in the South still believe that the Alamo had a basement, much to the amusement of Yanks and filthy Mexicans everywhere.

[JediScum]

That's not true. I lived in San Antonio for a year and a half. The Alamo does have a basement.

But it was, of course, filled in, because the hotels or the RiverCenter MAUL might collapse (Goddess Forbid). And then, WHERE WOULD THE TOURISTS GO? The AlamoDome? (Snort) Nobody cares about the Spurs since Dennis Rodman.

Oh, the RiverWalk! You ever smell that fucking thing in August? Trenches of chlorinated water lovingly scented with dead ducks and fish, the urine of 3 year olds, cigarette butts of tourists, blood from Mexican gang fights, and maybe me spitting into it in 1995.

I could go on...

[Asila]

I actually visited San Antonio two Octobers ago, and I'm not sure how anyone could live in a place that swelters in the falltime, but that's just me. That, and my daughter was terrified by the paddleboat thing at the riverwalk so she just screamed over the guy who was trying to do his little pseudo-presentation.

Well, that and outside the Alamo was the prerequisite 'guy who's holding a bible and screaming at the same time who was later replaced by his second-in-command the guy who holds a bible and tries to stop people.' I was informed that it was a daily occurrence.

[ElPila666]

whoa, american old west stories are interesting, i remember the one of Pecos Bill that he flown inside a tornado, i like disney's version of him

[Kybo Ren]

Original Pecos Bill- awesome!
new edited dvd release- stupid!
what's wrong with rollin your own and firingly blindly into the air?

[WhiteRat]

Jurassic Park is on tv right now. AMC has spared no expense to provide us with top notch quality friday entertainment.

[WhiteRat]

Oh no, Dennis Nedry has just stolen some dino embryos! If only Hammond had appreciated Mr. Nedry more...

[JediScum]

whoa, american old west stories are interesting, i remember the one of Pecos Bill that he flown inside a tornado, i like disney's version of him

there is a version of the Pecos Bill story narrated by Robin Williams which is fucking awesome!!!! 3 thumbs up! it's not a cartoon, but handdrawn color sketches that fade in then out. You'd have to see it, cause i'm pretty sure i'm bad at describing

Unless, it's San Antonio, Asila. Yeah, Sounds like it hasn't changed much.
Stinky ass downtown tourist trap. no jobs unless you work for military, hotels or a gay bar. WOOT!...."What?"

Pecos Bill didn't just "fly" in a tornardo, ya danged varmit. HE LASSOED IT AND HELD ON AND IT TOOK HIM STRAIGHT UP TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!

[Pub Lover]

lol puking for drinking is pathetic i havent seen any of my friends do it even after beer vodka tequila and red bulls
I don't remember clicking the quote button on this quote, what the hell?
I think that now the NEW USERS thread should move more in the direction of how to pronounce "Worcester", even in the context of "Worcestershire".

WAR CHEST TOUR! :rawr

[Esuohlim]

WUR-STUR-SHUR :embarrass

[executioneer]

w(schwa)rst(schwa)rshyer

[Pub Lover]

Oddly, when talking about the sauce I don't include the shire suffix.
I have a really fun story somewhere about a 14th Century lynch mob hanging people upside-down by their scrota

i checked my source. Apparently, it was actually in the 12th century done under the orders of Thomas de Marle during his brigandage kick. The best answer I can see for why he did it was that he felt like it.

I get that feeling sometimes too.

Hey Kybo Ren, how is it going? :)

[Sethomas]

Yeah, Barbara Tuchman was kind enough to point out that the human scrotum was not evolved for that kind of duress, thus they were castrated.

[ElPila666]

are you guys joining to the world wide marijuana march? 238 cities have signed, i'll go, i heard there gonna be millions of joints, is a good chance to get free trip,look how many american citiies have already sign: globalmarijuanamarch dot org

[ElPila666]

I don't care about policeman my only worry about tomorrow is that politicians doesnt going to give a shit about it, maybe the whole thing is in vain, but at least is a chance to get stoned in some park and feel that in a couple of years the situation will change for us. ;_;

[ElPila666]

i'm fucking sad, i'm fucking lonely but is a good therapy for me to get stoned with my sweet weed, playing some video games and escape from the main frame, life seems to be great, but it looks be the same, every day, oh baby who cares?

[ElPila666]

oh my god what did i done

[Seven Force]

dinosaur abortions

[ElPila666]

there is a version of the Pecos Bill story narrated by Robin Williams which is fucking awesome!!!! 3 thumbs up! it's not a cartoon, but handdrawn color sketches that fade in then out. You'd have to see it, cause i'm pretty sure i'm bad at describing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNswbV4BLWk

robin williams is hilarious, once i saw a made for TV movie on hallmark about mork & mindy show, one thing that shocked me about that movie is that they show how robin was snorking cocaine at that time.

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/gaychubby.jpg

[MarioRPG]

Honestly WhiteRat, what the hell?

[Colonel Flagg]

I concur - something I didn't need to know existed.

Did this perchance "popup" on the same side as the "whatmethdoes.com" ad? If so, where the hell have you been surfing, dude?

Sorry - Page Break.

[Kybo Ren]

Hey Kybo Ren, how is it going? :)[/quote]

Broke as a joke, sore as a whore

could be worse, I could of had my nose bitten off by a saigon whore!!
whoops whore twice in one post. er- three times

[Tadao]

Chillin' like a snowman.

So I came up with a racist joke that I was rather proud of last night. Family where talking about the study that show a lot of young black children can't are not skilled in the art of swimming. I argued that they could swim, but their weapons weigh to much.

[Pub Lover]

It's been pretty rough, but we're doing all we can. I didn't mean to be a bummer :/

LOL ANAL SEX! :eek


Also, :( @ the real stuff. :(

[Shrubfest]

The smilies just make that post all the funnier.

[Fathom Zero]

El Pila, you're too good to be true.

[Pub Lover]

The smilies just make that post all the funnier.

I'm sorry, I know I suck, but you can ignore me.

[Pub Lover]

Coffee in the shower is one of the best breakfasts...

I like beating off in the shower for my breakfast :wank

I was about to suggest that Zomboid was secretly AChimp, but then I remembered that Chimpenstein never showered. :x

[Shrubfest]

The smilie comment was genuine!

Damn emotionless text.

[Tadao]

My mom was describing a bidder on ebay to me yesterday. She called him a newbie. I told her that she just powned him and she looked at me weird. My mom is 13371335.

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover - Infraction for being a kiwi.

That's another infraction for being off-topics & wrong. You stupid, ******.

[Pub Lover]

What the hell word filter? That is his name. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Steen1 - Ilmestyskirja. Finnish rap about how rich elite controls poor guys without reason. Conspiracies are true in this song.

With the recent popularity of Argentina's misuse of the English language, Finland returns in force. :x

[Tadao]

7force - Black Listed

[Pub Lover]

Liquidstatik: tell milhoe a month is pusshin it & to unban me already :<

[Pub Lover]

Anyone remember Pram Maven (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20169)?

That thread made me lol. :(

[Esuohlim]

Liquidstatik: tell milhoe a month is pusshin it & to unban me already :<

Since it really wasn't porn I'll unban him after a week is up :o

[Esuohlim]

Says the guy whose avatar is probably from porn :(

[Zomboid]

Fuck you. He'd already pushed it before. LET THE BAN STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zomboid]

How many people do you guys have on your ignore list? I have 8 but I am thinking of removing tadao as he is no longer as annoying as he was before.

[Pub Lover]

I can't tell you, as you're on mine so I didn't see your post. :eek

[Zomboid]

Note: User "Pub Lover" has been delayed probation and will remain on "ignore list" until further notice.

[Pub Lover]

I love you too, Z-Man. :(

[executioneer]

i have like thirty, but most of them don't post anymore

[executioneer]

and most of them are because they have gross (anime) avatars that i don't want to see all the goddamn time

[Pub Lover]

http://blueroof.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ignore.png

[Pub Lover]

Am I one of the 30, Willie?

I had a gross anime avatar for a while there. :(

[Asila]

and most of them are because they have gross (anime) avatars that i don't want to see all the goddamn time



Am I one of the 30, Willie?

I had a gross anime avatar for a while there. :(


You stole my sentiment

[executioneer]

no

[executioneer]

to both y'all

[Asila]

to both y'all


hehe, I have an accent I'd like you to meet

[executioneer]

i will shake hands with that accent

[Asila]

i will shake hands with that accent


I'll see what I can arrange

[Zomboid]

Asila was on my ignore list, but then stopped posting. Then when he/she came back, I didn't know who it was so I looked at a few posts and remembered why he got put on ignore in the first place :D

I hate the anime avatars too.

[Esuohlim]

I have Lenor on and that's it. Courage the Cowardly Dog used to be on there because I thought it would stop me from seeing any threads he made, which didn't work.

[Guitar Woman]

It's like Zomboid is the enemy of anyone who doesn't enjoy beer bongs

[Pub Lover]

What


Yeah really we need more unfunny characters on this forum.

Oh great, now Sacks hates me. :(

Thanks alot, Zomboid. >:

[Zomboid]

What?

[ElPila666]

i'm joining you guys on the no more anime avatars cause, but i must say that pokemon is the best show ever

[ElPila666]

i must stop filling this thread with nonsenses ;_;

[ElPila666]

best thing in the world is smoke a joint when you just wake up, yoh man i miss liquidstatic :tear

[executioneer]

wake n bake, bromide

[Pub Lover]

Oh creepy, Doopa what are you doing adding me on facebook? :x

[Pub Lover]

I AM GETTING "GAYCHUBBY" ADS

WHO'S THE WISEGUY >:

Like this?

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/gaychubby.jpg

I'm forever talking about being hot in my gayparts for chubby guys with beards.

Yet what ads do I get? Asian girlfriend adverts is what.

[Emu]

My avatar is MLE approved. >:

[Pub Lover]

why the hell did they decide to suicide? fucking retards

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/03/02/ne0105_roastbeef_e.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah, it does that. Dang. Edit button please. >:

[Esuohlim]

I'd fix it if I knew what the hell you were trying to do :x

[Tadao]

page source shows this?

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/03/02/ne0105_roastbeef_e.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I'd fix it if I knew what the hell you were trying to do :x

I forgot that spoiler tags have to have unique ids to work.

[Fathom Zero]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=139431563

Welcome to the Retard Ball

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.myspace.com/fantoalysteria

Keep on keepin' on, Mr. Mowler.

[Pub Lover]

Oh creepy, Doopa what are you doing adding me on facebook? :x

Same question to Schimid. :x

[Pub Lover]

Keep on keepin' on, Mr. Mowler.

Keep on Mowing, Mowler! :gadzooks

[Esuohlim]

SCHIMID FRIEND ME TOO >:

I feel more important when other people do the friending :eek

[Pub Lover]

Same question to Schimid. :x

Hey Schimid, remember that one time when we had anything in common & spoke to each other?

I sure don't. :(

[Pub Lover]

SCHIMID FRIEND ME TOO >:
Did Doopa? :eek

I feel more important when other people do the friending :eek
It just creeps me out. :(

[Pub Lover]

install windows xp

I suggested that to Liquidstatik when he was putting Vista onto one of his machines.

He got really angry and told me off for being a technophobe.

The three days later he asked me to help him find a copy of XP to install.

[Pub Lover]

I would like an edit button to add an N to my previous post. :(

[Pub Lover]

Very funny, Fathom. I wasn't begging for ads.

[Pub Lover]

If I had an edit button I would put a D in that last post. :(

I'm not doing the mistakes on mpurpose, I'm just stupid.

[Pub Lover]

Anyway, why should I beg for adds? THE BEST PERSON I CAN THINK OF IS ALREADY ON MY LIST. :orgasm

Oh shit, mpurpose :(

[JediScum]

what goes on in people's heads, i have no clue anymore...

F'rinstance...

I find on youtube the BANNED version of "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. I posted it in the music thread, with a NSFW because it isn't. Prolly not safe for humans.

Then I find on youtube the video for "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy. I had to PROVE i was 18, just to see it. Which was tricky because i forgot my password and had to create a new acct.

So gay bars and an off camera cumshot over a group of men is OK with the "Tube" but drugs,violence and lesbianism you need to be 18 for? Shit, people, most 18 year olds are already familiar with that in the U.S.

Maybe it the images of puking blood 3 times, i don't know...

[Tadao]

Does relax show tits? I know Smack my bitch up does, and that is youtubes problem, they hate tits.

[JediScum]

Yeah it does....

And to correct my self, the off camera cumshot was on the singer and a tiger, not a group of men. Sorry.

And why would anyone sane hate tits?!?!?

[Tadao]

Did you know Brian Eno produced Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

I hate that fact.

[JediScum]

Wait a minute... I'm all screwed up... trying to this and laundry.

No, "Relax" does not show tits. But both videos are about gay sex, more or less. Sorry for my confusion.

[Tadao]

That explains it then.

[Pub Lover]

Shrubfest... what is Lucazade?

It's a soft drink, possibly an energy drink, but that was in the 80's & before Red Bull standards.

It tastes like carbonated stale piss.

[JediScum]

What... like Mountain Dew minus sugar?

[Pub Lover]

I've never had Mountain Dew so idk

[Fathom Zero]

:O

[Pub Lover]

Hey now! I did try Wikipedia. No entry.

The lovely yet fallible Shrubfest misplaced a vowel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucozade

[JediScum]

So, Lucozade is just basically a shitload of sugar? With no CAFFIENE?!?! Fuck that!

And 0.01% alcohol? Why don't you just pull my dick out, exhale forcibly on it, then put it back in?

I'll stick to black coffee, and (even though, I don't like it) cheap ass American beer

[Pub Lover]

You do not understand the power of Daley Thompson, oh non-english person.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/image/Daley-Thompson-Athlete_73021.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Look at that hunk of man.

He could make an eight year old me drink anything.

If I had an edit button I would be really weak right now & go back & NSFW spoiler tag that picture.

[JediScum]

Daley Thompson? I know Richard Pryor when I see him!

[Grislygus]

Look at that hunk of man.

He could make an eight year old me drink anything.


:van

[Pub Lover]

Daley Thompson? I know Richard Pryor when I see him!

All them negros look much the same in Illinois.

[Evil Robot]

FARTS

[JediScum]

All them negros look much the same in Illinois.

Not true, sir. We seem to be overrun by mexicans. At least the women are usually gorgeous

Unfortunately, they're always married.

Shit.... maybe I should turn gay.

[Esuohlim]

I'd be perfect as a gay guy if it weren't for the fact that I find all dicks gross even my own >:

ESUOHLIM'S HOT GIRL PICK OF THE WEEK: AGENT SCULLY >:

http://www.scifidimensions.com/May03/scully.jpg

:nsfw

[Esuohlim]

I refuse to believe that every single website with a picture of Gillian Anderson on it doesn't allow remote linking. :(

[Pub Lover]

I saw the last one fine. Red background, showing her FBI ID.

[Pub Lover]

I'd be perfect as a gay guy if it weren't for the fact that I find all dicks gross even my own >:

Are you the guy that fills the urinal with vomit? Surely you can take a whizz without getting an eyefull or missing.

haha @ eyefull of whizz, I meant seeing yer dick ok

[Esuohlim]

I put like seven different ones up and they all show up as a red x on my computer :(

[Pub Lover]

I put like seven different ones up and they all show up as a red x on my computer :(

Well, I don't actually refresh the page as often as I could. :(

[JediScum]

One time a "gay guy" asked me...

"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

So I says "And what the fuck is a scrotum?" :badoompssh

[Sethomas]

Dude, my scrotum houses the reproductive organs that manufacture my gametes. There called "testicles", and they're rather important. I'm sorry to hear you lack them.

[JediScum]

I know scrotums are important but , you shoulda met this one.

Jehovah's Witness AND gay.

Gay AND thinks anal sex is "gross"

If I remember right, he may have been squeamish about fellatio also.

Insult the "bag of flesh" I like, I'll insult your personal favorite.


SIR.

[ElPila666]

Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

[executioneer]

everything sexy is wrong

[ElPila666]

Britney Spears is wrong

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/hopkins2.jpg

[Grislygus]

Fucking photobucket >:

[Grislygus]

EVEN WHEN THE DARKEST CLOUDS ARE IN THE SKY

[Grislygus]

YOU MUSN'T SIGH

[Grislygus]

AND YOU MUSNT CRY

[Grislygus]

SPREAD A LITTLE HAPPINESS AS YOU GO BY